Pirate Theo | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #7

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @ololwtf
    @ololwtf 5 лет назад +1748

    Theo looks like Solid Snake if he grew up in a trailer park

  • @L3G5
    @L3G5 5 лет назад +719

    Theo out here assembling the Avengers

    • @RJMacReady1
      @RJMacReady1 5 лет назад +9

      It kinda feels like a podcast multiverse with theo, bobby, d'elia, joey, and then schaub and callen as hawkeye and black widow. I thought rogan was a part of it at first, but its pretty obvious he just wanna do his own thing.

    • @DD-sq3mr
      @DD-sq3mr 5 лет назад +2

      bruh, theo was on Fa Fa FIIIIIIIRE this episode lmfao

    • @kjeezy2990
      @kjeezy2990 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @jeremytillman3567
      @jeremytillman3567 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Philtr3
      @Philtr3 5 лет назад +2

      Correction, Gangvengers

  • @RIPbobblee
    @RIPbobblee 2 года назад +57

    Rewatching 2 years later. These early episodes were so damn good

    • @dilloncarpenter8655
      @dilloncarpenter8655 6 месяцев назад +3

      Still good 5 years later 👋

    • @JO-kj9mv
      @JO-kj9mv 6 месяцев назад

      @@dilloncarpenter8655GG BUZZ BUZZ

    • @alexwright6027
      @alexwright6027 4 месяца назад

      @@dilloncarpenter8655 still good two months after five years later

    • @Adam3030-zf4gr
      @Adam3030-zf4gr 4 месяца назад

      Rewatching 5 years later!! 😂🔥

  • @purplespacebananas
    @purplespacebananas 5 лет назад +296

    “First of all...Don’t talk to me unless you’re gonna use all the letters of the alphabet”
    -Theo Von

  • @ArchangelX-dt7do
    @ArchangelX-dt7do 5 лет назад +160

    "I'm not taking eye advice from you Chin"
    -Theo Von

    • @christopherbenton2732
      @christopherbenton2732 5 лет назад +8

      Easily the most racist thing I've heard all day...

    • @-_A-_-I-_-T-_-O-_-R
      @-_A-_-I-_-T-_-O-_-R 5 лет назад +10

      Christopher Benton it’s all in good fun

    • @dylanvlogs4303
      @dylanvlogs4303 5 лет назад +4

      @ChristopherBinton and? It’s a joke. Nobody thinks less of Asians. Asians objectively have thinner eyes and he made a harmless joke about it.

    • @WarpCOm61
      @WarpCOm61 4 года назад +4

      Christopher Benton Can’t tell if you’re actually offended or not but you shouldnt be

    • @rhettlink9805
      @rhettlink9805 2 месяца назад

      MAYBE if his NAME was "eyes" and NOT "chin"
      🤔🙉🤣😉✊🏿
      #gang

  • @rhinoakee
    @rhinoakee 5 лет назад +698

    Offender my gender should be a new segment

  • @Joel80155
    @Joel80155 5 лет назад +331

    its hilarious how theo calls out brendan for not speaking correctly haha

    • @CM-sc5we
      @CM-sc5we 3 года назад +2

      Brendan is the type of guy to call out other people for not sounding like him but the dude cant even say milk or Adidas correctly.

  • @m.d.s.d7334
    @m.d.s.d7334 5 лет назад +254

    Brendan: "You're blind!"
    Theo: "Now I know what it's like to be limited, like you."
    funniest line in from this podcast so far.

    • @VashtheReapr
      @VashtheReapr 5 лет назад +13

      "Theos got a boner "
      "Yeah im boned up right now"

  • @caesar_44
    @caesar_44 5 лет назад +187

    14:12 "What's the first name... Randy?" 🤣

  • @ohhimatt9063
    @ohhimatt9063 5 лет назад +309

    Theo looks like the top 70 or 80 villains in Louisiana.

    • @gtm-lifts8426
      @gtm-lifts8426 5 лет назад +5

      GOLD^^^^ I'm from Louisiana so i know

    • @Sobiwankenobi
      @Sobiwankenobi 5 лет назад +1

      Hi

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 3 года назад

      Top 5 Cajun antiheroes

    • @Joeyybee
      @Joeyybee 3 года назад

      He looks like the worst 70 80 villains ever lol

  • @elosopodast
    @elosopodast 5 лет назад +58

    Theo looks like a pirate that actually made it and turned her life around.

  • @TheAmericanjiujitsu
    @TheAmericanjiujitsu 5 лет назад +21

    “I’m boned up right now. You wanna see that heater?”

  • @SIRHOOVER
    @SIRHOOVER 5 лет назад +66

    "MIXED CROTCH BAD BOYS" LMAO

  • @hatkins02
    @hatkins02 5 лет назад +73

    “He ran a plant nursery and he was really hard on his son” 😂 omg I’m crying. Why tf is that so funny. My ribs hurt

    • @herbythechef7624
      @herbythechef7624 5 лет назад +3

      Its because it had nothing to do with any of what they were talkin about lol

    • @aarontaylor6889
      @aarontaylor6889 5 лет назад +7

      It’s bc that is the groove in which Theo’s true comedic genius lies. It’s comedy for people who enjoy putting thought or real attention into what they’re consuming. He knows that, and that is why he drops gems like that out of nowhere.

    • @lucassmith1886
      @lucassmith1886 5 лет назад +4

      @@aarontaylor6889 exactly. And he's gotten even quicker, and wittier lately (the past year and a half or two) which may be because of him getting sober, or just more and more experience doing comedy, but probably a bit of both

  • @tbranscom1
    @tbranscom1 5 лет назад +779

    CHIN PLEASE FIX THE "BEE STING KING" thanks homie

    • @jasonjkruger
      @jasonjkruger 5 лет назад +21

      Metalbender00 for real just edit out the first "King" lol. Two second edit.

    • @NH-cr2dc
      @NH-cr2dc 5 лет назад +20

      BEE STING KING BABY COME GET IT

    • @robsomner476
      @robsomner476 5 лет назад +9

      obviously he doesn't wear the pants in the producer/talent relationship.

    • @dannygibson.meditating
      @dannygibson.meditating 5 лет назад +32

      PLEASEEEEEEE! It doesnt make any sense!

    • @Max_El-Cucuy_Holloway
      @Max_El-Cucuy_Holloway 5 лет назад +44

      One of the best podcasts ever, people complain about one word in the intro wtf..

  • @omaisgee123
    @omaisgee123 5 лет назад +147

    is no one really gonna mention how much Theo resembles Solid Snake? same hair-do and eye patch 🤣 All he needs is the headband

    • @mr1rottenapple
      @mr1rottenapple 5 лет назад +5

      The big Brown piece of shit isn't legit enough to know that refrence. ..duh

    • @TranscendentMaster
      @TranscendentMaster 5 лет назад

      Thamk you

    • @DodgeyHodgey
      @DodgeyHodgey 5 лет назад +10

      It's not solid snake it's the rigid rat

    • @abloshow91
      @abloshow91 5 лет назад +1

      He looks more like venom or naked

    • @omaisgee123
      @omaisgee123 5 лет назад +3

      @Kingpin Entertainment This WHOLE comment section shoulda called it out I didnt see 1 comment addressing it dont be mad

  • @christophermagnuson-romo6171
    @christophermagnuson-romo6171 5 лет назад +259

    Theo looking like a Great Value Snake Plisken.

    • @thefrosted1
      @thefrosted1 5 лет назад +4

      Damn. beat me to it

    • @ZMB-on5ub
      @ZMB-on5ub 5 лет назад +11

      Escape From New Orleans.

    • @JW-pj1zd
      @JW-pj1zd 5 лет назад

      Fucking hilarious

    • @TheLorenz4413
      @TheLorenz4413 5 лет назад

      Best comment!

    • @nr.17
      @nr.17 5 лет назад +1

      As soon as Brendan said Big trouble in little China, I thought no but definitely Snake Plisken. Someone needs to photoshop Theo's patched face here into Escape from NY or LA pic. Hilarious

  • @PennyHardaway1
    @PennyHardaway1 5 лет назад +105

    Theo forgets people's name after 42 seconds of conversation

    • @bni6786
      @bni6786 5 лет назад +8

      Same here dude, it’s that mild autism gene

    • @bennimmo1615
      @bennimmo1615 5 лет назад +1

      Always

    • @elguapo.1234
      @elguapo.1234 5 лет назад +14

      Except Billy conforto RIP he hit an embankment

    • @taco8895
      @taco8895 4 года назад +1

      He’s probably thinking of a thousand jokes in his head in those 42 seconds. So the name is probably forgotten in more like 2 seconds 😆

    • @WildLikeGanja
      @WildLikeGanja 3 года назад +1

      He pretends so he can come up with a name that's nowhere near the actual name 😂 just like when he pretends not to hear brendan and says "huh" then answers immediately

  • @yaipr12pr40
    @yaipr12pr40 2 года назад +26

    Coming back to visit the good episodes since it's officially over . Good run guys. Thanks for all the content that got us through some tough moments. Salute gang gang buzz buzz

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 5 лет назад +64

    "Friends was like a bunch of white supremacists around a fountain"
    Hahahha Theo you legend

  • @iem7252
    @iem7252 5 лет назад +88

    Theo Von is one of the standard characters you meet at Butcher's Creek in Red Dead Redemption 2.

    • @AndeTheGr8
      @AndeTheGr8 5 лет назад

      i.e.m. Yooo that is fucking gold 😂😂

    • @Jah94565
      @Jah94565 5 лет назад

      Hahahahaha!

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 5 лет назад

      He needs to be a main voice in GTA VI.... Diaz too.

    • @isaacelisaldez131
      @isaacelisaldez131 5 лет назад

      Esoteric, but accurate

  • @Hitman01456
    @Hitman01456 5 лет назад +53

    Theo "I'll say this" Von

    • @jeffboyd8139
      @jeffboyd8139 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck off with these comments, were not doing that here. Go back to JRE

  • @iwrin
    @iwrin 5 лет назад +42

    I like that Brendan gave Theo props at the end for making him a better comic ending on a nice personal note

  • @drrrrzz9145
    @drrrrzz9145 5 лет назад +142

    the show's starting to settle into a nice groove

  • @AZjesse1
    @AZjesse1 5 лет назад +66

    Brah the eye patch and air pods lmao perfect

    • @McShag420
      @McShag420 5 лет назад

      I thought he had cig filters hanging out of his ears, those things look stupid af!

  • @sam8490
    @sam8490 5 лет назад +346

    water's wet, fire burns, and brendan schaub is not the bee sting king

    • @titoortiz168
      @titoortiz168 5 лет назад +6

      IS IT THOOOOOOOOO??? LOOKS LIKE HES BEEN *STUNGGGGGGGGGG*

    • @tbranscom1
      @tbranscom1 5 лет назад +5

      are you inttoxacatededed

    • @skyninja2021
      @skyninja2021 5 лет назад +7

      Water is not wet!!!

    • @robsomner476
      @robsomner476 5 лет назад +1

      gay fling queen who gets a bee sting.

    • @scopic4476
      @scopic4476 5 лет назад +5

      If anything he's Queen Bee

  • @BL-wh2ux
    @BL-wh2ux 5 лет назад +36

    "Is that Lee Syatt on his lap?"
    Good eye, Theo.

    • @IronGazille
      @IronGazille 5 лет назад

      Joe Mama bruh that killed

    • @PapaAL21631
      @PapaAL21631 4 года назад

      “Good eye, Theo.”
      I “see” what you did there. LoL

  • @skeeblyboggs4914
    @skeeblyboggs4914 5 лет назад +45

    The names Alissa, 25. what’s her first name randy? Lmaooooo

    • @yui_bernz
      @yui_bernz 3 года назад

      Her name is Al Lisa

  • @MrTreefitty
    @MrTreefitty 5 лет назад +41

    “Bust loads, that’s the way life goes”
    I’d buy that shirt!

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahaha me too! I want that shit!!😁👍

  • @bubustinks
    @bubustinks 5 лет назад +156

    Theo flexing that AirPod money 💰

    • @jamesrichardson469
      @jamesrichardson469 5 лет назад +8

      john Ruiz didn’t make a dent

    • @Chernobylcunt
      @Chernobylcunt 5 лет назад +2

      Ken Hugs Didn’t make aaaa de--ing

    • @musiccity607
      @musiccity607 5 лет назад +2

      My boy is ba.. ba.. ba.. BALLLLLING 💰 Just let the money falling from the sky. Theo got that hitter like a cherry fucking apple pie 🍰

    • @Vasco__
      @Vasco__ 5 лет назад

      Those are Soulja Pods bro

    • @monumentsNmelodies
      @monumentsNmelodies 5 лет назад

      Aren't airpods like $150? That's half the price of a cheap set of Beats (btw beats are trash). Idk why this became a thing that you're rich if u have them.

  • @nicholascampbell90
    @nicholascampbell90 5 лет назад +148

    Best Podcast on the internet.

  • @icloud9553
    @icloud9553 5 лет назад +92

    Theo fought his barber and lost a eye

    • @ryannath85
      @ryannath85 5 лет назад +2

      Herpes in the eye from those makeup tools must suck

    • @JD-ns9mr
      @JD-ns9mr 5 лет назад +2

      Pink eye from eating that dirty LA booty

    • @elchiponr1
      @elchiponr1 5 лет назад +3

      It's "an" eye, you fucking mammal

    • @TastyChevelle
      @TastyChevelle 5 лет назад +1

      *an eye

    • @elchiponr1
      @elchiponr1 5 лет назад +2

      @@TastyChevelle read the friggin comments, you one-eyed creature

  • @TKtheFightingRealtor
    @TKtheFightingRealtor 5 лет назад +123

    "I thought blinkers was a racist word for people with dry eyes" never wanted to be best friends with someone more.

  • @xplex2
    @xplex2 5 лет назад +128

    That dude is PRE-MALONE

  • @Danucis
    @Danucis 5 лет назад +103

    We need to submit Bee Sting vs. Bee Sting King as a debate suggestion and they should let us vote on it

    • @pluckyspector
      @pluckyspector 5 лет назад +5

      Brendan wouldn't let it happen, ego is strong in the Bee Sting King!!!🐝👑🤣

    • @scubasteve4053
      @scubasteve4053 5 лет назад +3

      Chin would do it if it was enough people

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 лет назад +2

      And see if we can vote blandon out and also vote on a replacement. Theo and Joey Diaz would be hilarious. Or theo and santino.. Blandon Schlob just annoys me. He always waits for theo's answers, and rides off his jokes or funny lines.. Him, rippin on theo is the only mildly amusing think schlob does. . He is a doofus and loud and not funny. :/ (IMO.)
      To each their own.

    • @scubasteve4053
      @scubasteve4053 5 лет назад +6

      Allen Smith. {aAffect.} nah it’s good duo..... Joey Diaz couldn’t keep up like Brendan. There both legit together

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 лет назад +1

      @@scubasteve4053 I think Joey could keep up, he isn't on the edibles anymore haha. And santino would more than keep up. Brendan trys too hard imo.

  • @bubustinks
    @bubustinks 5 лет назад +80

    Been waiting all week for this... nothing else mattered

    • @skeletor7708
      @skeletor7708 5 лет назад +2

      Dude how good is this podcast honestly!

    • @blakegarry3522
      @blakegarry3522 5 лет назад +1

      I love it but thought this was the worst episode by far

    • @FanatikJ
      @FanatikJ 5 лет назад +2

      It’s way better than Joe “sponsored by Twitter” Rogan.

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 5 лет назад

      @@FanatikJ Quite a high bar you're setting there./

  • @taylortyler999
    @taylortyler999 5 лет назад +14

    Only Theo can say, "I THINK I have a cat." AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!!

  • @TheBakersGuild
    @TheBakersGuild 5 лет назад +10

    "A nice dinner where???"
    "Name a store."
    LMAOOO

  • @sea8278
    @sea8278 5 лет назад +51

    30:40 "Don't look at my eyes and know what color they are"

  • @derekgill9649
    @derekgill9649 5 лет назад +63

    Theo looks like Buck from Ice Age...and that's a good thing.

  • @landonsteelestrength5200
    @landonsteelestrength5200 5 лет назад +7

    Theo: "Is that Lee Syatt on his lap?"
    Most underrated joke of the show

  • @FanatikJ
    @FanatikJ 5 лет назад +61

    Even with Chin drooling over the asian trans, this is way better than JRE these days.

    • @jcav764
      @jcav764 5 лет назад +12

      Completely different type of podcast. This shit is hilarious though

    • @skyblue9991
      @skyblue9991 5 лет назад

      You're out of your damn mind.

  • @HMIL420
    @HMIL420 5 лет назад +13

    That was cool what brenden said at the end. Showing respect to Theo for being the most creative comedian out there

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 3 года назад

      Gotta love that they both respect each other but also can make fun of each. Other lmao

  • @jovyyy5493
    @jovyyy5493 5 лет назад +24

    I'll say this dude..this is another great episode ..ya know

  • @mrbawsaq623
    @mrbawsaq623 5 лет назад +73

    Keep it up and you guys will be in the running for cutest youtube couple

    • @eljefe114
      @eljefe114 5 лет назад

      Alec Poole there’s the gay guy

    • @oscarlohens8586
      @oscarlohens8586 5 лет назад +1

      @@eljefe114 them emerald hitters

  • @weedallweek
    @weedallweek 5 лет назад +16

    Theo pulls up to red lights with his windows down playing that Sexual Dysfunction Audible tape

  • @skyekingdom0
    @skyekingdom0 5 лет назад +20

    Pirate King Theo nibbling on that dark arts devil fruit

  • @rain765k
    @rain765k 5 лет назад +18

    Brendan-"you got those tree frog eyes bro" Theo-"what are you talking about bro?" Proceeds to make frog noise lmaoooooo

  • @DaddynHay
    @DaddynHay 5 лет назад +70

    Why did the views drop in half all of a sudden? This is the best podcast around by FAR.

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 лет назад +12

      Blandon Schlobb is annoying.

    • @joesmitty34
      @joesmitty34 5 лет назад +19

      @@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Then wtf u listen for...

    • @soap.f
      @soap.f 5 лет назад +27

      maybe cause its been up for 21 hours? lol

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 5 лет назад +1

      Joe Smitty for Theo

    • @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat
      @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat 5 лет назад +12

      @Charly Hayes *Fuck them. We dont want them anyway. The true fans arent a bunch of pussies and we'll stick around no matter what. GANG GANG!*

  • @JustHadOne64
    @JustHadOne64 5 лет назад +122

    Melk and conebread aren’t things. Onward

    • @SuperFred001
      @SuperFred001 5 лет назад

      We call milk melk in belgium :p wouldnt be suprised if that way of saying it comes from the dutch and belgian immigrants long time ago . Like the ny yankees comes from the dutch names jan and kees

    • @devinb9985
      @devinb9985 5 лет назад +1

      Haha I was so happy to hear somebody finally say something to him about the Superball

    • @elikerr785
      @elikerr785 5 лет назад

      i noticed bolth of those two

    • @SuperFred001
      @SuperFred001 5 лет назад

      @rxp56 i think i heard other people say it like that

    • @nv3831
      @nv3831 5 лет назад

      f

  • @CaptainLog
    @CaptainLog 5 лет назад +40

    Theo Von lookin like a pirate on welfare.

  • @robwanders_
    @robwanders_ 5 лет назад +86

    20:44 " I think I have a cat" 😂😂

  • @bret8322
    @bret8322 5 лет назад +10

    brendan has never made me laugh harder than his impression of theo w an eye patch

  • @GravyHucker
    @GravyHucker 5 лет назад +4

    Sometimes, the energy between 2 men is just so intense it has to form it's own podcast. What we witness here is the fruits of Theo and Brendan's love.

  • @googleuser859
    @googleuser859 5 лет назад +98

    Shout out to aunt Dee.

  • @TheMillersToll
    @TheMillersToll 5 лет назад +13

    I love this off the cuff improv stuff that they have going. The insults are so bizarre and quirky.
    Theo lookin like Snake Plissken tried out for the Goonies

  • @SkillBeatz
    @SkillBeatz 5 лет назад +3

    I actually appreciate that finishing statement about his standup and Theos creativity. He has success but recognizes that he is still “new” and is humble around his peers.

  • @notrealpalmer
    @notrealpalmer 5 лет назад +5

    Pretty cool seeing your guys’ chemistry together grow every episode. One of my favorite podcasts along with all the other ones that both of you do! Haha
    GANG GANG 🐝🐝

  • @timmathews803
    @timmathews803 5 лет назад +23

    Theo looks like Snake Pliskin if he didnt escape New York

  • @buckast3907
    @buckast3907 5 лет назад +47

    Chin back on that kratum uploading this late lmao

  • @daforetoldplaya
    @daforetoldplaya 5 лет назад +13

    Brett michaels bisping theo is the king of puns hommie drops the illest puns on the fly

  • @yaipr12pr40
    @yaipr12pr40 5 лет назад +4

    ill never forget one time when Theo told Brendan he looked like a pack of baby wolves were teething on his ears 😂😂😂 cant see em now

  • @royeaston6067
    @royeaston6067 5 лет назад +5

    Theo low key loving brendan complimenting his eyes, he thinking about when he gets to eighty if brendan will be his type, he will. 😂😂

  • @joerisch2300
    @joerisch2300 5 лет назад +18

    Keep checking this page like an addict. You got the new episode mannn?

  • @joeclement164
    @joeclement164 5 лет назад +11

    They literally dont talk about anything real. I love it. Just buds goofing around.

    • @isaacc3307
      @isaacc3307 5 лет назад

      They just make up stories how is that fun?

    • @devinjohanningsmeier545
      @devinjohanningsmeier545 5 лет назад +1

      Haha better than Joe Rogan in my opinion, less butting in with facts and serious shit and more comedy 🤑

    • @isaacc3307
      @isaacc3307 5 лет назад

      Water Bottle because its not a podcast? Stupid.

  • @RefineIrony
    @RefineIrony 5 лет назад +58

    HAAAAA BRUNDIN THOUGHT THAT DUDE WAS HOT 😆😆😆😆

    • @iem7252
      @iem7252 5 лет назад +1

      brundin? illiterate fuck

    • @RefineIrony
      @RefineIrony 5 лет назад +1

      @@iem7252 colmber then ewe our

    • @iem7252
      @iem7252 5 лет назад

      @@RefineIrony wtf is this?

    • @RefineIrony
      @RefineIrony 5 лет назад +3

      @@iem7252 migh bessed uttemt ate beeng lidyrit u fnckin bidder prikc

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 5 лет назад +1

      lmfao he really did

  • @JJ-Toreddie
    @JJ-Toreddie 5 лет назад +41

    I'm not taking eye-avice from you chin

  • @matt8797
    @matt8797 5 лет назад +3

    “Do you have a dog or a cat?”
    “Um, i think i have a cat.”

  • @twrzenski
    @twrzenski 5 лет назад +7

    "Is that Lee Syatt on his lap?"

  • @eljefe114
    @eljefe114 5 лет назад +33

    Strike two Brendan lmaooo first episode he said Lynching when talking about black people and then said he dated a black girl with kool aid lips 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heylisten1605
    @heylisten1605 5 лет назад +3

    Best so far. Haven't laughed this hard in a minute. "What's the first name, Randy?"

  • @charliegarcia2482
    @charliegarcia2482 5 лет назад +4

    aunt + uncle wedding photo looking like the Texas chainsaw masacre directors cut

  • @-k-b-
    @-k-b- 5 лет назад +1

    This is the funniest fucking podcast dude Jesus Christ, I feel like I have to watch every episode before I watch the new episodes

  • @AdamSmith-de5oh
    @AdamSmith-de5oh 5 лет назад +2

    Theo looking like he's about to put on a robe and lead some Ninja Turtles.

  • @bbussey1967
    @bbussey1967 5 лет назад +3

    I just wanna say thank you to the rat king and the bee sting for my favorite Podcast it makes my day every time in episode comes out

  • @Knight3434
    @Knight3434 5 лет назад +38

    “Offender your gender” the new segment!

    • @d.r.545
      @d.r.545 5 лет назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking 😂👍🏼

  • @gxrlicjrco7257
    @gxrlicjrco7257 5 лет назад +30

    Theo look like Solid Snake!

    • @CBDBnoho
      @CBDBnoho 5 лет назад +2

      theLastMichael i always thought he had the exact solid snake/big boss mullet LoL

    • @Cucumber_Jones
      @Cucumber_Jones 5 лет назад +1

      Solid snake in his pants bruh hah

  • @ajgambs44
    @ajgambs44 5 лет назад +2

    I was laughing so hard at the borrowed Jordans and the baby gap hat that everyone at work is staring at me. Love this show guys.

  • @christophercaruso1923
    @christophercaruso1923 5 лет назад +3

    you guys have great comedy chemistry you are able to bounce off each other really well and are able to keep good rhythm

  • @Lauren-zk3ez
    @Lauren-zk3ez 5 лет назад +7

    I now want to see Theo in a Captain Ron remake.

  • @unfadeablecivic
    @unfadeablecivic 5 лет назад +54

    That’s not an eye patch that’s actually chins jockstrap. 🍤

  • @VK-cp2kc
    @VK-cp2kc 5 лет назад +7

    "How many super balls did he win chin?" - Brendan "football" Shwab

  • @malachijohnson3437
    @malachijohnson3437 5 лет назад +1

    Man this is the most entertaining shit Ive heard in years. No filter, just hilarious trash every 5 seconds. Thanks a ton, dont stop!

  • @coreyflanagan8921
    @coreyflanagan8921 5 лет назад +2

    The way they riff off eachother is amazing

  • @SS-L.O.T.O.
    @SS-L.O.T.O. 5 лет назад +11

    How has Brendan not mentioned the 3rd guy in rip my drip has the exact same haircut as theo

  • @hannooni
    @hannooni 5 лет назад +5

    Schaub's skin lookin fresher than a Kardashian on the extra smooth Facetune vibe.

  • @kevinlester4391
    @kevinlester4391 5 лет назад +40

    Does Brendan think it's Super Ball? He's said it twice now.

    • @pim5490
      @pim5490 5 лет назад +14

      Lol I had to go back to hear it again.😂 I have listen to it about 5 times and I think you're correct. But he does say MELK sooooo 🤔

    • @MrMarcriv80
      @MrMarcriv80 5 лет назад +5

      CTE dawg

    • @MindGamingMantis
      @MindGamingMantis 5 лет назад +3

      Right..... y'all think a former football player doesn't know it's the Super bowl?

    • @mamefan
      @mamefan 5 лет назад +3

      He almost always says Superball. He has trouble pronouncing it.

    • @X3.X3
      @X3.X3 5 лет назад +2

      Kym Hughes I hate when people say ‘melk’ instead of ‘milk’ it’s so fucking irritating

  • @gunsnwheels9214
    @gunsnwheels9214 5 лет назад +2

    This is the very best podcast ever, never stop this.

  • @tylerwilcox9922
    @tylerwilcox9922 5 лет назад +2

    I've been waiting all day for episode #8 get on your a game boys. Gang gang.

  • @SincereDoper
    @SincereDoper 5 лет назад +86

    pro tip: if you have to sit around for 10 minutes straight debating whether or not it's a man, it is always a man.
    now it's 2019 so he can be all the she he wants to be, but yes that is very clearly a dude wearing makeup and a wig. the fact that theo had to point that out to brawndo makes me question him a bit.

    • @X3.X3
      @X3.X3 5 лет назад +14

      SincereDoper lol right! At first Brendan was like ‘DAMNNN!’ Then theos like ‘that’s a man’ ( •_•) 😂

    • @theorv29
      @theorv29 5 лет назад +5

      SincereDoper this comment needs to be in the fucking video description

    • @soren00024
      @soren00024 5 лет назад +2

      Theres no way alyssa is a man hahahah

    • @tbrooksism
      @tbrooksism 5 лет назад +3

      Bren means well... he is also working with two less ears than most, let him be attracted to a man in a dress every now and then... thats what i say

    • @Third_Eye_on_the_Sky
      @Third_Eye_on_the_Sky 5 лет назад

      SincereDoper: That’s just 4th grade logic that dude had a protip sliding around in those baby sweat pants tho fo sho bro. He looks like Richard Simmon’s side piece bruh.

  • @juvedamexivan2.010
    @juvedamexivan2.010 5 лет назад +265

    Bee sting king 👎

    • @NH-cr2dc
      @NH-cr2dc 5 лет назад +1

      BUZZ BUZZ GANG

    • @c.u.r.c.c.6901
      @c.u.r.c.c.6901 5 лет назад +1

      juvedamexivan 2.0 get your shit together

    • @ShlomoMetzenbaum
      @ShlomoMetzenbaum 5 лет назад +6

      lol wtf is a the bee sting king hahahahah what a lame ass fucking nickname what the fuck like stop brandon stahppppp hahah so fucking dumb haha holy shit

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 5 лет назад

      WHAT?

    • @blunty6feetunder
      @blunty6feetunder 5 лет назад

      Every episode that shit makes me cringe hard

  • @rudymcrudy964
    @rudymcrudy964 5 лет назад +14

    Theo looking like Venom Snake from metal gear.

    • @SkateNCreate90
      @SkateNCreate90 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck. You beat me to it.

    • @Twanvictor
      @Twanvictor 5 лет назад

      Solid snake*

    • @rudymcrudy964
      @rudymcrudy964 5 лет назад +2

      @@Twanvictor no it's venom snake actually, you are mistaken, please do research next time before you correct anyone, but sure he also looks like solid snake.

  • @X3.X3
    @X3.X3 5 лет назад +2

    ‘Bald shaved but if it’s bald-bald than its illegal’ 😂 🤣

  • @mikemicheletti7882
    @mikemicheletti7882 5 лет назад +5

    35:51 "It's called a hurricane, you delinquent " lmao I watched that 5 times lmao

  • @Colt-Forty5
    @Colt-Forty5 5 лет назад +47

    BMF = *BLACK MAFIA FAMILY*
    Show some respect, Brenda.

    • @unclebingo8263
      @unclebingo8263 5 лет назад +8

      The show desperately needs a African American hip-hop Consultant

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT 5 лет назад +3

      Or Big "Meech" Flenory

    • @unfadeablecivic
      @unfadeablecivic 5 лет назад +6

      Blowin money fast...💨

    • @shpongle7322
      @shpongle7322 5 лет назад +1

      brenda scoffs at respect.

    • @justinessa5246
      @justinessa5246 5 лет назад +10

      They make fun of hip hop because hip hop culture is retarded. That's why they dont have a consultant.....there's no need to consult anyone on something that everyone knows is retarded

  • @fmberlin
    @fmberlin 5 лет назад +8

    "He's playing warm floor"!...haha

    • @lindencroser8058
      @lindencroser8058 5 лет назад

      FM Berlin Holy shit how fucking funny was that call.. I nearly crashed i was laughing so hard.. Fuck Theo is the funniest dude on the planet

  • @thatguyovathere8684
    @thatguyovathere8684 5 лет назад +14

    @24:23 lmfao poor chin you guys are going to hell 😂😂😂

  • @artslaughter9009
    @artslaughter9009 3 года назад +1

    When Theo called that person Wyatt slurp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂I died

  • @xxfrank12
    @xxfrank12 5 лет назад +2

    Theo: Dude, don’t know what color my eyes are you pervert 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @noname-ni1qt
    @noname-ni1qt 5 лет назад +25

    brendans story about getting pantsed is from the movie " Anger Managment"

    • @mr1rottenapple
      @mr1rottenapple 5 лет назад +11

      He beats off to at least one Sandler movie a night

    • @shpongle7322
      @shpongle7322 5 лет назад +12

      i dont think brandon has a single original story.

    • @973reggie
      @973reggie 5 лет назад +7

      Getting pantsed while kissing is in athousand things cuz kids pants eachother

    • @smpgambles6123
      @smpgambles6123 5 лет назад +2

      He tries to hard to be funny

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney 5 лет назад

      No. This shit happens all the time. Happened to me in middle school. Kids are little shots.