Things Not To Say To Amputees

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @maleficentjoshua3488
    @maleficentjoshua3488 4 года назад +3918

    "Did you know you're missing your leg?"
    Oh bloody hell I've lost it again

  • @georgerobins4110
    @georgerobins4110 6 лет назад +5589

    “Do you know that you’re missing a leg.”
    I mean... it’s kinda hard not to notice that my bloody leg is missing

    • @hestiathegoddess3718
      @hestiathegoddess3718 5 лет назад +196

      *oh god it's run off again!*

    • @clay9408
      @clay9408 5 лет назад +6

      Am I the only one reading this in the voice of that girl in Puss In Boots who always says “Do you know...” or “Did you know...”?
      Yeah? Okay..,

    • @Envy_May
      @Envy_May 5 лет назад +29

      TIS MERELY A FLESH WOUND

    • @shoelacy7101
      @shoelacy7101 5 лет назад +15

      Are you kidding tis but a flesh wound

    • @mgndebruyn
      @mgndebruyn 5 лет назад

      Nah I'm definitely moving my toes right now

  • @olgaordell8745
    @olgaordell8745 4 года назад +1825

    My favourite reply to the chocked WHAT HAPPENED is “i sneezed and it just shot off”

    • @cbsumm88
      @cbsumm88 4 года назад +12

      Olga haha that’s great

    • @Lotsothestrawberrybear
      @Lotsothestrawberrybear 3 года назад +5

      LMAO 😂 WHAT

    • @WriterOfMany
      @WriterOfMany 2 года назад +2

      Omg, best response, hands down, or should I say, hands off! 🤣

  • @PJWebb-rp7un
    @PJWebb-rp7un 6 лет назад +4623

    The one about the kids watering her arm is kind of cute that’s the Innocence and amazingness of children

  • @quackyig
    @quackyig 6 лет назад +3477

    “Do you know your hand is gone?”
    “what?”
    “OMG IT IS GONE AAAAAHHHHHHH!!”

    • @jesper9622
      @jesper9622 6 лет назад +2

      lmao

    • @Anonymoussss__
      @Anonymoussss__ 6 лет назад +1

      I can relate to this do well

    • @elliotouo
      @elliotouo 6 лет назад +5

      Omg it ran off. It was late a very important date

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 6 лет назад +11

      “Do you know you’re missing a leg?”
      Damn near spit out my water, that was golden

    • @gracie8332
      @gracie8332 6 лет назад

      xxKing0scarxx lamo!

  • @mcbubblegun
    @mcbubblegun 5 лет назад +1579

    "Phantom limbs aren't real!"... I mean. they're called *phantom* limbs for a reason...

    • @cambridge5770
      @cambridge5770 4 года назад +42

      phantom limbs aren’t real, they can’t hurt you

    • @samthehikingman9484
      @samthehikingman9484 4 года назад +1

      Funny as lol....

    • @everythingtv4875
      @everythingtv4875 3 года назад

      @@cambridge5770 what is it

    • @somnodaur8064
      @somnodaur8064 3 года назад

      @@cambridge5770 are you an amputee?

    • @DDOGYT
      @DDOGYT 3 года назад

      @@somnodaur8064 it's a therapist meme template lol

  • @kadishakarabulut471
    @kadishakarabulut471 6 лет назад +7649

    KIDS TRIED TO WATER HER ARM

    • @alicorntrash1262
      @alicorntrash1262 6 лет назад +532

      Its cute in a way that they're trying to help her

    • @lina_ds8873
      @lina_ds8873 6 лет назад +52

      sooo cuuute Alicorn wannabe

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 6 лет назад +91

      That’s super cute 😂❤️

    • @oliver1616
      @oliver1616 6 лет назад +138

      Children are so precious

    • @TheKayla1014
      @TheKayla1014 6 лет назад +63

      True acts of kindness. So adorable

  • @mytwentyeeonechemicalroman2401
    @mytwentyeeonechemicalroman2401 6 лет назад +1989

    ‘Dude you’re missing a hand for Christ sake’
    ‘ *oh god am i* ‘

    • @hestiathegoddess3718
      @hestiathegoddess3718 5 лет назад +30

      *oh god it's run off again!*

    • @kelly14xx
      @kelly14xx 5 лет назад +1

      this happened to me a lot. its great for my sarcasm though

  • @phoebegrace4243
    @phoebegrace4243 5 лет назад +5383

    Machine,
    looked fun.
    Hand in.
    WHOOSH!
    *Ooo gone*

    • @rahmamohamud349
      @rahmamohamud349 5 лет назад +80

      oOoOh gone

    • @cghvhh8650
      @cghvhh8650 5 лет назад +97

      Hotel? Trivago.

    • @sadem1045
      @sadem1045 5 лет назад +161

      It's so horrible to imagine that happening to anyone, ESPECIALLY a child.

    • @baileysubliminals7192
      @baileysubliminals7192 5 лет назад +34

      SLiM M
      For me its better if its a toddler.
      They won't remember it.

    • @baileysubliminals7192
      @baileysubliminals7192 5 лет назад +28

      VACCINATE YOUR KIDS ALREADY!
      Yes but your brain automatically shields itself and removes traumatic memories.
      Thats why people with severely abusive parents has so many memory losses.

  • @FosterBaba
    @FosterBaba 6 лет назад +1598

    “They tried to water it” that is absolutely perfect!!

  • @jeanabels6148
    @jeanabels6148 5 лет назад +1541

    "You thing you're having a bad day? Look at this guy."
    *YoU tHinK mY dAY iS sHIt?*

    • @beng-fy2fm
      @beng-fy2fm 4 года назад +6

      I don't want to like it but I think this is funny so i must ruin the 69

    • @alaysiamayo7488
      @alaysiamayo7488 4 года назад +6

      Okay but this actually made me cry laughing

    • @sonyahammond2834
      @sonyahammond2834 4 года назад +2

      creamy_pc u weird kid

    • @discodivas1347
      @discodivas1347 4 года назад +1

      I'm like number 600 UwU. That was satisfying

  • @sirvaleron7041
    @sirvaleron7041 4 года назад +3547

    Imagine seeing your 2 year old daughter crying with a cut off arm...

    • @notDundi
      @notDundi 4 года назад +489

      And now you have to cut off the second one so its symmetrical... That's quite sad

    • @Author.Noelle.Alexandria
      @Author.Noelle.Alexandria 4 года назад +259

      Probably more than just crying. I panic when my daughter scrapes her knee, and she's 10.

    • @beng-fy2fm
      @beng-fy2fm 4 года назад +70

      Its not the arm
      Its the fact that she stubbed her toe
      After i pushed her down the stairs

    • @abxsmal
      @abxsmal 4 года назад +37

      @@Author.Noelle.Alexandria Thats normal. Infections aint no joke

    • @Limox09
      @Limox09 4 года назад +5

      creamy_pc ok wtf?

  • @FootlessJo
    @FootlessJo 6 лет назад +1390

    As a new amputee what they said about phantom pain was so affirming to hear

    • @patriciac4245
      @patriciac4245 5 лет назад +7

      Footless Jo what happened?

    • @KainRazielMT
      @KainRazielMT 5 лет назад +50

      @@patriciac4245 Her ankle broke into pieces and didn't heal right. After years of painkillers she decided to part with it.

    • @davelydon1982
      @davelydon1982 5 лет назад +5

      Love you Footless Jo x

    • @kellyfrye9923
      @kellyfrye9923 5 лет назад +23

      I know the comment was made 8 months ago when you said you're a new amputee, but I know that eight months still isn't that long of being an amputee. I have been a below-the-knee amputee on my right side for just over a decade. And became a double-amputee just a few weeks ago on May 31st when I had my left leg amputated below the knee as well. I almost forgot what Phantom pains were like because the longer and longer you're an amputee (so ive observed from different amputees and articles on the subject ive read- but every amputee is different) the more and more of those Phantom pains dissipate. I get them in my right leg sporadically and have Neurontin to take if they get severe. Well when I have my leg amputated last month I literally thought I was dying because of the pains that were shooting through my stump. Nothing I would do or take would help. Heavy heavy narcotics, Neurontin which is a nerve medicine, muscle relaxers, they even gave me benzodiazepines just to try to calm me down from screaming in my hospital room. thankfully it only lasted the day and the day after surgery, Because by the third day I was able to at least set up in my bed and stop crying. They had me on a cocktail of meds so I I slightly remember it but was told all of these details later by my fiance. Are yours still intense or are you able to manage them.. also, if you don't mind me asking, Do you have different kinds of phantom pains like I do? most of them on my right side are merely feelings of my foot actually being there like wiggling my toes or a ditch on the bottom of my foot ET cie but then I get the shooting nerve stabbing type pains that could stabbing type pains that could bring the strongest person to tears in a quick second those are the ones that even with medication sometimes I'm unable to manage and want to know if you have the same issues?

    • @garymiller1910
      @garymiller1910 5 лет назад +6

      Footless Jo -so true! And I hate it when they say it’s psychological! It is REAL pain!

  • @savannah4439
    @savannah4439 6 лет назад +4856

    “I didn’t eat my greens” 😂😂

    • @nikk-named
      @nikk-named 6 лет назад +22

      Savannah he literally said it the second I read this xD

    • @RandomPerson-mn4lf
      @RandomPerson-mn4lf 6 лет назад +37

      ok this is sort of unrelated to the amputees, but when i was 16 i dyed my hair green, and a kid on the school bus (like, 1st grade, maybe) asked me what happened to it and i said "i ate too many vegetables" and depending on whether or not that kid thought the green hair was cool, I think that mightve been the wrong thing to say...

    • @amazingnatalie
      @amazingnatalie 6 лет назад +12

      One guy told me he lost his legs because he ate too many icees so I was scared of them for years 😂

    • @comd4609
      @comd4609 6 лет назад

      Aly Homewood same XD

    • @jameshatfield8410
      @jameshatfield8410 6 лет назад +5

      If I were an amputee that's exactly what I'd say to kids haha

  • @zackarywilburn8428
    @zackarywilburn8428 4 года назад +2043

    Do you know that your missing a leg
    Me: *looks down* no Jerry I must've misplaced it today

    • @AR-ul4iq
      @AR-ul4iq 4 года назад +20

      No Karen, I guess it fell off when I grabbed the leftover pizza this morning.

    • @manticorvus1287
      @manticorvus1287 4 года назад +6

      You’re* *the grammar Nazis must correct*

    • @c_ornato
      @c_ornato 4 года назад

      pewdiepie

    • @anitadhm_
      @anitadhm_ 4 года назад +1

      Zackary Wilburn you’re** sorry i just get triggered when people misspell you’re**

    • @Jadeigital
      @Jadeigital 4 года назад +2

      You're*

  • @sunnyunnie3225
    @sunnyunnie3225 6 лет назад +3115

    That pink arm prosthetic looks pretty stylish actually. If you have to get an aid like that, why not make it look cool. You go, girl!

    • @largepeep8710
      @largepeep8710 6 лет назад +33

      And bam another one.

    • @silkaverage
      @silkaverage 6 лет назад +143

      bet they cost an arm and a leg though....

    • @EvilAligator
      @EvilAligator 6 лет назад +36

      It's the Open Bionics Hero Arm I think, first medically approved 3D printed bionic arm! Was only released to the public last week, It's super clever

    • @thekawaiicripple
      @thekawaiicripple 6 лет назад +80

      I love it, my wheelchair is hot pink. If I have to have a disability, hell yeah I’m going to do it in style :)

    • @silkaverage
      @silkaverage 6 лет назад +14

      yes it was totally necessary, either way amputees still can live a good quality of life like able bodied ppl, if they can laugh at gallows humour, than so can you, please don't get offended........

  • @nickyoung630
    @nickyoung630 4 года назад +1375

    I accidentally said to my friend “could you give me a hand real quick” and he took of his prosthetic arm and handed it to me and we both cracked up 😆😂🤣

    • @onyxdragon349
      @onyxdragon349 4 года назад +119

      I've done this before! My friend handed me his arm and I just looked at him "that's not what I meant but sure"

    • @lordoftheeggz5258
      @lordoftheeggz5258 4 года назад +28

      Wholesomeness
      *1000*

    • @jiffycook
      @jiffycook 3 года назад +19

      Your friend has a great sense of human!

    • @bobbilynn4903
      @bobbilynn4903 3 года назад +18

      You know he so waited for that moment and took it happily 😂😂

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 3 года назад +3

      LMAOOOO

  • @mommamercy9902
    @mommamercy9902 5 лет назад +429

    I have an above knee leg amputation and when people ask me “do you need a hand?” I look them dead in the eye and say “No, but I could use a leg” and boy does it get the funniest reactions loll

    • @LBPfan18
      @LBPfan18 4 года назад +18

      I gotta start doing this 😆

    • @jiffycook
      @jiffycook 3 года назад +10

      I like your humor! 🤣🤣

    • @zooeyplayz4814
      @zooeyplayz4814 3 года назад +7

      If I was an amputee I would do that all the time

    • @teamawesome5153
      @teamawesome5153 3 года назад +6

      @@zooeyplayz4814 same😆

    • @fionamccarthy5940
      @fionamccarthy5940 Год назад

      To be honest I do that sometimes

  • @glowytrash6780
    @glowytrash6780 6 лет назад +846

    “You’re missing a hand for Christ’s sake”
    “Oh god am I?!”

    • @taylorm6797
      @taylorm6797 6 лет назад +7

      This comedian, Drew Lynch, has a severe stutter and when people ask if he knows he fucks with them. I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

  • @madcatlady
    @madcatlady 6 лет назад +4689

    they are all good looking people was the only thing that came to my mind

    • @kamillabalazsi-nagy7058
      @kamillabalazsi-nagy7058 6 лет назад +79

      madcatlady honestly the guy in gray is hot af 😂

    • @MrJamieGane
      @MrJamieGane 6 лет назад +29

      Thanks Green Tea! That's me :) Check out my facebook page facebook.com/jamieganethrower

    • @kamillabalazsi-nagy7058
      @kamillabalazsi-nagy7058 6 лет назад +5

      Jamie Gane I added you on Instagram 😂

    • @sadgod2k
      @sadgod2k 6 лет назад +9

      Same, I’d let them all top me.

    • @kamillabalazsi-nagy7058
      @kamillabalazsi-nagy7058 6 лет назад

      Hyper Autismo Guys that ist dissrespect full

  • @BigDan67
    @BigDan67 5 лет назад +663

    “do you want an eye massage?”
    “yeah why not, go for it”

  • @scorchingtea4725
    @scorchingtea4725 6 лет назад +5633

    *Things not to say to amputees who are about to perform on-stage:*
    *"bReAk A lEg!!"*

    • @sophiemarie5199
      @sophiemarie5199 6 лет назад +8

      Loll

    • @scorchingtea4725
      @scorchingtea4725 6 лет назад +2

      Entity51 True.

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 6 лет назад +13

      Entity51 it’s hella expensive, but it’s possible! 😂😂😂

    • @sallyface_cos3894
      @sallyface_cos3894 6 лет назад +1

      •Scorching Tea• oof

    • @CRYOKnox
      @CRYOKnox 6 лет назад +2

      In German its Hals und Beinbruch which translates to throat and leg break... I find ut sat that we wish people somekind if bad luck when we are trying to wish them luck... Thats weird...

  • @effeffiagonalick5078
    @effeffiagonalick5078 6 лет назад +824

    My dad accidentally asked an amputee if he needed a hand (force of habit). He’s still embarrassed about it.

    • @izzybizzy3030
      @izzybizzy3030 5 лет назад +87

      I once accidentally told a quadriplegic "I hope I don't fall and break my neck" while I was getting something off a very high ladder for them. The silence afterward was deafening.

    • @pura.bakes1
      @pura.bakes1 5 лет назад +67

      @@izzybizzy3030 i told my neighbour who is blind: ''see you'' (in my language is more like, let's both see each other), after we finished our conversation. i still cringe whenever i think of it

    • @ktkennedy7421
      @ktkennedy7421 5 лет назад +63

      I once said "you need to listen to me." To a deaf girl She laughed pretty hard, and it was a good time. We still talk about it sometumes

    • @luzuraz
      @luzuraz 5 лет назад +8

      Actually a Chicken Nugget how did she hear you 🤔

    • @ktkennedy7421
      @ktkennedy7421 5 лет назад +35

      @@luzuraz
      I signed it, obviously.

  • @katiejevons3046
    @katiejevons3046 5 лет назад +1274

    i remember when that girl lost her leg on the Smiler rollercoaster, so glad to see her on here
    (shes the girl with her hair in a bun and the choker)

  • @totallyoutofit6989
    @totallyoutofit6989 5 лет назад +466

    1:57
    They watered her hand...
    Why does that sound so... adorable?
    (Like, how the kids thought it could grow back and tried to water it)

    • @dachadoodle7146
      @dachadoodle7146 4 года назад

      It’s not adorable

    • @kaikai9849
      @kaikai9849 4 года назад +15

      @Summer Brown Its not just those children that do that. Even "normal" children do things like that. Its just because they are young and innocent

  • @ceciliagarrison9030
    @ceciliagarrison9030 6 лет назад +1272

    My mom was a substitute teacher for a long time. She was subbing in a particular class for the first time. This classroom had an old school crank pencil sharpener. One of the students raised his hand and asked if he could sharpen his pencil, my mom said yes, and that student and the boy next to him both stood up. My mom raised her eyebrow and said "I'm sorry, is this a two person activity?" The original boy raised his other arm, which was amputated just below the elbow, and said "Actually, ma'am. It kind of is." My mom just sort of froze for a second and then laughed and said "Alright, well. Quietly, then." Told me it was all she could do not to bust out laughing.

    • @thesmileshow9651
      @thesmileshow9651 6 лет назад +4

      LOL

    • @jameshatfield8410
      @jameshatfield8410 6 лет назад +28

      I'd be crying with laughter...

    • @thesmileshow9651
      @thesmileshow9651 6 лет назад +4

      honestly, same

    • @adamkun3222
      @adamkun3222 6 лет назад +30

      Why didn’t he just ask the other person to do it for him?? Lol would’ve made much more sense

    • @luciajules-russell5076
      @luciajules-russell5076 6 лет назад +47

      I just want to steal memes all day long I’d imagine that people with disabilities want to feel as productive as possible. Rather than succumbing to the disability and its limitations, they’d like to feel as much involved in normal, everyday things as possible.

  • @joansmith69
    @joansmith69 5 лет назад +2443

    I'm shipping the "Just the Stump of Us" couple so hard right now

    • @earthscorcher
      @earthscorcher 5 лет назад +170

      I came to the comments just to make sure I wasn't the only one

    • @Aurora-gz7iu
      @Aurora-gz7iu 5 лет назад +4

      Which one?

    • @LilithKohlberg
      @LilithKohlberg 5 лет назад +56

      Eike // The girl in the white t-shirt and the guy with the beard

    • @totallyoutofit6989
      @totallyoutofit6989 5 лет назад +70

      I bet they'll be best friends because they're strangers but they seem to get along cool. Can imagine them becoming best friends

    • @turtle_murtle
      @turtle_murtle 5 лет назад +8

      SSAAMMMEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @fionacgasper9202
    @fionacgasper9202 6 лет назад +861

    “Dude you’re missing a hand for chrissakes.”
    “oh God am I?”
    I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ares5836
      @ares5836 5 лет назад +2

      This episode had me DYING laughing! I think that to me this one and the body mods one are the funniest ones in the series!

  • @legion1a
    @legion1a 6 лет назад +276

    I am a double bk leg amputee.
    I can walk adequately on my prosthetic legs.
    Strangers often asked me how I lost my legs. (Elevators are the worst)
    I always lie.
    I say:
    "Shark attack" that always gets me a scared look.
    "I fell into a wood chipper" gets a horrified look.
    But my favorite one is "I contracted a Flesh Eating Bacteria"
    I'll get a "Wow" for that one.
    Then I say: "The good news is that the doctor said that in an other month, I won't be contagious anymore!"
    I have said that, and then moved up to the first spot in a supermarket checkout lane!
    Everyone else just walked away!

    • @Path0ss
      @Path0ss 5 лет назад +17

      That’s hilarious!

    • @anonuser6590
      @anonuser6590 5 лет назад +11

      My grandpa always used the wood chipper one and shark attack especially for kids. Hahaha

    • @veiaz8077
      @veiaz8077 5 лет назад +3

      I actually love that😂😂😂

    • @potatosmasher1072
      @potatosmasher1072 2 года назад +1

      @@Path0ss Is your RUclips profile banner from a game?

    • @MrDickhead47
      @MrDickhead47 2 года назад +1

      It’s none of their business. I try to embarrass these people and say stuff like. Do you also walk up to blind people and ask how they lost their vision? The people who ask me how I lost my leg, tell me I’m an inspiration, etc seem to have the the mentality of a curious 5 year old.

  • @m.t.vandersmookie1150
    @m.t.vandersmookie1150 4 года назад +439

    People: "OMG! What happened?"
    Amputees born without a limb:
    *My birth."

    • @theorangedinosaur4098
      @theorangedinosaur4098 4 года назад +48

      Arent you technically not an amputee of you never had a limb in the first place to be amputated...........?

    • @dachadoodle7146
      @dachadoodle7146 4 года назад +21

      Then you’re not an amputee.

    • @tiffany8093
      @tiffany8093 4 года назад +4

      Doge a “normal” person has all their limbs but an amputee is someone with one or more limbs missing from birth or random accident

    • @dachadoodle7146
      @dachadoodle7146 4 года назад +15

      Tiffany Campbell But if you’re born without a limb, it wasn’t amputated, so you’re just missing a limb, but not an amputee.

    • @tiffany8093
      @tiffany8093 4 года назад +2

      Dacha Doodle well when you put it that wayyyy

  • @SimonCleric
    @SimonCleric 6 лет назад +5836

    1:16 "Machine. Looks fun. Hand in. Whoosh."
    I feel so bad, but I can't stop laughing, I'm sorry xD

    • @oscarpersaud7650
      @oscarpersaud7650 6 лет назад +90

      SimonCleric it was a sausage cutter no joke

    • @somnodaur8064
      @somnodaur8064 6 лет назад +37

      Oh. Oh dear

    • @astronautis1674
      @astronautis1674 6 лет назад +191

      I feel like she'd tell you not to feel sorry. She said it as a joke.

    • @vadushka6399
      @vadushka6399 6 лет назад +132

      I can’t imagine loosing an arm at 2 years old, I feel really bad.

    • @vertighost723
      @vertighost723 6 лет назад +140

      When the kids tried watering her arm to make it grow back 😂

  • @Directionless.Sponge
    @Directionless.Sponge 6 лет назад +1864

    Seriously, why does everyone ask people how they get laid? Like what kind of a conversation is that to have in public?

    • @devononair
      @devononair 6 лет назад +26

      Agreed, and how blinkered to think like that. Not everyone is as shallow as that!

    • @SpeedyWheelzSingsOfficial
      @SpeedyWheelzSingsOfficial 6 лет назад +38

      Because they think even if the disability we have is nowhere near our genitals that something doesn't work and that makes them instantly wanna know how it does work. Its disgusting. I personally have also had people say my disability turns them on...ugh

    • @kirbybrown6926
      @kirbybrown6926 6 лет назад +2

      They don’t

    • @AurorXZ
      @AurorXZ 6 лет назад +14

      A part of me wonders if this widespread intrigue is linked to our personal insecurities-as a society we're inundated with the feeling that passion requires perfection. Personally, as a forever-single person with mild deformities, and who has agonizingly struggled with beauty ideals, I've had similar questions. With that said, I'd never ever ask a stranger or frame it in that way!

    • @orbit_gum5661
      @orbit_gum5661 6 лет назад +1

      Because all these questions are fake

  • @zerolugo4985
    @zerolugo4985 5 лет назад +166

    I was at a pool once when i was about 8 yrs old and this one girl there had a prosthetic leg (at the time i had no idea why or how ) i remember seeing it when i was under water i rose from the water and just said " your leg is so cool" i saw her face light up as she said thank you

  • @LexyLuvatic
    @LexyLuvatic 6 лет назад +363

    My father lost his leg in a motorcycle crash, and walks with a prothesis. One day when his car got repared, he took the bus and got seated in the middle area- Which where I come from is reserved for special needs people, prams/buggys and collators. An old Lady without any walking sticks/chair etc walked up to him and literally barked at him, how he dares to sit there and doesen't he know this area is not to sit around for normal people? So he lifted the prothetic leg and flipped it up in the air, turned it around 180 degrees so the foot could rest on his shoulder and told her, aye he knows so.
    He said her face after this was priceless.

    • @catalinasimon9215
      @catalinasimon9215 6 лет назад +9

      Lexy Eleven lol epic!!

    • @comelearnsomali4511
      @comelearnsomali4511 6 лет назад

      I approve this message!

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 лет назад +3

      Yep, don't do motorcycles kids.

    • @talamicastroud7151
      @talamicastroud7151 6 лет назад +23

      My aunt lost a leg the same way and used to do things like that too! Some guy wouldn't quit hitting on her at a party once so she played this mean prank on him that involved removing her prosthetic and acting like she had just lost her leg again. I don't remember the specifics, I haven't heard the story in about 20 years but it worked! lol

    • @user-le5uc3hw2d
      @user-le5uc3hw2d 6 лет назад +7

      Lexy Eleven old women on buses are so weird

  • @hannaharevalo199
    @hannaharevalo199 6 лет назад +498

    “Oh my god what happened?!”
    Well *it all started when the fire nation attacked*

  • @marx2466
    @marx2466 4 года назад +545

    “How much did that cost you? An arm and a leg?”

  • @durpddurke4633
    @durpddurke4633 6 лет назад +3733

    "Oh my god what happened?!"
    "Well let me tell you the story of a literal blade of grass, and how it was cursed......"

  • @evaatkinson1658
    @evaatkinson1658 6 лет назад +696

    The lady in the white shirt is Kate and she is an Olympic swimmer and she came to my school and told us about what happened

  • @Cobaiiin
    @Cobaiiin 5 лет назад +245

    My stepdad that's dating my mom recently lost his leg due to diabetes and he is getting a prosthetic leg, but the thing is, he has to sell his truck to do it.
    Man, I wish America wasn't so expensive of everything.

    • @pinkmonkeybird2644
      @pinkmonkeybird2644 4 года назад +11

      3-D printing is changing the costs of the more simple prosthetics, so hopefully the costs will go down. They need to do the same for wheelchairs, as an ultralight manual chair can cost $1500.00 to $10,000.00 and many insurances won’t pay the bulk of the charge.

    • @budrose8900
      @budrose8900 4 года назад +6

      Capitalism

    • @thehopeofeden597
      @thehopeofeden597 4 года назад +2

      Vote for Bernie. You’ll get free healthcare.

    • @dragonvarine7553
      @dragonvarine7553 4 года назад

      Awsamazing Eden Yeah right lmao

    • @Haxxer82
      @Haxxer82 4 года назад +3

      @@thehopeofeden597 Bernie's a maniac

  • @george8292
    @george8292 6 лет назад +2109

    *ok but why are they all so good looking*

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 6 лет назад +41

      for views

    • @ohhellno2380
      @ohhellno2380 5 лет назад +29

      jub8891
      I don’t think they chose to be good looking lmao

    • @piedepiede9327
      @piedepiede9327 5 лет назад +44

      theyre amputeese that doesnt really have anything to do with the face haha

    • @tas9079
      @tas9079 5 лет назад +2

      Not all

    • @thatartistgirl7461
      @thatartistgirl7461 5 лет назад +4

      IDK. They where born that way probably?

  • @peytonovery144
    @peytonovery144 6 лет назад +511

    1:16
    Machine + 2 years old + looks fun + hand in = SCHUF Oh gone

  • @Billboss900
    @Billboss900 5 лет назад +195

    “Did you know your missing a limb”
    “OMG WHERE DID IT GO, HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND, OH NO IM GONNA DIE, HELP ME!”

    • @karlacastillo9352
      @karlacastillo9352 4 года назад +1

      Well it happened to me twice hahaha 😅 my prosthetic was broken on the street and my foot literally flew...

  • @internationalrtg5602
    @internationalrtg5602 6 лет назад +2521

    The special needs kids watering it had me in tears

  • @rileyprince2718
    @rileyprince2718 6 лет назад +1241

    What if your getting your nails done and you only have one had one hand ? Do you pay half price? If so that's a plus.

    • @farischase4613
      @farischase4613 6 лет назад +60

      Alex Israelyan they were joking, I don’t think you needed to talk them an idiot...

    • @satan6621
      @satan6621 6 лет назад +12

      I work at a nursing home and one of the customers got her leg amputated but she still has to pay full price when she goes to the "foot person" to have her toenails cut. Only specialised people or nurses are allowed to cut their toenails due to the nails being quite thick and it's a risk you might cut their skin and a lot of people take waran.

    • @fronschka
      @fronschka 6 лет назад +7

      I have a friend and her mother is a cosmetic and she wants them to pay full prices when she washes the foot of somebody who only has one leg because she still need to use almost the same amount of product and it still takes time.
      Its not like you only have one foot and need exactly half the time and product... Plus it is still a service being performed so asking for a discount for everything is quite rude to me

    • @victormarvez9364
      @victormarvez9364 6 лет назад +6

      What about shoes? Do they pay for one or both?

    • @alexthebudgie9071
      @alexthebudgie9071 6 лет назад +9

      fronschka its a joke.

  • @carpevinum8645
    @carpevinum8645 3 года назад +24

    *Note my son is ASD/ADHD and was 5 or 6*
    There is a man in out street who has a prosthetic leg. My son asked what happened to his leg. The man responded that a shark ate it. My son responded *completely earnestly* "you should get a shark to eat the other one, then you can have two robot legs and you will be able to jump to the moon". The man took in the statement with good humour.

  • @That0Homeless0Guy
    @That0Homeless0Guy 6 лет назад +409

    I used to know a girl who would offer her elbow stump when people would offer to shake her hand or fist bump her just to make them uncomfortable. We got on so well because when I met her she offered me her stump to shake and I bumped her elbow with mine instead without even thinking. Apparently I was the first person to "get it right" as she put it. It wasn't that I bumped her elbow with mine it was that I didn't pause to consider the logistics I just reacted without hesitation and went with it.

    • @ilaydalucky1808
      @ilaydalucky1808 6 лет назад +14

      I love this so much!

    • @That0Homeless0Guy
      @That0Homeless0Guy 6 лет назад +22

      Wow I'm surprised at the positive feedback on this. Not that I expected any negative feedback that is.
      I guess it really resonated with a few people. Really I'm just that guy who hates when people call people with disabilities "special" or "special needs". Nah dude they have different or additional needs but they are just people at the end of the day. Classifying people like that just labels them "different" enough in someones mind to be uncomfortable or scary for people who don't understand their differences.

    • @deebestest100
      @deebestest100 6 лет назад +12

      That0Homeless0Guy I have a cousin who does this, he has no hands and doesn’t wear prosthetics. Every time he meets someone he says “SHAKE MY HAND!” Sticks his hands out and smiles waiting for you to shake. When you do he shakes very hard

  • @keiralowe4822
    @keiralowe4822 6 лет назад +301

    the fact that the kids watered her arm has me here crying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KitKat-tx3yl
    @KitKat-tx3yl 5 лет назад +65

    5:48 THEY HAVE TO BE FRIENDS AFTER THIS!!! Loved them two

  • @dozydoe5245
    @dozydoe5245 6 лет назад +272

    I know I shouldn't be fascinated by the metallic pink colored mechanical arm but its actually kinda cool how the fingers work.. I didn't think prosthetics were that advanced..

    • @KattLover5412
      @KattLover5412 5 лет назад +10

      There are some that exist that actually move just like real limbs. They just so expensive no one owns them lol

    • @kyleemalaguti8739
      @kyleemalaguti8739 5 лет назад +5

      It's actually really interesting, because most of the time, they open your arm and place Neuro chips into your nerves so that you can use your brain to move them!! That's why I'm just getting a cosmetic prosthetic lolol

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 Год назад

      I love prosthetics, they are such a cool application of medicine, science, mechanics etc-
      I mean, I don't need one or desire one for myself, but I do go to churches to appreciate the beauty without being religious.

  • @Dollhoarder
    @Dollhoarder 6 лет назад +835

    My biggest pet peeve is when people call anyone who is "different" physically or mentally an inspiration just for having a normal life.

    • @TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU
      @TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU 6 лет назад +102

      Sometimes it can be a tad patronising though, like when you get news stories because a kid with disabilities got a date to prom, it a) suggests that people are saints and making a sacrifice by choosing to go to prom with someone who's disabled, and b) suggests that people who are disabled can't usually manage these things on their own, and need some able-bodied saviour to take pity on them, then we should all rally around and cry happy inspiration tears because it's such a rare and special event that someone with a disabilities can feel loved, nerver mind be loved, that's asking way too much

    • @Dollhoarder
      @Dollhoarder 6 лет назад +33

      MaryJane exactly! I have autism and this is exactly what I'm talking about.

    • @RachelKatWalsh
      @RachelKatWalsh 6 лет назад +22

      amber cormeny
      i have autism too! and i totally agree, able people need to realise that life with a disability is perfectly fulfilling and wonderful and when they talk about how much of an 'inspiration' we are for simply existing, it furthers the idea that we are only there to be pitied and be held as an example of what abled people don't want to be.

    • @azelmamortlake4471
      @azelmamortlake4471 6 лет назад +7

      Thankfully, I haven't been called an 'inspiration', because I would hate it so much if that did happen. Instead, I just get a lot of people signing unintelligibly at me, and people going "Oh yeah, my grandpa has hearing aids too!"

    • @dtsotm
      @dtsotm 6 лет назад +14

      OysterHunter I think if amputees are telling you that they don't want to be called/don't feel comfortable being called an inspiration you should just listen to them and respect their wishes rather than trying to justify why you say it

  • @dominicburns4002
    @dominicburns4002 4 года назад +60

    1:54 that is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @silkaverage
    @silkaverage 6 лет назад +1618

    that prosthetic looks like it costs an arm and a leg

    • @ddg80sbby
      @ddg80sbby 6 лет назад +18

      MMOJunkie I hate you

    • @silkaverage
      @silkaverage 6 лет назад +80

      Thank you !! I'll be sure to cherish your hate and turn it into a meme or maybe a witty sarcastic reply on how I really don't care....

    • @ddg80sbby
      @ddg80sbby 6 лет назад +7

      We know you hate yourself. Relax.

    • @kelaja3439
      @kelaja3439 6 лет назад +5

      Too soon bro, too soon😥😂

    • @chigasaki06
      @chigasaki06 6 лет назад +4

      LOL!! Terrible.

  • @me6372
    @me6372 6 лет назад +326

    Do you know that you're missing a leg ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Humanity surprises me everyday !

    • @me6372
      @me6372 6 лет назад +1

      I still cant get over it ! 😂

    • @Uranium_Lover
      @Uranium_Lover 6 лет назад +4

      oops i left my leg at home again

    • @salrodriguez7052
      @salrodriguez7052 6 лет назад +1

      Crunchy Syrup that always happens to me goddamit

  • @felik.7391
    @felik.7391 4 года назад +92

    To the women with only one hand:
    „You're right handed, right?"

  • @sammydrumm
    @sammydrumm 6 лет назад +323

    Years ago when I was a cashier, I was giving change back to a customer and I placed the change in his hand. He gave a look to me, I noticed then it was a fake hand. I said I’m sorry it looked real. He laughed about it.

    • @benmcsweeney199
      @benmcsweeney199 5 лет назад +3

      69 likes

    • @youssefb3412
      @youssefb3412 5 лет назад +1

      Mexican

    • @IntergalacticSpaceKitten
      @IntergalacticSpaceKitten 4 года назад +8

      That's hilarious. Easy mistake to make though, haha you're only human. It's pretty cool how far prosthetic technology has gotten to where you can't tell off the bat that wasn't a real hand.

  • @atmidnightdearleader1882
    @atmidnightdearleader1882 5 лет назад +197

    the woman in the white shirt has a great personality

    • @atmidnightdearleader1882
      @atmidnightdearleader1882 4 года назад +9

      @@lordsmobile4692 Well I see her pants so its not a dress. there is no zipper so its not a jacket. I see no hood so its not a hoodie. So yes a shirt. Unless u want to me to call it another type of shirt. Its a shirt. Why are u getting aggressive over me calling it a shirt anyways? U got a shirt fetish or something? If u do weird but im not here to kink shame.

  • @maxhamlin636
    @maxhamlin636 5 лет назад +32

    "you're missing a hand is what im saying"
    "gOd Am I?"

  • @reettamalin1991
    @reettamalin1991 6 лет назад +633

    Can you do one with people who have a chronic illness?

    • @rosieday158
      @rosieday158 6 лет назад +8

      reetta malin yesssssssssssssss

    • @theductductgoose
      @theductductgoose 6 лет назад +4

      +

    • @rosieday158
      @rosieday158 6 лет назад +8

      Want this comment to get higher so they see

    • @rosieday158
      @rosieday158 6 лет назад +10

      Especially one for asthmatics would be good

    • @ag267
      @ag267 6 лет назад +9

      yesssssss. Nobody ever believes me till I collapse

  • @thistrackisabop578
    @thistrackisabop578 6 лет назад +96

    If anyone casually asks a stranger any of these questions then you need a class on how to talk to people

  • @calvinkraynak2066
    @calvinkraynak2066 5 лет назад +50

    Jiggles leg: “imagine that on your back”

    • @Ra1nperson
      @Ra1nperson 4 года назад +5

      African man: LET ME GIVE YOU A BACK MASSAGE

    • @BlanchestarlightUwU
      @BlanchestarlightUwU 3 года назад

      "Well, guess what?" I have a prosthetic LEG that helps me with that". 😂😂😂😂

  • @lillysmith1762
    @lillysmith1762 6 лет назад +375

    'they tried to water it' 😂😂😂

  • @jaynadoesart
    @jaynadoesart 6 лет назад +331

    Amputees need more representation in the media.
    And I’m not talking characters like pirates whose sole purpose is to have a missing hand for comic relief reasons, I’m talking actual characters whose missing lim isn’t their purpose in the show, and characters who learn to deal with the loss.
    That’s part of the reason why Hiccup from the How To Train Your Dragon series is one of my favourite cartoon characters.

    • @audreym3908
      @audreym3908 5 лет назад +6

      There's an anime show called Dororo. It's really good! One of the main character's has, let's just say, interesting/cool prosthetics. Just a warning: will need tissues close by for episodes 3, 5, 6, and 9 for now.

    • @NitroIndigo
      @NitroIndigo 5 лет назад +13

      Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.

    • @cosmic.c
      @cosmic.c 5 лет назад +5

      Shiro from Voltron Legendary defender. Safe to say he's a badass

    • @copperesny13
      @copperesny13 5 лет назад +4

      Arizona Robins from Greys Anatomy

    • @enimo9241
      @enimo9241 5 лет назад +6

      What about when Finn loses his arm in Adventure Time

  • @courtneywalsh9780
    @courtneywalsh9780 4 года назад +11

    My friend in college was a Leg Amputee, and we would play this game of “where are the weirdest places Lani can photograph her prosthetic?” She had the greatest sense of humor!!!

  • @cyancia9567
    @cyancia9567 6 лет назад +57

    ‘youre missing a hand’
    ‘oh gOd am i-?’

  • @alflurin
    @alflurin 6 лет назад +520

    About ten years back, I had a bad car crash and my knee, who wasn't really that good to start with, got fucked. It took me about 4 years to be able to walk without any support.
    Once I was going down my street and I was still using a cane and limping heavily and someone came and asked me: "Oh, did you lost your leg? Oh poor thing." and I said, "No it's just my knee who's badly damaged". That person answer was: "Oh, that's a shame!" and for many years I wandered what she meant. Was it a shame the my knee was completely kaput or that I wasn't an amputee.
    I still walk with a bit of a limp and people keep asking me if I am an amputee and afterwords are quite disappointed that I'm not. What kind of fucked up person would be glad if I was an amputee???

    • @cometspring
      @cometspring 6 лет назад +60

      pretty sure they meant its a shame u damaged ur knee

    • @ceoge4887
      @ceoge4887 6 лет назад +11

      Are you actually braindead?

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 6 лет назад +2

      Who would say thay?, a fellow amputee who just wanted to fit in somewhere :)

    • @cherubibim
      @cherubibim 6 лет назад +4

      House? No just me.....okay.

    • @alflurin
      @alflurin 6 лет назад +1

      That has been my nickname too many times.... cranky, cynical personality with a limp. :)

  • @iamsemjaza
    @iamsemjaza 5 лет назад +108

    I think I ship the girl with a missing arm and the guy with a missing leg. They have good chemistry. Remind me of just about every relationship I saw starting in a bar.

    • @rowan1413
      @rowan1413 3 года назад +2

      shipping real people is actually really creepy... i hope this was a joke

    • @collection6062
      @collection6062 3 года назад +1

      @@rowan1413 No they got on realyl well. The way his face lights up when he's talking to her or listening to her. Its amazing.

    • @rowan1413
      @rowan1413 3 года назад +2

      @@collection6062 i dont care if they got on well. shipping of real people is creepy and controlling nonetheless. what if people shipped you with someone you'd only met once cause you got along with them kinda well? i agree that it's good that they got on well but imagining and pairing other real human people with their own free wills in relationships is really creepy

    • @Fran-ku4vv
      @Fran-ku4vv 3 года назад +3

      @@rowan1413 i agree, they may be in a relationship, or may not want one or they might not be interested in the opposite gender... When people see a guy and a girl getting along and having "chemistry" they always ship them together but there can be friendships between men and women!!!!
      and it's also non of our business lol

  • @yamyampi36
    @yamyampi36 6 лет назад +277

    My brother is a amputee and he gave me 10 mins to ask anything then life goes on.

    • @trapadvisor2258
      @trapadvisor2258 6 лет назад +16

      did you ask if you could lick it

    • @yamyampi36
      @yamyampi36 6 лет назад +12

      Trap Advisor no but it takes 2 and a bit pints

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 6 лет назад +1

      yamyampi36 lol what 😂 to get the courage to lick it?

    • @yamyampi36
      @yamyampi36 6 лет назад +3

      Sssophie never that drunk

    • @nervclax7458
      @nervclax7458 6 лет назад

      What did you do to him and why aren't you in prison?

  • @b8429
    @b8429 6 лет назад +174

    “Would it fit” IM LITERALLY SCREAMING

    • @LeonVonDai
      @LeonVonDai 6 лет назад +2

      Bailey Oh, you sure would be. 🐎🐚

  • @-rassleberrycherreh-455
    @-rassleberrycherreh-455 5 лет назад +35

    “Machine, looks fun, hand in, *W h o o s h* “

  • @ailenr.7407
    @ailenr.7407 6 лет назад +203

    The guy with the grey shirt talking to the girl in the lacey shirt is so attractive! lol

    • @cheer4syd3
      @cheer4syd3 6 лет назад +15

      Ailen R. I want them to date 😂 they have good connection

    • @ailenr.7407
      @ailenr.7407 6 лет назад

      @@cheer4syd3 they do ❤️

    • @MrJamieGane
      @MrJamieGane 6 лет назад

      @@cheer4syd3 Thank you! My instgram is @jamieganeadaptiveathlete

    • @MrJamieGane
      @MrJamieGane 6 лет назад

      @@ailenr.7407 Thank you! My instgram is @jamieganeadaptiveathlete :D

    • @phei3xoloxi3pher97
      @phei3xoloxi3pher97 5 лет назад +1

      The girl is attractive asf in white

  • @yellowtrash_l9270
    @yellowtrash_l9270 6 лет назад +293

    That guy and that girl seem cute together..! 😳

  • @eliseheartless4636
    @eliseheartless4636 5 лет назад +14

    Person: "Hey... your arm is missing"
    Me: "Oh, thanks. Didn’t notice that for 14 years... and hey, you are missing something too..."
    Person: "What?"
    Me: "Your brain..."

    • @elioh8254
      @elioh8254 4 года назад

      I am? I didnt notice my whole life.

  • @meRguitarLUVR
    @meRguitarLUVR 6 лет назад +52

    "oh you think you're having a bad day?? Look at this guy!" I died laughing

  • @undisclosedsteve6361
    @undisclosedsteve6361 6 лет назад +450

    I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

    • @iamgod5187
      @iamgod5187 6 лет назад +91

      Wait, isn't that from SpongeBob

    • @Sakginz
      @Sakginz 6 лет назад +7

      @@iamgod5187 lmao is it?😂😂😂

    • @Sakginz
      @Sakginz 6 лет назад +7

      Ohhh i came back and isnt that in the documnentary of like this indian girl who's 18 and like the most oldest child lol

    • @cerezas_
      @cerezas_ 6 лет назад +11

      Sara.the.worst it’s a quote from spongebob so take a joke jesus

    • @cerezas_
      @cerezas_ 6 лет назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/ko0J8Ft_bxg/видео.html

  • @sophiewarden3018
    @sophiewarden3018 5 лет назад +4

    I love these series, I seriously feel like I’m learning. I’ve got social anxiety so knowing what’s acceptable and what’s not makes things calmer in my head and better for the people I’m talking to!

  • @MsRose11
    @MsRose11 6 лет назад +414

    “Just the stump of us” LOL 😂 that’s great

    • @staceyhutton9
      @staceyhutton9 6 лет назад +22

      MsRose these guys definitely had chemistry. It was super cute.

    • @lnfreeman
      @lnfreeman 6 лет назад +7

      I ship it

  • @So18Nja
    @So18Nja 6 лет назад +869

    I’d love if it had captions.

    • @juliacaceres733
      @juliacaceres733 6 лет назад +5

      Sonia Wysocka Same

    • @twweety9
      @twweety9 6 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @juliacaceres733
      @juliacaceres733 6 лет назад +141

      dumb weeb Because some people can be deaf or for example, my situation is that English isn't my first language, and I would understand everything better if there were subtitles.

    • @NatalieClabo
      @NatalieClabo 6 лет назад +29

      Would you both like me to make you captions? :)

    • @juliacaceres733
      @juliacaceres733 6 лет назад +3

      Natalie Clabo Yes please :)

  • @jargonellie6630
    @jargonellie6630 5 лет назад +11

    Really relate to this. My mate told his little boy I ‘lost my hand’ the child (4 year old) hunted for it under sofa cushions, in the toy box, all over. So cute. Phantom pain is real as are embarrassing sexual questions and devotees.

  • @lydiagonzales41
    @lydiagonzales41 6 лет назад +232

    My mom has one leg and oml the jokes she makes about it make me feel like I'm going to hell for laughing. Like she hates it sometimes, but she also makes the best of it

    • @pessimisticbadger9361
      @pessimisticbadger9361 5 лет назад +10

      Hey mom, can you get me a drink?
      Her: Youre not missing a leg are you?
      Is that a joke shed make?

    • @srshhhshshsh5190
      @srshhhshshsh5190 5 лет назад +8

      My uncle has an amputated leg and he does that too. Like he'd say that he's gonna dress as a pirate for Halloween and make his prosthetic look like a peg leg. He's in Paris representing Malta (our county) for the qualifications for the Tokyo 2020 Paralympics.

    • @Rio-chii
      @Rio-chii 5 лет назад +2

      @@srshhhshshsh5190 Good luck for your uncle! ☺

    • @srshhhshshsh5190
      @srshhhshshsh5190 5 лет назад +1

      @@Rio-chii Thanks!!

  • @bailey125
    @bailey125 6 лет назад +252

    The thing about saying "Do you need a hand?" is that it's a common saying. A gesture to ask if someone needs help. Yes it's awkward because saying it to an amputee has another unintended rude meaning, but someone might just say it out of habit or being kind and for an amputee to get annoyed or angry is kind of quick to judgement.

    • @aim-to-misbehave5674
      @aim-to-misbehave5674 6 лет назад +47

      I don't think they're saying they get annoyed when people say it out of habit - but I do know that it's a common "joke" to make to upper-limb amputees, and they probably hear it a dozen times a day and get sick of it.

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 6 лет назад +11

      I say, “Need a hand?” out of habit, and if I accidentally said that to an amputee without a hand, I would die on the spot.

    • @gabiip
      @gabiip 6 лет назад +5

      baileyboy125 well one of the people in the video said if someone said it to them intentionally he’d be pissed but not if someone didn’t know that he was an amputee

  • @pikalop
    @pikalop 4 года назад +16

    Perfect thing to say to the girl:
    “You know, I wasn’t sure about you at first. But, I think you’re all right.” :)

    • @FoxSickness
      @FoxSickness 4 года назад +2

      Pikalop if you say that she ain’t talking to you ever again 💀

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 6 лет назад +47

    Had a German friend whom I practice German with. He lost his hand. I asked him where his cell was. "Wo ist dein handy?"
    He said, in English, "gone"...
    Moral of the story, amputees won't be dicks if an unintentional pun slips out
    (To be fair though I walked into that one XD)

  • @nessalsaa
    @nessalsaa 5 лет назад +737

    *next up..*
    *things blind people are tired of seeing*

    • @rgsmith2034
      @rgsmith2034 5 лет назад +53

      ѕмσl ρσтαтσ then, things deaf people are tired of hearing

    • @murdochwong3346
      @murdochwong3346 5 лет назад +39

      rg smith things mute people are tired of having to say

    • @MachineGunKali
      @MachineGunKali 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Slothsincloth
      @Slothsincloth 4 года назад

      Ooooooooh

    • @CrystaICupid
      @CrystaICupid 4 года назад +11

      Then, things dead people are over being alive for

  • @teelesynclair5902
    @teelesynclair5902 4 года назад +3

    my fiance used to work in a company which built prosthetics, he worked on the electronic aspects of them, his friend was originally trained to make shoes but worked here too. It was very interesting to see just how complex prosthetics were and all the cool customisable designs you could incorporate into your prosthetic

  • @Staypuffxo
    @Staypuffxo 6 лет назад +10

    My ex was an amputee and she actually encouraged people who stared to ask questions and get a closer look; kids and adults. She wanted to raise awareness and she was such a good sport about the whole thing.

  • @sneepsnorp1404
    @sneepsnorp1404 6 лет назад +68

    People always ask to use my wheelchair or my body braces so I know how frustrating it can be.
    *um no this costs as much as your car and I need these things to get around*

    • @bleedingflower6078
      @bleedingflower6078 6 лет назад +3

      Taiga Aisaka I don't even get why. When you have working legs then use them you should tell them that if you don't already. Anyways have a nice day

    • @LattePunch
      @LattePunch 6 лет назад +8

      That is just all kinds of stupid. Where do they expect you to just randomly sit if you don't have your chair? Just hover mid air till their done almost breaking the thing?

    • @matt-c7541
      @matt-c7541 6 лет назад

      +Latte Punch cyborg ting

  • @jackhogan6630
    @jackhogan6630 5 лет назад +117

    I paused at 4:23 and It looks like she's shoved her whole arm into his head, can't stop laughing 😂

    • @Blueberry-eo7qv
      @Blueberry-eo7qv 5 лет назад +4

      Jack Hogan
      Is it bad that I think it looks like she has a giant thumb when she did that?

    • @jackhogan6630
      @jackhogan6630 5 лет назад +1

      @@Blueberry-eo7qv I can't unsee that now 😂

    • @Blueberry-eo7qv
      @Blueberry-eo7qv 5 лет назад

      Jack Hogan 😂

  • @Unknown-ej9ph
    @Unknown-ej9ph 6 лет назад +419

    I SHIP THE GIRL IN THE WHITE TOP AND THE MAN NEXT TO HIM

    • @shrigga4517
      @shrigga4517 6 лет назад +52

      Unknown “I ship the girl in the white top and the man next to HIM” you mean next to HER

    • @enquvist
      @enquvist 6 лет назад +4

      What does "shop" mean, it makes no more sense than "ship", ??

    • @shrigga4517
      @shrigga4517 6 лет назад +4

      Cade Buchanan shit I meant to say ship read the comment again and use ya common sense

    • @enquvist
      @enquvist 6 лет назад +2

      what the hell is to "ship" someone? What common sense the phrase makes no sense - is it teen speak or something?

    • @enquvist
      @enquvist 6 лет назад +1

      What does it mean when its shipped?
      Your package is moving within the UPS network and is going to be delivered on the scheduled delivery date. A package can remain in this status until delivery. Packages moving long distances are often not scanned again between origin and destination. ... UPS cannot schedule a specific delivery time within that window.

  • @lillyelam5521
    @lillyelam5521 6 лет назад +594

    Why in heck does this video not have captions! This channel makes videos with deaf people for goodness sakes! Ridiculous!

    • @Sakginz
      @Sakginz 6 лет назад +9

      Wt? Are u deaf?

    • @Alisha-yz6nd
      @Alisha-yz6nd 6 лет назад +2

      Probably.

    • @thefrenchwaterfountain4900
      @thefrenchwaterfountain4900 6 лет назад +1

      Ummm...

    • @resveries_
      @resveries_ 6 лет назад +31

      Ikr?? I was shocked that there aren't any captions available on this vid

    • @anonymousnug_
      @anonymousnug_ 6 лет назад +7

      EXACTLY!! Like, I have a friend who captions some other peoples videos but like, they're are all about things to do and say and not to say.. but they cant even bother to caption their videos for the deaf and hard of hearing!! Also have a nice day.

  • @zazzle777i
    @zazzle777i 5 лет назад +14

    Teacher: make sure both your feet are on the floor
    Kid with only 1 foot: "looks down" awwww man

  • @Michelle-go5nv
    @Michelle-go5nv 6 лет назад +13

    "You saying my days shit?" Omg I can't stop laughing. I can't believe they actually have to deal with these questions. Love the sense of humor

  • @pqlasmdhryeiw8
    @pqlasmdhryeiw8 6 лет назад +30

    Things not to say to: lorry drivers, cleaners, Roma, asexual people, multilinguals, dentists, Morris dancers, witches and pagans, nurses, hairdressers, chip shop and kebab shop workers, factory workers, people with PTSD, nuns and monks, polyamorous people, binmen.

    • @okaymea
      @okaymea 6 лет назад

      They've done PTSD

    • @findon2467
      @findon2467 6 лет назад

      These are all great ideas

  • @funky_student4748
    @funky_student4748 4 года назад +19

    Don't say "I guess you can skip leg day!" to people with no legs.

  • @brodypenn
    @brodypenn 6 лет назад +39

    1:20 OMG THAT’S THE SMILER ROLLER COASTER ACCIDENT SURVIVER ONE SECOND I’M GOING LOOK UP HER NAME!!!
    VICKY BALCH!!!!!

    • @itsmints
      @itsmints 6 лет назад +1

      i noticed too hahah, i was like i bet it's her

    • @nicogray7113
      @nicogray7113 6 лет назад +1

      I thought so too I was like: wait.. no.. ohhhh it isss

  • @0mnicorn
    @0mnicorn 6 лет назад +29

    I know a person at my school that doesn't have an arm and he's.. not inspirational? I'm fact, he's kind of a jerk.

    • @xunox9304
      @xunox9304 6 лет назад +1

      kk

    • @Helvetica09
      @Helvetica09 6 лет назад +19

      missing limbs won't make you magically a nice person...

  • @patrickbatemanstoenail8611
    @patrickbatemanstoenail8611 4 года назад +13

    Imagine one of them was, "Are you left handed or right handed?"

  • @Mehk
    @Mehk 6 лет назад +15

    “Just the stump of us”
    Lol I’d so buy that remix! 😂

  • @itsamykew5241
    @itsamykew5241 6 лет назад +59

    Can you do a full video on phantom pain? That was so interesting to hear about

  • @angelofsoulzyt
    @angelofsoulzyt 5 лет назад +7

    I was in rehab after having to have both legs amputated and every time they mentioned safety precautions pertaining to feet I laughed. The ladies didn’t know what to do with me.

  • @lol-uz4bu
    @lol-uz4bu 6 лет назад +207

    *wHy ArE yOu RuNnInG???*

    • @refugiorico5606
      @refugiorico5606 6 лет назад +8

      *hOw ArE yOu RuNnInG???*

    • @BabyG_R
      @BabyG_R 6 лет назад

      WHY YOU COMING FAST😠😠

    • @jas4568
      @jas4568 6 лет назад +1

      @@BabyG_R welp, that sounds right.