It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. The most hysterically frightened people will be diagnosed with Lung Cancer a couple years from now. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
"Living is a hard thing to do, it's a job that you never sign up for". Theo never seizes to amaze me. This podcast is a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you're laughing the next he's making you think about life and touching your heart. The RatKing will go down as a legend.
Theo is that one celebrity you want to hang out with not because he’s a celebrity, but because he is a real genuine human being and you can learn a lot from his life experiences, he’s like that cool older wise cousin that would come over during the holidays .. GANG GANG
That and then he followed it up with, “I bet you hurt in places so deep you can’t even access them.” The rat king can really pull on the heart strings.
You have a good day my queen above 18. Get out of bed and get those feet on the ground my queen. Get some coffee, stretch and get downstairs for breakfast. Ok now. I’ll talk to you later my queen above 18
I absolutely love your podcast, but this one especially resonated with me. I'm a psych nurse working in an acute setting. I work with people who have addiction issues, psychiatric issues, and depression...none of whom are less than, but rather human beings deserving of love, compassion, and empathy. So many of my patients come to us at the worst points in their lives. The thing you said about experiencing that depth of pain leaving a capacity for the same depth of joy is just beautiful. And that God doesn't allow a lot of people to experience that depth of hurt. I just love this and I'll be using it with the people I care for. It lends such a positive outlook during a time of such despair. As someone who has lost people I love to alcoholism and suicide, I will tell that last caller...if your brother makes suicidal statements, even passive suicidal statements (like I just don't want to be here anymore), please get him help. He may be angry at you, but his life is worth it. Don't hesitate to call the police non-emergency line, 9-11, or even your local hospital to report suicidality and self-injurious behavior and request a wellness check if he won't get help himself. I say that as a girlfriend who lost her boyfriend to suicide and regrets not trying to get him help sooner and as a daughter who lost her father to alcoholism. There are so many of us in this world who truly care about all of you out there struggling. None of us go through this life alone and sometimes we need to lean on another until we can stand on our own. From my own heart, much love.
Theo- you saved my life with some of your words and humor and honestly. Please know your life brings more life into this world, and that's a great thing.
Absolutely in love with Theo's brain and the way he thinks and expresses himself. So pure and thoughtful. But he do be lookin' like a gas station attendant for a self service place.
Theo is super smart dude. Around minute 10 he makes a comment relating getting baptized as a return to the womb. This is something that Carl Jung and Erich Neumann talk about.
@@rightcoast7049 oh no, i would never take him to be a dumb southerner, but this type of subject is so deep and ancient that is crazy to me how he makes this kind of argument using his intuition.
42:59 Theo’s lazy attitude while spitting his jokes makes me laugh harder than it should. When he said “sure u are, bud” right after he said he was gonna quit Monday, I died 💀
Hey Theo, i hope all is well. That weird kats ending seemed off to me, and along with wearing sunglasses a lot lately, i hope all is okay. Just know your fans and friends and family love you dearly and are so lucky to have you. Gang gang pico blvd bad boy rip billy C
@@frankrizzo9654 maybe moving all by himself out in the middle of nowhere wasn't good for him or maybe there's something else going on but I think we're right and I wish him well
@@1veryfunnygirl Thank you Judy! I finished the com with ...that vag gravy, but at the last second I deleted it, suddenly concerned about offending the ladies and all this frickin cancel culture. I was back in that gravy again for a sec, but I was breaststroking.
It has been a tough week. All this division and hate going on. Thank god for Theo. It’s a great reminder that we are all just trying to live our lives and we are in it together.
I truly love you Theo. You've been such a big help, and given us all a lot to think about. Came for the comedy, can't leave for everything else. So much depth to you.
Theo is a walking bit is normal convo is funnier than 85% of comedians stand up. The falling tree branch could easily be tweaked a little and be on a special
Hes said something before along the lines of “when people wear sunglasses inside, theyre on some drugs” which is where people started guessing that from
Thanks for saying this. All of these self righteous people getting on theos case for wanting to wear sunglasses. 😂 people were turning into real detectives here in the comments analyzing his freaking jaw and hand movements. 🤣
Theo, we love you! We don’t expect perfection from you. You’re Human. You’re so talented and inspiring. Thank you for sharing your feelings and also making us laugh. We’re all just trying to get through life and do our best to be better. Every day is a new day and a new beginning! Gang Gang ✌️❤️🙏
There's nothing like being a heartbroken girl tearing up over the wrong life decisions she made, listening to Theo Von looking for something to make her smile. Praise the Lord.
Truly an honor. Your wisdom is endless. Your outlook is priceless. Your honesty is hopeful. Your personality is beautiful. Your courage is inspiring. Thank you💛
"That emotional mcgellin of the seas" bro I needed this episode so bad, caught my now ex with some guy. I'm trying to use this to better myself . I'm a wreck right now, I've been a 1-man shit show for a long'n So many people really need you theo. Love you man . 🖤 Gang .
Yo I'm coming down from a mushroom trip smoking some weed that's been the favorite intro for me , a branch is just a tree taking a s*** in your yard who the f*** says that other than theo von what the f*** LMAO
Question for everyone or Theo 😂? Anyone wonder how much of this he writes down or does he just free style with out any notes? From King of The Sting he makes me think all of this madness and eternal wisdom just floats from that cranium into our hearts and minds. Praise the Lord for Theo Von.
I spent years working off and on for a local guy's tree company (just him and his kid.) This man was still climbing trees at 52 years old. He might STILL be climbing them. We would roll up to a site and he would quote like $600 for a downed tree. The customer would almost always say one of the big companies quoted them $1,500.
bit.ly/theovonclips
Love u bud
Theo lookin like the unibombers number 1 fan
Love
You are baptized brutha~
Lookin' SEXY THEO😋😘💗💕🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Theo looks like a DJ at a bass fishing tournament.
Gang
🤣
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Dj Branch Knuckles
DJ Crankbait
Theo looks like he travelled back in time to warn himself of something, but he forgot the mission.
Ha! Does have a Kyle Reese vibe going on😂
Hilarious 😆
🤣🤣🤣🏴☠️
In the future, everyone wears an Under Armour polo with a scarf.
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. The most hysterically frightened people will be diagnosed with Lung Cancer a couple years from now. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
"Living is a hard thing to do, it's a job that you never sign up for". Theo never seizes to amaze me. This podcast is a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you're laughing the next he's making you think about life and touching your heart. The RatKing will go down as a legend.
@Kenneth Ford nah he's seizin brother
@@SnapCrakleD3ath thank you, someone understand
I think he ain't seizing to amaze anyone, He just seizes at random. At lease that's how we seize it! Seize ON baby!
but what if the opposite is true? that we knew exactly what we were signing up for. thats more powerful than the opposite....
Gang gang. Rip Billy Conforti.
Between two ferns got real emotional lately 🤣
nice, Corey. Good eye, I didnt even catch that shit. gang
You deserve that thumbs up
stone cold gold
Theo looks like a blind snowboarder with them shades on
Between $238
"Get her a compass, something when she thinks about direction she thinks about you" Wow that was so heartfelt, great advice ❤️
Deeeeppp feels ❤️
Made me due north
That’s a short poem right there
Theo is that one celebrity you want to hang out with not because he’s a celebrity, but because he is a real genuine human being and you can learn a lot from his life experiences, he’s like that cool older wise cousin that would come over during the holidays .. GANG GANG
❤️
“Sunglasses on means cocaine” -Theo von
I noticed that too 🤔 😎
After that Shultz podcast, I immediately thought he was back on the Devil's Dandruff
@@JarranTyler1987 A little "booger-sugar" Nooger!!
Yes, he's been wearing them often. Last night's KATS as well.
I'm thinkin a little "Lucille" baby. no sniffing, just thirsty. he's ok daddy
Theo looks like the type of person who nonchalantly eats grapes while he shops so they weigh less by the time he gets to the checkout counter.
Doesn't everybody?
You would only know this if you’re that guy😂😂🙌🏼
Thats a good idea
I know this comment is 2y old but aren't you guys scared of unwashed produce😮
@kvthedrvl poor people are not worried about unwashed produce brother
Lmao Theo being a homeowner is hilarious for some reason
It's like Kurt being a tradesman
Do you think he has a driving licence. I'm not convinced.
Theo looks like a blind mannequin modeling jackets for Sears in 1987
Definitely looking 80s
Theo looks like he rode to the studio on a skateboard while holding onto a Jeep's bumper.
With thoughts of hoverboards dancing in his head.
Theo looks like he broke the flux capacitor and now he has to make his parents meet or he won’t exist in the future.
SKITCHING
don't fucking do it, just google Skitching Accidents
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I’m not sure Theo knows he’s more of a poet than a comedian. Yet he’s also one of the best comedians out there.
Fr! He’s inspirational af!
Theo looks like the more masculine one of the lesbian couple that Tim Dillon is feuding with from Joshua Tree.
Can we have a special episode with Theo playing his favorite playlist and just dancing and chilling? That energy is so good
Amen! Gang Gang
Need it
“My heart has a short memory” that’s some powerful stuff
That and then he followed it up with, “I bet you hurt in places so deep you can’t even access them.” The rat king can really pull on the heart strings.
@Last Chance Weirdo
You have a good day my queen above 18. Get out of bed and get those feet on the ground my queen. Get some coffee, stretch and get downstairs for breakfast. Ok now. I’ll talk to you later my queen above 18
@Last Chance I hope you have a beautiful day as well ☝🏼 ❤️
I absolutely love your podcast, but this one especially resonated with me. I'm a psych nurse working in an acute setting. I work with people who have addiction issues, psychiatric issues, and depression...none of whom are less than, but rather human beings deserving of love, compassion, and empathy. So many of my patients come to us at the worst points in their lives. The thing you said about experiencing that depth of pain leaving a capacity for the same depth of joy is just beautiful. And that God doesn't allow a lot of people to experience that depth of hurt. I just love this and I'll be using it with the people I care for. It lends such a positive outlook during a time of such despair. As someone who has lost people I love to alcoholism and suicide, I will tell that last caller...if your brother makes suicidal statements, even passive suicidal statements (like I just don't want to be here anymore), please get him help. He may be angry at you, but his life is worth it. Don't hesitate to call the police non-emergency line, 9-11, or even your local hospital to report suicidality and self-injurious behavior and request a wellness check if he won't get help himself. I say that as a girlfriend who lost her boyfriend to suicide and regrets not trying to get him help sooner and as a daughter who lost her father to alcoholism. There are so many of us in this world who truly care about all of you out there struggling. None of us go through this life alone and sometimes we need to lean on another until we can stand on our own. From my own heart, much love.
"that weed is like putting your head on a pillow but the pillow is inside your head" 😂
“A branch is just a tree taking a sh$& out in the yard”-Theo Von
I love how he is not afraid to talk about his faith. Never compromise your beliefs.
100000%!!! I respect that so so much! I am unapologetic about my faith now but it wasn’t always like that.
Theo looks like Patrick Swayze’s body double in “Roadhouse”
Theo looks like he plays saxophone for Huey Lewis and the News
Huey lewis and the jews with that shnoz of his
Dude..... You fuckin nailed it!
keytar actually
Theo* is searching for something and doesn’t know what he’s lookin for. Much like how he starts and ends his sentences. It’ll end up good.
I really feel like he knows where his sentence is going it’s just apart of his whole thing, to sit, those pauses are hilarious
Who's throe?
If not you can always put a reptilian in a blinder and call it a milkshake cos no child should go hungry you feel me? Gang ... gang...
@@shelleymckenzie1964 heard that brother onward
Praise god baby 🙏
Theo- you saved my life with some of your words and humor and honestly. Please know your life brings more life into this world, and that's a great thing.
Theo has a good taste in music let's be honest here. The intro to this podcast is fucking gold
Absolutely in love with Theo's brain and the way he thinks and expresses himself. So pure and thoughtful. But he do be lookin' like a gas station attendant for a self service place.
Theo is super smart dude. Around minute 10 he makes a comment relating getting baptized as a return to the womb. This is something that Carl Jung and Erich Neumann talk about.
Smart people don't believe in fairy tales
It's hilarious that people think he's just a dumb southerner... It's all just part of his humor... Dude is actually super smart.
@@rightcoast7049 oh no, i would never take him to be a dumb southerner, but this type of subject is so deep and ancient that is crazy to me how he makes this kind of argument using his intuition.
42:59 Theo’s lazy attitude while spitting his jokes makes me laugh harder than it should. When he said “sure u are, bud” right after he said he was gonna quit Monday, I died 💀
Do we breathe liquid when we are a baby? Google can confirm. Hoooowooooo.... If gills could talk man
The World needs Theo Von, stay strong daddy 🐀 👑
Theo's outfit looks like a kid who went into his dads closet and just started trying shit on
"I slept in a child's bed... No child in the bed"
*nods head*
Good call Theo.
Great call.
... and I wanna thank God I’m not a pedio-file
Time stamp ?
@@isaacstarkiller4388 11:40 -12:30
High-key vibes
Only he can speak of this and not look like a creep lol
You’re hurt in a place that you can’t even access, I felt that.
Theo looks like a Grand Theft Auto loading screen. Gang bruh.
dude - you made me laugh with that...
He does.
Let's get a positive weekend boys, time to get on top of things ! Gang.
Hey Theo, i hope all is well. That weird kats ending seemed off to me, and along with wearing sunglasses a lot lately, i hope all is okay. Just know your fans and friends and family love you dearly and are so lucky to have you. Gang gang pico blvd bad boy rip billy C
Bro your seeing it to, kats ending wad super awkward I thought they planned it at first and then realize they didn't
@@chrissmith9798 yeah, it all just seems weird. Haven’t watched this episode yet obviously but something just doesn’t seem right:(
@@frankrizzo9654 maybe moving all by himself out in the middle of nowhere wasn't good for him or maybe there's something else going on but I think we're right and I wish him well
Yeah I was thinking the same something is off the way Kats ended an this pop here
@@chrissmith9798 what was weird about it I couldn’t catch it?
Theo looks like a Sega Genesis promotional bill board
16:30 the magic happens.... water, fire...gravity...smoke, wolves....
“Tryna reach somethin but don’t have it... uhhh... fire hatchet... uhhh.. prosthetic” 😂
😂🤣 like, what bro?!
I thought he was talkin about ladders 😆
“$119 dollars for this front yard toupee”🤣
I busted out laughing when I heard that! 😂🤣 It even cracked him up a little!
Got me pretty good 😂
"He's always battling the dark arts, but he carry's a strong sword." - Theo Von
Aight Theo, keep your nose clean baby we love you. You’re too good for that, I promise you
Addies daddy
Backstroking in the Lord's butternut squash boi. Onward..
And vag gravy 😅😅😅
@@1veryfunnygirl Thank you Judy! I finished the com with ...that vag gravy, but at the last second I deleted it, suddenly concerned about offending the ladies and all this frickin cancel culture. I was back in that gravy again for a sec, but I was breaststroking.
Theo looks like he’s hiding from the Mormon church
😂
You guys should comp out all the other commenter on this bid for the best name
He said , "backstroking in that vag gravy". Theo is is my spirit animal
😂 in the Lord’s butternut squash ☠️
Theo looks like he recovered eye sight but still kept the glasses
My mans Called me Bread lol, love you Theo
that intro song just cured my depression
It has been a tough week. All this division and hate going on. Thank god for Theo. It’s a great reminder that we are all just trying to live our lives and we are in it together.
Say no to divide and conquer
Theo’s the kind of guy to throw up devil horns while asking to be baptized
$119 fake plant?
You've got an $1100 branch you could have in the backround, brother!
Gang gang
He must be on the dandruff
I truly love you Theo. You've been such a big help, and given us all a lot to think about. Came for the comedy, can't leave for everything else. So much depth to you.
"Life is a job you didn't sign up for" Awesome quote
and the Hide and Seek World Champion for the 2000th year in a row: Jesus Christ
Hey, where he goes, we can not come.
Theo is a walking bit is normal convo is funnier than 85% of comedians stand up. The falling tree branch could easily be tweaked a little and be on a special
Let’s go, watching at 1 in the morning from Australia 🇦🇺
Same here mate ha
Not me mate
Wooo here too
Same lmao
Buy "UMA"!! A cryptocurrency, Ethereum token that will hit $100 in the next couple months 🚀🚀 lets push this price up!!! The future for sure
Theo looks like every Swedish EDM dj from the 2000’s
“ people on drugs , tryin to get better but working with branches in the meanwhile” Lmaoo Theo talking about the tree company .
Theo looks like a tour DJ for Die Antwoord
Or a Dagestani hipster who trains with Khabib
"Its like putting your head on a pillow, but the pillow is inside your head"
43:33 Realest shit I ever heard
Straight up
I love how he is like a real life Gambit from the X-Men
9:30 "It's just interesting what a horizon of existence that plane is between water and air"
loved that line man have a nice Sunday Theo
Something tells me Theo is in trouble. I get a sense he's not doing well....
Love you dude take care of yourself, and be who you are meant to be.
I thought the same thing
We need to get rid of that cumbersome bumble in the bumblebee and just call them lemony thickets from now on. Finally someone said it.
He takes the sunglasses off around 15 minutes in and doesn't look like he's on drugs, for all the people jumping to conclusions.
Hes said something before along the lines of “when people wear sunglasses inside, theyre on some drugs” which is where people started guessing that from
Thanks for saying this. All of these self righteous people getting on theos case for wanting to wear sunglasses. 😂 people were turning into real detectives here in the comments analyzing his freaking jaw and hand movements. 🤣
3:21 Only theo's can struggle with his head sets like this
Theo, we love you! We don’t expect perfection from you. You’re Human. You’re so talented and inspiring. Thank you for sharing your feelings and also making us laugh. We’re all just trying to get through life and do our best to be better. Every day is a new day and a new beginning! Gang Gang ✌️❤️🙏
It's hard to look at the world, and it's hard to look away.
Amen
Be good to yourself. Don't let it overwhelm ya. Gang
Deep.
gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee - Nietzsche
@@invictus5566 That is beautiful, and true. I wish I were so eloquent.
Theo looks like he has a public library card and goes there to read Stephen King books and to freshen up in the bathroom.
There's nothing like being a heartbroken girl tearing up over the wrong life decisions she made, listening to Theo Von looking for something to make her smile.
Praise the Lord.
My guys taste in music is next level soulful
Theo the homeowner with that Fisker looking like the branch manager. Gang
Hope y’all have a great weekend. Gang gang!
@FTW 2 he didnt
“Back stroking in that vag gravy” please let this term live on forever
Theo looks like the type of guy who walks to his local truck stop twice a day.
“Thick-o-potamus” 😆
FISKAR 18 INCH W/ ANTELOPE FRONT 🔥💪
With that under armor, Theo looks like a substitute teacher who also helps on the tennis team. Just needs a headband.
Truly an honor.
Your wisdom is endless.
Your outlook is priceless.
Your honesty is hopeful.
Your personality is beautiful.
Your courage is inspiring.
Thank you💛
My Fedex driver always seems surprised to be on the job, gang bruh
I love you, Theo! Thanks for showing up again this week. You’re always on my gratitude list! ❤️
Never heard anyone refer to baptism as the lord's car wash lol
Always keeping it real...onward 💞
Where the Vests at Theo. Rockin the Shades at nite, and a fancy Scarf .
Theo don't look right. Something is definitely off. You can feel it. Hope, you're ok bro.
How do you mean?
I agree
He's on coke
@@Anumacm yeah I think the same did you watch the kats pof he was werid then too
Yeah he looks like he’s hiding more sadness than usual. Keep going Theo 💪
Theo looks and sounds like he swiped right to an 18 year old on Tinder this past weekend and has been feeling guilty over it ever since.
Theos performing the lords work
"That emotional mcgellin of the seas" bro I needed this episode so bad, caught my now ex with some guy. I'm trying to use this to better myself . I'm a wreck right now, I've been a 1-man shit show for a long'n
So many people really need you theo.
Love you man . 🖤 Gang .
You can never be too early for this level of greatness, also RIP the legend DMX, Gang yall
“And they were urban.” Idk why this tickled me. Lmaoooo
I like how he asking us, "what is it called?".
You look like a reservoir DAWG with those shades
Edit: Happy Easter, king of keisters 😂
Yo I'm coming down from a mushroom trip smoking some weed that's been the favorite intro for me , a branch is just a tree taking a s*** in your yard who the f*** says that other than theo von what the f*** LMAO
Aw yes, some of the original apps; water, fire, smoke, wolves
💧🔥💨🐺🤣
Question for everyone or Theo 😂? Anyone wonder how much of this he writes down or does he just free style with out any notes? From King of The Sting he makes me think all of this madness and eternal wisdom just floats from that cranium into our hearts and minds. Praise the Lord for Theo Von.
Bro omg that tree branch bit was the funniest shit I've heard all week.
F**** that I do a bong hit every morning before I run 3 miles and sometimes run 6 thinking I ran 3. That's the benefit of Getting stoned lol
We all work alone ! Lol 😂 Theo talks to all of us that’s so dope ! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✅
I spent years working off and on for a local guy's tree company (just him and his kid.) This man was still climbing trees at 52 years old. He might STILL be climbing them.
We would roll up to a site and he would quote like $600 for a downed tree. The customer would almost always say one of the big companies quoted them $1,500.
The only time I've came this fast was on my wedding night.
Back on that Dust!