“Hrnggg, mein fuehr, I’m trying to cross the Rhein to invade France. But my armor is dummy thick, and the clap of my engine keeps alerting the USS Pennsylvania”
I'm sorry, but now I just have this image of a Jadgtiger gong full throttle up a narrow French road. It barely even slows down as it passes the division HQ, while the commander yells "Ze Pennsylvanians are coming, ze Pennsylvanians are coming!" "What do you mean, you idiot?! The Pennsylvanian National Guard? How many MEN, dammit?!" "All of them, sir..." And with that, the trees part like the Red Sea, and the USS Pennsylvania comes rumbling through, sitting on roughly 300 Sherman track systems, carrying the entire population of Pittsburgh and flying a banner reading SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER. A voice calls out from the ship's PA as the Jadgtiger's transmission falls out in sheer terror: "Say, where the hell is that 'Ratte' thing you were braggin' on last week? We want to exterminate it!" Admit it, you'd pay to see that fight. We all would. The only thing that would make it better is if Godzilla refereed and offered live commentary.
I'm not sure which would be more amusing, Godzilla's usual roaring, accompanied by wild gestures, or having him sound like the "and his name is JOHN CENA!" guy. I presume he'd be wearing an announcer's jacket with the suede patches on the elbows and Kamina shades.
"Censor their names." Or, maybe, don't make a post in a public domain where literally anyone who cared to look themselves would literally find that exact post and the poster's name right above it. There's no expectation of privacy in a public domain. Public=Not Private >Insert Mind Blown gif
It’s been over a year since the first Bad Comments video. I’ve been stockpiling these comments as they always give me a chuckle going back over them. With so many to spare it’s only right that i open a little window into some of the bad comments i get. I have so many bad comments that the original length of this video using the content I had would have put the length over 1 hour easily. This was already from hundreds of comments filtered down to 200 comments. I’m not exaggerating. The script was over 5,000 words cut down roughly in half and still the video is over 30 minutes long. With so much content part 3 of the bad comment saga will happen someday. Link to part 1: ruclips.net/video/A-3PEZ8W3SY/видео.html
"The Armenians are the ones that committed the massacres!" I'm pretty sure this guy just committed genocide on my brain cells. Old habits die hard, I guess.
Ah yes the Jagdtiger. Pride of the German Navy. I remember how my Grandpa used to tell me about his adventures serving on the Jagdtiger, and hunting Ukrainian convoies in the Pacific, near Paris. Good old times... good old times...
@@soumavobanerjee8917 i remember seeing a wwii doc on Cartoon Network, where they showed us real footage of Lugers, Papashas and Pershings dogfighting over Cape Town. Wish I could fly a ppsh myself but as far as I know the only thing that the russian would let me fly is a UAZ
@@soumavobanerjee8917 well I am a lvl25 mage in Call of Duty: Shadow of Chernobyl and a lvl 100 General in Metin 2 Do think I am qualified enough or I should just rather aim for a Makarov?
Let’s be honest, we all know Germany would have won if they had: 1: The power to see the future 2: Infinite manpower 3: Infinite resources 4: Infinite supplies 5: Infinite amount of skilled people
Actually, the Pennsylvania fired a shell into the atmosphere during WW1. There it was in orbit for thirty years until it eventually re-entered the atmosphere, striking a jagdtiger and penetrating its armour. This proved that a naval shell could indeed penetrate tank armour.
Hello ☺️ Hmm I'm thinking Brooklyn class light cruiser 5 turrets three tubes each fast firing 6" guns now to put wheels on it or tracks would that be so considered a tank?? yes I guess so🤔😎😏😱
@@nukclear2741 oh fuck no. a 45 thousand tonne warship with 16" 50 caliber guns and a max speed of 33 knots. even in regular naval warfare, it would be overkill.
Hanz? Yes? Why is there a Battleship? Because ze comments say we are ze pride of ze Kriegsmarine? Oh so not one of the Führer's ideas?(The ME-262 having dive sirens.) No.
I'm all for the the way we won (allies/Me an American)the war an stopped some truly evil stuff that was going on, an as much as I hate saying it yeah Germany had some better stuff that us TOWARDS THE BEGINING but we figured out how to kick Nazi/Imperial Japanese ass. For the record we always had the upper hand in small arms IMO
@@Clingerman93 If Germany had the same amount of supplies and manpower as the US or Soviet Union then I can garuan-fucking-tee you they'd literally obliterate any nation that stood in their way. But there are many, MANY things that lead to Germany's downfall, supply shortage being one of them.
3:23 That is where you are wrong, y’all know that the Pennsylvania class would totally go up a creek to Clap that Jagdtiger. 100% historically accurate.
What are you talking about, a vague simulation done by a man with a degree in sociology using gary's mod as a test bed showed that the He-162 could easily defeat any allied plane from wwii, and even further than that it could take down the mig-15 and has an average of 420-69 k/d against an F-16 and T-65 X Wing.
WoT doesn't have that, WoT has people defending clearly OP tanks as not OP because you can pen them in certain spots at certain angles if you play certain tanks that have a certain amount of penetration on their premium rounds, historical accuracy in WoT dissapeared long long ago
Well, shit, then - I live in the past, because WoT was THE game to spawn these creatures, and I didn't "update" my standpoint. I'd know, because I was that kid! I remember asking my history teacher in 5th primary about the Battle of France, and how did they lose with such awesome tanks like AMX40, so yeah. @edit: well, it was the same year I thought that Australia swam such distance to Europe just to take part in partition of Poland. Good times.
Well, I guess it was the game before War Thunder appeared and WoT stopped being historically accurate with the amount of prototypes they introduce, that mostly are just.. tanks made out of probably 3 lines of text they found in some forgotten archives
Imagine a World of Warships April fools event where you sail in a jagdpanther the size of a battleship and you go against an enemy team in Pennsylvanias.
beep5406 true but it can also have a very long reload time since the gun is so massive. Plus it still acts as an April fools event so it doesn’t matter much if it’s not that balanced
@@willimeister2553 oh dont care about the balance i just love the pure hilarity and would love to see this effectively spinal mounted enormous gun with armour that makes you question what it was planned to fight would love it and being a game it is possible again love the idea especially if it was fighting another hilarious vehicle like a battleship size kv-2
We only use Imperial for things like beer/cider or milk, weight of people (specifically people for some reason) or for speed limits, the latter is more to do with the cost of changing it, the former two I have no idea why we use but hey.
@@kopfauftischhau216 honestly, I thought it was funny either way. I was assuming it was a joke, but you can never tell online. Now we gotta find out how many Jagdtigers the Pennsylvania can take out with one round. I wonder if it would overpenetrate or not...
The companies don't care about "sides" their games are so fundamentally different it doesn't matter. War Thunder appeals to people who look for a "sim-like" experience, everything from Wargaming appeals to those who look for an arcade experience
The Panzer Of Ze Lake I’ve often wondered why they haven’t tried putting an ADATS turret on a Freebrams hull. But I guess you can’t just win that hard.
“Within the depths of the RUclips comment sections, we run into a plethora of a types of people. Some people are generally interested, some think they are intelligent and try to make wrong claims, and some have no idea what they are doing. Some try to make other nationalities think that what they are reading in their world approved history books is wrong, and some know what they are posting, and have facts to back themselves up with. Today, we are looking into the comment sections, and picking out the most eye catching, annoying, and sometimes outright distasteful comments. Welcome to Internet Geographic, and today, we are looking into the environment commonly known as , the ‘RUclips comments section’”
"The Jagtiger wasnt the pride of the German navy, and last time I checked the Pennsylvania want making it's way up a creek in the Ardenne trying to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtiger." That's enough internet for one day
Enough war will get you a battleship with legs, however I bet the Pennsylvania would love a thick cheek of some odd 100mm of armor. Like "pushing through butter" with those naval penetrators
And your being ignorant It was a number game If one of our tanks were destroyed we can simply replace it,Germany couldn't they lack the raw materials to even produce a new tank to replace it that's why they had very small numbers of tanks and aircrafts compared to both the US and Soviet Union Compared is the special word
That one guy: stop using metric, because you didn't land on the moon NASA: using metric for all spacecraft as it's easy to convert in digital computers
@@148crusader Americans will use anything BUT metric to measure. You even use football fields, yes you heard me, fucking football fields to measure. Fuck this I'm using metric my entire life. Just because it's metric doesn't mean it's communist.
You laugh now, but soon we will put pontoons on our Jadgtigers and destroy your pitiful navies! THE FUTURE OF NAVAL WARFARE IS FLOATING TANK DESTROYERS!
Denmark already used something they called "Kanonbåd" (Cannon boat) which was basically a row-boat with a cannon strapped to it. In the Napoleonic Wars, if I recall correctly. Was due to the fact, that the British had sunk half of the Danish fleet and stolen the other half. xD
@Alexander Challis I have no idea if what you said was right or wrong cause it's nearly incomprehensible to me (please use commas and full stops) but this is just a joke about how british people use metric for some things and imperial for others, and not specifically towards engineers or other technical careers that require accuracy
"Captain, mind telling me what you're doing with that Pennsylvania class battleship?" "Sir, I saw a Jagtiger on land that was looking dummy thicc and I need to go clap its cheeks."
4:03 made me so mad when he said it was the first submarine and not a “U-Boat.” In German, there is no translation literally for the term “submarine.” So naturally, the Germans had to make a word. U-Boat or U-Boot is a shortened version of “Unterseeboot.” Which literally means Under sea boat. There is no literal translation for the word Submarine. Check your facts @Huh !
The word Uboot came from the German word Uboot, it was and is their official class. To this day a German produced submarine is still called a Uboot, even if it's being operated by a country that doesn't speak German. All Uboot's are submarines but not all submarines are Uboot's.
Ger I wasn’t meaning to seem over aggressive or like I’m witch hunting you. I used to not know really anything about history until a few years ago, and that’s okay man. I’m an avid German Language student and the comment you made just ground my gears a little. But it’s a youtube video so it’s nothing worth overreacting about. But yes U-Boot (German), U-Boat (English Nickname), and Submarine (English). These terms get thrown around quite a bit so sometimes people are confused, which is again okay. Kind of like R-Boot (Räumboot) which means minesweeper. As there is no literal translation for “Minesweeper.” Anyways, I’m happy to clear that up and if you wanna talk about Naval Technology I’m open any time! Have a good day!
@@jollyviking8583 If you want to have a fun literal translation of Minesweeper, it would be "Minen-Kehrer" or "Minen-Besen" (Mine-Broom); though we do have a very close literal translation that is used to classify the minesweeper boats: "Minensucher" (Mine-Searcher). de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minenabwehrfahrzeug#Minensuchboote
So what? Didn't stop Entente after WW1 from forbidding Austria to have submarines. Goes to show just how little fuck they gave about having decent surrender treaties.
@@Usernamesdontmatter1 We should have never gotten involved in the first place. South Vietnam was easily as much a tyrannical shithole as the North just without the Communism. We should have honored their sovereignty after WW2 but didn't. " If there is anything that makes my blood boil it is to see our allies in Indochina and Java deploying Japanese troops to reconquer the little people we promised to liberate. *It is the most ignoble kind of betrayal.* ” -Douglas MacArthur
"The Jagdtiger wasn't the pride of the German Navy, and the Pennsylvania wasn't making it up some creek in the Ardennes to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtiger!" 😂 I laugh at some of these comments, but rest assured I make some stupid comments sometimes too. Life comes full circle.
Ah yes, my grandpa told me how he commanded his Jagdtiger out to sea and started sinking Allied Freighters in the Atlantic. Love your videos mate :D Greetings from Bavaria
"Theyre not "planes", they're aircraft." Dirigible, blimps, and zeppelins are aircraft. Balloons are aircraft. Helicopters are aircraft. It's almost as if we like being able to implicitly know we're talking about the aircraft that use airfoils, or planes, as a key aspect of their function.
I honestly don't understand the whole "hating Armenians" I mean if that's the case because of their history then why not Germany because of their history? Every country has done something bad in the past and it it just the past.
I'm guessing that a lot of the Armenian hate comes from Turks who are pissed off because Armenia would dare accuse them of genocide. Just some people salty that their country's dirty laundry is being aired out for all to see.
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As a sidenote, there indeed was an Austrian, more specifically Austro-Hungarian warship called SMS Prinz Eugen. It was a Tegetthoff class Dreadnought commissioned in 1914.
I did some quick research about this "Imagination Is Power" He has a playlist on his youtube channel filled with Anti-american Russian propaganda videos lmao
@@clarkington5383 ngl, but America fucks itself up way worse than any country "hacking" the presidential elections. Just look at what Mr. T is doing during these times...
Also concerning the whole "nurr durr landed on the moon" style critique of the metric system: correct me if i'm wrong but i believe NASA uses the metric system because early spaceflight calculations went horrendously wrong on the wonky base of the imperial system.
Neil So what you are saying is that nasa is too stupid to be able to make simple conversions right? It’s not hard to convert from imperial to metric... using the “wonky” argument isn’t an argument in so much as a showing of incompetence.
@@targitausrithux2320 I'm not sure on the specifics, but i believe it was something to do with the minute rounding that was taking place during conversion that caused huge deviations over the vast distances involved. Probably also the technological limitations of the time, but as I said, if someone knows the full story I'd love to be reminded.
I think the problem was that some parts of the system used feet and another one meters but some idiot forgot to convert the units and they got a dataofset of roughly 1/3. Definitely too much to steer a rocket... That's why they decided to use only one system: metric
Nasa only started using it in the space shuttle era. But yeah imperial is fucky. Thing is, the U.S is already using metric for everything except construction and civilian measurment. Like land distance. Its a mixed system, just not on paper.
gillecroisd 92 ma dude, the onboard computers that calculated the landing used metric, despite that I highly doubt that the leadership of the moon program, which consisted of german scientists, would even consider using imperial
People: "Can we stop using measurements from countries that havent landed on the moon or won world wars?" France, Brazil, Mexico, Russia, etc: Hmmm NASA using the metric system: *looks away*
Americans in school: “stop bitching about diversity and budget and make us metric” Congress: “no nazi” Trump: *kindly request I get off stage as he WWE slams me*
Fernando Marques Kek nasa was at its greatest decades ago and was using imperial to get to the moon at the time.... today they use metric but they also are useless. Inb4 “no funding” I don’t care... leave the space exploration to the private sector... they wouldn’t take billions of taxpayer dollars to fund more missions just for samples of rocks on planets we already have samples from.
I like how most Americans forget that our fav light beverage (soda pop) is measured in...wait for it..LITERS! we buy/say two (2) liters like they were going out of style....lol
Meanwhile, anyone doing anything where it Matters calls the whole lot (along with half tracks, LAVs, SPGs, etc) AFVs, then breaks that down into different sub groups as appropriate to what they're doing (with 'tank' basically never being it's own category), and everyone Else just calls the whole lot 'tanks' collectively, and something more specific if the distinction is relevant. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The "tanks need to have a rotating turret" argument is so dumb because then the Wolverine, Hellcat and Jackson were tanks right? I doubt these people would agree with that statement.
but the Hellcat has a rotating turret...... or do you mean, that those are often called tank destroyers with a rotating turret,so they are tank --> tank destroyers remain tanks?
Rasyiq M Hanif I reenact ww2 Australian militia, and this kid come up to and start talking about how good my "M1 Garand" is. Took me a few minutes to convince him it was in fact an SMLE, and that despite the fact he had played battlefield V, I in fact knew what model my own rifle is
@@rasdread0989 facebook.com/NXLHnewsouthwales is about the best we've got in terms of social media. It's a bit sparce ATM because I don't use facebook too much, and the lockdown has made it hard to do any reenacting, but we do have photos and videos in a backlog. And yeah, couldn't agree more. Some people I've known reenact because it looks cool, or they want attention. I reenact to teach history. Those who fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it after all. And as we say every Anzac day: Lest We Forget
Just wanna Defend my lovely Engineers here that made things like the Hetzer (that clearly is not a Tank but a Stardestroyer duffus) we did not have in mind that the gun has so much recoil so we put the loader right behind it, yeah... the test did not go so well, but now atleast we got some great training exercise connected with reloading that thing, and to the under powerd and overweight thing, we did not get the Engine we ordered from the Future and we like big fat tanks, obviously. Well Nice Day to you and im gonna see you on the Frontlines good Sir.
"Last time I checked the Pennsylvania wasn't making his way up some creek in the Ardennes that clapped the cheeks of a Jagdtiger." Oddly enough, this is exactly what I got in my mind now...
Imagine someone smart enough to think that USS Pennsylvania went into shore and waltz toward Ardennes Forest and literally clapping those damn german's cheek
Archer tank: Like the Jagdtiger, except with a gun kept in the ass. This is how the big-brain British engineers solved the problem of the thicc ass cheeks slapping alerting the guards. Disclaimer: Yes, this is a joke.
@@caffeineaddictedklutz Thinking about it, I think that this same sentiment has been carried into the current day and age; Tanks normally have a turret nowadays, but don't you find it suspicious that those turrets have 'cheeks'? So, in basic, they mounted the ass of the tank in a rotating turret and put a gun in between the cheeks. Challenger 2/ Abrams: "The engine isn't the main problem but, without the gun, the clap of my ass cheeks would alert the guards!"
@@shithead_garage For some, truly ironic reason, my archer tank IS normally my most stealthy tank... ..."We can shoot the archer before it turns around." "So why isn't the enemy archer dead?" "It snuck in and... turned, sir." "Dear god." Came within 10 meters of something like 5 enemies and killed them without them noticing where I'd come from (because APCBC sometimes needs more than one shot (especially on truck-mounted tank destroyers which I mainly came across) and yet they still had trouble seeing me.)
Hey iron! I wanted to expand on my comment on the last video. One of the main impacts and probably the only impacts he 162 has was its wing design, the downward facing tips of its wings. They have the same effect as the upward facing winglets you would see on commercial aircraft but they are slightly more efficient when facing down so they direct air downward with gravity assisting this action. The He162 also was one of the first aircraft to have an ejector seat, a major breakthrough when you need your plane fails you. This one is a little far off but it’s very slim body & cockpit integration into the fuselage has become a standard in modern Jets. Look at the British sea hawk (in the German premium tech tree in war thunder)& the F-16 Viper. It is most evident in those two planes. I had a huge whaaa moment when I saw my comment on your video! I guess I’m feeling the hypocrisy when I laugh at other people’s lousy comments when my own is on the channel now. Sorry if I pissed you off or anything! Keep doing what you do, I follow you on twitch as well since you do make some quality content.
I somewhat doubt that the He 162 had much impact on aircraft design. Counter arguments for wing design: Different reasons for the curved wingtips, just a similar solution. The large amount of time between the He 162 and the appearance on these upwards curved wingtips on airlines. Especially considering fuel efficiency has always been important for airplane design. Counter arguments for the slim fuselage design. Both the Gloster Meteor and Lockheed P-80 were designed around the fuselage with the smallest fuselage possible. Like most other fighter planes at the time the size of the engine determined the size of the fuselage frontal area. Do I agree with you that the He 162 was a great design: Yes, the issues with the He 162 were probably down to manufacturement issues to my knowledge. I believe a famous British test pilot (name forgotten) actually liked flying the plane. Your statements are fun though, but just a bit of a stretch.
A man who ventures into the depths of the youtube comment section is a man not to be trifled with
He who ventures into the deep is he who is powerful
Yet, I find you among the first comments scrolling through this area. The man who does shenaningan videos
Oi, careful what you say bruv, my main man Haig will take you out the back of Tesco's and bash U!
Wow i did not expect you here
i love your content
and down to the salt caves
“Hrnggg, mein fuehr, I’m trying to cross the Rhein to invade France. But my armor is dummy thick, and the clap of my engine keeps alerting the USS Pennsylvania”
spindash64 beautiful
This is a great comment.
Lmao
This deserves to be on r/cursedcomments lmao
fuehr? That is Not a Word
Imagine being in your jagdpanther, sneeking through the Ardennes only to be engaged by a Pennsylvania sailing the Meuse river.
Surprise Hans
Shell would never penetrate, German Engineering is overpowered.
@@wtf-hc3tp True ,but the explosions would Yeet that thing to the next postal code
Warbird Gaming Andddd the transmission broke...
the USS Arizona just fucking fires its 14" guns and totals your entire tank battalion.
Actually the He-162 did contribute in aviation in teaching us what not to do.
So true
Just like kindergarten told me.
Learn from your mistakes.
True
For its cost it was probably a fairly good aircraft. I'd ratjer have two or three Volksjägers than one 262.
Yet we have made so many like it
Jaghtiger: I'm trying to sneak to a firing position but I'm dummy thicc and the breaking of my transmission keeps alerting the M4 sherman jumbo
Jumbo: Oh? What this? Jagtiger?
Jadtiger: No. No. It's nothing.
Jumbo: Immobile? Unconscious? Oh?
*Censored*
*Giggles in 76mm*
@@justat1149 *Laughs in German tank support*
Broke Dog
*Maniacally laughs in P-47*
@@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 Russia: laughs in expendable personal
How to win a argument: “It’s Propaganda! All of it is Propaganda!”
Thats just propaganda
Or "Winners write history, losers keep their mouth shut"
@@l4bells851 I don't know man, you sounded like a propaganda to me.
Its more like how to label yourself as an idiot tbh
[DB] Invero no man! It’s totally how to win a argument! Stupid people will accept it and the smart convulse on the ground like a idiot
I can’t believe the German engineers did not plan for battle ships in the forest
Of course they planned for that, why do you think they made the Maus? Also, *pootis*
Yeah they were to focused on the battleships in the clouds to think about the forest
Well I mean the nazis used battleship pieces and even whole ships buried in concrete and mountains for the atlantic wall defences .
When Germany switches to land battleships so shall the allies lmao.
Edit: Though I think they took it too literally....
Very strong rain could start any second
The Iron Armenian: "It's over, commenters! I have the knowledge!"
Commenters: "You underestimate my stupidity!"
Don't try it
@@icunoretro791 *says douchy, edgy sh₱#*
I'm sorry, but now I just have this image of a Jadgtiger gong full throttle up a narrow French road. It barely even slows down as it passes the division HQ, while the commander yells "Ze Pennsylvanians are coming, ze Pennsylvanians are coming!"
"What do you mean, you idiot?! The Pennsylvanian National Guard? How many MEN, dammit?!"
"All of them, sir..." And with that, the trees part like the Red Sea, and the USS Pennsylvania comes rumbling through, sitting on roughly 300 Sherman track systems, carrying the entire population of Pittsburgh and flying a banner reading SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER. A voice calls out from the ship's PA as the Jadgtiger's transmission falls out in sheer terror:
"Say, where the hell is that 'Ratte' thing you were braggin' on last week? We want to exterminate it!"
Admit it, you'd pay to see that fight. We all would. The only thing that would make it better is if Godzilla refereed and offered live commentary.
I would pay so much to see that. Twice as much if Godzilla is there for live commentary
I'm not sure which would be more amusing, Godzilla's usual roaring, accompanied by wild gestures, or having him sound like the "and his name is JOHN CENA!" guy.
I presume he'd be wearing an announcer's jacket with the suede patches on the elbows and Kamina shades.
Well I mean the ratte would have a battle ship gun from the gnessienau so it's not that unfair
This comment is pure gold
I'm crying from laughing this is so funny and now I cant stop seeing this also
"Censor their names." Or, maybe, don't make a post in a public domain where literally anyone who cared to look themselves would literally find that exact post and the poster's name right above it.
There's no expectation of privacy in a public domain.
Public=Not Private >Insert Mind Blown gif
^ public backlash should be a thing
Sounds like bullying to me. Reported.
If you write something publicly, you should expect to be challenged for it. If you're ashamed of saying something, you shouldn't say it.
@@s.v.berezin1562 but what if people disagree? That shouldn't be allowed. I don't want to feel wrong! Ban them! Ban them all I say!
CleanerBen How dare they prove me wrong! Didn’t they read the part where I said anything that says I’m wrong is propaganda? _throws toys_
It’s been over a year since the first Bad Comments video. I’ve been stockpiling these comments as they always give me a chuckle going back over them. With so many to spare it’s only right that i open a little window into some of the bad comments i get.
I have so many bad comments that the original length of this video using the content I had would have put the length over 1 hour easily. This was already from hundreds of comments filtered down to 200 comments. I’m not exaggerating. The script was over 5,000 words cut down roughly in half and still the video is over 30 minutes long. With so much content part 3 of the bad comment saga will happen someday.
Link to part 1: ruclips.net/video/A-3PEZ8W3SY/видео.html
Yes
Hi you are amazing
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs it’s about time we get a part 2, we’ve all been waiting
Love this
Zero[blob] was talking about world of tanks
"It's hard to win an argument against a smart person but it's impossible to win against an idiot"
a smart person will beat you with logic and facts, an idiot will be you with experience
A stupid person will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
An idiot will make you have an extreme headache
Against a close minded one
Pride of a nation,
a beast made of steel.
Jagdtiger in motion,
king of the ocean.
It was made to rule the waves of the seven seas.
Terror of the seas the jagdtiger and the kriegsmarine!
@@emilsdalders799 The Jagdtiger and the Panzerelite
@@W0DAN88 nice one
But this is better "He is the Jagdtiger elite born to compete never retreat Jagdtiget division!"
Ah yes “The armenians did the massacre, and i must hate this armenian because he definitely was there”
galaxy brain moment
Hey,your grandparent is a murderer.That's mean you genetically inherit that murdering tendency......
...what was that about the claims against Germany?! Oh yeah, they are bullshit as well
Small brain moments
@@TacticalBurger0 No brain moment
If you think about it, if you rolled a Jagdtiger onto a barge at the end of the war, you could probably call that the pride of the German navy.
The terror of the seas, the Jagdtiger and the kriegsmarine!
By the time you loaded the Jagdtiger on the barge without it sinking, the bloody war probably would've ended.
@@mastergojidorah9165 eh true that
@@loganb7059 JAGDTIGER IN MOTION,KING OF THE OCEAN
HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!
"The last time I checked, the Pennsylvania wasn't making it's way up some creek in the Ardennes to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtigre." - Haigs 2020
I have never seen a Jagdtigre can you show me one!,Thank you!.
@@unusual_username8683 picture a tiger with no turret
He'd better check again,
Something I wish we could have seen.
GO PENNSYLVANIA
Commenter: "Don't call them planes!"
....... Fine.
IrOn BiRdS
FlyInG cAr
gabi Elon musk pls
*DILDO'S WITH WINGS*
IRON PEGASUS
tbh flying machine is just as childish to call a plane
"The Armenians are the ones that committed the massacres!"
I'm pretty sure this guy just committed genocide on my brain cells. Old habits die hard, I guess.
It`'s called the Armenian genocide duh (sarcasm)
Yes my grand grandfather Agob killed 1.5Million turks back when we had land
OMFG HAHAHAHA
Its been a while since i found such a legendary comment, well fucking done :)
Absolute destruction from your side
So the Armenians killed 1.5 million Armenians. I don’t believe that
Ah yes the Jagdtiger. Pride of the German Navy. I remember how my Grandpa used to tell me about his adventures serving on the Jagdtiger, and hunting Ukrainian convoies in the Pacific, near Paris. Good old times... good old times...
And the PPSh-41, glory of the Soviet Air Force, responsible for shooting down German Lügers with a single bullet. My Дедушка flew one, so I must know
@@soumavobanerjee8917 i remember seeing a wwii doc on Cartoon Network, where they showed us real footage of Lugers, Papashas and Pershings dogfighting over Cape Town. Wish I could fly a ppsh myself but as far as I know the only thing that the russian would let me fly is a UAZ
Damn this whole comment and reply section made me crack myself😂
@@willdelta4292 You can actually be allowed to fight in a Mosin Nagant as a rookie pilot in the Soviet Air Ofrce if you have the proper sources
@@soumavobanerjee8917 well I am a lvl25 mage in Call of Duty: Shadow of Chernobyl and a lvl 100 General in Metin 2
Do think I am qualified enough or I should just rather aim for a Makarov?
Let’s be honest, we all know Germany would have won if they had:
1: The power to see the future
2: Infinite manpower
3: Infinite resources
4: Infinite supplies
5: Infinite amount of skilled people
Do you even need infinite skilled people if you have infinite manpower?
@@bebberonibizza if you have infinite 11 year olds i doubt they'd be of use so yes you need skilled men
and 10000 Ratte tanks, 1000000 Maus tanks, 10000000 Ho-229s and 9999999 of other incredibly ineffective wonder weapons.
@@STFwrinkle tell that to the late war SS after they stock up on tank crews
@@kv-2thekingofderp866 they would have won if they had...
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People "Why do you read all the comments?"
Haigs "Memes"
Stonks
This.
Is why i bother with the comment section haha.
PRIDE OF A NATION
A BEAST MADE OF STEEL
JADGTIGER IN MOTION
KING OF THE OCEAN
HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAAAAAAAS
sunk in the maiden voyageeeee
*headbanging ensues*
Alia Hope-Wilson kneebanging
i i i i cant breath this is pure gold
Saw this comment while listening to a Sabaton song.
"When a man gaze upon the comment section, the comments section gaze back. That same man made a content out it"
A true madman
As Yahtzee once said: Don't gaze into the Abyss least the Abyss's boyfriend get narkey!
Actually, the Pennsylvania fired a shell into the atmosphere during WW1. There it was in orbit for thirty years until it eventually re-entered the atmosphere, striking a jagdtiger and penetrating its armour. This proved that a naval shell could indeed penetrate tank armour.
Imagine a Pennsylvania class battleship passing through the Ardennes meanwhile you are in your jagdpanther trying to snipe a Sherman
Hello ☺️
Hmm I'm thinking Brooklyn class light cruiser 5 turrets three tubes each fast firing 6" guns now to put wheels on it or tracks would that be so considered a tank?? yes I guess so🤔😎😏😱
I think a 29 thousand tonne warship with 14 inch, 45 caliber guns is the perfect match for a single tank destroyer
@@thedoctorofplagues4569 America: pray we don't bring the USS Iowa.
@@nukclear2741 oh fuck no. a 45 thousand tonne warship with 16" 50 caliber guns and a max speed of 33 knots. even in regular naval warfare, it would be overkill.
@@thedoctorofplagues4569 >:D
Hanz?
Yes?
Why is there a Battleship?
Because ze comments say we are ze pride of ze Kriegsmarine?
Oh so not one of the Führer's ideas?(The ME-262 having dive sirens.)
No.
0/10, accent not stereotypical enough.
@@uknownauchara774 I vant to zuck vour bloods
Hey guys did you know the Bismarck could pierce a Sherman?
No, no I didn’t
Holy shit really?
@Henry Lohman Well it would make sense if he was.....
NO FUCKIN WAY! I never could never have guessed! I thought the sherman was impenetrable to the german weaponry
OMG NO WAY YOU MUST BE LYING
"The Germans would won the war if..." Is a prayer that every wehraboo starts his day with
I'm a Byzantiboo, I start every day if "Constantinople wouldn't have fallen if..." followed be intense hatred for the Fourth Crusade.
They should've used skillshare
@@josephthundercok4877 but they were to busy play Raid: Shadow Legends.
I'm all for the the way we won (allies/Me an American)the war an stopped some truly evil stuff that was going on, an as much as I hate saying it yeah Germany had some better stuff that us TOWARDS THE BEGINING but we figured out how to kick Nazi/Imperial Japanese ass. For the record we always had the upper hand in small arms IMO
@@Clingerman93 If Germany had the same amount of supplies and manpower as the US or Soviet Union then I can garuan-fucking-tee you they'd literally obliterate any nation that stood in their way. But there are many, MANY things that lead to Germany's downfall, supply shortage being one of them.
3:23 That is where you are wrong, y’all know that the Pennsylvania class would totally go up a creek to Clap that Jagdtiger. 100% historically accurate.
ThePlatinumBloxer I need this animated.
WarCriminal1944 No, WE need this animated.
What are you talking about, a vague simulation done by a man with a degree in sociology using gary's mod as a test bed showed that the He-162 could easily defeat any allied plane from wwii, and even further than that it could take down the mig-15 and has an average of 420-69 k/d against an F-16 and T-65 X Wing.
Underrated comment.
"I PLAY WAR THUNDER I AM A CERTIFIED WAR HISTORIAN" - People on those comments, maybe
don't forget the WoT tank historians lol
WoT doesn't have that, WoT has people defending clearly OP tanks as not OP because you can pen them in certain spots at certain angles if you play certain tanks that have a certain amount of penetration on their premium rounds, historical accuracy in WoT dissapeared long long ago
Well, shit, then - I live in the past, because WoT was THE game to spawn these creatures, and I didn't "update" my standpoint.
I'd know, because I was that kid! I remember asking my history teacher in 5th primary about the Battle of France, and how did they lose with such awesome tanks like AMX40, so yeah.
@edit: well, it was the same year I thought that Australia swam such distance to Europe just to take part in partition of Poland. Good times.
Well, I guess it was the game before War Thunder appeared and WoT stopped being historically accurate with the amount of prototypes they introduce, that mostly are just.. tanks made out of probably 3 lines of text they found in some forgotten archives
@@nossiro90 To be honest, the first two tanks they put for the alpha were prototypes and only one of them was known
Imagine a World of Warships April fools event where you sail in a jagdpanther the size of a battleship and you go against an enemy team in Pennsylvanias.
WG: "Write that down! Write that down" Later, they'll sell it as a tier 8 premium.
KV-2 The king of Derp yes, *dew it*
How big would that gun be, just a massive gun nearly half the length of the ship thing would obliterate other battships in one hit (if it hit)
beep5406 true but it can also have a very long reload time since the gun is so massive.
Plus it still acts as an April fools event so it doesn’t matter much if it’s not that balanced
@@willimeister2553 oh dont care about the balance i just love the pure hilarity and would love to see this effectively spinal mounted enormous gun with armour that makes you question what it was planned to fight would love it and being a game it is possible again love the idea especially if it was fighting another hilarious vehicle like a battleship size kv-2
Doesn’t the UK use a cancerous mix of both Imperial and Metric?
Sadly yes
Didn’t the Uk invent the imperial system
@@flyingfortress15 yes, but they got better
Don’t forget Canada
We only use Imperial for things like beer/cider or milk, weight of people (specifically people for some reason) or for speed limits, the latter is more to do with the cost of changing it, the former two I have no idea why we use but hey.
“Oh I’m sorry I don’t speak to people that lost to Vietnam farmers”
*sad french noises*
Wait you don't loose the same w......
Everyone forgets about the french in Vietnam for some reason. Probably because they just care about shit posting about the US.
@@highadmiralbittenfield9689 because the French recognise they fucked up but the US wanted it to say they merely won.
@@tryomama they didn’t lose, they merely failed to win
For some reason big armies usually don't do so well against irregular forces.
30:18 Wait is he suggesting that the Armenians did the Armenian genocide, just to blame the Turks?
Thats a next level conspiracy
Mohammed is a true genius with his 18d chess conspiracies
@@James-dq7oi like?
@@avorxtrooper8272 check the time stamp
So we type in their channels and bully them for being insane
There is a way to defeat these "Tank destroyers are not tanks" people.
The M18, M10 and M36 had a rotating turret but were tank destroyers.
They'll probably just say "tHEy ArEn't TAnKs bECaUsE ThEy HAvE nO tOp"
@@minimumdust Just show them Taiwanese light tank Type 64.
@@minimumdust The M36 did have a top though
@@charliebasar9068 not generally, they did have a canvas that could be put up though
All tanks are tank destroyers
But not all tank destroyers are tanks
"TANKS ARE TANKS"- This man is a genious
If Tanks destroyers are not tanks, why are they in a tank museum:Bigthonk
I feel like this should be a public service announcement or something
@@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs because it's not a tank museum it's an armored vehicle museum :^)
@@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs if people aren't tanks, why are they in a tank museum?
Jk
This instantly translated to the incredibles meme
TANK IS TANK!
I absolutely love your reaction to the *Pennsylvania could take out a Jagdtiger* comment. Pure perfection.
Couldnt agree more, wasnt exspecting an answer to a stupid comment i left a year ago! xD
Btw; I would like to add, that it was meant as a joke :-)
@@cf1925 ok
I mean, I think if it had an APFSDS
@@randomuser5443 perhaps then ;)
@@kopfauftischhau216 honestly, I thought it was funny either way. I was assuming it was a joke, but you can never tell online. Now we gotta find out how many Jagdtigers the Pennsylvania can take out with one round. I wonder if it would overpenetrate or not...
Person: Comments something really douchy
Iron Armenian: Doesn't censor names and calls them out
Comments: "That wasn't very cash money of you."
I gave you the 69th like, enjoy your power
@@AlmightyLoaf ruclips.net/video/Sg14jNbBb-8/видео.html
@@radioactiverat8751 beautiful
"Underpowered and overweight" the story of my life
Komrade Kevin The Kommuneist Duck bruh
@@glosterjavelin2111 wat
Man I feel your pain
The feels bro
Oof self burn, those are rare
Jagtiger: We must break the allied supply lines! Bismarck: Schnell, Hans! Kursk awaits!
Battleship Bismarck *erika being blasted from a bad recorder*
Mein herr! Ze rudder is broke again!
The Germans wouldve won if the Bismark fought in the battle of Kursk
Mr Murica Germany suffers, give them the literal Bismarck
Mr Murica Germany suffers, give them the literal Bismarck
Ah yes, My favorite battleship was the Jagdtiger
Battleship with a destroyer main caliber?
Ah yes, the glory of the German Navy. Sabaton should make a song about this instead of some boat called Bismarck.
Mine is the Königstiger
The maus is my favorite submarine
Mine was the Kugelbliëtz or however you spell it 😳
A war thunder RUclipsr being sponsored by a game made by wargaming has got to be one of the most confusing things I’ve seen in my life
Ìt actually happens, Gaijin don't care too much about their community creators...
Angry nerd gaming has the same thing going on
I do believe there are a couple others as well .
He plays wot tho
The companies don't care about "sides" their games are so fundamentally different it doesn't matter. War Thunder appeals to people who look for a "sim-like" experience, everything from Wargaming appeals to those who look for an arcade experience
I'm imagining a Jagdtiger drifting across the ocean and circleing the USS. Pennsylvania, seconds before destroying it.
Déjà vu
"this Video is sonsored by World of Warships, the SINKING man action game"
yes i'm funny
What are you sinking about ?
@@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
Sink
@The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs
Sinko de mayo!
do I know you from Abin’s server?
@@risu6894 guess
I now have the mental image of an Abrams with a sturmtiger type launcher mounted in the turret and I can't stop thinking about it
Oh Panzer Of Ze Lake what is you wisdom?
The Panzer Of Ze Lake I’ve often wondered why they haven’t tried putting an ADATS turret on a Freebrams hull. But I guess you can’t just win that hard.
Lol it would look like some something sraight out of warhammer 40k
How about a KV2 but 3 turrets stacked on top of each other
@@bb-61ussiowa75 You mean a Kv6?
Commenters: it’s a tank destroyer, not a tank
Iron American: TANK IS TANK!!!
A tank is an armored tracked vehicle. Any questions?
And a hole is a hole lol
Armenian or american
@@Limon-cq5zu half-tracks are tanks too? Since they have armor and tracks?
@@WesleyKwong Tonk is armored continously tracked car
“Within the depths of the RUclips comment sections, we run into a plethora of a types of people. Some people are generally interested, some think they are intelligent and try to make wrong claims, and some have no idea what they are doing. Some try to make other nationalities think that what they are reading in their world approved history books is wrong, and some know what they are posting, and have facts to back themselves up with.
Today, we are looking into the comment sections, and picking out the most eye catching, annoying, and sometimes outright distasteful comments. Welcome to Internet Geographic, and today, we are looking into the environment commonly known as , the ‘RUclips comments section’”
"The Jagtiger wasnt the pride of the German navy, and last time I checked the Pennsylvania want making it's way up a creek in the Ardenne trying to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtiger."
That's enough internet for one day
Enough war will get you a battleship with legs, however I bet the Pennsylvania would love a thick cheek of some odd 100mm of armor. Like "pushing through butter" with those naval penetrators
Spiritual Beetle I kinda want someone to animate that
Please no
That was the best line
Yeah, it was definitely the Iowa and Missouri, god...
Nevermind
Now I can't argue with that.
They didn’t lose.
*They merely failed to win*
And your being ignorant
It was a number game
If one of our tanks were destroyed we can simply replace it,Germany couldn't they lack the raw materials to even produce a new tank to replace it that's why they had very small numbers of tanks and aircrafts compared to both the US and Soviet Union
Compared is the special word
sinister is random yes, but they wouldn’t have lost if they won
@@ctmalton1513 then explain how would they win hmm?
To read nearly 14k comments and not have all your brain cells die.
I am impressed.
Thanks, I did lose some braincells
@@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
You are the hero I need man, these comments are gloriously terrible...
@@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs s0ree wut? Bren sels no exist
@@robertcarterjr1 Maybe in ur brain
“TaNKs NeED a ROtATiNg TuRrET”
WW1 mk4 tank - Am I a joke to you?
Literally the first tank in existence didn't have a turret - sO It IsN't a TaNk
The virgin “plane”
The CHAD “aircraft”
The everybody: airplane
The simp Lift Generating Machine
HERPY DERPEDY The demigod inverted submarine.
That one guy: stop using metric, because you didn't land on the moon
NASA: using metric for all spacecraft as it's easy to convert in digital computers
And yet the flight computers still use feet, the speedometer miles and so on
To be fair, in the age of the Apollo missions NASA did measure speed in feet per second.
I’m American, I don’t give a shit about the damned conversions. I’m using metric
@@randomuser5443 okay commie
@@148crusader Americans will use anything BUT metric to measure. You even use football fields, yes you heard me, fucking football fields to measure. Fuck this I'm using metric my entire life. Just because it's metric doesn't mean it's communist.
People in the comments:
"Ackchyually, that's a tank destro..."
Iron Armenian: *"TANK IS TANK!"*
Isn't that wrong, though?
@@95DarkFire like Armenian kinda say. It depends on how you look at it and it also depends on that countries doctrine
@@95DarkFire tank destroyers are basically anti-tank guns mounted on a medium-heavy tank chassis. So yeah, pretty much a tank itself
@@Kreschavier well, some earlier types were on light tank chassis like Jg. Pz. I with the 4.7cm gun
@@nightstorm5914 fair point, but still, pretty much a tank
Imagine being a Jagdtiger and all of a sudden there's a massive boom from the nearby lake and there's just a massive battleship looking at you
And a uboat surfaces from under the ground, underneath the jagdtiger
The Pennsylvania just wanted to kick some ass.
Don’t judge it.
"Tanks are Tanks!" Write that down, Patrick, WRITE THAT DOWN.
the real questions is: is the Jagdtiger in World of Warships?
And add the Yamato into War Thunder as a Tank
@@airbornewarningandcontrols396 bismark as a plane
Russian Wunderwaffen The Yamato 2201 anime but its now german
Sounds like a good April 1 joke
You laugh now, but soon we will put pontoons on our Jadgtigers and destroy your pitiful navies! THE FUTURE OF NAVAL WARFARE IS FLOATING TANK DESTROYERS!
*your navy
@@alifm40DS I am so retarded, how tf did i make that mistake...
Denmark already used something they called "Kanonbåd" (Cannon boat) which was basically a row-boat with a cannon strapped to it.
In the Napoleonic Wars, if I recall correctly.
Was due to the fact, that the British had sunk half of the Danish fleet and stolen the other half. xD
"Everyone except america uses metric"
meanwhile British people agreeing and disagreeing at the same time
@Alexander Challis I have no idea if what you said was right or wrong cause it's nearly incomprehensible to me (please use commas and full stops) but this is just a joke about how british people use metric for some things and imperial for others, and not specifically towards engineers or other technical careers that require accuracy
Alexander Challis feet
Can confirm
@@englandcountryhuman8588 english gang unite
Me: it’s 2 miles down the road and 6 kilometers up the hill
American Person: HEUGH???
"Captain, mind telling me what you're doing with that Pennsylvania class battleship?"
"Sir, I saw a Jagtiger on land that was looking dummy thicc and I need to go clap its cheeks."
12:11 mans username is "imagination is power" while talking about americans using their imagination to rewrite history
He is very imaginative
@@randomuser5443 you must be imagining that Sunny Jim
Just another vatnik with zero brain cell that calls anything not sucking russia off is propaganda while eat all the crap that drop by kremlin.
@@stevenrith2386 Or Chinese. When you don't know the difference between a limey and a yank...
6:35 You know when a tank isn't weird when the barrel is an emergency exit
German efficiency!
So THAT'S how they got past the Ardennes!
"Hans, we're out of ammo. You know what this means"
"Aw sheiße"
RUclips commenters, "How ignorant should we be this year?"
Yes
Comment: nOt TaNk iZ DiEsTrOiEr
RUclipsr: TANK IS TANK
BuT iT dOeSnT HaVe A TuRrEt REEEEEEEEE
7:36
@@deadlypotato7953 They all probably get an aneurysm once they hear about the Strv-103.
@@deadlypotato7953 As someone who knows and cares about these things, it's a Tank Destroyer, but for the rest of the world, a tank is a tank.
ITS STILL A TANK! ITS ON TRACKS
Lol imagine not using burgers per desks as a speed measurement unit in 2020
or bananas :(
Bald eagles per grand canyon
Oh please, everyone knows that gigajules per anteater is the best form of speed measurement
Distance-Fahrenheit is the future.
@@sosogo4real nonsense, unless one wishes to keep track of the travel time of an unladen swallow
4:03 made me so mad when he said it was the first submarine and not a “U-Boat.” In German, there is no translation literally for the term “submarine.” So naturally, the Germans had to make a word. U-Boat or U-Boot is a shortened version of “Unterseeboot.” Which literally means Under sea boat. There is no literal translation for the word Submarine. Check your facts @Huh !
The word Uboot came from the German word Uboot, it was and is their official class. To this day a German produced submarine is still called a Uboot, even if it's being operated by a country that doesn't speak German. All Uboot's are submarines but not all submarines are Uboot's.
Ger I wasn’t meaning to seem over aggressive or like I’m witch hunting you. I used to not know really anything about history until a few years ago, and that’s okay man.
I’m an avid German Language student and the comment you made just ground my gears a little. But it’s a youtube video so it’s nothing worth overreacting about. But yes U-Boot (German), U-Boat (English Nickname), and Submarine (English). These terms get thrown around quite a bit so sometimes people are confused, which is again okay. Kind of like R-Boot (Räumboot) which means minesweeper. As there is no literal translation for “Minesweeper.”
Anyways, I’m happy to clear that up and if you wanna talk about Naval Technology I’m open any time! Have a good day!
@@jollyviking8583 If you want to have a fun literal translation of Minesweeper, it would be "Minen-Kehrer" or "Minen-Besen" (Mine-Broom); though we do have a very close literal translation that is used to classify the minesweeper boats: "Minensucher" (Mine-Searcher). de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minenabwehrfahrzeug#Minensuchboote
It’s a cheeseburger, how can it be a hamburger?
@@jollyviking8583 while that is correct we dont really say minenräumboot but minensuchboot because...reasons.
You know what they say it's all fun and games until the USS Pennsylvania shows up in the Ardennes.
Or that one time the Nimitz and the Iowa showed up in the middle of Baghdad, that was crazy, man.
@@fuzzyhead878 Reminds me of that battlefield 2 map that was landlocked but everyone would spam "enemy boat spotted!"
Good times lol.
The jagdtiger might have been the pride of the Kriegsmarine if they got their hands on some since they don't really have much ships
Without any question! They could have used it like Gneisenau in the late war...sink it and use it as a blockade ;)
Right a Tank Destroyer
Is totally able to float on the sea
random hey, who said anything about being able to float? ;)
@@sinisterisrandom8537 the allies made a sherman float so why not a Jagdtiger? 🤔
Lol
"austrian battleship"
Austria is landlocked
L A N D L O C K E D
It does have some picturesque lakes.
That's all a navy needs, right?
Danube river
So what? Didn't stop Entente after WW1 from forbidding Austria to have submarines.
Goes to show just how little fuck they gave about having decent surrender treaties.
@@Poctyk austria doesnt have sea bro
@@captfries As I said. That silly little fact didn't stop Entente after WW1
“Oh I’m sorry I don’t speak to people that lost to Vietnam farmers”
Damn man calm down. You didn’t have to completely disintegrate him.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 🔥
It's not a great burn. The US didn't lose a single battle above the Battalion level.
@@MarquisLeary34 Yeah what lost the war was hearts and minds not actual military losses. People bring up vietnam without actually understanding it.
@@Usernamesdontmatter1 We should have never gotten involved in the first place. South Vietnam was easily as much a tyrannical shithole as the North just without the Communism. We should have honored their sovereignty after WW2 but didn't. "
If there is anything that makes my blood boil it is to see our allies in Indochina and Java deploying Japanese troops to reconquer the little people we promised to liberate. *It is the most ignoble kind of betrayal.* ” -Douglas MacArthur
@@MarquisLeary34 I agree. What's worse is that the troops came home to be villified by their own countrymen.
"The Jagdtiger wasn't the pride of the German Navy, and the Pennsylvania wasn't making it up some creek in the Ardennes to clap the cheeks of a Jagdtiger!" 😂
I laugh at some of these comments, but rest assured I make some stupid comments sometimes too. Life comes full circle.
Everyone does.
if I see myself in here I'm gonna cry
Start
@@randomuser5443 heyyy I'm not in it
Ah yes, my grandpa told me how he commanded his Jagdtiger out to sea and started sinking Allied Freighters in the Atlantic.
Love your videos mate :D Greetings from Bavaria
Ah, he must’ve done very good back then!
Ah yes the well known ship, the jagdpanzer!
**definitely not a tank destroyer built in 1943**
Imagine if like 30 Jagdtigers lined up on a beach and started firing at a merchant ship lol
"Theyre not "planes", they're aircraft."
Dirigible, blimps, and zeppelins are aircraft. Balloons are aircraft. Helicopters are aircraft.
It's almost as if we like being able to implicitly know we're talking about the aircraft that use airfoils, or planes, as a key aspect of their function.
I honestly don't understand the whole "hating Armenians" I mean if that's the case because of their history then why not Germany because of their history?
Every country has done something bad in the past and it it just the past.
I agree. If some armenians were bad 100 years ago. That doesn't mean all Armenians are bad today.
I think they are
1. Confusing Armenian with American
2. are turkish
I'm guessing that a lot of the Armenian hate comes from Turks who are pissed off because Armenia would dare accuse them of genocide. Just some people salty that their country's dirty laundry is being aired out for all to see.
Video summary:
"Don't speak unless you can improve the silence"
Hello ☺️
Hmm what about "Silence is Golden"?🤔
SCE Squirrels: "Stay alert stay safe!" Ad campaign by SCE you can find it on RUclips.
Be safe out there have a good day, mate!👍😏🍻
@Mialisus What in Azothoth's dreams are you talking about?
@Mialisus Sorry, did you say something? I was enjoying the good silence and ignoring any rueful noise.
Ah yes, Prince Eugen, pride of the austrian fleet. Austria - you know, the landlocked country that practically seized to exist in 1938.
they gotta show their "naval" superiority over their lakes somehow.
AKA that one country everyone either forgets about or mixes it up with Australia
As a sidenote, there indeed was an Austrian, more specifically Austro-Hungarian warship called SMS Prinz Eugen. It was a Tegetthoff class Dreadnought commissioned in 1914.
@RadTheLad
WE WILL TAKE THE MEDITERREAN!
Also: funny that the austro hungarian Empire fell at the hands of Europe due to the Italian Kingdom itself.
@@fehervari98 .. wouldn't a few wodden boats be enought to bring the soldiers from a part of the lakes to the other?
“Imagination is Power”
Clearly, your brain’s power is all going to your imagination.
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude.
“What do you do when you see a rainbow in real life?”
Luka Mike: Have the gays... TAKEN OVER THE SKY?!
I did some quick research about this "Imagination Is Power" He has a playlist on his youtube channel filled with Anti-american Russian propaganda videos lmao
Frostielicious lmfaoooo
IamNeverPro xD
@@clarkington5383 wait how?
@@clarkington5383 ngl, but America fucks itself up way worse than any country "hacking" the presidential elections. Just look at what Mr. T is doing during these times...
Scrubz Best A heard it messed with Trump and Bernie recently. The idea isn’t to get on guy to win, it’s a shed doubt on the elections
Also concerning the whole "nurr durr landed on the moon" style critique of the metric system: correct me if i'm wrong but i believe NASA uses the metric system because early spaceflight calculations went horrendously wrong on the wonky base of the imperial system.
Neil
So what you are saying is that nasa is too stupid to be able to make simple conversions right?
It’s not hard to convert from imperial to metric... using the “wonky” argument isn’t an argument in so much as a showing of incompetence.
@@targitausrithux2320 I'm not sure on the specifics, but i believe it was something to do with the minute rounding that was taking place during conversion that caused huge deviations over the vast distances involved. Probably also the technological limitations of the time, but as I said, if someone knows the full story I'd love to be reminded.
I think the problem was that some parts of the system used feet and another one meters but some idiot forgot to convert the units and they got a dataofset of roughly 1/3. Definitely too much to steer a rocket...
That's why they decided to use only one system: metric
Nasa only started using it in the space shuttle era.
But yeah imperial is fucky. Thing is, the U.S is already using metric for everything except construction and civilian measurment. Like land distance. Its a mixed system, just not on paper.
gillecroisd 92 ma dude, the onboard computers that calculated the landing used metric, despite that I highly doubt that the leadership of the moon program, which consisted of german scientists, would even consider using imperial
People: "Can we stop using measurements from countries that havent landed on the moon or won world wars?"
France, Brazil, Mexico, Russia, etc: Hmmm
NASA using the metric system: *looks away*
Americans in school: “stop bitching about diversity and budget and make us metric”
Congress: “no nazi”
Trump: *kindly request I get off stage as he WWE slams me*
Fernando Marques
Kek nasa was at its greatest decades ago and was using imperial to get to the moon at the time.... today they use metric but they also are useless.
Inb4 “no funding” I don’t care... leave the space exploration to the private sector... they wouldn’t take billions of taxpayer dollars to fund more missions just for samples of rocks on planets we already have samples from.
Well USA don't have won WW either x)
They just comes at the end of these wars
I like how most Americans forget that our fav light beverage (soda pop) is measured in...wait for it..LITERS! we buy/say two (2) liters like they were going out of style....lol
God, people like this make me disappointed at myself for being an American
*When a youtuber talks about tanks*
People who think they're experts: ThAtS NoT A tAnK iT's A tANk DeStRoYeR WhICH Is DiFfeReNT
Meanwhile, anyone doing anything where it Matters calls the whole lot (along with half tracks, LAVs, SPGs, etc) AFVs, then breaks that down into different sub groups as appropriate to what they're doing (with 'tank' basically never being it's own category), and everyone Else just calls the whole lot 'tanks' collectively, and something more specific if the distinction is relevant.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
@@laurencefraser generalization is nothing more than a necessary evil.
16:15 The one thing the HE-162 contributed to aviation, is showing engineers another TERRIBLE way to build a plane that should be AVOIDED
Also took material away from 109s and 190s
The He 162 serves as a constant reminder of the importance of occasionally pressing ctrl+A, followed by backspace
Actually the HE 162 brought a ton to the aviation industry. It taught everything we shouldn't do when making a plane.
Some armchair military expert: Nooo! You cannot call a turretless tank destroyer a tank
Strv. 103: haha am main battle tank
“oh sorry, i dont speak to people who lost to Vietnam farmers.”
I cracked up lmao
The "tanks need to have a rotating turret" argument is so dumb because then the Wolverine, Hellcat and Jackson were tanks right? I doubt these people would agree with that statement.
but the Hellcat has a rotating turret...... or do you mean, that those are often called tank destroyers with a rotating turret,so they are tank --> tank destroyers remain tanks?
@@tizi087 I was pointing out how the supposed differentiation between tanks and tank destroyers being a rotating turret, doesn't work here.
@BlackDeathViral03 exactly my point.
Just slap a rotating bucket with a gun on the roof of your car and bam, you have a tank by this logic
Hey a Humvee has a machine gun mount on top of the turret allowing full 360 traverse and protection of the gunner, *it’s a tank by default*
"Measuring stuff with feet and bald eagle heads, it doesn't make sense"
Petition to start using bald eagle heads as a measurement please
How about wingspan?
“The dimensions of the table are 3 wings by 5 wings by 2 wings”
these comments sounds like the armored vehicle equivalent of CoD kid arguing about guns in a real gun store
Rasyiq M Hanif I reenact ww2 Australian militia, and this kid come up to and start talking about how good my "M1 Garand" is. Took me a few minutes to convince him it was in fact an SMLE, and that despite the fact he had played battlefield V, I in fact knew what model my own rifle is
@@dracarysblackfyre6030 do you have any social media outlet? I'm intrigued with what your doing
Also kids gotta learn.. You're doing your part lmao
@@rasdread0989 facebook.com/NXLHnewsouthwales is about the best we've got in terms of social media. It's a bit sparce ATM because I don't use facebook too much, and the lockdown has made it hard to do any reenacting, but we do have photos and videos in a backlog.
And yeah, couldn't agree more. Some people I've known reenact because it looks cool, or they want attention. I reenact to teach history. Those who fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it after all. And as we say every Anzac day: Lest We Forget
the pensylvania could pen a jagdtiger got me... "the jagdtiger was not the pride of the german navy'
Mate I swear the guy at 12:10 read the channel name as The Iron American, that's what I call a bruh moment.
Brrruuuuuh!!! 😂
Just wanna Defend my lovely Engineers here that made things like the Hetzer (that clearly is not a Tank but a Stardestroyer duffus) we did not have in mind that the gun has so much recoil so we put the loader right behind it, yeah... the test did not go so well, but now atleast we got some great training exercise connected with reloading that thing, and to the under powerd and overweight thing, we did not get the Engine we ordered from the Future and we like big fat tanks, obviously.
Well Nice Day to you and im gonna see you on the Frontlines good Sir.
Duffus is an underrated class of tank
@@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs Indeed, I'm surprised we didn't try to revisit the Tank Destroyer Duffus
@@moloti6254 hell yeah my favorite tank destroyer duffus
Common sense: exists. People in yt comments: Da FuArK iS dAt.
Video: sponsored my world of warships
Gaijin: **emergency meeting**
"Last time I checked the Pennsylvania wasn't making his way up some creek in the Ardennes that clapped the cheeks of a Jagdtiger."
Oddly enough, this is exactly what I got in my mind now...
Imagine someone smart enough to think that USS Pennsylvania went into shore and waltz toward Ardennes Forest and literally clapping those damn german's cheek
Hans! We need to convert the Bismarck to a landship and destroy ze american ship!
@@nightstorm5914 But Günther, we allready haf ze Gneisenau
@@theflyinfox9250 Fein, then we use the Bismark to attack ze russians
Naval ships with legs is something I’ll never get tited of thinking about.
Nah, it's all about half-track *aircraft* carriers.
Archer tank: Like the Jagdtiger, except with a gun kept in the ass. This is how the big-brain British engineers solved the problem of the thicc ass cheeks slapping alerting the guards.
Disclaimer: Yes, this is a joke.
Genius!
@@caffeineaddictedklutz Thinking about it, I think that this same sentiment has been carried into the current day and age; Tanks normally have a turret nowadays, but don't you find it suspicious that those turrets have 'cheeks'? So, in basic, they mounted the ass of the tank in a rotating turret and put a gun in between the cheeks.
Challenger 2/ Abrams: "The engine isn't the main problem but, without the gun, the clap of my ass cheeks would alert the guards!"
雀海 holy shit this is an avengers level threat
@@shithead_garage For some, truly ironic reason, my archer tank IS normally my most stealthy tank...
..."We can shoot the archer before it turns around."
"So why isn't the enemy archer dead?"
"It snuck in and... turned, sir."
"Dear god."
Came within 10 meters of something like 5 enemies and killed them without them noticing where I'd come from (because APCBC sometimes needs more than one shot (especially on truck-mounted tank destroyers which I mainly came across) and yet they still had trouble seeing me.)
Hey iron! I wanted to expand on my comment on the last video. One of the main impacts and probably the only impacts he 162 has was its wing design, the downward facing tips of its wings. They have the same effect as the upward facing winglets you would see on commercial aircraft but they are slightly more efficient when facing down so they direct air downward with gravity assisting this action. The He162 also was one of the first aircraft to have an ejector seat, a major breakthrough when you need your plane fails you.
This one is a little far off but it’s very slim body & cockpit integration into the fuselage has become a standard in modern Jets. Look at the British sea hawk (in the German premium tech tree in war thunder)& the F-16 Viper. It is most evident in those two planes.
I had a huge whaaa moment when I saw my comment on your video! I guess I’m feeling the hypocrisy when I laugh at other people’s lousy comments when my own is on the channel now. Sorry if I pissed you off or anything! Keep doing what you do, I follow you on twitch as well since you do make some quality content.
I somewhat doubt that the He 162 had much impact on aircraft design.
Counter arguments for wing design:
Different reasons for the curved wingtips, just a similar solution.
The large amount of time between the He 162 and the appearance on these upwards curved wingtips on airlines. Especially considering fuel efficiency has always been important for airplane design.
Counter arguments for the slim fuselage design.
Both the Gloster Meteor and Lockheed P-80 were designed around the fuselage with the smallest fuselage possible. Like most other fighter planes at the time the size of the engine determined the size of the fuselage frontal area.
Do I agree with you that the He 162 was a great design: Yes, the issues with the He 162 were probably down to manufacturement issues to my knowledge. I believe a famous British test pilot (name forgotten) actually liked flying the plane.
Your statements are fun though, but just a bit of a stretch.