I am Scottish but not that Scottish so I am pausing to watch the video and working it out! Scottish people are lazy they type out how it sounds, bit like American spelling lol
Gaff is house naebor is no bother, and wains is kids basically and one more thing this was sad to watch like if u agree my fellow Scottish guys n lassies
I'm Irish and even if it was a little confusing at times I could still work it out after a few seconds. Proximity must really lend itself to comprehension. 😅
Alt Title: People who live in a country with a near incomprehensible dialect struggle to comprehend people who live in another country with a near incomprehensible dialect
Im from Scotland and some of these were so easy to translate but also... The first one was just... Beautiful. Also I'm not speaking Scottish cuz it's easier to write in American but it is fun to write in scottish🙃 I just choose not to
Not gon lie some a the stuff those twae ladies were saying got me a wee bit mad, ah mean it's aw fur shits and giggles, but still like... How can ye be sayin wains means a local dish XD Ah swear though, if ye call oor text language 'gibberish' again, you'll lose yer heed! The blokes were pretty good tho, congrats! You are now accepted into irn bru land!
"Naebor" is short for "Nae bother" as in no bother. Basically means no problem. "Naebor hen" is very widely used in Scotland at least where i'm from. "Hen" being the secretary "Susan". Hen is used because she is a female just like the animal. "Neighbor hen" doesn't make sense when you read the rest of the sentence.
Should huv mentioned aht big Karen fae bottom ae eh street pumped big sharons man then he got kicked oot eh hoose fur a week nd hud tae live in eh bus stop
"Wains must be a food"This is disturbing if yer Scottish
ach aye mate them daft burds are fuckin cannablistic ye ken
Evan H fuck sake man they awh eating the wains 😂
Haha
Aye ano, heavy brutal
Before americans start getting confused about this "wains" means little kids
This is so funny like if ur Scottish and laughing and getting frustrated
Mate am gettin fuckin pissed aff by these pricks
im just laughing at them trying to read it
I am Scottish but not that Scottish so I am pausing to watch the video and working it out! Scottish people are lazy they type out how it sounds, bit like American spelling lol
Emmaw_ 5 we arent lazy, we have culture lmao
@@cianceltic8857MON EH HOOPS🍀
Naebor is no bother, not neighbour.
Nae bother you
Aye
No it's not its slang for friend
@@josephalsop2020 nae bother you!
@@josephalsop2020 Wit?
As a Scot who understands everything trying to be said, I’m currently laughing my ass off at their confusion 🤣
Mate I know A 🤣
Cannae wait tae have haggis, weans and neeps on burns night 😂
Ooh yes my favorite meal, *kids*
I live in the town of Robert burns
Ayrshire-prestwick
Joemama that’s sae guid is Robbies auld hoose their. Sorry I am Scottish but I still havenae a clue where he lives
emmzzystar look up tam a shanter bridge,,, it’s round 5e corner fae there..... no far away fae Ayr town centre
Joemama unlucky
“Wains must be a local dish”
When they pronounce weans as "weens" 😂 (Can't blame them though).
Aye I cannae either ahahhaha I'm deed tho
"Weans must be a local dish" well only if you wanna be arrested
@@keida5066 i dony wanna be like susan an getting the weans taken aff me
It's wains the part of Scotland I'm in 😂😂 xx
Are spawnd.them aww. Remember wee invented the tv ppl.also the tv so no wit a mean maman
This is gibberish
Me: naw hen, this is SCOTTISH!
Alexa Wolf this is gibberish, no your just daft as fuck
It's gaelic.
Scots is a mixture. There some words that are Germanic in origin even. It's not gaelic. Gaelic's even harder. We don't even get Gaelic 😂
They can take away oor land but they'll never take oor FREEDOM
I’m scottish and these tweets are hilarious, laughing along whilst they’re trying to understand them 😂
Same
1:04 it’s not neibour, it’s no bother
Just me that got frustrated when they couldn’t understand the words 😂
Nope me top
Gaff is house naebor is no bother, and wains is kids basically and one more thing this was sad to watch like if u agree my fellow Scottish guys n lassies
It hurts to see people reading Scottish tweets when they don't unerstan our secret language
DrawWith Me lol I know
As an Aussie this was sad to watch, I promise not all of us are this bad
this was painful
@@bingbong2816 its not really secret it is an official language
When she said this is gibberish. My heart stopped.
a wanted to elbow her brain man.
Yeah. Who actually says Gibberish?
“Weans must be a popular dish” is this for real 😂
A dinnae Ken aboot you but am always eating weans, haggis, weans and neeps for burns nite 😂😂😂
Ooh I love going to my local McDonald's and getting a kid burger. No not a burger for kids but a burger with kids and not beef.
Sophie johnston vlogs you know wits perfect as a side dish mate? Fuckin wains 😂
Aw fuck am own the weans wi some broon sauce
@@sgl7566 bit like veal.
Props to the two guys who actually got them
I’m Scottish and this is hilarious
Wains--wee ones. As in children. Only west Scotland say that, east say Bairns.
the guy on the right (with the two guys) in the video was really good and even put on a decent Scottish accent at points.
This is utterly hilarious 😂 ❤️from Glasgow Scotland
Elaine Cochrane same lmao
Sorry I thought Glasgow was in Canada ye goon
@@crosshair6688 There actually is a Glasgow in Canada. New Glasgow.
U have to be scottish to understand these fully 😂
The two guys were good. Think they understood most of it
Where my Scots at 🏴
no me
K pop sucks lol
Here
Semen on a gingerbread hehe: didnae ask for your opinion but nae bother 😂
K-pop Fangirl over here
1:40 Mhh yeh I love eating kids for my dinner😂
Lol
They are sooo good dipped in bbq sauce ooh and with a side of bone
I'm from Glasgow living in Sydney and I loved watching this! Pure braw, canny beat it and good oan yeez fur geeing it a go.
This is deleting cells in my brain. Jesus Christ mate
I was laughing until the lassie said it was gibberish naebor hen, how’s about a square g? 😂😂😂😂 jokes folks
Emm........ Neabor doesn't mean neighbour...... they seemed so confident 🤣🤣🤣 (*it means no bother*)
1:09 it's no neighbour pal.
It's naeborra. (No bother.)
Naw it isny "naeborra" ya fanny
I've met plenty mad Susans in ma time 😂
They blur the image but they don't censor the twitter name...
Dafuq?
Wains must be a food 😂😂😂😂😂😂I fuckin cracked up at that one. Come to Scotland we'll teach you
Phahaha so funny watching ppl get so confused by us I acc fkn love it
Sometimes it means babies, sometimes it means soup
Weans must be a local dish 😭😂😂😂😂😂
I get that it's hard to read but I didn't think it was hard to figure out
My favourite accent speaking in my slang... love this
"Weens is a local dish " buckled XD
weans made me mad but her saying stuff about what a gaff is is just stupid like it’s easy 😂
It's no bother not neighbour 😂😂 I'm deed oh god I'm so happy I watched this do wee really need subtitles 😂😂😂🏴 xx
Ma soul hurts.
The two guys are so good! They nailed it
how dare she call Scottish gibberish
I feel abused.
That’s how it sounds WOW
Mate this has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone understood mad Susan. Aussie respect
I'm Irish and even if it was a little confusing at times I could still work it out after a few seconds. Proximity must really lend itself to comprehension. 😅
When your Scottish and can read the tweets absolutely perfectly!
This is painful to watch as a scot
As a Scottish person, I love how incomprehensible our slang can be to other native English speakers
The fact that they cannae understand the tweets but I can makes more funny
Watching people trying to understand our language is the funniest thing
Alt Title: People who live in a country with a near incomprehensible dialect struggle to comprehend people who live in another country with a near incomprehensible dialect
Yed need tae live here to understand it fluently
I just want to explain it to them-
Guess we’re gonna have some wains for dinner then
" wains must be a local dish " no mate it's a kid no a local dish mate wit are they people gawn on aboot
Weans mus be a local dish, excellent
Mate Am fucking howling aht this 😂😂
I’ll be honest this is the funniest shite watching folk just stumble aw oor what we say 😂
I’m fucking pishing masel watching this when They’re trying time say our slang💀
Wit, is it actual that haerd tae underston the slang?
Gaff can also be like party like a sesh 😂😂😂
Love having weans for ma dinner
Weans must be a local dish
Fucking dead to me
Naebor- neighbour... okay 😂
I'm American and I actually think I got a lot of these right. If you just guess based on the sentence
Oh god, weans must be a local dish 😂nae unless yer haeing children for yer dinner
They did OK Tbf. Thought they would struggle big time.
The boy in the white shirt has a clue about the patter
Aw er means all over I am Scottish and this is frustrating and wains are children so they are a local dish if yer a cannibal
As a Scottish person I am dying watching this 😂
Well why do they complain, Their accent is just ours but mixed with marmite
"naebor" is "no bother" as in "I don't mean to be troublesome". Neighbour would be "neebur" .
"neighbor" haha yas
Aussie's rank Allen's lollies next please
I’m American and i could read these…🤣🤣🤣
Im from Scotland and some of these were so easy to translate but also... The first one was just... Beautiful.
Also I'm not speaking Scottish cuz it's easier to write in American but it is fun to write in scottish🙃 I just choose not to
Write in American? Don't you mean English?
aussies say no like “naeur”
😂😂😂😂😂 mon the Scotland
Fuck sake aye I want some wains wae mayo the noo 😂
This is so easy when you are Scottish (especially Glasweigan like me)
Suppose it would be since its our own language. Are you really that thick ....
Not gon lie some a the stuff those twae ladies were saying got me a wee bit mad, ah mean it's aw fur shits and giggles, but still like... How can ye be sayin wains means a local dish XD
Ah swear though, if ye call oor text language 'gibberish' again, you'll lose yer heed!
The blokes were pretty good tho, congrats! You are now accepted into irn bru land!
I UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE WORD OF EVERY TWEET. Im a mad Scot min
a gaff is a party where ya get get fucken total pished oot yur pants, absolutely fucken mortal
A gaffs a hoose, where do ye think the phrase "party at ma gaff" comes from?
You wouldn't say party at ma party.
I am Scottish and not all of us speak like that 😂
I am from scotland and this is pathetic lol (like of your scottish)
Check your own grammar :)
"Naebor" is short for "Nae bother" as in no bother. Basically means no problem. "Naebor hen" is very widely used in Scotland at least where i'm from. "Hen" being the secretary "Susan". Hen is used because she is a female just like the animal. "Neighbor hen" doesn't make sense when you read the rest of the sentence.
They hink a gaffs an under garment
Canny hack it man
I'm from Scotland
This was hilarious
Fuckin class 😂
Im Scottish this is so funny to watch
Weans, a fukin cultural dish?
At 2:31 he nails that accent
Wean
DONT EAT THE FUCKEN WAINS
Should huv mentioned aht big Karen fae bottom ae eh street pumped big sharons man then he got kicked oot eh hoose fur a week nd hud tae live in eh bus stop
This so annoying lol am scottish and ffs state of em