What's Your Darkest Secret?!?! | EP 295 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @genesstilllearning1821
    @genesstilllearning1821 Год назад +6833

    Sugar mamma 45? Aint y'all in your thirties? Thats just a relationship🤣🤣

    • @eshannumin
      @eshannumin Год назад +235

      No dude takes a 45 year old serious unless he has been with her since she was 29. It's definitely sugar mama not a relationship.

    • @Melanie73Essex
      @Melanie73Essex Год назад +386

      ​@@eshannuminDepends how old/mature you are!

    • @TLC26687
      @TLC26687 Год назад +494

      I was like what.... 👀 there really is no difference between 30s and 40s....when I think of a sugar mama maybe 20-30 years age difference

    • @Bella_Noche337
      @Bella_Noche337 Год назад +91

      @@TLC26687 I think it’s different when the man is younger. And one huuuuge difference is fertility. If a man in his 30s wants to have kids but he’s involved with a 45 year old, it’s pretty obvious it’s not a serious relationship.

    • @justiceallen4483
      @justiceallen4483 Год назад +55

      @@Bella_Noche337 yeah considering that most men think 30s is old for women even though they can never tell the difference just by looking at most women. As soon as they know the woman’s age is 40+ and they still date they’re not expecting anything long term usually.

  • @keylacmckemp1309
    @keylacmckemp1309 Год назад +3744

    James has more stories than Mother Goose and Dr Seuss. What kind of life have you lived brudda? 😂

  • @chy8427
    @chy8427 Год назад +2497

    James: “okaaaay. Let’s move on. Let’s move on.”
    *Fuhad tries to move on*
    James: WAIT!!! IN MY SLEEP?!!? WAIT!

    • @lisad2528
      @lisad2528 Год назад +56

      Cracked me upppp!!!

    • @kiritotallman8038
      @kiritotallman8038 Год назад +11

      😂😂

    • @agirlhasnoname567
      @agirlhasnoname567 Год назад +43

      I literally just watched this part and that cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @adlchapman
      @adlchapman Год назад +21

      It's the fact the next one was wild after too tho😂

    • @thepak7039
      @thepak7039 Год назад +10

      James caught it type late cuz fuhad read it kinda fast

  • @user-qe7je2qh1o
    @user-qe7je2qh1o Год назад +150

    The documentary is called 'Memories of a Murderer: The Nielsen Tapes'

    • @emmallewellyn1991
      @emmallewellyn1991 4 месяца назад +10

      You’re a real one

    • @6yxx.
      @6yxx. 4 месяца назад +3

      absolute legend

    • @PurpleLaughter03
      @PurpleLaughter03 2 месяца назад +7

      Thank you because I needed to know!

    • @themightymica
      @themightymica 2 месяца назад +3

      They way I rushed to the comments to find the title! Thank you!

    • @SarahH428
      @SarahH428 Месяц назад +1

      Is it not the John Wayne Gayce story?

  • @zeketargaryen1440
    @zeketargaryen1440 Год назад +367

    27:07 my mom lied bout who my dad was for 19 year,luckily for me,my “dad” and i were more alike than youd think and even when the paternity test came negative,him and i just cut her off and focused on our relationship 🔥we going strong so far tbh

    • @user-vl7fm8ck2m
      @user-vl7fm8ck2m Год назад +7

      So basically you're mom's a 304

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII Год назад

      I'm sorry your mom did that. Good on you two❤

    • @Alexandra_Wolf
      @Alexandra_Wolf 8 месяцев назад +23

      Your dads whoever raised you so good for you guys for not letting a piece of paper determine your relationship

    • @lily5952
      @lily5952 8 месяцев назад +6

      I'm glad there is still a happy ending for you and your dad. Sometimes, the bonds we make are so strong it is impossible to break. Your mom must have been fuming lol. I love it when narcissists get their comeuppance.

  • @minenhlemhlongo2678
    @minenhlemhlongo2678 Год назад +1581

    "Be careful now..." That bombastic side eye by James killed me.

  • @justkdijah
    @justkdijah Год назад +938

    They're such a balance. Fuhad is logical and James goes to 1000, fast. I love it.

    • @thatanswergirl-lucy8033
      @thatanswergirl-lucy8033 Год назад +14

      Love how you just called him stupid so nicely..... 😂😅😂😅😂

    • @justkdijah
      @justkdijah Год назад

      @@thatanswergirl-lucy8033I would never disrespect the cult daddy.

    • @featherbabes
      @featherbabes 7 месяцев назад +4

      I t hink he's just more on the emotional side 😅

    • @elizabethh5009
      @elizabethh5009 6 месяцев назад +2

      I actually think James is more logical. Just wild at times.

  • @tshepisobalesimeonii3409
    @tshepisobalesimeonii3409 Год назад +769

    James has experienced every scenario in life, this man has lived😂😂

    • @adrianatrevino7624
      @adrianatrevino7624 Год назад +26

      Liiiiiiiived honey 🤣🤣🤣 his stories are so funny you almost forget how wild they are and then I’m like oh you a hoe hoeee okayy 😆😆😆 I can’t even be mad at him.

    • @galaxiiluna
      @galaxiiluna Год назад +7

      this man has lived 6 lives in one lifetime i’m convinced 😭

  • @caihowe8418
    @caihowe8418 Год назад +133

    I love how James took a minute to promote positive self talk

  • @rwilli26rw
    @rwilli26rw Год назад +385

    If you have 5 sugar daddies basically you ARE a psychiatrist fulfillment of whatever needs they have 😂

  • @KM-uh6gq
    @KM-uh6gq Год назад +1331

    When James stopped the chats to encourage positive self talk 🥺🥺♥️...

    • @eshannumin
      @eshannumin Год назад +61

      Yeah somebody get that guy for a boys night at the gym or something. Get his ass away from the drinks and outside for a bit. Can't be hating on yourself like that, and don't give those girls your money!

    • @KM-uh6gq
      @KM-uh6gq Год назад +8

      @@eshannumin Honestly!!

    • @scouttrooper186
      @scouttrooper186 Год назад +16

      So bloody wholesome and we love it.

    • @TheLily97232
      @TheLily97232 10 месяцев назад +8

      Wish he had that energy for big women lol

    • @Bananahotsauce330
      @Bananahotsauce330 10 месяцев назад

      @@TheLily97232wym

  • @serenabrown7591
    @serenabrown7591 Год назад +550

    How Ellis caught a stray on behalf of BEYONCÉ’S production team is hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 Год назад +855

    James be forgetting he’s old now too. 45 is just 14yrs to his left. 😂

    • @hindenburg2006
      @hindenburg2006 Год назад +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад +145

      Be thinking he's 26 with no back pain 😅😂

    • @olikah4667
      @olikah4667 Год назад +82

      @@miriam2837 🤣🤣🤣happens to me too. I’ll be 30 next month and I have to always remind myself. The kids calling me aunty be having my chest tight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @servingcant
      @servingcant Год назад +46

      “To his left..” 💀

    • @chunta7019
      @chunta7019 Год назад +16

      ​@@olikah4667 This got me HOWLING!! 😫😫😭

  • @danielleadams6609
    @danielleadams6609 9 месяцев назад +68

    You know its a juicy episode when they say "welcome to the show" 40 minutes in

  • @safetorfi5299
    @safetorfi5299 Год назад +66

    The calm Fuhad brings and the sas James brings is the perfect duo

  • @yvettembele3570
    @yvettembele3570 Год назад +656

    "When I don't like you... I CAN'T STAND YOU" 😭🤣 James is brutal with his honesty but he's always saying what I'm thinking too lmao

    • @theicekingonYT
      @theicekingonYT Год назад +4

      Based off the comment you made it looks like youre the ting I'm chirpsing, how you doing mami

    • @yvettembele3570
      @yvettembele3570 Год назад

      @@theicekingonYT the fact that I didn't know y'all were out here chirpsing for real lmaoo but I'm good thanks. How you doing

    • @theicekingonYT
      @theicekingonYT Год назад +1

      @@yvettembele3570😂I can't honestly tell you that we do but you're leng so y'know... what's your email?

    • @vivmiyagi
      @vivmiyagi Год назад

      @@theicekingonYTyou’re calling her a ting while trying to move to her? Where’s the respect?

    • @theicekingonYT
      @theicekingonYT Год назад

      @@vivmiyagi I hope that one day someone chirpses you too

  • @jadajemmott
    @jadajemmott Год назад +167

    “daddy doesn’t like to rehearse” JAMES PLEASEEE😭😭😭 everytime he calls himself daddy i cry😭

  • @kianasealy3509
    @kianasealy3509 Год назад +313

    The way James and Fuhad exaggerate the pronunciation of words like family, life, brudda, and even their own names DEFINE this podcast and I am constantly entertained. Literally makes my day! 💗🤣

  • @hellomelloyello
    @hellomelloyello Год назад +46

    Keisha the Sket was released as a novel! I'm in the US and just discovered it like last year. It was wiiiild!

    • @Mr.Chad87
      @Mr.Chad87 7 месяцев назад +1

      I just looked it up to see what was up. It's a while novel!! I might have to read this now!! 😮😮😳😳🤯🤯

    • @freddygarcia987
      @freddygarcia987 6 месяцев назад +2

      It’s on audible 😂

    • @blackbeauty7499
      @blackbeauty7499 5 месяцев назад

      @@freddygarcia987 no way!!!!! I neeeeed to buy it 😮

  • @ffionliz20
    @ffionliz20 8 месяцев назад +25

    My math and English teacher had an affair with each other. She left her husband. He didn't leave his wife. He came back to school with CLAW MARKS across his face and she was off sick for 6 months

  • @its.not.mk_
    @its.not.mk_ Год назад +615

    the fact that they're NOT on 1M yet BAFFLES me

    • @maureenwambui2992
      @maureenwambui2992 Год назад +28

      FAAAAAAAAAAAST approaching! A few more weeks and we'll be celebrating this milestone.

    • @its.not.mk_
      @its.not.mk_ Год назад +8

      @@maureenwambui2992 yeauhhhh 🧚🏽‍♀️ !

    • @nicolawhitby91
      @nicolawhitby91 Год назад +5

      I KNOW! I really hope we can get there by the 300th episode because that will be a massive celebration 🍾 🎉 Only 5 more episodes how far off are they now?

    • @its.not.mk_
      @its.not.mk_ Год назад +1

      @@nicolawhitby91 846K !!

    • @sarahgilbert1392
      @sarahgilbert1392 Год назад +4

      Shooooo they are now

  • @chesneyadonis805
    @chesneyadonis805 Год назад +275

    James was low-key stressed about Fuhad's explanation🤣🤣🤣 he gave the "are we about to get cancelled look"

  • @nonye9502
    @nonye9502 Год назад +505

    Scamming is so bad in my family on my dad’s side that he was considered the “black sheep” of his family cuz he refused to do it

    • @smileythegreat03s28
      @smileythegreat03s28 Год назад +14

      😮

    • @heywood6653
      @heywood6653 Год назад +39

      Woah. Thats wild. Need details

    • @elenam9435
      @elenam9435 Год назад +27

      I second that!!!! We need details. Black sheep for not scammin is wild!!!!!

    • @deja80
      @deja80 Год назад +26

      that’s crazy. it’s basically a family business at this point

    • @kennediwhite6938
      @kennediwhite6938 Год назад +5

      @@heywood6653 frl like what type of scamming? & how? 🤔

  • @iamahay
    @iamahay Год назад +54

    James telling a true crime story and then having so much knowledge on the animal kingdom… ATTRACTIVE 🤓

  • @Tishah8533
    @Tishah8533 Год назад +36

    James: “Brotha be careful it’s sounds like your trying to put your shoes on” took me out 😂

  • @ashiekavanderross5723
    @ashiekavanderross5723 Год назад +174

    every time I listen to this podcast, it just confirms that I make the right choice staying single 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lunada7127
      @lunada7127 10 месяцев назад +3

      FAAAAACTS

    • @Alexandra_Wolf
      @Alexandra_Wolf 8 месяцев назад +3

      It’s opened up whole new fears.

  • @esmeraldafriedman5267
    @esmeraldafriedman5267 Год назад +363

    Fuhads reaction to the sugar momma cracked me up!! He said “NO NO NO NO!” 😂 Gosh that’s not asking a lot at all! And 45?! What? Women in their 40s are easily bagging younger men now without having to pay!

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад +51

      FACTS 😅
      And approached on a daily basis by men wanting relationships, sex and interesting connections with mature and emotional intelligent women 😊

    • @jahbrae
      @jahbrae Год назад +5

      🧢

    • @Thelucky23
      @Thelucky23 Год назад +7

      Lol. Yeah but men of their age are in between. They have an odd definition of what a man is.

    • @shakwon619
      @shakwon619 Год назад +12

      They are chasing the older ladies like crazy. And the men leave the relationships as better ppl.

    • @sophia6285
      @sophia6285 Год назад +12

      And we keep getting hit on by guys in their twenties and thirties, BUT MOSTLY TWENTIES 🤣

  • @youllneverguesswho886
    @youllneverguesswho886 Год назад +87

    “She’s 45 years old and obviously lost it” hahahaha that comment shook me!!

    • @loveschile7339
      @loveschile7339 Год назад +13

      Right! When he said Obviously I was like WTF?!

    • @jennifergwishiri8326
      @jennifergwishiri8326 Год назад +2

      Me too!!

    • @arlenecherono8527
      @arlenecherono8527 Год назад

      I couldn't finish the episode over just that... Lol I hate when men are ageist it's the worst thing + they're like 35...

    • @Nonamewhatever
      @Nonamewhatever Год назад +1

      Ridiculous 🤦‍♀️ what an immature comment 🙄

    • @lily5952
      @lily5952 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@Nonamewhatever tbf I don't think people really expect mature takes from the "lads" on this podcast. Lol. They for sure are funny but do need to broaden their horizons.

  • @Brassknucks23
    @Brassknucks23 10 месяцев назад +23

    Not "Fam-a-lam-a-lam...", THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT! James, my dude, you fuckin' kill me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nursalie2626
    @nursalie2626 Год назад +51

    James sugar mama scenario was too detailed, I think he got this offer 🤣

  • @adiamondintherough171
    @adiamondintherough171 Год назад +49

    I just turned 40 and haven’t lost “it” Im actually healthier than I was in my late 20’s. People never know my age and think I’m younger

  • @STARKILLA89
    @STARKILLA89 Год назад +192

    Keisha the sket always and forever be legendary novel.. should of been a film or series 👀👀👀

    • @Sophxurgx
      @Sophxurgx Год назад +17

      No film or series but they did publish a physical copy of the book recently! Highly recommend re-reading it✌🏻

    • @STARKILLA89
      @STARKILLA89 Год назад +8

      @@Sophxurgx classic remembers but if Keisha was around in this era 😂😂🤣🤫 they would of IMMEDIATELY cancelled her

    • @shaniquefrater
      @shaniquefrater Год назад

      Where can I read it for free online

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp Год назад +7

      @@shaniquefrater girl buy the damned book 🤣 cheap ahhh

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp Год назад +2

      @@Sophxurgx She said it SHOULD'VE been a movie or series

  • @RaeDSJ8512
    @RaeDSJ8512 Год назад +80

    I’m really glad you got the chance to see Beyoncé live! I remember on an episode before you guys were confused why people loved her so much and I remember commenting like “You’ll get it when you see her live!” It was after you guys had seen and raved about Chris Brown and so I knew you’d appreciate a good live show. Glad you got to experience her performance!

  • @Queenie__nie
    @Queenie__nie 10 месяцев назад +7

    The Serial podcast James was talking about is the Adnan Syed case. It’s still open and there’s an update in the podcast because of updates that happened last year.

  • @yellowisme
    @yellowisme Год назад +11

    James singing Dangerously in love is the highlight of this episode!! 😂😂😂

    • @kelseymay4791
      @kelseymay4791 4 месяца назад

      Literally was looking for this comment 😂

  • @gabbiee6559
    @gabbiee6559 Год назад +136

    Glad to see James finally giving Beyonce her flowers cuz I vividly remember that man talking all types of shit about how she's overrated!! I was flabbergasted 😂

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад +7

      SAAMEEE😂

    • @tristanfeinauer
      @tristanfeinauer Год назад +26

      I thought so as well- I'm still team Rihanna but if you prefer Beyonce i have 0 issue- Beyonce is way more naturally talented i just prefer Rihanna.

    • @jori556
      @jori556 Год назад +3

      I just said the same thing to my sister

    • @raquelwhite7210
      @raquelwhite7210 Год назад +4

      ​@@tristanfeinauer I love rihanna

    • @5lim.0
      @5lim.0 Год назад +2

      @@tristanfeinaueryeah you can definitely have a preference. But both are amazing singers and performers

  • @anayzahthomas-wilson6193
    @anayzahthomas-wilson6193 Год назад +93

    The Beyoncé praise is giving me so much life 😂

  • @UnicornQueen0046
    @UnicornQueen0046 Год назад +140

    James made it seem like 45 is old lol. Im 46 and it would definitely be more than once every 3 weeks. Probably a few times a week. I thought he was gonna say the woman was in her 60’s or older. 45 is still in her prime. 😅😅😅😅

    • @chika_naphiri
      @chika_naphiri Год назад +4

      😂😂😂 this comment killed me

    • @ThatBlackGirlMagic
      @ThatBlackGirlMagic Год назад +29

      That's what I was thinking. 45 is not old! They made it seem like they were sitting with a Nan.

    • @eshannumin
      @eshannumin Год назад

      What a bogus comment XD.

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Год назад +24

      Been trying to say this but these man are crazyyyyy
      They can't even keep up with us!😂

    • @bmcc5807
      @bmcc5807 Год назад +16

      Wait till they reach 45 bout old 😂😂

  • @amyduncker4097
    @amyduncker4097 Год назад +10

    It's more rare in nature but they're definitely some altruistic dad moments. There was a eagle at a sanctuary that kept acting fatherly with like a rock or something so they tried giving him a baby and he raised him!

  • @bkandsk
    @bkandsk Год назад +12

    That animal kingdom connection was quite brilliant ngl.

  • @katiemara7831
    @katiemara7831 Год назад +68

    I love James describing one of the very first podcast series like it's brand new. Serial is ubiquitous with podcasts now.

    • @Cl3star
      @Cl3star 11 месяцев назад

      Do you know the name of the podcast?

  • @maryROX11
    @maryROX11 Год назад +106

    I would die to see James and fuhad on love island they would take over the whole show !😩❤️

    • @Omgits7ito
      @Omgits7ito Год назад +9

      The bruddas would be going for them too😅

    • @NiaLouis
      @NiaLouis Год назад +18

      They should narrate it. The commentary would be legendary

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 Год назад +63

    27.15min Big shout out to all the “step” dads taking care of kids & loving them like their your own big applause 👏🏻 your real men! ❤️ My dad has been in mine & my sis life since I was 1 & she was 3 he’s my real dad in my eyes. The talk about the reasons men abandon children ect you guys prove how selfless & loving good men are too just like mothers 🙏

    • @Noxfallen
      @Noxfallen Год назад +2

      Your step dad made the choice to help raise you... he wasn't cucked and forced to raise another man's child.

    • @W-I463
      @W-I463 Год назад +6

      their analogy to different animals makes it seem like human men aren't able to love adopted children but the real issue is with betrayal of trust

  • @brigitteb3133
    @brigitteb3133 Год назад +22

    You guys need to drop a documentary watchlist ASAP

  • @marleny86
    @marleny86 5 месяцев назад +4

    James: “ I already don’t believe you, but go on.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @reginamushi6582
    @reginamushi6582 Год назад +57

    James said 45, and 'she has lost it' in the same sentence!!😂...we are in here and not sugar mummy's at any level!! 😂

    • @5lim.0
      @5lim.0 Год назад

      Prove it. Drop the IG

    • @lily5952
      @lily5952 8 месяцев назад +1

      I am nearly 30 years old, and I see women in their 40s + that look way better than me. It really just depends on the genetics, upkeep and spirit of the person. Having melanin and a good bone structure also helps immensely. Most men are going to balk at dating women seriously in their 40s when the men are themselves much younger, because they believe there's power dynamics at play which favor the older person. Men want to be charge usually..or their ego gets bruised.

  • @seeme41
    @seeme41 Год назад +86

    I started watching simply because of the accents..... Now I'm hooked on the content. You guys are a riot

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA Год назад +58

    "Be careful now. Cuz it sounds like yur tryna put the shoes on!"
    Yo James is so real n hilarious at the same time 💀💀😂😂

  • @joansygu4500
    @joansygu4500 Год назад +16

    James I love your tshirt. Am kenyan and hera means love in my mother tongue. Keep the laughter guys am addicted to your channel btw

  • @WendyLopez-ts3mf
    @WendyLopez-ts3mf Год назад +5

    Morning routine: run, protein drink, yoga while watching your show.
    Laughing is great for dopamine release so I laugh my ass of to start the day.
    You’re both hysterical. ❤️ the way you all move into the dialogue as if the comments are coming from you, the best.

  • @kimreid3202
    @kimreid3202 Год назад +38

    It kills me when they do the old school dancehall throw backs. I haven’t heard that song in forever!! Big up the jamaican massive!

    • @kelseymay4791
      @kelseymay4791 4 месяца назад

      What song was it? I keep listening like?? 😂 35:38

  • @user-jk2he7nl2o
    @user-jk2he7nl2o Год назад +271

    Second cousin is someone you share great-grandparents with, not your cousins kid 😂

    • @user-jk2he7nl2o
      @user-jk2he7nl2o Год назад +36

      So basically, the grandson of your grandmas sister is your second cousin, as opposing to son of your moms sister who is your first cousin.

    • @lysiaexxluded9269
      @lysiaexxluded9269 Год назад +26

      Your aunt’s grandchild is your second cousin. So yea, your cousins kid is your second cousin

    • @user-jk2he7nl2o
      @user-jk2he7nl2o Год назад +31

      @@lysiaexxluded9269 no, thats second cousin once removed

    • @SoBashfulSoChi
      @SoBashfulSoChi Год назад +24

      @@user-jk2he7nl2o exactly! people mix up "second cousin" and "cousin once removed" all the time. RNs just call all of em "cousin", so the confusion is understandable lol

    • @xwinwinwinx
      @xwinwinwinx Год назад +28

      People are confusing numbered cousins (i.e. second, third cousins etc) with cousin's once removed (the cousin relationship is removed by a generation).
      One easy way to remember is if you are of the same generation on a family tree as the cousin then they are a numbered cousin. If not, (e.g. a parent's cousin or a cousin's kid) they are a cousin once removed.
      E.g. My mum's first cousin Sue is my first cousin once removed. Their parents are siblings and they share a grandparent
      Sue's kid Joe is my second cousin.
      Joe and I share a great grandparent, our grandparent's are siblings.
      I hope that helps.

  • @horsepower9213
    @horsepower9213 Год назад +84

    I need that top 5 because this episode feels incomplete without it

    • @particles369
      @particles369 Год назад +5

      Bro I rewatched the entire episode thinking I missed it😭

    • @morganepg
      @morganepg Год назад +5

      Top 5 top 5

  • @amahlegumede2967
    @amahlegumede2967 Год назад +6

    Thanks for the Saint Harrison plug . Im so glad Loyle Carner is getting the recognition he deserves!!!! Ive been trying to introduce his music to people.

  • @ericalynncosby3397
    @ericalynncosby3397 Год назад +8

    James has stories for EVERYTHING lmao I love it

  • @samanthaamanda271
    @samanthaamanda271 Год назад +61

    Why am I listening to this while at work??? I AM CRYING!!!! And unsuccessfully trying to keep a straight face and not laugh out! #HOLLERING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @renada-nanique1125
    @renada-nanique1125 Год назад +36

    Of course we all love when James laughs. But when Fuhad is like dying so am i😂😂

    • @ezout11
      @ezout11 Год назад

      exactlyyyttty

  • @somarsomar5125
    @somarsomar5125 Год назад +176

    James' reactions todayyy... GOLD

    • @A-wk2ss248
      @A-wk2ss248 Год назад +7

      rent was DUEE👂

    • @GadielCC
      @GadielCC Год назад +3

      You from PR 🔥🔥🔥

    • @dude10067
      @dude10067 Год назад +1

      When the man is on it, he is ON IT!

  • @Dontgoquietlyintothegoodnight
    @Dontgoquietlyintothegoodnight Год назад +10

    I came across this channel randomly on RUclips, I've not laughed this hard in a while. Brilliant content, keep it coming 😂😂🔥

  • @ndausky8212
    @ndausky8212 Год назад +3

    Yknow you guys have something that you don’t see in many other podcast-esque channels and that’s the fact that you actually communicate with each other instead of just spitting your thoughts at the screen whenever. Everything is so comprehensive controlled and hilarious at that 😂

  • @damnnerves24
    @damnnerves24 Год назад +49

    The dilemma about the chick dealing with the Baby Mama Fight Club had me hollering! 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @carlalove5187
      @carlalove5187 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 unreal!!! No advice.

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII Год назад

      Not me. I was floored. Immediately burn his place down. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @sito4life628
    @sito4life628 Год назад +18

    The double back on “IN MY SLEEP BRUH!?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @doordoor1
    @doordoor1 Год назад +147

    These dudes never fail to entertain us

  • @benh1350
    @benh1350 Год назад +12

    She blamed her whole bloodline😂
    Its the Nigerian in me

  • @mele9627
    @mele9627 8 месяцев назад +5

    Queen Bey is a giver. giving back to the masses.

  • @alfredthompson1556
    @alfredthompson1556 Год назад +57

    Space cakes story: Not only did they speak in real tongues, they were able to interpret them as well! LOL

  • @blacktoreadingreading2971
    @blacktoreadingreading2971 Год назад +17

    Serial podcast, Adnan Syed, that’s the name of the guy James talks about who was in jail. He was released a few months ago, acquitted of all charges. I think the podcast had a lot to do with his case being looked at again.

    • @JonnyTylerMoore
      @JonnyTylerMoore Год назад +3

      THANK YOU!!!! I scoured the comments looking for this info 😂😂😂

    • @Callmelauryn
      @Callmelauryn Год назад +2

      I read recently that he might have to go back because of a formality or something

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 Год назад

      He definitely didn't do it. James take is wild to me. That show launched podcasts

    • @maibae4129
      @maibae4129 Год назад

      He had to go back because the victim's family weren't properly notified and were unable to attend the hearing

  • @rikkitorres85
    @rikkitorres85 Год назад +99

    Not me procrastinating writing my paper to watch the Cult Daddies 😅🎉

  • @truthbetold4639
    @truthbetold4639 5 месяцев назад +4

    James bopping Beyoncé back to back…. 😂😂😂😂he is a special character.

  • @SweetAmaretta
    @SweetAmaretta 10 месяцев назад +1

    When I was in elementary school, the high school music director (late 30s male, divorced with children) was dating one of his students (18 yo female). She was a Senior. Her family lived close to the high school, which was on the same land as the elementary campus (small town). We could see them walk to her house for lunch, hand-in-hand, every day. After she graduated, he resigned to find a job near her college. They are married with children and grandchildren today.

  • @tishellefrancois7840
    @tishellefrancois7840 Год назад +11

    The Nigerian in Fuhad; "There is no advice!!" 😂😂😂

  • @dragnfly138
    @dragnfly138 Год назад +17

    We had a substitute teacher and a female student who got into a full-on tussle in class over a boy they were dating.

  • @alydiamaxine1305
    @alydiamaxine1305 Год назад +11

    I like when the say welcome to the show and we're 40min in. Ive been trying not to bust out laughing at work😂😂😂😂

  • @mma_aazz5449
    @mma_aazz5449 8 месяцев назад +19

    Isn't second cousin when ur parents are cousins

    • @cking219
      @cking219 3 месяца назад

      Yes

    • @ikejones5640
      @ikejones5640 3 месяца назад +6

      James, Elis, and you all said the same thing in 3 different ways. 😂

    • @mma_aazz5449
      @mma_aazz5449 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ikejones5640 It was rem not elis

    • @jay2123ful
      @jay2123ful 2 месяца назад

      I thought it was your parents cousin.

  • @Luna-ig6jk
    @Luna-ig6jk 10 месяцев назад +4

    I love how you talk respectfully about lgbtq+ ❤ much love

  • @BenGali0
    @BenGali0 Год назад +36

    Fuhads dilemma summaries be longer than the actual dilemma 😂

  • @tonimahome1332
    @tonimahome1332 Год назад +7

    Saint Harrison is the absolute BEST!!!! I could listen to him sing all day long!!! His voice is heavenly!!!!! 🥰💜🥰💜🥰💜🥰💜

  • @Lukeey420
    @Lukeey420 Год назад +67

    You cannot do anything but agree with everything James says, he's literally talking for 99% us 😅😂😂

    • @nageena9562
      @nageena9562 Год назад +5

      I always hold my breath thinking "what's he gonna say???" After a mad scenario and he always says the right thing 👌👌

    • @susanrichardson631
      @susanrichardson631 11 месяцев назад

      LMFAO nope.

    • @Lukeey420
      @Lukeey420 11 месяцев назад +1

      @susanrichardson631 calm down Susan 🤦‍♂️

  • @alleftchaosbehind2745
    @alleftchaosbehind2745 Год назад +9

    The baby mama fight club is a HILARIOUS story🤣🤣🤣 dude is orchestrating it🤣. LEAVE HIM.

  • @melboon4042
    @melboon4042 Год назад +3

    i love loyle carner, he is such a beautiful person as well as a beautiful musician. i went to a concert of his on my birthday, it was literally the best day of my life.

  • @WorldOfMellie
    @WorldOfMellie Год назад +18

    With the dilemma, that young lady needs to play the guy at his own game because he won’t like it and then he’ll definitely leave you alone.
    When he texted you leave it as read and don’t reply. When you see him if he asks about the message say you didn’t see it.
    Don’t talk to him when people are around if he tries just smile say very little to him but talk to others.
    If he corners you and starts peppering you with questions “what was you doing over the weekend” casually drop in you were hanging out with your boyfriend. If he says “you’ve had a boyfriend this whole time” you simply say ” why do you care” Just spin it back on him eventually he’ll leave you alone. You are the girl he texts when he’s bored. Sorry 😞

  • @marinamiag
    @marinamiag Год назад +33

    I look forward to working Mondays now because I have y’all to watch.

  • @ayshajabaar73
    @ayshajabaar73 Год назад +9

    After watching this yesterday I ran to Spotify and found Serial. I've been listening to it ever since and I had to thank you for putting me on

  • @bluejayycrane
    @bluejayycrane 10 месяцев назад +2

    My Spanish teacher and Government teacher in high school had their own marriages before. They both got divorces, and EVERYONE speculated something was going on. Weird part is, she used to be HIS TEACHER ASSISTANT. HIS STUDENT. As the year went on, she announced her pregnancy, then they got engaged and married. I certainly didn't learn Spanish that year because she was focused on other things 🥴

  • @letlotlosibanda
    @letlotlosibanda Год назад +5

    I am living for James saying he needs to step his rehearsal puzzy up. 😂😂😂

  • @Alphacharlie6
    @Alphacharlie6 Год назад +29

    James thinks a 45year old sugar mama would want "a good seeing to" once in 3weeks.😂😂😂 That's hilarious!

  • @George-qt1hp
    @George-qt1hp Год назад +8

    1:18:25 the way James keeps laughing before saying the joke kills me🤣🤣

  • @Official-Delia
    @Official-Delia Год назад +5

    James’ facial expressions and verbal responses to some of these are hilarious. He laughs so hard he vibrates sometimes and it cracks me up😂😂😂

  • @ashw4205
    @ashw4205 Год назад +1

    Around the 21 min mark, James is talking about the serial podcast about Adnan Syed. That podcast had everyone tuned in even if you didn't know what a podcast was back then. The popularity, shifted a lot of attention on his case, Adnan was released from prison last year

  • @paradox1798
    @paradox1798 6 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine if these guys were on spicy book tok! I feel like there commentary on “spicy books”would be HILARIOUS😂

  • @Prosper927
    @Prosper927 Год назад +8

    Had to pause the show to give Beyoncé props. This woman is AMAZING! Been an admirer of her work from day 1 DC days. She truly is a legend in the music biz. Glad you guys got to experience her work.
    Also, loving the longer episode today 👻 thanks guys 👌🏿💃🏿😉

  • @Rae777
    @Rae777 Год назад +30

    I really went reeling either the second cousin thing and had to do a quick google. Apparently your second cousin is your parent’s cousin’s kid. Your cousins’s kid is your first cousin once removed? My brain hurts. That’s not how I thought that worked 😂

    • @NichtNought
      @NichtNought Год назад +2

      Large families like that are so bizarre to me. I know i obviously have all of those second and third cousins and shit out there.... but like.... what?? I went to a family reunion when i was 19 and i was so overwhelmed because i have never met any of these people, had never even heard of them. “Cousin is a term most accurately applied to those within one’s family tree, not those within one’s family forest." Once you get to the forest from the tree, i recognize blood, but they're not "family" and aren't deserving of the title. Lol.

    • @Rae777
      @Rae777 Год назад +2

      @@NichtNought my family is entirely too big. My dad and I pulled up to a family reunion one time and it took us *and* them forever to realize we were at the wrong side of the park. 😂😂 not our people at all. We got there eventually.

  • @sunnie2044
    @sunnie2044 Год назад +15

    The review of the Beyoncé tour was PRICELESS😂😂

  • @einarrosenqvist2190
    @einarrosenqvist2190 Год назад +6

    Lemme break down the cousin pattern real quick. Siblings share parents, cousin share grandparents, second sibling share great grandparents, and so on

    • @danielleadams6609
      @danielleadams6609 9 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you!!! I can work it out but this is the simplest explanation I've ever seen.

  • @jesschristabel4900
    @jesschristabel4900 Год назад +2

    There was a rumour at my primary school, that the headmaster was having an affair, with a teacher. His wife allegedly commited the S word, over it.
    I can remember, one of the kids was overheard talking about it, by THE teacher and her change in demeanour, told us EVERYTHING.

  • @ItsJustLakey
    @ItsJustLakey Год назад +57

    James, I thought you were in your Succession era. You mean to tell me you wouldn't be a sugar baby for $8K a MONTH??? Whenever you see Logan talking to Roman, I want you to imagine you're him and remember the foolishness we all witnessed here today.

    • @3lancerofficialmaybe871
      @3lancerofficialmaybe871 Год назад +3

      Tbf I doubt they need the money now, back when the podcast started however...

    • @ItsJustLakey
      @ItsJustLakey Год назад

      @@3lancerofficialmaybe871 It's all jokes on my part. You're totally right though, I can see that too.

  • @Cmac80Proof
    @Cmac80Proof Год назад +87

    Think of it this way: your mom's first cousin's child is your second cousin

    • @sadyb1
      @sadyb1 Год назад +7

      Oh riiiiiiiiight !!!thank you I wasn't sure but I thought thats what it was, you have just confirmed it😊

    • @Lalaundercover389
      @Lalaundercover389 Год назад +2

      This is perfect

    • @Che.All.Day.
      @Che.All.Day. Год назад +14

      Yes, your first cousin means your parents are sisters/brothers. Your second cousin means your parents are cousins.

    • @marissabryan3521
      @marissabryan3521 Год назад

      So ur mom aunt/uncle kids

    • @Che.All.Day.
      @Che.All.Day. Год назад +3

      @marissabryan3521 no, your mom's cousins kids....

  • @jazzymidear3466
    @jazzymidear3466 Год назад +36

    James is me all day "i can't fake laugh anymore" 😂😂 them days are over 😂

  • @user-ne4fp2ts3n
    @user-ne4fp2ts3n 9 месяцев назад +2

    The little bit where James imitates blue was gold 🤣

  • @BlPlR9714
    @BlPlR9714 Год назад +9

    24:42 james casually slipping in Clarkson's farm as his source on ecology is why I'm here😂😂😂😂