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  • @thebeanman8204
    @thebeanman8204 4 года назад +4341

    I’m Scottish and I can’t even do the “My wee brother is another breed of spastic” as deep as George did

  • @Onio_Saiyan
    @Onio_Saiyan 6 лет назад +5480

    his dad's voice sounds like one of those ww2 radio announcers when he tries the scottish accent.

    • @rlyrosy
      @rlyrosy 6 лет назад +45

      he sounded Asian lmao

    • @pmolqrcd3370
      @pmolqrcd3370 5 лет назад +232

      “And here we have the mighty Lancaster bomber, in just a few hours, it will be flying over the hostile airspace of western Germany”

    • @leontrotsky9268
      @leontrotsky9268 4 года назад +3

      PMOL QRCD they sowed the wind and they shall reap the whirlwind

    • @tucolalo8251
      @tucolalo8251 Год назад

      @@leontrotsky9268 They reaped the whirlwind for their murder with great grand daughters being gr0ómed by "South Asians"

  • @luxo5797
    @luxo5797 6 лет назад +4953

    *Y E R A P E A N P H E A S A N T*

    • @lauramolinaaguilera3125
      @lauramolinaaguilera3125 5 лет назад +166

      A F O O K O F F

    • @Lolo50000
      @Lolo50000 5 лет назад +158

      P L O O M P A S A P A R T R I D G E

    • @bajula4444
      @bajula4444 5 лет назад +85

      *M E R D E R O U S B A S T A H D S*

    • @deimos2278
      @deimos2278 5 лет назад +104

      A R E W E R U N N I N G F R O M T H E E N G L I S H A G A I N L A S S

    • @finndahuman57
      @finndahuman57 5 лет назад +11

      I didnt know i was a Pea and a Pheasant

  • @yellobanana6456
    @yellobanana6456 3 года назад +768

    "The family ham"
    The Hamily, if you will.

    • @virgin148
      @virgin148 3 года назад +65

      The fam, if you feel obligated

    • @reinburhythm3215
      @reinburhythm3215 2 года назад +13

      The Hamdom, if you insist.

    • @madelynforrester1799
      @madelynforrester1799 2 года назад +5

      Hame pronounced hayme as in home

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker Год назад

      @@madelynforrester1799 They know that. lol They're talking about the family ham tweet, not the home one. lol

    • @madelynforrester1799
      @madelynforrester1799 Год назад

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker sorry I dont get jokes much

  • @smrzolin3064
    @smrzolin3064 4 года назад +5433

    Fun fact: my roommate Is Scottish And when he Heard that, he shouted: tha fock Is dat accent!

    • @epicsheep6658
      @epicsheep6658 4 года назад +376

      Did you spat irn bru at him

    • @ΡαφαήλΣαλιάρης-ν5ω
      @ΡαφαήλΣαλιάρης-ν5ω 4 года назад +178

      Tell yer roommate to dat Dem are newt legit Scott's a good Scott would sound engrier yer have a goot daeh

    • @kilroy7506
      @kilroy7506 4 года назад +118

      Ραφαήλ Σαλιάρης gony be honest pal, ave no git a fucken clue wit you just said

    • @ΡαφαήλΣαλιάρης-ν5ω
      @ΡαφαήλΣαλιάρης-ν5ω 4 года назад +75

      @@kilroy7506 yea like I've got a clue what I just sayed

    • @ShoMinazuki
      @ShoMinazuki 4 года назад +21

      Brody McQueen I ken, guys talkin like jabba the hutt

  • @fuzzzbuzzz4208
    @fuzzzbuzzz4208 5 лет назад +2510

    I am offended that you didn’t put in any bagpipes.
    This is a disrespect to my culture.
    Jack get on the pipes mate

    • @GoAway3729
      @GoAway3729 5 лет назад +52

      Am no jack but I’ll get on the pipes for ye lad

    • @Zecolarii
      @Zecolarii 4 года назад +20

      Human Pain Oi where da fook dem bagpipes at lad?

    • @berzerkisnotaqt1250
      @berzerkisnotaqt1250 4 года назад +1

      Dolphin chad *aint

    • @NeonTheNerd
      @NeonTheNerd 4 года назад +12

      @@GoAway3729 Still waitin on them feckin bagpipes, mate!

    • @GoAway3729
      @GoAway3729 4 года назад +14

      *bagpipe noises*

  • @yuzurusbiggestfan4927
    @yuzurusbiggestfan4927 6 лет назад +807

    4:18 my favourite one so far into the video. I'm actually crying.

  • @fulcrum2951
    @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +10036

    Ahh scottish people, they don't just speak scottish but type scottish too

    • @johnnydaves5132
      @johnnydaves5132 5 лет назад +330

      Spacey oi come up oor wie an will fook ye up good an proper we will

    • @namaenamae1
      @namaenamae1 5 лет назад +170

      @Spacey yew shud raat ar langij. Fuk yankee basturds wut ain't raat suhthrn.

    • @namaenamae1
      @namaenamae1 5 лет назад +355

      @@doubtfulguest5450 Scottish, or better yet, Scots, isn't "bad English." It's a separate language which evolved separately from the English of England during the Middle English period. It maintained more of English's original Germanic vocabulary, and thus, if you're comparing their language with "English," Scots maintained more native "English" parts while the English of England became a linguistic bastard due to the Norman invasion. However, much of Scots has been consumed by English because of England's political dominance of Scotland, leaving most Scots speaking "Scottish English," which maintains much of Scots' phonology (sound system) as well as some of the vocabulary, without enough Scots features to still be considered Scots.

    • @doubtfulguest5450
      @doubtfulguest5450 5 лет назад +7

      @@namaenamae1 Aye an nuna dae cunts spaek scots. They just speak bad English.
      I wasn't doubting the existence of Gaelic languages. I was just saying that the Scottish speak English.

    • @namaenamae1
      @namaenamae1 5 лет назад +158

      @@doubtfulguest5450 Mate, Scots isn't a Gaelic language. If anything, it's Anglic, derived from Middle English. Gaelic is Celtic, which is a completely different branch of the Indo-European language family.

  • @TheOfficialCzex
    @TheOfficialCzex 6 лет назад +2677

    *OI! YOU'VE GOT TB, MATE.*

  • @THELIVINGSEB
    @THELIVINGSEB 6 лет назад +2110

    What a fantastic comeback

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 6 лет назад +2

      Sebby Get this is the best day ever

    • @five5105
      @five5105 6 лет назад +3

      What a fantastic profile picture

    • @stalebroadcast4719
      @stalebroadcast4719 6 лет назад

      Sebby Get yes

    • @ElGoorg
      @ElGoorg 6 лет назад

      1.1k likes with 3 (4 now) comments...

    • @misterfister5810
      @misterfister5810 6 лет назад

      I think I seen you in a gorillaz video.

  • @arg8176
    @arg8176 6 лет назад +502

    Love how David's dad's color is just a darker shade of green lmao I'm not even sure what I expected

  • @lankyboi2521
    @lankyboi2521 5 лет назад +2801

    swedish scotsman be like
    *_spjästegk_*

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 4 года назад +27

      @Rasa Khosrofar im german,and i can athest that this is in no way shape or form a good idea,
      glaub mir,die welt würde untergehen

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 4 года назад +15

      @Rasa Khosrofar okay,maybe youre right,but if i really tried Australian accent,
      There would be some Australian guy digging his way from his down to my up,in search of his "mate",
      So i better not attempt to speak that accent,
      It may be a mating call,
      Resulting in the world beeing destroyed by Australian people digging thru earth and weakening its structure, only to crumble in the silence of space,
      With the occasional outback dick flying about in space where earth once where,
      Now,you wouldnt want that,would you?!

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 года назад +8

      You need to stop before you summon an Elder God

    • @aramkaizer7903
      @aramkaizer7903 4 года назад +1

      Spästek

    • @idiotgoddess2114
      @idiotgoddess2114 3 года назад +3

      *I am pretty sure the Swedish speak in animal crossing...*

  • @Ava-pp1to
    @Ava-pp1to 6 лет назад +1443

    *B A G P I P E S I N T E N S I F I E S*

  • @Kacs_ky
    @Kacs_ky 6 лет назад +528

    You got the old TB mate

    • @DyingIinyourarms
      @DyingIinyourarms 6 лет назад +2

      Yee've gawt the auld Tee Bee lawd

    • @Derinma
      @Derinma 6 лет назад +1

      Daniel Gable wee little bit o tb there lad

  • @stevenl9395
    @stevenl9395 6 лет назад +2074

    “Do you know how a microphone works?”
    “I talk into it”
    “Yeah”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @snazzyyoghurt4182
    @snazzyyoghurt4182 3 года назад +1195

    as a german, scottish sounds to me like a drunk german person trying to speak english and it never fails to make me laugh

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 2 года назад +56

      That's literally what it is

    • @Scrumpy358
      @Scrumpy358 2 года назад +21

      Wel aye it is pal

    • @roga5326
      @roga5326 Год назад +10

      Are you sure you don't mean Schwitzerdütsch?

    • @Violet74007
      @Violet74007 Год назад +1

      I never thought of that lolll

    • @elliottdavie
      @elliottdavie Год назад +10

      As a scotsman hea's learnin German a' think i' sounds like a drunk hamster. Nae offence mate

  • @WarDragon72345
    @WarDragon72345 6 лет назад +1461

    Bring back David's dad.

    • @TeaSquiffy2
      @TeaSquiffy2 6 лет назад +23

      PLEASE BRING HIM BAAAAACK.

    • @DownWithDC
      @DownWithDC 6 лет назад +4

      WarDragon72345 ikr

    • @dp6593
      @dp6593 6 лет назад +45

      Get Mostyn up in here

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 6 лет назад +7

      Gotta make him a regular, seems a standup guy.

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 6 лет назад +12

      Get Mostyn up in 'ere*

  • @johnwood7603
    @johnwood7603 6 лет назад +5121

    *E A T K I L T*

    • @sethrothz
      @sethrothz 6 лет назад +91

      NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE this should be pinned

    • @nunyabiznasty8914
      @nunyabiznasty8914 6 лет назад +31

      @Mr Teepawt That's ridiculous. Everybody knows that Haggis is completely impossible to put in your mouth, much less keep it there for more than 3 microseconds.

    • @teancrumpets5685
      @teancrumpets5685 6 лет назад +33

      Nah ya gotta do it like this:
      *E A T K I L T*

    • @boreragnarok4522
      @boreragnarok4522 6 лет назад +8

      NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE Tha Fockin Spastic Sampson Cunts M A T E

    • @chloebriggs6064
      @chloebriggs6064 6 лет назад +3

      E A T K E L T

  • @sir.bantalot5854
    @sir.bantalot5854 6 лет назад +2099

    "armchari doctors"

    • @doinkstr
      @doinkstr 6 лет назад +181

      from Armcharistan

    • @mrskitkats
      @mrskitkats 6 лет назад +64

      Sir.Bantalot it’s a joke because he misspelled chair in another video as well and everyone pointed out. Can’t remember which tho

    • @user-wm1em1rg4p
      @user-wm1em1rg4p 6 лет назад +21

      what are you some kind of armchair typist? some type of armchair content editor huh?

    • @sir.bantalot5854
      @sir.bantalot5854 6 лет назад +10

      hermestrism3gistus No, I'm an armchari typist

    • @imAwareOfYourAddress
      @imAwareOfYourAddress 6 лет назад +1

      Sir.Bantalot We're both zoomed in on the faces of two special daddies

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +646

    David's dad is my new favorite member of Soothouse

    • @jacintovski
      @jacintovski 4 года назад +28

      *GO ON ARDINGLY*

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 года назад +19

      A healthy serving of Mostyn

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 3 года назад +17

      _the dark green text man_

    • @Ghoosteny
      @Ghoosteny 2 года назад +8

      Mostyn the man the myth the meme

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 лет назад +586

    They say scotsfolk can reach a pitch only bats and other Scots can hear

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 лет назад +1

      Ernő Bakk ha ha!

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 6 лет назад +4

      And dogs. Never forget the dogs that will start howling.

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 лет назад +1

      thgritic102 never forget the dogs

    • @markyoung4435
      @markyoung4435 6 лет назад +20

      Madeleine Swann he's not even lying Scottish people genuinely can't understand other Scottish people some time

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 лет назад +6

      Mark Young I can believe it. There's a lady at work who I've never been able to understand and it's been too long now for me to tell her

  • @thelastshadowpigz
    @thelastshadowpigz 6 лет назад +215

    I have been an Armchair MD for about 20 years now with a lot of experience. What you described with your kidney issues is not uncommon with the patients whom I have seen. What I suggest is that you go to the Pharmacy. Go to the counter and request some..leather-bound books.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +8

      Armchair MD...so, a radiologist?

  • @tsuhiiro2119
    @tsuhiiro2119 6 лет назад +854

    Ham that is passed through generations huh? So are they Ham-me-downs

    • @LaVidaHermosa
      @LaVidaHermosa 6 лет назад +25

      Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa

    • @canvacat
      @canvacat 6 лет назад +52

      It's actually a family hamloom

    • @katie2940
      @katie2940 6 лет назад +1

      FEDUM-TISH

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 6 лет назад +5

      This is the cause of my depression

    • @dingo3905
      @dingo3905 6 лет назад +3

      I want to die now

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 5 лет назад +423

    With the Scottish Pokemon region you are obligated to do this again. There are so many Scottish Pokemon memes

    • @idiotgoddess2114
      @idiotgoddess2114 3 года назад +6

      Well, UK based with scottish elements...
      *And the ability to make your pet sheep giant*

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 лет назад +5812

    As an American i don't understand half of this but i am laughing so something good is happening

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 6 лет назад +19

      Jabroney same🤣

    • @TheMike0088
      @TheMike0088 6 лет назад +233

      come on man, english ain't my native language and I can understand all of them except maybe 1 or 2. step up your game my dude.

    • @miifus1078
      @miifus1078 6 лет назад +41

      TheMike0088 cool

    • @jordanhope7180
      @jordanhope7180 6 лет назад +231

      Jabroney
      As somebody who IS Scottish, trust me, I didn't understand a few of them either, lmao.

    • @SpanishDuck
      @SpanishDuck 6 лет назад +32

      Mate it ain't that fucking hard

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 6 лет назад +8743

    *MY WEE BROTHER IS ANOTHER BREED OF SPASTIC*

    • @whyamihere3481
      @whyamihere3481 6 лет назад +205

      Where are ye I have yer phone
      Hahahah aww fuck

    • @mysticflower7727
      @mysticflower7727 6 лет назад +44

      De ye even have a wee brother mate

    • @croconyle
      @croconyle 5 лет назад +63

      hE FUCKING WENT FULL-ON FAT BASTARD FOR THAT AND I’M FUCKING ROLLING

    • @MrEyes-xh4bb
      @MrEyes-xh4bb 5 лет назад +63

      *MAI WEE BRUTHAR IS ANOOTHAR BREEED OF*
      *_SPA A A A H ST A C K_*

    • @mikewazowski471
      @mikewazowski471 5 лет назад +10

      "That's fat bastard"

  • @MikroAnimations
    @MikroAnimations 6 лет назад +954

    The entire but of 4:18 has me completely doubled over

    • @yuzurusbiggestfan4927
      @yuzurusbiggestfan4927 6 лет назад +13

      TheOrigGearhead same 😂😂

    • @davidd.6448
      @davidd.6448 6 лет назад +24

      That is legit the funniest thing I've heard all year

    • @rezolutionist7715
      @rezolutionist7715 6 лет назад

      Who was reading that?

    • @wynweeardo0593
      @wynweeardo0593 6 лет назад

      SAME!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

    • @-stock-
      @-stock- 5 лет назад +25

      heres the text if you wanna spam it everywhere when you want:
      I'm amazed by people who lose weight w
      exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc
      my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So
      it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English
      again, lass? Dinnae you worry: we'll keep ye
      plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous
      bastards!"

  • @aeronautisch
    @aeronautisch 6 лет назад +449

    3:28 whoever laughed there sounded like a fookin chicken

  • @beingsactual
    @beingsactual 6 лет назад +272

    _"The Family Ham?"_
    *THE FAM HAM*

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 6 лет назад +491

    6:40
    Gotta love those Armchari doctors
    ... For real though, they said you should see a GP ASAP, you should go in right away. If you wait it could actually be really bad if you wait. Like for real.
    PLEASE take this seriously and get it checked out.

    • @GodnezZz1337
      @GodnezZz1337 6 лет назад +12

      McBehrer you got tb m8 😂

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 6 лет назад +19

      Gojko Nezic yeah yeah he probably got tb
      Jokes aside though, I don't like being unsure. I really hope George gets it looked at.

    • @Godzilla-se8in
      @Godzilla-se8in 6 лет назад +40

      Anyone that is aware of their kidney painfully acting up and avoids seeking medical attention immediately is a fucking dumbass. Like, do you know how the human body works? At all?
      My father had appendecitis once and did the same damn thing. When he literally couldn't move without hissing in pain, that's when he finally went to a hospital. They said if he'd waited another day, he would be fucking buried right now. The idiot.
      DON'T FUCKING WAIT TO GET CHECKED FOR SOMETHING LIKE ORGAN FAILURE. THIS SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING. HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN STUPID?

    • @melonwozard
      @melonwozard 6 лет назад +20

      Godzilla | In America it usually costs a lot of money just to visit a doctor for a checkup and then even more money to have something done if anything is wrong. That alone is enough of a deterrent for some people.

    • @RingoYote
      @RingoYote 6 лет назад +15

      zostera hes in the UK..they have government-funded healthcare

  • @drago1514
    @drago1514 6 лет назад +466

    i can't tell what's a spelling error or what's just the accent

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 6 лет назад +50

      Aye, mae, We goh the Armchari Doctors in Scotland. Runnin arun diagnosin yer armchari with staph

    • @Brynwyn123
      @Brynwyn123 6 лет назад +19

      Scots is a dialect/seperate language.

    • @Supertimegamingify
      @Supertimegamingify 6 лет назад +7

      Aye, but armchari isnae a word mon. They just cannae spell.

    • @joshuareeve9508
      @joshuareeve9508 6 лет назад

      Both

    • @p4rk756
      @p4rk756 6 лет назад

      woosh

  • @CuteSkyler
    @CuteSkyler 5 лет назад +610

    I'd love to have a scottish boyfriend.
    everytime when I'm sad, he just needs to talk to make me cry of laughter.

    • @eoghanhoban2557
      @eoghanhoban2557 5 лет назад +67

      I am here at your service Scot born and raised the perfect mix of class and fucking peasantry can enjoy a good scotch but also can frequently make any non Scottish people piss themselves at 2am on a rough night out in Dundee

    • @alexhayden701
      @alexhayden701 4 года назад +16

      Eoghan Hoban Dundee is full a people who kid on there fae Glasgow on holiday

    • @bonnerin0
      @bonnerin0 2 года назад +7

      Hi, Scottish boyfriend haver here- can confirm his accent is the greatest thing to ever bless this earth.

    • @tucolalo8251
      @tucolalo8251 Год назад +2

      When really he'll be the reason you'll be sad. And you will pee yourself in fear when he gets angry.

    • @RedBoko2017
      @RedBoko2017 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@bonnerin0 Bonnerin0, professional scottish boyfriend haver

  • @222o-u3t
    @222o-u3t 6 лет назад +239

    *_e a t k i l t_*

  • @stevenl9395
    @stevenl9395 6 лет назад +535

    David’s father is exactly the way I imagined him xD

    • @steller7515
      @steller7515 6 лет назад +25

      How many comments do ye need to post?

    • @hunterbuscus3000
      @hunterbuscus3000 6 лет назад +1

      Steller I thought it was just me seeing this shit

    • @geraltofrivia323
      @geraltofrivia323 6 лет назад +4

      is it me or did his Scottish accent attempt sound like a Nord from Skyrim?

    • @retronax4346
      @retronax4346 6 лет назад

      He's dark green yeah

  • @marissadefino9038
    @marissadefino9038 5 лет назад +225

    Bruh 4:18 is my cousin completely from Connecticut and not at all Scottish just making fun of her background and I busted out laughing at the sight of her twitter handle in this video

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 4 года назад +23

      Dang if that's true then it's the funniest shit ever

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 3 года назад +9

      they just saw "Dinnae" and immediately went "Yep she's Scottish aight"

  • @darthqui-gon5986
    @darthqui-gon5986 6 лет назад +295

    [in Scottish accent]
    awww fook, *KAREN WHERE'D THE FAMILY HAM GO?!*

  • @enchaentaed
    @enchaentaed 6 лет назад +223

    still trying to match voices with names

    • @shinyumbreon194
      @shinyumbreon194 6 лет назад +3

      minseok’s eyelids same

    • @de_genix
      @de_genix 6 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @clarachambers783
      @clarachambers783 6 лет назад +13

      I only know David and Wilbur so far, take it one at a time

    • @jaejoongkim4926
      @jaejoongkim4926 6 лет назад +4

      I I know David and obviously Rihanna

    • @oOclonOo
      @oOclonOo 6 лет назад +10

      I don't even try anymore

  • @Coreeno
    @Coreeno 6 лет назад +1040

    Everybody press F to pay respects for George's kidney

  • @Vennhurst
    @Vennhurst 5 лет назад +137

    As a Scottish person, I can confirm this is exactly how we speak all the time. It makes it funnier knowing what they mean

  • @MatthewBaxter88
    @MatthewBaxter88 5 лет назад +115

    4:19 is genuinely what half the women in Shawlands sound like

  • @dragonflymoonraven
    @dragonflymoonraven 6 лет назад +135

    i like Jamie Kenny's tweet there about outrunning the murderous bastards. favorite one of this here list, innit.

  • @j335h5
    @j335h5 6 лет назад +767

    Omg, canny believe Soothouse just gave me a shout out

    • @zeroara
      @zeroara 6 лет назад +44

      a know man, best day ae ma life

    • @Narous05
      @Narous05 6 лет назад +33

      Aye, it's fooking mad

    • @katie2940
      @katie2940 6 лет назад +10

      Ah think ye'll find et's spelt "cannae"

    • @porkyguy239
      @porkyguy239 6 лет назад +22

      J335H shall we start a channel cawed "sute hoose" and dae r/englishpeople videos?

    • @PrincessSpookiii
      @PrincessSpookiii 6 лет назад +2

      Same mate some buzz

  • @chickenpermission4918
    @chickenpermission4918 6 лет назад +288

    *The prophecies were true.*

    • @Jillybean711
      @Jillybean711 6 лет назад +3

      +Chicken Permission fancy seeing you here. How is your perfume line going?

  • @ratty9195
    @ratty9195 6 лет назад +522

    I remembered the time my brother thought Scotts and Australians mixed up
    Holy shit

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +30

      Nyomi Banks oh the increase of confusion if aussie and scots accents were to mixed somehow

    • @micahlukegreen1364
      @micahlukegreen1364 4 года назад +2

      fulcrum 29 g

    • @noemis8959
      @noemis8959 3 года назад +3

      yer wee broother iz a nother breed o spaztic

  • @DontDisapPyrrha
    @DontDisapPyrrha 6 лет назад +116

    In Scotland yer only allowed to use two vowels per word

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 6 лет назад +19

      aye, canna afford more'n that.

    • @ajcolucci4684
      @ajcolucci4684 6 лет назад +7

      Jerome The Sheep allowed is 3

    • @JecIsBec
      @JecIsBec 6 лет назад +1

      Shuup sheep

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 6 лет назад

      Jerome The Sheep can conf

    • @lucylu6320
      @lucylu6320 6 лет назад

      There's two vowels I'm my name if you dont count the 'y' LMAO (I'm Scottish)

  • @anistrashcan8536
    @anistrashcan8536 6 лет назад +560

    2:06 sounds like _he’s_ the spastic.

    • @harveycrew6163
      @harveycrew6163 6 лет назад +15

      he sounds like my granda

    • @beastkotathix6662
      @beastkotathix6662 6 лет назад +1

      H C I hope you don't mean that's his normal talking voice, because if it is, if he yells, you can hear him from a mile away...

    • @nouveau_nouveau
      @nouveau_nouveau 6 лет назад +2

      Thought it said plastic instead of spastic

    • @lisafischer5040
      @lisafischer5040 6 лет назад

      Thx for the free replay button

    • @PedzRR
      @PedzRR 6 лет назад +1

      SPAHSTEK

  • @jach4327
    @jach4327 6 лет назад +222

    I am an armchari doctor and in my expert opinion George has the cancer.

    • @crowfan9067
      @crowfan9067 6 лет назад +16

      Interesting thought my man thanks for sharing

    • @OpiskaMarta
      @OpiskaMarta 6 лет назад +1

      How many cancer units he got in his kidney you reckon

    • @grassyfield5209
      @grassyfield5209 6 лет назад

      Hm, maybe, I another well renowned armchari doctor, believe however that it is in fact TB.

    • @asneecrabbier3900
      @asneecrabbier3900 6 лет назад

      *_THE CANCER_*

    • @flophoenix
      @flophoenix 6 лет назад

      Jach :D No, he has the fucking kidneys.

  • @memememegaming
    @memememegaming 5 лет назад +1515

    *_SO I SPAT IRN-BRU AT IT_*
    The most scottish attack ever.

    • @bet_jev8711
      @bet_jev8711 5 лет назад +31

      Why would he waste such a precious resource...

    • @darktea3744
      @darktea3744 4 года назад +24

      The most scottish attack is a jab with a knife

    • @pirate8030
      @pirate8030 4 года назад +19

      I spit IRN-BRU as a natural self defence mechanism. 0.1% of Scots huv this ability

    • @pirate8030
      @pirate8030 4 года назад +12

      @@cattailsss it's like Coca-Cola but Scottish and ten million times better

    • @discordadmin9796
      @discordadmin9796 4 года назад

      @@pirate8030 its nothing like coke

  • @frickinfreakazoid9569
    @frickinfreakazoid9569 6 лет назад +799

    *SCREECHING TIN-WHISTLE ATTACK*

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 6 лет назад +9

      prince floof E A R R A P E

    • @kelvinmck2001
      @kelvinmck2001 6 лет назад +4

      My defence has been lowered by 2 stages.

    • @deb_n1174
      @deb_n1174 6 лет назад +7

      Kelvin Mackinlay‘s defense harshly fell!

    • @vileharpsichord
      @vileharpsichord 6 лет назад +1

      I think it sounds like a screeching, earrape version of "Scotland The Brave".

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 5 лет назад +1

      I enjoyed that a lot

  • @stevenl9395
    @stevenl9395 6 лет назад +490

    We need a “family ham” shirt xD

  • @august4476
    @august4476 6 лет назад +367

    *_ËÄT PÄNT YÄ WËË CÜNT_*

  • @thaliahsangria4671
    @thaliahsangria4671 6 лет назад +283

    At 8:00 all three of my dogs jumped up when they heard the whistle

  • @Doktor_CC
    @Doktor_CC 6 лет назад +140

    We need a "Family ham" shirt.

  • @stevenl9395
    @stevenl9395 6 лет назад +257

    Oh, another episode of “David, but from different countries” xD

  • @personal7572
    @personal7572 6 лет назад +559

    god *PLEASE* turn on captions

  • @garyt.s.368
    @garyt.s.368 6 лет назад +789

    I always forget that Matt exists. He hardly says anything. You good, bro?

    • @Tess623
      @Tess623 5 лет назад +21

      Holy shit your profile picture! I completely forgot about that weird ass show as a kid.....but now you've reignited all the memories....🤐🤪😷

    • @solarz8505
      @solarz8505 5 лет назад +13

      (That means no. He's not ok.)

  • @71dembonesTV
    @71dembonesTV 6 лет назад +50

    In awe of the sheer size of this sequel
    *ABSOLUTE UNIT*

  • @styfxno3815
    @styfxno3815 6 лет назад +238

    When is /r/Irishpeople, it needs to happen

  • @celloofriend
    @celloofriend 6 лет назад +768

    *YOU BROUGHT IT BACK IM SO HAPPY*

  • @Terry-wo4up
    @Terry-wo4up 6 лет назад +271

    the family ham killed me lmfao

  • @kekulism
    @kekulism 6 лет назад +63

    6:39 “There’s gonna be a lot of
    *ARMCHARI* docters”

  • @catbear3294
    @catbear3294 6 лет назад +405

    *INHALE HAGGIS*

  • @DrFatihD
    @DrFatihD 6 лет назад +136

    6:37 not armchair doctor but a real (well student tbh) doctor here. If your kidney is failing, the quicker you care for it, the better. Yes you can survive with a kidney, but if it causes you pain, it may be a just a basic infection or stone and you can get better very easily. Take care mate

    • @DrFatihD
      @DrFatihD 6 лет назад +4

      Yus

    • @loaimansour5299
      @loaimansour5299 6 лет назад +7

      Fatih wow,a real medical student ? I thought you guys were legends,how do you have time to surf the internet ?

    • @TaylorWilmes
      @TaylorWilmes 6 лет назад +3

      I'm a medical laboratory technician student.

    • @canawdee2031
      @canawdee2031 6 лет назад

      piss off

    • @TaylorWilmes
      @TaylorWilmes 6 лет назад +5

      You piss off; it is not "in" the age of four, it's "of four years of age".

  • @ace_artist8367
    @ace_artist8367 6 лет назад +77

    0:38 thanks for the shoutout, mate

    • @pavloverboy
      @pavloverboy 4 года назад

      I love your profile pic. I also do art stuff, but I haven’t made a video in 2 years lol

    • @Blue_Shift421
      @Blue_Shift421 3 года назад

      mete you barleh said it rooght

  • @jadenbates
    @jadenbates 6 лет назад +713

    Soothouse dies in infinity war

  • @foolishkiwi4546
    @foolishkiwi4546 6 лет назад +217

    Straight up, you're one of the channels I wish the vids were over 10 mins even if that means dealing with the idiots screaming TEN MINUTZ AD REVENOO in the comments.

  • @joaovc2002
    @joaovc2002 6 лет назад +159

    OI MOIRA YE SPOT ON IM ON THE PROTEIN

    • @EllisHudsonn
      @EllisHudsonn 6 лет назад +1

      LastLoneWolf FTW moira from overwatch?

    • @oddthesock6064
      @oddthesock6064 6 лет назад

      Moira Brown from fallout 3?

    • @talhozlin
      @talhozlin 6 лет назад

      Atlas from bioshock's "wife" moira?

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 года назад +81

    Two things i've learned in this video
    - George has a very articulated voice
    - and He also has a Kidney Problem.

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 6 лет назад +19

    4:38 Meanwhile mine is just the opposite. "We'll keep you skinny so you can dodge the arrows easier, and tall so you can beat the shite out of the bastards before they get a chance to swing." The Irish don't retreat, they get killed or win

  • @ZeldaHyrulian
    @ZeldaHyrulian 6 лет назад +490

    You got TB m8

  • @ZeldaHyrulian
    @ZeldaHyrulian 6 лет назад +667

    *family ham*

    • @Roman-me5bi
      @Roman-me5bi 6 лет назад

      dylxn grxce comment spam

    • @hristokn668
      @hristokn668 6 лет назад +7

      passed down from generations made out of some english swine

    • @trenchcoatbandit
      @trenchcoatbandit 6 лет назад +4

      *steamed ham*

    • @aj-dj3rp
      @aj-dj3rp 6 лет назад +1

      hamily fam

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 6 лет назад +1

      I was going to like this comment but it's at 666 and I don't want to spoil that.

  • @Cletus_Johannes
    @Cletus_Johannes 5 лет назад +36

    -I talk into it [the microphone].
    -What a Savant.

  • @JohnCena-fd5yw
    @JohnCena-fd5yw 6 лет назад +22

    "why is there smoke coming from your kitchen?"
    "oh no, thats not smoke, thats just steam from the delicious *FAMILY HAMS* we're having"

  • @houseofgrooving
    @houseofgrooving 4 года назад +90

    I am alive for two reasons
    1: I was born
    2: I haven’t died yet

  • @atomicjoseph9295
    @atomicjoseph9295 6 лет назад +64

    That's my WILLIAM WALLACE BATTLE-CRY!!!

  • @johnhenry4024
    @johnhenry4024 6 лет назад +230

    I've never wanted to be Scottish so badly

    • @BigJack-1872
      @BigJack-1872 6 лет назад +13

      John Henry naw ye don’t mate

    • @nintendosphia4449
      @nintendosphia4449 6 лет назад +5

      You honestly don't want to be.
      Trust me.

    • @saltedcrow
      @saltedcrow 6 лет назад +2

      you don't
      have faith mate its shit

    • @Potts2k8
      @Potts2k8 6 лет назад +13

      It's awrite really, apart fae all the other wee reprobates runnin amok

    • @JamesCarter1888_
      @JamesCarter1888_ 6 лет назад +6

      aw these cunts saying its shite its fuckin brilliant

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +869

    Great Moves SorrowTv, Keep it up. Proud of ya!

    • @skimbi
      @skimbi 6 лет назад +98

      why r u everywhere tho

    • @J-D03
      @J-D03 6 лет назад +26

      Hi again

    • @aym855
      @aym855 6 лет назад +116

      Can I delete someone else’s comment?

    • @Blazin_Tundra
      @Blazin_Tundra 6 лет назад +40

      Justin Y. Gtfo you don’t like this channel you fucking leech

    • @astorenn9217
      @astorenn9217 6 лет назад +12

      Oh hi mark

  • @choir345
    @choir345 6 лет назад +80

    more david’s dad please

    • @lifespore
      @lifespore 6 лет назад +2

      I think you mean MOSTYN

  • @alyx9191
    @alyx9191 4 года назад +23

    8:06 Will clearly didn’t love it enough.

    • @3mmmmmm
      @3mmmmmm 3 года назад +1

      Im not crying you're crying

    • @alyx9191
      @alyx9191 3 года назад +2

      @@3mmmmmm ?

  • @MylesMarrero
    @MylesMarrero 6 лет назад +31

    The video that I prayed for but didn’t think I’d ever actually receive

  • @triple_dani4730
    @triple_dani4730 6 лет назад +63

    T H A T S R I G H T M A R G R E T

  • @anistrashcan8536
    @anistrashcan8536 6 лет назад +169

    Most fun video to watch too.

  • @sr.waffles4179
    @sr.waffles4179 4 года назад +273

    I swear these guys laugh at everything. You could drop a spoon and they would fall to the floor

    • @charliegareginyan9584
      @charliegareginyan9584 4 года назад +20

      *drops spoon*

    • @samwestaway7212
      @samwestaway7212 4 года назад +54

      So would the spoon

    • @charliegareginyan9584
      @charliegareginyan9584 4 года назад +7

      @@samwestaway7212 good one

    • @subnormality5854
      @subnormality5854 4 года назад +15

      The secret was drinking heavily before recording - hence the occasional slurring and George's broken kidney

    • @PaperTS
      @PaperTS 4 года назад +3

      They would fuckin fall in tha besmant if that happened.

  • @DevineInnovations
    @DevineInnovations 6 лет назад +30

    This makes me very curious about what Scotland is really like.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 6 лет назад +87

    *_GO ON ARDINGLY_*

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 6 лет назад +92

    Goudie's got a good point. We can't believe it either.

  • @AdelaideAtAMasquerade
    @AdelaideAtAMasquerade 5 лет назад +22

    “We’ll keep ya plump as a partridge!” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dying!!!

  • @alexevans1655
    @alexevans1655 6 лет назад +18

    Love the William Wallace quote, its great because i live next the to Wallace monument (a big ass buildint dedicated to him)

  • @helloiamdavid397
    @helloiamdavid397 6 лет назад +55

    You got Polio mate.

  • @the_openers_of_eyes8
    @the_openers_of_eyes8 5 лет назад +9

    7:53 I would love that triumphant sound with no background music, i would love it as my ringtone, it just sounds soooo happy! :D

  • @strawbso
    @strawbso 3 года назад +12

    “They say a pig was killed by yer granddaddy 200 years ago” WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO HOLES?????

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 6 лет назад +51

    Munch pantaloon.

    • @foiledits
      @foiledits 6 лет назад +1

      consume pantaloon

  • @AlternateCheese
    @AlternateCheese 6 лет назад +101

    Thanks for the shoutout

    • @cookieninja900
      @cookieninja900 6 лет назад +10

      someone divided the pizza wrong in your profile pic

    • @p4rk756
      @p4rk756 6 лет назад

      woosh

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +310

    I have a sneaking suspicion that you are scottish.

  • @Ray-XDXD
    @Ray-XDXD 4 года назад +19

    2:06 I don’t know why but I couldn’t stop laughing at that voice 😂

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 6 лет назад +48

    Never to many Scottish people

    • @BirbyReads007
      @BirbyReads007 6 лет назад +1

      Teletran entirely correct thank you for the reminder.

  • @pinodevideos
    @pinodevideos 6 лет назад +55

    *_"The Family Ham"_*

  • @cheeetoswoman
    @cheeetoswoman 6 лет назад +21

    This is how I would imagine "The Scotsman Show" from Ren and Stimpy would be.

  • @fj2068
    @fj2068 5 лет назад +12

    The dad is pure wholesome tbh

  • @vintagecrowspirit
    @vintagecrowspirit 6 лет назад +198

    You guys should find some Australian bogan posts and read them out 😂😂

    • @connor4088
      @connor4088 6 лет назад +4

      Scotland better

    • @IainBrewSydney
      @IainBrewSydney 6 лет назад +2

      As someone who lives in Australia - YES!!!!

    • @notsusan
      @notsusan 6 лет назад +5

      the first time my Austrialian friend told me about bogans I thought it was some obscure Tolkien race

    • @lasagnamafia
      @lasagnamafia 5 лет назад

      Vintage CrowSpirit Let is have this just once-
      Besides Australia isn’t even real

    • @Username-zz7dz
      @Username-zz7dz 5 лет назад +3

      I don't speak upside down