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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @jacobb.9181
    @jacobb.9181 4 года назад +1948

    There are 3 things you should never talk to people about:
    1. Religion
    2. Politics
    3. *specific WW2 gun history*

    • @bestdad1333
      @bestdad1333 4 года назад +4

      A Choking Fish oh

    • @far0145
      @far0145 4 года назад +115

      * *Metric Measurement*

    • @raeebner1482
      @raeebner1482 4 года назад +47

      @gapple * Who said it was created ?

    • @raeebner1482
      @raeebner1482 4 года назад +47

      @gapple * I meant why does it have to be created by a being ? We cannot know why the universe was created atleast not now

    • @raeebner1482
      @raeebner1482 4 года назад +32

      @gapple * Yes I know HOW(big bang) and I agree. But not with the whole god thing i mean if you believe that then it's fone but I do not think that it was something from a religion that was created by a race 200k old( sorry if it doesn't make sense im really tired).

  • @TheCornDog.
    @TheCornDog. 4 года назад +1860

    "These measurements are meaningless and impossible to visualize"
    *It hurt itself in its confusion*

    • @mid7752
      @mid7752 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 года назад +48

      A foot is a foot, everything else is just random ratios and number designed to make sense because the French had time on their hands and were making a system with the superior Arab numerals

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 4 года назад +17

      What do I do if I can't visualise any measurement system

    • @jimbojones1848
      @jimbojones1848 4 года назад

      dont really care about this vid but does this guy just complain?

    • @QoraxAudio
      @QoraxAudio 4 года назад +1

      Didn’t know metric was a Zubat.

  • @valentinrigault4039
    @valentinrigault4039 4 года назад +4143

    “Don’t use kilograms use tons instead.” Well a ton is 1000kgs. Some people are indeed dense.

    • @Zestence
      @Zestence 4 года назад +451

      There's an imperial ton and a metric ton. Though an imperial ton is still about the same at 1016kg.

    • @valentinrigault4039
      @valentinrigault4039 4 года назад +261

      Zes ok I didn’t know, thanks.

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 4 года назад +104

      @@Zestence I think metric tons are spelled "tonnes". Might be wrong tho

    • @Zestence
      @Zestence 4 года назад +134

      ​@@larsswig912 Both are in use. I think metric ton is more common in english speaking countries (especially US and UK) and using tonne just confuses people. But yeah, tonne is the original and official word.

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 года назад +21

      Don't say 500 kilos, say .5 ton(ne)s!

  • @Apoc5k
    @Apoc5k 4 года назад +342

    I'd still prefer millimetres over fractions of an inch.

    • @GeReapeters
      @GeReapeters 4 года назад +25

      It's easier honestly.

    • @alchemist6819
      @alchemist6819 4 года назад +4

      True

    • @abluerx7371
      @abluerx7371 4 года назад +6

      At school they try telling us to do things a certain way even though we'll always use the easiest

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 3 года назад +1

      I honestly don't even know why we use customary.

    • @dozergames2395
      @dozergames2395 3 года назад +1

      @@bloodstormwolf9512 its not worth it to change to metric on a large scale

  • @Khomuna
    @Khomuna 4 года назад +7359

    The dudes saying metric is impossible to visualize got me laughing. The metric system is all about multiples of 10, the prefixes are all the same between measures of weight, distance, force, power, bytes (sort of) and so on, it's impossible for it to be more complicated than the random clusterfuck that is the imperial system.

    • @user-mt4bk4ml7t
      @user-mt4bk4ml7t 4 года назад +892

      they wouldn't get it because they're stupid as fuck

    • @false-set
      @false-set 4 года назад +641

      Don’t you think feet make more sense than perfect increments of 10? Everyone has feet.
      Obviously there’s 5280 in a mile so how many 10’s in a kilometre huh? 1000? Makes no sense.

    • @user-mt4bk4ml7t
      @user-mt4bk4ml7t 4 года назад +883

      @@false-set hope you're joking

    • @false-set
      @false-set 4 года назад +194

      nope nope that’s how many people have feet in a mile! Well feet come in pairs so it’s half that; or 2/4ths

    • @usernameisuckatusernames7130
      @usernameisuckatusernames7130 4 года назад +67

      I can somewhat understand distance in metric, but I don't understand Celsius.

  • @roywarriner8441
    @roywarriner8441 4 года назад +1679

    The one about the metric system seems like the guy is bragging about not being able to count to ten.

    • @pattonkesselring4247
      @pattonkesselring4247 4 года назад +31

      OMG was that guy abridged Bandit Keith?

    • @FinbyOasta
      @FinbyOasta 4 года назад +59

      @@pattonkesselring4247 IN AMERICA we don't count to 10

    • @TheLuigiBrother77
      @TheLuigiBrother77 4 года назад +18

      counting to ten is for eggheads

    • @ChauNguyen-wi5pe
      @ChauNguyen-wi5pe 4 года назад +3

      Good catch lol

    • @MW_Asura
      @MW_Asura 4 года назад +14

      Don't you know? Ten equals to twenty five in imperial system

  • @HighAdmiral
    @HighAdmiral 5 лет назад +5188

    "These measurements are meaningless and impossible to [visualise]"
    Now he knows how we feel about his American measurements.

    • @jonaseggen2230
      @jonaseggen2230 5 лет назад +666

      The Admiral
      I doubt he does. Don't think that guy is capable of seeing something from another point of view.

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 5 лет назад +630

      the "outside of the EU" should also be changed to "inside the US"

    • @ericwalsh2954
      @ericwalsh2954 5 лет назад +43

      Also in the EU we use a minor mixture of them since it's easier for example we use inches and feet instead of centimetres for heights and leghts (a person will know there height in feet generally and will measure a board by its length in inches or centimeters which ever is the smaller or easier to work with number number so as to save space or time, example) you generally know a kilometre because you know how fast you can run 5 (about 20 mins so a kilometre is a 5 min jog) our system is more about being as simple as possible to say and work with which is why generally you only need to know theres 100/10 of a measurement in the next highest level (funnily enough our use of feet and inches only happens when it's with our own body or something that is a completely even 10 feet which generally won't happen)

    • @jpm-stalinexpertrper7413
      @jpm-stalinexpertrper7413 5 лет назад +144

      @@ericwalsh2954 From which country are you from?

    • @ericwalsh2954
      @ericwalsh2954 5 лет назад +15

      @@jpm-stalinexpertrper7413 Ireland I was more talking about Ireland Spain and france as there the countrys I rember being in the most (I went to the Eastern part of Europe as a child but don't rember it as well) it most likely could be different in other areas I was more trying to point out how our method is aimed at simplicity while the American methods seem more about looking nice even if it seems awkward

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet 4 года назад +79

    KV-1: destroys an enemy tank
    KV-1: I am am now no longer a tank, I am a tank destroyer, KV-1 is now a car

  • @birdiemcchicken1471
    @birdiemcchicken1471 4 года назад +3699

    Americans: Metric is so hard! OMG
    Also Americans: There are 5280 feet in a mile.

    • @ramdom_assortment
      @ramdom_assortment 4 года назад +242

      No, not Americans, jsut idiots.

    • @WhatDayIsItTrumpDay
      @WhatDayIsItTrumpDay 4 года назад +84

      Metric isn't hard. It just doesn't work well for certain types of measurement. Temperature for one. Celsius is best used in scientific experiments when dealing with freezing and boiling points of water, but not so much in talking about comfortable living temperatures. 37°C is roughly 100°F. So what do you do with the other 63° when you're not caring about the boiling point?

    • @goodclover
      @goodclover 4 года назад +82

      Me a Brit: There are 1609 metres in a mile.

    • @adamTwobe
      @adamTwobe 4 года назад +369

      @@WhatDayIsItTrumpDay you don't use them?

    • @1998Cebola
      @1998Cebola 4 года назад +407

      @@WhatDayIsItTrumpDay the base point of 0 is quite useful when forecasting the type of road surface and precipitation to expect. Using negative numbers under the general freezing point of water is a very useful visualiser of the temperature spectrum.

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA 5 лет назад +1617

    Reading too many RUclips comments can result in the reader developing a massively enlarged forehead from prolonged beating of the head against a wall.

  • @carlost856
    @carlost856 4 года назад +5753

    "Stop being a PC millennial" he says while getting triggered not everyone pampers his delicate sensibilities.

    • @monkeymanbob
      @monkeymanbob 4 года назад +12

      You don't know what triggered means, do you.

    • @fen4613
      @fen4613 4 года назад +618

      monkeymanbob1971 screeching at and 'insulting' somebody for not conforming to your niche literal safe-space of unscientific measurements is definitely being triggered. It’s also beyond ironic.

    • @monkeymanbob
      @monkeymanbob 4 года назад +10

      @@fen4613 Now this is triggered

    • @fen4613
      @fen4613 4 года назад +315

      monkeymanbob1971 ikr? Imperial measurement people are ridiculously spoiled

    • @Appalachiosaurus22
      @Appalachiosaurus22 4 года назад +314

      @@monkeymanbob You don't have to tell us that you're an American, we could already tell by your idiocy.

  • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
    @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 4 года назад +415

    Oh god, the “TaNk DeStRoYeR iSn’T a TaNk” argument is almost like the “is water wet?” Argument

    • @nibs7252
      @nibs7252 3 года назад +17

      I can sort of see what they are getting at: A tank destroyer is not necessarily a tank. Centauro or Type 16 are tank destroyers, but are on a wheeled chassis. However, a tracked casemated vehicle is still a tank.

    • @deckedoutpistol1821
      @deckedoutpistol1821 3 года назад +6

      Water isn't wet tho

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 года назад +37

      @@deckedoutpistol1821 I’m not gonna bother getting into that argument because it’s not worth the headache

    • @brianlam5847
      @brianlam5847 3 года назад +29

      @@deckedoutpistol1821 most of the time yes. Wet means saturated by water and water saturates itself when there are more than two water molecules.

    • @souvlakiman134
      @souvlakiman134 3 года назад +13

      Well the tank destroyer destroys tanks so if it was a tank too, the emotional trauma of having to kill its fellow brethren would ruin it. So thats why they shouldnt be classified as tanks

  • @ramziig1862
    @ramziig1862 5 лет назад +3062

    Yeah in philippines we have 1 working tiger in the zoo

  • @antbereishit
    @antbereishit 4 года назад +3508

    "These measurements are meaningless and impossible to visualize."
    Just like your health system?

    • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
      @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs  4 года назад +994

      Level 100 Ouch

    • @adamlifevictor5772
      @adamlifevictor5772 4 года назад +100

      Truly hurts

    • @spacepirate4623
      @spacepirate4623 4 года назад +249

      At first I don't get it but after a quick Google I realized America is capitalist so that mean their health care is shit and expensive
      Correction : healthcare is certainly shit in America because people are being exploited by big corporations and not because of capitalism

    • @trivynium
      @trivynium 4 года назад +113

      Oof size: large

    • @Exath8630
      @Exath8630 4 года назад +42

      Ouch, that must be hurt

  • @DoorMonster
    @DoorMonster 5 лет назад +3223

    Funny how many people who don't do your job know how to do your job better than you, eh?

    • @franceshersey868
      @franceshersey868 5 лет назад +69

      Kyle and the rest of the door monster cast?! You guys like this kinda stuff too?! What a discovery!
      *Runs away in Scout*

    • @brodaviing6617
      @brodaviing6617 5 лет назад +8

      Door Monster lOlL sTobP vRiY aNd mAek moE cIv viDeOs xdddddd

    • @overmind06
      @overmind06 5 лет назад +27

      Just like our football fans. Everyone's an expert who could outplay Barcelona.

    • @teretrixwargaming5978
      @teretrixwargaming5978 5 лет назад +4

      My 2 favourite RUclipss supporting each other

    • @jurtra9090
      @jurtra9090 5 лет назад +1

      Apply medicine to the burned area

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +56

    Let’s be honest Iron: Stealing an enemy tank under fire is EXACTLY the sort of thing American troops would do. We learned well from the British military’s long tradition of stealing everything not nailed down and carrying crowbars to steal everything that can be pried up.
    Example: The crew of a Tribal-class destroyer at the battle of Narvik, went ashore to steal a German motorbike and quite a number of automobile parts after dealing with a sniper by bombarding him with an octuple 40mm Pom-Pom. And at the Battle off Matapan, the crew of a British destroyer attempted to steal an entire Italian cruiser.

    • @Mrskydoesminecraft1
      @Mrskydoesminecraft1 Год назад +3

      I’m sure that Pom Pom crew were like: “Hey sniper, our guns are bigger.” 😂

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 4 года назад +3122

    Americans: There's 2 kinds of messurement systems, the metric system, and the one that takes you to the moon.
    NASA: *Uses metric.*

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 года назад +412

      @@arkethel Slight correction. It was a miscommunication between 1 group using metric and 1 team using imperial. It would have been fine if they had both kept to the same system. So now, NASA missions are all metric

    • @cadenorris4009
      @cadenorris4009 4 года назад +37

      NASA used imperial to get us to the moon, then after a miscommunication, switched to metric

    • @johnleonard9090
      @johnleonard9090 4 года назад +87

      Just add more confusion, us imperial units are different to uk imperial units I.e. 1 UK gallon = 1.201 US gallons, this caused problems in ww2 when the British were repairing American made machines

    • @g-low6365
      @g-low6365 4 года назад +15

      its funny that nowadays, USA as a country uses metric standard to convert to their metric system.

    • @g-low6365
      @g-low6365 4 года назад +8

      @C J and thats ok. if you say it like that. whats not ok is bitching like that guy. knowing that the rest of the world uses metric.
      btw. there were some attempts in the us to migrate to the metic sstem. and even the us, the NIST uses it for presition or scientific purposes. and then makes the conversion for the every day use.

  • @thatonegooze
    @thatonegooze 5 лет назад +3012

    This guy know how to make thumbnails. Thumbnail got me so triggered i had to click

  • @Ticklestein
    @Ticklestein 5 лет назад +585

    “I read all comments”
    Did somebody already post the whole script to The Bee Movie?
    I mean, this is just asking for it.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 5 лет назад +81

      According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's.

    • @HiHi-mb7wg
      @HiHi-mb7wg 5 лет назад +3

      funni n original this sounds like something flash from justice league dceu would say

    • @a_diamond
      @a_diamond 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @Killerbee4712
    @Killerbee4712 4 года назад +346

    People: tank destroyers are not tanks
    The Iron Armenian: yes they are and Ill show you
    Me: TANK IS TANK

    • @grammoore
      @grammoore 4 года назад +13

      Mark Felton banned me on his comment section for making the argument that tank destroyers are tanks.

    • @ovicam8031
      @ovicam8031 4 года назад +8

      If it has a cannon and a metal track its a tank

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 4 года назад +8

      @@ovicam8031 I would say any hunk of metal on wheels with a mounted cannon is a tank so yes, tank is tank

    • @idony9661
      @idony9661 4 года назад

      If is called tank ,to me that thing is a tank , Even if it looks like a beetle

    • @yamato3870
      @yamato3870 4 года назад +1

      Killerbee47 if it has armor, tracks and a gun barrel then it’s a tank.

  • @ibitorucookey-gam7503
    @ibitorucookey-gam7503 4 года назад +2646

    Fun fact: this American stubbornness with imperial units caused them to crash a 100 million dollar space satellite in the 80s
    Edit: RIP this comment's replies 😂
    It starts at 15:01
    1) it was actually crashed on oct 10, 1999
    2)Btw imperial units make no sense in practical science .

    • @sorry2104
      @sorry2104 4 года назад +143

      Yes. Woo America.

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 4 года назад +174

      AMERIKUH, FUCK YEAH

    • @The_Gaming_Hamster
      @The_Gaming_Hamster 4 года назад +403

      Fun fact: in that same incident a piece of debris landed in Australia and the town of esperance fined the U.S. $400 for littering which went unpaid for 30yrs

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 4 года назад +317

      @@The_Gaming_Hamster I'd keep it and put it in a museum. The plaque would say "Piece of a satellite from a foolish nation that refuses to change with the times"

    • @aVeryHandsomeWall
      @aVeryHandsomeWall 4 года назад +21

      Good thing i live in Brazil then

  • @Galm_1
    @Galm_1 4 года назад +1663

    "These measurements are meaningless and impossible to visualize"
    Well that's how we feel about the US Customary System.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 4 года назад +63

      Or as I prefer to refer to it: the colonial system. (Which has some completely different meaning I am sure, but bashing US stupidity is so easy.)

    • @MaxxMcGeePrivate
      @MaxxMcGeePrivate 4 года назад +98

      I like to call the imperial system "retarded units". ;)

    • @micahwithabeard
      @micahwithabeard 4 года назад +17

      i like to call it what it is... the British Imperial System...
      i use and can visualize both. ill never understand the idiots bashing a measurement system. you think we Americans invented that shit?

    • @xxxmikeyjock
      @xxxmikeyjock 4 года назад +44

      otherwise known as Imperial, which is proven idiotic and abandoned by the very people that invented it...

    • @micahwithabeard
      @micahwithabeard 4 года назад +8

      @@xxxmikeyjock oh goody a comment war on how people tell other people how long something is. just because you don't understand it and think it's dumb. doesnt mean it's dumb. it's like arguing that one language is better than another and if you don't speak mine then your an idiot. does knowing both make me smarter? or does knowing the imperial system along with the metric with the ability to switch when needed or when it is more convenient somehow make me dumber?
      if i know multiple languages. does one detract from the others?
      the fact that i may need to do a bit more math when converting numbers means im an idiot compared to the people that need to remove a few 0's?
      i would say the idiots are the ones that make fun of other countries for what we have been taught growing up. what every single speed limit sign shows for the legal speed. what every mile marker shows for traveled distance. how much money do you think it would take to replace every single road sign in america to read in kph or kilometers. with 4,071,000 Miles of road here (6,551,639) kilometers. how much confusion would it cause to the 314 million people that are in the US that would all of a sudden need to relearn the measurement system that they have been using their whole lives. with most of those people having no need to measure anything in their day to day lives. and if they do they grab a tape measure or ruler. no they read the number on the sign. then they try and match those numbers on there car's speedometer. then they ignore it anyways and go faster.
      these comments are just as dumb as the one pointed out in the video. just pointing the opposite way.

  • @nameholderplaceholder4856
    @nameholderplaceholder4856 4 года назад +2056

    "These measurements are meaningless and impossible to visualize."
    *Facepalms in American*

    • @Fion355
      @Fion355 4 года назад +142

      yep yep....10 100 1000 is way to difficult xD

    • @decentnamehere5450
      @decentnamehere5450 4 года назад +273

      @@Fion355iTs EaSiEr To ReMeMbEr 12 InChEs In A fOoT, 3 fOoT iN a YaRd, 22 YaRdS iN a ChAiN, 10 cHaInS iN a FuRlOnG, 8 FuRlOnGs In A mIlE, 3 mIlEs In A lEaGuE, yOu DuM dUm EuRoPeAnS wAnTiNg To UsE MuLtIpLeS oF 10

    • @GrahamJEllis
      @GrahamJEllis 4 года назад +101

      @@decentnamehere5450 Yeah, and if God had meant us to turn metric why did Jesus take *12* disciples?!
      (I know it's old, but someone had to roll it out...)

    • @decentnamehere5450
      @decentnamehere5450 4 года назад +93

      @@GrahamJEllis *Tin foil hat noises intensify*

    • @GrahamJEllis
      @GrahamJEllis 4 года назад +24

      @@decentnamehere5450 (I think I understand and presume you are referring to a form of satire, but it made me giggle so thumbed up anyway...)

  • @KentuckyFriedChildren
    @KentuckyFriedChildren 3 года назад +56

    “How on earth would I be able to do that in one take?”
    *Tom Scott wants to know your location*

    • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
      @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs  3 года назад +26

      He is a wizard at that

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +4

      One Take!! One Take!!

    • @asmallyoutube
      @asmallyoutube 3 года назад +1

      @@crimsonstrykr - Tom Scott himself

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 года назад

      @@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs Tom Scott is a god among men, I can barely manage a single sentence without tripping up or stuttering.

  • @rej1960
    @rej1960 4 года назад +354

    Using kilometres since 1974 makes me a PC millennial? Wow - something new to learn every day....

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i 4 года назад +26

      Yea nowadays you're either a millennial or a boomer. There is nothing else...

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 года назад +21

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i lol, can confirm, I've been called both within the last month, though I'm technically neither

    • @zaltmanbleroze
      @zaltmanbleroze 4 года назад +2

      Ok boomer

    • @paulovinasrocha6166
      @paulovinasrocha6166 4 года назад

      @@zaltmanbleroze just because you are using it ironicly , it still means you are using it

    • @marikroyals7111
      @marikroyals7111 4 года назад +3

      It's almost like there's a whole world that people live in with different places that do different things, like Canada.

  • @mariap3617
    @mariap3617 4 года назад +650

    I only clicked because the thumbnail made me furiously facepalm

  • @scavi
    @scavi 5 лет назад +644

    "doesn't make sense for germany to haven't kept more"
    Yeah cause Germany after war must have been like "well that was fun what can we keep for next time?"

    • @kaitan4160
      @kaitan4160 5 лет назад +108

      "Klaus, put a Table Cloth on that and maybe a few Flowers. They will never find it that way!"
      "Klaus we found another one, spray it yellow and tell them its a Construction Machine of some kind, they will never find out!"
      "Klaus, i found another one. Put a Number Plate on it and tell them its your Volvo. Its said they build their Cars like tanks. God how many have we build that i keep finding them?"

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 5 лет назад +17

      So apart from the allies seizing the know- how and the sovjets literally plundering ressources there was the mythical story of a german Tiger tank that apparently had been hidden in a dutch barn till the 70s. (Edit: Didn't finish the vid, essentially i told the same things as he, minus 5 points for me)

    • @mralberosie3987
      @mralberosie3987 5 лет назад +1

      Kaitan i Love you man hahahha

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 лет назад +11

      "hey guys wanna do that again some time? kinda fun lol"

    • @Lorian667
      @Lorian667 5 лет назад +4

      Funnily enough, some material of the wehrmacht is till found burried. Or a tank found in a cellar:
      www.welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article143408616/Weltkriegs-Panzer-in-Wohnhauskeller-gefunden.html
      Source is in german, but it says an old man had a wehrmachtstank in his house. He drove it home after the war, and let it stand there.

  • @radripper2850
    @radripper2850 4 года назад +93

    I didn't know there was so much anger in the RUclips tank community

    • @isthisjustfantasy7557
      @isthisjustfantasy7557 4 года назад +4

      I know, WTF? 😂

    • @GeReapeters
      @GeReapeters 4 года назад +2

      I think it's because everyone just belives in something else.

    • @5H4NKTH35HARK
      @5H4NKTH35HARK 4 года назад +11

      Those are Wehraboos, basically a weeb but it's WWII Germany.

    • @nurs3826
      @nurs3826 3 года назад

      @@5H4NKTH35HARK Its a stereotype made up by some german hating people.

    • @dankcheese274
      @dankcheese274 3 года назад +3

      @@nurs3826 it's made to reference people who wack off nazi Germany and the whermacht

  • @TheDragonfly256
    @TheDragonfly256 4 года назад +705

    Someone once said, "I could not believe there is so many stupid people in the world until I used internet".

    • @Rusty_Gold85
      @Rusty_Gold85 4 года назад +26

      that was Abraham Lincoln .....

    • @willxin4517
      @willxin4517 4 года назад +2

      Empty hatred X lazy = stupid

    • @tyson31415
      @tyson31415 4 года назад +22

      @@Rusty_Gold85 No it was Abraham Washington. God you're so stupid. I know. I read it on internet.

    • @kiwidiesel5071
      @kiwidiesel5071 4 года назад +3

      Alas we are surrounded by stupid people my friend and sadly they allow stupid to breed so unless we have a zombie apocalypse by which you can put down the stupidness then I fail to see a solution😂

    • @theknave4415
      @theknave4415 4 года назад +8

      "Think about how stupid the average person is, and remember that half of them are stupider than that."
      - George Carlin

  • @alex-rs6ts
    @alex-rs6ts 4 года назад +3007

    USA is the kid in the classroom who uses a feather while everyone has pens

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 4 года назад +314

      Alexandre Oliveira Arrais and complains if the teacher doesn’t obligate the others to do the same and/or doesnt have ink for them

    • @leephan1245
      @leephan1245 4 года назад +174

      As an American, this is absolutely and 100% true.

    • @GalexiDude
      @GalexiDude 4 года назад +94

      This is probably the best sentence to describe my country

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 4 года назад +21

      i'm just glad Imperial exists with the metric system, i'm not a fan of the metric system, but not all of it i find useless, even if it's more useful then Imperial.

    • @franekkkkk
      @franekkkkk 4 года назад +3

      More like a pencil

  • @SarcasticCupcake223
    @SarcasticCupcake223 4 года назад +1888

    "please use miles / tons for people outside the EU"
    Literally every country / continent that's not America: •___• -___- •___•
    edit: for the people who keep saying "AmErIcA's NoT a CoUnTrY!!!!" ya fuckin' happy now?

    • @cancercentral9997
      @cancercentral9997 4 года назад +274

      DoN't FoRgEt LiBeRiA aNd MyAnMaR, tHe TwO mOsT rElEvAnT cOuNtRiEs ApArT fRoM tOgO. (tHe FaMoUs GlObAl SuPeRpOwEr)

    • @pirotess2
      @pirotess2 4 года назад +68

      That guy must think outside EU must use imperial unit just like US, lol

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 4 года назад +14

      @Yes Sir! I cant believe the amount if uneducated pigs that day this stuff. It's like they brutally failed history and science

    • @TJParr253
      @TJParr253 4 года назад +25

      @Yes Sir! Not to mention that a yard was defined as the distance from King Henry the VIIIs nose to his outstretched palm end. Lol

    • @TJParr253
      @TJParr253 4 года назад +5

      We have it in Canada and love the Metric System.

  • @Hraesvelgr44
    @Hraesvelgr44 4 года назад +29

    You roasting the people is actually quite entertaining, pls make more!

  • @RubenFedop
    @RubenFedop 5 лет назад +2211

    The metric system is literally ten times easier. (Get it? Because it goes in steps of ten?)

    • @SeMetin
      @SeMetin 5 лет назад +153

      Gr8 joke m8. Broken marriage /10

    • @VillageIbiot
      @VillageIbiot 5 лет назад +143

      You just made that joke *ten* times worse because of the explanation! (Get it, ten? Anyone, hmm?)
      This is clearly a joke and I can feel a woooosh coming along...

    • @creepypato3984
      @creepypato3984 5 лет назад +24

      @@VillageIbiot What a piece of shit comment you just posted.
      The OP already said that, yet here you are trying to say exactly the same. No wonders you were expecting a woosh comment...

    • @sassk3227
      @sassk3227 5 лет назад +6

      Why did you have to explain it

    • @dudeman4514
      @dudeman4514 5 лет назад +29

      Idiotic Americans, the metric system is 10 times better

  • @AquaFerva2985
    @AquaFerva2985 5 лет назад +2283

    The guy who said dont trust someone with a flag as their profile picture
    Dont trust him

  • @JeremyBrun
    @JeremyBrun 4 года назад +186

    "There are two types of countries: Those that use the metric system, and those that have landed on the moon using the metric system." -- Scott Manley

    • @juwonro4412
      @juwonro4412 4 года назад +34

      Don’t forget “there are two types of countries”: those that have sent the first man, mammal, and satellite to space, and those that have wasted a $330 million mission due to the American unit

    • @xolotltolox7626
      @xolotltolox7626 4 года назад +10

      @@juwonro4412 "Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to ever speak the truth"

    • @deathtrooper2048
      @deathtrooper2048 3 года назад +3

      @@juwonro4412 That failure was caused by the failure of the metric system, not the imperial system

    • @deathtrooper2048
      @deathtrooper2048 3 года назад +4

      They were using the imperial system when they first went to the moon

    • @JeremyBrun
      @JeremyBrun 3 года назад +11

      @@deathtrooper2048 apparently, NASA decided to use the metric system when developing the Apollo program.

  • @Tutel0093
    @Tutel0093 4 года назад +1273

    You read every single one?
    Then read this one:
    - you are cool

    • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
      @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs  4 года назад +454

      Cheers

    • @noogai3212
      @noogai3212 4 года назад +25

      One of my favourite roasts to Americans is something along the lines of, "There's no shame in being Normal or American."

    • @anonymous4244
      @anonymous4244 4 года назад +1

      Cute

    • @jetaddict420
      @jetaddict420 4 года назад +5

      @@johancfourie7764 keep the fucking modern politics off this video you fucking degenerate

    • @johancfourie7764
      @johancfourie7764 4 года назад +12

      @@jetaddict420, thank you so much for your kind, considered words, which I presume are typical of some Americans.... also afraid to show your face and name, ehhhh?

  • @rustyshackleford3263
    @rustyshackleford3263 4 года назад +840

    America rejects everything English except king George’s measure of a foot.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 4 года назад +109

      And public healthcare.

    • @Random_Dragon_Furry
      @Random_Dragon_Furry 4 года назад +7

      Why is everyone hating on America without knowing anything about it, I don't hate on other countries just because of rumors I heard and switching over to the metric system would be quite difficult, considering everything America is measured in imperial I support the idea of switching over to metric system, but I don't know how they would implement it also, public healthcare has some serious flaws wait times and quality of public healthcare generally are worse than private health care

    • @rustyshackleford3263
      @rustyshackleford3263 4 года назад +31

      Random Dragon Furry not hating on America at all. I love the the states. As for the idiot that brought up public health care it’s not as good as it sounds. Our public health care in Canada is a joke. 6 hours for 4 stitches. I should have just done it myself. My initial comment was a joke so relax people. Justin Trudeau is a eunuch just saying.

    • @kuniosaiki
      @kuniosaiki 4 года назад +65

      Random Dragon Furry
      Even the British ,who came up with the fücking imperial system, use metric measurements everywhere except roads.

    • @rustyshackleford3263
      @rustyshackleford3263 4 года назад

      Kunio Saiki except for their monetary system.

  • @kamilee4123
    @kamilee4123 4 года назад +1002

    So the algorithm sent me this, and wow I did not know the military history fandom/community was so heated. Learn something new everyday I guess.

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 4 года назад +90

      I feel like a good rule of thumb is that everything and anything gets heated the more specific you go.

    • @futuf2265
      @futuf2265 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @existing4336
      @existing4336 4 года назад +31

      every fandom/community has it's fair share of bullshit

    • @pattonkesselring4247
      @pattonkesselring4247 4 года назад +28

      You think this is bad, go into the current Star Wars fandom and say “Last Jedi was best Star Wars Movie.” Just make sure to bring a bulletproof vest and an Abrams Tank if you want to survive.

    • @lianadire9823
      @lianadire9823 4 года назад +9

      I didnt even know this kind of fandom existed with an argument. Well i learn new things everyday :'D

  • @bananabuns1369
    @bananabuns1369 4 года назад +53

    i got recommended this, and this looks more civilized than twitter right now.

    • @rsbval
      @rsbval 4 года назад +7

      Yeah. I always see people trying to cancel random people for the stupidest reason

    • @PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch
      @PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch 3 года назад +3

      @@rsbval have you not been to 4chan?

  • @jpTankMan
    @jpTankMan 5 лет назад +1825

    The Yamamoto would have won the war if Pearl Harbor was attacked a month earlier and if Germany convinced Mexico to join the war. The Maus really was going to win, if only Hitler had listened to his generals. If Moscow was captured, Stalin would have committed suicide. 10 Shermans = 1 Panzer 3. The Sherman was a literal death trap that lit first every time. The T-34 broke down after 25 kilometers every time. If only Hitler attacked Britain's industrial base instead of their population, Operation Sea Lion would have been a resounding success. There's still a nazi base on the south pole guarded by Hitler's flying saucer program.

    • @jpTankMan
      @jpTankMan 5 лет назад +213

      Also how dare you make fun of legit criticism. It looks like ur hidden babby faic can't take all these historians proving you wrong.

    • @angryduck553
      @angryduck553 5 лет назад +53

      satire?

    • @mr.xasiklas6584
      @mr.xasiklas6584 5 лет назад +217

      is this a multiple r/wooosh?

    • @mr.xasiklas6584
      @mr.xasiklas6584 5 лет назад +193

      FOR GODS SAKE. ITS SARCASM PEOPLE.

    • @broccodoggo8363
      @broccodoggo8363 5 лет назад +48

      Postcard Malone shhhhh we need the reddit karma

  • @finalancestor4602
    @finalancestor4602 4 года назад +434

    That one guy who said metric is hard to visualize, tell me how many inches are in a mile from memory and then say that again.

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 года назад +48

      63360. I had to learn that because I fucking hate converting miles per hour to foot pounds

    • @konradplatt3833
      @konradplatt3833 4 года назад +110

      ​@@randomuser5443 but thas not even the worst part about the imperial:
      Tell me how many gallons of water fits into a 1x1x1 feet cube and how many punds that water weights.
      1x1x1 meter cube fits 1000litre which weight 1000kg

    • @andrewlockwood6102
      @andrewlockwood6102 4 года назад +34

      Reckon he's got a pretty good idea what 5 inches looks like!

    • @schwarz8614
      @schwarz8614 4 года назад +7

      Andrew Lockwood you killed him dude

    • @andrewmcgillivray1881
      @andrewmcgillivray1881 4 года назад +2

      B 3467 that‘s easy! there are a lot of them! tons, ah tonnes of em. bunches and gadzillions of them.

  • @soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941
    @soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941 5 лет назад +840

    "Dont use meters and grams, use miles and *tons* "
    Oh boy, that one took the price

    • @soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941
      @soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941 5 лет назад +115

      @Christian Taute if you use tons you use grams, its. 1000kilograms

    • @Damo2690
      @Damo2690 5 лет назад +12

      @@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941 Short tons vs long tons are different

    • @Ph0n3numb3r
      @Ph0n3numb3r 5 лет назад +37

      Imperial ton v.s. Metric tonne, there is only a difrerence by spelling

    • @Acaerwen
      @Acaerwen 5 лет назад +9

      @Christian Taute though the imperial tonne is different for some reason. Why they gotta do that

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 5 лет назад +73

      *The metric system is in place for 200 years*
      "Why you got be such a Millenial PC?"

  • @Rak0705
    @Rak0705 4 года назад +134

    "these measurements are meaningless and impossible to visualize"
    just like US invasion on Vietnam

    • @wheely_boi_6846
      @wheely_boi_6846 4 года назад +11

      Ouch...

    • @professional1298
      @professional1298 4 года назад +6

      Well...at least we didn't go from owning about 24% of the earth's land mass to being stuck on a island roughly the size of the state of Michigan like the UK did lmao

    • @abluerx7371
      @abluerx7371 4 года назад +7

      @@professional1298 you fuckin insulting us

    • @constantino.853
      @constantino.853 4 года назад +2

      Japan: Am I a joke to you

    • @KeizerKai
      @KeizerKai 4 года назад +2

      @@professional1298 ahummmmmmmm what bout the romans

  • @imakestuff7973
    @imakestuff7973 4 года назад +497

    Don’t argue with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

    • @doitsuland2003
      @doitsuland2003 4 года назад +26

      boi xd then just beat em up first. Nothing wrong with just flatlining that already non-sentient hollow shell of theirs

    • @dharmang
      @dharmang 4 года назад +1

      True 😂

    • @tonk2629
      @tonk2629 4 года назад

      You likely played roblox phantom forces and copied that quote from an already possibly copied quote.
      Savage 100

    • @khadijaali2609
      @khadijaali2609 4 года назад +10

      @@tonk2629 It's a quote by Mark Twain.

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 4 года назад +3

      @@tonk2629 Roblox may have 5+ million players but that still means that there is 99.9% of people who haven't even thought of Roblox

  • @colinmaguire3273
    @colinmaguire3273 5 лет назад +1664

    Actually, in India alone, there are 3,890 tigers.

    • @Resinless-ov3sr
      @Resinless-ov3sr 5 лет назад +177

      You mean actual animals? Or is it?
      *Vsauce/DONG music plays*

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 лет назад +79

      How many Rattes?

    • @lewildknight9864
      @lewildknight9864 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah, but how many москиты?

    • @colinmaguire3273
      @colinmaguire3273 5 лет назад +46

      @@lewildknight9864 Enough to give you malaria

    • @roboilumajavier3963
      @roboilumajavier3963 5 лет назад +5

      How many hell cats are there still in good shape around the world?

  • @MrAlex-ej8ov
    @MrAlex-ej8ov 5 лет назад +678

    I have no idea why this was in my recommended videos, but it is always fun to watch idiots getting roasted.

    • @spribom2676
      @spribom2676 5 лет назад +15

      I'm one of the idiots getting roasted, and I still love it... But you'll never know witch one...

    • @MrAlex-ej8ov
      @MrAlex-ej8ov 5 лет назад +3

      Oh my hehe.

    • @fastandnightfurious4279
      @fastandnightfurious4279 5 лет назад

      Cherry IKR

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 5 лет назад +5

      The content I want in my recommended

    • @funtoonz1735
      @funtoonz1735 5 лет назад +5

      legit I have 0 interest in war machines and I'm sitting here like "wow what loser thinks the antihistamine 3000 isn't a tank lmao"

  • @ciraey
    @ciraey 4 года назад +158

    USA: Yeah mate, that tank is 56 tomatoes long.
    Me: Just use the metric system
    USA: NO, thats cancer

  • @tedf1471
    @tedf1471 4 года назад +308

    "Never Wrestle with a Pig. You Both Get Dirty and the Pig Likes It"

    • @AustriaIsHungry
      @AustriaIsHungry 4 года назад +12

      @steve gale ever tried eating the pig yourself?

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 4 года назад

      The variation I’m familiar with is “Don’t waste time dancing with pigs. It makes you look like a fool, and it only annoys the pig.”

    • @SMac-bq8sk
      @SMac-bq8sk 4 года назад +1

      Well put!

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 года назад

      Turn it into bacon 🥓 instead

  • @A_Random_Person324
    @A_Random_Person324 5 лет назад +540

    "Who still uses metric tons aside from the classic american miles and tons?"
    Me: (mild censored swearing)

    • @SuperGateway
      @SuperGateway 5 лет назад +20

      *American* miles and tons

    • @gamtax
      @gamtax 5 лет назад +17

      That comment triggered me so much. Although my country uses metric, but we sometimes use imperial for sketchy measurements...

    • @julesc8054
      @julesc8054 5 лет назад +1

      All ton's even American are currently metric.

    • @alexanderlammers6980
      @alexanderlammers6980 5 лет назад +20

      @@julesc8054 Actually the imperial system is defined using metric standards lmao

    • @Luculencia
      @Luculencia 5 лет назад +30

      Don't American scientists & engineers use metric system anyway? So it's only their laypeople clinging onto the old system...

  • @SpecterCat_
    @SpecterCat_ 5 лет назад +333

    No brain cell was damaged during the viewing of the-
    *brain cell damaging intensifies*

    • @bradenross4182
      @bradenross4182 5 лет назад +6

      Oh shit

    • @xsonohx7961
      @xsonohx7961 5 лет назад

      Quoting me almost passing out at work yesterday after pulling an all nighter. "Cooling" (hour or so later) "Damage marker" Certainly not going to stay up playing games before work again; was talking to a headset bot and both phrases are not even in the system but slipped out randomly as I went through waves of almost passing out while talking. xD

    • @zenki_ls400
      @zenki_ls400 5 лет назад

      if you may can you please hand me a link to that PFP I love it

    • @SpecterCat_
      @SpecterCat_ 5 лет назад

      @@zenki_ls400 if you're asking me, just search fsjal in google

    • @xsonohx7961
      @xsonohx7961 5 лет назад

      @@zenki_ls400 Also, if you're asking me, just google my username on images and it should be in the first few results. I haven't uploaded it and the alts elsewhere atm.

  • @freygarr3943
    @freygarr3943 4 года назад +20

    Not sure what exactly from the youtube algorithm brought me here. But I ain't even mad, this was great!

  • @jtojagicc
    @jtojagicc 5 лет назад +781

    Broke: earth is flat
    Woke: hetzers didn't exist

  • @ValoTheBrute
    @ValoTheBrute 5 лет назад +287

    "nOBoDi kALleD iT a HeTZeuR"
    Swiss Army:
    Am i a joke to you

    • @sander6438
      @sander6438 5 лет назад

      Hetzer is a postwar name for it

    • @atank6289
      @atank6289 5 лет назад

      @Spartan Duck yes they did. The crews called it hetzer.

    • @atank6289
      @atank6289 5 лет назад

      @@CS-nq9sq well I heard it from the history channel. I'm only 13.

    • @atank6289
      @atank6289 5 лет назад

      @@CS-nq9sq thanks.

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 4 года назад +2035

    American: I use the phrase "five tomatoes" to remember distances. It kinda sounds like five-two-eight-o, and there is 5280 feet in a mile. How do you remember exchange rates from meter to kilometer?
    Rest of the world: By moving the decimal point.
    American: WHAAA...

    • @tavinl
      @tavinl 4 года назад +364

      metric is just better for the fact that everything makes sense

    • @sicklymoonlight
      @sicklymoonlight 4 года назад +221

      metric is more consistent than imperial i swear.

    • @theirishviking9278
      @theirishviking9278 4 года назад +278

      My favorite response to that is
      "I remember 1000 cause my measurement system wasn't made but a drunk guy throwing dice"

    • @trckster4617
      @trckster4617 4 года назад +91

      I foot=12 in.
      12 in= 30 cm or 2.5 cm each inch
      30 cm= 300 mm or 10 mm each
      Brits: We just move the decimal point back or forward.
      Americans: wut

    • @Gunk443
      @Gunk443 4 года назад +16

      Then they say its inpractical

  • @DividedByZeero
    @DividedByZeero 4 года назад +8

    this man reads every single comment so he will find the haters no matter what
    dont mess with these guys who are this dedicated

  • @kashual
    @kashual 5 лет назад +867

    "Metric measurements are meaningless and impossible to visualize."
    Only in America *sigh*

    • @olenickel66
      @olenickel66 5 лет назад +149

      Comment made more egregious by the fact that, even in the US, you wouldn't get any kind of engineering job without knowledge of metric.

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 лет назад +14

      But fun fact here:
      Myanmar, also known as Bruma is using some weird shit like Idk [something] * 1.5 = [shit Idk]

    • @AshRain-nu3vz
      @AshRain-nu3vz 5 лет назад +26

      God I hate my country.

    • @mauvelkopter9308
      @mauvelkopter9308 5 лет назад +17

      @@RandomPerson-jo7cw Bruma is a Mod for Skyrim, the country is Burma;P

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 лет назад +7

      @@mauvelkopter9308HaUaHuHuHaAuHaHuAhA it's actually Myanmar

  • @chewi01
    @chewi01 4 года назад +313

    “You need to credit Nintendo for the music from Mario Cart.”
    _“The music is from Undertale”_
    Someone’s an OG Nintendo fan.

    • @SummonerArthur
      @SummonerArthur 4 года назад +18

      Hes so OG that he wrote kart "worng"

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque 4 года назад +1

      I know what undertale music is

  • @martinkeatings7126
    @martinkeatings7126 4 года назад +510

    In Scotland, the word "Tube" is used as an insult to mean "complete idiot", so the entire brand of this social media video platform literally means "You Complete Idiot" in Scottish Slang. True Story!

    • @martinkeatings7126
      @martinkeatings7126 4 года назад +26

      I only mention this considering the context of the video being a collection of the worlds biggest dumbasses!

    • @steffenjensen422
      @steffenjensen422 4 года назад +46

      This is what is called a fun fact.

    • @firehunterz2311
      @firehunterz2311 4 года назад +5

      @@martinkeatings7126 Perfect

    • @davids7646
      @davids7646 4 года назад +3

      @@steffenjensen422 Too many people have commented things they call fun fact when i dont find it fun nor was it a fact.

    • @eagle1de227
      @eagle1de227 4 года назад +9

      That could explain many things...

  • @labbit35
    @labbit35 Год назад +3

    “Stop using metric it’s impossible to visualise it”
    Says the guy who uses a system of measurement that goes from 3 feet to a yard, and 1760 yards a mile

  • @Jayohennn
    @Jayohennn 4 года назад +1750

    As an American, I'd like to apologise for everyone in my country who still supports imperial

    • @AramatiPaz
      @AramatiPaz 4 года назад +78

      Salute

    • @albertparish1729
      @albertparish1729 4 года назад +171

      as someone from the uk, i apologise for the uk's support for the imperial system.

    • @SMac-bq8sk
      @SMac-bq8sk 4 года назад +18

      How unAmerican.

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 4 года назад +106

      As an american, I too apologize that nobody around me can care to learn metric

    • @Candlemakerr
      @Candlemakerr 4 года назад +9

      Thank you

  • @fredgrove4220
    @fredgrove4220 4 года назад +384

    "the metric system is hard to vizualise ", so you cannot vizualise your own financial system. 10 cents, 100 cents per dollar, if that is not metric, what is?
    The rest of the world is metric, only the USA is still in the stone age.

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 4 года назад +9

      You're right. We beat Japan to death with pointed sticks.
      But let's not start a fight, we can use the metric system just fine. Think of it like how people all over the world are taught english

    • @feyasatos
      @feyasatos 4 года назад +14

      The amount of money and time to change EVERY sign in America to metric would be, let's say. A fuck load.
      Consider how most cars have the imperial system installed, so that could take a long time to change as well.
      Okay, before anyone calls me 'A stupid American. Tá mise as Éire

    • @Notfallkaramell
      @Notfallkaramell 4 года назад +2

      There is some small country, Myanmar or what ever, that uses this number bs.

    • @Mukis2k
      @Mukis2k 4 года назад +47

      @@spiritualbeetle3904 you bombed civilians with nukes just because they wouldnt surrender, but history are written by winners and what can you expect for America country made by killing and slavery

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 4 года назад +16

      @@Mukis2k hey, we learned it from papa Britain

  • @creepypato3984
    @creepypato3984 5 лет назад +688

    You guys know why kids in USA don't learn the metric system?
    Because they can only learn it 9 milimetters at a time.

    • @leilagorrilla4842
      @leilagorrilla4842 5 лет назад +42

      Cursed but i like that :)

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 5 лет назад +13

      In school we get taught the metric system. If you want to make an insult please do your research

    • @creepypato3984
      @creepypato3984 5 лет назад +101

      @@nootaboot7042 Was a joke, sorry you got out of your way and decided to get offended by it for no fucking reason, and by the most unlikely of the two statements.
      Now for real; yeah, probably metric system is somewhat taught at USA schools, but I'm pretty sure it's but a statement and conversion is highly recommended. Most likely, you guys have a long way before you transition fully to it.
      (PD: The original comment was obviously a joke, not even meant to talk about the fucking metric system, but rather a very dark message about school shootings. BUT HEY, better have everyone in schools have guns so nobody can create a shooting without getting shot back)

    • @razvan5403
      @razvan5403 5 лет назад +33

      @@nootaboot7042 r/woooosh

    • @creepypato3984
      @creepypato3984 5 лет назад +18

      @UCNXDaWan02GbNXNPoO83arg "I wasn't trying to get offended" my ass. You wrote, and I quote:
      «If you want to make an insult, please do your research first»

  • @matthiaswulf4648
    @matthiaswulf4648 3 года назад +15

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you.
    Also, we stand with Armenia 🇦🇲

  • @ricefieldman
    @ricefieldman 5 лет назад +331

    Those comments remind me of comments saying “World War II was faked”.
    Lol

    • @TheSolitaryEye
      @TheSolitaryEye 5 лет назад +46

      "WeRe U tHeRe?! ChEcKmAtE"

    • @qigongzhuqigongzhu3997
      @qigongzhuqigongzhu3997 5 лет назад

      The bad comments. One channel, but still a good example of how morons can ruin the fun.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 5 лет назад +6

      Wish their existence was fake.

    • @ricefieldman
      @ricefieldman 5 лет назад

      @Major Konigs I had seen one comment similar to my example. So bumbed I didn't take a screencap cause now I can't remember. Rip.

    • @0000-z4z
      @0000-z4z 5 лет назад

      Bielefeld doesn't exist.

  • @bluesky_cupy5158
    @bluesky_cupy5158 4 года назад +926

    "Tank destroyers aren't tanks"
    Me an intellectual:
    *TANKS ARE TANKS.*

    • @da4127
      @da4127 4 года назад +3

      And tanks can break

    • @nameholderplaceholder4856
      @nameholderplaceholder4856 4 года назад +13

      @ Anything can break, I think!
      My life is broken, and it's barely man made!
      *wake me up inside*

    • @gonkaien7181
      @gonkaien7181 4 года назад +1

      @@da4127 They can also pop like little Legos.

    • @compwiz101
      @compwiz101 4 года назад +2

      In the context of the WWII US military, that's true-ish, but that's more of a "not all tank destroyers are tanks" - because a tank destroyer was basically "anything we slapped an AT gun onto for use in the TD corps.

    • @Random_Dragon_Furry
      @Random_Dragon_Furry 4 года назад

      I trust a 3 year old to tell the tank apart from anything else better than the people they're like tank destroyers aren't tanks

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs  5 лет назад +896

    I read every comment, every single one. It feels so good to call people out on their bullshit. This was a very fun video to make :D
    PS I've learnt is that John Holmes may be a reference to a Adult film star. You learn something new every day...

    • @heyitsme9316
      @heyitsme9316 5 лет назад +11

      Good on you man, bunch of tards these days lmao 😂

    • @cheesebottle2844
      @cheesebottle2844 5 лет назад

      Poop

    • @woofy031
      @woofy031 5 лет назад +3

      You should've censored their name, poor them :C

    • @Tankliker
      @Tankliker 5 лет назад +11

      Thats one of the best compilations on YT XD
      Also greetings from germany :D And also you don´t use translated names for german tanks. "Tiger" and "Panther" are also german words for that two animals.

    • @woofy031
      @woofy031 5 лет назад +2

      @@Tankliker all of those people are roasted lol

  • @tester1991
    @tester1991 4 года назад +31

    why am i here idk anything about tanks

  • @weatherstuff808
    @weatherstuff808 5 лет назад +675

    Actually, hetzers really aren’t tanks
    They are lunchboxes

    • @bluesky_cupy5158
      @bluesky_cupy5158 5 лет назад +63

      "What the f*ck is that thing?! Looks like a damn lunchbox!"
      -Squire

    • @lanetalbot2134
      @lanetalbot2134 5 лет назад +34

      Mm My Mum packed Germans in mein hetzer yum

    • @tomasmisek5598
      @tomasmisek5598 5 лет назад +18

      the best lunch boxes...the kind that can literarly blow up anyone who tries to steal your lunch

    • @-E-s-o
      @-E-s-o 5 лет назад +10

      This just hetz'd me up xD

    • @pmoon4848
      @pmoon4848 5 лет назад +5

      Yes, they friggin blew up my “Lunchbox” in WOTB.

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 5 лет назад +1764

    Incomprehensible rubbish obligatory comment.

  • @DaniPaunov
    @DaniPaunov 4 года назад +391

    "You need to credit Nintendo for the music from Mario Cart."
    "......The music is from Undertale."

  • @TheAbsol7448
    @TheAbsol7448 4 года назад +17

    As an American, our measurement system is fucked and needs to be replace as soon as possible. I wouldn't be able to adapt since my spatial awareness was molded around imperial, but we should ease it out.

    • @gage2189
      @gage2189 3 года назад

      Yes!

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 3 года назад

      Oh, it's easy, the whole measurement unit is basically ten to the power of any full number

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 3 года назад

      @@navyntune8158 I meant that I wouldn't be able to visualize it well.

  • @firehunterz2311
    @firehunterz2311 4 года назад +888

    "Outside the EU" also applies to the rest of the world that primarily uses metric measurements, not just dum dum imperial America.

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад +33

      I live in Yemen
      We use the metric system
      Not much crime tho except for those killing us ( Al Hotheien and I know I butchered the spelling ) but we use the metric system because its so much easier

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 4 года назад +39

      Reminder that anybody with actual education (however hard it is to achieve it there) does use metric there... I mean, even bakers attempt it.

    • @twrampage
      @twrampage 4 года назад +39

      Going from memory I'm pretty sure it's just the States, Liberia and Thailand that use the Imperial system exclusively. Everybody else uses the metric system. Have to laugh at the Americans that spout off shit like this.

    • @ismael8391
      @ismael8391 4 года назад +2

      @@twrampage I think that the united kingdome also uses the imperial system

    • @twrampage
      @twrampage 4 года назад +22

      @@ismael8391 But not exclusively like the other three do.

  • @Phantom_2524
    @Phantom_2524 5 лет назад +161

    17:19
    >Basically says that you need to fly a plane IRL to know if it’s good or bad.
    >Says that the He 162 was a good plane despite never flying it IRL.
    *Hypocrisy 100.*
    I am talking about the commenter, just in case someone thought that I was talking about Haigs.

    • @sperber0901
      @sperber0901 5 лет назад +8

      @Stahlhelm Model. 1940 Fd. Gr. Dont tell them our secret

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 5 лет назад +5

      @Stahlhelm Model. 1940 Fd. Gr. You're on the FBI watchlist now, good job

    • @DFX2KX
      @DFX2KX 5 лет назад +1

      thing about the 162, there is video from someone who did fly one, and apparently it had some... rather nasty aerodynamic tendencies.... If the Xplane PlaneMaker mockup I managed is any indication, there was at least one condition I could get it in that wasn't recoverable....

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro 5 лет назад +273

    To show you the power of flex-tape, I sawed the IQ of these people in half!!

    • @j.hardegen53
      @j.hardegen53 5 лет назад +13

      That is and will probably be the funniest comment I ever read.

    • @Pilotfox123
      @Pilotfox123 5 лет назад +14

      But wait! Flex tape is failing to put it back together!! For the first time in history flex tape is failing to fix something seemingly unfixable!

    • @nejlaakyuz4025
      @nejlaakyuz4025 5 лет назад +9

      0 divided by 2 is again 0

    • @kruppcorp2359
      @kruppcorp2359 5 лет назад +1

      @@nejlaakyuz4025 actually it's infinite, which means that stupid people are gods

    • @overloader7900
      @overloader7900 5 лет назад +4

      @@kruppcorp2359 Dividing by 0, not dividing 0

  • @BuffBisexual
    @BuffBisexual 4 года назад +3

    If you truly read all your comments: You make great videos and have a great day today :) I seriously enjoy your content and my only criticism is that I wish I could see more of these videos that have taught me so much about these historical moments.

  • @av0-cad03
    @av0-cad03 4 года назад +385

    The people featured in this video probably have a combined average IQ of almost 1.
    Edit: it appears the consensus is 7 was too high of a number. I have now edited it accordingly.

    • @cailco100
      @cailco100 4 года назад +19

      I think that is being a little generous

    • @sleepygamer5367
      @sleepygamer5367 4 года назад +4

      Id say -100

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy 4 года назад +12

      You're way too generous with those numbers, especially from an elder of the Dark Angels. The Emperor is likely not pleased. Those Heretics likely have a combined IQ of 1.

    • @cailco100
      @cailco100 4 года назад +1

      @@TheEDFLegacy even that would be saying something. Thinking the heretics could share

    • @deathcompanybattlebrother
      @deathcompanybattlebrother 4 года назад

      I feel like asmodai should make them repent

  • @Napalmratte
    @Napalmratte 5 лет назад +285

    Oh I believe you that it feels good to call out ppl that try to get away with such BS ^^
    I saved some of the "nice" comments myself xD

    • @chief_mufasa6465
      @chief_mufasa6465 5 лет назад

      Oh hey comrade what are you doing here

    • @JustElijahRS
      @JustElijahRS 5 лет назад +2

      Oh hell yes. BS is intercepted by flying maus'es propelled by a jet engine, and if they're too fast, just smash a BV 148 (whatever the number of the fatass flying boat) onto their heads.

    • @Irobert1115HD
      @Irobert1115HD 5 лет назад

      this name is grate. napalmratte. i think its on the same shelf as taschenratte (bagrat. its a sinonym for the common dwarf chihauhau in germany).

    • @mandernachluca3774
      @mandernachluca3774 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, their was a lot of rubbish XD. However, i have to say, that i do see why the people were upset with his opinion about the HE 162, thought it isn't wrong that the HE 162 wasn't anything near combat effective or even safe to fly, i don't think that it was the worst aircraft (design) of WW2. I mean, the most problems resulted from trying to use an unreliable BMW 003 (later droped for the JUMO 004, of the most problems got sorted out) and the fact that that the original glue manufacturer got bombed, wich resulted in using another manufacturers glue, wich without notice, and i quote wikipedia here, "was highly acidic and therefor disintegrated the wood". The aircraft had also problems with ripping wings off when rolling to fast, wich is quite bad, but considering that the aircraft was basically excepted as a plan, designed and build in about 90 days, this would be more of a teething issue wich could have been solved, if there would have been the time. So all in all, i disagree with it beeing the worst aircraft of WW2, sure, probably the most ineffective production aircraft but not the worst. Also, i do like it because it somewhat looks like a WW2 A10 with one turbine :D.

  • @atlas9852
    @atlas9852 4 года назад +486

    "Tank Destroyers aren't tanks"
    using that logic, Aircraft carriers aren't warships

    • @Barri2410
      @Barri2410 4 года назад +2

      And so the ATD/LPDs

    • @ryz_vik
      @ryz_vik 4 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @sp0iledm1lk60
      @sp0iledm1lk60 4 года назад +27

      trucks are not a land vehicle

    • @trivynium
      @trivynium 4 года назад +24

      and submarine is not an underwater ship

    • @afilleduptaco
      @afilleduptaco 4 года назад +3

      Northstar3E like saying an interceptor isn’t a fighter plane

  • @MultiGamingNetwork03
    @MultiGamingNetwork03 4 года назад +4

    "There's no way to block a channel"
    True, but there is a way to block a user. It's in the 'About' tab of every channel, under the little flag, where "Block User" is listed.

  • @ugh_dad
    @ugh_dad 4 года назад +115

    I don't know why the algorithm suggested this since I don't watch military or machinery videos, but I'm glad it did, thanks for recording this slaughter.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 лет назад +407

    We aren't all bad apples down here.

  • @JoicSeth
    @JoicSeth 4 года назад +325

    "who tf uses metric lmao"
    "who tf uses imperial lmao"
    ".."

    • @iduntyra7566
      @iduntyra7566 4 года назад +60

      I use Kelvin to measure my height

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 4 года назад +48

      @@iduntyra7566 you must be some thermal-energetically tall guy.

    • @iduntyra7566
      @iduntyra7566 4 года назад +6

      @@rrs_13 im not tall and I'm not a guy

    • @canyoufeelthelove3305
      @canyoufeelthelove3305 4 года назад +13

      And I am an anime mech

    • @noelblack8159
      @noelblack8159 4 года назад +10

      JoicSeth I Use The Waffle System

  • @De_Man
    @De_Man 3 года назад +4

    EU : 'use something that look easy for measure'
    US : 'this is offensive, isn't it? '

  • @felixh9363
    @felixh9363 5 лет назад +816

    metric system: *exists*
    america: *hey, wait that's illegal!*

  • @larissamoreira7233
    @larissamoreira7233 4 года назад +438

    Funny that youtube recommended this to me... Well, I watched anyway and now that I know you read every comment: Hello.

  • @josephking6515
    @josephking6515 4 года назад +280

    If Americans are so confused with the metric system then maybe they need to change their currency to Pounds, Shillings and Pence. This would fit so nicely with their Miles, Yards, Feet, Inches and Fractions of an Inch.

    • @tewam67
      @tewam67 4 года назад +7

      As an American, I use the metric system regularly. I use the imperial system for more accurate measurements.

    • @snuffeldjuret
      @snuffeldjuret 4 года назад +80

      @@tewam67 "imperial system for more accurate measurements"?

    • @ennafire5911
      @ennafire5911 4 года назад +23

      ImNotPete How do these accurate measurements work
      Right now I’m curious

    • @josephking6515
      @josephking6515 4 года назад +29

      @@tewam67 You can get more accurate than a nano-metre using Imperial thous of an inch? :) On a serious note, you use what works best for you. Of course not if you are making part of a Mars landing system in metric and another part in Imperial. Ooops!

    • @DerpDerp3001
      @DerpDerp3001 4 года назад +21

      Joseph King, possibly he can visualize inches and feet better because he is more used to them.

  • @Goddessoftime442
    @Goddessoftime442 3 года назад +3

    Love the video and you know what I discovered something awesome

    • @Goddessoftime442
      @Goddessoftime442 3 года назад +3

      I can actually reply to my own comments that's freaking cool and I can even put a like on my comment😁👍🏻

  • @pineapplesarereal636
    @pineapplesarereal636 4 года назад +260

    I'm not really sure why this was in my recommended, but it was funny.

  • @Mr..Milkshake
    @Mr..Milkshake 4 года назад +519

    5:00
    Generals: Shit we're losing the war, how!?
    Hitler: "lmao I thought we should store some fully functional tigers for the future."

    • @joshjosephson5074
      @joshjosephson5074 4 года назад +38

      This is actually hilarious

    • @anubis5782
      @anubis5782 4 года назад +19

      i laughed so hard on this, becouse why would germany want to keep some if instead they could send them on the battlefield to destroy their enemys XDD

    • @blackbloodcell5147
      @blackbloodcell5147 4 года назад +2

      Thank you for the laugh

    • @ZuKuPLayer
      @ZuKuPLayer 3 года назад +2

      Lmao, this one got me hard. Thank you! xD

    • @onyxon7740
      @onyxon7740 3 года назад +3

      This is a good one got me good :))

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium 5 лет назад +191

    Honestly the cringiest comment was the American demanding you use imperial units just because he wants to feel superior

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 5 лет назад +3

      Ye

    • @jasonirwin4631
      @jasonirwin4631 4 года назад +23

      What's even worse is that the US technically uses both systems. Imperial is just the one used in every day conversation.

    • @donaldboughton8686
      @donaldboughton8686 4 года назад +3

      Any properly educated engineer can make use Imperial and SI units.
      During my engineering education I used slug/ft/second for mechanical engineering calculations and MKSA which was replaced by SI for electrical and electronic engineering plus a smattering of cgs. Just use the units one has to and be very careful about getting conversions right. I gained an OND in Mechanical Engineering, A BSc Hons in Electrical and Electronic Engineering plus a Doctorate. I have now retired and cannot see what the problem is with the different systems unlike NASA who got their units in a twist and splatted/burnt up a Mars probe as a result.

    • @algrayson8965
      @algrayson8965 4 года назад

      @@jasonirwin4631- Some pipple keep tryin to work on Umurrikan made cars n trucks with fractional inch wrenches. Rounded-off screw and bolt heads are the usual result.
      It does work for some metric sizes:
      19mm ≈ 0.748”
      ¾” = 0.750”
      Pretty close; often 19mm wrench fits ¾” head better if it will go on.
      16mm ≈ 0.630”
      ⅝” = 0.625”
      ⅝” may fit on some 16mm bolt heads.
      Several others. Even a few hex keys (“Allen wrenches”) in metric fit fractional inch screws and visa-versa.
      Torx®/star no problem; they are not sized in even inch or metric sizes.
      The Brits were the all-time champs: Imperial, Whitworth and British Association absolutely confusing before they went metric.
      French metric (the originators), British, German and Japanese standards are pretty close, mostly interchangeable.

    • @algrayson8965
      @algrayson8965 4 года назад

      He’s imperious?

  • @gallagherthewolf5845
    @gallagherthewolf5845 3 года назад +4

    why was this so entertaining, I debated putting a joke comment but then by the time the video ended i was too entertained by the video, also first video I've seen by you and ima look at some of your other content and maybe sub, anyway have a good day :D

  • @agdtkry
    @agdtkry 5 лет назад +308

    12:18 _“We're talking so dense, the pressure could kill a man not wearing correct protective gear.”_
    Me: _Well it can't be that ba-_
    *clip starts*
    *_I was not prepared for this._*

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 5 лет назад +8

      I know.l..I’m dying....
      Hahahahah
      Oh god....I am dying...

    • @Con5tantine
      @Con5tantine 5 лет назад +3

      No one was. No was was at all....

    • @nogisonoko5409
      @nogisonoko5409 5 лет назад +3

      @@kyokyoniizukyo7171
      Neither was Egypt

    • @guvyygvuhh298
      @guvyygvuhh298 5 лет назад +7

      "A tank destroyer is not a tank"
      Excuse me?! Only SPGs, armored cars and half trucks are not tanks.

    • @lynnzeiler198
      @lynnzeiler198 5 лет назад +7

      D-Did you have your P-Pressure suit on? We might have to take *De-D e n s i n g* Measures.

  • @zakkyun
    @zakkyun 5 лет назад +384

    World War I & II: This boi is a tank.
    A7V
    Modern Era: *ThAT’s nOT A TANk*

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 лет назад +20

      Historian: Yes, this is an armored fighting vehicle armed with a canno-
      USA Fellas: but remember, america took the first a7v and disabled it and stole it when the german werent looking and ran them over and then we made them lose the war sorry salty boy!

    • @erwinrommel6561
      @erwinrommel6561 5 лет назад

      @@abramo7700 😂😂😂😂

    • @mickel836
      @mickel836 5 лет назад +1

      Actually, Im pretty sure they actually called them land cruisers - That was the era when tanks where seen as battleships onland
      thats why there where some really bad tank designs that where huge, and have like 5 turrets
      But they still are "Tanks"

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 5 лет назад +3

      @@mickel836 Do you mean the A7V? They were called „Sturmpanzerwagen“ (assault tank). You could also translate it with assault amored car but Panzerwagen and Panzerkampfwagen were german words for tank.

    • @sairaskynx2247
      @sairaskynx2247 5 лет назад +2

      That's no tank. That's my lunchbox.

  • @Wayoutthere
    @Wayoutthere 4 года назад +108

    "I can't come to bed yet! Someone on the Internet is wrong!"

  • @PrussianPoe
    @PrussianPoe Год назад +2

    As a tank buff, these people make me brain dead due to them not understand the difference between the Tiger 2 and Tiger 1.

  • @parasnaradiya2608
    @parasnaradiya2608 4 года назад +538

    British : " this shirt costs 300 pounds "
    LeAmericans : *they got shirts heavier than me!!!!*

    • @mloe8072
      @mloe8072 4 года назад +121

      *It still wouldn't be heavier than an average American*

    • @black_m1n825
      @black_m1n825 4 года назад +11

      At first UK having Pounds as their currency also confused me at first but I finally got it. English is my second language

    • @tonk2629
      @tonk2629 4 года назад +4

      We’re not fat!! I cri now because I have been called fat, when I’m only 98 pounds
      ( 0.453593 kilograms for the rest of the world. I am now gonna cry myself to sleep because WE ARE NOT FAT.

    • @black_m1n825
      @black_m1n825 4 года назад +30

      @@tonk2629 lmao, you can't weight less than a kilo, you're a literal stick

    • @tonk2629
      @tonk2629 4 года назад +1

      Fine, so I’ll beat mr beast too it and order 20.000 Big Macs, also, I am a sad gamer, I will go troll on roblox cuz war thunder ground forces balance and bullying KV 1 bully me, also also, it appears that eating homemade tacos has increased the weight to 103 pounds, I’m not a twig, I am a very sad gamer, I cri.

  • @TheBritishSkiff
    @TheBritishSkiff 5 лет назад +121

    Oh mY GoD IrON YoU DiD SOMthiNg WrONg Im GoNNa mAKe An AnGRy CoMmEnT

  • @bananaman-qj4nu
    @bananaman-qj4nu 5 лет назад +58

    "I read every single comment on my RUclips channel."
    RIP in peace my guy

  • @eusoumaniaco
    @eusoumaniaco 4 года назад +21

    I’d just like to say Armenia is amazing.

    • @d.altounian244
      @d.altounian244 3 года назад +3

      It’s a very beautiful place to visit if you get the chance in the future, just be careful not to get yourself scammed in the public market in Yerevan

    • @gambit6150
      @gambit6150 3 года назад

      I saw lots of european country. I want to see Armenia in future too. Is there really a racism or oppression to Turks?

    • @armennazarian7097
      @armennazarian7097 3 года назад +1

      @@gambit6150 Not really. Most of us don't really mind so long as Turks who are visiting are respectful.

    • @gambit6150
      @gambit6150 3 года назад +1

      @@armennazarian7097 Oh how nice, i want to see everywhere

  • @iYehuk
    @iYehuk 4 года назад +533

    "Tank destroyer is not a tank" is a phylosophical question. Is human murderer a human or they lose part of their humanity in the act of homicide? Tanks are like humans in that regard and with every tank slaughtered they become tank destroyers and turn into empty shells of themselves.

    • @philipweber9545
      @philipweber9545 4 года назад +24

      I love this philosophy

    • @grootsChannel
      @grootsChannel 4 года назад +39

      With every shell shot, they become more of an empty shell themselves.
      -me lmao

    • @l-esprit_de_l-ouest
      @l-esprit_de_l-ouest 4 года назад

      Bullshit, an human is an human cause its biological, pure jewish casuistic no more, nothing philosophical on this .

    • @gudegudemeh5195
      @gudegudemeh5195 4 года назад +2

      Lol I haven’t laughed for days thank you for this comment

    • @Trathien-
      @Trathien- 4 года назад +17

      @@l-esprit_de_l-ouest u must be fun at parties