Things Not To Say To Scottish People

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @nunyabusiness6163
    @nunyabusiness6163 6 лет назад +3760

    I'm Scottish and I can confirm that every Scottish person's accent becomes thicker when they're angry.

    • @kirstyhill1493
      @kirstyhill1493 6 лет назад +14

      Nunya Business Indeed

    • @Amelia-pt7fh
      @Amelia-pt7fh 6 лет назад +82

      It also becomes more thick at a Celtic vs rangers match

    • @adeleydunda
      @adeleydunda 6 лет назад +5

      Nunya Business omg 😂 that’s true with me

    • @misspaisley17
      @misspaisley17 6 лет назад +62

      My dad is Scottish and when I was growing up, I always knew when I was really in trouble because his accent would become ten times thicker haha.

    • @gr8testsc0tsman31
      @gr8testsc0tsman31 6 лет назад +22

      Or if they are drunk.

  • @maryavatar
    @maryavatar 6 лет назад +1636

    When we lived in England, people used to ask my husband why he wasn’t ginger. His response was always ‘I have an English grandfather, it polluted the bloodline. I married a ginger hoping to correct things, but unfortunately the children are similarly afflicted’.

    • @TheMissFrenchy
      @TheMissFrenchy 6 лет назад +91

      your husband is awesome

    • @keirafirestone5129
      @keirafirestone5129 6 лет назад +168

      That's awesome.
      I worked with a girl who was a ginger, and her boyfriend was a ginger. Even though they looked nothing alike apart from their hair colour, people would always ask if they were siblings. Eventually her boyfriend got so fed up with this that he would say yes and then start making out with her. She went along with it because the reactions they got were apparently hilarious.

    • @alannahreid1261
      @alannahreid1261 6 лет назад +20

      Your husband is a legend!!

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 6 лет назад +7

      That's amazing

    • @claireb1104
      @claireb1104 5 лет назад +5

      @@keirafirestone5129 omg😂😂😂

  • @tnsemma811
    @tnsemma811 5 лет назад +1976

    The ONLY thing NOT to say to Scottish people is: Are you English?

    • @ll-ug6we
      @ll-ug6we 5 лет назад +72

      Mini Producer more like “are u Irish”

    • @krytietv1684
      @krytietv1684 5 лет назад +24

      Yeah like don't remind them they are just Scottish lol

    • @evew2371
      @evew2371 5 лет назад +3

      Ughhhh yes

    • @maxpaterson_
      @maxpaterson_ 5 лет назад +9

      Mini Producer tbh I don’t mind that and I’m Scottish but I get some people get really annoyed

    • @emy198
      @emy198 5 лет назад +8

      Mini Producer lol just me here half Scottish half English yeh I will leave now

  • @BINCH-xe3kp
    @BINCH-xe3kp 6 лет назад +2302

    I lived in england my whole life up until a year ago when I moved to scotland and I've never met such kind hearted and generous people tbh

    • @megx1517
      @megx1517 6 лет назад +21

      Do you mind speaking for yourself

    • @Miquelalalaa
      @Miquelalalaa 6 лет назад +27

      Malachite You probably lived in Londonstan

    • @kirstyhill1493
      @kirstyhill1493 6 лет назад +10

      Malachite Ta x

    • @justfactbcm058
      @justfactbcm058 6 лет назад +25

      Malachite you sure youve got the right place pal

    • @Citybhoy
      @Citybhoy 6 лет назад +13

      Just stay in edinburgh

  • @georgia4159
    @georgia4159 6 лет назад +1583

    To all the ignorant people in the comment section: Scottish doesn’t mean white. If someone is born and raised in Scotland, they’re Scottish.

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 6 лет назад +41

      Georgia and I was born and raised in Canada so I am an Indigenous Canadian.

    • @chompo14lastname41
      @chompo14lastname41 6 лет назад +34

      Michael Merritt but you are Canadian.........

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 6 лет назад +10

      Chompo14 Last name indigenous meaning aboriginal. I don’t have native blood.

    • @Ahmed-ob6ec
      @Ahmed-ob6ec 6 лет назад +132

      Scottish is an ethnic group, being born in Scotland does not make someone ethnically Scottish.

    • @chompo14lastname41
      @chompo14lastname41 6 лет назад +39

      Tasnim Ahmed think you missed the point of the video

  • @civanlfc4358
    @civanlfc4358 6 лет назад +455

    The curly haired girl is really cute

    • @civanlfc4358
      @civanlfc4358 6 лет назад +6

      My Lordship, Pretty sure I trust my own judgement and don't need some bigot minded imbecile to try and belittle me. Bore off you bored old cretin.

    • @civanlfc4358
      @civanlfc4358 6 лет назад +3

      My Lordship, Think you meant *well and not we'll buddy :) Now try put the blame on your phone's autocorrection feature. Sad pathetic excuse of a human being. You sound so triggered and insecure by a simple comment.

    • @civanlfc4358
      @civanlfc4358 6 лет назад +2

      My Lordship, My English is more proficient than my first language actually. I was practically raised in this country anyway. You say people like me shit on the English language, but that's a little contradicting don't you think? Seeing as you initially tried to outsmart me and I put you in your place. Goodbye.

    • @kimberlydavis8587
      @kimberlydavis8587 6 лет назад +11

      because who the fuck wants to be British?

    • @civanlfc4358
      @civanlfc4358 6 лет назад +2

      My Lordship, You deleted some of your comments. Just wow.

  • @alittlebitofjoy42
    @alittlebitofjoy42 6 лет назад +275

    I've lived in Scotland for about three years now and I can tell you. Kindest. People. Ever

  • @scottishbananaclan
    @scottishbananaclan 5 лет назад +265

    As a Scottish person I can confirm that thinking a kilt is a dress is the single worst crime a human being can commit

    • @rorydeanmedia2431
      @rorydeanmedia2431 4 года назад +6

      Omg I absolutely hate it it's like whenever I see people walking around in kilts people give them death stares like they should only wear them at weddings or summing.

    • @The_GK1
      @The_GK1 4 года назад

      Its not a dress if you wear something under it, right?

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 4 года назад

      @@The_GK1 yes we wear underwear now shut up😊

    • @SB-cu6lq
      @SB-cu6lq 4 года назад

      yes

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 4 года назад +2

      Worse than asking if I were to post a letter to scotland, would I write "Scotland" or would I write "Scotland, England"?

  • @thecoolshoeshine7179
    @thecoolshoeshine7179 5 лет назад +252

    "Are you a REAL scotsman?"
    No, mate, I'm the dollar store version.

    • @AyeAyeKane
      @AyeAyeKane 5 лет назад +17

      dollar store
      hmm

    • @xxkarengamingzxx9168
      @xxkarengamingzxx9168 4 года назад +12

      You realy ain’t Scottish mate, your with the wrong money, itd be pounds and pennies mate

    • @rhyansmyth5910
      @rhyansmyth5910 4 года назад +18

      Clearly not if you call it THE FOOKIN DOLLAR STORE it's called a POUND SHOP.

    • @dynamitedog4949
      @dynamitedog4949 4 года назад +6

      the cool shoeshine Poundland

    • @JesusChrist-ej1gg
      @JesusChrist-ej1gg 4 года назад

      It’s Pound sterling mate > £

  • @heatherthomson1118
    @heatherthomson1118 6 лет назад +228

    “Yer da sells Avon”
    A line every Scottish person knows aw to well.

  • @n.h.l.3906
    @n.h.l.3906 6 лет назад +1982

    I'm just here to listen to the accent 😍😍

    • @BrazenSolar
      @BrazenSolar 6 лет назад +1

      woah, unexpected hinata

    • @dtsotm
      @dtsotm 6 лет назад +37

      My Lordship, You've replied to every top comment on this video with a snide remark. You're in no position to tell other people they need a life.

    • @ProfessorSassypants
      @ProfessorSassypants 6 лет назад +3

      Amy C haha, this 🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 seconded

    • @dtsotm
      @dtsotm 6 лет назад +8

      My Lordship, No actually, it's not. Fascism is a very specific political ideology which involves extreme right wing nationalism. It's not just a throwaway word which means disagreeing with someone else's opinion. Please educate yourself in the future to avoid further embarrassment.

    • @bently629
      @bently629 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @Shelby2941
    @Shelby2941 5 лет назад +484

    FACT: Scottish accents are the sexiest of all accents

  • @anas5847
    @anas5847 6 лет назад +2005

    Things not to say to scottish people: i can't understand what you're saying

    • @anas5847
      @anas5847 6 лет назад +45

      My Lordship, english is my third language

    • @ASadPigeon
      @ASadPigeon 6 лет назад +27

      My Lordship, You forgot to capitalise, 'Your'.

    • @ThatCarGuy1983
      @ThatCarGuy1983 6 лет назад +16

      My Lordship, Im sensing you're not very fond of scots?

    • @oro7114
      @oro7114 6 лет назад +20

      My Lordship You seem a bit pissy about the grammar lad

    • @mattygreen6233
      @mattygreen6233 6 лет назад +5

      thats the good part tho i love not being able to understand what people say and guess 50% of it

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 лет назад +96

    “Bagpipes are awful!”
    Me: “Yeah! Awfully _good!”_

  • @thenosieyartist6924
    @thenosieyartist6924 5 лет назад +56

    I love how each and every one of them just started daydreaming every thing deep fried food and I just love it

    • @AndysEastCoastAdventures
      @AndysEastCoastAdventures 4 года назад

      Most things are better deep fried. We tried one of those exensive air fryers and it's no where near as good.

  • @cornemuse24
    @cornemuse24 6 лет назад +309

    "I want to deep fry a Toblerone"
    Love him!

  • @chemicalsubscript9578
    @chemicalsubscript9578 6 лет назад +64

    "this doesnt apply to us. We ARE the sun!" awww

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 3 года назад +1

      As a Salvadoran (Central American), I related to this. lol

  • @afroallura3791
    @afroallura3791 5 лет назад +62

    So happy to see a black Scottish woman represented! I’ve had so many people question or give me disbelieving looks when I tell them I’m Scottish.

    • @erinmatilda8968
      @erinmatilda8968 5 лет назад +2

      John Kimber dont be a racist prick. she is scottish.

    • @barcabhoy7193
      @barcabhoy7193 3 года назад +8

      You’re 100% Scottish.

    • @randybobandy5538
      @randybobandy5538 Год назад +2

      Not Scottish

    • @randybobandy5538
      @randybobandy5538 Год назад +3

      ​@@barcabhoy7193nope. Never will be.

    • @Grmario85
      @Grmario85 6 месяцев назад

      Well you know...There is culture and actual genetics. You are African and i'm Greek, neither of us is Scottish, but we can live, act, indulge, respect, contribute and celebrate Scotland. We can be both. I don't claim Scottish ancestry obviously.

  • @jameswilliams-vn4ek
    @jameswilliams-vn4ek 6 лет назад +170

    im confused to why they have polite scottish people if you put me and ma mates on that it would be swearing for a full 4 minutes

    • @speedy692
      @speedy692 6 лет назад +10

      Was thinking that myself. Not one of them said C'mon Tae F@ck, which is my term for disagreeing. F@ck forms part of sentences. You can say F@ck about 50 different ways.

    • @hfclivingston3823
      @hfclivingston3823 5 лет назад +2

      aye

    • @eelzz7107
      @eelzz7107 4 года назад

      Exactly

    • @rebecca6310
      @rebecca6310 4 года назад +1

      Ik it's funny when people are havin an argument and they be like fack Fock fock

    • @eelzz7107
      @eelzz7107 4 года назад +1

      @@miketonon7946 Yes, Williams is a Scottish name. What about it?

  • @clairecaubre1558
    @clairecaubre1558 6 лет назад +132

    The woman with the curly brown hair is absolutely gorgeous!

  • @GH-sk7vi
    @GH-sk7vi 6 лет назад +522

    everyone is just a little bit irish on st patrick’s day... except the scots... they’re still scottish 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💪🏻💙

    • @GH-sk7vi
      @GH-sk7vi 6 лет назад +2

      My Lordship, wha?

    • @Derekconlon
      @Derekconlon 6 лет назад +20

      Scotland comes from the tribe Scotti who were an Irish tribe. Scotti was a term for Ireland and the Irish. Scotland literally means Irish land. You’re more Irish than you think.

    • @TheNathanX100
      @TheNathanX100 5 лет назад +10

      Derek Conlon Scotti were only a specific tribe in one area of Scotland which gave Scotland its English name. The entirety of Scotland were not from this tribe.

    • @sim7148
      @sim7148 5 лет назад

      G H i was born on st patricks day

    • @cityzens634
      @cityzens634 5 лет назад +3

      Except the east end of Glasgow Dundee half of Edinburgh etc

  • @Karina_Ray
    @Karina_Ray 6 лет назад +110

    things not to say to:
    - an only child !
    - someone with dyspraxia
    - someone with adhd

    • @asmrduringclass8149
      @asmrduringclass8149 6 лет назад +5

      Someone with a service dog

    • @jevonjackson4236
      @jevonjackson4236 5 лет назад +6

      Top three things not to say.
      3. A person that wears adult diapers 24/7
      2. A daddy's girl
      1. A mommy's boy
      Just asking for a friend

  • @jessthehorse2254
    @jessthehorse2254 5 лет назад +61

    I have red hair and my last name begins with Mc and I live in England and people always ask "where's your accent"
    Brenda where is your sense it's in my voicebox

    • @annonimousperson1572
      @annonimousperson1572 5 лет назад

      Are you Jessie-Jane McParland

    • @tea-rex5658
      @tea-rex5658 4 года назад +1

      I also have red hair, but I'm English with a southern accent and people say "you look Scottish" or "you should be Scottish" all the time!!! I might just permanently do the accent to avoid this Haha!

  • @Max-dw7is
    @Max-dw7is 6 лет назад +66

    I love that they spent two minutes just talking about everything you can deep fry

    • @yuurikatsuki6412
      @yuurikatsuki6412 4 года назад +3

      Grandpas ashes

    • @Morris-c8f
      @Morris-c8f 4 года назад +1

      @@yuurikatsuki6412 did it taste good?

    • @ohcanada8084
      @ohcanada8084 4 года назад +1

      I think Scots would love the food at the Minnesota State Fair: EVERYTHING is deep fried there.

    • @letitiajeavons6333
      @letitiajeavons6333 4 года назад +1

      So the American South got its food culture from Scotland.

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 4 года назад

      Best part

  • @Bethhhf
    @Bethhhf 6 лет назад +199

    Love Scottish accents, my dad was born in Edinburgh and his family live in Scotland and Berwick but my dad moved to Leeds at a young age so he doesn’t have the accent but I always wished that I was from Scotland

    • @savannahartley9103
      @savannahartley9103 6 лет назад +5

      I’m from/I live in Edinburgh x

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 6 лет назад +4

      at least yer dad has a YAWK-shire accent. ey up

    • @safcrwarmy698
      @safcrwarmy698 6 лет назад

      Bethany Jane be proud of where you come from England has lost its national identity

    • @leetabois1799
      @leetabois1799 6 лет назад +4

      Am fae Glasgow m8

    • @shookshook6090
      @shookshook6090 6 лет назад +4

      Bethany Jane I’m from Edinburgh! Love it here!!!

  • @saras.3620
    @saras.3620 6 лет назад +194

    hearing scottish people talk reminds me why is scottis my fav accent, its the best 😁

    • @layla9573
      @layla9573 6 лет назад +4

      Sake this is posh Scottish come tae Glasgow and that’s when you’ll hear real Scottish

    • @daniellegraham9310
      @daniellegraham9310 5 лет назад

      I’m Scottish

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 4 года назад

      Its not scotch its nor scottie its scots or scottish non of this pi*h talk about us we wear kilts or eat haggis stop with the bleeding steriotypes

  • @reluctantsquid5374
    @reluctantsquid5374 6 лет назад +431

    The only thing Scottish about this interview is that it is controlled by the English.

  • @kathrynsue1986
    @kathrynsue1986 6 лет назад +369

    i dont understand where the heroin question came from

    • @pqlasmdhryeiw8
      @pqlasmdhryeiw8 6 лет назад +141

      From the novel/film "Trainspotting".

    • @5coldplayhurtsfan
      @5coldplayhurtsfan 6 лет назад +19

      maybe "trainspotting"?

    • @ThatCarGuy1983
      @ThatCarGuy1983 6 лет назад +36

      Christian kathryn Grimes Glasgows bad times with the heroin/crackcocaine epidemic and yeah a slight bit of trainspotting which in itself was based around scotlands bad times with class A's..

    • @heathercameron1485
      @heathercameron1485 6 лет назад +25

      Technically it comes from Afghanistan. How it gets to Scotland is another question.

    • @ThatCarGuy1983
      @ThatCarGuy1983 6 лет назад +6

      Heather Cameron It comes from all over the place lebanon bolivia even the caribbean and it gets smuggled in by all sorts of means airmail packages mules light aircraft or boats shipping containers air freight theres many different ways...

  • @JSandwich13
    @JSandwich13 6 лет назад +104

    Olay so I'm not a fan of too many deep fried stuff myself but that's just me personally. I like bagpipes but not all the time. I live in Glasgow and there's always some busker playing bagpipes in the town. It gets old after a while. I like the English, bit of a playful rivalry going on but nothing serious as far as I'm concerned. I don't get the heroin thing either. I'd be quite annoyed if someone said that to me tbh. The one thing they didn't say which annoys me all the time is when people say British and mean English like "British accent" when they're doing a English accent and yes, that's technically correct but they're using British as a synonym for English, which it's not.

    • @wildrain8602
      @wildrain8602 6 лет назад +1

      Calvin M thank you

    • @moragmacgregor6792
      @moragmacgregor6792 6 лет назад +5

      The heroin thing is all because of Trainspotting. My son says that movie is just “an advertisement for heroin.”

    • @bozieduble8541
      @bozieduble8541 5 лет назад +2

      I'm half Scottish and half English, so British seems the only correct term for me. I'm really not using British to mean "English". I'm just trying to find a term that best describes my nationality :)

  • @udaythambimuthu3176
    @udaythambimuthu3176 5 лет назад +6

    I love the Scottish accent. Don't know how anyone could not like it.
    My cousin lives in Glasgow and her kid is an adorable little half brown girl with a very thick accent who calls her favourite toy 'Wee Eeyore'.

  • @hollywebber1461
    @hollywebber1461 3 года назад +9

    Fun Fact: the second chores of the British national anthem is about "crushing the Scots"

  • @finlaymartins272
    @finlaymartins272 6 лет назад +43

    i spat my drink out when he said "doont muss weth mee pal!"

    • @finlaymartins272
      @finlaymartins272 6 лет назад

      My Lordship, although the slang is of British origin, it's not limited to exclusively Scottish dialect and is a popular idiom used around the UK. Don't see why you had to disparage my drinking skills.

    • @finlaymartins272
      @finlaymartins272 6 лет назад

      My Lordship, learn how to form a sentence, then come up with a comeback you illiterate pleb

    • @finlaymartins272
      @finlaymartins272 6 лет назад

      Are you genuinley brain dead, or do you just put it on to claim diability benefits and skip queues at the food bank?

    • @finlaymartins272
      @finlaymartins272 6 лет назад

      rather than pointing out my obvious typo, answer my question rather than dodging the fact that you are wrong

    • @finlaymartins272
      @finlaymartins272 6 лет назад

      If you can't give a response, let alone a logical one, I'm not going to continue to argue with an idiot like yourself. Do you want me to spell it out in phonetic? Or maybe put in some emojis as well so you dont have to strain your reading ability too much.

  • @el-xb9ly
    @el-xb9ly 6 лет назад +16

    I relate when it comes to the thickness of my accent too haha! I’m from southern USA although my accent is only super amplified when I’m angry or excited. It happens to the best of us I guess

    • @thistlemoon1
      @thistlemoon1 4 года назад +1

      gabrielle f. Or drinking 😝

    • @yuurikatsuki6412
      @yuurikatsuki6412 4 года назад +1

      I have a really thick country accent , I can relate

    • @chrisowens6530
      @chrisowens6530 3 года назад +1

      Same. Mine comes out when I'm tired or had been drinking.

    • @Combinehuntsmanunit
      @Combinehuntsmanunit 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisowens6530 i grew up in Australia but everything else about my family is Scottish and i could never spell or speak for shit and i have a sorta Scottish/Irish accent when im tired or pissed off

  • @freya5941
    @freya5941 5 лет назад +11

    when i was on holiday once someone once asked me “what part of england are you from?” and i went “i’m scottish” and they went “yeah i know but where abouts is that in england?”

    • @andreacrumlish9976
      @andreacrumlish9976 3 года назад +2

      If I were you, I'd be like "if you wanna see another day, shut up now or look at a map" 😂😂😂

    • @frosty818
      @frosty818 2 года назад

      Yep I went to Bulgaria and the lady was doing a group thing with us all and named where we were all from and we would cheer it came to our group (Scottish) and she said “England!” We stood looked around and stayed quiet so she leaned to us and shouted “England” and I was like “eh we are Scottish” she said “well same thing” she rolled her eyes and ignored our group the rest of the day and we heard her talk to the other groups saying how rude we were and she didn’t like Scottish people?? We were doing archery that day guess where I wanted to aim it? 😂

  • @PabloSpaulding
    @PabloSpaulding 6 лет назад +7

    "This doesn't apply to us, we are the sun" fucking amazing

  • @dylanbuttigieg5870
    @dylanbuttigieg5870 5 лет назад +18

    I'm dating a Scottish girl, one of the best people I've ever met

    • @yuurikatsuki6412
      @yuurikatsuki6412 4 года назад +2

      Same mate, we are lesbian pride 🏳️‍🌈

    • @servantofaeie1569
      @servantofaeie1569 4 года назад +5

      @@yuurikatsuki6412 get that satanism out of here. stop stealing God's symbol.

    • @uniklyme
      @uniklyme 3 года назад +3

      @@servantofaeie1569 I really hope yer jokin mate.

    • @servantofaeie1569
      @servantofaeie1569 3 года назад

      @@uniklyme not joking.

    • @uniklyme
      @uniklyme 3 года назад +3

      @@servantofaeie1569 It's not satanism, neither has it anything to do with Gad.

  • @GeekGamer666
    @GeekGamer666 6 лет назад +10

    This cracks me up. I'm of Scottish descent in New Zealand, if you don't like bagpipes don't come here, lol.

  • @adc2327
    @adc2327 5 лет назад +2

    My father worked with a Scottish man. He really liked him, he said he was so respectful. He said he never understood a word he said. Everyone called him Scotty. When Scotty would talk to him my father would say yes if he thought it was a question. No matter what. Who knows what he agreed to all of those years.

  • @Daniel-rf2hm
    @Daniel-rf2hm 6 лет назад +24

    I wear pants under a kilt cause if I'm wearing one it's usually at an event like a wedding or something so there are usually little kids running around. So im gonna wear pants.

  • @LiyemEanapay
    @LiyemEanapay 6 лет назад +34

    “Bagpipes are awful!”
    Pick a windae; yer leavin’.

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 5 лет назад +2

      Pick a windae, always loved that. Ma english teacher used to say that constantly, fuckin cool guy.

  • @rebecca4865
    @rebecca4865 6 лет назад +157

    I’m Scottish and the accent drives me mental when it’s filmed

  • @CatchBurning
    @CatchBurning 6 лет назад +9

    3:59 “ you must be allergic to The sun”
    Yes I am, and I’m not even Scottish. ;)

  • @ankit33066
    @ankit33066 4 года назад +3

    This might be a tad bit late but gosh the lass with the curly hair, you are stunning.

  • @ollieroseb541
    @ollieroseb541 6 лет назад +3

    As a British person, I've never understood why some English people say these things to Scottish people, I really like them!

  • @oya6011
    @oya6011 6 лет назад +109

    .... STILL WAITING FOR THINGS NOT TO SAY TO SOMEONE WITH ADHD
    (No pun intended, I’ve been waiting for about a year or so, commented multiple times ;-;)

    • @ThatCarGuy1983
      @ThatCarGuy1983 6 лет назад

      IcyGamer Things not to say to someone with tourettes...

    • @youtubefan1734
      @youtubefan1734 6 лет назад +3

      That CarGuy that has been done

    • @ThatCarGuy1983
      @ThatCarGuy1983 6 лет назад +1

      youtube fan Is it funny?

    • @youtubefan1734
      @youtubefan1734 6 лет назад

      That CarGuy you can be the judge of that different people like different things

  • @4r96
    @4r96 6 лет назад +230

    But...
    Celtic or Rangers?

    • @erinmcgurk9783
      @erinmcgurk9783 6 лет назад +36

      Mon eh hoops!!!

    • @GH-sk7vi
      @GH-sk7vi 6 лет назад +13

      4R Ah Aberdeen ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @addnamehere2740
      @addnamehere2740 6 лет назад +7

      G H do u like sheep

    • @GH-sk7vi
      @GH-sk7vi 6 лет назад +7

      Harris Patterson ah I frickinh love sheep 🐑❤️💪🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @marcelchalobah7946
      @marcelchalobah7946 6 лет назад

      4R h8 dem both its a shit league rather play for Bolton wonderes

  • @PWNED5805
    @PWNED5805 6 лет назад +168

    Accents aren’t as thick as I’d like where is my falkirk representation or even really Scottish voice representation

    • @meghannc3583
      @meghannc3583 6 лет назад +13

      I know. I have a really thick accent and talk quite fast. It is really annoying when people watch things like this and then are like "OMG! I haven't got a clue what you are saying! Slow down!"

    • @katk5205
      @katk5205 6 лет назад +5

      My dads family has crazy thick accents and I always had a little trouble tuning in at first (I'm from New Zealand). But then in high school I got a Scottish teacher and I was the only one able to understand her

    • @mcphp3931
      @mcphp3931 6 лет назад +4

      PWNED5805 mate I'm fri falkirk

    • @SohailJafar1
      @SohailJafar1 6 лет назад +2

      That’s is why we Scots have many different dialects and accents

    • @meghannc3583
      @meghannc3583 6 лет назад

      Go and learn to spell

  • @eddihaskell
    @eddihaskell Год назад

    I am American. When I was in Edinburgh I went to the station and tried to buy a train ticket to York (England) at the window. The process took about 5 minutes longer then it should have. The guy selling tickets had no idea what I was talking about. None. When I finally asked for a paper pad to write out "York" (which is pronounced with one short syllable in the USA) he yelled out AH, YAW-RIK! WHY DIDNA NOT SAY SO?

  • @darksugar3091
    @darksugar3091 5 лет назад +3

    I’m Scottish , I live in Scotland but I’ve had internet friends from like England or something say stuff like “you’re not Scottish because you don’t have a Scottish accent”
    My voice sounds a little bit more “Scottish” now because I’m getting older but just because someone is Scottish doesn’t mean they have a Glaswegian accent

  • @Lozza2993
    @Lozza2993 6 лет назад +26

    Finally 👏 huv been waitin oan this fir ages man

    • @Lozza2993
      @Lozza2993 6 лет назад +4

      My Lordship, good fir you but why ir ye here then ya wee wyngin wain? It's a bit pointless and nonsensical innit. Grow up.

    • @Lozza2993
      @Lozza2993 6 лет назад +3

      My Lordship, who dae ye hink ye ir? Away ye go bolt ya bawbag. A kin speak proper english but i choose how a speak no you so away ye go huv a wee cry tae yer mammy aboot yer ignorance nd stoap watchin Scottish videos if ye don't like how we speak.

    • @mrgrapefruit7359
      @mrgrapefruit7359 6 лет назад

      Look at me everyone I’m so scottish 😩👌

    • @Lozza2993
      @Lozza2993 6 лет назад +5

      Mr Grapefruit well I am. Nuttin wrang wae that. I'm proud tae be

    • @katiemcdonald3920
      @katiemcdonald3920 6 лет назад +4

      Laura Tunstall aye a men what's everyone got a problem wi us fir it

  • @Calliop3xx
    @Calliop3xx 5 лет назад +18

    The Scottish accent is sexy AF - I'd like to have me a Scotsman someday XD

    • @sir.spider
      @sir.spider 4 года назад +1

      Kam Ferrari hey hey hey 😉

    • @graemestevens8012
      @graemestevens8012 4 года назад

      Thats the kind of attitude that swings ma sporran :)

  • @Violka1987
    @Violka1987 6 лет назад +156

    I wish you didn't tell Scottish people they will go to jail for making a joke with their pug.

    • @cazsevanen9835
      @cazsevanen9835 5 лет назад +3

      Mark is a UKIP brown nosing fanny

    • @MrMagicRman
      @MrMagicRman 5 лет назад +1

      Violka1987 Yeah, granted the original case was ridiculous, but the guy that runs that channel is a right-wing freak

    • @MrMagicRman
      @MrMagicRman 5 лет назад +1

      @Samwisegamgee The Brave That's not what happened, he trained it to raise it's paw whenever he said sieg heil

    • @lokevoice
      @lokevoice 4 года назад

      roob I’d probably say he’s more center than right. I don’t think there’s that much wrong with wanting less immigration tbh, the NHS can’t cope with it and this grooming gang thing is absolutely fucked

    • @EjvindGEMDark
      @EjvindGEMDark 4 года назад +1

      @@lokevoice He ran for UKIP. Don't let them shift the window. He is FAR RIGHT.

  • @GeorgiaGeorgette
    @GeorgiaGeorgette 6 лет назад +2

    I'm English and bagpipes don't annoy me; I LOVE them! I love Scotland in general, it's a gorgeous place with gorgeous people.

  • @gmscurto
    @gmscurto 5 лет назад +9

    Never heard about any unusual connection between the Scottish and heroin before.🤔
    Obviously everyone asks the Scots about hating the English because we all love it when you yell, "FREEDOM!" 👍

    • @bozieduble8541
      @bozieduble8541 5 лет назад

      It comes from the film Trainspotting (based on the novel by Scottish writer Irvine Welsh). Don't know if it's based on personal experience of drug culture in Scotland, but the association of heroin use in Scotland is more prevalent because of Trainspotting :)

  • @alexjacob7606
    @alexjacob7606 6 лет назад +16

    Oh i love being scottish

  • @melissa-jt6mg
    @melissa-jt6mg 6 лет назад +9

    You should make a video called things to never say to someone that is adopted.

  • @Carmen-hh3cq
    @Carmen-hh3cq 5 лет назад +5

    I love their accent so much!

  • @jamiew904
    @jamiew904 6 лет назад +2

    "theres a time and a place, and this is neither the time or the place" absolute legend 2k18

  • @punkgreg1388
    @punkgreg1388 5 лет назад +1

    As a man from Mississippi the idea of deep-fried pizza makes my mouth water. But as a man who studies nutrition the idea of deep-fried pizza makes my heart feel weak.

  • @CockneyRebel1979
    @CockneyRebel1979 6 лет назад +10

    Deep-fried Mars Bars and Creme Eggs are bloody amazing! Shut up! ^_^

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 6 лет назад +18

    Some Americans pronounced Glasgow as “Glass-gow!” 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @sarca5m
    @sarca5m 6 лет назад +4

    GET ON MA LEVEL! as a Scottish girl who has moved away from the uk and moved to the us (sadly (i miss the sound of bagpipes)) i am currently listening to 'Flower Of Scotland' on max volume at 22:57 pm 🙃😂😑

  • @chronictired1242
    @chronictired1242 6 лет назад +2

    I live in Canada and I remeber a teacher back in school who had that rich Scottish accent and I asked about it and she said " I just can't hide it can I ?"
    I remeber thinking
    " you were trying to HIDE IT ?"

  • @whoisthat888
    @whoisthat888 5 лет назад +1

    As being someone who was born in Scotland and live there since I was born, NO YOU DO NOT ALWAYS SEE BAGPIPES EVERYWHERE yes we have normal shops and yes we listen to all the music you listen to. Amen

  • @Hair8Metal8Karen
    @Hair8Metal8Karen 6 лет назад +19

    The answer to the question "What do you wear under your kilt?"
    Lipstick.
    (The old ones are always the best)

  • @112theifamcrew5
    @112theifamcrew5 6 лет назад +7

    I’m Scottish and I agree with EVERYTHING that they said 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @GH-sk7vi
    @GH-sk7vi 6 лет назад +4

    0- hearts
    1- hibs
    2- rangers
    3- celtic
    4- cali thistle
    5- aberdeen
    6- dundee
    7- motherwell
    8- east fife
    9- st mirren
    💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 6 лет назад +2

    It's been many, many years since I visited Scotland but I don't recall all that much deep fried food. We did have haggis one night. It was... interesting.
    The more they talked about deep-fried this and deep-fried that, the more I drooled.
    How many of them get asked to say, "Captain, my engines canna take much more!"
    How about, "Have you ever seen Nessie?? Can you introduce me???"

  • @codysykes5568
    @codysykes5568 3 года назад

    The best way to tell the difference between an Englishman and a Scotsman (aside from the old first prize ribbon 'round the bollocks) is to tell them to say "ground" and watch their mouth. If it opens wider, he's the Englishman. If it only opens a little bit he's the Scotsman.

  • @ruth540
    @ruth540 5 лет назад +8

    As an irishman I can somehow agree/understand with what they're saying. Especially the rivalry 😂

  • @AtlanticGiantPumpkin
    @AtlanticGiantPumpkin 6 лет назад +48

    Things not to say to people with chronic illness

  • @pfffff6410
    @pfffff6410 6 лет назад +4

    Oh the accent! I’m Brazilian and I’m learning English, and my favorite accent is the Scottish ❤️ I need a Scottish friend! Haha

  • @adayinthelifeofkiwi5692
    @adayinthelifeofkiwi5692 6 лет назад +2

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FFFFFOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!

  • @AlucardPeach
    @AlucardPeach 5 лет назад

    I love bagpipes. I'm from USA, my dad was in the Air Force Band and they had a bagpipe section.... Loved it. Grew up never meeting other people who liked em until I was 24 and working for blockbuster, and my manager had bagpipe cd's.... I'd never been so excited lol

  • @heathercameron1485
    @heathercameron1485 6 лет назад +15

    We need to be asked why we jail people for making dark jokes involving pugs!

  • @katherine6454
    @katherine6454 6 лет назад +11

    Things not to say to only children

  • @Mariamomo_
    @Mariamomo_ 6 лет назад +7

    "I love Trainspotting"

  • @elliequinn6660
    @elliequinn6660 5 лет назад +2

    It’s a bit irritating when people aren’t Scottish themselves and when they find out someone’s Scottish they say “oh. I’m Scottish too. My grandads sisters husband is Scottish”. So what if you have a connection to Scotland,I didn’t ask ?

  • @thechattybutterfly2142
    @thechattybutterfly2142 6 лет назад

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

  • @imfine5675
    @imfine5675 6 лет назад +17

    I'm Scottish & I've heard none of these, because I've always lived in Scotland

    • @CP-123
      @CP-123 6 лет назад +1

      But you hear it on the internet o∩_∩o

  • @Spookypichacat
    @Spookypichacat 6 лет назад +3

    I wore a kilt at my mum who’s like half Scottish’s wedding, I was 3 and it was brilliant

  • @eliezerrr
    @eliezerrr 6 лет назад +22

    Whilst their speaking, I’m trying to do an Scottish accent😂😂 Scottish accents it’s really interesting 🤣🤣

    • @eliezerrr
      @eliezerrr 6 лет назад +1

      My Lordship, jheez didn’t know my comment triggered you that much😒

    • @JohnWilliams-gp6ec
      @JohnWilliams-gp6ec 6 лет назад

      Two phrases to always remember: 'Nae bother' and 'Get it up ye!'.

    • @No-ls7gk
      @No-ls7gk 5 лет назад

      well there are different Scottish accents the ones in here were Glaswegian and imo it’s one of the worst scottish accents (i’m scottish)

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 года назад

      @freckles fit part of scotland ye from?

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 года назад

      @@No-ls7gk personally got a doric accent masel

  • @andreacrumlish9976
    @andreacrumlish9976 3 года назад +2

    My top 4 worst things to say to a Scottish person:
    "Are you English?"
    No mate, we're not, now don't ever say that again if you want live
    "Wait... What did you say? I can't understand you!"
    Maybe not, but we don't care cos we still sound great
    "I have Scottish ancestors who lived 500 years ago!"
    If your ancestry is anything over 80 years, we don't care at all.
    And the worst of them all:
    "dO yOu WaNt To HeAr My ScOtTiSh AcCeNt?!"
    *NO! WE DON'T!* And if you do? We'll just make fun of you :)

  • @bitterbold
    @bitterbold 4 года назад +1

    I'm not Scottish, English or even from the island. BUT, I simply love Scottish People. They're polite, humble and simply human.

    • @superdriod8577
      @superdriod8577 2 года назад

      Tell it to the salty teenagers playing football 😂

  • @briellahudson7087
    @briellahudson7087 6 лет назад +33

    the whole time I just wanted one of them to say the iconic line from brave,, IF YE HAD THE CHANCE TO CHANGE YE FATE, WOULD YA?

    • @155chipmunkz
      @155chipmunkz 6 лет назад

      I'm doin all the pullin, ya blouse-wearin poodle walker!

    • @andreacrumlish9976
      @andreacrumlish9976 3 года назад

      Or even, FEAST YER EYESSS! or at the end, AVERT YER EYES LADS!!!

  • @Harajukubarbie333
    @Harajukubarbie333 6 лет назад +4

    I visited Scotland last year for vacation and it was beautiful. And the food is great
    Also maybe it's just because I'm American but deep fried food is the best ❤

  • @olivermclaren9269
    @olivermclaren9269 6 лет назад +7

    I'm a scot

  • @wazowskimike9893
    @wazowskimike9893 3 года назад

    You should NEVER ask a Scottish person: are you Irish? I don't hate Irish people but everyone gets my Scottish accent mixed up with the Irish accent

  • @GabriellaLiandu
    @GabriellaLiandu 4 года назад +2

    Am Scottish and have been asked "do you guys all live in castles?" to which I answered "Yes, absolutely yes."

  • @bosswomantt
    @bosswomantt 5 лет назад +6

    Things not to say to Trinidadians! So what part of Jamaica is that?...sigh.
    How do you guys communicate?
    Sigh

  • @duck8238
    @duck8238 6 лет назад +10

    We went to a camp in England (we are scottish) with my school and all the people there were English so we spoke with a really heavy Scottish accent so they didn't understand us

    • @martasloane8081
      @martasloane8081 6 лет назад +2

      LOL..:-D..

    • @andreacrumlish9976
      @andreacrumlish9976 3 года назад

      Omg I love that 😂 when I go to England to visit my cousins, especially when I go shopping, I put on an extra thick layer of Scottishness so people know that I'm Scottish and so they have no clue what I'm saying 😂

    • @andreacrumlish9976
      @andreacrumlish9976 3 года назад

      My little cousin once asked me to slow down cos he couldn't understand my crazy Scottish accent, so I put on an English accent and i was like "is that better?" and he was like "yeah, thanks!" 😂 and another time when I was little, went to a park in England and these other kids were so scared of me when I spoke 🤣

  • @reciestrange4856
    @reciestrange4856 6 лет назад +31

    Next : Things not to say to someone on the toilet
    Things not to say to your neighbors dog
    Things not to say to your bosses hot daughter
    Things not to say to the monster under your bed

  • @Jacob_frye
    @Jacob_frye 6 лет назад +1

    I'm not even Scottish nor Irish but I looove listening to bagpipes

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 4 года назад +1

    "Hoot, mon!" "Ever see the Loch Ness Monster?" "Beam me up, Scotty!"

  • @chokinonashes61
    @chokinonashes61 6 лет назад +6

    Not to say to Cornish people please!!
    My blood is Cornish, Scottish and Irish, but born brought up in Cornwall.

    • @chokinonashes61
      @chokinonashes61 6 лет назад

      We are called pasty, Cornwall and Devon are conflated, which is the equivalent of mixing up English and Irish.
      People think it's always sunny, but it rains a lot.
      Our history is full of inventors and poets, and Poldark we ain't!!

    • @harrietw7571
      @harrietw7571 6 лет назад

      chokinonashes61 It would be good to see one for Cornwall.
      I'm from Somerset. The jokes in the media about the west country get old. But I love our region.

  • @ashleighr6504
    @ashleighr6504 5 лет назад +3

    What really makes me annoyed is when Americans are like “OMG I love your English accent!”

    • @andreacrumlish9976
      @andreacrumlish9976 3 года назад

      Or when they say "dO yOu WaNt To HeAr My ScOtTiSh AcCeNt?!"
      *NO! WE DON'T!* 😂😂😂

  • @helendockstader9889
    @helendockstader9889 5 лет назад +3

    I love it when people have a Scottish accent👌👌👌

  • @loganhuff4657
    @loganhuff4657 5 лет назад

    I'm planning a trip to either Glasgow or Inverness in a few years, but I've slightly fallen in love with the country. What do I need to know? Is Gaelic spoken with younger people or is it more with then older generations? I'm curious, sorry for being at idiot.

  • @Wade9wilson
    @Wade9wilson 3 года назад +1

    As Sikh, i love Scotish people living in Nova Scotia 🙏🏻
    They are really nice ❤️

  • @lostintheworld8858
    @lostintheworld8858 4 года назад +5

    This indian guy has more accent than others lol

    • @Rajamitaj
      @Rajamitaj 3 года назад

      Sounds like he’s from an area of Glasgow, where most if the Indian/Pakistani community stays. His accent is not that strong, in pronunciation or dialect, the intonation is just distinctive. In general, everybody in the video sounds middle class and quote homogeneous, which is not surprising since they are interviewing Scots who presumably work in London.