I was juuuuust reaching that point where I was getting so fed up of RUclips, and then I found you guys. The lorddddd has blessed me 😭🙏🏻when I tell you how much I'm cryinnnn!! I'm so sold. All the vibes I need in my life.
I girl at my school literally got into a head on car crash a few yards from the school. Her parents sent her to school right after. She had a concussion and was visually ill. Some parents just don’t care.
The mom treatment, YES!!!! When people come over she starts talking to me like we’re best friends… I always look at her strangely like “ Miss, you’ve been moving around me all day and this is the first time you’ve spoken to me( when a guest arrives)” 😂
"as far as my character development concerns, all of them do it" I'm about to use that from now on 😭✋ 7:41 "there's men who do tiktok dances and men who stay up till 4 am, no one's trying to rush your yard" lord help me I'm busting a lung
That last part had my rolling, because my mom didn't know what I did in the Army. She told my little cousin the wrong job, he got deployed immediately after training, and now he has ptsd.
It started for me when they did a thing were they read a post about a lady reporting her boyfriend got someone pregnant and should she leave…the response: stay they will need a clown for birthday parties.
I recently found your channel and absolutely loved it! It's much-needed laughs that help me throughout the day. As an American I absolutely love the way that you say brother-Bruva
I am a third year student studying towards a degree in biochemistry and zoology. My mum was asked what I study by a cashier as we were making small talk, and she said, "Medicine". My eyes widened as I packed the grocery, stayed quiet and questioned myself.
James in them hootchie daddy shorts totally distracted me for the first 5 minutes🧐😝 But I had to retract my statement as soon as he said he sleeps with the door OPEN.. 🙅🏿♀️🤣
4:48 MY FRIEND AND I WENT OUT ON A SUNDAY NIGHT GOT LIT AND THEN ON OUR WAY BACK THE DRIVER LOST CONTROL OF THE CAR BOOM BANG ACCIDENT BLOOD,BROKEN BONES AND THEN MONDAY MORNING I STILL HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH A SWOLLEN ARM NOTHING WAS BROKEN THOUGH WAS JUST MAD HURT.....
That's interesting. I also lock my door. So I'm thinking, well if there's someone behind the door, there's a door between me and them so that gives me time to go out the window. I don't like to sleep with my closet door closed though because someone could be in there 😅
I was a chef for 10 years ... I decided to do a full 180 and change careers for tha last 3 and a half years I've been a teacher's assistant in a classroom ... They still ask how the cheffing is going
I couldn't miss school. Only days I can do that is if I'm so sick that the school sends me home. Fam I still wake up same time everyday like clockwork.
went around my best mates house, he has all windows open, nearly all doors just open, it just messed with my head like how you go sleep like this without thinking someone is about to rob you? then i realise he lives in a posh place, like the type of people that live there are either hippies or old people.
Imagine leaving your door open whenyou asleep wtf you gonna do about the monsters in the dark i still dont put my leg over the edge of the bed incase the monsters get me , i'm 42 lol
4:46 I fucking feel this bro, I was kept up all fucking night by my fire alarm that broke and then had to go to school the next day, safe to say that day I was pissed off
So the window can be open because nobody in the neighborhood is coming at you anyway but the door to the empty house must be closed?!?! 😆 thats not my kind of logic but you guys are just ridiculously funny 😆
I was working for an investment company and when I told my dad I made some investments he told me to be careful. "What do you know about that. You just work for that trucking company don't you?"
for the car crash imagine your girl having the audacity to say despite your limbs on the dashboard to say "the way you smack your head of the dashboard is not attractive" wtf
Fuhad saying “bruva” is my needed serotonin for the day
Literally the best part of the podcast
Oòooopp0
This and “family”
@@luka_lime yes!!! FaaaaaamUhLEEEEEEE!! Sweets me every time lol
AND… When Fuhad says "I Lie?!" Is beyond priceless!! Each & E V E R Y time!!
That door stays CLOSED. ALL OF THEM. Lol someone's peeking at me and waiting for me to close my eyes. I just know it🤣🤣
You had me at “red wine reduction”
The one of the ick watching her boyfriend flailing in the car & Fuhad acting it out. I cried😂
Right? She's judging when she should have been fearing for her life. 😂
I was juuuuust reaching that point where I was getting so fed up of RUclips, and then I found you guys. The lorddddd has blessed me 😭🙏🏻when I tell you how much I'm cryinnnn!! I'm so sold. All the vibes I need in my life.
"Who hurt you?" indeed
Took the words right outta my mouth
Literally laughing out loud at work. Also….James in this white tshirt. 👀 I’m here for it.
Yes baby....
Daddy didn't come to play, but to keep us drooling 🤤😂
I girl at my school literally got into a head on car crash a few yards from the school. Her parents sent her to school right after. She had a concussion and was visually ill. Some parents just don’t care.
You men are the funniest and you speak for a lot of guys! Much love brothers!
love how Fuhad translated the tweet from pidgin english😂
I be hearing Elmo when James laughs and it makes me giggle every time 😂
Omg I can't unhear it now 😂😂😂
“You’re upset about my dinner” 😂
The only men with a podcast I support
I was thinking the exact same thing, i was actually scared to watch this cause you know those other podcasts be wildin
This and the basement yard :))
The mom treatment, YES!!!! When people come over she starts talking to me like we’re best friends… I always look at her strangely like “ Miss, you’ve been moving around me all day and this is the first time you’ve spoken to me( when a guest arrives)” 😂
"as far as my character development concerns, all of them do it" I'm about to use that from now on 😭✋
7:41 "there's men who do tiktok dances and men who stay up till 4 am, no one's trying to rush your yard" lord help me I'm busting a lung
That last part had my rolling, because my mom didn't know what I did in the Army. She told my little cousin the wrong job, he got deployed immediately after training, and now he has ptsd.
That's the saddest, funniest s@#t I've heard in a while!😔😂
This man in his shorts is everything
I don’t know when my addiction started but I need you guys daily 🚂
It started for me when they did a thing were they read a post about a lady reporting her boyfriend got someone pregnant and should she leave…the response: stay they will need a clown for birthday parties.
& he IMMEDIATELY removed his tweet talking about her "Aunty body being en route" 😂❤
Same
How am I only discovering this page now. These guys are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
“I know my way around the short rib.”
“I bet you do.” 😂😂😂
“Red wine reduction” 🤣 creased
That Arsenal tweet had me laughing and wheezing at the same time🤣🤣🤣
I felt so attacked😂
„Dangling for his life“ 😂😂😂
I recently found your channel and absolutely loved it! It's much-needed laughs that help me throughout the day. As an American I absolutely love the way that you say brother-Bruva
I am a third year student studying towards a degree in biochemistry and zoology. My mum was asked what I study by a cashier as we were making small talk, and she said, "Medicine". My eyes widened as I packed the grocery, stayed quiet and questioned myself.
I can’t believe this type of entertainment is free
I don’t know what it is about the two of them but whew the dreams are something else😂
James in them hootchie daddy shorts totally distracted me for the first 5 minutes🧐😝
But I had to retract my statement as soon as he said he sleeps with the door OPEN.. 🙅🏿♀️🤣
😂😂😂😂
3:29 with the red wine reduction 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know what you mean I’m a chef lol
"RED WINE REDUCTION" got me and I dont know why. haahahahahahaa
Bro, crying laughing at the man in the car accident flailing about. I SO get that!
4:48 MY FRIEND AND I WENT OUT ON A SUNDAY NIGHT GOT LIT AND THEN ON OUR WAY BACK THE DRIVER LOST CONTROL OF THE CAR BOOM BANG ACCIDENT BLOOD,BROKEN BONES AND THEN MONDAY MORNING I STILL HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH A SWOLLEN ARM NOTHING WAS BROKEN THOUGH WAS JUST MAD HURT.....
As soon as I hear yous laughing, I’m done! Love you guys, keep it up 💙
😂😂😂😂 the mom jokes got my laughing so hard.
I literally can’t sleep with my door closed. I be afraid of who’s behind it 😂
That’s so weirddddd, first person to ever say this
Na but i wanna hear it if they come in
That's interesting. I also lock my door. So I'm thinking, well if there's someone behind the door, there's a door between me and them so that gives me time to go out the window. I don't like to sleep with my closet door closed though because someone could be in there 😅
As a black child. It's disrespectful to block the belt or slipper. It wasn't gonna be a right beating. But now......
Parents really dont be caring😂 my parents cant name none of the schools ive been too
I was a chef for 10 years ... I decided to do a full 180 and change careers for tha last 3 and a half years I've been a teacher's assistant in a classroom ... They still ask how the cheffing is going
Until you do another 180 and start truckdriving or something THEN they'll ask about teaching
@@booknerdjebbi5037 haha yeah guarantee that
the fish that keeps its mouth shut doesn't get caught
Why are these guys soooo likeable. Like, im sitting here laughing at video per video 😆
best channel on yt by far never fails to make me laugh
I NEED you guys to start my day 😍😏😁 keep going back and finding goodys like this
once you have kids you will forever sleep with your door open lol.
Just watched this and the Arsenal one got me. 4 losses in 5 games nkw 😂
I’m cracking up,
“Who upset you?!” Over my dinner
Tiktok put me on…anyways lets get it🔥🔥👌🏾
Food on a cold plate??..🥲🤣😅😅🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I couldn't miss school.
Only days I can do that is if I'm so sick that the school sends me home. Fam I still wake up same time everyday like clockwork.
I’ve never done itttttt, I’m a firm believer in doing my part😂😂
Greatest pod of all time idc
Man, I love your podcast so much guys
went around my best mates house, he has all windows open, nearly all doors just open, it just messed with my head like how you go sleep like this without thinking someone is about to rob you? then i realise he lives in a posh place, like the type of people that live there are either hippies or old people.
Dangling for his life 🤣🤣
I never knew sleeping with the door open was a weird thing, my doors usually open 🤷♂️🤣😂
Sleeping with the door open is NOT optional. I would not fall asleep.
Imagine leaving your door open whenyou asleep wtf you gonna do about the monsters in the dark i still dont put my leg over the edge of the bed incase the monsters get me , i'm 42 lol
😂😂😂
As an arsenal fan I enjoyed this video 🤣🤣🤣
the tweet about the mom's belt is funny. thought it was only in Ghana
That why I always say,"Lets do 68 and I owe you one.!"
It’s the wine reduction for me 😆😆
4:46 I fucking feel this bro, I was kept up all fucking night by my fire alarm that broke and then had to go to school the next day, safe to say that day I was pissed off
The Arsenal one 😂😂😂
I sleep with my door open and my windows too because I feel like I’m not going to have air during the night 😂
The door thing use to be me but I have 3 kids now and if that door is closed I won't hear them playing in the damn toilet 🙃😭
The mom tweets 😂😂😂😂
No but in year 6 I was in a car crash and I was bleeding and everything BUT I still had to go to school the next day.
Just came back to appreciate the hoochie daddi
So the window can be open because nobody in the neighborhood is coming at you anyway but the door to the empty house must be closed?!?! 😆 thats not my kind of logic but you guys are just ridiculously funny 😆
Sleeping with the door open is wild af lol
coyg, Sorry FUHAD we still comin better,Love from South Africa
I don’t do it to avoid doing my part.. I do it so he doesn’t finish before I get to 😂
Dam 😂😂
I sleep with my door open 🤣
My best and I are just like Y’all two 😅😅😅😅😅😅 we love y’all all the way from Toronto
Lmbo! I never close doors. I need to hear what’s going on in my house 😅
see beacuse i've been binging youre videos on my whole 3 and a half hour journey and to see a new upload made my fucking day
The red wine reduction 😂
At night, all our doors are open. I got kids. I'm ready and waiting for any MF who thinks they're coming into MY house! 😳
Sleeping with the door open is weird man!
Can’t say all girls
That’s the only time I can’t multitask if the tongue is on point obviously
I don't..... I can't drink water watching these guys!! They have me crying 👌
I was working for an investment company and when I told my dad I made some investments he told me to be careful. "What do you know about that. You just work for that trucking company don't you?"
10:51 that made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No, listen, The Arsenal yout are BALLING.
Yes we all do it. We trying to get ours and we need to concentrate....Some do indeed to avoid....I have on occasion 😅
Traumatic night as a kid...
My pops hit my marj and tried deading himself and i watched all of this through my bedroom window...
Bloody hell, you okay. Therapy?
@Salma Abdullah yeah I'm good, that wad couple years ago
Love you guys ❤️❤️🇺🇬🇺🇬
I can’t sleep with my door closed 😂
Yooooo I was looking for this. I can’t sleep with it closed. Full anxiety 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
@@truthspeaker925 🤣🤣 yes I can’t be feeling trapped inside my room
The 69 thing is so accurate, got me creesin
If I wasn't gay before, James' thighs... MY GAWD!
Why your door closed? I need the door open cos I have pets. They be making noise if I don’t have it open
11:32 that would be my villain origin story.
I feel like a criminal I sleep with curtains and door open and if it summer window too
Where are the chairs from
How on earth ppl sleep with doors open?! I would literally be awake the whole night. Even living alone I do that
i cant sleep with my door open and locked i figure if someone breaks in i got a few minutes to react and its weird also lol
My door gotta be wide open, my hearing is on point, if the door is closed you can't hear anything, less reaction time to grab my ...🤔
You can’t get Icky when you are in a car crash surly 😂😂😂fffs
Imagine our being your eyes and seeing some creep on your hallway or something 😂
Because hot food are served on hot plates🤣
for the car crash imagine your girl having the audacity to say despite your limbs on the dashboard to say "the way you smack your head of the dashboard is not attractive" wtf