18:06 yeah Jack, it's real This is "Zé Gotinha", the mascot of child vaccination campaigns here in Brazil and I still don't know what they thought while doing this kind of..."bizarre" design.
@@edenwittles6390 Zé Gotinha is the mascot for the campaign for the polio vaccine. It's supposed to encourage kids to take the drops (gotinhas) to prevent against polio.
Freya Dargis sorry Chief, but Gorgon from Fate/Grand Order is one of my waifus and she’s an absolute unit of snekky thiccness. Go look her up and you’ll see what I mean.
The screwdriver is showing that the screw has an electrical charge which is concerning because that would mean someone screwed it into the power points electrical cables so touching the screw could shock you pretty badly.
7:48 electrician there, this photo signifies, that the screw is live, propably europe (european outlets) so this screw has constant 230V on it, probably someone drove this screw and hit the live cable
Twitter: "Do you think Medusa's pubes were snakes?" Me: If Medusa grew armpit hair would their be snakes in her pits? Emkay: " I discarded my brain months ago to avoid asking questions like that." Me: What if she grew chest hair? - Jesus has left the chat - ... Good thing I'm a Hellenic Polytheist P.S. did you know the Ancient Greeks call the Egyptian god Thoth θωθ?
Well assuming every single strand of medusa's hair are snakes and her anatomy is the same as a normal human (aside from the snake hair); There will be tiny snakes along her respiratory system, especially in her nostrils
FUN FACT: 17:47 This is not made out of glass, that is an actual mouse. I cannot remember why it turned out like that, but from what I can remember on the original post/article, some worker found the mouse someplace that had chemicals or was toxic in some way, and that chemical had turned the flesh of the dead mouse see through. Super cool to look at, but Google was no help on finding the origin of this picture.
hippopottomonstrosesquippedaliophobi: a supersition fear of long words. the guy who named hippopottomostrosesquiepaddaliophobia: *see, pulled a sneaky on ya*
7:48 Yes, that kind of screwdriver is used for testing if something is electrically charged, hence the LED in it. what probably happened is that screw hit the power cables to to outlet, but why it's there is anyone's guess.
13:28 good news Jack! Those likely aren't from spiders, but from a type of caterpillar that cocoons it's food sources in silk to protect them from predators while they eat it!
The UFO thing brings back a core memory for me. As a little kid, I once asked my grandpa what a UFO is, and he told me it's an unidentified flying object. Naturally, my next question was if it could be a banana. He confirmed that it could, but that if you know it's a banana, then it's not unidentified and therefore not a UFO. My grandpa was so wise.
7:56 is just a multi-dimensional yikes shaking the whole multiverse and dissapointing every single electrician in existence. That is what it is. Basically, you don't wanna lick that screw.
12:20 all the things i noticed: Skull foam design in the coffee cup, pen lid is off despite not currently writing, the pepper shaker has a skeleton in it, eyeball on the "blind" mans plate, "blind" man reading a newspaper, bloody hand print on the window behind the "blind" man, 5 trooms?, the lighting on the ceiling looks off, face and tentacles underneath the glasses/dishes place, stuff is really sticking to the waitresses knife, the other waitress has really long arms, the man near the long armed waitress looks like he has a really deformed nose, more random tentacles on the floor behind the men sitting, and finally mother with a tentacle arm grabbing childs hand. Any more things i didnt see?
@@bigfatuglyrat8934 im pretty sure that is a normal-ish way to hold a light cup but ill give you that. And yeah it does look like the blind dude has something on his neck, though i would say its most likely gills rather than blood. Good catches.
@@MatteoMoretto7 "stuff is really sticking to the waitresses knife" is what i said about that piece of the picture. i guess it could be bleeding i suppose.
Loquacious. The 8 years I spent in the womb were incredible years, I taught myself the art of survival. I went to school in the womb, I made friends with my undeveloped hand. It was so nice to see my friends grow and develop. I always wondered what everyone else’s 8 years in the womb were like, what indescribable endeavours have you experienced in the womb? What specimen have you encountered? I’d imagine it to be a wonderful time with no trauma. My friend had been bullied by his counterparts in the womb. What abt you?
@Siren Beishline Okay, good. I would be extremely confused if I encountered a child purposely spelling it that way trying to spell the words correctly.
@@Ehopisca This is "Sistema Único de Saúde", or Unique Health System, the government public healthcare that vaccinates our population and gives off free or super cheap medicines and keep public hospitals and treatment centers to take care of you for free. And the mask is just meant to look like the drop of the polio vaccine.
Well they wouldn't have horse shoes. They'd just wear sneakers. The reason for horse shoes is the same as running sneakers except that horses don't run on the bottom of their feet, they run on the toe nail (keratin).
How do you know that, in your coma, you haven't been dreaming about yourself being younger than you truly are? For all you know, you might be 50 years old, and you are dreaming about the days when you were however old you perceive yourself to be. P.S. If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years.
we had to beg Damien to finally say “my namien is Damien”, and Jack just said “my name is jack, I just had a tic tac” and I didn’t even have to beg, I didn’t even hear of that saying. You’re cool jack, I like you. 👍🏻
1:14 Ah yes. Oreos. I mean, my favorite part of going to the grocery store is to go to the snacks section to see what kind of fricked up thing that the people working at Oreo made.
In the UK, i like to go to the American candy shops which have popped up more recently to see what you guys flavour your Oreos. Personally, i want to try Red Velvet
He’s a giant. He was frozen in cosmic ice. The cow is like the first living being ever (also a giant). It came along and found this chunk of ice floating in space and started licking it. As it licked, the ice melted away, revealing this guy. After being frozen that guy was HONGRY so he started drinking the cows milk. Then he... gave birth to a bunch of kids? He was kinda evil, so the kids (Odin being one of them) killed him and created the world out of his body.
@@HubertJasonCumberdale I think they're referring to the statue of the dude drinking milk straight from the cow's tits. This is the story behind it...apparently. Man, the Norse were weird.
The screwdriver lights up on the inside when it comes in contact with a direct current so yes the screw was ready to just zap everyone that touches it.
5:21. EmKay: If you dare do this while I'm over for dinner, our friendship is done. Me: And if you do it to me, I'll make sure you can't ever think about it again by knocking you out and cutting out your brain.
@Noah Ricketts no, like. the word "stutter" is hard to say with a stutter. "lisp" is hard to say with a lisp. "aibohphobia" is a palindrome. "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" is the fear of long words.
@@beaubryant4465 also whoever named these is a doctor who named the lung disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconicosis because trust me if you have a lung disease very difficult to get the name of any of them out
I see so many people talking about wottled bater, but not enough people talking about the 'just pretend it's mud, don't think about it' thing, which absolutely got me.
17:05 Vulture bees usually enter the carcass through the eyes. They will then root around inside gathering the meat suitable for their needs. The vulture bee salivates on the rotting flesh and then consumes it, storing the flesh in its special stomach compartment. When it returns to the hive, this meat is regurgitated and processed by a worker bee, which breaks the meat down into an edible substance resembling honey. This substance is then placed into pot-like containers within the hive until it is time to feed the immature bees
18:07 As one borned in Brazil. I can confirm this exists. Want to search him for yourself? Copy this: *Zé Gotinha* You're welcome, and also. I curse you with the imagery.
Zé Gotinha, is a mascot of the SUS, for a campaign of vaccination, from my country. when your a kid you dont think about it, :) But...when you get older....
@@Yeventry There's a bunch of hidden creepy stuff in it. Bloody handprint on the window to the left, skull shaped cream in coffee, bloody cake on the bar, woman with a tentacle arm, blind man with an eyeball on his platter, creepy tentacle monster underneath the classes behind the bar.
![Summer Walker - Heart Of A Woman [Official Lyric Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SFddctbZzw8/mqdefault.jpg)
“This is why I don’t buy wattled bater”
Yeah me neither
Sorux Sorux Sirux Sorux
Bruh u stole my comment and got more likes -_-
BlueSlayer GT confirmed
Phoenix Wright OBJECTION
@@gamepixelpw ah yes, it was YOUR quote was it?
"My name is Jack I just had a tic tac," is the best thing ive heard all day and the fact it was so posh kills me.
Its the best thing I've heard in weeks
so glad it is not tik tok
Reminds me of someone wanting Damien to say “my namien is damien”
I swear i read it at the same time as he said it unintenctionaly and it just hits different now
Still waiting for Jack to say
"Welcome back and I'm Jack, and this subreddit is gonna hit like crack so here we go."
I can't lie, Jack's singing sounds quite good.
We need to think of a song for him to sing
My childhood is now nonexistent
ABSOLUTE SLAZO still the best aussie
He's a trained singer pursuing acting back home lol, very talented mans
He tries to sing to birds but they always do the thing like in Shrek it really messes with his self esteem.
"Wottled Bater"
Materwelon: *ah yes, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!*
BoteNook
Bacefook
BodgeDoll
@@kwebvin9939 KmEay
@@magnet_taco Billie Mobby Mrown
That intro with the spider goo hooked me in instantaneously
*ikr XD*
Do you have a mission to comment on all the videos I have seen you everywhere
And he’s here again lol
Irene R nah you see he’s a man without a mustache
Bro HOW
I see you e v e r y w h e r e
Nobody:
Jack: *just having been threw through hell* Well that's it for the video, like, subsc-
Me: I'm gonna stop you right there
4:50 “This is why I don’t buy wottled bater.”
I am dying
Yep i always mix that up 😂😂😂
That’s how British people sound to Americans
XD
That photo of the frog with teeth in the beginning is literally AT MY ORTHODONTIST.
LMAO
Omg
How about you Ortho-DONT go there?
@@bookswithbek2702 damn bro, acually tho…
18:06 yeah Jack, it's real
This is "Zé Gotinha", the mascot of child vaccination campaigns here in Brazil and I still don't know what they thought while doing this kind of..."bizarre" design.
Priests in Spain have dressed like that for holy week and predate the KKK by centuries.
What is even going on in those pictures??
@@edenwittles6390 Zé Gotinha is the mascot for the campaign for the polio vaccine. It's supposed to encourage kids to take the drops (gotinhas) to prevent against polio.
@@RobertaVolpato2 OK, thanks!
ia comentar kakkaskasak
“Do you think Medusa’s pubes were snakes?”
Something’s turning to stone and it isn’t the rest of my body.
Freya Dargis sorry Chief, but Gorgon from Fate/Grand Order is one of my waifus and she’s an absolute unit of snekky thiccness. Go look her up and you’ll see what I mean.
litterly every female memer : than what is it?
anime _fox my…anacon-
king cobra.
Nice
I should change This profile pic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
6:26 so we just ain’t gonna talk about how it say “ Kruger Bing”
What about pebis?
I never noticed that thx for bring it up
Hey giorno can I ask you a question what’s a thot
@@jaeonthelow a thot is a hoe with extra steps ya know the things you can't take steps you can't walk that's the joke
I looked dead at the logo when I was watching, how the hell did I miss that???
12:16
His humming becomes more and more scared and than starts crying 🤣
thanks for telling me what happened in the video I watched
can you explain why is it cursed?
@@congratulationsmerry6386 because youtube auto-caption caught his sobbing as [Laughter] and [Music] :D
@@Noblesse_Sapphire no I mean why is he humming
@@congratulationsmerry6386 Did you even look at the image? lol
The screwdriver is showing that the screw has an electrical charge which is concerning because that would mean someone screwed it into the power points electrical cables so touching the screw could shock you pretty badly.
DarkSoulELITE24 not all hero’s wear capes
Dang I didn’t know that god sent angels to monitor RUclips
*Screws it back in*
Casual_Noot no pls no
*Screws it back in faster*
Nobody:
Jack: *W O T T L E D B A T E R*
Might fe.
4:50
"You've been in a coma for 20 years"
Me who wasn't even alive 20yrs ago:
As far a you currently know. Wake up buddy.
Me too
@@printility9602 ..no
@@TheComicalOverlord understandable. Have a nice sleep.
@@printility9602 :) thanks. I prefer this state.
Lexi: gets the good things
Robin: always has hell
The rest: just everything in the world
OwO?
@@sgt.cheekibreeki8644 i am not OwO i am UwU we were experiments
@@Theducknextdoor best experiments UwU
Lexi gets the tech gores
7:48 electrician there, this photo signifies, that the screw is live, propably europe (european outlets) so this screw has constant 230V on it, probably someone drove this screw and hit the live cable
@@nobody7817 you havemt lived in romania if you havent ate some mici at a bâlci
Jeez
It reminds me of that old lady on Georgia who killed Armenia's internet access with a gardening spade XD
@@nobody7817mulțam :)
Twitter: "Do you think Medusa's pubes were snakes?"
Me: If Medusa grew armpit hair would their be snakes in her pits?
Emkay: " I discarded my brain months ago to avoid asking questions like that."
Me: What if she grew chest hair?
- Jesus has left the chat - ...
Good thing I'm a Hellenic Polytheist
P.S. did you know the Ancient Greeks call the Egyptian god Thoth θωθ?
Well, aren't people completely covered in little fuzzy hairs? So, like, she'd be solid snake.
If medusa got an ingrown hair would it still be a snake?
So when they ask thoth some question regarding his creations they be like Owo whats dis
Well assuming every single strand of medusa's hair are snakes and her anatomy is the same as a normal human (aside from the snake hair);
There will be tiny snakes along her respiratory system, especially in her nostrils
Trash Trash this changes everything about Metal Gear Solid for me now
This got me the most
“Wottled Bater”
4:48
Ahahahahahahaha
*oh my god*
XD
Boter
4:51 is when he says it lol
FUN FACT: 17:47 This is not made out of glass, that is an actual mouse. I cannot remember why it turned out like that, but from what I can remember on the original post/article, some worker found the mouse someplace that had chemicals or was toxic in some way, and that chemical had turned the flesh of the dead mouse see through. Super cool to look at, but Google was no help on finding the origin of this picture.
that is quite possibly the LEAST fun fact I have heard to date.
@@denkisupremacy its now a grim fact
@@jessicacieslak6651 indeed. a freaky fact, if you will.
10:36 caption:
Mom: Do you want dinner already?
Me: No
Mom: Come on. I see that you're
hard. Just take the food!
R/CursedComments
"i get hard everytime i see my mom in the kitchen"
@@sonofabunn5482 We could make a religion outta this
I post no content you said oh no 7 times.
And you said don’t 8 times.
I counted
I hate this
@@solangelo707 that's a good idea
3:31 are obviously “nose cancelling headphones”
Oh
Underrated
"This is why I don't buy wottled bater"
~Jack 2020
I felt that
Ha ha
I love the amount of voices Jack does and the diversity.
hippopottomonstrosesquippedaliophobi: a supersition fear of long words.
the guy who named hippopottomostrosesquiepaddaliophobia:
*see, pulled a sneaky on ya*
I bet the people who have that phobia's favourite word is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
Same with the person who named the fear of palindromes. It's called aibohphobia.
Hippopottomonstrosesquippedailophbi: a supersition fear or long words
I call that phobia hippo
@@amnesiaclover2001 you said a palindrome already cause aibohphobia is a palindrome lol
"My name is Jack I just had a tic tac"
Huzzah! A man of quality!
« My name is jack I just had a tic tac »
- Jack ... 2020
Hopefully he survives
Dear God
yeah but what flavor
Jack Lastname
E
0:51 that's like asking if humans are young corpses or something
7:48 Yes, that kind of screwdriver is used for testing if something is electrically charged, hence the LED in it. what probably happened is that screw hit the power cables to to outlet, but why it's there is anyone's guess.
This video is cursed but jacks voice is actually kinda soothing
Now buddy turn the volume down
@@BamaNasworthy ju
Yep
Jack is the most relatable guy ive ever seen (hold) Mannequin Head: Wottled Bater
Wottled Bater. Boda Sottle. Cilk Marton.
Roviet Sussia
Footh Tairy
Cine Mraft
Cack is Jool
@@EmKay
jrange ouice
pooth taste
Mhochlate cilk
@@meowthtroplaysvideogames No, not Russia. The memes still exist..?
@@trained2behave dhat wid jou sust yay?
13:28 good news Jack! Those likely aren't from spiders, but from a type of caterpillar that cocoons it's food sources in silk to protect them from predators while they eat it!
Just to make the rat one worse that’s not a glass sculpture that was a rat but chemicals melted the skin and basically turned the insides to jello
Yeah I saw the original post on r/interesting as guck but I don’t remember
I love how he sang the ‘Mmmmm don’t like this post’
1:55
I prefer One Topic at a time doing this
Thanks for putting the time stamp
I don't appreciate the people of of that post either
12:53 my immediate thought was “that looks like a titan”
guess i’m not the only one
It does
Yeah it really does
I only noticed that when you said it
Well when I saw your comment
I didn’t come to the conclusion that tihi stood for "thanks I hate it" and thought it was a nervous giggle
Same, when i first started watching emkay i was like "what the heck is teehee?" Then it took me a few months to realize it was r/thanksihateit
Wariana Grande looks like the girl with pearl earring painting.
thank you, next
Waaah
The UFO thing brings back a core memory for me. As a little kid, I once asked my grandpa what a UFO is, and he told me it's an unidentified flying object. Naturally, my next question was if it could be a banana. He confirmed that it could, but that if you know it's a banana, then it's not unidentified and therefore not a UFO. My grandpa was so wise.
that's not very wise. all you need to do is remember what unidentified means.
7:56 is just a multi-dimensional yikes shaking the whole multiverse and dissapointing every single electrician in existence.
That is what it is.
Basically, you don't wanna lick that screw.
*I am very tempted to lick it now*
I lowkey want to be jack’s friend. He seems like a nice dude
“Someone on war zone just yelled “KOBE” and then crashed the helicopter we were in”
Why does that sound so familiar...
ooh... he might be me
Yellowed. Yeah words
THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAA-
@@ranblade8089 rip
@@dimaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;(
12:20 all the things i noticed: Skull foam design in the coffee cup, pen lid is off despite not currently writing, the pepper shaker has a skeleton in it, eyeball on the "blind" mans plate, "blind" man reading a newspaper, bloody hand print on the window behind the "blind" man, 5 trooms?, the lighting on the ceiling looks off, face and tentacles underneath the glasses/dishes place, stuff is really sticking to the waitresses knife, the other waitress has really long arms, the man near the long armed waitress looks like he has a really deformed nose, more random tentacles on the floor behind the men sitting, and finally mother with a tentacle arm grabbing childs hand. Any more things i didnt see?
she’s holding the cup with the skull foam weirdly. “blind” man also looks like he has blood on his neck
@@bigfatuglyrat8934 im pretty sure that is a normal-ish way to hold a light cup but ill give you that. And yeah it does look like the blind dude has something on his neck, though i would say its most likely gills rather than blood. Good catches.
I saw NONE of what you said till i saw your commdnt- other than the skull design in the foam-
The knife is bleeding.
@@MatteoMoretto7 "stuff is really sticking to the waitresses knife" is what i said about that piece of the picture. i guess it could be bleeding i suppose.
“This is why I don’t buy bater wottles”
Reminds me of the materwelon meme
O.o
that reminds me of beeschurger
@@kombomaster9141 hello there
@@justmonika2940 -general kenobi-
fuck, this reply no longer makes sense
Monika my friend and I were just playing your game an hour ago what a coincidence
"This is why I don't buy *waddle border*"
- Jack, May 18, *2020*
the rat “glass sculpture” is actually a real rat who was found in oil
(edit: some people corrected me so i fixed it)
Congrats, you made it worse
Oh no
*Take my like and leave like just go*
I thought it was found in oil
@@m45t3roffury9 WHY WONT U JUST SHUT UP
says I’ve been in a coma for 20 years:
*me, a 12 yo* :
You're 32 now
You weren't exactly sentient those 8 years in the womb...
Hazel Tree ah yes, 8 years in the womb is regular.
Loquacious. The 8 years I spent in the womb were incredible years, I taught myself the art of survival. I went to school in the womb, I made friends with my undeveloped hand. It was so nice to see my friends grow and develop. I always wondered what everyone else’s 8 years in the womb were like, what indescribable endeavours have you experienced in the womb? What specimen have you encountered? I’d imagine it to be a wonderful time with no trauma. My friend had been bullied by his counterparts in the womb. What abt you?
Don't you mean WOMBERFUL
"If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years"
Me: *confused 14 year old screaming*
wtf
@Siren Beishline I'm hoping those were really fucked up typos
*Confused 16 year old screaming*
@Siren Beishline Okay, good.
I would be extremely confused if I encountered a child purposely spelling it that way trying to spell the words correctly.
@Siren Beishline I meant "child" as in like, toddler or something. Also it was a joke anyway :/
18:05
As a brazilian, I can make it even worse. This is the official mascot for the government's vaccination campaign.
And the name of the campaing is S U S
Finaly the comment i was looking for lol
@@Ehopisca This is "Sistema Único de Saúde", or Unique Health System, the government public healthcare that vaccinates our population and gives off free or super cheap medicines and keep public hospitals and treatment centers to take care of you for free.
And the mask is just meant to look like the drop of the polio vaccine.
If horses have human feet just imagine putting horseshoes on
Well they wouldn't have horse shoes. They'd just wear sneakers. The reason for horse shoes is the same as running sneakers except that horses don't run on the bottom of their feet, they run on the toe nail (keratin).
Molly Watkins I’m just saying look at it that would be bonehirtingjuice
O￦O
**Indistinguishable muffled**
Lol
“If you’re reading this, you’ve been in a coma for almost 20 years.”
Me: Haha younger age go brrrrrr.
How do you know that, in your coma, you haven't been dreaming about yourself being younger than you truly are? For all you know, you might be 50 years old, and you are dreaming about the days when you were however old you perceive yourself to be.
P.S. If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years.
Wow this is hella triggering oml 😅
Youve* youre*
@@Bloemfontein_01 you've and you're are both already correct, and the way you are trying to change them is incorrect.
Yep
“This is why I don’t buy Wottled bater”
I love that this was by accident and how it seemed to work for me, this is a Thanks, I Love It (TILI)
xxAlex IIx But this is a TIHI
@@SuperElimental r/TEEHEE
Wattled Bater is objectively the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life
The screwdriver has a bulb in that shines when you hit a wire while putting screws in your wall.
Ppl are going to get shocked everyone they actidently touch it. Sorry for my english
No, it has a bulb that turns on when it has electrical charge. And it's not really a screwdriver
It's called a line tester
Fuzzie Peaches you mean “ppl are going to die when they accidentally touch it”
@@nathanchiu3940 No shocked, like electrocuted
What do you think will happen when r/TIHI gets hated and haters said “Thanks I Hate It”
Alejandro Rojo r/tEehEe
Thank you I hate my life
Beanieslushh
What does it mean then?
Kirby’s Coming for games what
Kirby’s Coming for games
Thanks EEEE *EEE* Hate _EEEEE_ -e-
"My name is Jack I just had a tic tac."
Get this man another tic tac.
Does my breath smell that bad :'(
Nah. XD
How about all the tic tacs?
No! That would make him too powerful!
Too powerful?
“Horses with human feet”
Just imagine a horse rocking some air Jordans, that would be the peek of life on earth
No one:
Jack: Just pretend its mud dont think of anything else
Me: *vomiting*
Ah yes, the enslaved snack river
Ян Будинас gross dude
@@Monochrome_Monoboy *Yes*
@@ЯнБудинас why
16:39 the “bicornaclops” has its eye facing forward which means it’s a predator, and the thought of that thing being a predator scares me.
my friend at 3 AM calling me to say: lego people live in houses made of their own flesh.
me: please just G O. T O. B E D.
Or are LEGO figures just made of house?
@@fortie6902 they scream, for they do not know
Yeah but it's true.
Well your not wrong about that one
The second i noticed the bloody knife i began to notice jack's humming slowly turn into sobs lmao
My name is Jack, I just had a heart attack.
My name is Jack, and that's a fact
My name is Jack, and intelligence is what I lack.
My name isn't Jack, but i like this name
My name is Jack, and my ex is literally stabbing my back.
my name is jack, and this is cUltUrAl ApPrOPriAtiOn
“My name is jack, I just had a tic tac”
Cade no
*Quotes of famous people.*
@@conquerorbacon8756 Out demon.
im going insane we watched the same video what are the odds
Kien
I had to like when Jack just said "I just ate a tic tac"
Doom Guy why does it matter if theyre gay or not?
Same
Guys do you hear that....whoosh yes that was the sound of a sarcastic joke flying over your dumbass heads
@UCpn5TD6i2OcujHc7yXVyuUg You have no social life. And you don't have the commen sense of understanding a joke.
Doom Guy that didnt really seem like a joke ? it seemed like you were using gay as an insult
"Isn't food just young poop" 💀
"you've been in a coma for 20 years"
Me: *Wait-* do I have to be over 20 to read this?
@springtrapultimate No use this *hands gun*
Ash Ketchum defies that logic
No but you somehow
You have been in a coma for 20 years XD
You’re actually at least 20 in the real world, but you merely think you’re younger in your coma dream.
Im not 20
"This is why wrattled barter"
Sir, I'm gonna need you to think here.
we had to beg Damien to finally say “my namien is Damien”, and Jack just said “my name is jack, I just had a tic tac” and I didn’t even have to beg, I didn’t even hear of that saying. You’re cool jack, I like you. 👍🏻
Damien might do it on his own channel
@@nyxcoster7341 he did
"Congratulations sir you have been EXILED FROM THE PLANET for that tweet!" fukin sent me🤣
The first one was...
lets just not talk about that...
I feel you i kinda want to die! I hate spiders
Hey lets talk about it
@@oreoman626 NO LET'S NEVER TALK ABOUT IT
@@apriljordan9080 hay did u see the spider making a web
Spider goo, spider goo
"now this is why I don't buy wattled botar"
**chokes on bottles water**
no you choked on your wattled botar
@@alex_the_lesbian_goddess6272
"c-cwan I hwab ywour wattawed bwotaw? >//^//
When your coma is longer than how Long you’ve been alive:
IKR it’s weird
Maybe time move slower
Dhiaa Oulha yea maybe
Maybe you are actually above the age 20 and your just dreaming about wine you were younger
Christina 21 but wouldn’t this comment be part of the dream?
1:14 Ah yes. Oreos. I mean, my favorite part of going to the grocery store is to go to the snacks section to see what kind of fricked up thing that the people working at Oreo made.
In the UK, i like to go to the American candy shops which have popped up more recently to see what you guys flavour your Oreos. Personally, i want to try Red Velvet
7:48 that's not a screwdriver. It checks if there is electrical current flowing through and lights up if there is
brb making a TIL post.....
The "Fleshy Stormtrooper" looks like a Dashade, an existing race in Star Wars that not only has resistance to the Force, they EAT Jedi and Sith!
there is no place to hide
@@qohaw_2883 we want your soul
I watch tihi videos to go to sleep. Not because they’re relaxing, but because they make me want to finish the day as fast as possible
3:26
i can't take it anymore everywhere I go there's at least one subtle unintentional jojo reference and I can't be quiet about it
The Pixar lamp didn’t stop at the “I”
oh no
He was in the top ten letter killers
He’s a giant. He was frozen in cosmic ice. The cow is like the first living being ever (also a giant). It came along and found this chunk of ice floating in space and started licking it. As it licked, the ice melted away, revealing this guy. After being frozen that guy was HONGRY so he started drinking the cows milk. Then he... gave birth to a bunch of kids? He was kinda evil, so the kids (Odin being one of them) killed him and created the world out of his body.
wut?
@@HubertJasonCumberdale I think they're referring to the statue of the dude drinking milk straight from the cow's tits. This is the story behind it...apparently. Man, the Norse were weird.
* confused screaming *
8:54 *As someone from New Zealand I can confirm that's indeed true*
9:25 the vault-tech salesman just went super-mutant
jack singing “spider goo” is now stuck in my head
The screwdriver lights up on the inside when it comes in contact with a direct current so yes the screw was ready to just zap everyone that touches it.
1:56 it gets even funnier as in Ancient Greece, you would say this like “Thot(h)”
I thought it was pronounced "Toth"
It's pronounced toath
I want to pronounce it like toot
5:21.
EmKay: If you dare do this while I'm over for dinner, our friendship is done.
Me: And if you do it to me, I'll make sure you can't ever think about it again by knocking you out and cutting out your brain.
“Hi welcome back to EmKay my name is Zack, Zach or Zac. *WHERE IS DAMIAN, DAMIEN*
He has his own channel called Damien lee
WHO IS THIS MAN WE DEMAND THE OG
If you didn’t realize, the narrator for this video is a past editor for the channel, he IS an og
@@travelsizedarchie damien is still an og in my heart but tysm for letting me know :)
The guy who named it aibophobia is probably the same who came up with "stutter" and "lisp"
@Noah Ricketts no, like. the word "stutter" is hard to say with a stutter. "lisp" is hard to say with a lisp. "aibohphobia" is a palindrome. "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" is the fear of long words.
and the same person who named hippopottamonstroses quipedeliaphobia
@@beaubryant4465 all those words are hard to say with a stutter
@@beaubryant4465 also whoever named these is a doctor who named the lung disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconicosis because trust me if you have a lung disease very difficult to get the name of any of them out
“My name is Jack I just had a tic tac.” I’m proud. Just as good as What’s poppin I’m Robin
I see so many people talking about wottled bater, but not enough people talking about the 'just pretend it's mud, don't think about it' thing, which absolutely got me.
“When I go to America I’d like to see Chuck E. Cheese at least once”
Oof
18:27 Actually that's shows a rare condition where someone has Three (or more) sets of teeth, My Step-grandfather had this condition.
I have this condition,
@@agetkratosbyt6264 How is it like??
@@zenitsu6182 at first it sucked, i was always getting picked on because of this, people made fun of me saying I had a "crocodile mouth"
Sharks be like
@@agetkratosbyt6264 People may bully you but
Dam that’s cool
When jack was humming to himself I swear to god with every fraction of a second he descended deeper into madness
17:05
Vulture bees usually enter the carcass through the eyes. They will then root around inside gathering the meat suitable for their needs. The vulture bee salivates on the rotting flesh and then consumes it, storing the flesh in its special stomach compartment. When it returns to the hive, this meat is regurgitated and processed by a worker bee, which breaks the meat down into an edible substance resembling honey. This substance is then placed into pot-like containers within the hive until it is time to feed the immature bees
This is like a really dark dad joke
no one:
not a singe soul:
Jack:
"wottled bater!!!"
I'm so glad someone else acknowledged it.
< 4:46 >
This is known as spoonerism..where you exchange the syllabus
Jack: "My name is Jack and I just had a Tic-tac"
Me: OMG he said it! He said it!
18:07
As one borned in Brazil. I can confirm this exists. Want to search him for yourself?
Copy this:
*Zé Gotinha*
You're welcome, and also. I curse you with the imagery.
Zé Gotinha, is a mascot of the SUS, for a campaign of vaccination, from my country. when your a kid you dont think about it, :)
But...when you get older....
Zé gotinha is the one who's going to murder corona virus
Ye, im brazilian too
@@ViniciusSilva-sd4rk of course
12:18 That image is ABSOLUTELY amazing. At first glance I didn't even see a thing, but the longer I look at it the more is wrong with it. I love it!
Am I dumb? I don't get it
@@Yeventry There's a bunch of hidden creepy stuff in it. Bloody handprint on the window to the left, skull shaped cream in coffee, bloody cake on the bar, woman with a tentacle arm, blind man with an eyeball on his platter, creepy tentacle monster underneath the classes behind the bar.
You can really hear Jack's braincells screaming in pain as the r/TIHI images come in and shot up his brain
Nobody:
Me when I renamed myself to Jack: mY nAmEs JaCk AnD i JuSt HaS a TiC tAc
Love that
I adore the positive feedback
( R H Y M E )
reading manga is good you should try it sometime completely agree with ur username
"the gender changer" reminded me of outlast: whistleblower
@Great_Day The Days Union spin the saw the other direction
9:50 My guy unintentionally made a compelling audition to be a Batman Villain.