Cursed Images [Feat. General Sam]

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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  • @GeneralSam
    @GeneralSam 6 лет назад +12532

    i've expanded my whorish shirt ads to other channels. god damn im killin it.
    edit: and for the record, all proceeds from the incels shirt will go straight to an incel in need. me.

    • @flaccreal
      @flaccreal 6 лет назад +32

      fuck off

    • @morbidmars
      @morbidmars 6 лет назад +21

      General Sam Thanks for granting my wish, may I have another?

    • @EeveeTheEevee
      @EeveeTheEevee 6 лет назад +7

      General Sam Fucking dumbass Incel

    • @josh_bartholomew_2530
      @josh_bartholomew_2530 6 лет назад +11

      Oh shit this isn’t good it’s spreading quicker than doc Mitchell in willburgurs new vegas playthrough

    • @cancerc.795
      @cancerc.795 6 лет назад +14

      General Sam what about the “eat pant” shirt

  • @Astromaniac8802
    @Astromaniac8802 5 лет назад +4152

    0:01 “I have acquired the bread
    But at what cost?”

  • @corabain
    @corabain 5 лет назад +992

    3:04 that "UK Doll Lovers Meet" image haunts me, because I know where that photo was taken, its only a few miles from where I live. That means they could come back at any time!

    • @mogzyb25feb
      @mogzyb25feb 5 лет назад +36

      Same, I had to stop the video because I was so spooked

    • @martingrey2004
      @martingrey2004 5 лет назад +64

      They know where you live

    • @tylerbenjamin3842
      @tylerbenjamin3842 5 лет назад +22

      @@martingrey2004 flesh is better than plastic.

    • @noplace3571
      @noplace3571 4 года назад +17

      Omg same! I can never go back there. Years of school trips ruined!

    • @thechannelwithnoname4713
      @thechannelwithnoname4713 4 года назад +4

      BIG PIT!!!

  • @theishiopian68
    @theishiopian68 4 года назад +356

    2:00 every time you blink he moves to a different corner, most often the one behind you

    • @duality7404
      @duality7404 4 года назад +42

      His weakness is any room that’s round. He just runs around the perimeter of the room then. Forever. Until someone views him from outside the room and blinks.

    • @daxtro5492
      @daxtro5492 4 года назад +9

      Haha, jokes on him, I'm already cowering in a corner heh heh...

    • @duality7404
      @duality7404 4 года назад +21

      Daxtro
      Oh no. That’s how he catches his prey. He waits until _they_ hide in the corner!

    • @KarmanicMizery
      @KarmanicMizery 4 года назад

      Duality current containment procedure: no windows and a giant petri dish

    • @scrhh
      @scrhh 3 года назад +1

      scp 173

  • @BruhRandom25
    @BruhRandom25 5 лет назад +2236

    I'm like 100 percent sure that the first image is from a movie called food boy

    • @emethborden3841
      @emethborden3841 5 лет назад +60

      The Emerald Dagger it is

    • @birdy4696
      @birdy4696 5 лет назад +44

      The Emerald Dagger oh my god I thought it looked familiar 🤣🤣

    • @BudDinktrap
      @BudDinktrap 4 года назад +55

      I remember noticing that movie while scrolling through Netflix, lol

    • @totallyafromthisuniverse7096
      @totallyafromthisuniverse7096 4 года назад +28

      I have that picture as the lock screen on my school iPad

    • @camrendilbeck
      @camrendilbeck 4 года назад +8

      I watched and I liked it

  • @kukelhupf
    @kukelhupf 6 лет назад +1403

    1:34 Rich Evans always wins in the when he‘s the Birthday Boy.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 лет назад +79

      [high-pitched wailing laughter and the sound of a couch being slapped]

    • @unk4140
      @unk4140 5 лет назад +66

      OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

    • @DustinIsHappy
      @DustinIsHappy 5 лет назад +55

      HE GOT AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 5 лет назад +15

      Also, julia roberts

    • @pinkguy3051
      @pinkguy3051 4 года назад +38

      I CLAPPED BECAUSE I RECOGNISED IT

  • @freejones9129
    @freejones9129 6 лет назад +3145

    Are we gonna ignore that the kids shirt said "skinheads of poland"?

    • @BossPL4Ever
      @BossPL4Ever 6 лет назад +72

      Sorry

    • @lefunnyN1
      @lefunnyN1 6 лет назад +171

      xddd that words on wall also say "God, Honour, Coutry"

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 6 лет назад +8

      N Country

    • @laney958
      @laney958 6 лет назад +5

      W H E N

    • @laney958
      @laney958 6 лет назад

      W H E N

  • @sambradley9091
    @sambradley9091 5 лет назад +2985

    "Why's he shooting a black kid"
    "Well I mean, it's America dude"

  • @theoptimistichippo8185
    @theoptimistichippo8185 4 года назад +1708

    "Anyone who takes off there pants to go to the bathroom is obviously a serial killer."
    Me, who takes off all my clothes: *intense sweating*

    • @crowgang6678
      @crowgang6678 4 года назад +161

      what

    •  4 года назад +85

      Finnaly someone like me

    • @spiderycider
      @spiderycider 4 года назад +120

      @ sorry w h a t

    •  4 года назад +44

      @@spiderycider I feel uncorfortable

    • @uh5987
      @uh5987 4 года назад +38

      YO I HONESTLY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

  • @blastturtle22
    @blastturtle22 6 лет назад +1075

    Is this an SCP
    Soothouse
    Consumes
    Pant

    • @coalopalatticus6964
      @coalopalatticus6964 6 лет назад +16

      blastturtle22 Nope, it's a fictional writing site structured like a wiki which catalogs weird shit. Their most famous creation is SCP-173, a sculpture that breaks your neck whenever you aren't looking at it.

    • @blastturtle22
      @blastturtle22 6 лет назад +51

      Nicole Rafferty i know what it is, i'm on the damn site. I was referring to what one of the guys said about the image.

    • @coalopalatticus6964
      @coalopalatticus6964 6 лет назад +19

      blastturtle22 Oh sorry, honest mistake.

    • @blastturtle22
      @blastturtle22 6 лет назад +21

      Nicole Rafferty it's ok, it's easy to make mistakes on the internet.

    • @yara339
      @yara339 6 лет назад +37

      *only pant can sustain me*

  • @MrJQWERTY
    @MrJQWERTY 6 лет назад +1121

    I’m watching this on the toilet. I have never had more anxiety in my life than during the frog segment

    • @murillocosta5044
      @murillocosta5044 6 лет назад +57

      Mr QWERTY If I were you I would be worried about the guy from the next stall over

    • @Joyisascammer
      @Joyisascammer 6 лет назад +16

      Mr QWERTY same my bruv, wanna get naddos after. Quid.

    • @CoolkiddVids
      @CoolkiddVids 6 лет назад

      same

    • @WeezerFan-js4gd
      @WeezerFan-js4gd 6 лет назад +1

      Has anybody realized that his name is the format of the keyboard

    • @alladtheyeetlord3341
      @alladtheyeetlord3341 6 лет назад

      Mr QWERTY oh hey me too

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred 4 года назад +139

    6:30 I just noticed the massive stack of CD's behind the dude.

    • @taiteraide
      @taiteraide 3 года назад +3

      It goes on forever

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 3 года назад +3

      Other than that, that’s honestly not a cursed image. It’s actually pretty cool.

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 2 года назад +2

      Replayer the master of cds

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 6 лет назад +1032

    Ok, with the toilet one, here is my interpretation of the rules: "You're hiding in a public bathroom. There's some ambiguous threat outside the door. Four stalls are occupied, and this is what you can see. But if you bang on the stall doors, only one of them will actually help you, and the other three will try to kill you. Who do you trust?"
    In which case, here is my evaluation:
    Door number 1: No pants. This is probably the most neutral choice. Not only are they not wearing pants, they're wearing sandals. Nobody who enters a bathroom intending to harm someone would intentionally incapacitate themselves more than they needed to to maintain the element of surprise. This person cannot hurt you, but they probably won't be effective at protecting you either. Taking off your pants is a relatively inconspicuous quirk of pooping compared to the other options.
    Door number 2: Gun. Kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it? High risk, high reward.
    Door number 3: Fries. I guess the decision to put half-eaten food on a dirty bathroom floor suggests that this person is reckless or slovenly, but how does that reveal whether or not they intend to harm you? Even if you're only concerned about whether he can protect you from an external threat, you can't actually infer anything about his competency from this decision. All you know for sure is that this person visited another location before coming into this bathroom. Suggesting that this person at least isn't _premeditatively_ looking for violence. They might still prove themselves to be a nut if you disturb them.
    Door number 4: Puppy. At face value, the dog is the only good omen of the entire lot. This person brought their dog into the stall with them. That's actually fairly normal, especially since it's a small dog, and it implies the person is already the protective type. Also, horrible as it may be to say, the dog could be used for a decoy when dealing with whatever other danger you're facing. The only dangerous thing to consider is that some social predators specifically bring cute animals with them in order to humanize themselves. The puppy is such an obvious indicator of trustworthiness, it almost should be taken as a red flag. But the real red flag is... the dog is in that guy's _PANTS!_ The situation would be a lot easier to assess if it was more than a still image, but it's hard to tell whether the dog is comfortable or trying to escape. If the guy brought the dog in, pulled down his pants, sat down, then let the dog climb in because the dog wanted to, that's one thing. If this person has just been keeping a small dog trapped in his ass all day and only reveal it when he goes to the bathroom, that's quite another.
    Honestly, this is less of a creepy image, and more it reminds me of those other RUclips videos where you're given "FBI APTITUDE TEST ONLY 2% OF PEOPLE WILL GET THIS RIGHT". Anyway, I guess I'd still pick Door 4. Even if the guy is a child abductor, at least I get a chance to save his dog... or use his dog to save me.

    • @dastardlydan4022
      @dastardlydan4022 5 лет назад +61

      I’m speechless

    • @yourmomandthem
      @yourmomandthem 5 лет назад +31

      THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES

    • @jakewitcombe5304
      @jakewitcombe5304 5 лет назад +132

      This is an excellent comment, but I feel Door 1 holds the most dangerous option:
      - Taking off the pants implies he can sense an impending threat. Having pants around one's ankles would be a massive handicap, limiting movement greatly. By taking off his pants, he removes that handicap entirely. As General Sam said: This is not his first rodeo.
      - The socks and sandals are great for disguising his power. One generally associates this combination with excessively white people; more known for clapping when the plane lands than having physical or mental prowess. Nobody would suspect him.
      - Each point taken individually, he might not be a threat. But put together, we could create a profile of a psychopath. A man who is a master of manipulation, always ready for a fight. A man without empathy, who (as I have said replying to other comments) most likely hunts human beings for sport. Thus, he could just as easily support us as he could turn on us. This man was been in this position countless times before, and this will not be the last.
      In conclusion, The man behind Door 1 would do the best job of protecting you, IF he decides to let you live. So you should still pick Door 4, making my comment as pointless as this entire venture.
      Thank you for your time.

    • @misterdinner3648
      @misterdinner3648 5 лет назад +19

      @@jakewitcombe5304 Yeah, and based on what ive seen, linus tech tips is pretty fucking ruthless.

    • @drip9210
      @drip9210 5 лет назад +1

      For a toilet??

  • @twonerdsandageekproduction3831
    @twonerdsandageekproduction3831 6 лет назад +830

    You gotta choose the guy who has his pants all the way off, he's the only one that won't be tripping over his pants during the fight

    • @sc7796
      @sc7796 4 года назад +7

      What if his nut got a beating

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +16

      The guy with the gun doesn't even have to stand up, he can just shoot you through the wall.

    • @bonelessmice6828
      @bonelessmice6828 2 года назад +1

      @@fynnla.e who knows if it’s loaded or not?

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 2 года назад +10

      @@bonelessmice6828if mans bringing an unloaded gun to a toilet that needs a gun, he’s brave enough that I want him.

    • @R-BGamingUK
      @R-BGamingUK 2 года назад

      @Two Nerds and a Geek Productions the guy with the gun doesnt even has his pants downssx

  • @newmoisturizer5054
    @newmoisturizer5054 6 лет назад +2663

    1:06 No one cared who I was... until I put on the mask.

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 года назад +106

    1:12
    He feels no pain. Only lust.
    Only bloodlust for that sweet sweet syrup. He shall do anything for the syrup. He shall do anything it tells him to. He'll do it.

    • @funkuro
      @funkuro 3 года назад +2

      W-what happens if the syrup tells him to do bad things... WHAT HAPPENS?!?!

  • @skrumbleton3745
    @skrumbleton3745 4 года назад +181

    The thing about SCPs is the you can make anything into an Scp , there’s one that’s just a toaster that makes you try to turn yourself into a toaster ,two legged squat man could totally be an scp

    • @kolibrispacestation
      @kolibrispacestation 3 года назад +9

      Can I be an SCP?

    • @Howthetoastcrumbled
      @Howthetoastcrumbled 3 года назад +6

      @@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev I mean there is a soundsmith dupe shovel as a SCP so anything possible

    • @pokesonav
      @pokesonav 2 года назад +1

      I think that's a woman

    • @lukesmith8896
      @lukesmith8896 Год назад

      @@pokesonav For a second I thought you were implying that women are--in some sense--toasters that try to make you turn yourself into a toaster

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep 10 месяцев назад

      How did you make someone having 2 legs sound weird

  • @robi5834
    @robi5834 6 лет назад +203

    Bread guy in the toilets is from a movie called food boy. He’s so distressed is because earlier in the movie he’s so obsessed with hygiene but before the bread mayonnaise starts coming out of hands and someone says “something called hygiene dude”, and then he gets scared out of all the bread uncontrollably flowing out of his hands.

    • @Yoshirama
      @Yoshirama 6 лет назад +35

      Kelloggsfan2008 WHAT THE FUCK?! That is the most absurd thing I've ever heard.

    • @robi5834
      @robi5834 6 лет назад +2

      Josh G fucking google it mate

    • @caelancheney4036
      @caelancheney4036 6 лет назад +2

      It's on netflix

    • @robi5834
      @robi5834 6 лет назад

      Cheezy Space Man aye that’s where I saw it

    • @sailordotjpeg
      @sailordotjpeg 6 лет назад +2

      He also believes he has cancer when peanut butter comes out of his hand

  • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
    @Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 лет назад +1517

    >white
    >bald
    >squatting
    >water stains on wall
    MUST BE EASTERN EUROPE

  • @jotaros_dolphins2213
    @jotaros_dolphins2213 4 года назад +204

    2:44
    He has a "Skinheads of Poland" T-shirt. There is also racial slurs and nationalist crap on the walls, all in polish.

    • @graceclifton1415
      @graceclifton1415 3 года назад +22

      the white laces aswell

    • @jtek2259
      @jtek2259 3 года назад +12

      yeah its pretty fucked up

    • @Artemis-to8fk
      @Artemis-to8fk 2 года назад +5

      what is skin heads of Poland ;-;

    • @xanshen9011
      @xanshen9011 2 года назад +4

      @@Artemis-to8fk polish neo nazis

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 2 года назад +4

      Ah yes, the average polish house.

  • @Bendrums
    @Bendrums 4 года назад +41

    4:17 I love how they talk about the wallpaper and not the guy cutting the cake with a fucking chainsaw

  • @E_blanknamehere
    @E_blanknamehere 6 лет назад +358

    0:00 dude that photo is from the movie food boy. its on Netflix, i swear to god its about a kid who can shoot food out of his hands, like spider man.

    • @antaraxia6180
      @antaraxia6180 6 лет назад +8

      SPEED WEED i think it is called the adventures of food boy

    • @Sapphirebulletsofpurelove
      @Sapphirebulletsofpurelove 6 лет назад +10

      SPEED WEED I’ve watched it. It was an interesting one

    • @slimothy02
      @slimothy02 6 лет назад +15

      movie fucking sucked tbh

    • @mispeleddevel3360
      @mispeleddevel3360 6 лет назад +5

      SPEED WEED I watched it as a kid it was so stupid

    • @PravusTheKid
      @PravusTheKid 6 лет назад +25

      Watched it and told my friends that you can screenshot any moment from that movie and it’d be a meme

  • @flippanties
    @flippanties 6 лет назад +405

    That Dick the Birthday Boy image is actually cursed. When the boy, Rich Evans, grew up, he continued to be haunted by the Showbiz Pizza Bear, and somehow also Gene Simmons.

    • @AirMan928
      @AirMan928 6 лет назад +49

      Flippant Phantom you mean international sex symbol, Rich Evans of RLM fame?

    • @Usernamesdontmatter1
      @Usernamesdontmatter1 6 лет назад +22

      AirMan928 Yes it's true. That incredibly smart, hot and strong man was once dick the birthday boy.

    • @TimPoultney
      @TimPoultney 6 лет назад +21

      OHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAHD!

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum 6 лет назад +5

      Billy Bob haunts all who see him. He's the one who caused the explosion in the lab of the madman who designed, created and built the entire Rock Afire Explosion.

    • @SlayBabyGOfficial
      @SlayBabyGOfficial 6 лет назад +1

      Flippant Phantom i think i know why gene simmons is in on it

  • @danharold5055
    @danharold5055 4 года назад +80

    0:00 its a movie called "FOOD BOY" i think
    i was on disney once

    • @jelenamertens88
      @jelenamertens88 4 года назад +4

      @PENIS MUNCHER MMMMM YES PENIS MUNCHING... MMMMMMMMMM YESS

  • @acblook
    @acblook 5 лет назад +83

    4:27 It's the chickens from Legend of Zelda

    •  4 года назад +6

      Lol, don't mess with the cuccos

    • @ghiobus4933
      @ghiobus4933 3 года назад +1

      cuccos. my worst nightmare.

  • @fantasticfour8362
    @fantasticfour8362 6 лет назад +246

    Oh shit you stepped up your editing game! Mad Respectz!

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 6 лет назад +835

    The frog segment.
    *_ANXIETY INTESIFIES_*

  • @kane4878
    @kane4878 5 лет назад +99

    At 4:19 there's just a random homeless man if you look above the chainsaw

    •  4 года назад +1

      Why do you assume he is homeless?

    •  4 года назад

      @culoPlano 456 white people can also be homeless, and black people can be rich

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад +7

      @ I'm just impressed you called back to this argument 4 months later

  • @LOCAL_LEE
    @LOCAL_LEE 4 года назад +62

    2:00 is nobody going to mention the stains in the window that looks like a skeleton?!

  • @NeonChrome_
    @NeonChrome_ 6 лет назад +233

    The Dick the birthday boy picture is of Rich Evans, it is beautiful.

  • @roundabout468
    @roundabout468 6 лет назад +308

    1:39 that's rich evans from RedLetterMedia

  • @drinksommilkboi9870
    @drinksommilkboi9870 3 года назад +29

    These are the type of pictures you find in miss peregrines home for peculiar children

  • @ugerwashy
    @ugerwashy 4 года назад +57

    1:43 it’s about time Soothouse and RedLetterMedia did a collab

  • @agateomania712
    @agateomania712 6 лет назад +176

    1:59 I like how the first question asked is
    "Is this an SCP?"
    Like yes. It needs to be if it's not.

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 4 года назад

      I can take him down. Take a shit on my poo poo hole.

    • @KarmanicMizery
      @KarmanicMizery 4 года назад +1

      R/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @thatguy8637
      @thatguy8637 3 года назад

      @@googles1000 k

  • @omagedon014
    @omagedon014 6 лет назад +374

    4:03 are we just going to ignore Casey Neistat with a chainsaw?

    • @Eric_Pham
      @Eric_Pham 5 лет назад +5

      omagedon 01 yes

    • @job5986
      @job5986 5 лет назад +15

      I don’t see it necessary to bother Casey (aka)
      SCP-69420
      Object Class: Keter
      Will kill any sentient being with its chainsaw, and captures children to feed off of. Must be confined in a 4x2 containment cell. Has escaped, and is currently in a containment procedure, with Nine Tailed Fox Cadet; Captain [][][]
      and Private First Class [][][][][]. Is only safe when alone with no pressure or stress.

    • @bricklickmcgee4196
      @bricklickmcgee4196 5 лет назад +6

      Could the fucker *not* find a kitchen knife.

    • @staity7380
      @staity7380 5 лет назад +1

      Lovely profile pic omagedon

  • @luizcomz3787
    @luizcomz3787 5 лет назад +54

    6:18
    *STICKY FINGERS*

    • @AZRARICCIARDO
      @AZRARICCIARDO 4 года назад

      ARRIVEDERCI

    • @AZRARICCIARDO
      @AZRARICCIARDO 4 года назад +1

      @@thediamondore5230 that jojoke literally has no connection to this jojoke deadass

    • @AZRARICCIARDO
      @AZRARICCIARDO 4 года назад +1

      @@thediamondore5230 Yeah, I am getting tired of people saying the same jojokes over and over again

    • @AZRARICCIARDO
      @AZRARICCIARDO 4 года назад

      @@thediamondore5230 not sure, spamming stand cries are cringe but this fits with my jojoke

    • @cheesydelphox1552
      @cheesydelphox1552 3 года назад

      THIS IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR

  • @bingbongjoel6581
    @bingbongjoel6581 5 лет назад +170

    2:19 On his shirt it says “Skinheads of Poland” wtf

    • @kacpernowak1535
      @kacpernowak1535 4 года назад +6

      @John Smith What do you mean?
      By the way, the words on the wall "Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna" form a known Polish phrase which means "God, Honour, the Homeland"

    • @thenazigermancountryballco4582
      @thenazigermancountryballco4582 3 года назад +2

      Interesting.

    • @gonzowalsingham2495
      @gonzowalsingham2495 3 года назад +2

      Behold, the master race!

    • @toomanysandwiches8665
      @toomanysandwiches8665 3 года назад +7

      @@gonzowalsingham2495 behold the cringe race

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 3 года назад +1

      @@kacpernowak1535 aren't they like, white supremacists or sum?

  • @CringeLordGD
    @CringeLordGD 6 лет назад +813

    2:19
    They didnt even notice...
    "Skinheads of Poland"

    • @dagomeiudex6583
      @dagomeiudex6583 6 лет назад +71

      Also "Bóg Honor Ojczyzna" on the wall, translating to "God Honour Motherland"

    • @marfoo2439
      @marfoo2439 6 лет назад +19

      Kto z Polski?

    • @kiwi_sodas
      @kiwi_sodas 6 лет назад +17

      Or they just didn’t want to point it out

    • @axbxi
      @axbxi 6 лет назад +8

      ja z Polski/ am from Poland and I guess they just didn't checked this on translator

    • @md-lc8gq
      @md-lc8gq 6 лет назад +16

      Also the paratrooper boots ("Springerstiefel" in German) with white shoelaces, classic indicators of chauvinist thugs

  • @joshuabower9679
    @joshuabower9679 6 лет назад +778

    1:58
    SCP-5999
    Object class: Keter
    Special Containment Breach:
    Nah I'm not doing this lol

    • @giginapolereyes8076
      @giginapolereyes8076 6 лет назад +166

      Item#: SCP-6969
      Object Class: Euclid
      Special Containment Procedures:
      SCP-6969 is confined in an eight meter by eight meter by eight meter (8 × 8 × 8) secure standard human containment chamber in Storage Site-69. SCP-6969 is to be fed 8 times a day with any leftover edible content found by personnel around the foundation. Two specially armed individuals (Delta-1 and Delta-2) are to guard the containment chamber day by day. If ever SCP-6969 ever expresses audible distress, the site is to be evacuated until SCP-6969 has completed it's action.
      Description:
      SCP-6969 is a caucasion male standing five (5) feet in height. Other than SCP-6969's face, all body parts have been concealed by a dark black cloth. SCP-6969 has not yet been found to produce feces and/or urine, declaring SCP-6969's digestive system questionable. X-Rays have shown that SCP-6969 does lack no genitals, but possesses a non-anomalous vital organic system. SCP-6969 does not seem to have the need to imbibe any water, but requires to be fed. SCP-6969 is capable of consuming any kind of edible, raw, rotten, contaminated, or burnt substances. (e.g. Expired food, SCP-610 flesh, etc.) Once again, it's digestive system has been shown to be non-anomalous. How SCP-6969 is capable of doing this remains shrouded in mysteries. SCP-6969 also produces a loud shriek during a period of time as a response to a kind of distress. SCP-6969 appearantly has no reason whatsoever for this distress. Once an individual within 50 meters have heard this distress, the subject will mysteriously perish from cardiac arrest. The reason and method of this action is still unknown. This will only happen on seemingly random time intervals, but most commonly when heat is sensed within 612 metres.
      Recovery Log:
      SCP-6969 was found in the N███ home in North D█████, T████ found wandering around with the corpses of T███ N███'s relatives, who have been found lying on the floor, dead from cardiac arrest. Later on, SCP-6969 was confined through *[DATA EXPUNGED]* .

    • @giginapolereyes8076
      @giginapolereyes8076 6 лет назад +19

      :D

    • @shino5089
      @shino5089 6 лет назад +22

      Jayboss137
      SCP-6666-J
      Object Class: Apollyon
      Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6666-J iS tO bE sToReD vIa SCp-76 vErY thANK yOu
      Description: SCp-6666-J iS a VurY stRonG SCP creATur. He hAs bEen InvOlvEd in mUltiPle DesTruCtIons of SCP CreaTurs sUch aS sCP-682 aNd ScP-963. He iS a ReaLiTy BenDeR, aNd hE hAS coNFirm 100% LoyAlte in the FounDatin. His anOmale oCcccures wHeN ScaRleT KiNg reTurN go Boom BoOm
      He gO kiLl wiTh hIs WoodN beEm nEx to Him he CaN keEp iT
      Discovery:SCP-6666-J wAs [ ] iN [ ] because [ ]. [ ] of the [ ], causing [ ].
      Addendum:
      -SCP-666-J-VS-SCP-682
      ------
      0:00 taP beGin
      0:05 SCP-666-J kiLl sCp-682 yEs
      0:30 dR.BrigH waLk iN conTain Zon an Theay Kis vUre Much
      -SCP-6666-J-inTerView
      Dr. Hedge - Oh Jesus Christ, not another meta one. . .
      SCP-6666-J whyaT? yOur cUta liK briaght? Aaaa [ ]
      *At this point, Dr.Hedge begins vomiting.
      Dr.Hedge - WHO THE HELL LET 239 MAKE AN SCP FILE??
      SCP-6666-J aaAh yEs I maRre Brighat lIve fReover
      ---
      Message from Dr.Hedge -
      "To whomever the frick made this happen, I hope you're happy."

    • @joshuabower9679
      @joshuabower9679 6 лет назад +3

      Squirtle 1810 hahahahahahaha

    • @jirogyro650
      @jirogyro650 6 лет назад +1

      Hhhhhiiiiiissssss

  • @Askejm
    @Askejm 4 года назад +34

    1:58 scp-096 after someone looked at it

  • @chid9278
    @chid9278 4 года назад +22

    “The first guy to take his pants off while taking a sh*t is a serial killer”
    Me: **sweating**

  • @grumpyhobo_tries_2_play_vi864
    @grumpyhobo_tries_2_play_vi864 6 лет назад +142

    I legit once found a tree frog in my toilet. Was super early in the morning and I accidentally pissed on him thinking it was a turd stain. The stain moved and I thought I was in some sort of alternate universe. And no I don't live in a third world hell hole!

    • @rhettlama6708
      @rhettlama6708 6 лет назад

      grumpyhobo_tries_2_play_video_games Darwin hey

    • @iraqigamer2407
      @iraqigamer2407 6 лет назад +19

      grumpyhobo_tries_2_play_video_games
      Lol, it seems that I'm not the only person who pisses on shit stains.

    • @crowgang6678
      @crowgang6678 6 лет назад +2

      Rural Australia - the little shits are everywhere, it's so fucking hot yet they choose to live there - in the toilets.

    • @dylanod.4189
      @dylanod.4189 6 лет назад +1

      grumpyhobo_tries_2_play_video_games soooo... second world kinda Hell hole?

    • @antlanta
      @antlanta 6 лет назад

      Kian Kian if it did he would mention it.
      Why, do you want to see a pic of it 🤔

  • @slaterstarz
    @slaterstarz 6 лет назад +143

    SCP
    Secure
    Contain
    P A N T

  • @Herbert.
    @Herbert. 3 года назад +9

    "for those cast from the surly bonds of the vagina, never to return"
    The quality of this setup is greatly underrated. A+

  • @danifoxx7469
    @danifoxx7469 3 года назад +8

    That first picture is so well known as a cursed image but I’ve yet to meet someone else who recognizes the even more cursed movie it came from

  • @willcooke5308
    @willcooke5308 6 лет назад +225

    1:30 RICH EVANS!!!

    • @loder8592
      @loder8592 6 лет назад +26

      finally a fraud in their videos

    • @mightybison15
      @mightybison15 6 лет назад +11

      Yes thank you someone else got it!

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 6 лет назад +11

      Will Cooke "How'd you get ahold of my childhood photos?"

    • @Camr34
      @Camr34 6 лет назад +33

      I SAW RICH EVANS AND I CLAPPED

    • @andlikeof3
      @andlikeof3 6 лет назад +19

      It's that fucker Rich Evans

  • @johnpeterson6347
    @johnpeterson6347 6 лет назад +160

    " is that an SCP " XD

  • @angstlichalex7785
    @angstlichalex7785 4 года назад +8

    The first image is from a movie called "bread boy" and it used to be on Netflix. I vividly remember watching it when I was younger but it honestly feels like a fever dream. I think the premise was something along the lines of that the guy has bread based superpowers but can't control them? I feel like most of it was set in a school and it might have had something to to with the government?

    • @peacefulleopard8016
      @peacefulleopard8016 3 года назад +1

      Who authorised and made that film? Who went to someone and said ‘I want to make a movie about a child who can conjure bread’ ? These questions keep me up at night.

    • @chxriqq
      @chxriqq 2 года назад +2

      No, the movie is called The Adventures of Food Boy, and it's about a boy who inherits the power to create foods from his bloodline, and he has to decide whether or not to abandon the power, or keep it and fulfill his destiny of becoming a great chef. This scene is from the beginning when his powers first start manifesting when he's in a school bathroom, and he doesn't know how to control it.

  • @petrichor7388
    @petrichor7388 4 года назад +19

    "Liz is crashing, mate"
    Because all Brits call the Queen 'Auntie Liz'

  • @SomeWhiteMF
    @SomeWhiteMF 6 лет назад +82

    My uncle works for two men and a truck they sometimes have 3 guys if they're training a new mover

  • @joshhansen2460
    @joshhansen2460 6 лет назад +148

    I love your videos because it makes me feel like I have friends

  • @saterthezombie.9574
    @saterthezombie.9574 5 лет назад +67

    6:14 *Giorno's theme plays*

  • @atamatone_music
    @atamatone_music 4 года назад +12

    I wish one of them said ,"Now that's what I call a toad-stool!" at 6:03

  • @WasatchGarandMan
    @WasatchGarandMan 6 лет назад +92

    I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW RICH EVANS

    • @prophetofbeans6781
      @prophetofbeans6781 6 лет назад +3

      Overwatch I did a double take, then i remembered the Juicy Shaq Meat episode and now i'm on another Best of the Worst marathon

  • @leotard2536
    @leotard2536 6 лет назад +172

    You could say those are toadstools

  • @unreal727
    @unreal727 5 лет назад +13

    The first image is a scene from a movie that has a title along the lines of “The Adventures of Food Boy”. It’s actually pretty alright.

  • @hiimdelta8385
    @hiimdelta8385 5 лет назад +211

    cursed picture = quintuple W
    What
    where
    why
    who
    when

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 4 года назад +6

      Five would be pentuple, not quintuple (4), my dude

    • @maiajoyb
      @maiajoyb 4 года назад

      Wack

    • @ifyoureadthisv1
      @ifyoureadthisv1 4 года назад +10

      oh boy 4 is quadruple

    • @hayatobun
      @hayatobun 4 года назад

      all I can think of is the song from spy kids

    • @JackSmith-nt5nx
      @JackSmith-nt5nx 3 года назад

      @@helltubejackie1086 I am concerned for the 6 people that liked this comment

  • @VoorTrekker88
    @VoorTrekker88 6 лет назад +621

    I don’t know if you guys realize this, but Dick, the birthday boy in that picture is actually Rich Evans from RedLetterMedia. They even featured the picture in one of their Best of the Worst videos.
    Also... the picture of the boy standing on the bed is posted in cursed images because he is dressed as a skinhead. Skinheads are white supremacist neo nazi groups. The dead giveaway was his black boots with white laces, which is a things that skinheads do. Oh... and also the fact that his shirt says “Skinheads of Poland” on it...

    • @nell1251
      @nell1251 6 лет назад +40

      VoorTrekker88 Just so you know there exist skinheads in each country in Europe, ( especially Germany ). Sucks that little Nazi had to post this picture, especially while wearing the tee shirt that was saying Poland on it, Since people in Poland hate Nazis for what they did to us in WWII. I shouldn’t even have to say this but that picture does not represent Poland our it’s people.

    • @VoorTrekker88
      @VoorTrekker88 6 лет назад +66

      Zybrani Oh don’t worry. I’ve been to Poland, and I know personally the Poles do not share those extreme views. If you think about it, a Polish neo-nazi is about the most ironically ridiculous thing a person could ever be...

    • @Weruen
      @Weruen 6 лет назад +47

      Skinheads were originally groups of people who listened to music, had strong beliefs about helping the working people, had shaved heads and wore certain clothes. All that happened was that some stupid neo-nazis took that look and adapted it into their disgusting ‘cult like’ ideology. Skinheads were originally good people but neo-nazis ruined their image unfortunately

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 6 лет назад +17

      nineties First wave -yes.
      But it never happened in Poland.
      Skinheads there are and always have been fascists.

    • @kingdowner2112
      @kingdowner2112 6 лет назад +12

      nineties Yes, this is true, but not in Poland. This is only really true in the us and uk

  • @harrypotter19370
    @harrypotter19370 6 лет назад +96

    1:38 Rich Evans as a little boy

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 6 лет назад +9

      yeah that fucked me up when i learned it was him. and that mike is responsible for it becoming a meme.

    • @propername4830
      @propername4830 5 лет назад +3

      I'll be on the bridge

  • @Mahaliak
    @Mahaliak 5 лет назад +53

    "Is this an S.C.P.?"
    He's my favorite person

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith5400 2 года назад +4

    3:23 was literally the first cursed image I’ve ever seen

  • @bbenny9033
    @bbenny9033 6 лет назад +37

    /r/SamsIncels was doomed the moment it was created

  • @molly-ayla8042
    @molly-ayla8042 6 лет назад +103

    That first one is unbelievably from a movie, it's called the adventures of food boy and is on Netflix (not sponsored)

    • @diegoacosta8550
      @diegoacosta8550 6 лет назад +3

      UserNameMooCow yeah i remember that movie. Didn't know what to think of it.

    • @lilreesespuff
      @lilreesespuff 6 лет назад +3

      how do you sponsor a youtube comment

    • @ameneko98
      @ameneko98 6 лет назад

      Joshitronia there have been sponsored social media posts, and I'm sure there's at least one business person crazy enough to buy RUclips comments

  • @picax8398
    @picax8398 5 лет назад +10

    The way Sam laughs when he says "this Fuckin' little guy"😂😂

  • @BackPalSA
    @BackPalSA 6 лет назад +21

    1:33 A young Rich Evans, about to learn what love is... far too early.

  • @NimhLabs
    @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +949

    ... wait... that is not just what normal photography ends up working like?

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 6 лет назад +20

      Did you perchance buy your camera from an out-of-the-way oddities shop with a strange, evil-looking shopkeeper, and when you tried to return the camera, the shop was gone and everyone you asked swore there had never been any shop there?
      Because boy howdy, if I had a nickel for every time that's happened to me....

    • @weebleflufflycakes7238
      @weebleflufflycakes7238 6 лет назад +8

      Jojoforpres Taxes

  • @SirNightmareFuel
    @SirNightmareFuel 6 лет назад +70

    1:30 I think that's a RedLetterMedia reference to Rich Evans.

  • @RipOffProductionsLLC
    @RipOffProductionsLLC 3 года назад +10

    fun fact for those who don't know: the kid in "Dick the Birthday Boy" is Rich Evans of Red Letter Media.

  • @samuelmcgowan2565
    @samuelmcgowan2565 3 года назад +2

    3:43 "You're only limited by your "imagination""
    Those quotation marks are "unnecessary" and somewhat "disturbing".

  • @LaiLai-2111
    @LaiLai-2111 6 лет назад +13

    The first image is from a movie called “Food boy” and he has just accidentally summoned that bread

  • @Pharmasboy
    @Pharmasboy 6 лет назад +108

    Nothing gets me quite in the mood for Christmas like creeps and crawlies

  • @mrcrestful
    @mrcrestful 3 года назад +6

    Always lovely to see Rich Evans in another video

  • @Un_available99999
    @Un_available99999 4 года назад +13

    Like... can we acknowledge that the kid on the bed was wearing a skinheads of Poland shirt 😵😵😵

  • @jackmeyers2435
    @jackmeyers2435 6 лет назад +63

    2:28 is Ben Swolo in the making

  • @LinkTheHero
    @LinkTheHero 6 лет назад +225

    He mentioned SCP. Love that guy

    • @LinksYTLink
      @LinksYTLink 6 лет назад +10

      Link The Hero
      Wait who the fuck are you.

    • @LinkTheHero
      @LinkTheHero 6 лет назад +23

      The Hero of Time

    • @virmbot
      @virmbot 6 лет назад +6

      The war has started.

    • @sycration
      @sycration 6 лет назад +1

      wait wot

    • @DJET723
      @DJET723 6 лет назад

      But why?

  • @chunkychunkster3276
    @chunkychunkster3276 4 года назад +10

    1:20 are they emphasizing that one of them is a truck

  • @John-ii3ql
    @John-ii3ql 4 года назад +3

    When you think about it. The scp wiki is like an entire fictional metaverse created from finding cursed images and making up interesting backstories for them

  • @momosuke_
    @momosuke_ 6 лет назад +341

    Digest pantaloons

  • @ericdigirolamo8904
    @ericdigirolamo8904 6 лет назад +466

    DICK THE BIRTHDAY BOY
    Thing behind boy: don't mind if i do.

    • @agenthurricane4839
      @agenthurricane4839 6 лет назад +28

      This made me laugh far harder than it should have

    • @jusstzy997
      @jusstzy997 6 лет назад +6

      Eric DiGirolamo i thought of dat

    • @Em-xx2yz
      @Em-xx2yz 6 лет назад +6

      That thing behind him is Billy Bob from the Rock afire explosion xD

    • @fire6337
      @fire6337 6 лет назад +1

      Zing Painting Even though I absolutely love the band I still have that picture saved 😂

    • @sparrowwing5347
      @sparrowwing5347 6 лет назад

      Why do you think it even has one

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 4 года назад +5

    "You'll know it's cursed when you [see] it."
    -CallMeCarson, Cursed Videos

  • @murciadoxial8056
    @murciadoxial8056 5 лет назад +13

    1:54 Oh look!, Is Rich Evans and Julia Roberts!

  • @Lanomanse
    @Lanomanse 6 лет назад +40

    And on that day Glod said "Eat Pant" and there was SootHouse.

  • @iroden5335
    @iroden5335 6 лет назад +81

    I was on the toilet when they switched to the frog pic

    • @neoniakitsama
      @neoniakitsama 6 лет назад +3

      ribbit ribbit gonna slap your ass

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 6 лет назад +1

      Frog Anal Vore

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 6 лет назад

      Zambo 564 you delete them in real life

  • @nika_akina3152
    @nika_akina3152 5 лет назад +2

    Out of all the things that would help me cope with my parents’ loud and constant arguments, it had to be this channel. Thank you SootHouse.

  • @filipr670
    @filipr670 5 лет назад +6

    2:43 it says on the wall "God, honour, the nation"

  • @_bad_wizard_
    @_bad_wizard_ 6 лет назад +11

    1:58
    When somebody finds me in a corner eating shredded cheese at 3am

  • @cluehunter18
    @cluehunter18 6 лет назад +44

    It makese sense talking about Cursed Images during the Christmas holidays...
    Also where be the Eat Pant shirts?

    • @rebeccaucich1290
      @rebeccaucich1290 6 лет назад +1

      Machupichu18 prolly nowhere cuz "EAT PANT" Bart is from a monster factory episode originally

  • @nayf6847
    @nayf6847 Год назад +1

    I like how they focus on the guy’s kimono and completely ignore the gigantic stack of cds next to him

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 4 года назад +5

    I just saw the "two men and a truck" moving company today when I was driving around town 🤣 I've never seen that company in my life before today..now I see them here in this video. Truly a cursed image if I ever saw one.

  • @istyl2525
    @istyl2525 6 лет назад +184

    Devour Trousers

  • @terimarymags
    @terimarymags 6 лет назад +171

    *EAT PANT*

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 года назад +2

    2:50 “Is it bad that I not only have that image but I also took the time to cut out the lady?”
    Hmmmmm...... 🤨
    Nah, you’re good. 😂👍

  • @devin5201
    @devin5201 6 лет назад +11

    1:15 scp 347 object class keter codename: lightning man.

  • @Sadend
    @Sadend 6 лет назад +11

    4:03 You are going to focus on the wallpaper.
    And not on that that person using a chainsaw to cut the cake.

  • @clone10123
    @clone10123 6 лет назад +71

    Hey two men in a truck is a local place here in Milwaukee, they always have more then two men

    • @Carbide195
      @Carbide195 6 лет назад

      They always have more, "then" they have 2 men?

    • @cobsbiggestfan6516
      @cobsbiggestfan6516 6 лет назад +2

      Not a local company

    • @hiyakaya
      @hiyakaya 6 лет назад

      Got that in Texas to, but there is only two men.

    • @discjockeye
      @discjockeye 6 лет назад +2

      Joe Eden Wait.. Dick the Birthday Boy, AKA Rich Evans, from RedLetterMedia is from Milwauke..

    • @dorkyoin
      @dorkyoin 6 лет назад

      Joe Eden same Quad cities

  • @thewingedserpent5823
    @thewingedserpent5823 4 года назад +1

    the background music makes me want to binge every down the rabbit hole video by fredrick knudsen again

  • @blod9862
    @blod9862 5 лет назад +6

    The first image is actually a movie

  • @TrailerguyGotStolen
    @TrailerguyGotStolen 6 лет назад +62

    The first one is from a movie called "Foodboy"

    • @Bobelponge123
      @Bobelponge123 6 лет назад

      Eek

    • @ohdamn5586
      @ohdamn5586 6 лет назад +1

      It was gret

    • @ghoulishgoober3122
      @ghoulishgoober3122 6 лет назад +1

      Trailerguy the second image is of the aftermath where he has a son with a pancake melted on to his hide, he drinks maple syrup.

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 6 лет назад

      Is this the movie where the boy can create food out of thin air?

    • @sodapopmop9447
      @sodapopmop9447 6 лет назад

      I was just gonna type that.

  • @dogemaster7678
    @dogemaster7678 6 лет назад +55

    SHIT, i saw the frog one, WHILE i was on the toilet

  • @namedtruman
    @namedtruman 3 года назад +2

    4:30 he's tied with kentucky ballistics and demolition ranch.
    the fact he reviewed the super shorty and ruger pc carbine (my 2 favorite guns), i love