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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 5 лет назад +2655

    Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine is ecstasy, so basically it's :
    roses are red
    grass is green
    ecstasy

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 лет назад +86

      My doctor works hard
      To help me to see
      But despite his best efforts
      Astigmatism me

    • @interestingboyo790
      @interestingboyo790 5 лет назад +84

      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap*
      Roses are red, grass is green,
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen?
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Just take a look at my gigantic peen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Said spleen five times, Constantine.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I snorted crack when I was a teen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I like women like a broom likes to lean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Mom always said to keep my room clean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

    • @kingvii9896
      @kingvii9896 4 года назад +9

      Its meth not xtc

    • @mevicky100
      @mevicky100 4 года назад +31

      Roses are red,
      Grass is green,
      🄼🄾🄻🄻🅈

    • @Glowingfed
      @Glowingfed 4 года назад +22

      king VII no, that is ecstasy or MDMA. Crystal meth is 2-Methamphetamine

  • @blakez_music
    @blakez_music 5 лет назад +3574

    Roses are red,
    Bees like to buzz,
    Roadwork ahead,
    Yeah, I sure hope it does.

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 лет назад +5322

    Ok but you could hear the power when he says “the children are fast, but biG BIRD IS *_FASTER_* “

  • @izzie9526
    @izzie9526 5 лет назад +4842

    Fun fact
    Methalinedioxymethanphetamine is the scienfific name of ecstasy.

  • @bruhmoment24
    @bruhmoment24 6 лет назад +3012

    roses are red
    money causes greed
    what did we learn?
    Charlie can't read

  • @gretaB64
    @gretaB64 6 лет назад +2106

    Roses are red, I have big eyelashes
    Teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +4575

    Didn't know Shakespeare was still alive

    • @Käbimees-p1t
      @Käbimees-p1t 6 лет назад +10

      Sam Patterson WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?!
      Nice profile pic tho

    • @lucagorosito3715
      @lucagorosito3715 6 лет назад +21

      go back to hoi4 you ogre

    • @marjorievaughn5125
      @marjorievaughn5125 6 лет назад +3

      Da fuq

    • @WewosGaming
      @WewosGaming 6 лет назад +8

      i didnt know Shrek memes were still alive i guess we were both surprised today.

    • @aimée_sao
      @aimée_sao 6 лет назад +9

      Sam Patterson yeah, but stephen hawking isn’t.

  • @MarshalDoesStuff
    @MarshalDoesStuff 6 лет назад +7214

    Roses are red
    and small as a mouse,
    My favorite channel
    is Soothouse.

    • @SootHouse
      @SootHouse  6 лет назад +998

      Roses are red
      you should come on our show
      Marshal...
      Come on our show Marshal..

    • @getreal5895
      @getreal5895 6 лет назад +108

      SootHouse COME ON OUR SHOW

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 6 лет назад +57

      That’s gay

    • @troclasklk3118
      @troclasklk3118 6 лет назад +12

      Soothouse is actually bigger than your channel (the double ammount of subscribers)

    • @ewankennedy5769
      @ewankennedy5769 6 лет назад +17

      SootHouse such literature

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 5 лет назад +631

    Oh, the childhood joke of:
    "Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This poem doesn't rhyme
    Refrigerator"

    • @Seth_Cones
      @Seth_Cones 4 года назад +6

      barbaro267 bbc Merlin? Is that you?

    • @santaclaus862
      @santaclaus862 4 года назад +19

      Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme but this one doesn’t

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 4 года назад +4

      @@santaclaus862 Forgot about that one lol

    • @amplifiedapathy
      @amplifiedapathy 4 года назад +18

      roses are red
      violets are blue
      this poem doesn’t rhyme
      my bad it do

    • @danandchristineharbour2538
      @danandchristineharbour2538 4 года назад +7

      Roses are blue
      Violets are red
      Not swapped
      I want beans

  • @theatrickal
    @theatrickal 6 лет назад +3809

    Rose are red, pie is a fraction,
    How to fake sudden death to avoid social interaction.

  • @sewer3352
    @sewer3352 4 года назад +371

    i asked my 6 yo sister to say methylenedioxymethamphetamine and she deadass looked at me and said 'i don't know that language'

    • @ThePizzabrothersGaming
      @ThePizzabrothersGaming Год назад +4

      I don't get what the problem is. Are people just not being taught how to read properly? just break it up in chunks

    • @2intheampm512
      @2intheampm512 Год назад +19

      ​​@@ThePizzabrothersGamingNot knowing how to pronounce the names of chemicals/pharmacological active agents, something even chemists regularly screw up or disagree with each other on, isn't the same thing as not knowing how to read properly lol

    • @ozmiumYT
      @ozmiumYT Год назад +6

      people are being taught to break things up into chunks, but you gotta give a six year old a bit of slack for not knowing how to break up long words into chunks hey?

    • @anxiety_ridden3
      @anxiety_ridden3 Год назад +2

      Hear me out: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- 11 месяцев назад

      @@ThePizzabrothersGaming Or, you know, she’s fucking 6 lmao.

  • @Some-ux6ig
    @Some-ux6ig 5 лет назад +627

    Roses are red, my life is hell
    Mitochrondia is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 5 лет назад +370

    Drinking chocolate when the “cock rings” order was spoken and it was very nearly the last words I heard on this earth before I choked to death.

    • @Ghoosteny
      @Ghoosteny 2 года назад +15

      You drank chocolate bars?

    • @probablynotalatexshork5495
      @probablynotalatexshork5495 2 года назад +10

      @@Ghoosteny pain bricks

    • @doplop
      @doplop 2 года назад +11

      you drank molten chocolate?

    • @gh0st_p3pp3r7
      @gh0st_p3pp3r7 2 года назад +1

      Underrated comment lmaoo

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 2 года назад +15

      @@Ghoosteny lol I think my phone deleted the word "hot" before chocolate. Drinking molten chocolate sounds like a choice though

  • @evesning
    @evesning 6 лет назад +1873

    Charlie's so pure,
    you guys are mean,
    now I'm not sure-
    how do I pronounce Methylenedioxymethamphetamine?

    • @bulliedkidstm8714
      @bulliedkidstm8714 6 лет назад +73

      Meth-a-leana-dioxy-metha-fetamine

    • @ChrisJD44Gaming
      @ChrisJD44Gaming 6 лет назад +24

      or just call it MDMA

    • @talhozlin
      @talhozlin 6 лет назад +12

      Scyphox that made it harder to pronounce, but thank you
      By the way you can also call it 3,4

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 6 лет назад +9

      Why did i start reading this as a poem and for once i actually read something right.....

    • @pray7056
      @pray7056 6 лет назад +4

      you just sniff it and then you know

  • @aspergheist690
    @aspergheist690 4 года назад +274

    "Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you"
    "There is no reason baked beans cant be a romantic meal for 2"
    "I beaned the rains down in Africa"

    • @veethebeaniest
      @veethebeaniest Год назад +2

      “Life and ✨styyyylllleee✨ how to eat, most popi”

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 6 лет назад +2722

    Soothouse is my favourite anime

  • @oshawott5308
    @oshawott5308 5 лет назад +319

    that’s the biggest word,
    Charlie’s ever seen.
    methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 лет назад +21

      Petition to make charile read llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwlllantrysiliogogogoch. If I spelt it right, it's a town here in Wales.

    • @interestingboyo790
      @interestingboyo790 5 лет назад +9

      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap*
      Roses are red, grass is green,
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen?
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Just take a look at my gigantic peen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Said spleen five times, Constantine.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I snorted crack when I was a teen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I like women like a broom likes to lean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Mom always said to keep my room clean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

    • @pineape1053
      @pineape1053 4 года назад

      dust particle i no longer no how to say methylenedioxymethamphetamine

    • @thailai3277
      @thailai3277 4 года назад

      you forgot the 3,4

    • @hayden.8057
      @hayden.8057 4 года назад

      Guys you forgot pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
      And yes I spelled that right
      (NEW-mo-ul-tra-micro-scopic-SILICO-vol-can-o-con-iosis)
      A lung condition caused by inhaling microscopic silicone particles and some other micro particles near volcanoes
      (Hence “ultramicroscopic”, “silico”, and “volcano”)
      Enough of me spitting facts

  • @HaydenX
    @HaydenX 5 лет назад +758

    Roses are red
    "I'll do it later"
    These are the words
    Of a procrastinator.

    • @smugone3330
      @smugone3330 5 лет назад +13

      I'll do it later

    • @binnyknocks
      @binnyknocks 4 года назад +9

      Smug One have you done it?

    • @GoldenGodess223
      @GoldenGodess223 4 года назад +6

      It's due by 11:59 by the way

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 года назад +1

      @@binnyknocks *sigh*
      Not yet, but I'll do it later.

    • @BenD47
      @BenD47 3 года назад +3

      Roses are red,
      That flow is pretty decent,
      Why'd you have to remind me that I lack motivation as of recent

  • @wackyfinn1984
    @wackyfinn1984 6 лет назад +294

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I still have not learned the names
    Of all of you

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 6 лет назад +16

      Charlie(Blue), David(Green), Dan(Red), Jack(Yellow), Matt(Orange), Rhianna(Pink), George(Purple, and not in this video), and Wilbur(Gray)

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 6 лет назад

      Useful! Thanks! :D

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 6 лет назад

      Yorha A2 no problem.

    • @mysticdarkwing6560
      @mysticdarkwing6560 6 лет назад

      @@NotHappernot thank much fam

    • @procommentr
      @procommentr 6 лет назад +4

      🎵THERES NOTHING GONNA TAKE ME AWAAAAAY FROM YOOOOU🎵
      🎶DONT THINK I'LL EVER LEARN THE NAAAMES OF ALL OF YOOOU🎶

  • @mrx4022
    @mrx4022 6 лет назад +2246

    Roses are red
    I ate a cucumber
    Man arrested for shouting the devil's number

    • @SirRayveltal
      @SirRayveltal 6 лет назад +6

      Y u s

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 6 лет назад +7

      O frick

    • @SuperSansCraftPhone
      @SuperSansCraftPhone 6 лет назад +20

      Roses are red
      Engineers' job are to fix
      Man arrested after shouting six six six

    • @Dysll
      @Dysll 6 лет назад +9

      Roses are red
      The fifth month is called May
      Study “claims” eating too many chicken nuggets can turn you gay

    • @SuperSansCraftPhone
      @SuperSansCraftPhone 6 лет назад +4

      I eat chicken tenders, am I gay according to "studies"

  • @crayonpartyz
    @crayonpartyz 5 лет назад +295

    Roses are red, Red does glisten.
    *TedTalks but does TedListen*

  • @BuglordSupreme
    @BuglordSupreme 6 лет назад +118

    Roses are red,
    I ate some beans
    *THE NUMBERS, CHARLIE, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?*

    • @axlthesnake
      @axlthesnake 6 лет назад +1

      Actual Moth oh no not math class

  • @milkweed6876
    @milkweed6876 6 лет назад +737

    Roses are red
    Cows have udders
    Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

    • @plomps
      @plomps 5 лет назад +5

      Roses are red
      Cows got udders
      Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

    • @shinjiikari9444
      @shinjiikari9444 5 лет назад +5

      Roses are red
      Cows have udder
      Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

    • @ahuman3871
      @ahuman3871 5 лет назад +11

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @fbiiscoming134
      @fbiiscoming134 5 лет назад +2

      roses are red
      money causes greed
      what did we learn
      gay ain't green

    • @dorpin510
      @dorpin510 5 лет назад +7

      *SUPER SMASH BROS*

  • @etherealcomplex6213
    @etherealcomplex6213 6 лет назад +286

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English dictionary that isn’t the name of a chemical or a condition

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 5 лет назад +72

      Roses are red, I'll commit plagiarism. The longest word in the dictionary is antidisestablishmentarianism

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 лет назад +4

      Not a condition? then how is it they found a cure for it?

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 5 лет назад +18

      Roses are red
      The real longest word is this v
      pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 лет назад +9

      Not necessarily. I'm against a lot of things that are against other things, not because I'm for those other things but just because I think the opposition is doing a lot of harm. Making the other things feel like oppressed martyrs for example, legitimizing them by opposing instead of ignoring them.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 лет назад

      More like the people manufacturing the fictional "alt-right" to trigger people like you.

  • @NateTVOfficial
    @NateTVOfficial 6 лет назад +2751

    A nice, well-thought-out description.

  • @Anna-hb1fu
    @Anna-hb1fu 6 лет назад +226

    Roses are red
    Cacti are prickly
    Can I just say
    That escalated quickly

  • @prestongarvy7593
    @prestongarvy7593 4 года назад +171

    I want a video of dan just sounding like wallace and saying
    "Evening gromit"
    "Where's the cheese?"
    "We need more crackers and cheese!"
    2:51 this is where he sounds like wallace

    • @joshrasinc7779
      @joshrasinc7779 4 года назад +7

      I think it's actually 2:48

    • @joaquinesquivel2109
      @joaquinesquivel2109 4 года назад +2

      Yeah he really sounds like Wallace jesus christ its unreal

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 года назад +2

      “You can’t see me, Gromit.”

    • @garfieldunderpants9914
      @garfieldunderpants9914 2 года назад +2

      "I'm not dabbing, I'm looking at the floor for cheese."

    • @veethebeaniest
      @veethebeaniest Год назад

      @@garfieldunderpants9914”I’m trying to find my *CHEEEEESSSEEEEE* “
      “I also can’t seem to find Gromit!”

  • @virgilcarteca1088
    @virgilcarteca1088 6 лет назад +1484

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    That's what we say
    But it just isn't true
    Roses are red
    And apples are too
    But violets are violet
    Violets aren't blue
    An orange is orange
    But Greenland ain't green
    A Pinky's not pink
    So what does it mean?
    To call something blue
    When it's not, we defile it
    But hey, what the heck
    It's hard to rhyme violet
    🌹💠🌹💠🌹💠🌹💠🌹

    • @timingegg7723
      @timingegg7723 6 лет назад +31

      👍

    • @danknoodle657
      @danknoodle657 6 лет назад +46

      Future poet m8

    • @SofterSocks
      @SofterSocks 6 лет назад +42

      You know, today's gonna be a good day

    • @crownhimbo
      @crownhimbo 6 лет назад +20

      Why is this not more popular

    • @spookyscarylamppost3431
      @spookyscarylamppost3431 6 лет назад +54

      Fun fact:
      When the poem was made, Violets are said to be blue because the colour, violet, wasn't identified yet.

  • @xavierreichel8254
    @xavierreichel8254 6 лет назад +510

    Roses are red, _bow down to your master_
    _the children are fast but _*_Big Bird IS FASTER_*

    • @ak47zgd70
      @ak47zgd70 6 лет назад +11

      *Big* *Birb*

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 6 лет назад +8

      Xavier Reichel *all hail the yellow bird*

    • @diobrando9842
      @diobrando9842 6 лет назад +2

      Xavier Reichel what happened in 1845?

    • @xavierreichel8254
      @xavierreichel8254 6 лет назад +1

      Dio Brando Florida and Texas became US states. The Raven got published. The rubber band was patented. An English bridge collapsed. The Irish potato famine started. A childbirth was anaesthetised for the first time.
      Many things happened. Take your pick.

    • @diobrando9842
      @diobrando9842 6 лет назад +1

      Xavier Reichel it was a joke, in the post i have seen, Bellow the image there was a comment that said "what happened in 1845, then someone answered "is not the year, it's the kill count

  • @marz7102
    @marz7102 3 года назад +93

    This was the first SootHouse video I ever watched. Now that the channel's been dead for a while now, I've come back to revisit.

    • @unseentactician
      @unseentactician 3 года назад

      i made a video on this subreddit too pls check it out :)

    • @lowmax4431
      @lowmax4431 2 года назад +1

      what happened to this channel?

    • @fart63
      @fart63 11 месяцев назад

      @@lowmax4431they weren’t able to compete with the Reddit channel factory that pumps out text to speech content

    • @SD_yessir
      @SD_yessir 10 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@lowmax4431They felt that Reddit content was getting dry and they wanted to finish while they had a good thing going instead of letting their channel slowly decline, so they disbanded.

  • @cherrygum3800
    @cherrygum3800 6 лет назад +334

    Roses are red
    That photo is blurry
    He Got caught by the police
    Because he was a furry

    • @silvertheshinysylveon6646
      @silvertheshinysylveon6646 5 лет назад +1

      roses are red
      I think you messed up
      or I could just lend you
      a 9,999,999,999 pound cup

  • @metaluzaki1534
    @metaluzaki1534 6 лет назад +1818

    Roses are red,
    the misssion is impossible,
    The "B" in LGBT stands for Bionicle.

  • @Rodent24
    @Rodent24 5 лет назад +101

    roses are red,
    i started crying,
    everybody gangsta
    till comments start lying

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless 6 лет назад +828

    BootHouse

    • @bbcradio7180
      @bbcradio7180 6 лет назад +9

      waffleless 🅱️ootHouse 💯💯👌👌👌

    • @roxiep.8996
      @roxiep.8996 6 лет назад +3

      boothouse to the head

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 лет назад +1

      roses are red,
      violets are blue,
      your Ebay code is KFCJEW

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 6 лет назад

      😩👌💯💯🅱️

    • @limedelta8
      @limedelta8 6 лет назад

      🅱️oothouse

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 6 лет назад +802

    *_METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE_*

    • @Otaku3009
      @Otaku3009 6 лет назад +8

      Lisa Fischer MDMA

    • @x99__
      @x99__ 6 лет назад +2

      Its easier to say if you split it into three parts

    • @TheAntiCreator
      @TheAntiCreator 6 лет назад +4

      You forgot the 3,4-

    • @psychopyro1012
      @psychopyro1012 6 лет назад +13

      Roses are red, i want a soul mate
      disodium (2S,3R,4R,4aS,5aR,6aS,7aS,8R,9R,10R,11aR,12R,12aR,13aS,14aR)-10-[(2R,3R,4R,4aS,6S,7R,8aS)-6-[(1R,3R)-4-[(2S,3R,4R,4aS,6R,7R,8aS)-6-[(1R,3S,5R,7S,9R,10R,12R,13S,14S,16R,19S,21R,23S,25S,28R,30S)-25-[(1S,3R,5S,7R,9S,11S,14R,16S,18R,20S,21Z,24R,26S,28R,30S,32R,34R,35R,37S,39R,42S,44R)-11-[(1S,2R,4R,5S)-1,2-dihydroxy-4,5-dimethyloct-7-en-1-yl]-35-hydroxy-14,16,18,32,34,39,42,44-octamethyl-2,6,10,15,19,25,29,33,38,43-decaoxadecacyclo[22.21.0.0³,²⁰.0⁵,¹⁸.0⁷,¹⁶.0⁹,¹⁴.0²⁶,⁴⁴.0²⁸,⁴².0³⁰,³⁹.0³²,³⁷]pentatetracont-21-en-34-yl]-9,13-dihydroxy-3,7,14,19,30-pentamethyl-2,6,11,15,20,24,29-heptaoxaheptacyclo[17.12.0.0³,¹⁶.0⁵,¹⁴.0⁷,¹².0²¹,³⁰.0²³,²⁸]hentriacontan-10-yl]-3,4,7-trihydroxy-octahydropyrano[3,2-b]pyran-2-yl]-1,3-dihydroxybutyl]-3,4,7-trihydroxy-octahydropyrano[3,2-b]pyran-2-yl]-2-[(2S,3R)-2,3-dihydroxy-3-[(1S,3R,5S,6S,7R,8S,10R,11R,13S,15R,17S,19R,21R,22S,24S,25S,26R)-6,7,11,21,25-pentahydroxy-13,17-dimethyl-8-[(2R,3R,4R,7S,8R,9R,11R,13E)-3,8,11,15-tetrahydroxy-4,9,13-trimethyl-12-methylidene-7-(sulfonatooxy)pentadec-13-en-2-yl]-4,9,14,18,23,27-hexaoxahexacyclo[13.12.0.0³,¹³.0⁵,¹⁰.0¹⁷,²⁶.0¹⁹,²⁴]heptacosan-22-yl]propyl]-4,8,9,12-tetrahydroxy-hexadecahydro-2H-1,5,7,11,13-pentaoxapentacen-3-yl sulfate
      upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Maitotoxin_2D_structure.svg/822px-Maitotoxin_2D_structure.svg.png

    • @jxnisnotfunny
      @jxnisnotfunny 6 лет назад +3

      Douglas Neufeld *_e c s t a c y_*

  • @chrisishere8673
    @chrisishere8673 5 лет назад +183

    Roses are red
    Can I get a ride?
    I've got the power of God *and* anime on my side!
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • @theoldveteran1345
      @theoldveteran1345 5 лет назад +4

      ChrisTLS I’ve always love that meme,
      But I can give you a ride,
      In my mums car broom broom.
      *mothers walks over*
      “Get out me car”
      Aww

    • @j.h170
      @j.h170 5 лет назад +4

      This comment is underrated.

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 4 года назад

      *_Wait,Stephen-_*

  • @flyingpiggles1034
    @flyingpiggles1034 6 лет назад +365

    How u gonna just skip over *BIONICLE*

  • @sacredyveltal4688
    @sacredyveltal4688 6 лет назад +137

    *3,4-METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE*

  • @corebroth8793
    @corebroth8793 5 лет назад +34

    That poor dog looks so upset that he boot too big for he gotdamn feet

  • @hakuyowane4505
    @hakuyowane4505 6 лет назад +1775

    Think there's a typo in the desc. You misspelled "Sorrow."

  • @scoobydoo6773
    @scoobydoo6773 6 лет назад +237

    Roses are red, bow down to your master
    *Runs in fear*
    "No please.... s...s.. spare us"
    The children are fast.....
    "PLEASE, NO!"
    B U T B I G B I R D I S F A S T E R

    • @lucabarrett2
      @lucabarrett2 6 лет назад +3

      Hey that doesn't rhyme :(

    • @woodpencil441
      @woodpencil441 6 лет назад

      Snipe LDOH didn't rhyme, disliked

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 лет назад

      Snipe LDOH This comment is like a leaky fart. It’s like the person who wrote it read the original post, digested it and then shit happened and some of it spilled out here.

    • @Clit_Yeastwood
      @Clit_Yeastwood 6 лет назад

      “I don’t think you know, how fast I really am” ~ Fucking Keemstar = Big Bird confirmed

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 лет назад

      The main cause of warps in all of reality I know! I tried to give this guy the thumb down, but it doesn’t show and now I’m sad.

  • @pamboo2346
    @pamboo2346 4 года назад +113

    Roses are red, a female deer is called a "Doe"
    My Dad left to get milk where did he go?

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 4 года назад

      it’s alright he stopped for cigarettes at cvs on his way back he’ll be here soon

    • @joaquinesquivel2109
      @joaquinesquivel2109 4 года назад

      @@squiggles6861 yeah and he stopped at walmart for tidepods for laundry

  • @TheUnslainDragon
    @TheUnslainDragon 6 лет назад +89

    THE NUMBERS, CHARLY, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

    • @magicblini
      @magicblini 6 лет назад +7

      *WHERE ARE THEY?*

    • @b0nkbonk
      @b0nkbonk 6 лет назад +5

      The Unslain Dragon did i just read.... charly.. with my own two eyes

    • @b0nkbonk
      @b0nkbonk 6 лет назад +2

      The Unslain Dragon it’s spelled charlie

    • @clawcakes
      @clawcakes 6 лет назад +2

      what the fuck is a charly

    • @TheUnslainDragon
      @TheUnslainDragon 6 лет назад +1

      Like I give a damn.

  • @wondabread2238
    @wondabread2238 6 лет назад +52

    Roses are red,
    Grass is greener,
    *I was charged with sexual misdemeanor.*

  • @mariataylor2697
    @mariataylor2697 6 лет назад +44

    “I’ve wet my bed overlord”
    “I’ve never wanted to die But now I do”

  • @emiliagreen736
    @emiliagreen736 6 лет назад +685

    Roses are red, white girls literally can't,
    Nothing is more inspirational,
    than "Eat Pant".

  • @tombstonejones9581
    @tombstonejones9581 6 лет назад +94

    Roses are red
    Mario's rival is Bowser
    If you're feeling famished might I suggest you ingest trousers?

  • @RTF8RH
    @RTF8RH 3 года назад +37

    Roses are red,
    sparrows are birds,
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia is ironically the fear of long words

    • @SUPEREGOKARMA
      @SUPEREGOKARMA 2 года назад +2

      How do you even BEGIN to pronounce that?!?

    • @Noodyourbiz
      @Noodyourbiz Год назад +2

      Mary Poppins: *hears long word* *I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED*
      Bart And Bartholomew: NONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
      Mary Poppins: *big inhale*

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 6 лет назад +1024

    _Roses are red,_
    _A type of dog is called greyhound,_
    _Charlie should attempt,_
    _To read the entire TITIN compound._

    • @udbhavshrivastava
      @udbhavshrivastava 6 лет назад +26

      Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 6 лет назад

      Bruh

    • @justanedit001
      @justanedit001 6 лет назад +6

      ruby rose Longer with his stutter at long words

    • @tamahawk175
      @tamahawk175 6 лет назад +8

      Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @tamahawk175
      @tamahawk175 6 лет назад +12

      it basically just means "you've inhaled a lot of very small particles that are tearing up your lungs when you breathe"

  • @mataschmata
    @mataschmata 6 лет назад +39

    fun fact that dog pic is not the origin of the sentence "he boot too big for he gotdamn feet" it's actually a picture of a rooster with actual boots on.

    • @ryanoat
      @ryanoat 6 лет назад

      interesting

  • @revalanims5017
    @revalanims5017 5 лет назад +55

    3:25
    Nobody:
    Actually nobody:
    Subtitles: *_the red grass is green_*

  • @scoobydoo6773
    @scoobydoo6773 6 лет назад +82

    Roses are red, sugar is sweet
    H E B O O T T O O B I G F O R H E G O T D A M N F E E T

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 лет назад

      Snipe LDOH Oh my, get diapers! Don’t spread it around like this.

  • @Lukemccarthy2011
    @Lukemccarthy2011 6 лет назад +88

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Wilbur is sad because
    Soothouse needs views
    **Drops Mic**

    • @Lukemccarthy2011
      @Lukemccarthy2011 6 лет назад +1

      It's not supposed to be funny. Only to make certain people triggered because its true.

  • @AlexanderFaux
    @AlexanderFaux 6 лет назад +8

    "roses are red, woe is me, I'm not in this photo and i think i should be"
    I've never related to a quote more

  • @Aethyx
    @Aethyx 6 лет назад +163

    It's pronounced "methylenedioxymethamphetamine"

    • @GaryIV
      @GaryIV 6 лет назад +26

      I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "methylenedioxymethamphetamine"

    • @Aethyx
      @Aethyx 6 лет назад +13

      Gary P. Oh my bad fam

    • @antton9623
      @antton9623 6 лет назад +4

      Or just MDMA

    • @xenny5358
      @xenny5358 6 лет назад

      Thank you

    • @Lunayvamp
      @Lunayvamp 6 лет назад +3

      Aethyx IS THIS REALLY A FUCKING WORD

  • @PaulPriebeMusic
    @PaulPriebeMusic 6 лет назад +161

    I’d pay to be in one of the discord calls

    • @lordoxyn5099
      @lordoxyn5099 6 лет назад

      Lucky Luis they should legitimately make that a business $20 an hour in the discord

  • @foxtrotgaming4684
    @foxtrotgaming4684 6 лет назад +96

    Roses are red,
    Some boats are called barges,
    Man in elmo suit arrested for pedophilia charges

  • @PotatoBullets115
    @PotatoBullets115 6 лет назад +111

    *THE NUMBERS, CHARLIE*

  • @promise8614
    @promise8614 6 лет назад +178

    Roses are black.
    Violets are black.
    Everything is black.
    I can't see.

    • @promise8614
      @promise8614 6 лет назад +1

      Roses are red
      Everything sucks
      In Soothouse, everyone talks about cocks.

    • @lunarequine7734
      @lunarequine7734 6 лет назад

      Camilo Rosas it doesn’t rhyme.

    • @promise8614
      @promise8614 6 лет назад +5

      княуѕαlιѕ i know.

    • @villehaak7889
      @villehaak7889 6 лет назад

      Camilo Rosas
      How do you know what blind people see?

    • @reybutsquishy
      @reybutsquishy 6 лет назад +2

      княуѕαlιѕ whoosh

  • @tp4bunghole108
    @tp4bunghole108 Год назад +4

    This video is sort of time capsule for that specific brand of reddit humour that doesn’t really exist anymore

  • @erinlol4066
    @erinlol4066 6 лет назад +67

    3:16. ur welcome

  • @colinwrye
    @colinwrye 6 лет назад +126

    Roses are red,
    Grass is green,
    3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

  • @FruitKocktail
    @FruitKocktail 4 года назад +17

    That is the most depressing John Cena song ever

  • @cosmo8192
    @cosmo8192 6 лет назад +63

    Charlie is being bullied

    • @user-qq4tj8gm8b
      @user-qq4tj8gm8b 6 лет назад +6

      he’s always being bullied.

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 6 лет назад +5

      Roses are red,
      This poem has been sullied,
      Since when is Charlie not being bullied?

  • @carpetsmell2523
    @carpetsmell2523 6 лет назад +22

    Watchmojo:
    top 10 Anime betrayals
    Soothouse: Roses are red, I come from Dover.. what are you doing soothouse the videos over.

  • @jeremyclarkson3527
    @jeremyclarkson3527 4 года назад +9

    "roses are red,
    Giraffes live in the zoo"
    Yes David.
    I'm sure they do.

  • @lokilord3169
    @lokilord3169 6 лет назад +25

    Roses are red,
    I've got a fact for you,
    Violets are purple,
    Not fucking blue!

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 6 лет назад +110

    A quality video + Ebay's phone number
    *_C O N T E N T_*

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 5 лет назад +40

    ""ROSES ARE RED
    GRASS IS GREEN
    THAT'S THE LARGEST WORD
    CHARLIE'S EVER SEEN"
    But definitely not the largest thing. 😉

  • @IsaArts2930
    @IsaArts2930 6 лет назад +17

    2:48 You had no idea how hard I was cracking up at this part

  • @WsgMark
    @WsgMark 6 лет назад +45

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Eat pant
    And my shoe

  • @audreydimmel6674
    @audreydimmel6674 3 года назад +11

    "Hello Soothouse denizens."
    "Greetings Overlord."
    "I come presenting rhymes."
    *immediately likes the video*

  • @skye_meeren
    @skye_meeren 6 лет назад +27

    charlie is the cutest thing im CRYING

  • @direwolf8257
    @direwolf8257 6 лет назад +66

    Ra Ra Rasputin
    He is a edgy emo teen
    It was a shame how he carried on
    Ra Ra rasputin
    He just fell and hurt his spleen

  • @gremlinwc8996
    @gremlinwc8996 4 года назад +46

    Roses are red
    I'm part of society
    Right at this moment
    I'm filled with anxiety

  • @jasperfr
    @jasperfr 6 лет назад +810

    Roses are red,
    Open the door,
    ..
    ..I don't know what to put here
    Roses are red,
    this poem is a mess,
    Maybe you should

    • @ironmilutin
      @ironmilutin 6 лет назад +44

      I see what you were trying to do, doesn't really translate on non-english youtube

    • @tazthetimepatroller2651
      @tazthetimepatroller2651 6 лет назад +10

      Finish the test?

    • @uneehq
      @uneehq 6 лет назад +5

      _clapp_

    • @GESTOPTKANAALDJARO
      @GESTOPTKANAALDJARO 6 лет назад +21

      Roses are red,
      Open the door,
      ..
      ..I don't know what to put here
      Meer weergeven
      Roses are red,
      this poem is a mess,
      Maybe you should
      Minder weergeven
      It doesn't work for people who's RUclips is in a different language

    • @maximalgamingnl9954
      @maximalgamingnl9954 6 лет назад +2

      Haha its funny because you don't expect the twist

  • @lymph_
    @lymph_ 6 лет назад +19

    6:04 holy shit 10/10 singing right there gg david

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum442 Год назад +4

    i think of “my man’s got his jordan’s on” every time i see someone with jordans

  • @tbanderr
    @tbanderr 6 лет назад +168

    r/sbubby
    make it happen

  • @Zakro116
    @Zakro116 6 лет назад +54

    poor charlie isn’t used to the scientific names of drugs, he’s too pure

  • @junipest9291
    @junipest9291 3 года назад +12

    Roses are red
    Trees produce wood
    Just killed a women
    Feelin' good

  • @sinistrodellamorte
    @sinistrodellamorte 6 лет назад +16

    Roses are red
    Officers scream "Freeze!"
    How to prevent hemorrhoids everytime i sneeze

  • @juiciebox
    @juiciebox 6 лет назад +37

    CHARLIE IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST I'M SORRY

  • @scratchboi28
    @scratchboi28 3 года назад +6

    Roses are red,
    My Wii remote is white,
    Please send help,
    I've hit my friend with it twice.

  • @shannons.7466
    @shannons.7466 6 лет назад +43

    (AS THE SUBTITLE TEXT I KNOW ALL)

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 лет назад

      Alright there, "Kirby"

    • @Crabbbage
      @Crabbbage 5 лет назад

      @@Hanhan-fi1dr yeah whoever did these subtitles can fuck right off. sub the video, don't try to be a comedian.

    • @selkiefxs5000
      @selkiefxs5000 4 года назад +4

      @@Crabbbage chill, its will who subs them
      take a joke

  • @direwolf8257
    @direwolf8257 6 лет назад +86

    Hippity Hoppity
    *RUSSIA CLAIM PROPERTY*

  • @leahflops9425
    @leahflops9425 5 лет назад +1

    Roses are red, the milks gone sour,
    Having killed the tooth fairy with a badminton racket, Elmo inherites her treasure and goes mad with power

  • @alexwhipday3945
    @alexwhipday3945 6 лет назад +23

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    20 million died of the Spanish Flu

  • @yeetmcgeet9787
    @yeetmcgeet9787 6 лет назад +7

    5:41
    "Sometimes he barks"
    Maybe it's because of the branch

  • @Asocial-Canine
    @Asocial-Canine 5 лет назад +1

    The 1845 was actually the year, indicating that this is actually a colourised photo of the Irish Potato Famine, and the evidence that the massive loss of life was not due to illness or starvation, but what was locally known as "An Éan Mór"

  • @lazartrajkovic7972
    @lazartrajkovic7972 6 лет назад +36

    Roses are red
    Grass is greaner
    When i think of you
    I play with my weaner

  • @craigfarley9926
    @craigfarley9926 6 лет назад +9

    2:52
    You can’t see me
    My time is now...
    if you don’t obey me
    I’ll show you how
    RKO out of no where

  • @Glenn_Quaggs
    @Glenn_Quaggs 2 года назад +4

    Roses are red ,Birds can fly, I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

  • @lenny1134
    @lenny1134 6 лет назад +66

    Roses are red, grass is green
    At 3AM i vaseleen my ween

    • @interestingboyo790
      @interestingboyo790 5 лет назад +1

      *Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap*
      Roses are red, grass is green,
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen?
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Just take a look at my gigantic peen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Said spleen five times, Constantine.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I snorted crack when I was a teen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I like women like a broom likes to lean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Mom always said to keep my room clean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 года назад

      I'd really love to be on Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu right now, the scenery is great there

  • @frandatown
    @frandatown 6 лет назад +50

    Roses are red
    There is a diagnosis
    Called pneumonoultamicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

  • @Topikkaperna
    @Topikkaperna 3 года назад +2

    charlie never wants to spell finnish word "lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas".

  • @paoloantoniozambranamagri1405
    @paoloantoniozambranamagri1405 6 лет назад +91

    chemistry is hard

  • @jadenbates
    @jadenbates 6 лет назад +26

    Roses are red
    He has the flab
    He is the globglogabgalab

  • @bnw5435
    @bnw5435 3 года назад +2

    Drugs are bad,
    So don't do meth.
    Iggle Piggle is actually a sailor lost at sea, freezing to death.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 6 лет назад +509

    Roses are blue
    Violets are red
    I burnt some grass
    Wait what

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 6 лет назад +9

      Profile pic checks out

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 лет назад

      No!

    • @creemo5375
      @creemo5375 6 лет назад +3

      Roses are blue
      Violets are red
      I smoked grass
      Now Im trippin balls, dude

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 лет назад +3

      MayorGin
      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue.
      What are you smoking?
      Can I have some too.

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 лет назад +1

      Albert Nave Roses are red,
      he smoked grass.
      ”Too” doesn’t rhyme with ”blue”
      you fucking ass!