TRYING DUMB LIFE HACKS 16
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It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s a blow pop in a power drill
Thought that said “ a blow job in a power drill “
What is my life
Tynee same
Mood
Ainsleigh O’Brien that sounds sexual for no reason at all -
people: my role model won a Nobel prize
me: mine eats food on power tools and lights cat food on fire
Patrick Wentz saaaaaame!)
Patrick Wentz lol
Patrick Wentz same
Patrick Wentz and nearly has a breakdown cuz he can't put a dorito bag on his head
Patrick Wentz He's your role model. HUNNY
Shane: so, this next hack is for really lazy people.
Me: You called?
On Tøp of the world |-/
On Tøp of the world your name😍😍😍
On Tøp of the world I love your name and picture
On Tøp of the world Nice name... Mine is boring lol
On Tøp of the world |-/
Shane: *lights random stuff on fire*
Also Shane: “I’m bleeding and idk why.”
Yeah, I wonder why he is bleeding. (Remembers seeing videos with stuff being put on fire.)
Ha ha
Read this AS HE said it in the video 😂😂😂
"this next hack is for super lazy people" i'm listening
turns ears on
Cat J as soon as I read this comment Shane said it
Catherineee J we have the same name :)
Catherineee J
Catherineee J I'm all ears
How can Shane make 20 minute videos everyday..but other youtubers make a 3 minute video once a week? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Rolly Polly because Shane is the best
Rolly Polly cuz he has no life😂😂😂ay dont hate cuz i love shane.
or a twenty to ten minute video once a month cough... dan and phil
Or a 4:20 minute vlog *cough David Dobrik cough*
Hello fellow scomiche lover
"Ugh why am I such a fucking icon" that should be put on his grave
Amy Lehane honestly
Yes
Nutella Chan uyuyuuu jijijiji
Amy Lehane NO BECUASE SHANE WILL
NEVER DIE
Amy Lehane legit read this just as he said it omg
Life Hack
Shane you could attach a marshmallow to a skewer and stick it the power drill and you put it over a small fire and roast your marshmallows.
My uncles friend came up with it.
StarMoon TV he's a fucking genius
StarMoon TV put it over the cat food fire
yes, i finna put a power drill over a fire
StarMoon TV I probably cheated off u in math
StarMoon TV um genius
"Headphone users, you're welcome."
**just strokes my headphones**
Shane noticed me!
Axl Creed 😂😂😂
Axl Creed same 😂
i wrote this for him
please notice me, I do my best to keep up to watch your videos, you make me such a genuinely happy person. You are one of my youtube idols and you make me so damn happy. I wish i could meet you an give you a huge hug and tell you all the reasons how you impacted and changed my life.
lmao
Сабина Боброва i am a girl.....why can't it be you and his distance?
"Alright let's clean the fridge"
*throws slime at it*
Alex Thom is captain obvious
Alex Thom its like when your to lazy to mop so you just throw a rag on the ground
Alex Thom if that ain't me idk what is
Shane is literally the only person that is allowed to say "I'm so quirky!!"
Im so quirky,come after m e
@@gacha_nora278 you're a gachatuber so no cause I don't want aids
@@CorporalTailsDude lol.i know im a gachatuber too so i shouldn't be laught at this but this is comedy gold
@@CorporalTailsDude iM oFfEnDeD. ÙnÚ
@@cemeteryslutt ok
I love it when Shane snorts when he laughs
Mary Halasinski who doesn't?
My drug counselor: he's so offensive
Me using needles on donuts instead of my arm: I love Shane Dawson.... (also 927 days clean and sober today!!)
EDIT*** woah that blew up a little.
Answers to common questions I get:
I was an IV meth user.
Yes I've done heroin and hated it.
Everyone has their"drug of choice"
Yes I was a nurse.
Friday 5/29/2020 is my 3 years clean.
Anything used as a coping mechanism that turns unhealthy and uncontrollable is classified an addiction including sex, food, exercise, cutting, alcohol, drugs (both prescribed and street) and more.
I'm proud of my fellow recovery buddies, no matter your addiction. My inbox is open if anyone needs.
Congrats!
@@penguinstarlette4028 why ty
Keep it up. I’m on six years and it gets easier!
sober survivor saw this now and it’s like the first comment I’ve seen that commented on sobriety on an unrelated video! I am so glad I hope you still trudging that road to a happy destiny🙏🏻 I am 6,5 years sober ☺️❤️
Wow, congratulations 🎉 🎈 great job 💕
When Shane has a movie and two books by can't afford milk 😂
Sam Marotto it's cuz he pays hundreds of dollars on expensive food he only takes one bite of
He has 2 movies actually
Sam Marotto *but
Sam Marotto 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or a spoon.
Who else is watching in 2020. New decade, same ol’ Shane. 🤍
yessss
yessss
yessss
Ye
YES!
"My life hacks have saved lives.. I mean taken" SHANE THE ONLY THING YOU'VE TAKEN FROM ME IS MY SOCIAL LIFE😅
Brooke Makenna yup😂😂👏🏻
Glad I'm not alone😜
And my good grades and my friends literally my life is crumbling but at least I have Shane
Brooke Makenna and virginity
Brooke Makenna same
Who is wearing headphones because you don't want anyone listening to Shane moaning 😂
Robbie Kate Carpenter yeah my mom just heard that
Omg me
Robbie Kate Carpenter me
me and cause i’m a rebel and not aloud to be awake
Robbie Kate Carpenter omg meeeeee
when the dog is the only sane one in the family
Bitch go back to the basement
Cpt.pandapoo OMFG 😂😂💕
Sangwoo ! SAYS SANGWOO 😂😂😂 oml
Sangwoo ! SANGWOO OMG THAT COMIC FUCKED ME UP
Sangwoo !
that shirt is iconic. it should be framed tbh. hes worn it in like 101093024 videos 😂
it really is tho lol
DANIEL love ur videos dude. im subbed
DANIEL I'd frame it
DANIEL he has worn that 16 dumb life hacks. And counting
DANIEL ikr
I used to watch this playlist every night before bed for months about 4 years ago. It was a tough time but for some reason these weird videos took my mind off all that shit I had going on. Dont care if you arnt "popular" anymore. You helped. You should be happy with that atleast.
Same. Shane's videos literally help me fight anxiety attacks.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
A Shane video a day
Keeps the sadness away
Uno come here to daddy. Imma inject some chocolate in you and eat you!
Uno absolutely
Uno oml that doesn't even rhyme!!
Emma Cloudhope 2 of course it dont rhyme Lmfao its about Shane so its ok
Emma Cloudhope 2- Day and Away rhyme
shane: has twinkies just lying around
also shane: doesnt have milk
And eats cereal with a fork
* sees Shane's new video *
*OH SHIT LET ME GRAB MY FOOD*
Because this is the top comment currently I feel like this is the time Shane will most likely see this. I just want to say thank you for all the times I have come home from a shitty day as school and watched your videos. You literally make me happy everyday day and I think that's amazing. You have put out two books, directed a movie, won the chair, acted in two movies, you have your own podcast and you have over 9 million subscribers. I could go on and on. Thank you for inspiring millions each day. Slay queen.
Shayne Gray me
Shayne Gray honestly me
Shayne Gray ME
Oh lord my mom just came in and asked to read his book and just took it I now await my death
Shayne Gray yaaaaas littery me
"Also i'm bleeding and I don't know why" ME just me
sennas xx sameee
sennas xx hes bleeding cuz its "that time of the month"
IM SCREAMING BECAUSE AS SOON AS I READ THIS COMMENT IT SAID IT IN THE VIDEO
The Diamond Squid you don't make them jokes
Well reading this I looked at my leg and I was bleeding ( I didn't even do anything today)!
Uno is literally the best dog for Shane because he never reacts when he makes the loudest noises😂😂
kennedy ward Yeah, my dog goes crazy at the smallest noise!😂
kennedy ward She? She? FLICKING SHE?!
kennedy ward ya ik i love my daddy shane he can be stupid at times though like he is in these vids and yes daddy get rid of the cat food so they can die
Crazy Cat OMG I'm so sorry I fixed it I promise😂
kennedy ward just imagine me licking you
"cOmE fOr mE LaUrDiY"
Diy queens are QUAKINGGG
I love how Shane randomly has a jar of matches
Avery Gordon you should have one lol
I wonder how many more dumb life hacks there are until Shane's literally tried them all 😂
Lij Gilmour haha
Lij Gilmour he's done so many hey hahaahah
Lij Gilmour he's gotta be gettin close
*-Sylvie S-* hahaha
in a year there's gonna be 16 'inventing dumb life hacks' video
Shane: " its a bird! It's a plane! Yea marvel movies have sure went down hill."
That quote is a super man quote from D.C. shane. Ur amazing.
Whenever he snorts I can't help but laugh
Blair Martin I know it's funny tho🐷🐷🐷🐷🐖🐽🐈🐶
I have no friends
Well that’s just. sad
"if you can show me a neon blue piece of fruit i will make you slime and ship it to your house"... look up the fruit Pollia condensata... you owe me slime, shane
Damn your smart 😂😂👌
Ravenclaw Pride you’re**** sorry 😂
victoria burnham or...blueberryS?
Or just a dragonfriut
I dont get it cause i'm STUPID :'P
Yas inject me with chocolate
Uno 😓
Uno HI UNO!
Uno
Oh boi
Uno Oh Lord
Uno Uno Uno Uno Uno
Shane: * intensely beating slime on the washer*
Me: trying to laugh quietly because 26 minutes ago my mom texted me and was like go to bed and it's currently 1:35 in the morning
Courtney's World it’s 1:42 rn lol
Everything with Mackenzie thanks
Can shane please make a weird ass morning routine and night routine
also great use of the mac voice
Do u have instagram? I think we have a lot in common, because i saw your profile photo is Finn, and i'm so obsessed with him. Mine is postmaloneworld.
I thought you said moaning and i was like "GOD NO" 😂😂😂 my ears
im the frickin sun from the teletubbies
I love u sun
i still love you shane so much love for you honestly
ITS A BIRD
ITS A PLANE
its a blow pop shoved in a power drill
No it's Shane!!!!!
no it's me!!!
My yearbook quote.
I'm constantly worried Shane's gonna break all of his teeth off with that power drill 😂😂😂😂
same
I miss this shane😔😔😔
Uno's face = current mood
I rarely laugh while watching RUclips videos but watching Shane "clean" his house with slime made me fucking cry laughing.
It's bad that I can totally see Shane setting Cheeto on fire
no
@@tori9668 i would hate you but you have lana as your pfp so i love you
Vintage r/cursedcomments
And then eat him
Same
what the fuck was the cat food one for
Shane's impression of a grandma always makes my day 😂👌
We fucking know, you've commented it under every fucking comment.
Dark Theories that was six months ago. Everyone has a strong feeling of apathy for your whole amateur channel.
Dark Theories stfu
9:09 Shane has The Amazing Book is Not on Fire
Ihopethatyouburrn lmao other fandoms hearing us talk, just read your sentence slowly like someone who hasn't watched that video would and realize how little sense it makes 😂 "remember he used it as a shoe" lmaoo
^^ wow that's my life right there
Jacksepticeye Lover oh grow tf up it's not a human
L a r i s s a Yeah, obviously it's not human, but books help us cope when humans can't. Books let us travel while we're just sitting in our living room. They keep our IQ up when some people lower the IQ of the whole street. They keep our imaginations running wild and express us in ways that we can't. ....Wow, that took a turn.
Imagine what his neighbors must be thinking when he makes these videos. Like "wtf is that horrible smell?"
Other neighbor: "Shane's burning something again"
Uno's face is like wtf are you doing dad 😂😂😂😂
Nathalie Salas ikr! Lol 😂
Nathalie Salas ya i wonder all the time what he is doing
Hahaha ikr!
“ oh it’s red! “
" make sure to hit that notification bell! "
9:37 Uno: wtf are you doing
Wishing he lived somewhere else.
You know in his head he's like "my owner is crazy."
I'm sorry but, when Shane was cleaning with slime, and he was rubbing it on the floor, I though of HowToBasic😂
Same
SAME!!
Thought* but same
SaltyChickenTenders •3• 😂😂😂
Freaking same😂😂😂
That last part about Dan and Phil caught me off guard. I can't
When he started cleaning his house with slime it reminded me of how to basic
David Chen xD
Why is that true though lmao😂
Shane: *Has food taped on a set of power tools*
Also Shane: I'm bleeding and idk why
That dan and phil bit at the end actually killed me
HeyIt'sEm I acctually screamed! 😂
i screamed, said 'same' to myself and am pretty sure my mom just booked me a room in the psych ward
same!
**wears same shirt in spaghetti throwback**
Gummybear 17 ikr! we need to get him some shirts!😂
Gummybear 17 and the hat one lol
Gummybear 17 wears same shirt in EVERY FUCKING VIDEO.
*wears same shirt as Reese's throwback*
that pesky emo kid Irrelevant.
shane: doesn't have milk but has twinkles**
Thank you shane, I was having a rough time and then I went and watched some of your vids. Made my day.
Haha Shane doesn't have milk but has a huge thing of chocolate sauce. Lol he's so cool
DO A MAKEUP TUTORIAL WITH THE MACBOOK DOING THE VOICEOVER.
Foxu Chan YES
Foxu Chan it sounds like threadbangers pinometer
Foxu Chan yaaassss
omg yeees
YAS
After that slime scene, Shane reminds me of howtobasic. Anyone else think so too?
yes!
cllopez2000 OMG YES! 😂
yes!!
cllopez2000 100th like 👌
cllopez2000 OMH YASS!!!! XD
*just finished showing Shane using a lollipop attached to a power drill*
•a couple seconds later•
"I'm bleeding and I don't know why"😂
He was talking about his arm/hand
*Shane's next short movie:*
*Genre:* comedy horror
*Storyline:* man goes psycho killing friends and fills them with unsponsored food. He is aggregated by this. Will he ever be sponsored? Find out, in Shane's next short film
Toxicmedow46
Dark Theories, Did you literally go down commenting this on every comment? Stfu we heard you the first hundred times.
I'd what that!
Ullander Ulland finally someone else noticed. They're just trying to get subscribers
Toxicmedow4601 AJ XD I would so pay to go see that XD
I died of laughter when he walked around the house randomly smacking things with slime
Helena S-D how did you type this
BlackBerry Q10 ha ha ha ha ha.
Helena S-D me too 😂
I love this generic comment
Helena S-D I was in tears 😂
Only Shane can make me laugh while I’m crying ❤️
me: casually sipping a drink while watching shane
shane:
*doughnut stuffed in his mouth*
"I LOVE NEEDLES"
me: starts laughing and blows the drink right out of the cup
Thank you Shane
FR FR. ^
Anal Leakage sorry lmao, that's how I was taught to spell it
I love needles too. Reminds me of my heroin days
Anal Leakage it's spelled both ways -.-
Lexi Plays thanks :)
Question: Who's your role model?
People:Johnny Depp
Me: Shane Dawson. He eats food off of a power drill and he sets cat food on fire. Yup you heard that right.
Shelby Dawson I get you XD
Shelby Dawson same lol
Shelby Dawson why the fuck is it johnny depp um no
Dori - Tos he was the first person I thought of
Shelby Dawson Yusssssss Johnny Depp and Shane Dawson ship
No i have never met you before personaly but i would freaking love to
Why does this bisexual man make me laugh so hard? 😂
shane: dont forget the youtuber books
me: **pauses video and looks for TABINOF**
me: **sees TABINOF**
me: ah okay good im happy
Iben Rasmussen PHAN
SAME HAHAHA
Iben Rasmussen I did the same thing 😂😂
lol same
Iben Rasmussen YAASS >•
IT'S A BIRD
IT'S A PLANE
*HI I'M SHANE*
I'LL GO HOME.
Lexi Gaming Please go home.
Abygail Schuring I'm already home so I can't go home (Unless you count my Dads house then I will go home on the 15th of June)
SHANE THERES EDIBLE SLIME
recipe:
Gummy bears
And cornstarch
First pick one color of the gummy bears you want to do then microwave them for 30 seconds later add as much cornstarch you need until that's good do this for a video please
YESSSS
Good Idea 💡
And vegetable thinner
You also need powdered sugar for flavor
@shanedawson
Man i remember how in middle school Shanes daily uploads were apart of my schedule lol, I'd come home from school and watch his new video while i have a snack then do homework.XD
That sounds like a great day
i was so depressed today and this made me smile , thank you .
Faith Victoria same
me to
Faith Victoria I'm watching it because I don't wanna get out of bed and get ready for work
Is anyone else like home alone and enjoying Shane's food video and then all of a sudden at the end the conspiracy theory video music starts playing and you're afraid death's going to consume you?
Carly Blackford me 😂😂
Why is this me?
Carly Blackford 3relatable5me
Shane eating cereal and water with a plastic fork in a bowl wrapped in plastic wrap is actually me
"it's a bird it's a plane"
and then he said marvel
but super man is DC
TRIGGGEEERRREEEDDD
Teigan Metcalfe I KNOW! 😖
Teigan Metcalfe no bitch its me
Teigan Metcalfe i legit paused the video to see if anyone else caught that lmaoooo
Teigan Metcalfe I've been looking through the comments waiting for someone to point that out
Shane:"yep that tastes like fruit loops and water
Me:"😂😂😂"
Ady Cvetkovski wait you can speak in emojis? “🤩🤩😁🥳” woooooow you can!
When did Shane turn into How To Basic
Nikki Mar good question
Nikki Mar 8:18
Try dry food because the cat food was wet it stopped the fire ( I don’t know this because I’m smart just because I play with matches)
I think playing with matches is the opposite of being smart lol
Kadyn Scott that’s funny
I feel like you would be the person who burns a house down when your playing with the matches
Shane look what u done
*i love it*
ME TOO
**clicks the search button**
**sees shane's new video**
**shook****
same
Chirsten Arabejo my daily routine
Dark Theories I'm listening
Suzy Sh me too hahaha
Dominic Ciccarelli yassss
People:It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Shane:its a blow pop shoved in a power drill
Shane should start a cooking channel it would be FUCKING AWESOME
Artemis Lorain I second this
Artemis Lorain I third that.
Artemis Lorain
YASS!
Pls🙏
Artemis Lorain I'd live for "Cooking w/ Shane"
Ok. Are we gonna just ignore the fact that he just ripped the Saran Wrap off the box perfectly??? Iconic
Twentyonechemical Panicattacks Excuse me can I be your best friend, I love Supernatural and the bands you made your username from.
Erin Wordie I can't see why not
Twentyonechemical Panicattacks Making friends 101
I love your background. #MybabyCastiel or #MysweetheartMisha
Twentyonechemical Panicattacks RIGHT
Idk why, but Shane reminds me of rumplestilsken from Shrek
Hey_GalaxyWolf x Same
Hey_GalaxyWolf x lol shane did a video like 2 years ago about that
Hey_GalaxyWolf x EVER SINCE I FIRST SAW HIM I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
asmr: going pretty good
shane: *creates powerdrill asmr*
asmr: this is why we don"t let new ppl into the comunity
Omg Shane you NEED to do a CAKE video!!! U haven't done one in forever😩
YES YES YES!!
Kadie Bernhard collab with How To Cake It!!??
-amelia r- I'm not trying to be mean but I don't think that they would be a good collab because they are really different people
amelia r I think it might be funny, but I don't think it would work very well cause they're different
Kadie Bernhard yeah lol if only.......
He eats cereal with a fork. What 2017 has done to him.
SHANE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU YOU HAVENT CHARGED YOUR PHONE WITH ANYTHING IN A WHILE ?!!!
Blake Boys because it doesnt work.
I don't know why but I think Shane and cristine from simplynailogical should collab
Drew:it’s a bird! Garret:it’s a plane! Shane:it’s a blow pop in a power drill
How the hell is lighting cat food on fire a life hack? 😂😂
Gina Aa. Oh.... I just wanted to see that
Dark Theories stop commenting everywhere. Dam people are tired of you self promoting
Dark Theories Get out. Self promotion much?
Emma Dowling YOUR PROFILE PICTURE 😂💀💕💕💕
Steve Hill everyone should report him!
I really want to watch a video of Shane editing his RUclips Videos
Also Shane with the MAC Voice gave me life
isa8ella naccarato SAME OMGGG
Tyler's Chalupa ; Josh's Oreo I know right
When Shane said he didn't have any milk it made me realize something.
I forgot to get milk while I was out.
I was waiting for him to break his teeth in the first life hack.
How to be shane:
-fire things near alcohol.
-eat with a power drill.
-wear the same shirt.
-eat anything
-burn anything
-go home.
-be a slime master
me DONT FORGET MAKING GALAXY FOODS & EVERYTHING BLACK !!!
Crassodette this needs more likes
He deadass used a clean bowl to make slime but a dirty bowl to eat out of 🤣🤣🤣
*wears the exact same shirt as the video he referenced*
"It's a bird It's a plane It's a blowpop chopped in a power drill"
-Shane Dawson 2017
4:02 “for some reason people are buying it”
(3 years later)
CORONAVIRUS
It really bothered me that you didnt take the wrapper off the stick...
Alessandra Leigh I was thinking the same.
What are you talking about? What time was it at???
Dark Theories why you writting that every single comment
Honestly Shane, you make me so happy I am so glad that I found an out 4 years ago honestly I love you vids you make me laugh all the time whenever I'm feeling down I watch your vids and the second it starts I smile, and it's a genuine smile I love you and that's for existing!😂❤️
Elizabeth Brooks I KNOW