BEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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- Опубликовано: 27 июл 2024
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(Deep voice) " Sir sir stop the joke "
Got me rolling
FAXXX
He said he would jump in for crispy monsters 😂😂😂
New flavours 😂🤣
The MLk one was a violationnnnnn. I know the whole class laughed
Crazy because there actually a racing organization named NASA (National Auto Sport Association) 🤣
If I was the teacher I’d just leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No seriously.
@@moniquegaines5731 and go laugh outside 😂😂😂😂😂
@@goldhorizon2965I think they meant NASCAR especially as it sounds American
The smile Fuhad had when he said, "The nyash was nyashing," the flashbacks got him 😭😭😭
aaaand that was 10 years ago Fam! 🔥😅🔥the flashback haaaaaaad him fr!
I’m fuhad 10 years ago. Grew into my face, body and ect. Hit the gym and the baddies on campus are feeling it. Too much power for my own good😂
The Nigerian in him came alive in that moment 😂😂😂😂
The fact that I read this while he said it
The visual of James jumping into the van for monster has me WEAK 😂😂😂
As a firefighter, I DEFINITELY co sign the tweet about no songs called F the fire dept. 😂
People are generally relieved when they see us
Remember those firefighters that kept turning up murdered by that same group? Nah, y'all fodder too.
james was gasping for air on the TikTok part😂😂
Literally had me giggling the🤣
Fuhad realizing he'd never see James again immediately has me rolling🤣
Realising*
@@user-vd6me7ox6c realizing is predominantly used in American English realising is used by British…I’m American but thanks for the lesson.😉
@@user-vd6me7ox6c Smh, embarrassing 😒
Literally held my chest cos it hurt from laughing so hard at the scenario of james getting kidnapped for monster. "Sir stop the joke" that really took me over the edge
"When I'm hungry nothing is funny and everyone is ugly" bro... if this isn't me i don't know what is, all my friends are scared of me when I'm hungry
😂😂
I'm telling you, hunger will make me do ANYTHING! Last time I was hungry one of the most peng girls I've seen approached me and started chatting to me (she even asked for my IG and allat), I just answered and walked out on her as soon as I had the opportunity. It's 6.30 pm, it's my first meal of the day AND SHE WAS NOT GETTING IN MY WAY!🤣🤣
The way they said "SIR" Reminds me of the reacts video with the guy in prison saying "GUARD"🤣🤣
Yesss, I was thinking the samething
I was jusabout to write about it, then i saw your comment. but that was maad funny
Hahadavis 😂😂😂
😂😂 Someone Please remind me which episode that was, I need to re-watch it.
😂😂😂
The fact that I didn’t get any red flags to the fact they walked up to a stranges car to see a puppy is wild.. I would have got got too 😂😂😂 I was thinking why didn’t they get the puppy 😂😂
Yes because why are puppies in a car.
The Nyash part reminded me Fuhad is Nigerian too hahaha. He said it with chest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm telling you Fam😂
What is Nyash?
@@2cents996 someone's Butt
@@2cents996bum
@@2cents996 ass
James needs to get Monster as a sponsor lol
James needs monster sponsorship, fuhad needs a snikers sponsorship, coz he ain't him when he's hungry!
@@DavidJones-ym7zr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
James u just told the world how to get yo booty 😂😂😂😂 (new monster flavors)
Cats. Cats would get me near/in a strangers car. If I hear a cute lil ‘’meow” I’m sitting up like a meerkat trying to figure out where the sound came from and I’m going towards it 🤣
James be setting scenarios😂
I like how Fuhad wanted to save James. "I can buy you that, bro." But Fuhad, the dude had those new "not yet in circulation" flavors. Just say goodbye to James. Just say BYE.
🤣😂🤣😂
Worst part about the NASA thing is there actually is a NASA for racing cars “National Auto Sport Association” and it’s huge 😂
That’s hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂
That makes it even funnier 😂
The puppy line would work on me for sure!
Bro James would be in that van like "GUARDS!!!,GUARDS!!!! "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah that one about “you miss this extra slip, gorilla grip” mmmm that one got me 😅
Right!? Lolll I'm trying to remember that line! It was pure gold 🤣
Fuhad got alittle too excited when talking about the tik tok girlies twerking in their pajamas 😂😂😂😂. Nyash be nyashingg 😂
You boys are off the chart..... New to the channel but can't stop watching old stuff.... James's story about his journey from Mannie to London from time ago was so funny.... on his own in his car having a dance battle with Mandem and then thinking how he could wind on a man if he was a girl " this was from time ago"
what ep was that
Ngl best channel for banter I’ve ever found 😂keep it up fellas 💪👌
That WAP poem 😍😍😍
I hope Fuhad writes this down and kidnaps Jimmy using this monster truck thing for his bachelor party years from now. He should stitch this clip and do the fast forward effect before the best bach eve ever. Jimmy's given up but the van opens up to a all y'all boys, a new fit at a Monster themed strip club, full on boys night outt! Then a laid back spa day to wrap it up. I can just picture the joy on James face and the satisfied one on Fuhad's face.
I'd love to see y'all reading some of that girl math boy math stuff
Needed a pick me up today after losing a family member. You guys are hilarious and I love your content so much
James is actually the funniest. He’s got jokes for days nd his laugh is infectious.
The drake ticket tweet is crazy 😂😂😂
The way you guys act out situations, I’m there with you. 😂❤😂
5:20 he said the nuance of the bounce 😂😂
" take me back!!!, I miss you- 😂😂😂😂. Bro want that gorilla grip
James: thats disgusting! Thats YUUUUUCKY!! 🤣🤣😂😂💀
Fuhad saying "Yooohhhh!" Ended me😭😭😭
"Those pores are open" 🤣🤣🤣
James Be Careful With Monster Drinks, It's Not Good For Your Heart Over Time
MLK insults is deeper than I was expecting on a sunday night haha
The Ted Bundy comment sent me. I love puppies 🐶
Lmao James being lured by Monster drinks
That last one, the insult sent me. 🤣
Yes I have very bad hangry moments too. I'm so nice people who know me just ask, "Did you eat today?" As soon as I eat something I'm such a pleasant person again.
Man said Dr. King didn't die for y'all.
Yoooooooo. That MLK one got me. My whole chest hurts from laughing. 😂
The pores was wide open!!!! LMAOOOOO
"nuance of bounce" is sending me
Binge watch y'all every day ❤
Not "monsters chilling in the back"😅😅😅
REM is a beautiful man.
😂😂😂😂😂😂”He said he has monsters chilling in the back”
James mouth when Fuhad mentioned seasoned salt 😂
Mad love from NC ❤
This how James gets got by trucker dave
James always dying bro 😭😭😭
*SIR!* 😂😂😂
I was hoping they would read boy math tweets? #FAAAACCCTTTSSS 😂
I’ve been saying this for a second I need them to do a girl math vs Boy math episode cause girls really got mad out here and we came back with him😂😂😂😂
You two make me day, month and year! God bless you 🙏🏾 ❤️
“I just said I miss you, TAKE ME BACK!!” 😂😂 ugh I love james😂😂
7:10 that’s a reminder. Not an invitation ! Lol.
That puppy would've been the death of me 🤣🤣🤣
The fire department bombed a Black neighborhood in Philadelphia back in the day. An entire city block burned down. So there’s that
Love you guys ❤❤
That MLK tweet was EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
The whimper in "Oh My God" for the pajamas ting, I felt that brudda.
Rem de la creme
"A nuance of bounce" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO😭
😂 You man got me cracking up. you man are so much jokes
6:07 the sound james made 😭
Def did the first tweet before, but it’s all good 😂😂
Bro these guys have me dyingggggggggggg
The facts that you both are funny and fine ❤
6:09 YUUUUCKIE
Those pjs with the red and black checkered pattern+crop top+ glasses makes me weak😭😭😭
The job one 😂
When you too bogged down with reality that you ain’t got time to dream 😅
This Chanel d best for my mental health
Y'all da best frfr. I will be a CB forever ❤
"nutted in...seconds smh I said no you not ready for this", this the one James is talking about, I remember it😅
That last one though😂😂😂😂
Also, I love you guys!!!! ❤
To be fair to that last one, There is a motorsport governing body in the US called NASA. I highly doubt it would come up in school, But it does exist
I’m ngl to you man the amount of times I’ve seen the top row of yall teeth when you man have laughed I could’ve made a good grill for yall by now
Crop top and baggy pajama is literally the craziest shit I need it right in front of me
Yo the pyjama bottoms crop top was a weakness I didn’t know I had
COLDESTT DUOOO
How many people are gonna meet James and try and lure him into a van 😂
I haven't been there, but I've caused it. 😂😂😂😂😂
CAUSE THOSE PORES ARE OPEN☠️☠️☠️
The Pours are Open!🤣🤣🤣
Not for Monsters lol 😂 and SEASONING SALT?! 🤢Naw… that’s one of the few things that needs to be bland 😂
What's happening just done myself a manscaped order with the SNG discount thank you my guys
The Nyash was Nyashing 😂
James: You know what makes me WEAK??
Me: Crispy new Monsters?
Then I'd be double pissed when I realized there's actually no Monster
Why am i only just noticing the Rem Del La Creme name stand😂😂😂😂
“OHHH MY GOD”🫠🫠
My ribs are aching 🤣🤣🤣 5:00
I’d be MIA with the puppies
The kimono one is so true
Never a dulllllll moment
MLK had a dream and you’re not it!?!? You’re a nightmare? That’s a crazy violation 😂😂😂😂😂