The Most Toxic Tweets Of The Week! | ShxtsnGigs Podcast | EP 300

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  • Опубликовано: 29 июн 2023
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  • @liyahadams5781
    @liyahadams5781 Год назад +1813

    If killer said something funny while you’re playing dead it’s OVER for James 🤣😩

    • @paullettehernandez1504
      @paullettehernandez1504 Год назад +25

      Omg! 💀

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 Год назад +63

      it's over for the killer too with his contagious af laugh lmao

    • @Itsthecreative
      @Itsthecreative Год назад +58

      Fuad begging him to "faaaam, stop laughing" and it's just making James laugh even more 😂

    • @liyahadams5781
      @liyahadams5781 Год назад +13

      @@Itsthecreative I can literally picture it all 🤣😩

    • @liyahadams5781
      @liyahadams5781 Год назад +4

      @@hel2727 BIG FACTS 😩😭

  • @reneerougeaux7046
    @reneerougeaux7046 Год назад +121

    The synchronized adjusting in your seats @ 7:26 made me giggle... 🤣🤣🤭

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Год назад +200

    “Stop thinking and act” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 STAWPPPPP JAMES. James know he would tweet back though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @nicolekane7883
      @nicolekane7883 Год назад +6

      My "think before you act" tattoo from years ago just keeps hitting back😂

  • @Artleycoul
    @Artleycoul Год назад +225

    I demand a whole video of toxic tweets. I'll be able to put in my exercise quota for the day just by laughing. 😂

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA Год назад +80

    "I couldn't receive that"
    Yes u could James 😂😂

  • @katleho_mthombeni
    @katleho_mthombeni Год назад +955

    her : do you have a girlfriend?
    me: no
    her: your girlfriend said i should ask you and send her a screenshot
    me: correction... she's my wife🙄

    • @Moochistrawberry7021
      @Moochistrawberry7021 Год назад +40

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kumikor3392
      @kumikor3392 Год назад +55

      Nice save 😂😂😂

    • @amybeelicious
      @amybeelicious Год назад +40

      Lmao yes the only way to save yourself in that situation. Hurry and say you didn't let me finish! No gf because she's wifey status 😅

    • @katleho_mthombeni
      @katleho_mthombeni Год назад +2

      @@amybeelicious true😂😂

    • @Mr.man712
      @Mr.man712 Год назад +3

      ​@@amybeeliciouswould you be fine with that reply tho 😂

  • @Gration_
    @Gration_ Год назад +1988

    Gay guys are waiting in the wings for James to give up women too.

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 Год назад +653

    Fuhad: How would you feel?
    James: Humiliated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Love this duo💯
    Congrats on almost a million subs… whoop whoop 💃🏼💃🏼

  • @peureda
    @peureda Год назад +62

    first one already got me cacklin

  • @sweetytweety0011
    @sweetytweety0011 Год назад +73

    The killer saying something funny…imagine you’re playing dead and remember that tweet 😆

    • @banksandinsurancejobs
      @banksandinsurancejobs Год назад +5

      That would be the end of it all 😂😂😂

    • @ml07
      @ml07 Год назад +4

      And I’d be the one to laugh and die 😂

  • @lourinejeke3915
    @lourinejeke3915 Год назад +35

    The way they adjusted themselves on their chairs in a synchronized way is crazy @7:26

  • @philiptettehokai
    @philiptettehokai Год назад +128

    Congrats on 300 episodes

  • @kirstyeliza
    @kirstyeliza Год назад +174

    Even tho non of us know James, we all know he’s the worst one to play dead with if someone says something funny 😂😂

  • @GlucoseGuy
    @GlucoseGuy Год назад +175

    Regarding getting kicked in the nuts vs giving birth. No man is asking to get kicked in the nuts because there's generally no payoff. If man was asked, get kicked in the balls for another kid, they might say yes. Get kicked in the balls for a bunch of money? Bro might be asking every other week.

    • @makayla5560
      @makayla5560 Год назад +28

      some women don't even want to have another kid bc of how painful the first one was. and some men LIKE getting kicked in the balls, like their kink. Everyone is different, it doesn't mean one is painful than the other lol. makes no sense.

    • @noku3360
      @noku3360 Год назад +31

      thank you. that man’s response was so idiotic that i actually got a headache. comparing giving birth to being punched in the balls?

    • @Pedant_Patrol
      @Pedant_Patrol Год назад

      🤓🍪

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats 11 месяцев назад

      Exactly

    • @Certid
      @Certid 9 месяцев назад

      @@makayla5560 no man on this earth would enjoy actually getting properly kicked in the balls- u have lost ur head truly. if a man actually enjoyed getting a full on kick, he's defo got some sort of mental disablity. getting kicked in the balls is one of the worst pain imaginable.

  • @GaniyuDawodu-ch4gi
    @GaniyuDawodu-ch4gi Год назад +76

    Congratulations it's 300 episode already. Kudos boys

  • @tammy.laporte
    @tammy.laporte Год назад +11

    also there’s a chemical that releases before during and after labour that makes woman forget how bad it was😭

  • @Jyrmnphhp
    @Jyrmnphhp Год назад +103

    Ahhh what a great friday, the usual post from u guys and a footlong subway. Let the feast begin

    • @wendihyd6799
      @wendihyd6799 Год назад +3

      You're too cute!

    • @banksandinsurancejobs
      @banksandinsurancejobs Год назад +8

      @@wendihyd6799We see you chirping a ting in the comments 🤞😊

    • @mariakhan7986
      @mariakhan7986 Год назад +3

      @@banksandinsurancejobs you're ruining his game. 😂

  • @vanessaalvarenga3335
    @vanessaalvarenga3335 Год назад +221

    The kicked in the balls and childbirth argument is dumb 😂 A whole life comes from one 😂😂

    • @mirandahall162
      @mirandahall162 Год назад +24

      Facts .. exactly what I was thinking 🙄

    • @Willo3293
      @Willo3293 Год назад +40

      Life comes from both but one’s already baked the other is in the prep stage lol

    • @vanessaalvarenga3335
      @vanessaalvarenga3335 Год назад +16

      @@Willo3293 lol 😂 not the prepping stages

    • @BbiBbii
      @BbiBbii Год назад +34

      The argument is dumb not cause of this, but cause there is a very popular kink that involves guys loving to be hit in the balls 😅 So both, despite being very painful, have been asked to do again

    • @yolandawilson6619
      @yolandawilson6619 Год назад

      Actually, it comes from both and a kick in the nuts could end that.

  • @tchiquita
    @tchiquita Год назад +22

    The way James laughs. I’m crying 😂 it’s my fav

  • @ijustchangedmyname7794
    @ijustchangedmyname7794 Год назад +12

    1:39 The reason why woman say let’s have another one is because if women *remembered* the pain of child birth, they wouldn’t have more, which would be the end of our species.

  • @senzogift4605
    @senzogift4605 Год назад +19

    I'm from South Africa and that Juju tweet is our everyday reality😭😂

  • @kaylafitz2147
    @kaylafitz2147 Год назад +17

    Their laughs kill me off!!! 😂😂 I'm hooked

  • @vidsm.1134
    @vidsm.1134 Год назад +43

    James' tan got him looking like gold 😍

  • @kimberleyx6929
    @kimberleyx6929 Год назад +42

    😂😂😂😂😂😂. Thank you for keeping me laughing

  • @OppositeofHATE7
    @OppositeofHATE7 Год назад +10

    that's why i always say 'no i don't' when someone asks if i remember something even if i do because 90% of the time i don't lol

  • @peteyliftsnshxt4
    @peteyliftsnshxt4 Год назад +6

    The way James says “get the f*** out of my face” is so funny😂

  • @AaliyahGrady.
    @AaliyahGrady. Год назад +10

    been watching these two for hours and I can't stop🤣

  • @anokgar2953
    @anokgar2953 Год назад +41

    Y'all so close to a million subs. GANG SHIT 💯

    • @SamiiRSMT
      @SamiiRSMT Год назад

      Who's the trans in your Pic? You?

    • @anokgar2953
      @anokgar2953 Год назад +1

      @@SamiiRSMT your mum

    • @SamiiRSMT
      @SamiiRSMT Год назад

      @@anokgar2953 lol so it's you, you're dis*usting

    • @mariakhan7986
      @mariakhan7986 Год назад +4

      @@SamiiRSMT that's disrespectful as hell. That's obviously a woman. You don't like women with that kind of makeup on? Fine, but calling them trans is wayyy over the line and frankly disgusting.

    • @SamiiRSMT
      @SamiiRSMT Год назад +3

      @@mariakhan7986 I'm genuinely sorry, I really thought it was a trans. And no, it's not the make up. I guess you can't blame me because there are a lot of trans everywhere now

  • @notcboy
    @notcboy 8 месяцев назад +3

    I don't know if you guys did this topic but this video just gave me an idea for a topic.
    "what's the most down bad For MONEY you've ever been."

  • @mrsetamayple
    @mrsetamayple Год назад +4

    “STOP THINKING JUST ACT!!”😂😂😂

    • @nicolekane7883
      @nicolekane7883 Год назад

      My "think before you act" tattoo from years ago just keeps hitting back 😂

  • @zae_llama9111
    @zae_llama9111 Год назад +3

    Getting robbed and all of a sudden you hear “Ayo tickle everybody FEET, we ain’t leaving no one”😭

  • @Kristen0
    @Kristen0 Год назад +5

    So glad to see you guys will hit 1M soon🎉🎉❤❤

  • @violetinthesun1756
    @violetinthesun1756 Год назад +2

    Congrats on 300 guys! 🎉❤❤

  • @SheAintMeTrey
    @SheAintMeTrey Год назад +2

    Congratulations on 300

  • @bread6008
    @bread6008 9 месяцев назад

    You guys get me through the day fr😂 manners n respect all the way from 🇧🇧

  • @lisamccall4960
    @lisamccall4960 Год назад +8

    Not the missing poster!!
    Paaaaaahhhhhdon!!

  • @santana.9790
    @santana.9790 Год назад +5

    Been waiting for this all week

  • @Melle_Tanya_
    @Melle_Tanya_ Год назад +2

    I’ll always remember the video with the tagline “a Capricorn lied to me”

  • @Stephanie-cl4fu
    @Stephanie-cl4fu Год назад +27

    @1:34 It's because women are more resilient. 😂 Women will literally go through that torture again to bring a human baby to the world. Imagine a man giving birth.

    • @makayla5560
      @makayla5560 Год назад

      no literally, imagine men giving birth, they'd take getting kicked in the balls anyday instead of that lol

    • @bonb213
      @bonb213 Год назад +2

      True. You get a precious human from childbirth pain, but a kick in the nuts is just pain for nothing unless you count the kicker's satisfaction.

    • @JustMe-cp3ts
      @JustMe-cp3ts Год назад +1

      ​@@bonb213exactly

    • @Certid
      @Certid 9 месяцев назад

      u dont understand how painful it is getting a full on kick in the balls. the pain is excrutiating truly.

  • @ishandk5035
    @ishandk5035 Год назад +94

    Her : Do you have a girlfriend?
    Me : no
    Her : Your girlfriend said I should ask you and send her a screenshot
    Me : Yeah I know that's why I'm sayin it to her insecure ass always doubting me.

    • @tori4408
      @tori4408 Год назад +1

      you’d look even more guilty , cornball

    • @jabrieljohnson02
      @jabrieljohnson02 Год назад

      What a clutch moment😂

  • @mchop_
    @mchop_ Год назад +3

    Happy 300 ! 🎉

  • @Kkat4561
    @Kkat4561 Год назад +16

    Love you guys😂😂

  • @cbmb4823
    @cbmb4823 Год назад

    Congrats on 300 🎉

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray551 Год назад +9

    My guys 902k!!!!! Well deserved 🎉🎉🎉

  • @sunnie2044
    @sunnie2044 Год назад +10

    Thanks for telling me about DLT Malta. My friends and I going next year💁🏿‍♀️

  • @LB-xw5ks
    @LB-xw5ks 11 месяцев назад

    how these two say the words “i saw that too” and manage to resurrect it into histerics is phenomenal

  • @cheekey11
    @cheekey11 Год назад +10

    I cannot believe you guys have been going for 3 years and I’ve only just heard of you lot

  • @kitten68mew52
    @kitten68mew52 Год назад +17

    Some men literally beg to be kicked in the nuts so that's not exactly accurate lol

    • @jaeboogie118
      @jaeboogie118 Год назад +5

      Riiiight lmao just like lots of women will literally contemplate fighting when someone ask if they’re having another kid because how traumatic the first one was😭😭😭😭🤣

    • @kitten68mew52
      @kitten68mew52 Год назад +2

      @@jaeboogie118 Absolutely. I don't even want one from the way they talking

  • @sarahdavis8829
    @sarahdavis8829 Год назад +14

    A kick to the nuts has zero benefit while birth usually leads to a living breathing human 🧐

  • @amakaogbudo567
    @amakaogbudo567 Год назад +1

    I can't get enough of this guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HRHPrinceFarouk
    @HRHPrinceFarouk Год назад

    Big fan. Started following your channel late last year. Subscribed to the reaction channel.

  • @acoustic_art
    @acoustic_art Год назад +1

    Not a day goes by without watching your videosss ...keep slayin my babiesss❤❤❤❤❤love from India

  • @MrCards15
    @MrCards15 Год назад +8

    Liking the video before I even start watching

  • @naomihailu6312
    @naomihailu6312 11 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that they were like “factsss” while reading abt being kicked in the nuts and givin birth 😭😭😭. Brudda one of em can get u a kid while the other option might take away the chance of u gettin a kid💀💀💀.

  • @Secondson000
    @Secondson000 Год назад

    These guys 😂😂... I love you guys!

  • @katerinapetrova245
    @katerinapetrova245 Год назад +1

    Never fails to make me laugh 😭

  • @MiguelAldanotes
    @MiguelAldanotes Год назад +5

    1st one its funny. Made me out to be a liar, but technically, you made out to be honest😂😂

  • @carmellabrown3335
    @carmellabrown3335 Год назад +5

    The things ppl put on the internet... I am on the floor. I can't, these people have no chill lol

    • @Mmeme2023
      @Mmeme2023 Год назад +1

      Tell me about it!
      Someone's daughter told the internet she suffers from thrush, and then has relations to relieve the side effects of a sickness.
      People fear nothing and no one these days 🤯

  • @jaylynzakikhani4223
    @jaylynzakikhani4223 Год назад

    "Stop thinking and ACT" 😂😂😂😂

  • @princekargbo9677
    @princekargbo9677 Год назад

    That ouija board one funny asf 😂

  • @Ariii94xo
    @Ariii94xo Год назад +1

    Watching this while on a quite bus. Is a killer 😭

  • @dayshon124
    @dayshon124 Год назад +5

    I'm so early I'm watching the Brits spill the tea, love y'all goofy mfs

  • @NapsAreBetterThanSex
    @NapsAreBetterThanSex Год назад +241

    As a gay man, you two are the least problematic straight men I've encountered. You're masculine without needing to punch down to prove your manhood. Y'all are fucking funny and refreshing.

    • @P-CRUZ
      @P-CRUZ Год назад +14

      Truly. It's so refreshing.

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 Год назад +7

      So are we just not gonna talk about how fucked this comment is?

    • @slightexag
      @slightexag 11 месяцев назад +6

      they have some questionable takes on women sometimes

    • @chubbybutterflies8971
      @chubbybutterflies8971 11 месяцев назад +4

      As a gay man, your perception of these straight men being "least problematic" doesn't do a whole lot. No one knows them outside of them being funny, it doesnt make them the best men in the world. Parasocial attatchment

    • @Certid
      @Certid 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@slightexag nah not really

  • @redsthetics1297
    @redsthetics1297 10 месяцев назад

    3:52 the wheezing😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arrireadytoparty
    @arrireadytoparty Год назад

    “PAR-DON”😂

  • @preciousogunje5404
    @preciousogunje5404 Год назад +1

    These tweets are all banging 😂

  • @greyscalesx
    @greyscalesx Год назад +26

    Facts : I've never seen a man get anything out of getting kicking in the nuts either. Free pain with no gain don't feel enticing lol

  • @tammy.laporte
    @tammy.laporte Год назад +5

    can we appreciate the beauty in these 2 men🫶🤰

  • @HueyDaKid69
    @HueyDaKid69 7 месяцев назад

    Me and one of my younger sisters was literally playing psychology mind games on my big sis. We used to mess with her all the time and implant memories of things that never happened. The joke was letting her know eventually it was all a lie and seeing her reaction, but in hindsight we were a little cruel 😆

  • @sheillahjenny6296
    @sheillahjenny6296 Год назад +1

    Its the synchronised body movement for me between Fuhad n James 😊😍

  • @lisa.222
    @lisa.222 Год назад +11

    Giving birth is less painful?? Id like to see men give birth once but we cant have that.

    • @TiondaRae
      @TiondaRae Год назад +1

      Right and try having cramps every month.

  • @thesilent1975
    @thesilent1975 Год назад

    "I'm looking at Zoopla" LOL

  • @f_dxb270
    @f_dxb270 Год назад +32

    Just today I realized I’ve been pronouncing ouija board totally wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣👀👀👀

    • @Illpotamus
      @Illpotamus Год назад +3

      Waaaaait wait wait wait....I need to know the mispronunciation 😂

    • @biancabrooks9513
      @biancabrooks9513 Год назад +3

      ​@@IllpotamusLuigi board 😂

    • @f_dxb270
      @f_dxb270 Год назад

      @@Illpotamus the way I used to pronounce it??🫢🤣

  • @areeja8627
    @areeja8627 Год назад +1

    Gongrates on the 300 ep and 1mill sups DADDDIESSSSS❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @annick.
    @annick. Год назад +7

    Fuhad, the gold on your dark skin is fire !!!!

  • @bokangmakgai3203
    @bokangmakgai3203 Год назад +17

    Im obsessed wity these two😭 i wanna join Patreon but im in South Africa and im thinking if its worth it😂😂

    • @zaza.dobrazza
      @zaza.dobrazza Год назад +2

      Come on ! It's just "3£ a month, 10p a day" 🤪

    • @bokangmakgai3203
      @bokangmakgai3203 Год назад +1

      @@zaza.dobrazza yeah, but the benefits don't benefit me😭. What am I doing with early access if I'm in South Africa 😂 when will I ever go to London 😭

    • @bubba2457
      @bubba2457 Год назад

      ​@@bokangmakgai3203you get unfiltered bonus episodes

    • @Rele_M
      @Rele_M Год назад +2

      Run them their P! 😅😅😅

  • @mariesoni7189
    @mariesoni7189 Год назад +1

    Fuhad really felt the 'Juju' joke....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brownie7858
    @brownie7858 Год назад +1

    That infection one would have me going to jail…

  • @mariakhan7986
    @mariakhan7986 Год назад +6

    Nahhh, just cause women have multiple babies doesn't mean that shit doesn't hurt. It does, but women handle it for the sake of having more.

  • @lilzakar9352
    @lilzakar9352 Год назад +1

    What’s the video where James was talking about Trolls World Tour?

  • @andreafleet
    @andreafleet 10 месяцев назад

    I spent this whole episode trying to figure out whats on fuhads shirt lol

  • @DXDragon38
    @DXDragon38 Год назад +1

    Not the Ouija board! That man was down horrendously bad

  • @h.t5033
    @h.t5033 11 месяцев назад

    The way u mirror each other ❤

  • @jakeelson6705
    @jakeelson6705 Год назад

    Nah bro I’m out here welding in zigzags cus u man keep making me laugh

  • @zebramilktea
    @zebramilktea Год назад +2

    Giving birth you at least get a baby, which is the whole point lmaooo

  • @angryblatina8803
    @angryblatina8803 Год назад +5

    oh boy i am EARLY!!! Ready for the laughs!

  • @yoshi_bluehaze2727
    @yoshi_bluehaze2727 Год назад +3

    What a wicked world😂😂😂

  • @margarbieadams8200
    @margarbieadams8200 Год назад

    If i ever have to play dead next to james... its over man we.all gone 😂😂

  • @allenajong2264
    @allenajong2264 Год назад +6

    900k 🎉🎉

  • @HaleyJo1992
    @HaleyJo1992 Год назад +3

    EW!! I'm a woman and wtf?! Should you even be having sex with an active yeast infection?! I feel so awful for that dude!

  • @aylateki288
    @aylateki288 24 дня назад

    i'm so late to this but i had someone use that missing poster one on me and it was so uncomfortable-

  • @mchop_
    @mchop_ Год назад +1

    The last one AYO 💀💀

  • @rlumni
    @rlumni Год назад

    where are we getting these tweets from? I want them too

  • @EliCasenave
    @EliCasenave 7 месяцев назад

    “your girlfriend told me to text you and ask”
    “Duh, of course she did, no random woman just asks a man that”

  • @myahsykes2451
    @myahsykes2451 11 месяцев назад

    I need to learn what juju that was 😂

  • @Everythingscythe
    @Everythingscythe Год назад +4

    For the first one, when my girl asks me what happened or why I said no. I’ll say “because it was some random nobody asking me questions, idk if I should tell them, idk if they’re on the hunt for you, If they gonna set me up cos I’m affiliated with you, idk what reason they could be after you but I wanted to be safe that’s why I asked why too” I’ll gaslight the whole situation

  • @pamnash4880
    @pamnash4880 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂whatever I’ve got in stock 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @erismatic
    @erismatic Год назад +6

    That’s not true guys kick each other in the ⚽️s for fun. What u think Jackass was made for 😆 made a whole career

  • @Lilqueen1804
    @Lilqueen1804 11 месяцев назад

    the scenario of remembering something that never took place is very common its all part of psychology .

  • @16asiabasia
    @16asiabasia Год назад +8

    Fuhad looks so good in this blue 😊