I accidentally convinced my mom briefly that you're actually Jake from State Farm, and when I got two pictures of you and him side by side she was like "oh yeah, they're different people. Jarvis is cuter."
The kid in this video was way more charismatic than your average twelve year old. Props to the actor for portraying such a good personality, but whoever wrote this script had no idea what they were doing
i don’t get why these movie theatre employees are like interrogating them cause of some candy 😭 my grandma would bring whole ass sandwiches to the movies ☠️☠️☠️☠️
right like MAYBE if you were being really obvious and had like a whole ass pizza or like the boss was watching or something but do these employees really care??
@@alexakelley2353 not even man, onetime I brought in a whole coke into the movie theatre along with snacks, I didn’t have pockets so it was obvious. The workers didn’t care, they’re just a bunch of tired teens who do not give a F lol
I used to work at a theater and one time I saw a few employees walk into the bathroom in some kind of suit to stay clean and when I asked about it my manager told me someone smeared shit all over the bathroom wall and they were cleaning it up so best believe theater employees have bigger fish to fry than someone sneaking in candy from the dollar store lmao
Genuinely, I know that if I worked at a movie, I could not care less if someone brings in $1.25 candy instead of spending more than the tickets cost for a popcorn and soda. A theater I used to go to was right next to a dollar tree, too, so I think they knew as well
I worked at a fast food place and we had no management after 4pm (we were open till midnight). One day, someone comes out of the bathroom area to tell us that one bathroom was just like a poop bomb had gone off. Shit everywhere. I was outside on my break so didn't hear about it until I came back in to find someone *mopping the shitty floors* in an attempt to clean it up. It was so bad that whoever exploded had walked out with shit footprints, and this kid was using the mop we would have used in both the lobby and back area to clean it. I called the manager to ask to close early, scolded the kid spreading the shit around with the mop, and a "professional" cleaning crew was called in to clean and sanitize the bathroom and main lobby.
Just wanted to let you guys know that management legally can not ask or make you clean up biohazardous waste and they either have to ask an employee properly trained for dealing with biohazardous waste or the have to hire a professional cleaning crew for it.
like how the theatre worker tried to call him on getting his "grandson's" age wrong immediately after the guy said he had alzheimers. like ... that's not a gotcha!
Crazy that the lesson we learned is that we shouldn’t sneak candy into a movie theatre, yet Dhar Mann is allowed to do that? Sounds like hypocrisy to me
This poor dumb brother just wanted to use the LAST OF HIS MONEY to give his lil bro a nice birthday and then gets punished for doing the same shit Dhar Mann is praised for. The *injustice*
“I’ve been dying to see this new Dhar Mann movie” He literally could’ve just said “movie” and no one would have batted an eye but Dhar Mann just HAS to stroke his ego every chance he gets.
My dad got upset when he found out the guy at our local theater was giving him the senior discount (he's 60) so he asked the guy to charge him full price. I don't know why either
I love how serious Dhar Mann takes movie theater smuggling. Like my friends just walk through the whole theater while carrying whole water bottles. Nobody cares. Edit: Also, it’s kinda fucked up how Dhar makes this whole video about how terrible it is to try and sneak stuff into movies. Then turns around and talks about the quirky funny video they made about sneaking stuff into movie theaters. Cause it’s okay if we fuck with minimum wage teenagers since we’re changing lives. But if you wanna bring a water bottle into your movie, you gotta get taught a lesson
Tbh in Europe no one cares I don't think many cinemas even have those rules. They don't check the cinema rooms at all so if your worried just put your stuff in bag while booking or wtv lol.
Back in the 90s some (usually not teenage employees) cared waaaay too much. It's why my great grandma taught me how to sneak in food to a movie but she was actually old so no one dared question why a KFC bucket was sticking out of her party sized purse lol.
It seemed like Dhar Mann was taking it seriously until the end when he helped advertise that RUclipsr's video about testing the limit of how much you can sneak into a theater.
I'm sorry can we talk about the end of the video? the entire video is about how what happens in the dark always comes to light and you shouldn't sneak things into a movie theater then at the end Cole literally says "yea we made a video on my channel where we see what we can sneak into a movie theater!"
Yeah, that's what I thought. Compared to a lot of the videos with messed up morals, this one seemed pretty clear-cut until the ending where he laughed with that guy about how much fun he's had sneaking stuff into theaters. lol
As a theater worker, can confirm the fake carrier full of food is real, though when I saw it they had a toy baby in it instead of a sprite balloon head. Still super obvious, general manager was going to all the employees to point them out so we could all laugh. Weird thing is they still bought food, one of them got pretzel bites and I watched as they filled up their drink at the coke freestyle machine and they say the carrier on the floor with the pretzel bite box on top of the fake baby...
i worked at a movie theater in high school and the thing i’ve always said is that i truly don’t care if people bring their own food into the theater, as long as a) they have it in a bag or their pocket or somehow conceal it when we’re taking tickets, and b) they clean up their trash when they leave the theater so that the employees don’t have to clean it up. I got paid the same amount whether they bought concessions or snuck food in, so as long as you don’t make me have to do extra work, we’re cool lmao
I like how the message was supposed to be, don’t sneak shit into the movie theater, and then promote Cole’s video where he is actually trying to sneak shit into a movie theater. Really confusing message lol
damn dhar mann really coming after my dad sneaking in a whole pizza as a teenager, my friends taking advantage of the theater being in the mall and sneaking in taco bell and wendys, my other friend sneaking chipotle in, my mom teaching me how to effectively utilize carrying a purse to better sneak food in, and of course the time my friends and i stopped at the grocery store before going to the drive-in theater and absolutely loading the car up with snacks and drinks in about every out of sight spot we could. (also bold words from that kid calling himself the master when he didn't even utilize the 2 best weapons in sneaking candy in: a deep purse, and cargo pants)
Kids usually get the discount when their 12 and under so he should still get the discount, and no movie theater would ever freak out over someone sneaking in snacks
I’ve only been stopped for bringing concessions into the theatre, and I’ve brought in a sushi dinner, and once, fish and chips. I’ve legitimately brought in groceries. And fall decorations. (And yes, I ate my dinner before the movie started)
I once went to the movies with a friend and we literally snuck in a whole McDonald’s meal. I’m talking nuggets, fries, burgers, drinks AND dessert. We literally reeked of McDonald’s (which btw was exactly across the movie theatre) and still got to enjoy our movie with no problems. It’s in my top 10 core memories for sure
Honestly Jarvis, regardless how much you make fun of his vids, you should contact Dhar Mann and ask to be in a video and don’t tell any of us and then do a bingo stream the day it’s uploaded so everyone freaks out when they see you!
This video (the dharrman one) is like a social anxiety nightmare, you’re just constantly on the edge of getting caught for something small but everyone is making a huge deal of it.
Guys, buckle up, this is the beginning of a new era - I think Dhar Mann is just trying to get a slice of the sweet sweet pie of Troom Troom and sneaking food literally everyhere
lmao as someone who's family regularly snuck food into theatres the secret is to literally just have a bag. Like we just all smuggled shit in through my mom's purse.
@@Freya_Blue I always have a jacket with huge internal pockets. It's even better in the winter when I have my huge Costco-brand winter coat with pockets big enough to hold a book. If it's summer just tie the jacket around your waist after stuffing the pockets. Also, cargo shorts. (I'm a girl but I don't carry a purse because they're annoying lol)
The lesson isn’t “Whatever happens in the dark will always come to light,” it’s “Don’t try to cheat, some famous celebrity might swoop in and bend the rules in your place.”
I sadly know of a "fancy" (aka even more overpriced) one that's like that where the front entrance has 2 people and each door has 1 person :/ Only went there cause it was the only place showing Promare and Studio Ghibli Fest, I hope I never have to go back lol.
i like Jarvis getting peer pressured by chat and feigning shock over Dhar Mann bringing dots but then immediately confessing that he actually fucks with dots
The manager? I actually thought he was pretty chill and tried to be cool. Like he did not believe that fake beard was real for even a moment, nor did he believe that kid was 6. But he was like, just give them the discounts. That was cool of him not to make a big deal out of it. But they were just being wacky by the end, suckling on that fake baby head.
TBH, while I never worked at a theatre I did work as a manager for a time, and if there were two kids that desperate to just get candy (especially if it was one of their birthdays) I'd have just rolled with it. No need to be a hardass all the time, especially if letting them get away with it would make everything way easier in the long run.
Also whoever designed the entire movie theatre process must have never been to a movie in their life. Its like someome explained the movie theater to aliens and then the aliens explained it back to dhar mann. "Yeahh uhh theres this big 3 panel stand with lights and uhh... theres at least 2 employees. Theres a giant red curtain up on stage.... for a video movie. Yeah thats right. Oh and the audience is all on the same level... and the concessions stand looks like an absolutely different aesthetic."
When was the last time Dhar Mann went to a theater? No one cares if you bring in candy. A lot of theaters I've gone to let me bring in Starbucks or things like ice cream. It's really not a big deal.
I mean in some places they tell you to not to but like once you’re in I don’t think they do anything and I’ve heard in some countries they’re strict about it
You can tell this was written by a millionaire "entrepreneur" who never worked real jobs because people sneaking candy into theaters is something that CEOs care about a lot and minimum wage employees do not give a fuck about.
Wow I really can’t believe that Jarvis is getting all of these cameos in dhar Mann videos :0 (also for anyone wondering, they can ask for ID or veteran cards)
I looked this up awhile ago, for a debate with my dad. In most movie theaters, they allow you to take in outside food or drink. Individual theaters have different rules about it. It became a big thing that you couldn’t bring in food, but if you just look online, you’ll find most theaters don’t care or they actually say you can. Unfortunately the theater nearest to me is one of the many that won’t allow it
I work at a movie theater and do concessions, technically you aren’t supposed to bring outside food but as long as you get it past box office we don’t care.
god i miss the cheap theater we used to have in this area. it was one of those ones that shows movies that already made their way through mainstream theater release, so they were a few months or so behind. friend & i once bought some snacks from the nearby dollar store and the staff didn't check our bags. hell, they didn't even check our ages - neither of us were 17 yet and they let us into an R-rated movie (the men who stare at goats). we ended up being the only two people in that particular showing, it was great. real bummer, though, it got shut down bc the roof of the place was sagging and they just never brought it back after repairs were through.
@@certifiedboghopper9622 😂 I think it was The Lunchbox, had Irrfan Khan, 97% on rotten tomatoes and 970% more enjoyable with my poor exhausted friend that needed a nap
Whatever happens in the dark will always come out in the light. However, Dhar Mann is the founder of morality, so he naturally gets free passes on this rule.
i remember as a teenager i was feeling petty and didnt want my nephew killing another one of my new gaming consoles. my mother had invited me to a premiere of i think it was Toby McGuire's spiderman and i ended up packing my ps2 in my backpack taking it with me. looking back i should have just taken the wires but i was a kid. And before anyone ask i didnt have a room to myself at the time and even if i did my parents were on a "no locking doors in my house" kick and my father would give my nephew everything bc he was the "first grandchild" yes i was bitter yes i still have resentment and no, they didnt care that i was walking around with a ps2 in my rucksack
If Dhar Mann were going to do an in-person appearance, surely he'd want to advertise it to get hyped up. Imagine if he were to do something like this but nobody showed up because they weren't advertising it
So in conclusion, it's perfectly fine to gaslight, manipulate and talk back to your parents in the Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe. But sneaking candy into movies? That's way too far.
Y’know, the video they advertise at the end kind of undermines there whole message. “What happens in the dark alway comes to light, except in this video you can check out right now!”
Does dhar man in a single video play the villain or even just someone vaguely bad? It’s like he thinks reality is however these are written and he can’t risk you having any associations with dhar besides him being the saintly idol too everyone. Too bad cuz him as the villain would be great.
Ok but the "girl finds out she's adopted" movie poster is genuinely hilarious Also, who cares if you sneak candy in the movies, I don't know a single person who doesn't. And I don't know anyone who works at a theater who would care either. They don't get paid enough to deal with someone bringing a snickers bar. Dhar Dhar over here trying to make it seem like a war crime to not spend way too much money on overpriced movie theater snacks
The most unrealistic part of this is that the attendant would have bothered getting a manager, or that the manager would have cared. If someone is putting this much effort into it, no one is going to call it out, especially after they insist.
After they paid for the tickets he got $6 in change. So, why didn’t he just buy the tickets at full price..? I’m sure making at least one of the tickets full price would cost less than $6 more. If he was worried about buying concessions, it’s most definitely not that big of a deal to take snacks to the theater. As long as you’re not bringing in whole meals no one is gonna confront you about it.
Only once in my life have I witnessed a movie employee stopping someone from entering with their own snacks. I also happen to know they sued the movie theater afterwards because literally there's nothing wrong with bringing you snacks and apparently the theatre didn't have that "We reserve the right to refuse service bc we don't like your vibe in general and you sneaking snacks in particular"
From what I've read, while it’s not illegal to bring in outside snacks since there’s no federal, state, or city law against it, movie theaters are private businesses that can make their own rules. If they have an anti outside food policy then they can ask a moviegoer to throw out the food; if customers refuse, the theater can legally kick them out for breaking policy.
to answer the question asked by Jarvis in the video, I found dots in Wal-wart, out in the Rio vista area. they sell them in three sizes, the fun sized ones are the ones that end up in snack boxes, the slightly larger ones are given out around holidays, like the one coming up and the biggest ones are often found at parties, like Christmas or random family events.
Theaters don't exactly search your bags or anything. Sneaking stuff in is pretty easy...heck, I've seen people flat out carry stuff in plain sight and not get called out on it. Heck, even in the vid's over the top comedy exaggeration, the manager was still letting them get away with some pretty transparent lies. That little morality play fails to deliver its message though...The message I saw was "don't be greedy". People kept cutting the big brother breaks: college tuition $ from the parents, his little brother agreeing to keep the stupidity secret and to settle for less than he was promised, and the manager letting him get away with transparent lies. He kept misusing generosity and trying to take more, only to finally get cut off as everyone ran out of patience.
Men should just normalize wearing purses so they can sneak food into the movie theater and stop like… shoving food? Into their clothes? Life dude, there’s an easy out
Jarvis, I just want to let you know, I watch you while while I eat, and while I clean. Thow art mine only reason I take care of mine self. Cause I'm mentally decaying and need constant stimulation to to anything because life. Anywho! Thanks a bunch :D
Movie theatres literally dont care if you don't bring outside food in tho. The other day I went to the movies and brought in a Burger, fries, and drink and didn't even hide it and they didn't care lol
So because it's his movie he gets to bring snacks in a backpack 😮 isn't that unfair 😮 They just left the kid. Why didn't they go back in. But okay so in one of Tyler Perry's old plays he centers it around the dark light phrase and I'd like to see a crossover episode.
I accidentally convinced my mom briefly that you're actually Jake from State Farm, and when I got two pictures of you and him side by side she was like "oh yeah, they're different people. Jarvis is cuter."
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The kid in this video was way more charismatic than your average twelve year old. Props to the actor for portraying such a good personality, but whoever wrote this script had no idea what they were doing
Yeah I also would love to see what the direction is like for these videos. A lot of them feel like it's just the first take lol.
Yo idk if my phones bugging but this comment says it was posted 100y ago tf
@@patriciahuber479 lol, that’s just a part of their username
@@marcie3617 OOH LMAO 💀💀💀
right? movie theater water is so expensive and my mom never buys water when we have it at home
im honestly shocked dhar mann hasn't made a shirt that says
'what happens in the **dhar**k always comes to light'
sell him that merch idea
@@sholem_bond too late it's out in the ether now
this aged badly
That’s too clever for him
but it's actually so sweet that the brother would use the last of his money and fake being an old man just to take his little brother to the movies
yeah tbh the brother was the flawed antihero of the Dhar Mann video
Wasn't it the parents money ?
ugh yeah agree, just wish it wasn’t tainted cole labrant tainting my watch experience lol
i don’t get why these movie theatre employees are like interrogating them cause of some candy 😭 my grandma would bring whole ass sandwiches to the movies ☠️☠️☠️☠️
right like MAYBE if you were being really obvious and had like a whole ass pizza or like the boss was watching or something but do these employees really care??
i worked at a theater and literally nobody cared honestly. like we'd flat out tell them "yeah go to like the dollar store before lmao"
The only realistic part is the manager giving them a hard time, but ultimately doing nothing 😂
@@alexakelley2353 not even man, onetime I brought in a whole coke into the movie theatre along with snacks, I didn’t have pockets so it was obvious. The workers didn’t care, they’re just a bunch of tired teens who do not give a F lol
“What’s your spaghetti policy?”
I used to work at a theater and one time I saw a few employees walk into the bathroom in some kind of suit to stay clean and when I asked about it my manager told me someone smeared shit all over the bathroom wall and they were cleaning it up so best believe theater employees have bigger fish to fry than someone sneaking in candy from the dollar store lmao
Genuinely, I know that if I worked at a movie, I could not care less if someone brings in $1.25 candy instead of spending more than the tickets cost for a popcorn and soda.
A theater I used to go to was right next to a dollar tree, too, so I think they knew as well
I can confirm this happened at my theater, I have pics lol
I worked at a fast food place and we had no management after 4pm (we were open till midnight). One day, someone comes out of the bathroom area to tell us that one bathroom was just like a poop bomb had gone off. Shit everywhere. I was outside on my break so didn't hear about it until I came back in to find someone *mopping the shitty floors* in an attempt to clean it up. It was so bad that whoever exploded had walked out with shit footprints, and this kid was using the mop we would have used in both the lobby and back area to clean it.
I called the manager to ask to close early, scolded the kid spreading the shit around with the mop, and a "professional" cleaning crew was called in to clean and sanitize the bathroom and main lobby.
Just wanted to let you guys know that management legally can not ask or make you clean up biohazardous waste and they either have to ask an employee properly trained for dealing with biohazardous waste or the have to hire a professional cleaning crew for it.
If a child came up to me and said they were 95 I wouldn’t care unless they were trying to get into a movie they shouldn’t, like bitch
like how the theatre worker tried to call him on getting his "grandson's" age wrong immediately after the guy said he had alzheimers. like ... that's not a gotcha!
Even grandparents who don’t have Alzheimer’s often get their grandkids’ ages wrong. They’re growing too fast to keep track of lol
@@LaurenElizabethYT yeah and like THEYRE OLD 😭😭😭 they're forgetful!
@@LaurenElizabethYT I’m 39 and sometimes I forget my own kids ages.
I forget how old I am sometimes
I'm not even old yet I always say my sister is 7yo, she's not
Crazy that the lesson we learned is that we shouldn’t sneak candy into a movie theatre, yet Dhar Mann is allowed to do that? Sounds like hypocrisy to me
This poor dumb brother just wanted to use the LAST OF HIS MONEY to give his lil bro a nice birthday and then gets punished for doing the same shit Dhar Mann is praised for. The *injustice*
Dhar Mann is above us puny humans and as such the morals he teaches us is not applicable to Dhar Mann himself
you should sneak candy into a theatre
“I’ve been dying to see this new Dhar Mann movie”
He literally could’ve just said “movie” and no one would have batted an eye but Dhar Mann just HAS to stroke his ego every chance he gets.
Or something like “comedy movie” to be a little less general
it's disgusting how full of self-importance d.m. is and i go between being legit repulsed by it and laughing at it
And like his movies definitely aren’t movie theatre quality
"What happens in the dark will always come to light. "
Based on all his felony counts of fraud, I think Dhar Mann is speaking from experience here 🤔🤔🤔
Not even because he barely paid it back, never went to jail, and practically got away with it
@@mykaylajacques9816 i mean, I agree, but it still did come to light 😛
CRYING
I WANT A BINGO SQUARE FOR "ACTOR WHO LOOKS LIKE JARVIS"
I was just thinkin' this!
"Jarvis appears in the video"
Excuse me, that is his alter ego, Dharvis. Hahahhahahah
It kills me every time Jarvis pretends to be that one actor, it’s too funny
What rich people think poor people get in trouble for: bringing outside candy into a movie theatre.
fr bro, i brought in two full kfc meals for me and my buddy w/ no problems whatsoever 🤣
True if anything they tell you to throw it away or finish it before going in if it’s out in the open
I used to work in a movie theater and I can confirm that I used to help people sneak candy and drinks I’m the theater because that shits expensive.
ONG same. I worked concessions and tbh I’d totally actively encourage people to sneak food in if given the chance
based, honestly
I don’t understand that, both candy and drinks cost like under 5$
@@FrogWitch666 maybe where you’re from. But in most theaters that stuff is like 8 dollars each.
I feel like if Dhar Mann made a movie it'd be something like "Raiders open lost ark, Instantly regret it."
My dad got upset when he found out the guy at our local theater was giving him the senior discount (he's 60) so he asked the guy to charge him full price. I don't know why either
[Fragile masculinity x insecurity about your age] is a hell of a drug
seriously, what a nice theater employee
what 😭
I love how serious Dhar Mann takes movie theater smuggling.
Like my friends just walk through the whole theater while carrying whole water bottles. Nobody cares.
Edit: Also, it’s kinda fucked up how Dhar makes this whole video about how terrible it is to try and sneak stuff into movies. Then turns around and talks about the quirky funny video they made about sneaking stuff into movie theaters.
Cause it’s okay if we fuck with minimum wage teenagers since we’re changing lives. But if you wanna bring a water bottle into your movie, you gotta get taught a lesson
Literally you think the minimum wage teenagers really care 😂
Tbh in Europe no one cares I don't think many cinemas even have those rules. They don't check the cinema rooms at all so if your worried just put your stuff in bag while booking or wtv lol.
lol i saw a couple being in their chipotle order in one time
Back in the 90s some (usually not teenage employees) cared waaaay too much.
It's why my great grandma taught me how to sneak in food to a movie but she was actually old so no one dared question why a KFC bucket was sticking out of her party sized purse lol.
It seemed like Dhar Mann was taking it seriously until the end when he helped advertise that RUclipsr's video about testing the limit of how much you can sneak into a theater.
I'm sorry can we talk about the end of the video? the entire video is about how what happens in the dark always comes to light and you shouldn't sneak things into a movie theater then at the end Cole literally says "yea we made a video on my channel where we see what we can sneak into a movie theater!"
Yeah, that's what I thought. Compared to a lot of the videos with messed up morals, this one seemed pretty clear-cut until the ending where he laughed with that guy about how much fun he's had sneaking stuff into theaters. lol
As a theater worker, can confirm the fake carrier full of food is real, though when I saw it they had a toy baby in it instead of a sprite balloon head. Still super obvious, general manager was going to all the employees to point them out so we could all laugh. Weird thing is they still bought food, one of them got pretzel bites and I watched as they filled up their drink at the coke freestyle machine and they say the carrier on the floor with the pretzel bite box on top of the fake baby...
i worked at a movie theater in high school and the thing i’ve always said is that i truly don’t care if people bring their own food into the theater, as long as a) they have it in a bag or their pocket or somehow conceal it when we’re taking tickets, and b) they clean up their trash when they leave the theater so that the employees don’t have to clean it up. I got paid the same amount whether they bought concessions or snuck food in, so as long as you don’t make me have to do extra work, we’re cool lmao
I like how the message was supposed to be, don’t sneak shit into the movie theater, and then promote Cole’s video where he is actually trying to sneak shit into a movie theater. Really confusing message lol
Bruh the people who try and ruin Jarvis's joke of being that one actor bug me so much. That's my favourite on-going bit
damn dhar mann really coming after my dad sneaking in a whole pizza as a teenager, my friends taking advantage of the theater being in the mall and sneaking in taco bell and wendys, my other friend sneaking chipotle in, my mom teaching me how to effectively utilize carrying a purse to better sneak food in, and of course the time my friends and i stopped at the grocery store before going to the drive-in theater and absolutely loading the car up with snacks and drinks in about every out of sight spot we could.
(also bold words from that kid calling himself the master when he didn't even utilize the 2 best weapons in sneaking candy in: a deep purse, and cargo pants)
Surprised the chat didn't ask if "pstd" counted as a ps4 tbh
Kids usually get the discount when their 12 and under so he should still get the discount, and no movie theater would ever freak out over someone sneaking in snacks
Blowing all his college fund on crypto is way worse than buying a Charizard. The Charizard has guaranteed value.
And is sick as hell
I’ve only been stopped for bringing concessions into the theatre, and I’ve brought in a sushi dinner, and once, fish and chips. I’ve legitimately brought in groceries. And fall decorations.
(And yes, I ate my dinner before the movie started)
I brought chicken and chips into a theatre once and no one cared lmao
I once went to the movies with a friend and we literally snuck in a whole McDonald’s meal. I’m talking nuggets, fries, burgers, drinks AND dessert. We literally reeked of McDonald’s (which btw was exactly across the movie theatre) and still got to enjoy our movie with no problems. It’s in my top 10 core memories for sure
LMAO
I can't believe they missed the opportunity to say "if you were really dhar man fans, you'd know what happens in the dark..."
Im so glad this channel is posting again, jarvis literally is so funny i could watch him talk for hours ☺️
YESS ROCK THAT ABED PFP
Honestly Jarvis, regardless how much you make fun of his vids, you should contact Dhar Mann and ask to be in a video and don’t tell any of us and then do a bingo stream the day it’s uploaded so everyone freaks out when they see you!
That would be so funny
This video (the dharrman one) is like a social anxiety nightmare, you’re just constantly on the edge of getting caught for something small but everyone is making a huge deal of it.
"Thanks everybody for coming out"
You're welcome Jarvis 🏳️🌈
No problem Jarvis 🏳️⚧️
Guys, buckle up, this is the beginning of a new era - I think Dhar Mann is just trying to get a slice of the sweet sweet pie of Troom Troom and sneaking food literally everyhere
lmao as someone who's family regularly snuck food into theatres the secret is to literally just have a bag. Like we just all smuggled shit in through my mom's purse.
But what if it's just guys going to the movie with no purses? Haha
@@Freya_Blue I always have a jacket with huge internal pockets. It's even better in the winter when I have my huge Costco-brand winter coat with pockets big enough to hold a book. If it's summer just tie the jacket around your waist after stuffing the pockets. Also, cargo shorts. (I'm a girl but I don't carry a purse because they're annoying lol)
The lesson isn’t “Whatever happens in the dark will always come to light,” it’s “Don’t try to cheat, some famous celebrity might swoop in and bend the rules in your place.”
What theatre has a ticket guy at the door? Bruh I just walk into my theatre buy a ticket and go see like 3 different movies, nobody cares
I sadly know of a "fancy" (aka even more overpriced) one that's like that where the front entrance has 2 people and each door has 1 person :/
Only went there cause it was the only place showing Promare and Studio Ghibli Fest, I hope I never have to go back lol.
that can be a fun thing to do too, lol
i like Jarvis getting peer pressured by chat and feigning shock over Dhar Mann bringing dots but then immediately confessing that he actually fucks with dots
if the older brother was really a Dhar Mann fan he would KNOW what happens in the dark comes to light lol
I love the idea of a ticket booth worker treating their job like it's Papers, Please.
Wait why is that movie theater guy making me actually MAD?
'Cause managers who let such a tiny amount of power go to their head are insufferable
The manager? I actually thought he was pretty chill and tried to be cool. Like he did not believe that fake beard was real for even a moment, nor did he believe that kid was 6. But he was like, just give them the discounts. That was cool of him not to make a big deal out of it. But they were just being wacky by the end, suckling on that fake baby head.
Suckling on that fake baby head is THE weirdest thing I've ever typed.
LMAO THIS IS SOME RODRICK/GREG BEHAVIOUR 😭
Dhar Mann: makes video about not to sneak candy into movies
Also Dhar Mann: Casually promotes video about stealing candy
Logic 100
How long until Dhar Dhar Binks is pulling in people like Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, and Oscar Isaac for Star Wars life lessons
Are we not gonna talk about the theater employee trying to give his resume to the photographer LOL
timestamp?
What
@@sofastuffing 21:12 it was subtle lol
TBH, while I never worked at a theatre I did work as a manager for a time, and if there were two kids that desperate to just get candy (especially if it was one of their birthdays) I'd have just rolled with it. No need to be a hardass all the time, especially if letting them get away with it would make everything way easier in the long run.
Also whoever designed the entire movie theatre process must have never been to a movie in their life. Its like someome explained the movie theater to aliens and then the aliens explained it back to dhar mann. "Yeahh uhh theres this big 3 panel stand with lights and uhh... theres at least 2 employees. Theres a giant red curtain up on stage.... for a video movie. Yeah thats right. Oh and the audience is all on the same level... and the concessions stand looks like an absolutely different aesthetic."
When was the last time Dhar Mann went to a theater? No one cares if you bring in candy. A lot of theaters I've gone to let me bring in Starbucks or things like ice cream. It's really not a big deal.
I mean in some places they tell you to not to but like once you’re in I don’t think they do anything and I’ve heard in some countries they’re strict about it
You can tell this was written by a millionaire "entrepreneur" who never worked real jobs because people sneaking candy into theaters is something that CEOs care about a lot and minimum wage employees do not give a fuck about.
a drop in their bucket, and not worth my damn time.
Wow I really can’t believe that Jarvis is getting all of these cameos in dhar Mann videos :0 (also for anyone wondering, they can ask for ID or veteran cards)
I’ve never yelled time skip so many times omg that was so frustrating
he put his whole jarvussy into this one
I can't imagine why anyone would ever think this but it's great
Thanks for the comment! I never want to read the word "jarvussy" ever again
Bussy Gamer is that you?
😂 "Are you trying to sneak food into the movie theater?"
What? No.. the theft.. the theft
I looked this up awhile ago, for a debate with my dad. In most movie theaters, they allow you to take in outside food or drink. Individual theaters have different rules about it. It became a big thing that you couldn’t bring in food, but if you just look online, you’ll find most theaters don’t care or they actually say you can. Unfortunately the theater nearest to me is one of the many that won’t allow it
I work at a movie theater and do concessions, technically you aren’t supposed to bring outside food but as long as you get it past box office we don’t care.
Yeah I went to one with my friend and they told us we had to throw out our Starbucks
god i miss the cheap theater we used to have in this area. it was one of those ones that shows movies that already made their way through mainstream theater release, so they were a few months or so behind. friend & i once bought some snacks from the nearby dollar store and the staff didn't check our bags. hell, they didn't even check our ages - neither of us were 17 yet and they let us into an R-rated movie (the men who stare at goats). we ended up being the only two people in that particular showing, it was great. real bummer, though, it got shut down bc the roof of the place was sagging and they just never brought it back after repairs were through.
I once walked in a movie theater with a butterfly on my finger, this was NYC so I barely got more than a shrug from the usher 🤣
what movie did y’all see? A Bug’s Life?
@@certifiedboghopper9622 😂 I think it was The Lunchbox, had Irrfan Khan, 97% on rotten tomatoes and 970% more enjoyable with my poor exhausted friend that needed a nap
TIL butterflies get into the movies for free, as they should.
“Some people are firemen, some people are fishermen, I’m a Dharman” 😂😂😂
Whatever happens in the dark will always come out in the light. However, Dhar Mann is the founder of morality, so he naturally gets free passes on this rule.
I'm so happy jarvis is back to pretending to be the actors, now just waiting for the one where he actually is the actor
i remember as a teenager i was feeling petty and didnt want my nephew killing another one of my new gaming consoles. my mother had invited me to a premiere of i think it was Toby McGuire's spiderman and i ended up packing my ps2 in my backpack taking it with me. looking back i should have just taken the wires but i was a kid. And before anyone ask i didnt have a room to myself at the time and even if i did my parents were on a "no locking doors in my house" kick and my father would give my nephew everything bc he was the "first grandchild" yes i was bitter yes i still have resentment and no, they didnt care that i was walking around with a ps2 in my rucksack
I. a light skin empath. Also have people ask if every light skin male is me.
I aspire to one day have the confidence of this kid saying "this hunk thing? ain't gonna pass for six"
I don't think I've ever been as confident as he was in that moment
22:13 - Okay, my beard is fake. I lost it in the war.
jfc, can you imagine a feature length dhar mann movie? i'm not sure if that would be amazing or rot my brain to death before the half-way point.
If Dhar Mann were going to do an in-person appearance, surely he'd want to advertise it to get hyped up. Imagine if he were to do something like this but nobody showed up because they weren't advertising it
So in conclusion, it's perfectly fine to gaslight, manipulate and talk back to your parents in the Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe. But sneaking candy into movies? That's way too far.
So glad you're posting on this channel again!! I was going through withdrawal, lol.
At this point, the phrase *what happens in the dark, will always come to light* is basically a Dhar Mann cliché.
Y’know, the video they advertise at the end kind of undermines there whole message. “What happens in the dark alway comes to light, except in this video you can check out right now!”
Does dhar man in a single video play the villain or even just someone vaguely bad? It’s like he thinks reality is however these are written and he can’t risk you having any associations with dhar besides him being the saintly idol too everyone. Too bad cuz him as the villain would be great.
The only RUclipsr in these life lessons stories I've seen play both good and bad characters is Luis from Life Lessons With Luis channel
Happy to let you know he’s the villain now.
Ok but the "girl finds out she's adopted" movie poster is genuinely hilarious
Also, who cares if you sneak candy in the movies, I don't know a single person who doesn't. And I don't know anyone who works at a theater who would care either. They don't get paid enough to deal with someone bringing a snickers bar. Dhar Dhar over here trying to make it seem like a war crime to not spend way too much money on overpriced movie theater snacks
The most unrealistic part of this is that the attendant would have bothered getting a manager, or that the manager would have cared. If someone is putting this much effort into it, no one is going to call it out, especially after they insist.
I love how the movie they are seeing is an actually dhar mann video that is feature length long.
I literally work at a movie theater, no one gives 2 craps if you sneak food in. in fact we encourage it, the prices for food are so expensive
After they paid for the tickets he got $6 in change. So, why didn’t he just buy the tickets at full price..? I’m sure making at least one of the tickets full price would cost less than $6 more. If he was worried about buying concessions, it’s most definitely not that big of a deal to take snacks to the theater. As long as you’re not bringing in whole meals no one is gonna confront you about it.
He was gonna be charged 10 extra for his so he couldn't afford that which makes the adult ticket $20.
@@princessofhell4639 Jeez I missed that, those prices are insane lol
@@-seth they are like wtf
Only once in my life have I witnessed a movie employee stopping someone from entering with their own snacks. I also happen to know they sued the movie theater afterwards because literally there's nothing wrong with bringing you snacks and apparently the theatre didn't have that "We reserve the right to refuse service bc we don't like your vibe in general and you sneaking snacks in particular"
From what I've read, while it’s not illegal to bring in outside snacks since there’s no federal, state, or city law against it, movie theaters are private businesses that can make their own rules. If they have an anti outside food policy then they can ask a moviegoer to throw out the food; if customers refuse, the theater can legally kick them out for breaking policy.
Dharman:What happens in the dark always come to light.
Also Dharman:yeah the kids lie of being 6 is still a secret.
Girl finds out she's adopted, instantly regrets it
to answer the question asked by Jarvis in the video, I found dots in Wal-wart, out in the Rio vista area. they sell them in three sizes, the fun sized ones are the ones that end up in snack boxes, the slightly larger ones are given out around holidays, like the one coming up and the biggest ones are often found at parties, like Christmas or random family events.
I love watching Dharvis Manson.. uh I mean Jarvis Johnsons videos in the background
i just binge watched all of these while grinding in Genshin Impact, thank you for the entertainment
whats tripping me out is the guy who plays the manager in this video sounds like one of my managers and i work at a movie theater
Theaters don't exactly search your bags or anything. Sneaking stuff in is pretty easy...heck, I've seen people flat out carry stuff in plain sight and not get called out on it. Heck, even in the vid's over the top comedy exaggeration, the manager was still letting them get away with some pretty transparent lies. That little morality play fails to deliver its message though...The message I saw was "don't be greedy". People kept cutting the big brother breaks: college tuition $ from the parents, his little brother agreeing to keep the stupidity secret and to settle for less than he was promised, and the manager letting him get away with transparent lies. He kept misusing generosity and trying to take more, only to finally get cut off as everyone ran out of patience.
the girl is adopted poster is also funny bc it looks exactly like girl interrupted too
As much as I don't like Dhar Mann videos, I love the actors and actresses in them. They seem to have an absolute blast during filming.
This video is just an actual comedy sketch and I’m losing it
Men should just normalize wearing purses so they can sneak food into the movie theater and stop like… shoving food? Into their clothes? Life dude, there’s an easy out
He’s right, I don’t know the difference between a 6yo and 12yo unless they’re next to each other
love this series
I'm so glad dharr bingo is back! I love these videos
I’m surprised that isn’t the most replayed part 2:05
Jarvis, I just want to let you know, I watch you while while I eat, and while I clean. Thow art mine only reason I take care of mine self. Cause I'm mentally decaying and need constant stimulation to to anything because life. Anywho! Thanks a bunch :D
Movie theatres literally dont care if you don't bring outside food in tho. The other day I went to the movies and brought in a Burger, fries, and drink and didn't even hide it and they didn't care lol
The fact you didn’t call time skip is so frustrating. It said “10 minutes later” on the screen
So because it's his movie he gets to bring snacks in a backpack 😮 isn't that unfair 😮
They just left the kid. Why didn't they go back in.
But okay so in one of Tyler Perry's old plays he centers it around the dark light phrase and I'd like to see a crossover episode.
i once snuck a whole box of popcorn chicken under my jacket into a movie theater. I was in the 3rd grade.
Why are there only like 6 rows of seats at the world premiere of the Dhar Mann movie
I'm just shocked he thought this half grown man would ever pass for a six year old
Soooo... Does this mean Dhar Mann is anti-crypto? Because we love to see it 😌
this uploaded right as i was about to start drawing so now i have some nice background noise ! thanks jarvis