I was juuuuust reaching that point where I was getting so fed up of RUclips, and then I found you guys. The lorddddd has blessed me 😭🙏🏻when I tell you how much I'm cryinnnn!! I'm so sold. All the vibes I need in my life.
I girl at my school literally got into a head on car crash a few yards from the school. Her parents sent her to school right after. She had a concussion and was visually ill. Some parents just don’t care.
That last part had my rolling, because my mom didn't know what I did in the Army. She told my little cousin the wrong job, he got deployed immediately after training, and now he has ptsd.
"as far as my character development concerns, all of them do it" I'm about to use that from now on 😭✋ 7:41 "there's men who do tiktok dances and men who stay up till 4 am, no one's trying to rush your yard" lord help me I'm busting a lung
It started for me when they did a thing were they read a post about a lady reporting her boyfriend got someone pregnant and should she leave…the response: stay they will need a clown for birthday parties.
The mom treatment, YES!!!! When people come over she starts talking to me like we’re best friends… I always look at her strangely like “ Miss, you’ve been moving around me all day and this is the first time you’ve spoken to me( when a guest arrives)” 😂
I recently found your channel and absolutely loved it! It's much-needed laughs that help me throughout the day. As an American I absolutely love the way that you say brother-Bruva
That's interesting. I also lock my door. So I'm thinking, well if there's someone behind the door, there's a door between me and them so that gives me time to go out the window. I don't like to sleep with my closet door closed though because someone could be in there 😅
I am a third year student studying towards a degree in biochemistry and zoology. My mum was asked what I study by a cashier as we were making small talk, and she said, "Medicine". My eyes widened as I packed the grocery, stayed quiet and questioned myself.
James in them hootchie daddy shorts totally distracted me for the first 5 minutes🧐😝 But I had to retract my statement as soon as he said he sleeps with the door OPEN.. 🙅🏿♀️🤣
I was a chef for 10 years ... I decided to do a full 180 and change careers for tha last 3 and a half years I've been a teacher's assistant in a classroom ... They still ask how the cheffing is going
Imagine leaving your door open whenyou asleep wtf you gonna do about the monsters in the dark i still dont put my leg over the edge of the bed incase the monsters get me , i'm 42 lol
4:48 MY FRIEND AND I WENT OUT ON A SUNDAY NIGHT GOT LIT AND THEN ON OUR WAY BACK THE DRIVER LOST CONTROL OF THE CAR BOOM BANG ACCIDENT BLOOD,BROKEN BONES AND THEN MONDAY MORNING I STILL HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH A SWOLLEN ARM NOTHING WAS BROKEN THOUGH WAS JUST MAD HURT.....
I couldn't miss school. Only days I can do that is if I'm so sick that the school sends me home. Fam I still wake up same time everyday like clockwork.
4:46 I fucking feel this bro, I was kept up all fucking night by my fire alarm that broke and then had to go to school the next day, safe to say that day I was pissed off
went around my best mates house, he has all windows open, nearly all doors just open, it just messed with my head like how you go sleep like this without thinking someone is about to rob you? then i realise he lives in a posh place, like the type of people that live there are either hippies or old people.
So the window can be open because nobody in the neighborhood is coming at you anyway but the door to the empty house must be closed?!?! 😆 thats not my kind of logic but you guys are just ridiculously funny 😆
I was working for an investment company and when I told my dad I made some investments he told me to be careful. "What do you know about that. You just work for that trucking company don't you?"
Fuhad saying “bruva” is my needed serotonin for the day
Literally the best part of the podcast
Oòooopp0
This and “family”
@@luka_lime yes!!! FaaaaaamUhLEEEEEEE!! Sweets me every time lol
AND… When Fuhad says "I Lie?!" Is beyond priceless!! Each & E V E R Y time!!
That door stays CLOSED. ALL OF THEM. Lol someone's peeking at me and waiting for me to close my eyes. I just know it🤣🤣
You had me at “red wine reduction”
The one of the ick watching her boyfriend flailing in the car & Fuhad acting it out. I cried😂
Right? She's judging when she should have been fearing for her life. 😂
I was juuuuust reaching that point where I was getting so fed up of RUclips, and then I found you guys. The lorddddd has blessed me 😭🙏🏻when I tell you how much I'm cryinnnn!! I'm so sold. All the vibes I need in my life.
Literally laughing out loud at work. Also….James in this white tshirt. 👀 I’m here for it.
Yes baby....
Daddy didn't come to play, but to keep us drooling 🤤😂
I girl at my school literally got into a head on car crash a few yards from the school. Her parents sent her to school right after. She had a concussion and was visually ill. Some parents just don’t care.
I be hearing Elmo when James laughs and it makes me giggle every time 😂
Omg I can't unhear it now 😂😂😂
love how Fuhad translated the tweet from pidgin english😂
You men are the funniest and you speak for a lot of guys! Much love brothers!
“You’re upset about my dinner” 😂
"Who hurt you?" indeed
Took the words right outta my mouth
The only men with a podcast I support
I was thinking the exact same thing, i was actually scared to watch this cause you know those other podcasts be wildin
This and the basement yard :))
How am I only discovering this page now. These guys are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
“I know my way around the short rib.”
“I bet you do.” 😂😂😂
That last part had my rolling, because my mom didn't know what I did in the Army. She told my little cousin the wrong job, he got deployed immediately after training, and now he has ptsd.
That's the saddest, funniest s@#t I've heard in a while!😔😂
“Red wine reduction” 🤣 creased
"as far as my character development concerns, all of them do it" I'm about to use that from now on 😭✋
7:41 "there's men who do tiktok dances and men who stay up till 4 am, no one's trying to rush your yard" lord help me I'm busting a lung
I don’t know when my addiction started but I need you guys daily 🚂
It started for me when they did a thing were they read a post about a lady reporting her boyfriend got someone pregnant and should she leave…the response: stay they will need a clown for birthday parties.
& he IMMEDIATELY removed his tweet talking about her "Aunty body being en route" 😂❤
Same
The mom treatment, YES!!!! When people come over she starts talking to me like we’re best friends… I always look at her strangely like “ Miss, you’ve been moving around me all day and this is the first time you’ve spoken to me( when a guest arrives)” 😂
„Dangling for his life“ 😂😂😂
That Arsenal tweet had me laughing and wheezing at the same time🤣🤣🤣
I felt so attacked😂
I recently found your channel and absolutely loved it! It's much-needed laughs that help me throughout the day. As an American I absolutely love the way that you say brother-Bruva
This man in his shorts is everything
3:29 with the red wine reduction 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know what you mean I’m a chef lol
"RED WINE REDUCTION" got me and I dont know why. haahahahahahaa
I don’t know what it is about the two of them but whew the dreams are something else😂
😂😂😂😂 the mom jokes got my laughing so hard.
Bro, crying laughing at the man in the car accident flailing about. I SO get that!
I can’t believe this type of entertainment is free
I literally can’t sleep with my door closed. I be afraid of who’s behind it 😂
That’s so weirddddd, first person to ever say this
Na but i wanna hear it if they come in
That's interesting. I also lock my door. So I'm thinking, well if there's someone behind the door, there's a door between me and them so that gives me time to go out the window. I don't like to sleep with my closet door closed though because someone could be in there 😅
I am a third year student studying towards a degree in biochemistry and zoology. My mum was asked what I study by a cashier as we were making small talk, and she said, "Medicine". My eyes widened as I packed the grocery, stayed quiet and questioned myself.
James in them hootchie daddy shorts totally distracted me for the first 5 minutes🧐😝
But I had to retract my statement as soon as he said he sleeps with the door OPEN.. 🙅🏿♀️🤣
😂😂😂😂
Why are these guys soooo likeable. Like, im sitting here laughing at video per video 😆
I’m cracking up,
“Who upset you?!” Over my dinner
I was a chef for 10 years ... I decided to do a full 180 and change careers for tha last 3 and a half years I've been a teacher's assistant in a classroom ... They still ask how the cheffing is going
Until you do another 180 and start truckdriving or something THEN they'll ask about teaching
@@booknerdjebbi5037 haha yeah guarantee that
Just watched this and the Arsenal one got me. 4 losses in 5 games nkw 😂
I never knew sleeping with the door open was a weird thing, my doors usually open 🤷♂️🤣😂
once you have kids you will forever sleep with your door open lol.
Imagine leaving your door open whenyou asleep wtf you gonna do about the monsters in the dark i still dont put my leg over the edge of the bed incase the monsters get me , i'm 42 lol
😂😂😂
As soon as I hear yous laughing, I’m done! Love you guys, keep it up 💙
Parents really dont be caring😂 my parents cant name none of the schools ive been too
Sleeping with the door open is wild af lol
Dangling for his life 🤣🤣
The mom tweets 😂😂😂😂
4:48 MY FRIEND AND I WENT OUT ON A SUNDAY NIGHT GOT LIT AND THEN ON OUR WAY BACK THE DRIVER LOST CONTROL OF THE CAR BOOM BANG ACCIDENT BLOOD,BROKEN BONES AND THEN MONDAY MORNING I STILL HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH A SWOLLEN ARM NOTHING WAS BROKEN THOUGH WAS JUST MAD HURT.....
I sleep with my door open 🤣
best channel on yt by far never fails to make me laugh
The Arsenal one 😂😂😂
Man, I love your podcast so much guys
I sleep with my door open and my windows too because I feel like I’m not going to have air during the night 😂
Tiktok put me on…anyways lets get it🔥🔥👌🏾
As a black child. It's disrespectful to block the belt or slipper. It wasn't gonna be a right beating. But now......
the tweet about the mom's belt is funny. thought it was only in Ghana
Greatest pod of all time idc
The red wine reduction 😂
It’s the wine reduction for me 😆😆
I couldn't miss school.
Only days I can do that is if I'm so sick that the school sends me home. Fam I still wake up same time everyday like clockwork.
Food on a cold plate??..🥲🤣😅😅🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:46 I fucking feel this bro, I was kept up all fucking night by my fire alarm that broke and then had to go to school the next day, safe to say that day I was pissed off
No but in year 6 I was in a car crash and I was bleeding and everything BUT I still had to go to school the next day.
As an arsenal fan I enjoyed this video 🤣🤣🤣
The door thing use to be me but I have 3 kids now and if that door is closed I won't hear them playing in the damn toilet 🙃😭
went around my best mates house, he has all windows open, nearly all doors just open, it just messed with my head like how you go sleep like this without thinking someone is about to rob you? then i realise he lives in a posh place, like the type of people that live there are either hippies or old people.
I can’t sleep with my door closed 😂
Yooooo I was looking for this. I can’t sleep with it closed. Full anxiety 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
@@truthspeaker925 🤣🤣 yes I can’t be feeling trapped inside my room
I NEED you guys to start my day 😍😏😁 keep going back and finding goodys like this
I’ve never done itttttt, I’m a firm believer in doing my part😂😂
So the window can be open because nobody in the neighborhood is coming at you anyway but the door to the empty house must be closed?!?! 😆 thats not my kind of logic but you guys are just ridiculously funny 😆
That why I always say,"Lets do 68 and I owe you one.!"
the fish that keeps its mouth shut doesn't get caught
Sleeping with the door open is NOT optional. I would not fall asleep.
Lmbo! I never close doors. I need to hear what’s going on in my house 😅
see beacuse i've been binging youre videos on my whole 3 and a half hour journey and to see a new upload made my fucking day
I feel like a criminal I sleep with curtains and door open and if it summer window too
10:51 that made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just came back to appreciate the hoochie daddi
Sleeping with the door open is weird man!
Imagine our being your eyes and seeing some creep on your hallway or something 😂
My best and I are just like Y’all two 😅😅😅😅😅😅 we love y’all all the way from Toronto
I don’t do it to avoid doing my part.. I do it so he doesn’t finish before I get to 😂
Dam 😂😂
11:32 that would be my villain origin story.
Why your door closed? I need the door open cos I have pets. They be making noise if I don’t have it open
i cant sleep with my door open and locked i figure if someone breaks in i got a few minutes to react and its weird also lol
Can’t say all girls
That’s the only time I can’t multitask if the tongue is on point obviously
Yes we all do it. We trying to get ours and we need to concentrate....Some do indeed to avoid....I have on occasion 😅
My door gotta be wide open, my hearing is on point, if the door is closed you can't hear anything, less reaction time to grab my ...🤔
At night, all our doors are open. I got kids. I'm ready and waiting for any MF who thinks they're coming into MY house! 😳
coyg, Sorry FUHAD we still comin better,Love from South Africa
The 69 thing is so accurate, got me creesin
Where are the chairs from
Traumatic night as a kid...
My pops hit my marj and tried deading himself and i watched all of this through my bedroom window...
Bloody hell, you okay. Therapy?
@Salma Abdullah yeah I'm good, that wad couple years ago
No, listen, The Arsenal yout are BALLING.
You can’t get Icky when you are in a car crash surly 😂😂😂fffs
Me I use to sleep with my door open
I was working for an investment company and when I told my dad I made some investments he told me to be careful. "What do you know about that. You just work for that trucking company don't you?"
Love you guys ❤️❤️🇺🇬🇺🇬
How on earth ppl sleep with doors open?! I would literally be awake the whole night. Even living alone I do that
Because hot food are served on hot plates🤣
I don't..... I can't drink water watching these guys!! They have me crying 👌
I still feel that Arsenal one