I Want To Get Off Mr Stalins Wild Ride

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs  4 года назад +457

    Context for 3:35 is that i squaded up with Angelo the creator behind Angeli's world, lots of cute ww2 comics. He is also the person that made my War Thunder decal. So i find it fun that someone with the decal killed me and Angelo at the same time... while also having my decal on their plane.
    Link to get my War Thunder Decal -> goo.gl/xdB8G9 Pictures pined in my Twitter ->twitter.com/TheIronArmenian

  • @justat1149
    @justat1149 4 года назад +1120

    *SORRY IRON BUT...*
    *THE RIDE NEVER ENDS COMRADE*

    • @risu6894
      @risu6894 4 года назад +31

      getting killed by a BT-7 in a Maus be like

    • @M65V19
      @M65V19 4 года назад +9

      We will ride until 1991

    • @franzferdinand9093
      @franzferdinand9093 4 года назад +1

      Unless Mikhail gets on.

    • @justat1149
      @justat1149 4 года назад +2

      Franz Ferdinand *THEN THE RIDE GOES FASTER*

    • @weegeeisskream9544
      @weegeeisskream9544 4 года назад +1

      I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU ASSHOLE

  • @spencerlenz5050
    @spencerlenz5050 4 года назад +591

    “I want to get off Mr Stalin’s wild ride” Soviet military high command, circa 1938

    • @RE-zl7sy
      @RE-zl7sy 4 года назад +12

      get off my ride

    • @Steven-tu4jo
      @Steven-tu4jo 4 года назад +12

      Off the ride and right into the gulag.

    • @RE-zl7sy
      @RE-zl7sy 4 года назад +6

      @@Steven-tu4jo NO

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 года назад +6

      @@RE-zl7sy *1945 rolls around* Get off ours, blyat

    • @RE-zl7sy
      @RE-zl7sy 4 года назад

      it is my >:)

  • @The.Drunk-Koala
    @The.Drunk-Koala 4 года назад +188

    1:12 in chat "The famous pe-8 dive bomber"

    • @Prenz01
      @Prenz01 4 года назад +21

      There’s like 10 Jericho trumpets on the wings

  • @Squiders
    @Squiders 4 года назад +582

    Why whenever I'm just about enjoy a pint of laundry detergent and my 3rd line of dried thermal paste, you go and upload a video?

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 4 года назад +5

      Woah

    • @thedoomslayer7854
      @thedoomslayer7854 4 года назад +11

      Squiders this hits different bro

    • @nathandamaren2093
      @nathandamaren2093 4 года назад +16

      I prefer a pint of Tide Ultra with a bleach shot to chase it, followed by a 6" line of lye powder cut with caesium hydroxide.

    • @thebombdigitydog
      @thebombdigitydog 4 года назад +4

      Honestly... everyone drinks or eats theirs but i take all my TidePods as suppositories.

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 4 года назад +4

      Man, to think I used to be proud I could buttchug a quart of lime juice followed by baking soda and vinegar. That's some next level stuff!

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 4 года назад +198

    19:37
    Ah yes, that plane has a crew consisting of
    -pilot
    -rear gunner
    -human shield
    XD

    • @Cx10110100
      @Cx10110100 4 года назад

      radiooperator/bombdoor operator?

    • @krisanludwiczak6377
      @krisanludwiczak6377 4 года назад

      @@Cx10110100 there isnt a guy like a bomb door operator

    • @Cx10110100
      @Cx10110100 4 года назад

      @@krisanludwiczak6377 the guy who aims and drops bombs, these are titled on other bomber aircraft

    • @krisanludwiczak6377
      @krisanludwiczak6377 4 года назад

      @@Cx10110100 but that's the bombardier

  • @toanomega
    @toanomega 4 года назад +246

    “I want to get of Mr. Stalin’s Wild Ride”
    Said the innocent man on his way to the Gulag

  • @Pancaika
    @Pancaika 4 года назад +93

    Plane: *loses all control*
    Instructor: *"Critical Speed, Push Nose Down"*
    Iron: "I have no control over this~"

  • @wablamboom3220
    @wablamboom3220 4 года назад +457

    “I had to Stuka it in.” Ah yes, otherwise known as “divebombing”

    • @NinjaOtter1209
      @NinjaOtter1209 4 года назад +8

      Wablam Boom What do you think Stuka means in German?

    • @StephanB2011
      @StephanB2011 4 года назад +22

      @@NinjaOtter1209 Sturzkampfbomber (Divebomber)

    • @NinjaOtter1209
      @NinjaOtter1209 4 года назад +4

      @@StephanB2011 That was a rhetorical question, the point is that you could technically call any dive-bombing run "Stuka-ing it in", not just a run made by a Junkers ju 87 aircraft.

    • @geemcspankinson
      @geemcspankinson 4 года назад +1

      @@NinjaOtter1209
      You mean "Divebombing"

    • @aidanrowland611
      @aidanrowland611 4 года назад +10

      I’ve had to do this more times then I’d like to admit with the Pe-8. The weirdest thing is it’s shown promising results. I’m starting to think the Pe-8 is actually just a jumbo IL-2

  • @odifyltsaeb8846
    @odifyltsaeb8846 4 года назад +10

    3:25 At exactly the trimmed speed, whichever that happens to be, the aircraft flies level. Above trim speed, nose goes up; below trim speed, nose drops. The aircraft will generally try to maintain its trimmed speed by itself.

  • @roeihei1
    @roeihei1 4 года назад +131

    0:49 danm he rlly be rammin that thick thing into the C point

    • @biko9824
      @biko9824 4 года назад +2

      JoelVulpus the C ‘hole’?

    • @leehongjin6884
      @leehongjin6884 4 года назад +2

      Must be thick and you must get it to explode inside

  • @tdofducksplays
    @tdofducksplays 4 года назад +57

    0:09
    Crew:Oh no torpedo of the port side!!! We’re gonna DIE!!!
    Warship:Hold ma beer

  • @broadside5994
    @broadside5994 4 года назад +59

    5:12 Hans, I told you our Jagdtigers were the stealthiest tanks ever built!

    • @herrbonk2211
      @herrbonk2211 4 года назад

      Broadside you don't seem to be me. Shut up.

  • @cd180
    @cd180 4 года назад +41

    3:25 a passenger plane was once in this situation, traveled on for a few hours with throttle control and then crashlanded on an airfield.

    • @MyLonewolf25
      @MyLonewolf25 4 года назад +1

      Comrade Vulture he should have started barrel rolling

    • @baddiematty5289
      @baddiematty5289 4 года назад +4

      Phugiod Cycle. You get stuck stalling, then regaining lift from the drop. Very scary, lead to the deadliest single aircraft crash in history when a passenger plane from Japan lost tail control.

    • @FilmTheAntR11
      @FilmTheAntR11 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, united airline 232 was an amazing landing. There was also the dhl that lost all contols in baghdad and landed without catching fire or causing severe injury

    • @busteraycan
      @busteraycan 3 года назад

      @@baddiematty5289 I remember it being chinese but maybe that was another one.

    • @baddiematty5289
      @baddiematty5289 3 года назад

      @@busteraycan the one I'm referencing is Japan Airlines Flight 123. The tail was improperly repaired and the rear vertical stabilizer was ripped off after takeoff leading to total loss of control.

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 4 года назад +32

    22:50
    At first I thought we were winning but it seems they're making a comeback.
    Sums up Germany in WW2 lol

  • @nickkurzy2246
    @nickkurzy2246 4 года назад +53

    0:08 - Go home Gajin, you're drunk.

  • @sukositb
    @sukositb 4 года назад +27

    25:00 Flak tower in action fighting off Allied planes in Berlin (1944)

  • @leTaubsi
    @leTaubsi 4 года назад +24

    5:50 most satisfying War Thunder clip ever

  • @henryatkinson1479
    @henryatkinson1479 4 года назад +81

    3:14 yeah thats like my life

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 4 года назад +5

      Henry Atkinson so you crash but you don’t burn and you ultimately make it out alive and alright

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 года назад +2

      @@andrewe.2464 yes

    • @Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich
      @Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich 4 года назад +2

      The music is you after dying

  • @quentin9717
    @quentin9717 4 года назад +37

    3:00 737 Max Pilots be feeling like...

    • @apple222sickly
      @apple222sickly 4 года назад +1

      Quentin Ritter
      Especially in Ryanair xD

  • @meesdoetregie
    @meesdoetregie 4 года назад +24

    3:29 that timing tho

  • @ebbonemint
    @ebbonemint 4 года назад +8

    3:18 *Cries in JAL 123 flight disaster*

  • @wdowa94
    @wdowa94 4 года назад +27

    3:22 PERFECT EARRAPE TIME!

  • @TexasBoy13
    @TexasBoy13 4 года назад +35

    i love how cheeky he says "i found this on reddit" >=3 5:59

    • @BlackStallione
      @BlackStallione 4 года назад +3

      "Fwound wis on weddit"

    • @lukebryan5512
      @lukebryan5512 4 года назад +4

      You could hear his smile

    • @jerrylancaster256
      @jerrylancaster256 4 года назад

      What do the 3 Mark's on his wings mean? I've seen several RUclipsrs with those in their skins

    • @lukebryan5512
      @lukebryan5512 4 года назад

      @@jerrylancaster256 He has the Armenian flag, if that's what you mean.

    • @jerrylancaster256
      @jerrylancaster256 4 года назад

      @@lukebryan5512 nay I knew about that but I think it was on one of his German craft, its three black dashes in a circle

  • @Soviet20
    @Soviet20 4 года назад +7

    Me: Spawns Airplane the only airplane up yeets himself into the ground.
    Me: Multiple planes up, spawns a plane, gets wrecked by 3 of them at the same time.
    Gaijin: *Laughs in Gaijin Coins*

  • @caffeineaddictedklutz
    @caffeineaddictedklutz 4 года назад +19

    _German communications were hard to break_
    The intro takes that a little too literally...

  • @lea-lj8jl
    @lea-lj8jl 4 года назад +11

    New idea, go full speed with the hipper, hit the bridge and squash a little boat with it

  • @Mgl1206
    @Mgl1206 4 года назад +4

    I like the fact that you actually used proper terminology in saying “retard” since its used in in planes and I believe that it means pull up your descending to fast. So I enjoyed that bit of actual realism.

  • @Praetore_
    @Praetore_ 4 года назад +3

    Imagine how terrifying it would have been to see a giant PE-8 diving down at you only to pull up as it releases a giant fuck off bomb.
    Now imagine just adding a loud ass siren to it.
    🤔

  • @scrawn9721
    @scrawn9721 4 года назад +1

    2:00 how to control an aircraft without tail controls
    1. Dont panic! Keep your shit together
    2. Engine power: up / down movement
    3. A and D keys = left and right movement

  • @jirihorsky9600
    @jirihorsky9600 4 года назад +31

    "I foun this on Reddit"
    well of course You did.

  • @loffiniffi8172
    @loffiniffi8172 4 года назад +1

    I was laughing like a maniac at this !! thank you for the high quality footage and editing !! love it, man.

  • @Welsh_Josh
    @Welsh_Josh 4 года назад +8

    I have never seen a battleship do a wheely

  • @normalicious9734
    @normalicious9734 4 года назад +4

    03:31
    "Gunner unconscious"
    I think you mean: "Gunner turned into fine red paste"
    PS: a few days ago i got a free talisman for the glorious stalinium yeet-box of death
    (KV 2)

  • @AnonPanzer
    @AnonPanzer Месяц назад +1

    Fun Fact:
    This is exactly why Commarade Iosef Stalin was too Afraid of Flying and the Aircraft Travel.

  • @lukebryan5512
    @lukebryan5512 4 года назад +2

    Armenian's videos make my day. The diverse content and high quality commentary is golden.

  • @jordananderson2728
    @jordananderson2728 4 года назад +3

    "Do you like my strategy of aiming at where they're going"
    I do believe you mean "doing it properly"

  • @-caesarian-6078
    @-caesarian-6078 4 года назад +1

    To escape the condition you entered in 1:35 you have to reduce power and raise flaps as the nose rises, then use max power and drop flaps as it stalls, this stabilizes the motions you were going through (called the phugoid cycle or something) in your case, I would also keep engine 1 at wep constantly to make up for the loss of wing area on that side, if war thunder allowed different power settings for engines. it was the same problem encountered by the pilots of United 232, a real aviation accident in which pilots used this method to get vaguely lined up to land after an engine explosion. Unfortunately, landing this way is almost impossible, and the flight crashed into the runway.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_232?wprov=sfti1

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 4 года назад

    3:19 That actually happened in 1989 to United Airlines Flight 232. A fan blade broke off and severed nearly all the controls. They managed to get the plane down with the only control being power throttle, exactly the same situation you were in. The plane broke up on landing, but they managed to save 175 of the 285 passengers.

  • @onenerdarmy
    @onenerdarmy 4 года назад +1

    3:18 - Actually, there's a Japanese 747 that would understand EXACTLY how you feel...and no it didn't end well!

  • @Tsarinho
    @Tsarinho 4 года назад +8

    Everybody gansta till me 163 fuel starts leaking

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 4 года назад +1

    Mr Stalin I would like to get off your wild ride.
    *> Incorrect answer*

  • @thewildsimon1418
    @thewildsimon1418 4 года назад +2

    G.I. Haigs: could you ever imagine being in this situation in real life
    Me: have you ever heard of easy jet and Ryan air?

  • @eklhaft4531
    @eklhaft4531 4 года назад +1

    7:32 When War Thunfer forces you to taxi with plane that was meant to be towed on the runway and blast off.

  • @davasaurthereal4678
    @davasaurthereal4678 4 года назад +4

    ”WHO NEEDS A WING WHEN I AM A WING!?!!”
    -Iron, 2020

  • @lightunicorn1371
    @lightunicorn1371 4 года назад +3

    One of the best vids you've ever made this was awsome

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 4 года назад +7

    I really hope they add the flying Russian boats to the Russian ship tech tree.

  • @anaverageguy3022
    @anaverageguy3022 4 года назад +3

    When I see the p.108 sway side to side that makes me think of the the Family Guy Wizard of Oz cut of how the tin man was swaying side to side because he was supposedly gay.
    I dont know why that came to mind.

  • @BirdiesGoCherp
    @BirdiesGoCherp 4 года назад +13

    5:58 "I found this on *WEDDIT* "

  • @duckhunts1931
    @duckhunts1931 3 года назад +1

    18:10 when the kamikaze mission fails but also succeeds

  • @octaviocuesta1155
    @octaviocuesta1155 4 года назад +2

    That intro though, goddamn I needed that this week!
    In all seriousness though Iron, I'm pretty sure that's why Gaijob broke the bridge.

  • @aidenlink4580
    @aidenlink4580 4 года назад +1

    "Who needs a wing when i am the wing!" - The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs.

  • @paullewis770
    @paullewis770 4 года назад +1

    4:43 "I think on the other side of the house is the enemy"
    - Jagdtiger commander making last stand at Berlin, 1945

  • @nl_pyro_gek.0228
    @nl_pyro_gek.0228 4 года назад +6

    You always make ma day a lot better when you upload

  • @joukopentikainen2360
    @joukopentikainen2360 4 года назад +3

    Hey Iron as a trained anti air gunner I can tell you that you should shoot at a spot ahead of the enemy and let the plane fly into the volley. Of course you should work out the range first whit ranging shots. That actually is the case in ground shooting as well. First shoot ranging bursts and then destroy the target with a combat volley. Btw I`m not sure of the grammar I used was correct because I wasn`t taught these things in English

  • @jvg3242
    @jvg3242 4 года назад +2

    J1N1 is my favorite early game plane

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 4 года назад +1

    *Uses the bridge to sink the ship aft first to give forward guns the elevation they need to hit far off targets*

  • @perrysambridge6021
    @perrysambridge6021 4 года назад +5

    Please make a German super chat compliation , love from Deutschland! Like this so Iron can see !

  • @FRFFW
    @FRFFW 4 года назад +4

    0:07 that how bismarck broke her radio xD

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 4 года назад +1

      you do know that’s the Prinz Eugen, right?

    • @FRFFW
      @FRFFW 4 года назад

      @@TheGibusDemo jawolh :)

    • @FRFFW
      @FRFFW 4 года назад

      @@TheGibusDemo remember? both look like each other

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 4 года назад

      I just run into a lot of people who don’t know the difference.

    • @FRFFW
      @FRFFW 4 года назад

      @@TheGibusDemo we got the same problem then xD

  • @itchypit6413
    @itchypit6413 4 года назад +1

    "i want to get off mr bones wild ride"
    DSNL flash backs

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 4 года назад +1

    Can you imagine deliberately hitting that bridge to raise your bow over a torpedo? I think the person firing it would probably just give up at that point xD

  • @lordwintertown8284
    @lordwintertown8284 4 года назад +4

    heh heh I wonder if Captain Heye got a shock when he saw his ship bow pointed in the sky...
    ehh two KS not cool man ...
    Still kinda sucks the J1N1 doesn't get a 1st person view similar to the Mercel Bloch M.B.174 A-3 & Northrop P-61 Black Widow the first is to two separate weapon sets meanwhile the P-61 IDK heh heh. btw all three are fun in SB Air.

  • @andreamaul1603
    @andreamaul1603 4 года назад +8

    3:29 perfect timing

  • @Tmccreight25Gaming
    @Tmccreight25Gaming 4 года назад +1

    It's honestly amazing that you kept that bomber airborne for so long

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat 4 года назад

    0:08 Gunners in the rear turrets be like:"Hans get ze Rettungsboot!"

  • @dinoslavski
    @dinoslavski 4 года назад +2

    Yay, you finally added that clip.

  • @chearn397
    @chearn397 4 года назад +2

    Those first 30 seconds made my day

  • @MrDeed121
    @MrDeed121 4 года назад +1

    Imagine,just imagine,combined arms battles with tanks,planes and SHIPS in the same match.That would be kinda scary!

  • @lukeflores4045
    @lukeflores4045 4 года назад +1

    Who needs a wing when I'm the wing
    -The Iron Armenian

  • @DerCharacter
    @DerCharacter 4 года назад +1

    Next time you’re missing you’re elevator, remember to use the stairs

  • @unknown_karma12334
    @unknown_karma12334 4 года назад +1

    The jojo song males it very good, and that bridge looks like the bridge from the DLC "Sam's story" from Metro Exodus

  • @acecarpenter502
    @acecarpenter502 4 года назад +2

    That bounce at 5:50 tho

  • @rubyboy99
    @rubyboy99 4 года назад

    Yes, you can, wrestle with throttle to level out and slowly descend, crash landing wherever but as softly as possible, or when you were high enough bail out.

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 4 года назад +1

    21:30 epic landing

  • @dskpgsoe9008
    @dskpgsoe9008 4 года назад +1

    10:36: Iron smashing the desk be like:
    NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN [...] NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN...

  • @ghostlynose2091
    @ghostlynose2091 4 года назад +1

    That Wild Rose crash was probably survivable. Maybe. With the exception of the tail gunner.

  • @redacted8983
    @redacted8983 4 года назад

    3:10 this is what the pilots felt like in JAL 123. Their elevator got fucked and the only controls they had were the engines and its wings. Until they crashed to the base of a mountain

  • @starbomber
    @starbomber 4 года назад

    3:21 this is when, IRL, a sensible pilot would have been "Alright, everybody out! Rides closed!" and try to get enough altitude to bail.

  • @Nimori
    @Nimori 4 года назад

    You know whats weird?
    When my B-17’s, Corsairs, Mustangs, or pretty much any American aircraft loses their elevator controls; It just dives straight down; even with your flaps down

  • @battleshipfleet
    @battleshipfleet 4 года назад +1

    It seems to me that your Pe-8 has downloaded the Boeing 737 max dance module after that little encounter with the firefly, lmfao 1:51.

  • @ussneworleans7490
    @ussneworleans7490 4 года назад +1

    0:00 ah shit here we go again

  • @frenchsoldier8485
    @frenchsoldier8485 4 года назад

    Mr. Stalin's wild ride never ends, only the conductor does

  • @MordalfusGrea
    @MordalfusGrea 4 года назад

    Mr Stalin's Wild Ride indeed.
    I remember that time in Arcade when my Mig 3's elevator was sniped and I was trapped doing loops over an airfield, got three kills while doing it before getting rammed by a biplane

  • @itsmafie4641
    @itsmafie4641 4 года назад +1

    I forgot to like the video yesterday and I woke up with two broken legs today.

  • @fuzzy4461
    @fuzzy4461 4 года назад +2

    "Two people that count as spaced armour"

  • @damaan1243
    @damaan1243 4 года назад +2

    If you think about it, the Jagdtiger was actually a really decent design for the period of the war it was built.

    • @samarkand1585
      @samarkand1585 4 года назад

      nope. nopity nope. Tactical prowesses in mind, no actual strategical returns to say for it. Very much like the French armor doctrine by 1940, that says a lot actually

    • @anhduc0913
      @anhduc0913 4 года назад

      @@mekhane.broken9678 it wasn't suppose to be a tank but a self propelled artillery

  • @a_human8489
    @a_human8489 3 года назад

    Following the me163 incident the Luftwaffe redesigned it to be a cockpit strapped to a jet rather than a wing. It would go on to kill the entire British Air Force and repel d-day

  • @donalddonahue674
    @donalddonahue674 4 года назад +1

    The ride never ends, comrade

  • @ryanparsons6429
    @ryanparsons6429 4 года назад +2

    This ride stops for no one comrade...

  • @lucythevelociraptor
    @lucythevelociraptor 3 года назад

    3:05 Nordern and his gang be like while flying the BV 238:

  • @burningnapalm4436
    @burningnapalm4436 4 года назад +1

    You want to get off Stalins wild ride? Gulag!

  • @josephstalin7090
    @josephstalin7090 4 года назад +1

    No thou shall not leave the ride!

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock 4 года назад +8

    *begins video*
    I SMELL JOJO!

  • @dr_birb
    @dr_birb 4 года назад

    Ahh yes, dissappearing elevators, with bomber ones having hp proportionally vice versa to their wingspan.

  • @asianlays2207
    @asianlays2207 4 года назад +1

    **War thunder official also watches this channel**

  • @mateuszmosciszko9762
    @mateuszmosciszko9762 4 года назад

    One time in a sim battle my ailerons were shot off and I was like 8 km from a friendly airfield, so I thought I was poop. However, by some miracle I managed to fly back and turn using my ridder and land safely.

  • @deersgamr8034
    @deersgamr8034 4 года назад +1

    1.12 the famous divebombing PE-8 in chat :’p

  • @jacktheturkey4160
    @jacktheturkey4160 4 года назад +1

    Just don't break my legs please I'll do what you ask

  • @dietwkk265
    @dietwkk265 4 года назад

    I like how there is next to nobody talking about the sabaton "gott mit uns" reference at 8:45

  • @RealWorldHub
    @RealWorldHub 4 года назад

    Gotta love when the Pe-8 is doing aerobatics.