Biggie Smallsberg | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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Theo talks about his recent experience with intensive therapy and sober living in Arizona, breaks down the Olympics controversy and Tour de France crash, and discusses how far Sonic restaurants have fallen since his childhood heyday. Plus, Theo sits down with his little nephews, Max and Zephy, to ask them some very important questions.
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Gang bruh
King Theo, how you feel about the Dark Arts king Bill Cosby being released? Can’t wait to hear your thoughts brother. Onward!
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Gang!
Gang bruh, and I’ll say this, I had a similar prediction with my weed dealers cat. Said he wasn’t lookin good and a few days later I heard he had passed.
Rip.
Onward.
"Sober living is like a daycare, but for adults that, are, that would sometimes rather probably have drugs than lunch." That's a spot on explanation Theo.
Theo's nephews cracked me up! I could have listened to a whole podcast of them just going back and forth. He is so good with them and they know their Uncle is a legend! 😂😊
"...So are you two single men or what?" Lookin for relationship advice 😆
Yes should be a weekly thing! But they're too far away 😭
I think bout 10 min was good but it was entertaining
"You can't see ghosts. But this guy is blind. So he's like a reverse ghost."
"He's in a coma. Or comma. They're both pauses... "
Louisiana Aristotle
This man is genuinely hilarious
These were killer lines
The poetry
XD
“i like thinking about food” now thats a man with priorities: These kids are amazing please bring them back!
I agree, it would be a great thing to help them socially too
Yea 😂
We need a full episode with these kids and just have them discuss world affairs.
Yea that would be great 😂
"Coma, or Comma. They're both pauses" 😭🤣😭🤣
its just incredible how his brain works :D
Mans a genius
Timestamp!
Unless ya don't come out of it....
then, it's a period. Full stop.
I legit had to pause the episode just to take a moment to appreciate the brilliance of that statement.
interviewing your nephews was genius. these kids are stars, the weird bone runs deep in the family boy!!!!
😂😂 yea
His Nephews are little adult men, they are funny and well spoken! 🤣
This is the purest result of encouragement I have ever seen
It's truly amazing what happens when you treat kids like people
@@askaelken That’s what I thought too. They have parents that treat them like people… and shoot, there are adults who aren’t even used to being treated like people.
These kids are legit funnier than most of Theo’s comic friends.
Agreed
I never heard him introduce his nephews. I was listening to audio only and thought the 9yr old was Brendan Schaub.
100%
Like Tom Segura...
@@Ashley_Schaeffer some haters out there. If ur not into a comic than just don't watch them perform.
"My room mate in college tried to kill himself - he jumped out the window - 1 story - nothing happened to him except he got stuck outside" LMAO
😂😂
Theo Von is literally the only comedian that makes me cry laughing
Theo Von is the only comedian who makes me die trying
@@ffnovice7 they’re just way over your head. It’s ok.
@@TheDoozie43 funhouse family huh?
"Sometimes we joke around that our parents are cheating on each other" LMFAOO oh god
😂😂
I've been fighting addiction for most of my life. In and out of mental institutions and jails and rehab's and sober living. I'll be praying for you theo. Gang brother.
How's all that going for ya a year later?
@@frankkirkman5994 still struggling but I'm slowly getting better
“Do governments create clouds to stop u from seeing into the earth?”
“That’s a question for my friend Eddie Bravo”
...and we already know his response..
I’m just saying look into it.
#EDDIEWASRIGHT
A couple Theo Von family got bit by that Jack Russell
@@jaimeg9058 I’m just sayin…
Theo's nephews are better at roasting him than Brendan 😂😂😂
Well, swabby isn't exactly known to be good at anything.
@@dg5745 obviously you don't like kids because u reply to everyones comments saying the same thing. It's actually pretty weird.
@@sleepingninjaquiettime super weird
Yea
The last 5 minutes of this will undeniably go in my favorite podcast segments in history. Watching Theo's response to them being rambling children had me wheezing laughing. Christ I love this podcast. Never change Theo and please have these kids on more 😂
Compared to Riley these kids are professional conversationalists..
Thanks
Yeah but theyre much older than riley
128 people who have an abbreviated sense of humour? No way! Lol
Riley is cool in his own right. I can't wait to meet Riley in 10 years.
@@rileykaramchandani1011 sorry bud it comes with the territory :((
The self awareness on these kids is unbelievable...
“spoiler alert”
“good point”
right they seemed more like 10 and 13
I think the comedian gene might run in Theo's family lol. Or something in the water down there in Covington. Kids were legitimately hilarious lol.
@@dg5745 you’re right, then it was great
Bruh, when theo's nephews came in, it just felt like 2 more theo's. Were finally getting a new special, let's go!
Theo: are you going to settle down?
Kid: by settling down do you mean letting myself go?
Me: Gaaaaaaaang.........
The nephs are so cute ❤️and hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂
At 37...gang
I was gonna post that one lol.
Then Theo "...ya"
@@dg5745 damn little buddy, how many times are you going to post this? You sound jealous that a 9 year old is more talented than you. 😂
Theo: t-o-u-r
Child: You are what?
yea, this is his family.
Theo getting stressed out from his nephew's is absolutely hilarious 🤣
Yea 😂
Theo's dressed like a talent manager at Nickelodeon.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ahahahahahaha
Theo looks like he's going to a "Wayne's World" convention and just waiting for his Uber to show up.
Yoooo lmaoo
Spot on
Nephews are smart, Theo! I could listen to them being interviewed for hours.
The nephews are the best thing to happen to me this week. Both are so smart. Max is so sharp and funny and kind of a savage! And Zeffi seems like a very kind and thoughtful old soul child. You can tell their parents really talk with them. They both seem older than their age. What a treat having them in. Thank you!! 🥰🥰🥰
Theo looking like your cousin’s boyfriend who’s gotta truck and gets stuck helping people move. Get that free pizza, gang gang
Hahahahaahaha ur so right🤣
He looks like ge gets caught up talking to the elderly while he's in a hurry but he's too nice lol
@@brennygamblinobeats I'll talk to a elderly next thing you know I'm doin gardening sippin the best ice tea ya ever known. Then you eatin supper listening to an elderly talkin bout pepper's and depressions.
@@DingDongDaddyFromDumas933 then you're like "this was great but I gotta go back to grocery shopping "
Gang Gang 🤣😂🤣😂
This is way too close to home for me 🤣🤣🤣
I just got out of sober living like 6 months ago. About to get my own place for the first time ever. Gang gang.
Congratulations girl. If you don't mind me asking where did you go? I need to go myself.
@@CBastemeyer Oxford house is usually the best spot. You gotta take action tho or you can’t stay. There are Oxford Houses in most states.
Congrats!!!
@@lindseyprice3526 do you have to pay for it?
@@CBastemeyer you gotta pay rent
‘’I wanna get plastic surgery to look like my dog.’’
PAHAHAHAHA
damn, me too, buddy 💜
Let's be honest it's how theo interacted with his nephews that made that whole segment funny
Older kid: "whats your favorite part of stranger things?"
Theo: "ummm the kid with glasses"
Awkward silence
Younger kid: "are you gay?"
Instead of "Return of the Rat" he could call it "The Raturn" lmao
“The Raturn of the King”
This
You can nearly see Jupiter and Raturn in the summer sky now
Hah this is good
Yes.
Theo Von is the only person who makes me LOL by saying "uhhhh" because I know something hilarious is about to follow.
These kids are 100% smarter than a lot I’d adults I’ve met
Smarter than me
For sure
“cuz really the air just a briefcase for damn heat or cold.. That’s just mother nature’s briefcase, the air..”
Theo; never change. gang
Gang! Gang!
Theo is gonna meet a wonderful one of a kind lady. Mark my words. Mucho love fam!
I agree, just gotta figure out how to meet him, hopefully I'll see him at the beach and there's a cool bird nearby to mention 👀😭😊
@@SagePluckim taken so I'll send my blessing instead of fighting you to the death for this precious man.
Of course im frickin posting to a 2 year old comment.
# Winning
Can you imagine checking into a rehab and finding Theo in there with ya? Gang
I would never leave. Lol.
I would just assume there's a two drink minimum.
@@Ratchman_5000 haha ... ba dum tss
"He was in a coma. Or comma. They're both pauses."
I haven't even started watching and this shit makes me roll haha
“I’m upstairs” needs to be the specials title.
Theo Von=Satanist=TRASH.... JESUS CHRIST IS KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@jjg6626 respectfully sir wtf are you talking about
@@reid6302 👌=666 🤘=devil horns... he continually drops these subtle symbols he's part of The Darkside man I was a fan at one time
@@reid6302 almost everybody you see on TV are part of the occult... They're all trash
Kid: “What was your favorite part?”
Theo: “The kid with the glasses on.”
Kid: “What?”
Theo: “What?”
unbelievably funny.
Theo looking annoyed AF.
Kid 2: "Do you need a nap sir?"
Kid 2 😂😂
But that was so funny and like genuinely concerned.
Who ever is disliking Theo’s videos 100% needs therapy
It's Brendan from both the accounts on his in-Ferrari dashboard computer and also from his kids' Baby Einstein laptops, because he gets jealous that Theo's videos have more likes than his.
Salty hasids, ya feel me
“Don’t let it dwell on you”
“It dwells on me”
Bruh I felt that
I love it when Theo's in a good mood and he's giving me new sayings to say
Lol he has inadvertently made us all twice as funny in our everyday lives . I use his shit all the time on people that don't know him. He says the goofiest shit that makes better sense in his words than a professors . Love this knucklehead
Theo got that STEP, happy to see you alive today. Much love!
Max’s adlibs after questions go hard🔥
Gotta love a solo episode!
“I don’t start conversation, but if someone starts a conversation with me then I don’t want to be rude”
Me too little buddy me too
Theses kids just put the best 5 minutes or whatever Theo has posted in a year. They are so real. They are the best. Wow special kids. Kids are the future. Lol
Gang
i think we just glimpsed the future..gang
These kids got ADD gang
@@stormcorrosion176 any kid under ten is like that
@@syrhusprod negative. I have a ten year old and his thoughts are connected, not disjointed like these two kids.
Theo gets his material from his nephews
Its as if Theo was at the same intellectual level as his nephews at their age and just never progressed.
Damn it Theo this was a great episode. How is it you can interview geniuses, professionals, working stiffs and kids and still be super engaged and on the level with them in a super connective and meaningful way? You have a real gift and I appreciate you sharing it.
I think he has an endless fascination with existence, especially everything involving being human
I would be so stoked if I ran into the Rat King at the local Home Depot
When my mental state is on the rocks. Theo is in the sand spelling out HELP on the beach.
Real shit.
Same!
Gang
Pray my friend, thats all you need
We all going thru it. Gang gang. We family 👪
love it when theo is fired UP...
Do you need a nap, sir? 😂
The last segment was great!
"In a coma, or comma. You know, they're both pauses."
This man is a comedic genius.
I got a friend who’s addicted to bleu cheese 🤣🤣
My girl hates this podcast because she says you never actually say anything....but she doesn't stick around for the genius stuff like Ray Charles being a reverse ghost. 😂🤣
Unless she's got a dumper you gotta dump her
You don’t need that negativity in your life. She’s got to go
Tell me why my girl doesn’t fw my podcasts either
@@jeremiah1164 😂
I introduced my boyfriend to this podcast and we watch together. Lose the loser and let's thruple.
I love these boys!!! Theo, they're so precious. It's so awesome that you had them on. 🤣🙌
The ending was the best LMAO!!
It makes my whole day, whole week to hear Theo talking about hanging around sober people. Right where you belong my friend. Gang shit. 🤘
Theo you might be a Cajun boy from the dirty South with a public school edjumaction but don't let that fool ya because your wordsmanship is incredible!!!
i fucking love when Theo starts uncomfortably talking about “his body” hahah praise lord!
Max’s random noises have me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same!!! That family timing
Those kids will look back one day and realize how cool their uncle is!! Awesome job Theo.
This was the most insane “opening monologue” in the history of opening monologues. 👏
So good
Everytime he outdoes hisself
Theo is a trend setter! 👏🏻👏🏻
Yeah he did it on this one, had everybody in the car dying laughing 😂
💦💦💦💦💦
You let your mind RUN RAMPID this episode! Loved every part of it! Keep that mind bookin' it and oh yeah, I'M UPSTAIIIUUUURRRRZZZZZ!
Rampant*
Starts show talking about Adrenelchrome.
Interviews nephews at the end of show.
Riley been missing for a while.
imagine being 6 and having better chat than Riley...
Where did he talk a chrome? Couldn't find it
Aww Theo's nephews remind me of the cartoon kid version of him 😂
Yes!exactly.lol
Such a funny episode with your nephew’s. They were great
Got that youtube notification for that solo episode hitter made my day!
Comma/Coma, they both pauses... Theo never disappoints
I love when he goes off on a rant he actually enjoys and then gets lost after 😂 like the double heart part at the end he just froze and was like ughh wait where was I.
Every. Single. Episode.
U write a note leave it in her desk then leave school 😂 theo: I would leave town
best intro of the year thus far..... "i'll sh** in your yard son"....
"What it is.. What it ain't.. does the baby need a spank? Lets goo!💪🤣
Calling a blind person a reverse ghost cause they cant see you is the most absurd shit i love it
Staying alive on the lord's blood drive lol gang
“Now that’s a question for this guy named Eddie Bravo , who is not here today.”
That part made me geek tf out
No it’s a part of a joke at the end of his podcast 😂
All the friggen dancing you could do double hearted..😂😂
The barb joke was solid. If he thought of that on the fly impressive word play is genetic
I was kinda in shock.
That kid is a comedian in the making!!!
“Now thats a question for this guy Eddie Bravo, a friend of mine” 😂😂😂
"My dad is Lebron James"
"No, he's not Max"
"How do you know that?"
....fair enough 🤣🤣
“We staying alive on the Lord’s blood drive”
Gang gang daddy. Onward!
lol "Do you have the burgers??" ---- so relatable. hahah
1:24:04 little man just threw some absolute shade on James Harden lol
😂😂😂😂
“he went to the party and then came back fat…he ate a lot of doughnuts.” hahaha
@@diogenespulicay5562 I think the kids are smarter and funnier than me. 😂
"Well with the beach only adults..and kids go
well who else would go.... a parrot?!?
Nah an attack helicopter bro"
lmao. they naturally have the ability to bring it back. these kids are gonna slay stand-up
Sometimes a person's sobriety is all they have...thank you for sharing your experiences, Theo.
"I'll be an apache helicopter" caught me off-guard.
It hits different when a child uses that satire. Very woke in a good way your nephews Theo gang
That's originally from the gun girl.
I was going to say a Theo looks like joke but then he got me with that Biggie Smalls Burg hitter and now I'm dead
The episode with the nephew cracks me up. Reminds me of my nieces and nephew. How their mind wonder during conversations. 🤣😂😅 Keep killing it out there Theo.
I would LOVE if Theo hosted a "Kids Say The Darndest Things" show, Dark Arts version. "The Parrot is an influencer? Is he on TikTok?" lol
15:40 "in a coma... Or comma... You know, they're both pauses."
Brother I hope everything is ok with you lately. As someone who suffers addiction and usual mental difficulty from time to time but always strives through. I’m just feeling something. Bless you brother. Gang and 🙏🏻 wishing you all the best and sending ❤️ from australia mate 😆☺️
Just let him live. Damn.
@@TheNittyNitty A message of love to man as he has helped me through a lot. Love you to brother. Hang in there.
Those kids are highly intelligent inquisitive and on another level man! Ahahaha!
“Or you can just dream and kiss him” -theos nephew
Subscribed as you started flaling ur arms around
Theo referring to testicular cancer survivors like Lonce Armstrong as 'one-riders' is why I'm a proud subject of the Rat Realm. Gang.
Oh my gosh this episode was one of the best! Laughed so many times and I really needed that today!
“Does the baby need a spank”! - nobody does it like Theo!