I Locked A Perfect Player On The Worst Team In Football

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @bigtrey25
    @bigtrey25 13 дней назад +732

    Him switching to England is the only issue with this video. Bolivia could’ve had the chosen one

    • @jamieeddolls5605
      @jamieeddolls5605 12 дней назад +9

      They wouldn't have done much with him tho

    • @jimmy1426
      @jimmy1426 12 дней назад +6

      Even if he scored a hattrick every game idk if Bolivia has a good enough defence to win something

    • @d4v1do
      @d4v1do 11 дней назад +1

      He was Nigerian originally smh

    • @ZealandonYT
      @ZealandonYT  11 дней назад +72

      This is all I wanted, I tried to give Bolivia a chance

    • @mikexstad1121
      @mikexstad1121 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@d4v1do AFCON mid-season tournament would have messed with the video I think

  • @bofrim4833
    @bofrim4833 13 дней назад +553

    Shouldve made his injury proneness 1

    • @tsaageotrimm
      @tsaageotrimm 13 дней назад +72

      was thinking the same yeah..

    • @new0126
      @new0126 12 дней назад +7

      fr

  • @STARrealbtw
    @STARrealbtw 13 дней назад +145

    I love how you've gone from a typical FM creator to now making an irl documentary, having a podcast with Julian Gressel and you run marathons for fun. Mucho respect.

  • @jaggillarananas2618
    @jaggillarananas2618 13 дней назад +308

    Feels like I'm watching my football career once again

    • @bruh_zinga9910
      @bruh_zinga9910 13 дней назад +46

      You were perfect until that knee injury. Shame

    • @ermann64-73
      @ermann64-73 13 дней назад +3

      kane is that you ?

    • @christianlenik5307
      @christianlenik5307 12 дней назад +4

      @@bruh_zinga9910 intil the Arrow in the Knee

    • @KoNillaross
      @KoNillaross 10 дней назад +2

      @@bruh_zinga9910 that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

    • @rupalthaus7071
      @rupalthaus7071 4 дня назад

      Born to be modern day Pelé on steroids. Forced out of football due to injuries. Feels bad.

  • @srgtCwolf
    @srgtCwolf 13 дней назад +205

    Anyone notice the heroism of Derby to get relegated in the final season and yet still get Europa league football the following year....

    • @CaliMorningstar
      @CaliMorningstar 12 дней назад +3

      Wigan and Birmingham did that before lol

    • @LajosKossuthOnline
      @LajosKossuthOnline 11 дней назад +3

      This actually happened in Turkey! Now defunct Turkish side Kayseri Erciyesspor in Turkey's top flight Süper Lig was relegated at 17th place to the country's second division First League and played in the Europa League (formerly UEFA Cup until 2009) with being runner up in the Turkish Cup giving them this oppurtunity, after beating Maccabi Tel Aviv 4-2 in aggregate, they faced Atleti... losing 9-0 in aggregate in the play-offs.

  • @nickgrosvenor5245
    @nickgrosvenor5245 12 дней назад +54

    There's nothing funnier than seeing that he's joining Real Madrid in the year 2100 when his contract runs out.

    • @mixeusantos
      @mixeusantos 12 дней назад +8

      florentino perez's showing his patience

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 10 дней назад +3

      About 60 years after retirement too, Penaldo and Pessi could never...

  • @farmboyjad
    @farmboyjad 12 дней назад +62

    Would love to see how much of a difference a perfect goalkeeper would make. Guessing you'd struggle more without the ability to win games outright, but curious how far can you get by just not allowing the opposition to score?

    • @njmksr8686
      @njmksr8686 12 дней назад +2

      That'd be fun, I think

    • @gavelkind7506
      @gavelkind7506 12 дней назад +1

      I think WorkTheSpace has a video on that. Turns out the impact is actually fairly significant

  • @Nomolso_Netinei_Djer
    @Nomolso_Netinei_Djer 13 дней назад +81

    Honestly what iterests me the most is what position he would play if he were natural at all positions. Would he be a Libero CB, would he be a Box to Box freak, or an Advanced forward...

    • @LeBronGotPosterisedByYabusele
      @LeBronGotPosterisedByYabusele 12 дней назад +1

      Probably a CAM or CM

    • @thatissomeBS
      @thatissomeBS 12 дней назад +8

      In a bad team I think it's okay to put him alone up top as a CF-At in like a 4141 or 541 type scenario, just putting his whole team back in defense and kicking out to him. In a good team he's an AM-At all day long. Don't give him to many instructions, just put him towards the top and let him do his thing.
      If I had two of him they are playing CB side by side and locking it down, then probably getting 25 goals between the two on set pieces. Well, maybe one as Libero-Su in a back 3 and the other up top. Or just side by side up top in a 532. You can do whatever at that point.

    • @JesusChrist-pg5ox
      @JesusChrist-pg5ox 5 дней назад

      For England he starts as a winger but in real life probably CAM

  • @pheonixblue9434
    @pheonixblue9434 13 дней назад +77

    His back was breakin too many times cause of how hard he caried the Dover Athletic

    • @JasonYeo
      @JasonYeo 12 дней назад +2

      Hence the slip disc

  • @benjaminbrown8591
    @benjaminbrown8591 12 дней назад +23

    Yeovil did a good job of keeping pace with Dover's promotions for a little while

  • @jonasemborg177
    @jonasemborg177 13 дней назад +31

    When your Premier league team is facing a sunday league side 1st round. but they got superhuman Haaland lab experiment.

  • @GoonerGng
    @GoonerGng 12 дней назад +7

    No other game gives you goosebumps like FM ...I was in the crowd when Messi bagged that european final equaliser

  • @ToriTrak
    @ToriTrak 13 дней назад +30

    23:45
    i think i would have died laughing if Messi was the one to miss his pen

    • @ianrae1546
      @ianrae1546 12 дней назад +2

      I can’t have been the only one that was secretly wishing this 😂😂

  • @bartsimho1192
    @bartsimho1192 13 дней назад +16

    Genuinely quite funny is in the 2nd season Crawley and Crewe have been relegated from League 2 to the NL. They were in the play off final IRL in 23/24

  • @matthewbless3335
    @matthewbless3335 12 дней назад +5

    Leonard Messi playing the Conference League Final on a broken ankle like: "I PUT DA TEAM ON MY BAAAAACK DUUUU"

  • @swchwrm020
    @swchwrm020 12 дней назад +8

    22:37 Liverpool, Derby and West Ham relegated, but Derby win a cup LOL

  • @VillaFan767
    @VillaFan767 13 дней назад +10

    Be interesting to know of the manager changes throughout this run.

  • @AndreaChiarolini
    @AndreaChiarolini 12 дней назад +6

    Oh that's the simulation of Niran's career if he didn't have that discombobulating knee injury!

  • @llSuperSnivyll
    @llSuperSnivyll 8 дней назад +1

    An unsung hero is Yeovil Town because it also got back-to-back promotions and three points away from the League 2 playoffs at the start.

  • @G4MER28
    @G4MER28 12 дней назад +4

    I feel like this is something I should write down on a postcard and mail it back to last week when you would have given a f**k but you should have given him US Virgin island nationality, that way you could run a kinda double experiment and see if he can also carry a terrible national team to any glory.

  • @cklambo
    @cklambo 12 дней назад +5

    Liverpool getting relegated was the highlight for me

  • @alaminbala7718
    @alaminbala7718 13 дней назад +16

    Do this as a series
    With a different position for the best player each time i.e attack midfield defence goalie
    Them final episode will be all the positions and then also a perfect manager

    • @TheRasyah23
      @TheRasyah23 12 дней назад +2

      Continue as a perfect manager for dover could be an interesting storyline. Can he bring the european glory

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 10 дней назад

      @@TheRasyah23 can you set it so that they never fire or transfer the manager too? If so then that would be cool to simulate. Also, trying thesame with just a perfect manager that is locked to the team, and then finally do it with a full perfect XI + manager.

  • @RyanXander06
    @RyanXander06 13 дней назад +14

    So basically Tsubasa on Nankatsu...

  • @Hydrahta
    @Hydrahta 12 дней назад +4

    The only guys to ever win a golden boot over Leonard Messi are mbappe, Endrick, and Haaland, and the only one to do so convincingly was Haaland. He has always won highest average rating, and has set multiple goal contribution records.

  • @reverendroar
    @reverendroar 12 дней назад +3

    The Hidden Grounds trailer should have been called ‘British pub lads go abroad and challenge the world!’

  • @tomjarrett8290
    @tomjarrett8290 11 дней назад +2

    Hearing a football club referred to as ‘it’ rather than ‘they’ sounds so strange to me

  • @mattjc1990
    @mattjc1990 10 дней назад +1

    You are an incredibly gifted creator, very engaging and entertaining! Love your work!

  • @joaquin17171717
    @joaquin17171717 12 дней назад +3

    Liverpool battling relegation and Everton winning the Prem. What hellscape is this!!?

  • @TheRasyah23
    @TheRasyah23 12 дней назад +2

    Maybe after this, the legend of leonard messi can become a perfect manager for dover and bring the european glory? It is definitely possible, right?

  • @alastairjones0
    @alastairjones0 12 дней назад +1

    No one does better FM story telling than Zealand

  • @blåfarge
    @blåfarge 12 дней назад +2

    Usually not a fan of the perfect player/manager/facilities videos because they are kind of predictable and dumb, but you did it well at least.

  • @jamesdrylie5584
    @jamesdrylie5584 12 дней назад

    A Ryan Hardie sighting as the second top goal scorer in League One. Back in FM14 when Rangers was in Scottish League 1, Ryan Hardie was a beast. One of my favorite players in m first ever successful FM save.

  • @liamthomas9622
    @liamthomas9622 13 дней назад +1

    Seeing a hidden grounds for the magpies while I'm doing a build a nation with the magpies is gonna be amazing to watch 🥰🥰🥰

  • @GamerNintendo25
    @GamerNintendo25 6 дней назад

    That final season is wild. Liverpool relegated, Derby relegated while also making the Europa League, City in 9th after Haaland presumably retired

  • @WeAreTheGrecians
    @WeAreTheGrecians 12 дней назад +2

    Yeovil Town had a secret rise

  • @edwardpalmer6409
    @edwardpalmer6409 10 дней назад

    As a Dulwich Hamlet fan I loved seeing them beat Dover! In the 22/23 season Dulwich were one place above Dover and three points ahead with Dover in the final relegation spot. Dover won and Dulwich lost their game in injury time for Dulwich to get relegated on goal difference. This felt like vindication.

  • @EscapeVelocity25k
    @EscapeVelocity25k 11 дней назад

    It would be interesting to see whether a perfect player in other positions can have a similar impact! I'm picturing a keeper with perfect stats who keeps all the clean sheets but also ends up being the designated set piece taker and scoring/assisting a bunch of goals.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 10 дней назад

      I've done experiments like that in older formats, CM4 if I'm not mistaking my dates, and the biggest issue was not conceding from 70 yards away when the keeper fails the freekick, specifically when the opposite keeper clutches it or the barrier stops it, since both scoring and making the ball go through the byline make it safe. But the keeper will score ungodly amounts of goals from freekicks and penalties, and it's hilarious to see him run back when he misses.

  • @rexon1635
    @rexon1635 6 дней назад

    lmao yeovil casually also bein promoted back to back years without a world class players. UP THE GLOVERS!!

  • @JimmuCossey
    @JimmuCossey 11 дней назад +1

    0:11 my local catching strays 😂😂😂

  • @jayer.
    @jayer. 13 дней назад +3

    *Misses Penalty*
    Leonard Fraud

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 10 дней назад +1

      Leonard Pessi. He should do the next of these with his greatest rival in football, Christopher Ronaldo.

  • @leerobbo92
    @leerobbo92 5 дней назад

    The really funny thing is, of those 13 goals at 01:45, you can basically guarantee they're all rebounds from his own chances or chances created too 😂

  • @Isherz314
    @Isherz314 12 дней назад +2

    super excited for hidden grounds!

  • @NeptuneTowers
    @NeptuneTowers 13 дней назад +3

    Do you adjust his hidden attributes to 20 or 1 too?

  • @TryjapaPlays
    @TryjapaPlays 2 дня назад

    Your story telling is amazing! :)

  • @JamesTorquay
    @JamesTorquay 6 дней назад

    Nelson Weiper sticking with the perfect player in multiple seasons! my Goat

  • @oliwills4339
    @oliwills4339 9 дней назад

    Can’t believe I’ve seen my home town pop up in a Zealand video as one of Leonard’s past clubs

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 11 дней назад

    Have you seen the Conference League trophy? It has 32 spokes up the sides to represent the 32 teams in the group stage... the group stage that lasted for just 2 years before the 36 team league phase was introduced

  • @flameofthegame
    @flameofthegame 12 дней назад +1

    If i was on his team i would stat pat those assist like my life depended on it .

  • @K-E-N-07
    @K-E-N-07 13 дней назад

    Videos like this is why Zealand is the GOAT

  • @GreatGameCenter
    @GreatGameCenter 12 дней назад

    Would love to see this again, with the weakest team in Europe and see how the club and country would build around the perfect player

  • @linusandersson1535
    @linusandersson1535 7 дней назад

    I would have liked to see leonard play together with his equally talented twin brother. If one is injured, the other could carry the team.

  • @ianrae1546
    @ianrae1546 12 дней назад +1

    Should’ve went a further 5/10 seasons further ahead to see how Dover would’ve coped without him.
    Good wee video though 👍🏻

  • @dannyjaye
    @dannyjaye День назад

    Bro out here not realising we were doing this exact same thing on Championship manager almost 30 years ago...

  • @cutillas97
    @cutillas97 9 дней назад

    This was the saddest and most beautiful story ever

  • @greggashton5394
    @greggashton5394 12 дней назад

    Loved it!
    Love these types of videos,
    And wasnt an happy ending which was unexpected,
    Unlike those jake videos where after the rebuild everythings always perfect 🤦🏻😂

  • @MapleSyrupMamma
    @MapleSyrupMamma 12 дней назад +1

    New episode of HG on my birthday? Fuck yeah

  • @seanthecomentator
    @seanthecomentator 9 дней назад

    Could you do the same but have a player from each position in different clubs and see how far they can get their teams? I think the GK would be the least successful but it would be interesting to see how much difference there is between having a good GK or a good CB

  • @Kratosis-vf7uy
    @Kratosis-vf7uy 5 дней назад

    @15:15 I honestly didn't expect that🤣

  • @waterpanda222
    @waterpanda222 3 дня назад +2

    Bro just shave it I promise you it’ll look so much better

  • @TheKingOfEmeralds
    @TheKingOfEmeralds 11 дней назад

    Congrats on scoring your first Goal for Brentford Zealand

  • @WingWingHerro
    @WingWingHerro 12 дней назад

    An American who calls the beautiful game football? You just got a subscriber!

  • @kingjojojo1
    @kingjojojo1 7 дней назад

    would be interesting to see the same with players of other positions. I'm pretty sure good defenders can be stuck in ELO hell

  • @kradria
    @kradria 9 дней назад

    I would've really liked to see the team he played with at the end. Great video nevertheless!

  • @primeoetzand
    @primeoetzand 5 дней назад

    If you do something like this again could you simulate a couple of seasons after the legend leaves to see how the club fares?

  • @dylanproctor
    @dylanproctor 13 дней назад

    We love you Zealand we do, we love you Zealand we do, oh Zealand we love you! ❤

  • @Kwinten1988
    @Kwinten1988 12 дней назад +1

    8:17 This guy is 6'2" and 143 lbs? Are they keeping him imprisoned or something?

  • @bleedinghandshughes
    @bleedinghandshughes 3 дня назад

    i could never decide when doing this, is 20 for aggression is good? don't you want agression to be low so they dont get booked or sent off? also can you edit personal things like, attitudes and injury prone in the background too?

  • @Billymortzz
    @Billymortzz 9 дней назад

    1:23 I follow tonbridge home and away, Dover are one of our biggest rivals - seeing them smash us 5-1 is not nice 😂

  • @rx5mlqid732
    @rx5mlqid732 12 дней назад

    The most unrealistic thing about this whole simulation is England winning the World Cup

  • @AlexVenthem
    @AlexVenthem 7 дней назад

    Forget Dover, all I can notice is said 100m a year Ipswich finishing in the european places

  • @teetoatler0me
    @teetoatler0me 12 дней назад

    I love these original ideas!

  • @joewood99
    @joewood99 12 дней назад

    Can't help but feel his hidden attributes can't be perfect, too

  • @tipsgamez4447
    @tipsgamez4447 12 дней назад

    Man is really bagging goals like he’s playing Fifa player career mode

  • @touch2start
    @touch2start 12 дней назад +1

    Bro's just 2018-19 Messi

  • @TugaBall689
    @TugaBall689 12 дней назад

    Please make a follow up with him picking up on this team as a perfect manager!! Please 🥺

  • @DavidW3001
    @DavidW3001 12 дней назад

    Drinking game: take a drink everytime he says "Leonard Messi"

  • @MrScoot27
    @MrScoot27 12 дней назад

    Zealand singing his loan song after talking about a regen named Sam Smith is somewhat on point.

  • @stephenfalkner4213
    @stephenfalkner4213 11 дней назад

    Would be interesting to find out how big a ground Dover ended up with by the end of those 15 years.

  • @PirateDrive
    @PirateDrive 12 дней назад

    Despite the fact that FM25 is delayed we're still sticking to the release window schedule of releasing experiment videos about locking perfect players in non League.

  • @Popmycherryyo
    @Popmycherryyo 12 дней назад

    Should've made him San Marinian...maybe they could complete the impossible challenge whilst you sim :P

  • @PhelixTheSphinx
    @PhelixTheSphinx 2 дня назад

    What I want to see is a perfect staff and a starting team of all 1s. How many years until they are able to train and trade to win the Premier League?

  • @smith549371
    @smith549371 4 дня назад

    Just a heads up…you should learn what is meant by the “first half” and “second half”. The first 45 minutes of a match are the first half, you can’t say “right before the the first half” for something that happens during the first half, you probably mean “before half-time” or “towards the end of the first half” and when you say “right after the first half” you probably mean “after half time”

  • @HarryBaum2512
    @HarryBaum2512 12 дней назад

    “This mateo Joseph guy” if only he knew

  • @andrefiremaster
    @andrefiremaster 12 дней назад

    can't believe he betrayed the bolivian people like that

  • @andrewzuidema4901
    @andrewzuidema4901 9 дней назад

    this kind of proves how good messi's 91 goal season is

  • @ChivumajiSimonNgombo
    @ChivumajiSimonNgombo 10 дней назад

    This was such an exciting video

  • @timtammmo
    @timtammmo 9 дней назад

    I need to see the same thing with Christian Ronald who can’t get injured

  • @jesseclive5093
    @jesseclive5093 12 дней назад

    Rumor is Cyril Ronalds is Leonard Messi's rival

  • @MASHAFFILIATEDPZ
    @MASHAFFILIATEDPZ 12 дней назад +1

    Every time he says Leonard messi = drink

  • @explodethebomb
    @explodethebomb 12 дней назад

    Would be nice to see the next year after he retires, and see if Dover can stay up without him

  • @xavier.mauricio
    @xavier.mauricio 12 дней назад +1

    Sevilla can't be stopped

  • @mrbucker6
    @mrbucker6 10 дней назад

    My best FM moment ever was on Xmas night gerting the new Dover Stadium with my name 😢❤

  • @RAMBLINGSMANJMB
    @RAMBLINGSMANJMB 12 дней назад

    4:14 you missed Dover losing to Portsmouth in the second round of the first season as well lol

  • @therepful
    @therepful 12 дней назад

    It would be cool to see the next 15 seasons without him to see if Dover can maintain its position in the pyramid!

  • @javaughanclarke
    @javaughanclarke 12 дней назад

    these stories are just 🥺

  • @ds2476
    @ds2476 7 дней назад

    Basically Matt LeTissier at Southampton :)

  • @zedleviafen7383
    @zedleviafen7383 12 дней назад

    Watching Niran's career if he didn't get that leg shattering injury

  • @kopite833
    @kopite833 12 дней назад

    Should've called him Leroy Jenkins, missed opportunity

  • @shahir1395
    @shahir1395 12 дней назад

    Crazy how his end of career records would not be much different than Lionel Messi’s.

  • @OmowunmiAdenuga-c5g
    @OmowunmiAdenuga-c5g 9 дней назад

    How are you guys simulating through the years 😮😮😮