Rise Up Lights | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @powersweilnau5510
    @powersweilnau5510 3 года назад +1014

    Theo, you probably won't even see this, but I deeply appreciate you. Your podcasts have given me the ability to reflect on the hardships I am going through, instead of reacting to them. Much love, gang gang brother.

    • @davidfisher4082
      @davidfisher4082 3 года назад +130

      Hey brother even if theo doesn't see this just remember we are seeing you....we hear you......we appreciate you brother....stay strong keep pushing and most of all STAY UPSTAIRS!
      gang gang BOII

    • @zachcooper6580
      @zachcooper6580 3 года назад +16

      Gang gang

    • @craftycraff7938
      @craftycraff7938 3 года назад +16

      Gang gang

    • @olicraske1416
      @olicraske1416 3 года назад +14

      Yeah right on man. He has such an amazing way of seeing the world, even when he's going through it

    • @kasiecastleberry
      @kasiecastleberry 3 года назад +6

      Shoot him a msg on IG. He'll see it.

  • @ninag3068
    @ninag3068 3 года назад +64

    It's so strange to have such a deep appreciation for someone you don't know but I do, Theo is such an amazing person. I love this dude so much, I hope you find a way to feel better Theo, anytime you're feeling down. You're so loved. Thank you for everything!

    • @catherinegilliam4202
      @catherinegilliam4202 Год назад

      Nina G I totally understand. Not only do I love him as a podcaster and a comic, but I’m half IN love with him. That may sound crazy, but i listen to him every single day, and he features in my dreams every single night

  • @08pmp
    @08pmp 3 года назад +92

    “You could pat him on the back and feel the quarters in him. You know ? A local guy “ lmao somehow Theo makes the most unique descriptions of people , I love this guy

    • @Wildchile
      @Wildchile 3 года назад +1

      he’s a true artiste

    • @imheem9045
      @imheem9045 3 года назад +2

      Brah. That literally made my day. What a grade A describe.

  • @brianasburyparkmorrisseywo8280
    @brianasburyparkmorrisseywo8280 3 года назад +528

    Jesse Ventura was the first episode I couldn’t finish, solo pods are the best IMO

    • @damintten
      @damintten 3 года назад +29

      Sad you couldn't finish a war vet, pro wrestling, independent governor. But ya got not problem finishing mr." The first rule is clean your room" Peterson;) check who is fucking you bud cuz you might be surprised that your boss makes millions well you live of peanuts;)

    • @paulbryant8403
      @paulbryant8403 3 года назад +13

      Often true but Will sasso episodes one of my faves tho.. some of the most funny episodes are interviews but theres a couple that are absolute shite

    • @totalSLACK
      @totalSLACK 3 года назад +14

      I started and stopped it 4 or 5 times, and only made it halfway thru... I'll finish it one day
      disclaimer edit: Ive been able to listen to every episode day of for a long while now, and I'm still tryna get that hitter

    • @TheCanon66
      @TheCanon66 3 года назад +32

      I couldn't finish it either. No disrespect to anyone, but it took a lot out of me.
      It seemed to take a lot out of Theo too.

    • @MantissToboggan
      @MantissToboggan 3 года назад +51

      @UCARaPWKLF39xEwxfP-5MdFA The fact that I just had to read your comment, blows my mind. How fuckin silly can ya be ? Bud, did you listen to the pod ? This oldass dude did nothing but interrupt and ramble about nonsense. Yea I got respect for vets and all that but I don't entertain conversations with people in real life that I'm constantly being cut off by, sure as shit not gonna listen to the same on a podcast. Oh he's a vet and pro wrestler...whens yalls next date then? You giving it up for him right since he's a vet ?😂

  • @MLTHLA
    @MLTHLA 3 года назад +84

    I know this will get lost in the comments but man, I just wanted to say I'm glad you exist, you've helped me through a lot. In a 3 year span I lost my mother and both grandparents along with my childhood bestfriend, all before I was 25. It has changed me permanently, however I am always so happy to see you have a new video out as it cheers me up big time. God bless you Theo and thank you, take care.

    • @hykeeba-9254
      @hykeeba-9254 3 года назад +8

      The fact that it cheers you up cheers me up homie. I’m glad you’re out here slangin inspirational niceties into the abyss. 🤙🏼

    • @raewynhaughton1585
      @raewynhaughton1585 3 года назад +5

      @@hykeeba-9254 I'm cheered up that you guys get cheered up by Theo too

    • @ferdsan9025
      @ferdsan9025 3 года назад +3

      Much love brother , hope you’re doing well ❤️

    • @hykeeba-9254
      @hykeeba-9254 3 года назад +2

      @Lawyer Dog happy travels 🪃

    • @JRR821
      @JRR821 Год назад

      Minute 19:02 Theo says he’s a white guy Satanist. Wtf

  • @marcosserrano383
    @marcosserrano383 3 года назад +22

    "Sometime when life gived you pain, you just gotta throw that shit on the grill."
    Love you Theo

  • @OurBlackFriend
    @OurBlackFriend 3 года назад +344

    It's always a pleasant surprise seeing a solo episode. Gang gang baby

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z 3 года назад +8

      especially after last weeks train wreck; i only wtched about twenty minutes of that one sided ordeal...

    • @andrewwilsing6533
      @andrewwilsing6533 3 года назад +3

      @@z-z-z-z it was interesting haha

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 3 года назад +1

      Tbftbh he was old, deaf, and proud military: a disastrous recipe for a conversation. It'll be tall tales all day and one guy refusing to let anyone respond for thirty minutes

    • @SpaceGhostPercc
      @SpaceGhostPercc 3 года назад +3

      That old fella didnt deserve to be on theo's podcast for an interview..simple.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 года назад +1

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 3 года назад +50

    Fucking love these solo episodes. Literally got chills when he said “ if you listen to this podcast, than your a good person” and on the Evan Bartle hitter at the end. I’m upstairs!!!

  • @chinnuts1509
    @chinnuts1509 3 года назад +198

    Got a compliment on my “get that hitter” sweatshirt today from a nice urban gentleman and it made my day

    • @opticalcanine
      @opticalcanine 3 года назад +14

      A home owner liked my old onward shirt the other day too 👍🏼

    • @SuperMegaGoofyGoober
      @SuperMegaGoofyGoober 3 года назад +5

      I love my hitter hoodie! Instant classic

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 3 года назад

      urbanX or just a guy that happened to be black? Ish

    • @FelonyChris
      @FelonyChris 3 года назад +27

      Always feels good to get complimented by an urban guy

    • @SuperMegaGoofyGoober
      @SuperMegaGoofyGoober 3 года назад +4

      @@FelonyChris the truth

  • @quincyseis813
    @quincyseis813 3 года назад +14

    To the man who recently lost his father, I am so sorry brother. The same thing happened with my dad suddenly last year and it really hurt. However with time the pain gets less sharp. Do things that would make your dad proud. Don’t harbor anger. Talk about it like you’re doing! Much love to you.

  • @calvinneatonnable
    @calvinneatonnable 3 года назад +220

    Theo just be thinking out loud.

  • @youtubinwithMissTina
    @youtubinwithMissTina 3 года назад +21

    Cracks me up how you lose your train of thought when you’re in the middle of explaining something. “What was I saying again? Oh ya....” Love it ❤️

    • @jordancollins2868
      @jordancollins2868 3 года назад

      Every solo podcast, it lets u know what's up. Gang gang!

  • @joelnefph
    @joelnefph 3 года назад +25

    Right in the feels. Sometimes it’s comforting to suffer with someone, even if we’re all strangers. We’re all going through something, and this year can straight up go fuck itself. Losing a sibling to suicide, a failed marriage, and trying to glue it all back together for my two kids. Glad you’re out here Theo. Makes things a little easier.

    • @TheJamezay
      @TheJamezay 3 года назад +1

      Stay strong my brother, sending love to you are your kids, may your sibling rest in peace 🙏 🕊

    • @organicthug5220
      @organicthug5220 3 года назад +3

      Stay up man. Got to work past that sting 🐝 the swelling will eventually go down. It’s ok if you don’t trust bees for a while. All part of the process.

    • @ferdsan9025
      @ferdsan9025 3 года назад

      GangGang baby , much love

    • @jharris0341
      @jharris0341 3 года назад

      God doesn't want you to be happy.
      He wants you to be strong.

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 3 года назад +8

    I really hope I end up with a guy as humble, kind, empathetic, genuine & as in touch with his feelings as Theo. Such a treasure of a human.

  • @Freddy_v
    @Freddy_v 3 года назад +34

    ‘Sorry i just spilled a ton of liquid death on my computer for the second time ugh, Damn we just got this computer this isn’t even mine’
    Hahahahah

  • @ztopz7508
    @ztopz7508 3 года назад +20

    I needed this podcast, especially the last 10-15 minutes. Believe the words of Joshua 1: 9. Also believe in the words that you said Theo, in 1:23:17, because they are like that, and I know that I am not the only one. Big hug, brother.

    • @Joshcurtis86
      @Joshcurtis86 3 года назад +5

      Amen. My name is Joshua. My bday is 1:9

  • @WilliamWonka
    @WilliamWonka 3 года назад +89

    I was just thinking “boy, I wish there was new Theo to listen to, but that Jesse Ventura episode is insufferable.”
    And lo and behold, a gift.

    • @TrendSettrNick
      @TrendSettrNick 3 года назад +1

      Shawty lo and behold. Theo Dunn Dunn it all

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 3 года назад +2

      @@TrendSettrNick Gang gang. Dunn dunn.

    • @dianabunch8616
      @dianabunch8616 3 года назад +5

      Yes! I couldn’t stomach the Jesse episode but I love me some Theo.

    • @Gilded_angel
      @Gilded_angel 3 года назад +1

      Sameeee

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 года назад

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

  • @flyguyty33
    @flyguyty33 3 года назад +12

    I find it rare and incredibly awesome that Theo’s comment section is always extremely positive and like family. There’s never any hate. Gang

  • @talonpolach
    @talonpolach 3 года назад +25

    “You could pat em on the back and hear the quarters in em” 😂

    • @iTzYoMasterXX
      @iTzYoMasterXX 3 года назад +1

      lmao That shit made laugh!

    • @talonpolach
      @talonpolach 3 года назад

      @@iTzYoMasterXX Yeah, same here lol.

    • @jcreations9353
      @jcreations9353 3 года назад +2

      Has me cracking up, not even 3 mins in. Imagine being his friend and listening to him daily lmao

    • @talonpolach
      @talonpolach 3 года назад

      @@jcreations9353 Same here. I was thinkin the exact same thing lol. He’s a one of a kind.

  • @amandamcbride256
    @amandamcbride256 3 года назад +10

    I made a tough decision today to get some help and found myself talking a lot about Theos journey with that. I want to be humbled by working on healing like him. Relate to a lot hurdles and things he has mentioned over the years. Love this man. Thank you for things you'll never know, boi.

  • @c_solly5892
    @c_solly5892 3 года назад +159

    I almost forgot Theo could finish his sentences after seeing that last episode. That had to have been the longest two and a half hours of his life.

    • @GizziMoD
      @GizziMoD 3 года назад +6

      Amen... that was a rough one lol

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 3 года назад +9

      I had to click off. Theo deserves to be heard.

    • @carlzmossberg5438
      @carlzmossberg5438 3 года назад +2

      I couldn't watch.

    • @christim1252
      @christim1252 3 года назад +1

      Right.

    • @christim1252
      @christim1252 3 года назад +5

      @@Sprite_525 Same I couldn't listen. That guy just still wants to be relevant. He probably doesn't get interviewed much these days.

  • @popette13
    @popette13 Год назад +1

    Man, Theo has the most beautiful soul and he probably doesn't even know it - most of the best people don't know how amazing they are but I really hope Theo sees these comments and just feels the love.

    • @tulayamalavenapi4028
      @tulayamalavenapi4028 4 месяца назад

      We do our best part to shine light in Theo's world. But our best won't compare to how much love is in the Supreme Lover, you know . We can pretend to be a best friend, but that's a drop in the bucket really and sort of silly to feel we could love as deeply as God. I think if one is a believer, they can share with other believers how great the love is from "above". Then we are a family of understanding. Yes, the more fame someone gets bestowed on them, the more it seems impossible to reach them with our teeny efforts. (How does God feel about that I wonder.) Does he want us to feel insignificant, or maybe he wants us to just do our best in our own life and be grateful for all that the famous person touches our hearts with.
      Gang
      Praise.
      ONWARD.

  • @mikenone8514
    @mikenone8514 3 года назад +29

    Man every time I listen to this podcast I feel better and feel like I'm reminded to be a better person. making the world a better place theo

    • @zachcooper6580
      @zachcooper6580 3 года назад +2

      Seems like after listening for a few years every week I feel like I know Theo and there's a great community in the comment section stating things you said in your post reflect on yourself and try to better each day PTL

    • @leomychalysin460
      @leomychalysin460 3 года назад +2

      Completely agree, hes very comforting to me in the pretty crazy times we're living in. Hes not perfect but hes an honest, good person who's trying his best, gang gang. 🙏

    • @hykeeba-9254
      @hykeeba-9254 3 года назад

      Gang

    • @Tikitackfouls
      @Tikitackfouls 3 года назад

      @@zachcooper6580 best comment section on RUclips

  • @nomad2076
    @nomad2076 3 года назад +13

    Theo von ...My favorite human I've never met

  • @jeremiah1164
    @jeremiah1164 3 года назад +18

    Dude I think about your mom saying "gang gang darling" at least 3 or 4 times a day. Thanks for all the laughs theo

  • @bellella_6926
    @bellella_6926 Год назад +2

    What a man Theo is. Much respect for this guy. A unique mind and a heart of gold. Gang gang

  • @heidilanew
    @heidilanew 2 года назад +5

    Every single time you say I’m UPSTAIIIIIRS and you laugh it makes me laugh harder 🤣

  • @gherrera73
    @gherrera73 2 года назад +1

    Do you see these comments Theo. You gotta be the realist cat out there man. So many people hurt or have so e negativity that brings them/us down. Listening to you just talk is extremely calming. The words you speak even when you forget what you're saying is so beautiful that you help us forget that we were hurting ven if just for a moment. God Bless you brother! You are a different breed. Love and respect! Gang baby!!!

  • @Petergonzalezcomedy
    @Petergonzalezcomedy 3 года назад +46

    perfect just got done relieving myself in time for this, praise god baby

  • @natasha2120
    @natasha2120 3 года назад +2

    It's brave of you to sit here with all of us. Thank you!

  • @GRicheson
    @GRicheson 3 года назад +6

    You’re literally the new goat of comedy, I said it.

  • @morgangreen2601
    @morgangreen2601 3 года назад +3

    I’ve teared up a few times listening to this podcast. Theo’s contribution to the radio-waves is much appreciated, to say the least.

  • @jedediah7772
    @jedediah7772 3 года назад +5

    Dude you make me feel normal I’m so grateful

  • @evansj3
    @evansj3 3 года назад +88

    I love how close he is on so many things but still so far off lmao.

  • @Westcoaststyling
    @Westcoaststyling 3 года назад +6

    Advice for Tanner, fellow Oregonian, I lost my dad around my 20th birthday. Cry it all out buddy and don't hold back, try to hang around close friends that won't judge you for crying around them, try not to be alone for long periods of time, move your body, talk to friends and family, maybe pursue/amend relationships with family on your dad's side. If you want kids yourself, focus on the dad you want to become. Even though the void will always be there, you won't feel like this forever, it does get easier with time.

    • @Channel-fq1jx
      @Channel-fq1jx Год назад +1

      Thanks a lot man, I’m the guy that made that call and reading this made me feel really good. Thank you so much for the words man, god bless

  • @Natasha-xm6vz
    @Natasha-xm6vz 3 года назад +4

    Man, this made me cry from how much I could relate. Seems that you're going through some mind-blowing realizations. Thank you for creating this and sharing it with us

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock 2 года назад

      @callum k wtf is wrong with you? you're messed up, dude

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 3 года назад +93

    Theo looking like the Hunting & Fishing section employee at Walmart that can't help you find anything you ask for

  • @catherinegilliam4202
    @catherinegilliam4202 Год назад +1

    I can’t get enough of this man! His voice is magic and If he made a recording of himself reading the dictionary, I’d still listen to it every single night when I’m going to sleep.

  • @cptclap5892
    @cptclap5892 3 года назад +5

    Im a southern boy from the Miss. and i just wanted to say ive been having hard times lately, making the same mistakes over and over again but watching theo made me laugh and give me hope so thank you theo and keep on keeping on brother.

  • @releasetoreceive
    @releasetoreceive 3 года назад +8

    Theo- I relate to you at the end. I never got the proper apology from those who didn’t know how to love me.
    Growing up my childhood was not a childhood at all... I had to learn to figure it all out the best I could when all I really needed was love.
    Seems sometimes we know how to love and have so much to give and put in the effort because we know all that we personally desire in which it’s has always been lacking. So we know how to show it, or maybe we stopped showing it because we’ve never truly got to feel the love that was always lacking.
    Then maybe one day someone who does truly want to love you comes around and you go in defense mode and push them away because subconsciously you don’t want to get hurt and all your mind knows how’s to do is rely on your own self-love and never expect it from others. Because that’s all you’ve ever known... so you build a wall to everyone, even those who are actually really trying to love you, or could have.
    Either way the end route is to loneliness... unless we learn to break down our walls and try to accept the love that was always lacking, and believe that maybe one day we could feel it again too.

  • @xonthebusgusx9566
    @xonthebusgusx9566 3 года назад +13

    “He’s on a come up” 🎶

  • @timmorrell9828
    @timmorrell9828 3 года назад +3

    These solo episodes are what keep me going through this fucked up journey , thank you Theo so much

  • @cheezypoof8730
    @cheezypoof8730 3 года назад +6

    Love you Theo hope you realize how much you mean to your fans you make our week when you upload and it fuels the fire inside of some of us to keep pushing forward… onward

    • @zachcooper6580
      @zachcooper6580 3 года назад +2

      PTL love seeing comments like this I like the community we built in the comment section.... Gang gang bruh

    • @cheezypoof8730
      @cheezypoof8730 3 года назад +1

      @@zachcooper6580 the comment section always brightens my day gang gang brother

  • @anthonycelli2911
    @anthonycelli2911 3 года назад +1

    What a legend. Insane how connected you can feel to a stranger on the other side of a tv screen

  • @danmorse2002
    @danmorse2002 3 года назад +3

    I look forward to these solo pods every week or so. It’s like a therapy little session. Theo is so relatable

  • @lauracampos8542
    @lauracampos8542 3 года назад +2

    I feel you, I’m not good enough but I’m not suicidal. It makes me uncomfortable to hear nice things about me, but I’m the first to pump someone else up. I always think I’m gonna eventually let people down. God bless you Theo…. U are enough!

  • @arpipeline
    @arpipeline 3 года назад +52

    I like to eat Turkish game hens while in the Cornish bath.

    • @joelm6631
      @joelm6631 3 года назад

      Gang....Gang! Thank you

    • @jonathan2416
      @jonathan2416 3 года назад +7

      Turkish gay men?

    • @danamcgary1
      @danamcgary1 3 года назад +3

      Lol, I kept thinking… does he mean Cornish Hens? He’s so funny 😂

    • @chadeichner751
      @chadeichner751 3 года назад +3

      Turkish game hens are indigenous to Cornwall in the UK. Cornish game hens are an American cross-breed of chicken & game bird.

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 3 года назад

      Sounds....sweaty.

  • @WuhSuhDood
    @WuhSuhDood 3 года назад +2

    Theo you are a genuine good dude, I know sometimes it's easy to convince ourselves that we are not good, but it's those thoughts that keep us in check. Keep doing you man, stay humble, stay strong. Love you bro

  • @jbird9520
    @jbird9520 3 года назад +3

    Hey Theo. Good to hear you. Man I’ve been going through it mentally everyday and it’s becoming a struggle. Thanks for being who you are.

    • @hazeymedia401
      @hazeymedia401 3 года назад

      stay strong brother bird

    • @jbird9520
      @jbird9520 3 года назад +1

      @@hazeymedia401 thank you means a lot to hear that from anyone.

  • @Usergx-3047
    @Usergx-3047 3 года назад +49

    We all know that he knows they’re “Cornish” game hens.

    • @ewadsworth
      @ewadsworth 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ewadsworth
      @ewadsworth 3 года назад +4

      Do we? I wasn't sure😆.

    • @killthechemist
      @killthechemist 3 года назад +5

      Turkish gay men and black guys coffee, dinner of champions

    • @erod4643
      @erod4643 3 года назад +2

      I don’t think so man, he went with turquoise for a second.💀💀💀

  • @KevIsHigh
    @KevIsHigh 3 года назад +14

    You are a blessing Theo, thank you !

  • @BBB1980.
    @BBB1980. 3 года назад +3

    Theo man, I appreciate your humor. It lightens the load I carry daily. I doubt we'd ever meet, but we'd be pretty good friends.. your humor reminds me of the way we talked back home (im from East Texas and we have a little Louisiana swagger too) I pray regularly for you man. Heaven is real brother and Jesus could come any day. I don't want you or anyone else to miss out on it.. World is lookin crazy! Gang gang brother

  • @talonpolach
    @talonpolach 3 года назад +39

    Amen…
    “Pick somebody who actually struggled, A real struggle”

    • @6t7ghost
      @6t7ghost 3 года назад +2

      But what would you know? Did you grow up in Colins shoes bruh? Nah, so shut your little while privileged mouth up

    • @kodymariner1368
      @kodymariner1368 3 года назад +4

      Pick someone that’s actually good too lmfao

    • @talonpolach
      @talonpolach 3 года назад +2

      @@kodymariner1368 💯💯😂😂

    • @scotth1807
      @scotth1807 3 года назад +4

      @@6t7ghost Here we go...

    • @eightbillionandone
      @eightbillionandone 3 года назад +4

      bahahahhaha fuck kapernack wish netflix let you remove stuff so you don’t have to look at it

  • @jonbonhoagie5202
    @jonbonhoagie5202 3 года назад +10

    When Theo is on, he is the greatest performer of existential radio soliloquy in the game.

  • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
    @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI 3 года назад +7

    55:18 how Theo didnt yell fffuck!! into the mic is beyond me hahaha

  • @ShakespeareanBroncobuster
    @ShakespeareanBroncobuster 3 года назад +12

    “Polar bear can’t even hold a chocolate.” - Theo Von

  • @e.e121
    @e.e121 3 года назад +56

    The mullet is really starting to hang out there at the back. Wonder if it ever hangs out with other mullets in the vicinity

    • @visgraatje859
      @visgraatje859 3 года назад +1

      Hot Single Mullets near you

    • @KiethHaard
      @KiethHaard 3 года назад

      I also have a killer mullet. I can agree all the Mullets meet up for lunch..

  • @talonpolach
    @talonpolach 3 года назад +3

    “Cook that Fu**in pain away man. Sometimes life gives us pain and you just gotta put that pain on the grill. Do you a dope cigarette & burn it up” 🙌🏻💯😂 Legendary quote. @Theo Von

  • @john-doe450
    @john-doe450 3 года назад +9

    Theo is that gypsy philosopher, sounds like he's saying nothing " but when you think about it " it all makes sense.

  • @happycampa9622
    @happycampa9622 3 года назад +1

    I'm from Sydney Australia and we are not doing well... your podcast and the rest of the lads in the comedian circle keep me going... you are appreciated!!!

  • @no-won
    @no-won 3 года назад +6

    This episode was full of laughs and love. Praise God, gang.

  • @a142294b
    @a142294b 3 года назад +31

    "every period of history has a time: Mesaloic... Game of Thrones..." - Theo Von

    • @JorgesUsername
      @JorgesUsername 3 года назад +1

      Dude y'all gotta time stamp the quotes

  • @lazyblazer
    @lazyblazer 3 года назад +6

    Out here doin the lords work Gang Theo we love you bro

  • @ThatB1ueSS
    @ThatB1ueSS 3 года назад +45

    Lmao Theo called the Russian Israeli guy “snowjew” and “cold cashier” 😂😂

  • @Tru3_kills
    @Tru3_kills 3 года назад +30

    I’m dead bruh Theo sounded like he was stoppin himself from saying “gay men”

    • @NickKautz
      @NickKautz 3 года назад +1

      Turkish game hen turkish gaym hen turkish gay men turkish g.......

  • @AmRealityInc
    @AmRealityInc 3 года назад +2

    This opening monologue made me think how great a Tracy Morgan and Theo Von interview would be

  • @wesleywilliams6203
    @wesleywilliams6203 3 года назад +3

    First 10 minutes is the best GTA 6 radio station host audition ever.
    Make it happen Theo!

  • @ClipCoyote
    @ClipCoyote 3 года назад +41

    I want to see a podcast with Theo just playing music and jamming out

    • @jordancollins2868
      @jordancollins2868 3 года назад +2

      This is the way! Gang Gang brother

    • @brymanley9133
      @brymanley9133 3 года назад

      Hell yea 🤘🏼 How many Kid Rock songs you think we're gonna get? Lol

    • @bubblywaters3116
      @bubblywaters3116 3 года назад +1

      He was busting a move! Loved it!

    • @ClipCoyote
      @ClipCoyote 3 года назад +1

      @@brymanley9133 He's put me up on some great bands, Bishop Gunn being one.

  • @tophat5365
    @tophat5365 3 года назад +3

    Being alive is strange heat. Being alive with Theo Von is fancy ass tremendous. Keep at it, my friend. 👍

  • @benjaminbeiler
    @benjaminbeiler 3 года назад

    Theo you’re an amazing person. It’s okay to feel sad and feel bad even though the world expects you to put on a smile all the time.

  • @SonOvThunder
    @SonOvThunder 3 года назад +33

    I'm still stuck on "if you wear a leather jacket in a Mexican restaurant stay away from me" I'd appreciate a greater understanding of this issue.

    • @Wildchile
      @Wildchile 3 года назад +2

      hmm me too

    • @LN-Lifer
      @LN-Lifer 3 года назад +1

      Oh thank you. I'm not alone

    • @Llyrdriel
      @Llyrdriel 3 года назад +2

      Yeah usually I always understand Theo but I’m not sure what he meant about Mexicans and leather jackets

    • @LN-Lifer
      @LN-Lifer 3 года назад +2

      I was thinking maybe wearing beef while eating it was just too much or something but then I realized that would be a woke pov and I like Theo so that couldn't be it.

    • @Llyrdriel
      @Llyrdriel 3 года назад +1

      @@LN-Lifer hahaha 🤣 😛

  • @EdwinBellis
    @EdwinBellis 3 года назад +3

    This makes me happy when I’m at work it’s like my inner thoughts spoken out loud back in to my head while I’m wasting time at the sugar plant

  • @rachelhouse9386
    @rachelhouse9386 3 года назад +10

    This is such a long shot but I'm going to write this anyway... Anybody in the Columbus, Ohio area that wants (4) tickets to Theo's 7 p.m. show this coming Saturday night??? They are in the Second row off to the side, group of 4 tickets together and they're on the aisle... I'll be with a friend at the 9:30 show but plans fell through for the 7 p.m. show. At this point, it's not about money... I would just like for someone to enjoy them... Theo brings us all so much laughter so I'm just wanting to share in that... Thanks so much!

    • @homefrontforge
      @homefrontforge 3 года назад +1

      Bless you Rachel. I hope someone takes you up on your offer.

    • @rachelhouse9386
      @rachelhouse9386 3 года назад +3

      @@homefrontforge I was able to gift them to a lady and she was so excited!

  • @AuthenticMetamorphisis
    @AuthenticMetamorphisis 3 года назад +1

    I’ve recently discovered and fallen in love with Theo. When he said he was Polish, I understood why this man is my head and my heart. 🤍❤️

  • @archiguru
    @archiguru 3 года назад +31

    "corn operated car wash"

  • @larrydennisjr1730
    @larrydennisjr1730 3 года назад +3

    Yelled in the car I'm upstairs on the way home ....my girl said wtf is wrong with you gang 😂

  • @Brandon-mx3zx
    @Brandon-mx3zx 3 года назад +6

    Holy shit, Theo is on his game today

  • @iorii2828
    @iorii2828 3 года назад

    Theo, listening to your podcasts has definitely helped me out so much, I've been reflecting on my life lately and learning to be ok with not being ok. I feel a huge weight lifted from me just by simply acknowledging how I feel and accepting what can't be undone. This year has been so rough and if I hadn't found your podcast when I did I honestly don't know where I would be at this point. I got my boxing career back on track and I'm feeling more hopeful than ever. You will never understand how much you've helped me and for that I am forever grateful. Gang Gan brosef 💯

  • @YugiohHotpack
    @YugiohHotpack 3 года назад +3

    Always bring a little shine to a cloudy day brother. Trying to keep it UPSTAIRS!!!! Can’t get caught up downstairs stuff gets dicey

  • @emojazz
    @emojazz 3 года назад +2

    listening to this podcast is almost transcendental

  • @mikebeeson7463
    @mikebeeson7463 3 года назад +13

    If you say beer can in a British accent it sounds like bacon in Jamaican

  • @nah3687
    @nah3687 3 года назад +2

    "And that's called being homeless bubby, and you're welcome to do it" LMAO

  • @DIVINITYSAID
    @DIVINITYSAID 3 года назад +7

    "you don't have to say you're sorry if it's too hard to love me" -- ughhh feelings sre simultaneously the best and worst.
    Reasons by Luke Combs says: "some are good, and some are bad. some are true and some are sad. Everyone's got some, I just need one that brings you back" 😭

  • @raxstinejrogers9931
    @raxstinejrogers9931 3 года назад

    The comments are just as great as Theo...it's my morning, night time ritual now "your pod cast " Theo feels like every neighborhood boy I grew up with he makes you feel at home wherever you watch. I feel like I know him without knowing him...I have MANY similar situations like he did as a kid, and I relate to his empty heart and the difficulties of letting that go as an adult. I've always been a really humorous person sometimes I think it is a cover for the pain, but it always pulled me through the dark times. I enjoy Theo so much, and because of COVID I've been locked in for almost two years now, I would have never made it without Theo making me laugh so much...So sweet what you do for single mothers too, I'm sure they appreciate it so much...I don't have children but I know many friends who struggle alone so thank you so much for doing that for people. KEEP BEING GREAT THEO!! MUCH LOVE!!🥰

  • @erikal4135
    @erikal4135 3 года назад +5

    Had a shit day and got this notification. Praise god babyyyy

  • @jakehawkins1300
    @jakehawkins1300 3 года назад +1

    I also want to thank you for your new comedy special! I'm watching it right now and its really put a smile on my face! i don't like my job and its all I think about on Sundays with my terrible anxiety so thank you for getting me away from it for some moments

  • @anthonymoreno8577
    @anthonymoreno8577 3 года назад +3

    Watching Theo spill water on his computer time after time is too much 😂😂

  • @joemcgoldrick8213
    @joemcgoldrick8213 3 года назад

    That closing ear hole delicacy was a nice piece to end on. Thanks for always incorporating good music, Theo!

  • @withinyouwithutyu1324
    @withinyouwithutyu1324 3 года назад +7

    Theo looking like Kurt Russell these days 😆

  • @XTen1000DaysX
    @XTen1000DaysX 3 года назад +1

    This is my first listen of a solo podcasts with theo. So hilarious lol.

  • @TheSaringe
    @TheSaringe 3 года назад +8

    Theo seems so much happier when he says he’s going back to a lot of AA meetings.

    • @Llyrdriel
      @Llyrdriel 3 года назад

      As a fellow person in recovery I can affirm that I am much happier when I go to AA meetings.

  • @aaronlangkamp2225
    @aaronlangkamp2225 3 года назад +6

    "My sister used to want to be a pop tart....we'd put frosting on her back" you're messed up dude

  • @sarahnoah3693
    @sarahnoah3693 3 года назад +4

    You are a bright spot in my day.

  • @journoguerilla4548
    @journoguerilla4548 3 года назад +52

    Theo is clearly struggling, but dammit he’s a genius,

    • @Kevinhernan
      @Kevinhernan 3 года назад +2

      He’s doing amazing!!

  • @enahs4209
    @enahs4209 3 года назад +6

    Rat King stays undefeated

  • @BrysonPagh
    @BrysonPagh 3 года назад

    It's a testament to your awesomeness and our love for you that you can have a word fumble, a little of that slop-suey right out the gate and I can chuckle and keep listening. Gang gang

  • @dans8903
    @dans8903 3 года назад +3

    @50:00 I feel the same way, I feel I don't deserve any compliments or the good things I receive. I think it may be partly due to my 15 years of alcohol and opioid abuse. Thank you for being real and inspirational, I'll have 3 years of sobriety in 2 days!

  • @TheArcticWonder
    @TheArcticWonder 3 года назад

    Starting a new job today, been seeing a therapist for just over a month, been boxing for about two months, just trying to get out of my head and get UPSTAIRS baby boy. Just trying to outchess that villain in my head. Love to anybody going through anything.

  • @enislive
    @enislive 3 года назад +4

    Love you Theo!

  • @astill3630
    @astill3630 3 года назад +1

    How is 55:22 not your cover photo for this episode? 2 spills in 10 minutes, you’re a beauty Theo and we love you!!