Check Ball | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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Theo talks about his mom coming to visit him, delivers some motivation to a caller who just got a girl's number for the first time, and much more. Plus, Theo surprises two single mom's with an early Mother's Day present.
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Unbelievably relatable. I’m an alcoholic who hasn’t had a drink in over three years. Some of the demons never leave but I’ll tell you one thing, doing it sober is empowering and weeds out the “excuses” to isolate. You are killing it in life, don’t ever forget that!
Good Job, Shane! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Good fella Shane, keep going man. Gang
👏 🙌
Cograts.. I was a year march 10th !!! Feels good man
Gang. I need to see this
Theo, I just wanted to say, as a single mother, thank you for the kindness you're showing to these mom's. Opportunities to sit back, smile, and enjoy the kids is so important. What you're doing, those mother's will never forget and must mean the world to them. Thank you for bringing a smile to my heart today ❤️.
Gang!
@@toks0ner156 gang gang bruh
Gang
Gang
Theo saying “onward” is my favorite part of every podcast 😄
Onward brother! Gang
I say it now when folk are telling a story and are taking too long 😂🙈
Onward
I swear I thought I was the only one lol
Love it
Can you imagine the shit the comes out of Theo’s brain when that ketamine hitter takes hold? Gotta be absolutely wild.
He needs to record his sessions! Gang gang!
@@toks0ner156 gang
Gawd damnit boi, we had to put him on a couple doses of that shit.
It's really hard to talk on a lot of Ketamine lmao, you sorta talk like someone with a stroke if you really get on that hitter
That'd be a Patreon I'd pay for
We _definitely_ need to keep Theo's brain on ice, after he's ascended this realm into the next dimension.
What it is, what it ain't.
@@phillipoliverholtz9226 💀💀💀💀
Yes but it must be kept in a cage..
hes a genius
I was reading this and when I got to the last line Theo said it. PTL!
"Does the baby need a spank"gang gang
"She was awesome, but I didn't see that side of her." epic subtle diss
Hahahahaha yes!!!!!
What minute ?
Your comment was loved, but I didn't have that experience
@@leftybronson8800 hahahaha this is so great!
@@kungmoshfu 14:09
“Damn, Was your daddy a typewriter dog?” Absolutely hilarious
He ate three muffins, I remember that
I love how human Theo. He's just a hilarious talented guy that's trying to navigate this world of fame and wealth, while trying to maintain his humanity.
It’s why he’s loved so much
@@chrisperez9026 agreed.. he could never win anything, but would still be the peoples champ
@@travisreed4070 fuck that, Theo wins what matters
Okay, simp
@@twork OkAy SiMp! - mental
"I'm upstairs!!!" I think of this daily... no joke! 😂🤣 Love you Theo
Im upstairssssss
Im upstairssssssss
Somebody needs to make a mashup of the upstairs quotes
What time is this at?? Lol
They called him 2 cat Kenney because he had 2 cats. That's the most sense any of Theo's old acquaintances have made
🤣
What about 4 cabbage Ricky? 😂😂😂
Can’t believe this app is free
When I feel lonely or anxious I put Theo on go to bed and close my eyes and listen to his voice, it’s a reassuring presence, thank you!
I fall asleep him every night
I can't sleep because he makes me.laugh every 2 seconds
Same!
@@JamesG-zh4ri Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night laughing 😂
Theo and "Shine" in the morning, this is gonna be a good day
Thank you for being vulnerable with all of us while you share your journey with mental health treatment and erasing the stigma of therapy and ketamine. You are touching souls and making a positive impact in this world. I've been binge watching your episodes and I am looking forward to seeing how you continue to bloom and blossom every week.
"was your daddy a typewriter, bruh?". it's fine.. i don't mind cleaning dr pepper off my laptop
😂🤣🤣💀
Bruh... I was having a Topo Chico and that shit sprayed everywhere
People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event? The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
Man that single mom segment had me emotional. You're doing God's work Theo. Gang, baby!
Gang, last episode too, had the ol body rain flown!
I’m a therapist listening to this on my lunch break to improve my own mental health. Gang bruh!
🔥
Wish you were my therapist
A lot of therapist yelling gang gang! These days 😂
😂😂
When I feel alone I listen to Theo, always makes me feel better.
The way Theo said urine and feces is something special
Fekkle matter
Ewwwrine
this is gross :D
The way I literally read this comment the way he says it
When Theo speaks you can feel the authenticity in his voice. You cant say that about most other podcasters. He genuinely cares about his listeners. Gang gang
I'm upstairs is my new favorite bit
6:32 the only song we need on a weekly basis
I’m in nursing school. Considering using Theo’s pronunciations of urine and feces in class to lighten the mood
💯 do it
Man this is 10/10 Theo, to come out with this after knowing you ain't been feeling so good just proves what a prof the von is. Love you bro x
There is a 64% chance that Theo says the word 'occipital' in this episode.
or chifferobe
And..... Antediluvian
He said archipelago with Khalyla so I'm hopeful
I'm occipital it will happen
Only if then clavies allow it.
Even if some people act ungrateful, were all grateful FOR them. Don't stop spreading love and kindness!
Well that single mother’s call was sooo awkward lol
Yeah what was up with her
@@nicksyoutubeaccount Imagine you call Riley mau telling him your giving followers of the lord $750, how does he react?
Chico probably hitting on her and she don't like it. Or maybe chico is her baby daddy.
@@chinor6416 yep
Yeah. Not good. LOL
Theo’s brain is those random shower thoughts and/or morning brain conundrums we have.. gang
Theo’s brain works like 4 stoners having a conversation by the river at one time..... and Theo is sober haha.. honestly blows my mind with some of the references he comes up with.
Don't let them get to you, Theo. You don't present from the back of a U-haul. You present from the heart. 💯
“It’s like you’re in a wheelchair but also like on a ‘ra’ a ‘rossel’ a ‘rosseler’ a roller coaster!”
I feel like he was thinking of a rockasan….but the word was just outta reach at that moment.
Honestly that intro completely just changed my mood from enraged to laughing in seconds.. Theo is quickly becoming more helpful then my own therapist
"Uppers, downers, sidesplitters" lol. Nick, let's get the book of theoisms going!
He posted some theoisms on his IG the other day
It’s 6 am just clocked into work and a new This Past Weekend just uploaded! Gang Gang!
That "erine" and "feckle" matter shit had me crying. Thank you dude, needed those belly laughs.
Good ep! Really enjoyed this one. Nothing will best last week's ep with that super grateful single mom. That ep was amazing
"Like your on the Mayflower in the Matrix. Eating flour. Performing tricks." Looool good wordplay
"This is so awkward" DAMN WOMAN YOU MAKING IT AWKWARD!
😬 for real. Did she even appreciate Theo giving her $$ ?
What an awkward woman! Lol. I felt bad for Theo!
Chick sucks lol
mad disrespectful for no reason. smfh
Can see why she's a single mom lol.
That mullet is so majestic, if you listen carefully, you can hear CCR playing in the background
Gang gang daddy!
Some damn bad moon rising hahaha
@@mutanttugboat9266 gang gang daddy
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 gang gang!
Thank you Theo. Im struggling right now and you’re always there when I need you. Gang gang
Can't ask for a better start to the day opening up with a new episode from Theo!
Thanks for your service, Theo.
Keep coming with that vocal adrenaline, brother.
Theo Von looks like he quit his job as a park ranger so he could pursue big foot full time.
Theo Von looks like he had to read the manual a few times before using a screw driver.
Theo Von looks like the guy who waits at the bus stop and then leaves when the bus gets there. You know, that one guy that remembers that he doesn't need to catch a bus.
Theo Von looks like he paid seven hundred dollars for a two hour bass fishing class.
Theo Von looks like the kind of guy who barks back at dogs.
Love your stuff Theo these are jokes to try and get people to laugh.
🙌🤣😜
I don’t agree with your assessment of what Theo looks like, BUT, These Are Hilarious!
"Was your daddy a typewriter?"
Hahahahaha i was wondering something similar
The way he said "bye bye" ... that right there was "FAMILIARITY"
Huffing that Terrance and Phillip 🤣
Lost it then! Gang
lol theo not a south park guy oviously lol
Theo is just so genuine. Nothing but love for you man! Just love the way he thanked the viewers for being a part of his life, and you can tell he really means it
Would’ve been hilarious if you called him “two cats Kenny” because he had one cat but double vision.
Every week I come here to air drum the snare hit right before chorus and also wonder if I could get away with injecting “Daddy” into my everyday conversations like Theo
i call my dog ,”daddy”, go with it , daddy!,,,,,, gang,,
If you follow Theo long enough you start to learn that some of his jokes ain’t jokes 😅
and that he is a bit of a lost soul really
@@gn4844 atleast he doesn’t think he’s found.
@@gn4844 we’re all lost souls. Looking for a way through life
I loved Anthony Bourdain...for his rawness, his intellect, for being beyond this world. I was so sad when he died. Still am. Theo fills that void in for me in his own unique way yet they both fit this category of great people who don't try to impress and are far too deep for this crazy world. I hope he surpasses what Anthony could not.
And half his stories are made up for you to laugh
What a perfect way to start
edit: this was before the jinkum
smokin that butt hash baby
Dag nasty
Bum wiff
Theo looks like a 40 year old going to his first ever day of jr. college
Theo looks like the type of guy that asks for shorts on your jenkem
"they couldn't afford drugs, so they made jinkum, woooowooo!"😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just kept thinking about the gasy flavors! GANG!
Makes me tear up every time Theo praises the Lord or plays some gospel... He's out there for you brother! Praise God, baby. We're all out here blessed to wake up every day.
Amen
Could you please sing along with that song every video? Or more often? :) ... it’s sooo calming.
I'm really going through it right now Thio I just really want to thank you for the last pod cast it really and I mean really hit home for me.
I'm 3 weeks clean from Marry Jane dealing with issues that iv been covering up for years senic I was a 9 year old little man .
Your podcast helps me, keep up the good 💪work
Gang gang 😎
Theo should call his next tour the be good to yourself tour
Gang gang, thanks for blessing us with another video! Sending love from philly Theo!
Theo and his mom would be a great podcast!
Dam Theo will hit 1M subs within 6months at this rate. He's finally made it, soon, he'll be in the 1M club..
happy Mothers day to ALL the moms out there.. You all are AMAZING...
You scared the shit out me...my damn blood ran cold.. I forget mother day last year.. I be divorce if I forget again
@@travisreed4070 OOOPS sorry i should have said Happy Early MOthers day.. LOL
Bruh we gotta protect Theo at all cost!! That “beef diving board” 🤣😂🤣😂
I have never heard that one and it’s a good visual. #kamasutra
Damn, that mullet is lookin fluffed out and funky fresh. Praise god!
I've had my hitter follicles inching towards hell for 1.5 years now! Gang!
That first mom got on my nerves ,Chico what the hell up with her 😆
@@AmmoGus1 That's a reach
@@AmmoGus1 She probably just felt uncomfortable
@@AmmoGus1 Jesus I’ve never seen these levels of projecting
Fr she was wack af gets $750 for being a b word
Yeah she sucked and i hope she sees this too
Whenever I'm feeling down I just put you on and you lift me up. I'm in a bad place right now mentally and these casts help more than you could ever know. I must watch every cast 5 times over
Theo jammin’ to his tunes is my favorite.
Awe Theo, you deserve your home! Be good to yourself! 💞Also....CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Bro @1:01:10 let me quote you this. ''Never apologize for what you feel, it's like saying sorry for being real.''
remember that. You are a wonderfull beautiful intelligent funny creature. and never stop being you. we love you, gang gang ting tang walla walla bing bang from the Netherlands
Terrence and Phillip are 2 characters from a running South Park bit that continuously fart on each other
To Military MATT. Before you leave the military be sure you go and document your ailments or injuries you had during the military to the VA as soon as you can. It's a long process but get it done. You can get support on top of working for a living. Also, use your G.I.BILL.
This comment is underrated!
@@stevn7489 thanks man, I really hope Matt sees my message. I also called the Theo hotline # and left a 2 minute message.
Imperfect is perfect. Gang T. Thanks for keeping my spirits high in such a tough time.
I haven’t laughed out loud like this in so long. But also surprisingly deep. This is the emotional roller coaster I want to be on
Gang Gang
"An epiphany is just an idea that showed up in a skirt" - Theo Von, the kind of describing every day things in the most wildly accurate fashion 🤣 💕👌
"What it is, what it ain't, does the baby need a spank." Hahahahah
Iike an Irish limerick.. obviously 🙄 🤣
this has been stuck in my head for a month bro lmao
@@zeinramadan lolololol
Theo is a polish Nicaraguan hero
Theo your podcasts have been getting me through all the shit going on thanks man! Praise God
Bruh. I gotta say that whole isolation thing has done wonders for me. Especially, since I’ve been to lots of meetings, lost people along the way and then putting up with old friends that don’t get it. It’s kinda sh*tty that some can’t relate or understand why you’re at the point you’re at in life. Even meeting new people is awkward. Just recently I was invited to have a beer or two with a coworker and I turned it down. Felt guilty about it. But, explained why I don’t drink anymore. They understood. But, it left me a little sad inside also. Just how unaware the person was of how far I came in my sobriety. It almost made me feel like I was some chick being hit on even tho I knew that’s not what it was. I was able to sorta relate to that vulnerability I guess in that sense.
BRUH, that guy's laugh during the flat screen drop had me crackin tf upppp xD
It isn't perfect but it's great the way it is gang 🤘
@@cj32pull2 I swear the way the pod started is funny. Fermented feces lmao 🤣😂
U right roxy
Have a great day guys!
Don't let theo see your channel Roxy
Rosy ur so bad
An epiphany is just an idea in a skirt bruh... 😂 loved this bit!!! Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, communicates as well as Theo imo. Fucking brilliant and hilarious!!! 😍
“That’s that Shartonnay... heavy on the “shart”. Theo’s quick wit is so good 😂😂😂
That 2nd mom, Desiree, made me so happy. God bless her and her boy.
Holy crap the first 5 minutes of this podcast is the nastiest shit I've heard in a while 🤣🤣🤣
That Oklahoma call was so funny. Was your daddy a typewriter? 😂😂.
Theo really helps people everyday just buy listening to his podcast, I'm thankful there's still people like him
I fuck with you bruh but you put the wrong buy.. just giving you that heads up no hate
He’s worshipping the devil.
Throwing gang signs
I loved the interaction between their and the single mom. She sounds incredibly strong and she was so apprehensive. It was cute.
Theo, my man.. go on BloodBath!
It'd be tremendous.
Imagine theo and annie...
No thanks
@@jeremiah1164 What's your objection? Just don't watch the episode lmao
"Oh he got some roller skates... Next thing you know you roll up on a date, with that beef diving board"
Damnnnn I died laughing at that🤣
Damn Theo. You get me emotional every time. Laugh, laugh, cry a little.
I watching the outro song more than once for Theos hype.
I learned so much about Irish history thank you 🙏
Theo “ya know when I was young” Von
"Called from a mortuary" had me rollin!
👀
New listener! So glade you’re doing this for us & much love to ya Theo!
My kids every day listening to Theos Podcasts on the way to school: 👁👃👁
Buthole*
Not really a kid friendly pod
@@hypno5690 lol I’ll let my kids listen to what I want and you can raise your own how you see fit ❤️
@@fatbrat86 i dont give a shit how you raise your kids I was simply stating a fact. Give them meth for all i care
@@hypno5690 lol since you were raised so well 😂😂 but really can you site a source for your “fact” 🥴
Theo you are absolutely the funniest m'fer on the planet. I love the fact that you talk about other people and relate it in a hilarious way. I have a lazy eye and when you said "I thought he sucked the cocaine so hard it pulled out his eye" I lost it. Gang Gang...Buzz Buzz.
That wonky hitter! Gang
I haven't even watched and somehow you've already made my day better
I love the single mom segments, truly heartwarming
Theo just got my mullet cut, love from Manchester UK. GANG GANG
Manchester gang
0161 boys unite!!!
The mullet has reached it's peak it's ready to evolve into a mane mainnnnnn gang gang lets get it
!!!!!
Lookin like Lion Mane
One day he's going to have to come in and wrestle that mullet..for dominance
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*Louisiainnnnnn
Skipped to a random moment in the video for fun and Theo said "Is this normal or am I just doing drugs in a strip mall somewhere" and thats gang gang brotha feels
yall need to have dog the bounty hunter on here lmao
"What it is, what it ain't..."🤣😂😂😂
“It’s my favorite things when people say nice polite things” Theo cracks a smile. I hope everyone caught that and laughed like me😂😂