There's a trio of Italian comedians that made an entire sketch with these. Here are some highlights: I'll play a song on your spinal column. I'll break your fingers and play Mikado with them. I'll rip off your femur and play cricket with your kneecap. I'll take off your dentures and turn them into maracas.
I actually have a thing I could add to that list of unsettling threats. "I'm going to find you and kill you and harvest your eyes for sups." An actual threat given to me over a game of werewolf online by some guy for no apparent reason.
An unsettling quote I use is "I'll bite your kneecaps off", and in specific cases, when someone has braces I'll say "I'll rip your teeth off like opening a zipper"
Front of knees - fine. Back of knees - instant meltdown freakout accidental grievous bodily harm mild seizure. You do NOT want to mess around with the back of my knees.
Lexy: speeding out of a rocket launcher. Jack: getting obliterated by Lexi rocketing through the wall. Robin: (taking a sip of coffee) just another day in the office.
Fun fact: The guy who discovered the element Phosphorus (which glows in the dark) did so when he tried to make the philosopher’s stone by heating and distilling urine.
I love joe Lexi can randomly come out in a video like: “Hey, Lexi’s a girl?” “Yeah she’s trans” “Oh okay thanks” I wish I could do that, I don’t even know who I am, I honestly look up to you so much Lexi ❤️🏳️🌈
I feel like I relate to Lexi to much especially with “wholesome until threatened” part and the “she’s trans” part because ppl think I’m female when I am just a peaceful non-binary, so I am basically a non-binary version of Lexi that was born female and is Hispanic and probably Native American or African
I got really nervous about coming out as trans to my family and I watch these videos to calm myself down when I’m nervous because they make me laugh. After watching enough I got the courage to come out to my parents as a trans female, and they support me. Anyways enough about this rant and I love your videos and they make me laugh and calm down when I’m nervous and/or stressed.
For you and every transgender person who reads this, congratulations! I know how hard it is to come out as being part of the lgbtq+ community! If you’re still waiting to find the moment to come out, it will be okay! Even if your family doesn’t support you, you’ll always fine at least one person who does!
Dear Lexi, how do you have the courage to just casually come out in a video? -Love, a closeted enby who's sitting in their closet, crying because it's really hot and they keep misgendering themselves in their brain.
Hey, it's okay. Your gender, though you misgenderd yourself, you gave all of your life to decide what to call yourself! And the right people WILL gender you as you want them to
I kind of gave up trying to figure out what gender I identify as and I am happily genderfluid because it’s what I’m most comfortable with. You didn’t come here for me though. There are certain things that you just need to jump into, or you won’t be able to do it at all. Kind of like when you go onto a roller coaster for the first time terrified, and then realize it wasn’t too bad. It takes a lot to become comfortable enough to come out to ANYONE. I believe you’ll be able to find you comfortable spot with yourself and anyone else. I believe in you, fellow internet dweller! :)
@@kammothy542 I'm genderfluid, but I don't have many masc clothes because no one really buys me any and I can't really buy any myself. Plus I feel like I don't look good it most masc clothing and it makes me real sad.
10:09 this worst part about this for me is the thought that the person biting is probably doing it with considerable force or is using teeth, because without that they would probably just slip. Also, for the one before that: "I am going to stick you in a room with a singular, immortal, mosquito."
Day 101 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason Edit : for everyone asking why, read it. *FOR NO REASON!* (also it doesn't even have to be long just like two minutes at the end of the video or something like that) This has been a commitment because of quarantine boredom, why do I even feel scared to do this because of everyone telling me to stop, that it is boring, I am lying, ECT. I have been doing this for 101 days now with help of others like neo ness. So please stop making me feel like this is just a waste of time and commitment...
18:57 I had a cursed thought about pink brownies, but hear me out: if you make pink brownies at the right temperature so they are moist, you could mood them into body parts, serve them at parties, and tell your guests that they are brownies made of fruit and human flesh
I love how unapologetic Lexi/Lexy is (not sure what spelling) trans and proud, you go girl. I like seeing people I like watching being so comfortable with themselves. It makes me feel more comfortable watching here since I’m a pansexual man. Epic gay moment. 🏳️🌈
“What in the locness spaghetti noodle dog is this” is easily one of my favorite alternatives to WTAF. “What In the name of Jibber’s left kidney” is a very close second.
The fact that Hetalia was included in this episode of TIHI makes me laugh but also cry because now I'm sure I'll never get out of this Cursed fandom XD
I’m the same, totally pass but don’t change my voice because I don’t get too much dysphoria from it and I only change things for me not to fit other people’s expectations. It’s does out me and it does turn heads but I’m far too fabulous to be mistaken for a cis person anyways hehe 😉
Why is Lexi such a Trans Name? I only know 2 transwomen named Lexi (independendly chosen Name by them), but no one else. Is this an " I'm named Alex, but Alexandra sounds not cute enough so I call myself Lexi" thing? No offense, just curious...
Game World lexi is a girl, born male. Trans Girl = MTF (Male to female) She/Her Trans Boy = FTM (Female to male) he/him So they use their current gender when referred to as trans, because they dont want to be labeled as their assigned sex. I hope that helps
10:08 Some of my personal favorites I will make you look like a Van Gogh painting The doctor won't be able to tell your skull from your shin I will make the devil weep from your pain I will turn you into a stew
"WHAT IN THE LOCK NESS SPAGHETTIW NOODLE DOG IS THIS??" "I am not currency, I am ammunition" "Wha- wu- WHY ARE THERE DENTURES IN THE CAKE??" A list of my favriot Lexi quotes this episode.
As for the hedgehog cake, that's all sweets, cursed to look at for sure but will probably taste okay. Both the dentures and the rest of the ensemble are candy/cookies. The dentures are a kinda joke sweet, fun for kids when they use them terrifying on cakes.
This might sound silly, but hearing you say "Whats up sexy" really brings a smile to my face. I have BDD and have serious body confidence issues. So hearing you say that really means alot to me.
also- Lexi is my favorite person and makes me so happy. as a trans (nonbinary) person it feels so good to have an openly trans woman on a channel i absolutely love and she makes me happy all the time
Whenever I make minute ramen, what I like to do is is slurp up the noodles, and when about 90 percent of the noodle is in my throat what I like to do is pull the noodle out of my throat and feel the noodle sliding up my throat. And then I repeat. I don’t know why I do it, I guess it just feels good
One of my favorites: “*I will french braid your nervous system*”
Lalalalala
Laalalala
"I Will force feed you dorito ships verticly"
@@bucketsareunderrated7258 oh jeez
@@1SKRAAC1D or "i Will eat your vocal chords"
Unsetteling quotes: "I'll turn your lungs to a bee nest"
person: delicious honey you have there, where did you get it?
Me: from the lungs of my enemies
Unsettling quotes: when you wake up you’ll see used fresh bloody pads next to you when you wake up every morning >:)
I’ll turn your bee nest to lungs
@@Nitroglycerinconsumer free lungs
There's a trio of Italian comedians that made an entire sketch with these. Here are some highlights:
I'll play a song on your spinal column.
I'll break your fingers and play Mikado with them.
I'll rip off your femur and play cricket with your kneecap.
I'll take off your dentures and turn them into maracas.
Unsettling quote: "I will stub your nose"
you have the pfp of bananarama
that comment bot a long time ago
Violent boop
@@cumunist2120 I’ve seen you somewhere
No thank you 😊💝
“I will turn your eyeballs inside-out
“I’m not currency, I’m an ammunition!”
Relatable Lexi, relatable.
i wish i'd be currency
Wait no... that’s.... probably not good
*Coin gun from terraria intensifies*
i would be those bullits thay have uwu writin on them
No, imma pan you susposter :/
Lexy: HI SEXYS IM LEXY
ME: wait, am I sexy?
Maybe I am, sexy
Always have been!
no this is awatara saka wira aji
Sloxy
No. Don't give me hope
Unsettling threat: "I will clean your ears, with a fork"
I will clean your fork with ears
Yes
Unsettling threat: I will come to your house, and I will drink water.
my personal favorite: "you've mama'd your last joe"
F
Respect
Unsettling quote: "I will sneak hair between your skin layers"
I physically cringed 👁👄👁💧
I will sneak skin layers between your hair
@@Nitroglycerinconsumer you mean, scurf?
You look so beautiful when you are sleeping.
@@mattyhalsall2820 nah, that's kind
I actually have a thing I could add to that list of unsettling threats. "I'm going to find you and kill you and harvest your eyes for sups." An actual threat given to me over a game of werewolf online by some guy for no apparent reason.
I WILL BOIL YOUR SKELETON
@@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 what the hell?
@@Sar0429 Cryptic threat I once used on my cousin
I will scooter your ankles
"Human, I shall consume your liver."
I once randomly texted that to my partner, in the middle of the night. For no reason.
Unsettling quotes: “I will make your dna strand look like a sine wave.”
“I’ll steal the iron from your blood.”
As a person with Thalassemia (anemia) I feel the last quote on a personal level
Oh these are psychotic
Magneto is coming for you
"I will fill your lungs with nut"
I wonder.... could you take the iron out of someones blood and make a sword out of it? 🤔🤔
“I will tickle your ear sockets”
Thats the only unsettling one I got
I will split your cells
is also one
I will roast your fingernails
Don’t threaten me with a good tine
I will have your eyes trade spots.
Oh god-
Lexi: what’s up sexy?
Me:😊
Me remembering Lexi is legally blind:☹️
its okay I have a screen magnifier
TheLexikitty Ok I was worried too
TheLexikitty oh ur here :>
@@TheLexikitty you are awesome just going to say that
@@TheLexikitty why did they choose to torture you
“While you sleep I will replace your spleen with a bagpipe”
I’m really proud of this one
"I will fill your lungs with cement"
Unsettling insults? One of my personal favourites is one I used in 6th grade.
“I will turn you intestines into out-testines”
It was on 69 likes earlier, but I liked it.
Gonna write this one down and use it when the time is right, which might be never, *or it could be my next session of Among Us with my friends*
I will toast all your ligaments
@@depsydawn9206 you are a villain, but a hero nonetheless. Because of your evil doings, I could like the comment.
"I will fill your kidneys with stones"
The title really caught my attention.
O
Same
Yup
fish chomp dog
nom nom nom
An unsettling quote I use is "I'll bite your kneecaps off", and in specific cases, when someone has braces I'll say "I'll rip your teeth off like opening a zipper"
"I shall pierce your esophagus" Is definitely a unsettling insult, or you can just read the bit life fight descriptions.
What is your opinion of “I’ll boil your knees?”
"He blasted a chunk of your brain!"
*still lives
@@classiccannon1417 I hate that image so much
My friend Rachael hates people touching her knees in any way, so the “I will squeeze your kneecaps” threat is just a normal horrifying threat to her
It’s so uncomfortable when squeezed in a certain way. I hate it.
dude my freinds sometimes are mean but in a nice way to me and i lightly squeeze their kneecaps and they freak out
I felt that comment.
As someone with Psoriatic Arthritis, that would be a high level threat for me.
Front of knees - fine.
Back of knees - instant meltdown freakout accidental grievous bodily harm mild seizure. You do NOT want to mess around with the back of my knees.
"What in the name of Jibber's Crab left kidney is this?!"
Lexi 2020.
The moment that lexi sad that i read youre comments
Jibbers Crabst; it's a reference to The Oatmeal.
Did people serious not know that Lexi is trans?
As a closeted (to my parents anyway) transbian (transgender [MtF] lesbian). she is my personal hero!
no
@Your Stalker pear
I didn't but I figured it out eventually. It's pretty neat!
@@darksentinel082 gooba smooba
I had no idea, but all the love and support for her.
Lexi's voice gives me serotonin- the way she speaks makes me so happy
Ikr every time I'm watching an EmKay video and I'm not expecting Lexi's voice to come on and it does I get really happy.
I thought Lexi was a boy
he*
@@DBrown5533 Nope she's a trans woman.
@@lordhellsoul3480 Oh we got another transphobic one okay.
Unsettling quote “ I will turn your knee caps into teeth
i will turn your teeth into kneecaps
👏🏽👏🏽
*I’M GOING TO TASTE YOUR LUNGS.*
Unsettling threat: "I'm outside your window. Don't turn around, it'll only make things worse...."
Hell no, to the no no noo
I looked out of the window.. there's a tree there.. Are you a tree?
When Lexi said,"I'm not a currency, I'm an ammunition", it made me terrified imagining what she really meant by that 😐
*Loads myself into a cannon*
@@vyliad as you do.
Now I'm thinking about the time a friend of mine chased a homophobic kid around a cruise ship yelling "I'll give you the Gay Germs!"
Cannon time
Lexy: speeding out of a rocket launcher.
Jack: getting obliterated by Lexi rocketing through the wall.
Robin: (taking a sip of coffee) just another day in the office.
Unsettling quote: "I will make your urin into glow in a dark"
Fun fact: The guy who discovered the element Phosphorus (which glows in the dark) did so when he tried to make the philosopher’s stone by heating and distilling urine.
Bro, this is just cool. Not scary
So if u drink phosphorus u get free phosphorus??. I guess
Need to try it
So I can get my money
Back
I- how tf….
The sentence “what’s up sexy I’m lexi” is probably the best thing I’ve heard today
excellence
Oh yeah,well here's the next best thing you'll hear:
Avocado
Not if you're in prison.
@@TheLexikitty Your videos literally make me so happy please never stop brightening our lives :D
ruclips.net/video/5LSIoYAsm-0/видео.html🐶
I love joe Lexi can randomly come out in a video like:
“Hey, Lexi’s a girl?”
“Yeah she’s trans”
“Oh okay thanks”
I wish I could do that, I don’t even know who I am, I honestly look up to you so much Lexi ❤️🏳️🌈
It doesn't matter who you are, it just matters what you do with it. Or something.
William Cheesewright wait ur actually gay?
i hope you one day you find your true self, go for it baby! 💖
My info Is gone why do you seem so surprised lol. Im a gay girl
@William Cheesewright same on another level
I feel like I relate to Lexi to much especially with “wholesome until threatened” part and the “she’s trans” part because ppl think I’m female when I am just a peaceful non-binary, so I am basically a non-binary version of Lexi that was born female and is Hispanic and probably Native American or African
"Strawberry brownies"
If brownies are not brown, are they still brownies? Would these not be *PINKIES?*
r/technicallythetruth
@@queenrayne1338 r/ihavereddit
N O
@@jwilly772 you're LITTERALLY on a video about reddit posts.
@@Anterr_ yeah but I don’t have Reddit
10:08 "I will use your blood as ink in the printer"
Oooo nice.
*Wait, its all melted food?*
Always has been
*gun shot*
Finally cheap printer ink
any time lexi is a host i always sync myself with her intro
"That was a bag of glow stick connectors" I love how Lexi just has a bag of glow stick connectors on her desk
I got really nervous about coming out as trans to my family and I watch these videos to calm myself down when I’m nervous because they make me laugh.
After watching enough I got the courage to come out to my parents as a trans female, and they support me.
Anyways enough about this rant and I love your videos and they make me laugh and calm down when I’m nervous and/or stressed.
For you and every transgender person who reads this, congratulations! I know how hard it is to come out as being part of the lgbtq+ community! If you’re still waiting to find the moment to come out, it will be okay! Even if your family doesn’t support you, you’ll always fine at least one person who does!
I’m glad it went well! Here’s to you! 🍾
@Soul Reaper thanks! have a cookie! 🍪
congrats mate ^^
That's amazing
" I'm going to rearrange your atoms and turn you into a goldfish" is one of my favorites
Every time Lexi says "What's up sexy, i'm Lexi", it really boost my self esteem. Thank you.
I can hear Michael Jackson saying: TEE HEE, time to erase this post
Why is Michael Jackson looks like Prince
@Random Robloxian what do you mean
Everyone sub to comment cat
@@mysticalpotatoe3258 what
Ryan Higa moment
My friend tells me, "I'm going to braid your nervous system."
Dear Lexi,
how do you have the courage to just casually come out in a video?
-Love, a closeted enby who's sitting in their closet, crying because it's really hot and they keep misgendering themselves in their brain.
Hey, it's okay. Your gender, though you misgenderd yourself, you gave all of your life to decide what to call yourself! And the right people WILL gender you as you want them to
I keep misgendering myself too! I keep saying she instead of he/they/it!
RIP
I kind of gave up trying to figure out what gender I identify as and I am happily genderfluid because it’s what I’m most comfortable with.
You didn’t come here for me though. There are certain things that you just need to jump into, or you won’t be able to do it at all. Kind of like when you go onto a roller coaster for the first time terrified, and then realize it wasn’t too bad.
It takes a lot to become comfortable enough to come out to ANYONE. I believe you’ll be able to find you comfortable spot with yourself and anyone else.
I believe in you, fellow internet dweller! :)
@@kammothy542 I'm genderfluid, but I don't have many masc clothes because no one really buys me any and I can't really buy any myself. Plus I feel like I don't look good it most masc clothing and it makes me real sad.
unsettling threats : "i will eat your veins like spaghetti"
It's also downright horrible!
"I will gently nibble on your ballsack" is a good one
10:09 this worst part about this for me is the thought that the person biting is probably doing it with considerable force or is using teeth, because without that they would probably just slip. Also, for the one before that: "I am going to stick you in a room with a singular, immortal, mosquito."
0:54
It is a very rare species called “long questionable dragon noodle dog”
Its the only one of its kind. *what a shame.*
ah yes. long dragodog
Oh my God I didn't know lexi was trans, I always got the vibes but I just thought she was gay. Either way lexi is my favorite
always has been
I thought Lexi was a he....😬
Well she is a lesbian so you weren't entirely wrong in your original assessment
@@genesis2398 wait what-Lexis a she?????
@@littlelilax1173 best improvised meme
“Oh dear god somebody crossed an ent with a Sephora” 🤣
How people pronounce it: r/thanks I hate it
How do I pronounce it: R slash *TEE HEE*
Me : Erre eslash Tai Jiti
Gabriel Quezada a lot of people pronounce it like that, you aint special
r/TEE HEE
Why even ask how do you pronounce it if your gonna answer it right after smh
Me: Ar danke ich hasse es
Day 101 of recommending
r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason
Edit : for everyone asking why, read it. *FOR NO REASON!* (also it doesn't even have to be long just like two minutes at the end of the video or something like that) This has been a commitment because of quarantine boredom, why do I even feel scared to do this because of everyone telling me to stop, that it is boring, I am lying, ECT. I have been doing this for 101 days now with help of others like neo ness. So please stop making me feel like this is just a waste of time and commitment...
Stop it
My god u wasn't kidding
@@einvious why tho he's just recommending bread stapled to trees
But it’s BREAD staples to TREES. They HAVE to review it.
YES I WILL HELP
"I am not currency, I am ammunition." I shouldn't have, but I laughed pretty hard over that.
Me finding out lexy is trans: me: ULTIMATE POGGERS
@Aaliyah Echevarria pog means awsome
In mother Russia, humans don't hate spider. Humans IS Spider.
No. Spider stomp humans.
A giant enemy spider
Nice
no thats in Australia
18:57 I had a cursed thought about pink brownies, but hear me out: if you make pink brownies at the right temperature so they are moist, you could mood them into body parts, serve them at parties, and tell your guests that they are brownies made of fruit and human flesh
The hand in the stages of decay is actually pretty cool bc that took some damn good embroidery skills. Mad props to whomever did that
hearing "What's up, sexi? I'm Lexi!" actually makes me feel kinda nice about myself
I make happy sounds
One of my favorite opening lines
Ikr
This is why she's my fav
“I am not currency I’m ammunition” I’m dying
I love how unapologetic Lexi/Lexy is (not sure what spelling) trans and proud, you go girl. I like seeing people I like watching being so comfortable with themselves. It makes me feel more comfortable watching here since I’m a pansexual man. Epic gay moment. 🏳️🌈
ITS LEXI AND THANK YOU
@@TheLexikitty Lexi! Ello.
TheLexikitty omg the goddess
Goddess of thine all
TheLexikitty yoooo, you be you! I love how funny you were in this vid lmao. Spider goo.
Here’s an addition to ur unsettling threats:
I’m going to eat your spine like spaghetti
S L O R P
Why not like a pez dispenser?
Mhm.... Organs...
@@marshmallowalien298 well then it would take longer to prepare
“What in the locness spaghetti noodle dog is this” is easily one of my favorite alternatives to WTAF. “What In the name of Jibber’s left kidney” is a very close second.
This is basically r/cursedcomments + r/madlads
The Taylor’s which makes r/tihi
Also r/cursed images
" I will invert your ribcage "
Might be just me but- I felt my ribcage begin to invert itself for a moment.
Lexi's sass makes this subreddit WAY more bearable (She's adorable)
I like that Lexi has a pot of glow stick connectors. I wonder what she is up to with them.
We break glow sticks for every person that subs on my Twitch stream, so the connectors are kinda everywhere, bahahah.
@@TheLexikitty instant sub.
Spider-man: hero not terrifying at all
Spider-man thing: WTF, even Satan would be flipping out over that s**t!!!!
"I thought lexi was wholesome"
"She is! ꒤ꋊ꓄꒐꒒ ꓄ꁝꋪꏂꋬ꓄ꏂꋊꏂ꒯"
"Wait lexi is a girl?"
"Yes! She's trans"
"Oh okay thanks"
everybody gangsta till little kids drawing come to life
The fact that Hetalia was included in this episode of TIHI makes me laugh but also cry because now I'm sure I'll never get out of this Cursed fandom XD
IKR. Every time I see that dumb meme I shed a tear because of how much it hurts me haha.
@@forrestfox6054 It's so dumb and was so sudden, I started laughing XD
Sina Rödl I just sighed quietly. I saw that meme before but I didn’t realize it was Hetalia until about a month ago.
@@forrestfox6054 It's the glasses and America's ahoge. When I saw that, I instantly knew and had to laugh XD
Sina Rödl I know! I just looked at the picture for a second, and the I basically screamed lol
1:07
That is a leach like, jawless, parasitic, fresh water or saltwater fish the dines on the blood of larger fish, called the lamprey.
Jesse Vires scary
Fun Fact: with the amount of nutella bought every year, you can cover the great wall of China 3 times
How long would it take to lick it all off
jesus
Why would you say this
That would just be wasteage of Nutella so let it just cover our stomach 😊
Its good to know tho
How many tongues would it take, I need answers
Every time I hear 'hey sexy, I'm lexi!' it boosts my self confidence
“I’ll breath using your lungs”
Lexi: what’s up sexy I’m Lexi
Me: impossible
Neat to see a trans woman so comfortable with her voice.
We Stan Her c: ♥️
She is so pretty in irl if you look up lexikitty I think that’s Lexi Twitter acc she looks so pretty
I’m the same, totally pass but don’t change my voice because I don’t get too much dysphoria from it and I only change things for me not to fit other people’s expectations. It’s does out me and it does turn heads but I’m far too fabulous to be mistaken for a cis person anyways hehe 😉
Lexi: I did not want to see a furry dragon!
The never ending story: Ok we'll just- take this guy back- out of your sights-
When you realise Lexi is trans, I have a new favourite youtuber.
Not because of the fantastic jokes?
I mean lexi is my favourite even before she came out
She calls me sexy 🥰🥰🥰
Why is Lexi such a Trans Name? I only know 2 transwomen named Lexi (independendly chosen Name by them), but no one else. Is this an " I'm named Alex, but Alexandra sounds not cute enough so I call myself Lexi" thing?
No offense, just curious...
You only like the fact they're trans? What?? Wym??
@@inactive9862 she is the first trans youtuber I've ever heard of but I do also like her jokes
*Petition to make Lexi say ‘What’s up shrexy, I’m Lexi!’*
Unsettling quote:
I find it calming to pull out human tendons like a crab leg, too bad that they're alive.
Never knew Lexi was a trans girl, cool fact
I did not either
Wait so what her- his- its first gender?
Game World I think Lexi was originally a guy but became a girl but I’m not sure.
Game World lexi is a girl, born male.
Trans Girl = MTF (Male to female) She/Her
Trans Boy = FTM (Female to male) he/him
So they use their current gender when referred to as trans, because they dont want to be labeled as their assigned sex. I hope that helps
15:39 I swear to god, this is traumatizing to every single person who has/is in the Hetalia fandom-
I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT
8:00 thx for clarifying. I was a little puzzled. I haven't spent much time around trans people so I don't think I picked up on the clues.
Lexy's voice is always soothing me even though the video is cursed
Rage Zero Gaming Lorenzo yeah she really makes my day :)
Bob Teh um no Lexi is a she
@Bob Teh no Lexi is a she, Stop being transphobic.
Ikrrr
Bob Teh she*
10:08
Some of my personal favorites
I will make you look like a Van Gogh painting
The doctor won't be able to tell your skull from your shin
I will make the devil weep from your pain
I will turn you into a stew
Mm human stew my favorite :)
@@darkwolf4049 I will make you shit a bowling ball
I will pluck your body hair with my teeth!
i found a unsetting threat "I will take your lungs and fill them with kittens."
5:37
"how many legs does snow white have"
Plot twist: *That's not a leg*
Uh oh i think i know what that is....
STOP
15:25
Pov: you say the spaghettis bad
"WHAT IN THE LOCK NESS SPAGHETTIW NOODLE DOG IS THIS??"
"I am not currency, I am ammunition"
"Wha- wu- WHY ARE THERE DENTURES IN THE CAKE??"
A list of my favriot Lexi quotes this episode.
2:08 - Oh my god, what the hell is that?
A spider
This subreddit in a nutshell
Spider Man
Spider Man, Spider Man, scares whoever a spider can
It’s a puppy :)
"I approve muchly" - Lexikitty, 2020
9:57 the way Lexi said it makes me shed a happy tear
1:34 the invisible man is having a good time
As for the hedgehog cake, that's all sweets, cursed to look at for sure but will probably taste okay.
Both the dentures and the rest of the ensemble are candy/cookies.
The dentures are a kinda joke sweet, fun for kids when they use them terrifying on cakes.
Finally, some representation in meme reading culture
Love a fellow trans girl
3:43 he just chilling leave him alone
Let It Goo
Let it Goo
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*Mario Face With Elsa Body And Hair*
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"Bepis in the cow juice"
Gen Z humor at its finest.
0:52 this is long dog, the pet of long horse
insanely creative
Lomg dog is also interdimensional helpfull creature ???
Gabriel Quezada nah it just barks at its tail
Best friend to long cat
Don’t really know why, but Lexi is really my favorite. Who agrees? Robin and jack im so sorry!
Lexi is best girl
Yeah, she's the best
I like Lexi because I'm also a trans girl called lexi
@The flööfy möth what?
nah Robin's my favorite, I can't stand me.
I feel like lexi is the type of person to see a kid come out at pride and when the parents walk away she just adopts the kid.
This is Soo much Worst than.
BRUS LEE HEE
Rick AstLEE HEE
Hi I'm joe
@@einvious hi joe
Satriyo Wibisono Hi mark
@@slimytoilet7735 hi Slimy Toilet
Thanks guys you're all brilliant
This might sound silly, but hearing you say "Whats up sexy" really brings a smile to my face. I have BDD and have serious body confidence issues. So hearing you say that really means alot to me.
13:09 the most cursed part is that this actually exists and it called Soda Gembira and it's actually pretty good
Ahem
"I'll pour hand sanitizer into your eyes and I'll eat all your hair if you bully me ever again"
Edit: unless you're bald.
Lol that would probably make them bullying you more
I cried when reading this
also- Lexi is my favorite person and makes me so happy. as a trans (nonbinary) person it feels so good to have an openly trans woman on a channel i absolutely love and she makes me happy all the time
Hello fellow LGBT member
@@stpidstuff howdy!
@@bones2037 how are you?
@@stpidstuff im breathin! how are you?
@@bones2037 I'm good
10:00, this all sound like messages bitlife gives when you’ve been assaulted in the game
Whenever I make minute ramen, what I like to do is is slurp up the noodles, and when about 90 percent of the noodle is in my throat what I like to do is pull the noodle out of my throat and feel the noodle sliding up my throat. And then I repeat. I don’t know why I do it, I guess it just feels good
Why.... Just why.