Pisces Brothers | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #12
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
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It's Theo's birthday and Brendan's birth week. The guys talk Kratom crust pizza, hot dog nips, Lester Holt lips, Chick-fil-A vs In-N-Out, creatine doughnuts, sweet noodle Cat, guys rockin' wigs, Chinese spies, bad bitch Mother Nature and much more!
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"Brendan is the type of guy, when it's your birthday. He tells you when his birthday is" Theo lol
Hahaha i laughed just by reading that, good shit!
Your birthday is today, but my birthday was yesterday, we basically have the same birthDAY.
Has Theo ever remembered a name correctly? "This is Angie from Iowa" Theo- "You said this is Rebecca from Mexico?" Gang Gang
ICU Murse25 probably his shtick
Part of the joke brother gang gang
Same as "what are we talking about again?"
It's his carefully crafted shtick. He has a method to the way he acts.
He stopped remembering names because everyone he knows ends up dying
Can't wait to see Theo on "Hot Ones." *Get in there*
Make it happen turd boy
Yeah what is taking so long for that
Bald guy "Would you like to continue?"
Theo "Onward"
It’s out!
Best hot ones yet
Brendan the type of dude to lick his lips before he gives you a handshake.
Hand job*
That hand jigger ya feel me!
Lol
Brendan: "Be more clear"
Theo: "No be less blurry dude"
that made me spit out my coke 🤣
I dont think that booger sugar should be in your mouth little lady...
Damn! I knew I was doing something wrong, thanks man.@@-Hoods
@@lizl2432 GangGang, Glad i can help
What an beautifull interaction. 👌👍👏
@@lizl2432 Same problem here. We are bad
Theo: "I like to go into a Wendy's or an Arby's, check out the locals, fill out a complaint form." lol
Brendan's the kind of guy that says "Cha-Cha-Cha" when they sing the Happy Birthday song
Carlos Sanders lmao
Lol
@@CorbCorbin and smell like one too?
@@CorbCorbin Lol na he's the one at the end that does that long drawn out "and mannnnny mooooorrrrre" haha
Good fucking call I h8 those muppets
"One time a mosquito picked me up and dropped me off at another school..." Lmao!! Theo is the best thing to hit present day comedy
Brendan looking like the most feminine convict in the yard.
Roids do that to people i know a couple dudes converted after their roid days
CaptainLog or the most masculine in the girls dorm. 👋🏼👋🏼
Looking like an extra extra from longest yard!!! #SandlersStuntDouble
Theo Von on Harry Potter: "Ya'll drove a shopping cart into an embankment and woke up in fuckin' Narnia bro"
Bless Theo for joining the big brother program and taken Brendan under his wing.
bobert i think i love you
Ye
theo might be the funniest dude alive. he really gets brendan out of his shell too. they are a perfect combo, up there with brian callen and chris d'elia.. and brendan is actually pretty funny, love how clueless he can be lol
when Brendan commented that Theo had smaller shoulders than Van Dam. Theo's response made me spit my drink at 21:03
But that's because I had a fever recently, "hmmmm"
"his shoulders are bigger than yours but yeah"
"yea but that's cuz I had a fever recently"
Thanks not what they said but okay
Dreambig listen to my mixtapes it is though
“ I mean your shoulders a skinnier”
“That’s because I had a fever recently “ 😂
You both know that was a joke??
BrooN DooM yeah
BrooN DooM no shit
Its 1 a hour and 11mins of brendan trying to make Pisces brother work
Brendan looks like a roided up version of Ross from Friends
Very well done.
Commented that on the last video lol
GaRdZ every time I see a “you sir won the internet” comment to a lukewarm at best joke, a redditor becomes an incel and 4chan gets away with another real world shitpost, you normie.
It's not pink..... It's salmon
Yes!
"She's 33, in Chinese years." - Brandon Schwaub
Lmao his name is literally spelled correctly above how did you butcher it so badly 😂😂🤦♂️ like a W dawg really a fuckin W??
Theo ‘they seem like a nice person’ Von
Go back to JRE with these gay ass comments. They're not funny
@@jeffboyd8139 Agreed
Jeff "sometimes I forget to put periods at the end of my sentences" Boyd
Theo "my shoulders are small cuz I had a fever " Von 😂
Bro...he fuckin beat Downs Syndrome. That's why 🤣
Happy Birthday 🐀 👑 !!! Gang Gang Buzz Buzz and obviously R.I.P. Billy Conforto
Luke Huber that fuggin embankment hitter. RIP
Luke Huber I’m gonna kick the next embankment i see. Gang gang
Also rip to sobriety......gang gang?
Obviously.
@@rjmdnw6343 good man
Theo : "What's his name, Trent Reznor?"
"No, Tristan Robinson"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eduardo Barbosa gotta give it to em. He was close
Happy Birthday to the best comedian out today. Get that hitter!
America First good one
@America First is he? Where can i watch anything new from him? I only know of hos Netflix special and that one is Kinda old. But yeah i think he seems to be funnier in natural conversations
Truckx McNugget even if he weren’t that great at standup, I think the comedy podcast game is at least just as big rn. So, he doesn’t really have to be a great standup. It’s kind of like Joey Diaz. I’m not the biggest fan of his standup but god damn he is incredible on all these podcasts.
jakeybball Joeys 30 min special on Netflix is pretty damn good.
purple potato chip lmao can’t disagree with you
As a 50-something grandmother, I admit this podcast is one of my guilty pleasures.
Spoochy Mcgoo is a 50 something grandma? 🤣
Gang gang
Spoochy McGoo cool if true
Spoochy McGoo is it theo’s mullet that brought you to the podcast?
Are you a GILF?
Theo Van and Brandan Shawb back with my favourite homoerotic podcast!🙏💪😍
It’s Brandon Shwab
It’s Theo Von and Brendan Schaub btw
Brandon showers
Mathew Smith whoooosh right over ya head son
purple potato chip you too taro tickler
"If you gonna be real fancy, sometimes you gotta catch a slug" LOL with tears
“If you’re gonna be real fancy , sometimes you just gotta catch that slug “ 🤣🤣🤣
"that burger is looking for brothers in your neighborhood, and it needs to stop"
It’s never a bad idea to watch these high af😂
Logan with lightsabers read my mind
Im high as nigga pie watching right meow.
Gang🔥
Had the dark arts brownie and joint of death over this cast
*new Theo Von notification*
Time to spark up a bowl
Gang Gang 🕶🐀👑
You guys have mastered the art of playing of another comic. Best post cast hands down
Podcast*
By far best post cast
Off*
Happy birthday theo 🔥🔥 ganggang
“His shoulders are in shape from keeping his hopes up” Theo Von
Happy Birthday Theo!!! Love this podcast!! You guys are doing a phenomenal job!! Keep it up
*Aunt Heather comes up*
"She looks like the typa woman that would love you first"
jesus christ Theo 😂
gotta get her a nap
Loved seeing Theo's face light up when Brendons buzzer wasn't working ! Lol
Right on. That grin around 18:03 was great
Best part is Theo’s little birthday cap dangling around with the tag still on lmao!!!!!!
"gotta stay on the cusp of your role baby don't be a breadstick"
"yeah, if you wanna get real fancy sometimes you gotta catch a slug you know" im DYING bro
"HE'S a dime piece ain't he" -Brandon sours.
Hello
@@alexalt2630 isnt it Brenda schieder
So stoked you two made this channel, you both work so well with eachother, buzzgang
Sting Sting // Gang Gang
Brendans dressed like he lives at an arcade lmao
Lmao
Like he’s in the crowd of the Street Fighter 2 fight
@@CorbCorbin hahaha
I’m so glad Brendan calls pizzas pies too, I’ve called them pies for so long and people always look at me like I’m crazy. Thank god there’s other people who call them pies I thought I was a rare breed
Theo “ but I remember thiiiiis dude” von.
Theo "we had a guy back home" von
In my neighborhood we had this one boy
This show is like you and that one kid who on paper you shouldn’t get along but you both mutually have an understanding for each other and actually get along rly well secretly.
If only Billy c was here to see ya now Theo. Gang GANG
Came straight from hot ones.. y i didn't know about this podcast idk, so glad u plugged it son, loving it
Yall really are one of the funniest most original podcasts inthe game hands down... Salute to both of yall 💪🔥
Literally fkn screamed cuz I saw the thumbnail for a new episode!
Don’t fkn touch me JOB
"Crack will help you fit into a bathing suit"
"She knows more than 2 rivers" I laughed so hard
“That’s when I throw that frisbee...” - Theo
That RHCP lowkey shoutout tho bruh. Snow (Hey-oh) one of the hitters on the album Stadium Arcadium. Love me some RHCP!
Happy Birthday Mr. Von!! Gang gang from San Antonio, Texas.
B Campos San Antone ! Represent gang gang!
@@sourdrum San antonio!! Me too
Brendan- "that was the movie Jumanji bro"
Theo- "hmmmm?" LOL
Happy Birthday Theo!! 🎂 🎉🎉Can’t wait for Hot Ones!
It’s crazy how much chemistry these two have
Alex Jones is gonna be talking about Brendan’s horn tomorrow.
He has the documents!!
All im saying.. is when you really look into it...
"In a park a squirrel will try to run up & crack it" lmao I love this damn podcast
That's a las Vegas accent lmao
The editing is dope, digging it . Job well done keep this kid around
Theo got a crush on Kat lol
Right?
Seems like she likes him too though
1:07:00
THEO: Is she schooled, is she education?LOL gang gang sting sting
I love how theo always try to guess the peoples name after he forgot and is totally off 😂
All the jokes about Harry Potter at 11:38 had me dyyyying!
happy birthday theo man i get so excited when i see a new eppisode is ready.
You hawty lol
@@ojeda5577 me hawty? you isss
@@lazystorage yes surrrrrr!
Theo looks like the guy that was turned away by the Manson family
9:05
“she quit pageanting”
“Oh did she? That’s a shame she had a real future”
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
I love when schaub does that 😂😂😂😂
The truest thing ive ever heard is Theo could be 20 or 52.
So Billy Conforto didn't really pass away when he hit he went to hogwarts ...slytherin them dark arts😂😂
Yoo Dabba Dabba fuckin right
The way we spell in new orleans is confordoeux it has to have that eux at the end that's that french spelling
"If you're gonna be real fancy sometimes you gotta catch a slug, you know" - Theo Von
Pisces is da one! gang gang
Lol bro these flaunt my aunts are just Instagram models at this point 😂😂 I’m not buying it
01:04:57 in what universe is that considered a model? Hahahah 🤣
@@eternalfps3124 get her a nap
@@eternalfps3124 shes talking about the first and third, not Nappy the Dwarf. 🤣
Happy birthday to the one and only Rat King 🐁🐀🐀🐀🐁🐀 GANGGANG
The only Brendon podcast that doesn't talk about MMA. So refreshing.
Could i love two men more? Not even my dad & my brother 😂 Thanks for keeping me company at night boys 😍😘
Damn, throwin those familials under the bus lol
who would you fuck though
@@jadex5535 ohhh dude Theo all the way.... but Brendan might go gorilla on that pussy soooo hummmmm... but Theo, he daddy zaddy daddyyyy
I feel the same way about you, and I haven't even met you! Do you like guy's from the UK? You are very pretty BTW! I just home you have a personality ♥♡♥ =) .
Jaye Watkins Yup... oh shit you are Welsh! Did you enjoy the rugby Grand slam?! Fecking awesome eh! Cymru am byth... A sws bach I ti cariad fach! Im from Aberystwyth!
I eat up all content from both the king and the sting. You guys are entertaining, and just watching your stuff makes me feel apart of. Thank you for the hustle!
Thanks for that much needed JK Rowling rrroast! Gang gang buzz buzz🤙
That dumb bitch needs a good slap across her downs mug...
Yes 😂💀
@Amarant Coral "Lumber-sexual" that made me spit my coffee out!😂😂😂😂😂
@Amarant Coral And there I was just thinking you were a very clever troll, 🤣
I can't keep up with the regressive left and their 1,000,000 genders & sexuality.
@Amarant Coral You are right about the trolling, and you are funny so you've got yourself an Irish fan in me, 💚☘
Theo's wearing a party hat & Brendan's wearing a pink shirt. This is gonna be great
Shout out to the Ratking!! Congrats and keep moving onward. Gang Gang
"snow is like that free excitement out of the sky". Theo just comes up with this shit from nowhere without missing a beat! Love this guy!
Gang bang! Ling ling
No shit, I saw Santana and Los Lobos in Houston in '97 or '98. Von absolutely nailed that.
THEO YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT NATURE AND HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS
I died when that lot lizard king said gang bang cuzz cuzz
I do love Brendan saying Pisces brother lmao
Happy birthday boys. I'm a March birthday too. Pisces Gang..don't touch me bro
You're cute!
Brent Carlson Pisces gang gang baby
Pisces gang ♓️
Pisces gang gang!!
This is my favorite podcast. Real life.
Best podcast ever!!! GANG GANG
Brendan is making me laugh a lot these days. Great podcast
Happy birthday Theo! Hope you're having a great day.😊
Happy birthday to Brendan too I guess. Lol
Love you guys!
This is one of my favorite episodes from Brendan so far that I’ve seen. Crazy to see how far he keeps coming.
Sorry but Brendan is not a comedian. I do respect his work ethic though.
@@james87367 He’s a decent to average podcaster
Happy birthday Theo!!! 😁👍🏼
Happy thanksgiving bro, go watch the Lions lose.
Every Detroit Lions fan can concur.
Gang gang from Melbourne
Melbin ?
Someone has a sack of fresh chicken cutlets after
Whoever disliked the vid must be deaf.
Momos
Or have penis nipples
Bradley Kyle or a nipple penis
Seriously. Who dislikes videos? Even if i don't care for one i never dislike it. Its like why would u watch something you dont have any interest in? Fucking #cudas
You two are both great on your own shows but when you get together it amps up to spectacular!!! There is something very special the way you two energize each other. The combination is even more amazing than a sum of the parts. Thanks so much for bringing so much joy and laughter into my life!!
Brendan dropping knowledge when it comes to snow-storms, in Canada there needed to be like 3ft of snow with a windchill of -40 for us to get a day off growing up..💀😂
Brendan looks like the type of guy that would show up early for your birthday party just so he can check out your presents first.
My birthday right around the corner, onward.
"Toss that frisbee and watch that thang perk out" lol