The War Thunder Documentary
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2020
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This old crappy TV we found laying at the roadside a few miles from my house is really paying for itself. Be sure to give this video a like chaps. It probably helps. We think. Should probably start telling people to do that in the video. Ah, I'll remember next time.
You are bloody late! Step up your game kind Sir. ☕️
its alright mane, i always go to the comments so ykno i got your back
Keep up the good work
Squire please reply to my recont comment on this yt video i want to know the song please ty
squire is the great
As an archaeologist, I can confirm that this is an accurate depiction of what we do
That's the more "interesting" part.
Also where the fuck are the nicely quadratic holes with clearly visible planums and profiles :D
Was that a shot at time team?
Bags full of pottery shards.....a lot of pottery shards...
Pottery shards everywhere...
Martin Guerra looks like it to me. Sounds a lot like Tony.
Yes I do like the tigersaurus and the mausaurus
Ah yes, the long-awaited return of Dan Snow and his show “War Blunder”. I thought he’d abandoned it!
It seems Dan Snow has lost about a foot in height.
Squire oh dear. I wonder what happened...
@@strigonshitposting793 Shame really. Every extra inch of those trousers on screen is a win in my book.
*War Thunder Main menu music intensifies*
Squire Those are the *WRONG* trousers!
“There she is, a witch, that or I’ve crossed into Wales by mistake”
‘struth. 10/10 can confirm
Let's be fair. We've all been the A13 corporal at least once
My friend accidentally brought a Flak 88 to what was supposed to be a 1.7 lineup. Well, at least I got to kill a Jumbo with a sd.Kfz.221
To be fair, the A13 is probably (in the context of WT) the least bad reserve tank to "blunderingly" uptier. At least you always have enough penetration to go through 99% of tanks' sides.
@@MadManchou my only gripe on A13s are it's slow traverse... But damn those explosive filler 40mms are neat. Love using it on daimler ACs in 6.0 and above for a quick 20k... If I get lucky
@@MadManchou Yeah but that was with the old 90 mm penetrating APCBC.
The new APCBC has 88 mm penn, looks like a small change but infact it has worse ranged performance unless u use APHVT which has better ranged penn beyond 500 mm but poor initial penetration compared to APCBC. The old 90 mm APCBC had advantages of both if u deliberately uptiered it to get "God Mode" medal.
Trying to penetrate leopard's sides for some reason became increasingly harder now.
sometimes my selected game mode resets from Air RB to Ground RB. So here i was thinking i was gonna play a game in my English Electric Lightning only to see that i cant spawn in it, but i can however spawn in my Tetrarch.
It wasnt a good time.
"Brrritish tanks"
"Shert hoel"- that one french man
edit: HOLY SHIT THATS A HELL OF A LOAD OF LIKES, ty
(go to squires video. If red tales was a war thunder/british film)
Please can someone tell me the song at 1:45 i rlly would like that song thank you!.
Do you mean Charts Anglais
@@remy7815 what do you mean
It means British tanks in French but what is shert hoel
@@remy7815 its when he said shit hole but i changed it
Yessss, today we talk about the battle of Bastogne but this time sub-sonic planes such as the F-86 and MiG-15 battle it out against F-104s
didn't that happend during civil war of vietnam between napoleon and north Korea?
Thermite10k Pretty sure that was after the Russian Civil War in Venice, Italy 1945. When M1Abrams were trying to hold ground against the British armored corps and with the aerial support of the Japanese Captured B-17’s, which were being chased by the new captured Il-2 Luftwaffe pilots.
@@mindesbork8559 I think you're mistaken, the b17 was only used in limited numbers while the ac130 was the main bomber of the Japanese
Or Mig 19s without IR missiles 😒
Was that before or after the stare-down in Tiananmen Square between the German Maus and the Captured M1?
The last time I was this early Hitler hadn't remilitarised the Rheinland
Usually by the time I arrive, he's eaten Poland. I'm always on time, I just play a lot of Hearts of Iron against try hard Hitler.
@squire He is certainly a tryhard. Not like he has much of a choice with that focus tree.
@@engleberteverything421 Germany does have a focus to "Oppose Hitler" tho.
@@AlreadyTakenTag then you can still do WW1 all over again
@@SquireComedy nobody like the likes are at 131. last time I was this early the British had pinned down tiger 131.
Alexander looks like he's digging up relics with a relic. He also looks like he's buried more people than digging up anything.
People saw us filming this. Christ knows what they thought.
Squire oh no
@@chieftain108 I'm sure they just thought it was just an "accurate" documentary of something.
@@SquireComedy Lucky you had large trousers on - that will always stop people approaching you.
I was kinda disappointed he didn't call him Phil...
Bootless Bill with a shovel is the most threatening and frightening thing I've seen this week. I am beyond scared mate.
Squire saying Auf Weidesven was close too
hi ash good videos :) keep up your work
@@flyingkiwi7560 we are men of culture kiwi if you had a bob semple we could rule the world
@@bobsemple07 yes.... with the bob semple the world would be ours
The sponsorship in in the end is of a quality some never achieve in the main part of their videos. Props to you!
Thanks for that. Jolly kind.
Can't recall the music on that section though. I feel like I've heard it millions of times.
@@iridium3342Trine 2!
@@SquireComedy I suspected either Oblivion or Trine XD Glad I wasn't far off. Thanks o7
It almost tempted me to buy the product and I am not even going bald!
Fun fact: every single British tank since 1945 has had tea making capabilities
It's nearly midnight, go to sleep
*laughs in American at 5:31 PM* love your vids Mike 👍👍
*Loads good old fashioned service revolver*
@@SquireComedy blast the bally Jerry with extreme prejudice
u go to sleep boomer
To late
This was “*NOT*” Their Finest Hour
I adore the obnoxiously oversaturated colours
just like war thunder :)
I remembered this battle. So many destroyed low tier tanks. I was one of the few with an actual Tiger Killer, but some dumb bastard in a BT-7 rammed into my rear. Knocked my crew unconscious.
Speaking of which, Hands Up, Lads.
👐
You’re the reason I’m addicted to war thunder...
Lmao same i play it since 2016
I'm awfully sorry.
@@SquireComedy OMG 😂😂😂😂
same XD
@@SquireComedy am i the only one that read this comment with his violently brittish accent
'And later, an evening of soaps, with a double bill of Coronation Straße and Ostenders'
😂😂😂😂 that bit tickled me
Squire: *Talks about german tank superiority.*
Also Squire: "The brilliant British engineers who solved this problem!*
Me: They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Also me: wait isn't that the first time squire praised german engineering... :0
No he's actually done it before
Last time I was this early Neville Chamberlain still thought war could be avoided
Almost every few seconds, my sides were ready to explode into orbit ..
Top form, Squire old chap!
Thanks awfully old boy!
I want to believe that this is how Squire dresses all the time
I genuinely wear those trousers sometimes. My girlfriend absolutely hates them with a passion. I reckon it's jealousy.
Squire sounds like jealousy to me. Who wouldn’t want to wear them?
@@SquireComedy She knows that those trousers make every woman want you.
If I had threads that sweet, I would.
She’s probably is jealous that she can’t wear them
Now this is another fantastic example of more top-quality broadcasting from Squire productions! Keep going old boy and I look forward to your next release!!
Thanks old boy!
That French accent is magnificent. Napoleon rolled in his grave.
What would a corsican know about french accents anyway ;)
@@SonsOfLorgar
He may be born in Corsica, but his French are bloody fluent.
But the real question is, which Napoleon?
@@AlexSDU Dynamite?
when your so early squire hasn’t commented yet
Give me a bloody chance, Christ.
@@SquireComedy lmfao
@@SquireComedy tears sir. Tears are pouring out of my eyes at the sheer wit on display in your comment!
“Aaaa sacrubluoo what are you doing you basment dwelling german weaboo” 🤣🤣🤣
"As normally there is a tremendous crash on the runway!" Lmao
5:09 Y O U G O T T A H O L E I N Y O U R L E F T W I N G
Planes literally on fire
Squire making War Thunder documentaries?
*hmmmm why does this sound so familiar?*
No elephants this time. Hard to come by in Norfolk.
@@SquireComedy visit a zoo
Now that’s what I call sponsorship. Nice job!
Hahaha! Thanks my chap!
3:30 I expected Alexander the Archeologist to have found the remains of those Teddy Bears, Heart-Roadsigns and packs of toiletpaper rolls WW2 tankers were known to attach to their vehicles (using superglue, exclusively)
Back at it again Squire? My wishes have been answered!! I love all your WT videos from the very beginning. Keep up the good work!!
Thanks mate!
@@SquireComedy no problem. You amaze me with all your great content. But I have a suggestion of a video around WT vehicles. I know you've done a top 10 best and top 7 (I believe) worst vehicles. But maybe you could make a video based around vehicles you at first hated in war thunder, but due to recent updates you've begun to actually enjoy the same vehicles you once hated?
5:13 *YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING*
also you forgot the Chinese fighting the Swedish in an American desert...
Squire, I am happy to report that my son and I thoroughly enjoy your videos
They bring us much joy during these uncertain and dangerous times
Happy to be of service. This comment made my evening, thanks for sticking with us. Not sure where we'd be without brilliant chaps like you.
The production value of both the documentary and sponsored bit is incredible and I have no idea how you got the game clips to look so good. Wonderful stuff chaps.
Much appreciated words, thank you! If I knew what I was doing right to make it look good, I'd absolutely share.
@@SquireComedy I can but assume that if you guys are having as much fun as it looks then by jove it's just as fun and engaging to watch!
“And then later on trained to be pilots in the German Luftwaffe” I died like the crew of a Chi-[any] tank after being thrown against M4s
This was as charming as ever.
10/10 depiction of the french
4:20
Is that a Lancaster at day, with a stuka siren? Seems legit
It's a sterling
Lancaster: Has it's tale ripped of and it's left wing ripped and a few bullets hit the right wing.
The random dude that's says something about holes in wings: YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOU'RE RIGHT WING!!!
"Tiger"
"Invincible"
Yeah? Say that to my 76mm M4, Jerry.
The Real OG's know the original title of this video.
Ps. If you arent an OG it was "If War Thunder was a documentary"
RUclips recommended I change it. Dare I go against the all powerful algorithm.
@@SquireComedy Hell yeah, let us all go against the powerful algorithm with you. Btw i didnt expect a reply from you, but thanks for doing so.
That's why I'm called this
I love how the "archaeologist" has a flat-nose shovel.
Not a suprise that the alies had a bad time, using the RAF at daytime...
I literally felt like I was watching a documentary.
Success!
I have never been this early, i look forwards to watching this documentary, any popcorn around?
Love the 4:3 aspect. Well done, your editing is getting much much better. I should never have mentioned it in a previous video :D
WOW!! I am the greatest fan of your videos, these do take a lot of time and effort to create, I have no doubt! Utterly amazing, no CG? Those are the best, its the composition and actors that make all your videos and they are getting more involved and utterly hilarious! Keep the good work up, don't ever change!
BRUH
My War Thunder music playlist started playing on the EXACT moment this vid came on xD
I haven't laughed liked this in a while. This video is so on point that it's hilarious!
Really glad you enjoyed it mate!
No joke there need to be more of these, this was really enjoying
I'm glad that Squire is getting sponsorships for these as it means we basically get two sketches per video.
OH YEAH FINALLY
Last time I was this early we were still saluting the Kaiser.
Love the trousers, very 70s/80s documentary style! Love every video you guys produce! Excited every time you post
i love squire and his videos keep it up squire
(also you should do "if the battle of the bulge was a war thunder battle")
Last time I watched a video mere minutes after it uploaded, I was stuck on 1.0 because of experienced players going back to low tier
When you use an ad to stretch the video to 10 minutes
Now that’s smart
"That or I've crossed into Wales by mistake" Aha! Jokes on you mate, can't even get in on bloody purpose at the moment.
Squire is like every single of us, a guy a little bit obsessed whit WW II and video games but with extra steps, and with extra steps I mean a RUclips channel and of course British acccent and comedy gold
''The town is A LITTLE rundown'' he says but it doesn't matter as long as they are happy with their shet hoel🤣🤣
Well at least Sinking got me out of this
*HMS Hood has left the chat*
"it's all guesswork, you know the format!" tshirt idea right there!
this must have taken forever! amazing editing!
Theory: Squire’s War Thunder and HOI IV videos all take place in the same universe, with the exception of the HOI history show episode
I just found out I’m part English. Teach me your ways
Drink a lot of tea, and say "bloody" a lot.
Actually, there's at least two types of British/English.
1. "I say..." endangered species nearly extinct
2. "Oi!"
The Python is strong in this One.
I love Squire's RAF voice. So gentlemanly.
Your videos have great production, keep it up!
Aaahhhh yeeeess Tea Time. ☕️ The Poor British tanks played uptier against the tiger! Gajin please nerf
MrSovietMan seriously this is super rare. Considering the fact I play the Tiger and am ALWAYS up tiered every single game with it
Blue Dragon Entertainment yeees the snail is being an a hole!
This video was recorded entirely on Clarkson Island,
That's because it's the greatest island in...........the woooorld.
**pause**
Oh my favorite Documentary series returned
4:36 So you must activate the delay mechanism, How many times do we have to teach the lesson old man!
I will enjoy this with tea and crumpets
Brilliant Episode - excellent twist at the end, though I should have guessed it earlier due to the Trouser sizes.
You guys are the only ones on youtube who I will actually watch the commercials for, well done
Cheers Ryan. That's bloody good to hear.
I’m just sorry you don’t have 1 million subscribers yet. I’ve been with you for years under a whole bunch of other RUclips names. But thanks a lot bro for the entertainment
Cheers for sticking with us, Chris.
Love the fact it's just a couple of blokes with cardboard and bin bags doing this, it's amazing.
Brits in France: What French property? It's free real estate.
Brits in Netherlands: My orders are no unnecessary destruction of property.
And to imagine that the Dutch humiliated utterly the British navy many times, even in their base in Thames, from the other hand the beef with the French is older and stronger.
Absolutely spiffing old chap! In absolute stitches! A jolly good round off to my thunder session of tactical retreats in a Churchill. Encore gentlemen encore.
squire, i have been going through a really bad time right now. and for the first time in month you have made me laugh out loud. thank you one of you best yet.
I'm humbled mate, thanks for sticking with us! It's our job to try and make existence on earth at the moment that bit more tolerable. Keep pushing through, and we sincerely hope you have a smashing weekend.
8:06 I hear 'Double, double, toilet and trouble.' What a vicious curse!!🤣🤣🤣
Welcome back, my fine British fellow, this is such an amazing documentary, never before have I seen something so accurate
"i was of the opinion that the aircraft was still 100% air-worthy, but was forced to jump out after just 10 seconds"
me every time i get set on fire with my tail control irreparably damaged
That lighthouse and surrounding area looks awfully familar... that would be cool if Squire recorded this in my local area!
Keep up the good work best war thunder channel ever been going throw all your videos because of lockdown
Love the nods to "Time Team", etc.
When Olly said "there's a hole in your left wing" I remembered the old days when I played WarThunder every day from 2013 to 2016. I returned to the game right after watching. Thanks Squire!
Squire is the only one making me laugh during quarantine. Keep up the good work!!👍👍
Well sir, i think this was jolly entertaining. And probably historical more accurate than the usual history shows i´ve seen on the tellie.
Christ ... Squire
im not sure which is better, your Ads or your actual content :D
Great job lads
Glad you like them! Cheers chap!
That was a great Keeps commercial at the end. Haha wasn’t expecting that at all
The use of the score is absolutely fantastic and deserves an award!
I love this video, the amount of times I have rewatched this is extraordinary
Your actings amazing! Your bit as a pilot reminds me of monty phthons flying circus lol, keep up the good work :)
"number of people waiting for progam: 37"
fucking hell, starting off w/ a banger
I know that you probably won't, but for just maybe once, you should do a War Thunder gameplay video. I remember the old days of your channel, and even though I love your comedy sketches, your gameplay videos were so funny as well. Great video as well!
You also fail to point out that only tanks and planes participated in the battle in the town, there strangely was no infantry involved.
Great video and extremely funny. But I can't ignore the fact of spectacular camera quality, cinematics and don't forget about the colour grading! May I ask what camera was used for filming? Anyhow keep up the great content, cheers.
Thanks for the kind words, chap! We use an ancient Panasonic GH4. They're the best thing if you want bang for buck! And on our budget, a good choice. Got it off ebay a few years back.
Have a splendid weekend.
Remember, kids, if it's raining 4.7, don't leave home without your 17 pounder. Sorry doesn't kill Tigers.
And suddenly at 6:20 the Panzerlied starts playing and I realized that we probably won't see much of the Allies again. Nice detail!
Those "historical footage shots" made in the game look so good. They look suprisingly realistic.
This Is the best documentary i have seen in years! Greetings from Argentina!