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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @readdungeonmeshi
    @readdungeonmeshi 5 лет назад +3632

    ra ra masculeen
    no one's greatest love machine

    • @shnglbot
      @shnglbot 5 лет назад +8

      loool

    • @duke2457
      @duke2457 5 лет назад +104

      there was a cat that really was gone

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 4 года назад +72

      RA RA MASCULEEN LOVER OF THE.... the... uhhh....

    • @hoogen4581
      @hoogen4581 4 года назад +59

      It is a shame how he hasn't gone

    • @kingofnoobs9728
      @kingofnoobs9728 4 года назад +31

      @@theguythatasked6400 loli queen

  • @jenxao1737
    @jenxao1737 6 лет назад +7210

    I have a whiteboard in my room and it's honestly one of the most useful purchases I've ever got. Helps me to organise my continual defence against the mendacious thots.

    • @Phantomagix
      @Phantomagix 5 лет назад +191

      The guy in this video had a blackboard at first, then figured "If I'm racist, I'll go all the way" bought a whiteboard the next day and never looked back. ;)

    • @doggowatermelon7494
      @doggowatermelon7494 5 лет назад +19

      At first i i thought you would complaint like a weeb but it seems ya’ got me mate!

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 5 лет назад +23

      I keep whiteboards just as giant post it’s to help me remember stuff.

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 5 лет назад +11

      I've got a whiteboard too. I run a business online so it's a home office.

    • @chipsamiproductions4491
      @chipsamiproductions4491 5 лет назад +3

      I have to swords by the door so I can protect myself

  • @oddy8489
    @oddy8489 4 года назад +4032

    i go to Ballard Highschool, can confirm sword man guards us with his life

    • @oddy8489
      @oddy8489 4 года назад +235

      @Tobi I wish

    • @Gimmemi
      @Gimmemi 4 года назад +41

      In Washington?

    • @oddy8489
      @oddy8489 4 года назад +68

      @@Gimmemi beaver gang

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 4 года назад +82

      @@oddy8489 I'm not a Beaver but it's cool to see a fellow Ballard. I'm from that cringe-ass SJW center school.

    • @hellworm
      @hellworm 4 года назад +8

      @@oddy8489 omg you're doing well in the comments

  • @Shortline819
    @Shortline819 6 лет назад +3608

    That's a shibe...
    AND THATS A WEEB, LETS GO!

  • @mabiee9683
    @mabiee9683 6 лет назад +3121

    watching soot house is a good substitute for having friends

    • @alex-york
      @alex-york 5 лет назад +13

      But who's who?

    • @desp8161
      @desp8161 5 лет назад +144

      @@alex-york they re all just one person except for the girl

    • @CelloMaster2000
      @CelloMaster2000 4 года назад +30

      You are all correct, I don’t know which one is which, I think Wilbur is Soothouse

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 4 года назад +43

      de sp the girl and Wilbur are the only people I can actually pick out lmao

    • @novemberblake9505
      @novemberblake9505 4 года назад +29

      Treisr didn’t you know?Soothouse is actually just one guy who changes his voice constantly

  • @mono.isgtds
    @mono.isgtds 5 лет назад +184

    1:36 imagine your friends being killed in a shooting and finding out the shooter wears anime schoolgirl outfits in bed and posts it online.

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit 4 года назад +13

      I mean, aside from being pissed that I'm down friends, I'd be laughing my ass off.

    • @crabcartel8156
      @crabcartel8156 3 года назад +3

      I’d believe it

    • @mono.isgtds
      @mono.isgtds 3 года назад +4

      I don’t remember writing this comment wtf.

    • @TFD_Animations
      @TFD_Animations 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@mono.isgtdsDon't worry, i don't remember writing alot of comments myself.

  • @iwanjohn7778
    @iwanjohn7778 6 лет назад +2897

    "who the hell has a whiteboard in their room?" *turns and looks to my giant whiteboard with a massive drawing of the pirate ship: The H.M.S Pingu*

  • @thatoneman2648
    @thatoneman2648 6 лет назад +539

    i just want to have someone walk into a business meeting only wearing a pot on his head yelling "MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHT!"

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 4 года назад +28

      If I was CEO thst man would absolutely get a raise.
      Probably why I am not a CEO.

    • @CelloMaster2000
      @CelloMaster2000 4 года назад +8

      This thread is everything good with humanity

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 2 года назад +5

      Not a business meeting, but we technically have a nude knight in the Elden Ring community now. Except they’re pretty cool.

    • @bootleghollowknight
      @bootleghollowknight Год назад

      @@justin2308 Does wearing a pot count as not being nude?

  • @theafellacomposer
    @theafellacomposer 4 года назад +392

    3:01 S i m p
    3:15 I n c e l
    3:34 Back to Simp
    3:39 Back to Incel
    His character development is amusing

    • @xquisid
      @xquisid 4 года назад +12

      Get all features in one pack.

    • @venusinpearls
      @venusinpearls 3 года назад +13

      Untreated simpage may lead to niceguy behavior unfortunately, and may end in incelese

    • @pokemonthatisdisappointedi9605
      @pokemonthatisdisappointedi9605 3 года назад

      Lol you call that development

    • @theafellacomposer
      @theafellacomposer 3 года назад

      @@pokemonthatisdisappointedi9605 He evolved to something else, then went back to where he was, then evolved back, then went back again to where he was so it cancels out 🤣

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 3 года назад +3

      All in one minute, too.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 6 лет назад +9418

    mah girlfiend told meh to stopp watchin' Soothouse
    I told her to eat pant
    and she didd

  • @andrewarnold9818
    @andrewarnold9818 6 лет назад +1424

    Good on the guy at 4:14 for not putting his finger on the trigger unless he's shooting, that's just good gun etiquette.

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 6 лет назад +137

      Honestly, bad on him for not just pulling it on himself.

    • @cheesewizard3965
      @cheesewizard3965 6 лет назад +87

      Bad on him for everything else

    • @blakewenzhou9865
      @blakewenzhou9865 6 лет назад +88

      I'm glad someone said it, of course bongs don't understand how to properly handle a gun.

    • @KMCReading
      @KMCReading 6 лет назад +172

      Trigger discipline is always a plus, no matter how cringe the rest of the photo is!

    • @dommusilli3975
      @dommusilli3975 6 лет назад +74

      KMCReading that was the only redeeming factor of the whole pic 😂

  • @Chicag-no
    @Chicag-no 6 лет назад +503

    Is nobody gonna mention the fact the first guy literally set their Facebook name to "Natsu Dragoneel"?
    They've literally gone full weeb at this point-

    • @yaboi3178
      @yaboi3178 5 лет назад +18

      We are reaching levels of weeb that shouldn't be accesible

    • @formula2233
      @formula2233 5 лет назад +39

      Fairy Tail is considered trash tier so even among weebs hes the guy no one likes

    • @swinnbv2186
      @swinnbv2186 4 года назад +3

      F ormula :(

    • @witheburning8756
      @witheburning8756 4 года назад +14

      I think Photoshoping yourself with a waifu is far far worse than liking Fairy Tail.

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 года назад +1

      Shall I arm the canon, or get the abduction fleet ready?

  • @jacobmetzheiser2981
    @jacobmetzheiser2981 6 лет назад +1940

    This is truly one of the only channels on RUclips that makes me genuinely laugh every time, keep it up!

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 6 лет назад +7

      Same bro

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 6 лет назад +1

      His Work is getting Better as comedic effort Since the use of "Taiyou No Hero Adventure Theme" in Last Few Video (aka Speed Lord Theme in FilthyFrank/Ravioli Ravioli/Lyfe Hax)

    • @PersonMan.
      @PersonMan. 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @MajicLaMa
      @MajicLaMa 6 лет назад +5

      interesting thought my man, thanks for sharing

    • @somestupidfurry2649
      @somestupidfurry2649 6 лет назад +1

      How does *this* get more likes in a day than all of my comment like combined by just complimenting.....
      *Kiss ass*
      Dont take this seriously and shoot up my school

  • @sabb2372
    @sabb2372 6 лет назад +1745

    *Alcohal.*

  • @Ubersupersloth
    @Ubersupersloth 5 лет назад +3767

    Why are half of these just hardcore anime fans and the other half hardcore right-wingers?

    • @nhilz
      @nhilz 5 лет назад +32

      you know why

    • @AshDemonYoung
      @AshDemonYoung 5 лет назад +469

      @Hans Blitzkrieg Your feelings are not facts, dude.

    • @gvd72
      @gvd72 5 лет назад +354

      Hans Blitzkrieg You’re a fucking loser lmao

    • @coenogo
      @coenogo 5 лет назад +112

      Hans Blitzkrieg I'm (arguably) left wing though, yet I still watch anime. Fuck that "patriarchy" shit tho.
      Actually, I guess I'm both right and left. Depends on the subject of discussion mostly.

    • @finnISHY
      @finnISHY 5 лет назад +45

      @Hans Blitzkrieg anime is objectively bad

  • @celloofriend
    @celloofriend 6 лет назад +1705

    *_I T M E A N S Y E R ' A R D_*

    • @lobomonos5009
      @lobomonos5009 5 лет назад

      First

    • @maxwellw70
      @maxwellw70 5 лет назад +2

      That's a BB gun which makes it so much funnier

    • @maxwellw70
      @maxwellw70 5 лет назад +4

      @@borysnesterov5503 "It means you are hard/hardcore" Tough, Strong physically and mentally etc.

  • @frickinfreakazoid9569
    @frickinfreakazoid9569 6 лет назад +1985

    I have many leather bound books

    • @mosspea
      @mosspea 6 лет назад +30

      prince floof I will find you

    • @mfhippo905
      @mfhippo905 6 лет назад +6

      prince floof
      Are they real?

    • @ripememedailyytp642
      @ripememedailyytp642 6 лет назад +14

      *LEATHER BOUND BOOKS*

    • @braveninja111
      @braveninja111 6 лет назад +38

      Interesting thoughts my man, thanks for sharing

    • @EVAN-fy9kh
      @EVAN-fy9kh 6 лет назад +12

      *I hAVe ManY lEaTheR boUnD b00Ks*

  • @formula2233
    @formula2233 5 лет назад +1509

    All the lefties here calling neckbeards right wingers while all the right wingers here calling neckbeards soyboys
    in short: no party wants a neckbeard

    • @m.A.A.dGanja420
      @m.A.A.dGanja420 4 года назад +111

      @Richard’s Testicle Head Welcome to America, where you can't even so much as enjoy a particular product or tv show without being politically stereo-typed.

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @OkthenBi
      @OkthenBi 4 года назад +35

      "Oh you like CNN? Don't you know that it's a fake news source used by left wing extremists to take away our rights to guns? You don't know anything you idiot"
      "... CNN is in the middle of the political spectrum that reports the truth, it says all of Trump's high and low points without any other comments. While most of the news anchors may be Democratic they hide their political views while reporting. They say this is fake news because they are scared of the truth, the truth that everything isn't fine and dandy in america. We have mass shootings and police brutality but they some how turn it upside down to go on the attack against the Democrats. Now this is more about sticking togheter but we can't get over our political differences about stuff that is between life and death. I rest my case"

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 4 года назад +9

      one side is correct, the other is not

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 года назад +27

      @@heartache5742 And which side is correct, according to you?

  • @Nightcoffee365
    @Nightcoffee365 6 лет назад +2707

    There is literally a brand of tofu called “soyboy”; we serve it where I work.

  • @albertominuzzo
    @albertominuzzo 6 лет назад +602

    *_MY NAME IS THE N U D E K N I G H T_*

    • @NotThatUser
      @NotThatUser 6 лет назад +1

      Alberto Minuzzo
      *_MY NAME IS THE B L A C K K N I G H T_*

    • @leleled6467
      @leleled6467 6 лет назад +7

      *brutal laughing*

    • @sunset8865
      @sunset8865 6 лет назад +6

      *T I P S F E D O R A*

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 6 лет назад

      Give me link to the fanart!

  • @internetuser7763
    @internetuser7763 5 лет назад +1646

    "That's a SHEEB and that's a WEEB, LETS GO, BOYS!"
    "Are we getting demonetised?"
    "Were we EVER monetised?"

    • @ur_anxiety
      @ur_anxiety 5 лет назад +33

      damn it i feel like a weeb cause i know that anime "girl" frick it got worse welp im gonna go and rethink my life

    • @Ihaveissuesanddontneedhelp
      @Ihaveissuesanddontneedhelp 5 лет назад +36

      @@ur_anxiety "It's a trap" -Admiral Ackbar

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego 4 года назад +15

      Yup, they said that. Good job.

    • @CelloMaster2000
      @CelloMaster2000 4 года назад +2

      Aidan Terrell- the naked one? Like from a hentai?

    • @swinnbv2186
      @swinnbv2186 4 года назад +13

      Ryan Harcrow not from a hentai, and not a girl. It’s Astolfo from Fate.

  • @domoreresearch8828
    @domoreresearch8828 6 лет назад +511

    >Be Me.
    >Resists clicking this video because I am bearded.
    >Tell my self "I'm not a 'neckbeard'"
    >Watches whole video has laugh.
    >at very end forgets what it is titled.
    >Gets to 6:41 hears, "WHO HAS A WHITE BOARD?"
    >looks up at whiteboard on my wall behind screen.
    >Understands the truth.

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 6 лет назад +62

      while wearing a TMNT shirt, having receding hairline, and drinking soda straight from the large bottle.

    • @RKNELIAS
      @RKNELIAS 6 лет назад +10

      Those are practical as fuck, I don´t care. Ever played D&D? Is really practical to make maps and schemes on those

    • @singularity3724
      @singularity3724 6 лет назад +14

      @@RKNELIAS "ever played D&D?" there is nothing more to say

    • @seagull749
      @seagull749 5 лет назад

      Do More Research R/GreenBeards

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 2 года назад +1

      @@KossolaxtheForesworn Oh no…
      The only thing I don’t have is the TMNT shirt. 😞

  • @johnwood7603
    @johnwood7603 6 лет назад +3599

    People with neck beards are just trying to cover up their double chin. This is my conspiracy and I'm living by it

    • @JosephCorcoran
      @JosephCorcoran 6 лет назад +193

      I have a neck beard and I can confirm.

    • @MagikarpBeast
      @MagikarpBeast 6 лет назад +131

      I thought that was common knowledge

    • @when7573
      @when7573 6 лет назад +196

      it's more of a "mega-chin," a massive bulb of fat the ndckbeard earns once it hits maturity. it makes the ndckbeard appear larger and, combined with their strong natural musk, booming calls and already-hefty bodies, deters hostile predators, rivals and females

    • @fastestdino2
      @fastestdino2 6 лет назад +13

      I have a quad chin so I'm okay

    • @riotbreaker3506
      @riotbreaker3506 6 лет назад +22

      maybe...they have no neck.

  • @redacted6592
    @redacted6592 4 года назад +133

    "After the school shootings, I work security at Ballard HS with a broad sword. I don't even get paid for it, I just stand in the parking lot with a *S W O R D*

    • @fericas3237
      @fericas3237 3 года назад +5

      @Darth Revan No because he can block the bullet with the power of friendship and his dragon reflexes.

  • @elegantatrocity
    @elegantatrocity 6 лет назад +1511

    “DAS A SHIBE AN DAS A WEEB”

    • @EpicfirefliesNightcore
      @EpicfirefliesNightcore 5 лет назад +37

      Tbh when I first saw that picture, I thought "That's a nap and that's a trap!" ̶c̶u̶z̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶

    • @CheySenpie
      @CheySenpie 5 лет назад +1

      Shiba and weeba

    • @boclox442
      @boclox442 5 лет назад +3

      why is he hugging a man?

    • @90deweydog
      @90deweydog 5 лет назад +2

      DAS A SHIBE AN DAS A HE

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 5 лет назад +1

      gæ wēb

  • @ihave6carbatteries408
    @ihave6carbatteries408 6 лет назад +810

    "The Nude Knight"
    New steam name acquired.

    • @misterwuss5456
      @misterwuss5456 5 лет назад +6

      Like. It's got 69 likes and I ain't about to ruin that.

    • @bingbonghafu
      @bingbonghafu 5 лет назад +1

      Mister Wuss But other people did

    • @Swiss7419
      @Swiss7419 5 лет назад +1

      Let's get to 420, boys

  • @randomnessrules4971
    @randomnessrules4971 5 лет назад +84

    1:35 Comparing your sexual prowess to a Japanese schoolgirl is like comparing your basketball skills to a coma patient.

  • @pipisan4467
    @pipisan4467 6 лет назад +788

    6:48 MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT THIS IMAGE ISNT IN THE FOREGROUND, BUT THE 8 BOX SETS OF SEINFELD ON THE TOP SHELF

    • @tylerwatson9937
      @tylerwatson9937 6 лет назад +45

      And "warcorpse666"

    • @gabbiehernandez7390
      @gabbiehernandez7390 6 лет назад +20

      It’s literally the best picture I have ever seen

    • @azraz1364
      @azraz1364 6 лет назад +5

      Jesus Christ you're right 😂😂😂

    • @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
      @TeaInTheMorning-we2kh 5 лет назад

      whats wrong with sienfeld

    • @user-wg5lu6ub6e
      @user-wg5lu6ub6e 5 лет назад

      what in your life choices led you to naming your yt account "big trap" because that's pretty gay.

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 6 лет назад +1187

    4:10 That might actually be a purity ring. You know what I’m *confident* that’s exactly what it is.

    • @deathapartment5695
      @deathapartment5695 6 лет назад +127

      It can also mean you’re single/asexual.
      Scratch off asexual.

    • @novaisonyoutube
      @novaisonyoutube 6 лет назад +54

      Jay The Queer Person I think it's only an ace ring if it's black.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 6 лет назад +7

      Why are you confident in that? Like, how?

    • @glurganergc4856
      @glurganergc4856 6 лет назад +42

      HardcoreHamster33 its just very likely considering the rest of the picture

    • @cutecheerfreak1
      @cutecheerfreak1 6 лет назад +7

      I though people wore purity rings on the ring finger...it’s on his middle finger?

  • @alarictheredboi276yearsago4
    @alarictheredboi276yearsago4 5 лет назад +479

    At least the guy with the confederate flag behind him has good trigger discipline.

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 3 года назад +1

      you'll expect that from people who we're exposed to guns really.

    • @danksanchez4324
      @danksanchez4324 3 года назад +26

      @@AaronKaiMCDNLD well he’s smart enough to hold a gun right, still stupid enough to support a dead slave state that lasted about as long as a old pair of shoes, the stupid balances out

    • @mikoajtokar5846
      @mikoajtokar5846 3 года назад

      @@danksanchez4324 hes joking , didnt you see a fucking little pony with a csa flag?

    • @danksanchez4324
      @danksanchez4324 3 года назад +1

      @@mikoajtokar5846 he’s a brony, it’s not a joke he just really likes my little pony even though he is an adult Man.
      Search it up, they’re weird not bad people just weird

  • @autumnwoodfall4471
    @autumnwoodfall4471 6 лет назад +456

    *thats a shibe and that's a weeb.*

  • @nmi4430
    @nmi4430 6 лет назад +420

    timeto calltheNUDE knight

    • @cyntrovert5005
      @cyntrovert5005 6 лет назад +31

      I wonder, is the "Nude knight":
      A) A knight who is nude
      B) A knight with nudes to show you
      C) A knight who requests nudes

    • @nmi4430
      @nmi4430 6 лет назад +5

      Cyntrovert A)

    • @nmi4430
      @nmi4430 6 лет назад +2

      Cyntrovert u rite

    • @nmi4430
      @nmi4430 6 лет назад +5

      *Dank Memez has left the server*

    • @nmi4430
      @nmi4430 6 лет назад +8

      Cyntrovert OOF

  • @gorgusdidlo9602
    @gorgusdidlo9602 4 года назад +106

    “Who has a whiteboard in their room?”
    The whiteboard in my room:
    👁 👄 👁

  • @Max-vz5le
    @Max-vz5le 6 лет назад +377

    “alcohal” one of many words used by god himself.

  • @mizundeadjoker
    @mizundeadjoker 6 лет назад +285

    I was born in an Asian. Not all that special. I don't remember it at all.

    • @VuongNgocHieu99
      @VuongNgocHieu99 6 лет назад +11

      Pidgethedragon born in asian . Short , can't grow a proper beard , is not a doctor . The struggles.

    • @katelynch6174
      @katelynch6174 6 лет назад

      Interesting thought my man. Thanks for sharing

  • @meow5026
    @meow5026 6 лет назад +288

    I want “That’s a sheeb and that’s a weeb, let’s go boys” merch

  • @maskedman4982
    @maskedman4982 6 лет назад +525

    Can't get demonitized if you were never monitized in the first place

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian 6 лет назад +19

      "that's my secret captain, I'm always demonetized"

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 6 лет назад

      o_O.....

    • @ngastakvakis4425
      @ngastakvakis4425 6 лет назад +1

      Demonitis? The infernal disease? Monitis?

    • @dv3258
      @dv3258 6 лет назад

      Woke

    • @cynnamo7422
      @cynnamo7422 6 лет назад +1

      Nao jokung with Demonitis it kil yuop verty mush

  • @peachy.peachy.peachy
    @peachy.peachy.peachy 6 лет назад +829

    All of their laughs are so contagious 😂

    • @craig3434
      @craig3434 6 лет назад +4

      Just Peachy cant like when its 69 likes

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 6 лет назад +8

      😂 So's my aids.

    • @isaacthered
      @isaacthered 6 лет назад +1

      Geetar I made it 404 so you still can't like.

    • @shumymai
      @shumymai 6 лет назад +1

      Fly High And Paint Me With A Tear *Oh nO*

    • @sugarkats21
      @sugarkats21 6 лет назад +1

      Just Peachy Are you aware your profile picture is an app icon?

  • @quarth9396
    @quarth9396 4 года назад +103

    ah yes, the hero we deserved and never knew we needed.
    *the nude knight*

  • @lovelain1938
    @lovelain1938 6 лет назад +67

    4:13 .... The index finger on the gun is how you are supposed to use it when carrying a firearm so you don't shoot yourself or anyone else on accident... Just fyi

  • @kellymvree
    @kellymvree 6 лет назад +509

    "pepsi bottle, a coca cola glass...i don't give a damn"
    what a KING

  • @alyx9191
    @alyx9191 4 года назад +63

    “MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHT” best line ever.

  • @aunum_
    @aunum_ 6 лет назад +127

    Never came across the nude knight in my gameplay of skyrim

    • @fish4225
      @fish4225 6 лет назад +32

      He died of frostbite.

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 6 лет назад +7

      luis pereira At least his chin beard kept him warm up until then.

    • @PlumbVibes
      @PlumbVibes 6 лет назад +3

      Obi Wan Kenobi you need mods

    • @monkeydude952
      @monkeydude952 6 лет назад +1

      No, he is out there still. Lurking in the darkest caves where even falmer won't go. Kept warm by his morbid obesity and perverse desire for the one thing he will never have. A woman.

    • @pigeoncutlets8250
      @pigeoncutlets8250 6 лет назад

      You're missing out.

  • @jagged1725
    @jagged1725 6 лет назад +621

    lets see who this crook really is!
    *pulls r/justneckbeardthings off*
    I KNEW IT!
    *r/niceguys*

    • @NovatemiArt
      @NovatemiArt 5 лет назад +7

      Thank you for making me laugh, articulate bee.

    • @youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu
      @youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu 4 года назад +9

      *Pulls second mask off*
      r/incels

    • @hewhomainsness9189
      @hewhomainsness9189 4 года назад +1

      oh god

    • @SevynOsumWorld
      @SevynOsumWorld 4 года назад

      True, just your friendly neighborhood cyborg, so true

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 4 года назад

      @@youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu *pulls third mask out it's actually r/mgtow*

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 5 лет назад +97

    To this day, "That's a shibe and that's a weeb, LET'S GO BOIS" is by far the strongest Soothouse video opening.

  • @bjark2943
    @bjark2943 6 лет назад +201

    *_i just stand in the parking lot with a sword._*

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 6 лет назад +8

      then they asked him into office, and he turned them into horrible sonitchu comic.

    • @obamagaming5611
      @obamagaming5611 6 лет назад +1

      uuuhh i never went to oovoo javer

    • @morp4212
      @morp4212 6 лет назад +3

      Um sir someone called the police because you were standing behind the school with the sword, everyone is scared of you
      *slices the police man in half vertically using his technique*

    • @the_honkler778
      @the_honkler778 6 лет назад +1

      Epicmatt43 *_VERTICALLY_*

    • @bowiemandelbrot9089
      @bowiemandelbrot9089 6 лет назад

      You're the cutest oovoo javer I've ever been to

  • @slimshadey3709
    @slimshadey3709 6 лет назад +108

    *_MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHT!_*

    • @Darkbeastmasta
      @Darkbeastmasta 6 лет назад +3

      I was drinking water at that part and spit all over myself

  • @BingusTheWockis
    @BingusTheWockis 5 лет назад +79

    I actually know that person with the "Got a fedora boiiii" comment. Yeah, she wasn't much fun to talk with.

    • @lars1588
      @lars1588 4 года назад +13

      She literally looks annoying just from one picture.

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 4 года назад +10

      She looks like she would rant to me about feminism and infinite genders for making one joke

    • @loganalexander3207
      @loganalexander3207 4 года назад +25

      @@Ori0987 projecting much?

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 4 года назад +4

      Logan Alexander What are you talking about how is that “projecting”

    • @GiegueX
      @GiegueX 4 года назад +5

      @@Ori0987 It may not be projectiing, but oh boy aren't you sensitive

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 6 лет назад +852

    There is so much to appreciate about that last picture at 6:21
    1. His hair. It is receding, thinning, and yet past his shoulders. No styling applied.
    2. His mirthless facial expression.
    3. The shelves upon shelves of games and anime from multiple eras.
    4. Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
    5. The channel watermark in the bottom-right corner: black letters that are on fire. Edgy.
    6. Targeting a little girl, someone who still has some maturing to do, someone who is clearly much younger than he, instead of someone closer to a peer.
    7. "Feminism sucks" does not just convey misogyny, but it also implies a simpler, more black-and-white worldview than one might infer from the possible alternative "I provide a critique of modern feminist ideology", for example.
    8. Channel name is "Warcorpse666". So edgy, bro.
    9. The like-to-dislike ratio, less than 1:5.
    10. The like-to-subscriber ratio, less than 1 in 30 of even his own subscribers clicked the "Like" for this video.

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 6 лет назад +146

      Oh, and how could I have forgotten to mention the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" T-shirt?

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 6 лет назад +69

      also Seinfeld is on the shelves as well.

    • @TheSneakyDingus
      @TheSneakyDingus 6 лет назад +34

      Thank you fellow RUclips psychologist!

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 6 лет назад +26

      @@TheSneakyDingus
      You're welcome!

    • @apierce4565
      @apierce4565 6 лет назад +5

      You missed the boxes of Seinfeld on the shelf.

  • @miacamille363
    @miacamille363 6 лет назад +225

    were we ever monetized ?
    *top 10 questions scientist still can't answer*

    • @jameslove1162
      @jameslove1162 6 лет назад +2

      Mia Rousseau I like to think the laughs after that sentence were followed by inconsolable crying, by the entire Soothouse gang.

    • @technowaver7904
      @technowaver7904 6 лет назад

      *How many questions science can't answer?*

    • @miacamille363
      @miacamille363 6 лет назад

      yep

    • @MahNamJeff
      @MahNamJeff 6 лет назад

      * #11 was soothouse ever monetized *

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 6 лет назад

      Average Gamer **TOP TEN QUESTIONS SCIENCE STILL CAN'T ANSWER**

  • @DocCroaker1453
    @DocCroaker1453 4 года назад +25

    “my name is the nude knight”
    entire call: erupts

  • @LucyAmelia2000
    @LucyAmelia2000 6 лет назад +650

    Petition to call the soot house guys the soy boys

    • @townes_van_zandt
      @townes_van_zandt 6 лет назад +13

      Poison Amelia, no, they seem more masculine than that.

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian 6 лет назад +30

      Seriously, no one takes soyboy seriously as an insult. It's almost always used ironically now, so it would fit no problem

    • @xyzc0n
      @xyzc0n 6 лет назад +6

      Even Rihanna?

    • @LucyAmelia2000
      @LucyAmelia2000 6 лет назад +5

      Awkward perhaps they’d call her the soy girl? 😂😂💗

    • @xyzc0n
      @xyzc0n 6 лет назад +11

      Soy boys and the soy girl

  • @twenty8608
    @twenty8608 6 лет назад +263

    If someone tries to stop me from watching anime
    You won’t hear from them again

    • @ekofx
      @ekofx 6 лет назад +21

      i'll stop their breathe if someone told me to stop watching anime

    • @blueicevegetable
      @blueicevegetable 6 лет назад +6

      Stop watching Japanese cartoons.

    • @GegoXaren
      @GegoXaren 6 лет назад +5

    • @beep898
      @beep898 6 лет назад +5

      If someone tells me to stop watching my favorite anime Cory In The House, I'm getting my shotgun.

    • @Wolfy420
      @Wolfy420 6 лет назад +1

      Anime is for autistic degenerate children

  • @nvr2late666
    @nvr2late666 5 лет назад +83

    The best part of that neckbeard using "mendatious" is that he spelled it wrong

    • @jackn.1120
      @jackn.1120 2 года назад +3

      He also spelled “erudite” wrong.

  • @cooladri1825
    @cooladri1825 6 лет назад +466

    Title: /r/JustNeckbeardThings
    Expectation: amazing beards!
    Reality: anime lovers? Gun plebs? Masculeen people? Soy boy? Fedora? Idk...

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus 6 лет назад +55

      Cooladri 18 a neck beard is not an amazing beard

    • @maskedwatercress
      @maskedwatercress 6 лет назад +51

      I don't think you understand the connotations of having a neckbeard...

    • @cooladri1825
      @cooladri1825 6 лет назад +2

      Harry Strupp understandable, have a nice day

    • @aarong1092
      @aarong1092 6 лет назад +26

      zip zoopity r/niceguys but also includes anime, katanas and genius level IQs

    • @cooladri1825
      @cooladri1825 6 лет назад

      Charlie 789 I see...

  • @angelaisacliche
    @angelaisacliche 6 лет назад +30

    These people cannot actually exist. Surely.
    Also, Rhianna is always on point with her beauty observations. That man has a cupid's bow to be envied.

  • @docinabox258
    @docinabox258 4 года назад +325

    I am convinced these people don’t know what a confederate flag is as they had no reaction to it being in the background

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 4 года назад +73

      They’re British, they probably don’t know what it actually stands for

    • @lizardosomgaming9420
      @lizardosomgaming9420 4 года назад +23

      @@doubleoof7907 to us Brits it's just another flag

    • @dandi7812
      @dandi7812 4 года назад +9

      Fellow Brit here... someone care to explain??

    • @docinabox258
      @docinabox258 4 года назад +54

      @@dandi7812 America had a civil war over slavery, and the Northern Union was fighting to abolish it, but the Southern Confederacy was fighting to keep it. Plus that’s not even a real confederate flag, it’s the battle flag of the Forest Cavalry Corps, which was led by the founder of the KKK

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 года назад +2

      They are probably too clincally insane to notice.

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero 6 лет назад +81

    I don't think it was a primary care physician who told dude not to touch swords.
    I think it was his psychiatrist.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +700

    Thanks for the new video SorrowTV

    • @RayRoad64
      @RayRoad64 6 лет назад +38

      Justin Y. *Stop Watching ANIME*

    • @Shadow-876
      @Shadow-876 6 лет назад +79

      Justin Y. Mr justin, are you a cursed soul wondering RUclips?

    • @hoohah5067
      @hoohah5067 6 лет назад +7

      *NateTV

    • @not.alexanderr
      @not.alexanderr 6 лет назад

      Welcome

    • @DeevaDB
      @DeevaDB 6 лет назад +6

      Justin Y. You are everywhere !

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 3 года назад +10

    Knew a neckbeard in college whose behavior screamed incel. He got pissed that he couldn’t get any girls to hang out with him, but my buddies and I, who might I add looked like a mixture of stoners, gamers, and DnD types, had several girls in our group of friends that we hung out with regularly. Apparently he couldn’t get the idea through his head that girls don’t like it when you are perving on them 24/7.

    • @JubTTV
      @JubTTV 3 года назад

      lol

    • @justinnamuco9096
      @justinnamuco9096 3 года назад

      I think incels hate women rather than perving on them

  • @samoldenkamp7393
    @samoldenkamp7393 6 лет назад +487

    The anime "girl" at 0:30 is actually a boy.

    • @bertie9653
      @bertie9653 6 лет назад +16

      Nitler ! Weeb

    • @raised_OOT
      @raised_OOT 6 лет назад +31

      its actually a really good anime (Fate grand order was where astfolio first appeared) the series of fate shows was started in 2004

    • @basilevannegen6822
      @basilevannegen6822 6 лет назад +1

      i hate what they did to it with the newest series

    • @basilevannegen6822
      @basilevannegen6822 6 лет назад +6

      also roland, you're wrong he first appeared in fate apochrypha or however you spell it

    • @ClassicallyQuixote
      @ClassicallyQuixote 6 лет назад +15

      *OOF*

  • @ethanhughes8602
    @ethanhughes8602 6 лет назад +138

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    5:33

    • @FirstLast-lk3dq
      @FirstLast-lk3dq 6 лет назад +3

      that doesn't rhyme

    • @fusionswarly5383
      @fusionswarly5383 6 лет назад +17

      Roses are red, violets are blue, Bada-bing bada-boom, one piece is two.

    • @jb_lofi
      @jb_lofi 6 лет назад

      Oh dammit why didn't you link to just one second earlier so it rhymed. :D

    • @casperb.1519
      @casperb.1519 6 лет назад

      I see what you did there

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 6 лет назад

      YEAAHHH BOIIII

  • @kevint1929
    @kevint1929 4 года назад +44

    "What's a soyboy?"
    "A boy of soy"

  • @HumanBeanChild
    @HumanBeanChild 6 лет назад +51

    only alcohal can sustain me

  • @studioAGL
    @studioAGL 6 лет назад +73

    “Who has a whiteboard in their room?”
    *Laughs, sadly stares at whiteboard in my room*
    ._.

  • @Anonsage3
    @Anonsage3 5 лет назад +102

    whitpowerwednesday guy is an infamous diaper fur that uploads pictures of himself pooping in makeshift diapers.
    Just, ya know, if you where curious.

  • @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
    @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 6 лет назад +151

    Is this neckbeards or R/niceguys

    • @theholyschois7477
      @theholyschois7477 6 лет назад +62

      There's much overlap when you look at the Venn diagram.

    • @pokefan7446
      @pokefan7446 6 лет назад +23

      The Holy Schois Yeah, the on,y real difference is at what point they go apeshit.

    • @Admiral_Adblock
      @Admiral_Adblock 6 лет назад

      Rusty pickup man Both

    • @tommy7895
      @tommy7895 6 лет назад

      Isnt that the same?

    • @limechips4289
      @limechips4289 6 лет назад

      There's alot of overlapping in the venn diagram, like their chins. They flapped 3-5 times.

  • @yummyherbicide7296
    @yummyherbicide7296 6 лет назад +30

    6:24 that isn't Pepsi, it's a&w root beer
    You can tell based on the fact that the label has a light brown color and the bubbles are also brown.

  • @Ligierthegreensun
    @Ligierthegreensun 5 лет назад +32

    Nothing better than spelling "erudite" incorrectly when you're talking about race realism and IQ. Lmfao.

  • @aarong1092
    @aarong1092 6 лет назад +18

    4:24 to be fair that's just proper gun safety.

  • @fancywalrus8641
    @fancywalrus8641 6 лет назад +94

    0:24
    *Um...* I haven't seen much of the anime but I'm pretty sure that's a *trap*

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 4 года назад +17

    4:13 not a gun enthusiast, but Texan, so grew up around 'em: you're actually supposed to do that if you're not literally about to fire
    And That's Your Joke Ruining Fact Of The Day

    • @Nicator_
      @Nicator_ 4 года назад +2

      I think they know - that's why Will said 'appreciate the trigger finger', because it was good discipline.

    • @fortunatebum
      @fortunatebum 3 года назад

      Actually the gun is a .22 LR by looking at the magazine

    • @FunBoysGaming
      @FunBoysGaming 3 года назад +2

      You didn’t ruin anything, you‘ve spread knowlegde

  • @Wolf-E_VA
    @Wolf-E_VA 6 лет назад +175

    I love how all these cringe Facebook posts always have likes even if it says something like "BLACK GURLS CAN'T HANDLE MY ANIME SO I'LL ONLY DATE ASIAN CHICK'S WHO IDENTIFY AS WOLF OTHERKIN!"

    • @ziliestarrive
      @ziliestarrive 6 лет назад +28

      They are obviously doing so in order to actively fight cultural Marxism.

    • @LouisOnAir
      @LouisOnAir 6 лет назад +38

      Po Ho ah yes, cultural Marxism, that thing which definitely exists and makes sense as a concept. Let us rise up against the cultural borgoise and control our own means of being cultured.

    • @Knights_of_the_Nine
      @Knights_of_the_Nine 6 лет назад +9

      Black girls love anime, lol.
      Well I guess the ones I know :/

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 лет назад +21

      Knights of the Nine he's making fun of how creepy and indirectly racist those nerds are

    • @DrFrenchfries
      @DrFrenchfries 6 лет назад +1

      you kidding? anti sjws HATE otherkin so much, like, it makes them SEETHE with rage

  • @blue_jorquera
    @blue_jorquera 6 лет назад +26

    MY NAME IS THE NUDE KNIGHTT, AND TODAYYYY...

  • @kokokat06
    @kokokat06 5 лет назад +37

    4:32
    Ah yes, clearly you are so very smart, judging by how you definitely spelled "eminent" and "erudite" correctly :P

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 6 лет назад +43

    I think the one guy with the AR-15 and the Flitter (Or Cloud Chaser) plushy on his shoulder and the Confederate flags might be my favorite picture out of the entire video.

  • @qcumberSodazz
    @qcumberSodazz 6 лет назад +13

    6:26 Once again, another timeless classic from Warcorpse666

  • @Luiscandrawstuff
    @Luiscandrawstuff 5 лет назад +17

    3:01 That could be a very good Tom Holland impression.

  • @nevlord9337
    @nevlord9337 6 лет назад +69

    ... I have a whiteboard in my room

    • @nevlord9337
      @nevlord9337 6 лет назад +30

      FatBoy Crew well now I have an excuse

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 6 лет назад +14

      I assume it's used to outline to little girls all the ways feminisim sucks?

    • @nevlord9337
      @nevlord9337 6 лет назад +25

      VocalCalibration what else? Other then using it to plan my abduction of children

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 6 лет назад +11

      slick boi justin Well how else would you get the little girls in front of the whiteboard to begin with?

    • @nevlord9337
      @nevlord9337 6 лет назад +5

      Zero Zero now that's an offer I don't think I'm capable of refusing

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 6 лет назад +43

    4:25 Actually, that's just gun safety. Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire, otherwise you might shoot something by accident.

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 6 лет назад +5

      AIO inc. gives me flashbacks to screaming weapon safety rules at boot camp

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 6 лет назад

      AIO inc. it was the third rule

    • @Toupan
      @Toupan 6 лет назад

      happy kim stop

    • @a.t2103
      @a.t2103 6 лет назад

      This comment could be in the video

    • @scenpay8531
      @scenpay8531 6 лет назад

      AIO inc. U

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT 4 года назад +21

    “Who has a whiteboard in their room?”
    10ish year old me: ._.

  • @megu2272
    @megu2272 6 лет назад +66

    4:29 that guy probably unironicaly thinks that Social Darwinism is a real thing

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 6 лет назад +18

      Aint asians smarter tho? So by his own logic he would dyrting asians with his dumb european genes. Or if he thinks europeans are smarter, dirtying his own?
      Funny how the whole race iq pseudosciense only seems to come up when talking about black people and suddenly dissapears elsewhere.

    • @megu2272
      @megu2272 6 лет назад +27

      Vitorruy1 Asian's by themselves aren't by default smarter but they have a culture that values education higher than most others

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 6 лет назад +14

      Rook Mine Boi Yeah pretty much, dunno why those guys think it's wired in their DNA or something guess it makes they feel better about themselves. Sad.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 6 лет назад +6

      According to all known laws of aviation
      Yeah confirmation bias and all that jazz. Really sad that people think Africa is all starving kids in mud huts tho. It's such a diverse and interesting continent.

    • @TheRoland19111
      @TheRoland19111 6 лет назад +1

      Witch is strange... He is the living proof that the unfit sometimes survive

  • @rabbiqa
    @rabbiqa 6 лет назад +6

    5:08 This is basically saying "I would cause a scene because somebody mistreated someone else and not handle it like adults. Also I'm the GOOD guy."

  • @EuropeanQoheleth
    @EuropeanQoheleth 4 года назад +16

    Whenever I feel like I'm a huge neckbeard I always find someone on the internet who's even worse.

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal 6 лет назад +7

    4:16 it's just a good idea to NOT hold your finger on the trigger if you don't want to fire a weapon. Just FYI

  • @evesning
    @evesning 6 лет назад +43

    SootHouse needs to stop telling me to make questionable fanart for Jack

  • @rawsteak1186
    @rawsteak1186 2 года назад +4

    5:38 He went in so confidently I am crying💀💀

  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 6 лет назад +35

    2:54 - 3:48 r/niceguys

  • @CuteAnimeGirl
    @CuteAnimeGirl 6 лет назад +35

    4:16 it's called trigger discipline, I should know I'm murrican

    • @santayj7557
      @santayj7557 6 лет назад +2

      not the manliest murrican

    • @taro9921
      @taro9921 6 лет назад

      Karin Maaka I’m fookin English and I know this. Air/soft paintball. Enough said

    • @euso2008
      @euso2008 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah, even I know that and I'm portuguese. The only weapons we use are corkscrews and broken bottles.

    • @cambamslam3510
      @cambamslam3510 6 лет назад +1

      Armindo Ribeiro Deadliest weapons

  • @rain8412
    @rain8412 4 года назад +8

    “Since I have a high IQ myself...”
    *Misspells “erudite”*

  • @bluejayfinch
    @bluejayfinch 6 лет назад +74

    I do love me some *A L C O H A L*

  • @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186
    @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186 6 лет назад +44

    For Skyrim?
    ...what

  • @_wheat856
    @_wheat856 4 года назад +4

    4:19 the person was actually practicing gun safety. You keep your finger like that and only place it on the trigger if you intend to shoot something

  • @gforce07
    @gforce07 6 лет назад +28

    Loved this. I do have a question: why does Rhiana never have a lot of lines? She is so funny! I love all of you of course, and Rhiana is just adorable!

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 6 лет назад +8

      Maybe they're on a roll and she just wants to see where they take it.

    • @yechielblack9245
      @yechielblack9245 6 лет назад +1

      She probably talks less then everyone

  • @rachelconnor6574
    @rachelconnor6574 6 лет назад +8

    "That's a shib and that's a weab, let's go boys" George is my favourite omg

  • @k-marketmuotiala4801
    @k-marketmuotiala4801 3 года назад +9

    "I can see the nude knight fanart"
    HOLY SHIT GUYS IT WAS FORESHADOWING ALL ALONG

  • @nailmirror
    @nailmirror 6 лет назад +32

    2:53 why is she sitting on the xbox in the first place

  • @liltrashbag9793
    @liltrashbag9793 6 лет назад +29

    Are these the people who never got out all the cringe as a kid

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 4 года назад +8

    "My name is the nude knight, and-"
    *W H E E Z E E X P L O S I O N*

  • @rebuffedsalmon6264
    @rebuffedsalmon6264 6 лет назад +8

    The reason the guys finger is outside the gun is to keep it away from the trigger. That's actually completely normal.