Love how they said women have tons of choices on dating apps but continued to repeatedly say how bad the men's profiles are 😂 we don't have great options!!
Facts! and woman tend to be more selective.. our criteria isn’t just to have the required body parts 😂 once we get rid of the men we aren’t attracted to, the pervs, the AH, the catfish (the old men who’s profile is 20 years old) you are left with slim pickings 😂
Lol, TBF ladies y'all can be a bit too superficial sometimes with your preferences sometimes, y'all would turn down a guy just cause the lighting in his profile pic is bad...and a bunch of other things too...1 picture or a profile with less than 200 words is not enough to tell you who someone really is...just saying
that whole hypothetical foot pic scenario had me cryingggggggg ffs james 😭😭 ‘if anybody’s ✨interested✨’ bloody hell i cackled. and then fuhad being the one to get salty in the situation for once 🤣
You guys have no idea how much what you do is like therapy for us. Had a rough start to the day today, and seeing a notification from you guys made me tear up a little bit because I seriously need the laughs. Thank you! Sidenote: I've binged your content since I found you mid-July! And I watched your episode with Chunks and Filly like 3 times. Laughter is really the best medicine, man.
I am so glad i am not the only one lol literally shittest day and these two both have me laughing so much ❤ booked my tickets yesterday for 02 in may x😊
Y'all have no idea how rough it is out here. It's so bad that my friend compiles a yearly PowerPoint of shame for the worst dating profiles she's come across 😂
Wowww I love that so much lol I could imagine all the girlies sitting around the PowerPoint on the TV while she reads aloud and everybody laughing their asses off while sipping some wine and eating snacks. 🤣 I could imagine yall taking shots at every creep who says anything sexual off jump. Smh It's horrendous out here
@@karlagonzalvez4703 we do have a party! And now we've all started sending that friend screenshots of our worst experiences, so the PowerPoint is an accumulation of all our pain 😂
Listening to Fuhad and James read the convos was hilarious! They need to do a bit where they read passages from spicy novels and then continue roll playing how they think the scene ends since they like role playing so much 😂.
I'm glad y'all get to see first hand how guys behave on dating apps. As a single lady, before I deleted tinder I screen shot one profile as a reminder of how DREADFUL it is on there. The screen shot: dude smiling all big and proud while missing his front tooth.
@@MyRealeety it was probably just my breaking point- as it was not just him missing his front tooth, he was posing with his friend who also was missing his front tooth. So two dudes, in what I think was a bar-- smiling huge, both missing a front tooth. There's tons of nudes, married men claiming open relationships, etc.
Hey guys thank you for that scary look into the dating world. I'm a recently single 41 year old, out of a 12 year relationship and although I won't be dating for a very long time (he cheated, long story), the idea of how I'd meet someone scares me. My friends are all in relationships and I now have zero self confidence so going to a bar or pub is a no no for me, after watching this apps give me the ick badly.
Babe I’m 26 out of a 10 year relationships (he cheated, long story 😂) and I have a 4 year old boy. The idea of modern dating is TERRIFYING so I get you. No matter the age ugh
Get your confidence up, date yourself for a bit, and get crystal clear on your boundaries before you even try to entertain one of these men. Dip at the first sign of boundary-testing/line-crossong or these XYs will have you on the ropes! ❤
The dating world is worse that this… this is the clean version without abuse. You have to have good self esteem and self worth before you start. When you do start listen to your instincts and be very picky.. I hope you feel better soon ❤ sending healing vibes your way
@@mazipaz9709 like excuse me sir can we reroll or is it really just between the man making a penis for his voice message or the guy whose auditioning for Ariel
Fuck, that "Chris crossed apple sauce, what do you think he'll do to you?" made me laugh out loud so bad, that shit was stupid funny in the best way XD
So wait, Fuhad. You hang out with Tobi, you don't miss James when he's not around and noooow....you won't help him snag a bird?!!!! Come on, man!!! LOL
I think it stilll makes me laugh😂 how the reaction video is put in between Fuhad and James video circles so when they hit each other laughing, looks like they have REALLY long arms going all the way across the video🤣🤣🤣
My brother showed us (his sisters) his dating profile & we all agreed that one of his photos needed to be moved to the first one cause it was the best. He’s dating a girl he met on there & she said the pic we chose was his favorite. It was a win for the girlies 💞
Hilarious episode !! The regular people are equal parts scary, weird and funny (': ! Kills me that some people put their real face on the internet to say the most audacious things you've ever read / heard ! 😅
I think it’s cool they always talk about the things they do and don’t want to go through with their kids before they have them. My friends and I do the same thing lol, just a group of future uncles/aunties.
My favourite parts : “I’m not doing background vocals” Fuhad is too funny😭😭😭✋🏽 GOBLIN THESE NUTSSS😭😭😭😭fuck man “Wtf did he say😒” “Ooooooooooo. WAAAAaaaa”😭 “Wtf is this😡……😟what was that?????” “Hi hows you?” *”good you?”* “Hi”😭
There is nothing but piss in the dating pool of today. The mentality of many men is pathetic and childish no matter the age. Unfortunately it’s only getting worse, this type of bs is a majority of online dating results even on the “serious” sites.
One time, I wasn’t even on a date and it was cold so I went out to catch up with my friend in trackies and a jumper and he asked me why I wasn’t more presentable, we were just talking shit in his car ☠️☠️
That's waht I needed to see to remind myself that a marriage is not such a bad thing after all. However stupid my hubby sometimes is, he is never as bad as these guys from the dating apps.
Forest date: fake, fake, fake. First she accuses him of being a possible serial killer and then turns around and cusses him out while she's sitting in the middle of bum fu€k forest? It has to be fake or she's stupid 😞
James continously tryna see what Fuhad would do for him is funny af
I’m at the 2:25 min mark and I swear… James is “if pushing his luck we’re a person”😂😂😂😂
Always lol
Testing every limit possible 🤣🤣
The interlocking toe pics suggestion sent me!😂
And yet James is willing to suck both holes.
Atp we need a list of the things that Fuhad will actually do for his friend,to save James' heart from being broken on every episode😅
Every single episode 😭😭
" I'm not doing background vocals"😭😭 meanwhile JAMES WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT WITH A LIL DANCE
Exactly dude😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
While butt naked.
Naked
Facts
" naked... with a grass skirt" not even 5 minutes in and James has started with the scenarios 😂
Love it 😂😂😂
The way i jumped 😭
Whats wrong with him?! 😂😂😂
Fuhad not doing back up vocals is why they lost to chunks and filly
This😂😂😂
FAAAAAAAAAACTS🤣
Hell yeah lol
😂😂😂😂
Say it louder for the people in the back 😂 chunks and filly been bredren for 11 years
Love how they said women have tons of choices on dating apps but continued to repeatedly say how bad the men's profiles are 😂 we don't have great options!!
Facts! and woman tend to be more selective.. our criteria isn’t just to have the required body parts 😂 once we get rid of the men we aren’t attracted to, the pervs, the AH, the catfish (the old men who’s profile is 20 years old) you are left with slim pickings 😂
Quantity over quality in our sad shallow dating pools 😂😅
On top of that most ONLY want to "clap cheeks"
Lol, TBF ladies y'all can be a bit too superficial sometimes with your preferences sometimes, y'all would turn down a guy just cause the lighting in his profile pic is bad...and a bunch of other things too...1 picture or a profile with less than 200 words is not enough to tell you who someone really is...just saying
There's a lot of men in existence, that unfortunately does not me options. They know this.
Never gonna forget the guy who set up a whole dating profile for his girlfriend so she would have someone after he dumped her 😭😭😭 like bro
What?!! This is mad 🤣
Goat 🐐
That's the best ever 😂😂😂😂
Noooo way!!! 😮
I would just disintegrate. This is feral 😂
"GOBLIN THESE NUTS" 😭🤣🤣
Man😂😂😂
👹👉🥜
Absolutely unhinged 😂
I almost screamed in this hospital! 😂😭
Took me tf out
I wonder what scenario would finally cause James to enter his acceptance phase of his relationship with Fuhad😅
Righhtt
😭😭😭😭
James and his scenarios😂 He would deadass do anything for Fuhad.
Love from Kenya
❤
hi nzingo,,,,you've the same name as my mom
Wee mkenya😂😂😂brudaa
faaam😂😂si unajua lazima tu represent@@cheptooabigail2876
Glad to see Kenya in the yard
No ladies we can't be that desperate to meet a guy in the forest for a date. That can't be real
A grown man saying tootsies in reference to their toes is uncontrollably hilarious 😂😂😂
Thread ..."Are you up for pegging"
James
"What app is this" 😂😂😂😂
that whole hypothetical foot pic scenario had me cryingggggggg ffs james 😭😭 ‘if anybody’s ✨interested✨’ bloody hell i cackled. and then fuhad being the one to get salty in the situation for once 🤣
That "Chris crossed applesauce" got meeee lmaooooo
17:03 James yelling “THE FUCK IS THIS?” will never not make me laugh
You guys have no idea how much what you do is like therapy for us.
Had a rough start to the day today, and seeing a notification from you guys made me tear up a little bit because I seriously need the laughs. Thank you!
Sidenote: I've binged your content since I found you mid-July! And I watched your episode with Chunks and Filly like 3 times. Laughter is really the best medicine, man.
Same! Hope your day tomorrow is so much better than today 🤗 Only good things🙌🏼
@@ThatFitGirlLifethank you so much! So sweet of you!
FACTS... had a fu€k'd up day ... I come straight here for quick relief 💯
I am so glad i am not the only one lol literally shittest day and these two both have me laughing so much ❤ booked my tickets yesterday for
02 in may x😊
“Pur for daddy….., meow”🐱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Y'all have no idea how rough it is out here. It's so bad that my friend compiles a yearly PowerPoint of shame for the worst dating profiles she's come across 😂
Please share with the rest of us😅
Wowww I love that so much lol
I could imagine all the girlies sitting around the PowerPoint on the TV while she reads aloud and everybody laughing their asses off while sipping some wine and eating snacks. 🤣
I could imagine yall taking shots at every creep who says anything sexual off jump. Smh
It's horrendous out here
That sounds hilarious 😂
@@karlagonzalvez4703 we do have a party! And now we've all started sending that friend screenshots of our worst experiences, so the PowerPoint is an accumulation of all our pain 😂
😂😂😂 yo where he channel at tho???
Listening to Fuhad and James read the convos was hilarious! They need to do a bit where they read passages from spicy novels and then continue roll playing how they think the scene ends since they like role playing so much 😂.
The screenshots really revived this episode 😂. I just feel like other folks don’t deliver it they way y’all do
😂😂😂James is forever trying to come up with scenarios where he could get close to Fuhad… the footsie pic scenario had me in stitches😂😂😂😂
"Brave is the word. These guys hate pum"
Salute
James is so fruity around Fuhad, it actually makes me crease so much. Reminds me of me and my pookie bear bestie
....your what??😂
@@chmchnyou heard him! 😂
Next week: James apologising to the French 😂😂
Olivier is not à weird name, it’s just a French name
most things that are from france are weird
Pretty weird name
Two things can be true
It’s just Oliver in French chill
Believe it or not, those two things are not mutually exclusive.
JAMES: "I have NO ego about my foot."
ALSO JAMES: "I got cute tootsies too." 😏
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The interplay foot pic scenario spun me 😭😭💀
It makes me hopeful for normal men, that James doesn’t think these profiles are real 😂 they are real and get even worse 😂
I'm glad y'all get to see first hand how guys behave on dating apps. As a single lady, before I deleted tinder I screen shot one profile as a reminder of how DREADFUL it is on there. The screen shot: dude smiling all big and proud while missing his front tooth.
That surely can’t be one of the worst things you’ve seen on a dating app 😭 my man can’t do anything about them teeth
@@MyRealeety it was probably just my breaking point- as it was not just him missing his front tooth, he was posing with his friend who also was missing his front tooth. So two dudes, in what I think was a bar-- smiling huge, both missing a front tooth. There's tons of nudes, married men claiming open relationships, etc.
@@ImFeliciousthat's actually hilarious, that could be their gimmick lol
If you're in the US, dental care is expenses AF. Damn right he gone smile proud with a missing tooth. The girl who loves him will buy him a tooth.
@@Ray-pp5qb most employers offer dental insurance and it's like $3 per pay, but I hope he finds someone who enjoys his toothless smile.
Hey guys thank you for that scary look into the dating world. I'm a recently single 41 year old, out of a 12 year relationship and although I won't be dating for a very long time (he cheated, long story), the idea of how I'd meet someone scares me. My friends are all in relationships and I now have zero self confidence so going to a bar or pub is a no no for me, after watching this apps give me the ick badly.
Babe I’m 26 out of a 10 year relationships (he cheated, long story 😂) and I have a 4 year old boy. The idea of modern dating is TERRIFYING so I get you. No matter the age ugh
@@yaniquewest455 I'm so glad it's not just me who's scared. I'm sorry he hurt you 💜
Get your confidence up, date yourself for a bit, and get crystal clear on your boundaries before you even try to entertain one of these men. Dip at the first sign of boundary-testing/line-crossong or these XYs will have you on the ropes! ❤
@@elainethompson6514facts! I have been dating myself for 4 years and I think I am the one haha
The dating world is worse that this… this is the clean version without abuse. You have to have good self esteem and self worth before you start. When you do start listen to your instincts and be very picky.. I hope you feel better soon ❤ sending healing vibes your way
"Women have OPTIONSSS"
The options:
🙄🤦♀️
James roleplay is always the funniest shit ever
Fuhads concerned "is it ?" took me tf out
James was relatable af when he said “Kyle makes me wanna die” because facts, wtf was that?? 😭😭
Them saying women have too many options meanwhile 😂 the options
Exactly 😂😂😂 where are the options
@@mazipaz9709 like excuse me sir can we reroll or is it really just between the man making a penis for his voice message or the guy whose auditioning for Ariel
Fuck, that "Chris crossed apple sauce, what do you think he'll do to you?" made me laugh out loud so bad, that shit was stupid funny in the best way XD
"Naked? With the grass skirt?" - James 😂❤
You guys make my day everytime i see a new video notification🥺❤
So wait, Fuhad. You hang out with Tobi, you don't miss James when he's not around and noooow....you won't help him snag a bird?!!!! Come on, man!!! LOL
James kept his arm on the back hoping Fuhad would scoot closer. 😁
“Stop… do it properly!” Has killed me 😂😂😂😂
26:24 they did say that too quick😭😭😭😭
James and these random scenarios. the feet pics though 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You guys are so hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣Loads of love ❣from South Africa.
That demi lovato impersonation tho😂😂
“GANG VIOLENCE!!!!!” IM SCREAMING
Hahahaha James’s wink about his tootsies !!!! These two make me laugh on a daily 😂😂
I think it stilll makes me laugh😂 how the reaction video is put in between Fuhad and James video circles so when they hit each other laughing, looks like they have REALLY long arms going all the way across the video🤣🤣🤣
My brother showed us (his sisters) his dating profile & we all agreed that one of his photos needed to be moved to the first one cause it was the best. He’s dating a girl he met on there & she said the pic we chose was his favorite. It was a win for the girlies 💞
James's laugh is contagious
Mustache guy was handsome and funny but he tried a lil too hard. Not sure if I’m more impressed or turned off by his effort (thirst) 😂🥴
It's wild James' limits... he would suck the venom from Fuhads peen but wouldn't sing back up vocals lmao 😂😂
Petition for these two to restart challenges
👇
Hilarious episode !! The regular people are equal parts scary, weird and funny (': !
Kills me that some people put their real face on the internet to say the most audacious things you've ever read / heard ! 😅
This is the crap that happens in DM's as well. 😢 as women, we just deal with it!
I swear James is openly bi-sexual
Secretly? Lmao
You wish he was
He's acting up for you guys to comment on it. Get a clue
I think it’s cool they always talk about the things they do and don’t want to go through with their kids before they have them. My friends and I do the same thing lol, just a group of future uncles/aunties.
26:42 JAMES, YOU CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS!!! 😂😂😂😂. You don't know what you're inciting.
"..............DA FUCK IS THIS🤨?!" 😂😂
My favourite parts : “I’m not doing background vocals” Fuhad is too funny😭😭😭✋🏽
GOBLIN THESE NUTSSS😭😭😭😭fuck man
“Wtf did he say😒”
“Ooooooooooo. WAAAAaaaa”😭
“Wtf is this😡……😟what was that?????”
“Hi hows you?”
*”good you?”*
“Hi”😭
13:48 Rem played both those women with horrible voices to piss James and the whole audience off.
Get grandma out the cage is WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
James laugh gets me Everytime especially when he does the wheeze🤣
“Hi” killed me 💀😂
I would watch a TV show of all the things James would do for the bromance
It would only be viewed on pornhub unfortunately.
GOBLIN THESE NUTS
Dating apps are hell. I stopped maybe 4 years ago.
I’m glad it wasn’t just me that miss pronounced the word “shove” in my head 😂
BTW James New Tattoo is fuckingggg siiiccckkkkk 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥♥️♥️♥️♥️.
29:13 You can hear Rem laughing, so cute 🥰
James’s red poster needs to be closer to the sign like fuhads black one, pisses my ocd off mannn
I haven't laughed that hard in SUCH a long time. What a good vid making it a good day
17:06 I almost just choked and died at James reaction 😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OUR DAUGHTER?!?! WOOOOW
Funny as he'll, keep 'em coming😹
There is nothing but piss in the dating pool of today. The mentality of many men is pathetic and childish no matter the age. Unfortunately it’s only getting worse, this type of bs is a majority of online dating results even on the “serious” sites.
Top tier episode boys!!! you should definitely do more of this, and we need a list of what Fuhad would do for James!
Fuhad is constantly breaking James' heart 😂
The screenshots really saved this episode😭
Lmao it’s so funny how often Fuhad denies James and after the last SNG with Filly and Chunkz I’m convinced they are not real friends 😅
James always surprises me with his scenarios ..... now with the feet? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dating app????? These sound like the crazy messages I receive on TicToc 😐😐😐😐😐
God this video makes me so glad I’m happily married lol
James’ shameless foot plug was the highlight of this whole vid 😂😂
James is soo unserious “cute tootsies” una💀
29:00 I love it how quickly a quick foot conversation turns Fuhad into the Sully of foot pics 😭 about "how much you made off our plug"
One time, I wasn’t even on a date and it was cold so I went out to catch up with my friend in trackies and a jumper and he asked me why I wasn’t more presentable, we were just talking shit in his car ☠️☠️
Yes, this is exactly what women see on dating apps 😂😂
That's waht I needed to see to remind myself that a marriage is not such a bad thing after all. However stupid my hubby sometimes is, he is never as bad as these guys from the dating apps.
You all are literally each other's husband! Don't fight it. Just let it happen.
That new Demon Slayer Tattoo!! 😍😍😍
These profiles/messages escalated to an extremely disturbing level one after another 🤣😳💀
12:50 Fuhad " the jokes aren't landing" 😂
Forest date: fake, fake, fake. First she accuses him of being a possible serial killer and then turns around and cusses him out while she's sitting in the middle of bum fu€k forest? It has to be fake or she's stupid 😞
Where is the white boy at??? Haven't seen him for some while in the show
Wait does fuhad speaks French he said Olivier way too well 😂
That Demi Lovato one was too funny, I don’t care, I don’t care.
Y'all get me too excited when i see a new post😂😋
Yo the guy named River nearly made me spit laugh 😂😂😂
At 2:14, Fuhad's face when James said "Naked?" was so funny! 😅
River: This is how you pronounce my name **plays sound of streaming water**got me so hard man😭🤣