I’m not real Or am I to be fair, I think he has dwarfism or something, but that doesn’t make him a kid, it is pretty rude to bend down like that on her part lol
As a scot i can confirm that, that is true. Being in a country where our main export is whiskey, we somehow convinced the world it is satisfactory to lick a polished floor.
@@andrewreid7582 most scots on the west side of the country have irish heritage, my accent is a mix of various ethnicities due to the influx of european and western (specifically) ethnic groups
@@InAtlasAtLast He's right, I'm Scottish but I speak Norwegian and 'æ' is pronounced like the 'a' sound in the word "cat" or "bat". My name is Adam and if you were to pronounce it in Norwegian the way that it is pronounced in English then my name would be spelt "Ædam" over there. I think in Denmark and Iceland it's pronounced differently though.
Funniest thing is when you put a yorkshireman next to a glasweegen is the funniest experience to have. It basically becomes an unintelligible grunting match to see who can make the longest phrase out of eldritch words .
*Caribou Luu* The Scots were banned from speaking their native language in public, under pain of death, so they spoke English in their own way on their own terms.
Honestly this seemed like a fun, wacky, harmless place compared to the US at anytime. Keep Scotland Scottish so we can enjoy these strange and down to earth people.
Like this seems fun but I honestly just hear every or so word and im trying to articulate whats being said in my head and man, i definitely am not someone with good auditory processing to even try.
Lived in Scotland for about a year. I'll never forget that country. I absolutely love everything about the country and the people. I ended up watching this video because i missed the accent!
Gavin ye it you have been around Glasgow where I live there’s people who are small cause our ancestors were short and that’s why doors are sometimes small
@@TheTrollingWeasle not in the highland but Glasgow you have a team of 15 year olds with Madoff and knives and a junkie in a wheelchair chair thing to stab people but only pushing one wheelchair so he gose round in a circle
A warning for non-Scottish people: This is us on a normal day, sober. If you see us coming out of a pub with football flags and shirts looking pissed off, it's because our team lost and we're drunk af. Don't mess with us at that point.
Pistolety 500 fuck Celtic n fuck rangers it’s a bunch a guys on grass kicking a ball about 🤦♂️ a mean ffs cunts have got killed for being a “fenian” or a “hun” it’s acc such a spazzy thing tae care about
“Yer a shagger”
“Yeah I am”
I wish I had that level of confidence
I both love and hate Other Scottish People
That's a TV programme In Scotland
What does that mean.
You do. Top shagger
Excuse me my hostile Scotland friend, I’m also a crazy mexican and was wondering what does that word mean to introduce it to my vocabulary
‘sorry shagger’
‘PC McClaren, but shagger is a fact’
Do you even know what a shagger is
• Dynxxx • yes and anyways I was saying what the police said lmfao
And shagger I am
Pigs 🐷🐖🐽
• Dynxxx • I dae
"Ten scones at her grave?"
"It's her birthday, she was a big woman"
Îtś ær bérthdæ śhãy waś ã bîg wæmûn
I would like ur comment but it's at 669 likes and I won't take that away from you
oooh, that's what they said. I always give up midway through that conversation
"I didn't call you baldy, baldy"
Aye sounds right
he's not even scottish lmao
@@hotelmario510 correct, I belive, from that show, it was either Scunthorpe or Scarborough
@@dantebingham6043 close enough, baldy.
hotelmario510 yeah he is, it’s my girlfriends brother, he speaks English but he is defo Scottish
@@WeeKev1910 nah bollocks mate thats my uncle's girlfriend's brother's friend's nephew. also hes from yorkshire
10 scones...."aye she was a big wumman...."
I'm crying...😂😂
Woman*
Reece Downey r/whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@MyenaVT no. just stop
@@sirhellhound3074 r/whoooosh
@@orlaithtraynor3218 ECKS DEE YOUR SO FUNNY AOWJIUKSLFJ YASGFGVHJYBAEHFVYBEEF
I feel like Scotland is home to a majority of the words true chaotic neutrals.
One of the truest things I've ever heard.
By neutrals you mean the unbiased and dont give a toss?
I am very Scottish and I can confirm
Wait until you’ve met scottish mothers mate they’re chaotically amazing
florida: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME
Police: "Swear once more and you'll be arrested."
Guy: "I'm sorry, baldy!"
LOL
that was in England tho
@@Zackislivid Sorry, next time I see a video with people speaking with Irish accents I'll assume the setting is Nigeria.
Also learn to fucking spell.
It's in Scarborough
@@Zackislivid it’s definitely it Scarborough. The kids sister was famous in Hull because of it. Posting how proud she was to all her mates in Hull.
@@hansgruber788 Yes that was me 6 months ago, i was a mind fuck, anyways am out of this comment section cya bitch.
Small dude: “I would like you to stand up when your talking to me”
Police officer: oh, okay, (5 mins later pats his head)
Tam spraggins*
that shit was like next level disrespect
I’m not real Or am I to be fair, I think he has dwarfism or something, but that doesn’t make him a kid, it is pretty rude to bend down like that on her part lol
Do we really think that that segment was real?
she thought it was a crystal ball or sumn
0:25 Stand up when you're speaking to me!
*I CAN'T ANYMORE 😂😂😂*
Why can't you stand up?! XDDDD
*wheeze*
yöör
@@phantom1940 offensive
He said I’d thank you to stand when yer talking to me
I'm Scottish, and I can confirm that we are the peak of human evolution
😂😂😂
Yeah
i also confirm :)
Fuckin right we are
I’ve never heard anythin so fuckin true
Starting to think that Scotland is populated by Limmy's Show characters.
Scotland is just one big set for Limmy's Show.
Aye
Meh I wont disagree nor agree
Literally all of these are from Glasgow so yeah, that's the idea
Limmy's Show is actually just a documentary
_I can definitely see how Australians are descended from these people._
Doki Doki As an Australian, I’m both offended and awed at the accuracy of this comment
@@sheerechoes you needn't be offended, embrace it
@@nrrw Speak the truth my brother.
What u say. Nigga
Many Australians are descended from English, Welsh and Irish people too.
im not sure why i was in my recommended but im not complaining
Wait! I'm apparently not the only one. Still it's a really good video
Me too
Same. Greetings from Russia🤣
Becuz we are Scottish mate the best countryyyy ayeeee
@@firewalkwithme69 yasss mate you ken the script
As a russian I have a theory, that russians and scots have the same server, but with some localisation troubles. This shit 100% legit in Russia
Ye bruh - it's basically the same (as russians like to say) mentality. Lookin' at this is basically the same as watchin' sum vids on vk.
What do you call a drunken scottish muslim, : Pishtoot Maheed.
@@sannytizer7772 😂
да лол
sanny terry 😂😂😂😂
Scottish is one of the few accents where you can actually SMELL the alcohol coming off it.
As a scot i can confirm that, that is true. Being in a country where our main export is whiskey, we somehow convinced the world it is satisfactory to lick a polished floor.
I will break your nico, nico, kneecaps “as a Scot” “whiskey”.... are you sure?
@@andrewreid7582 yes it is.
@@lobster5571 Just trying to wind you up. We spell it whisky, only Americans & the Irish use the e
@@andrewreid7582 most scots on the west side of the country have irish heritage, my accent is a mix of various ethnicities due to the influx of european and western (specifically) ethnic groups
Scotland, where every vowel is æ
I was watching this lying down on my bed, with my arm over my stomach and couldn't hit the like button from laughing. haha
@@jbeans500 it’s like the missing link between the two. Think about how Canadians say “eh”
Sounds a lot like Vestjysk tbh, a danish dialect.
@@InAtlasAtLast He's right, I'm Scottish but I speak Norwegian and 'æ' is pronounced like the 'a' sound in the word "cat" or "bat". My name is Adam and if you were to pronounce it in Norwegian the way that it is pronounced in English then my name would be spelt "Ædam" over there. I think in Denmark and Iceland it's pronounced differently though.
As a Scottish person I deadass don't know if the first one is a comedy sketch or real life
A don’t believe yer Scottish cause ye just said deadass n aye the first wan is a sketch
@@pollenbuckets6992 aye im scottish aswell and i think he isnae one ae us, we dinnae say deadass
@@pollenbuckets6992 just because I don't type like a Scottish person doesn't mean I'm not Scottish I-
awwww whit a say deadass all the time min 😂😭😭 am still scottish.
@@fraserireland5904 I think the fact that I can understand what you're saying is evidence enough that I'm Scottish
scotland in a nutshell
SHAGGER
KFC fuck you ya slag
@@xpert_gamezz-5673 someone wants a snicker
@@xxxnitrocorexxx canny afford wan but
@@xpert_gamezz-5673 fuckin hun bastard
Bunch wankers all pissed can't talk properly. And my mum's Scottish.
The fact that they are speaking the same language as me is astonishing...
There’s a lot of slang, plus some words that are not really English, but Scots. Plus the Glaswegian accent is really thick. ❤️🏴
Same
@Hue Wong Neanderthal lmaoooo
@@polytheneprentiss1534Scottish language sounds like French I can't understand a single word
@Hue Wong aye, every time I leave my house my iq goes down 🤣
I'm Scottish and this is just another day at the office
Same and true
You’re Scottish?
@@PetrolPatrol I'll give you a hint, my username is ScottishWarLord
Honestly I am Scottish, but everyone in the video looks drunk.
.. a usual day..
Even the girls with the dis tracks?
@@jasperfn8323 especially them
Scotland is where the good stuff happens.
Dont forget Mother Russia
Deep fried Mars bars
@@gweromonitor4419 sooo good
We get high here
It's not I live in Scotland
Scottish girl: * start singing *
Captions: *[Laughter]*
mohjo it was actually a lad (boy)
@@SamanthaM127 oh boi i really thinked it was a girl
@@SamanthaM127 What no way?! Who the hell is that then??
@@SamanthaM127 X to doubt
Scotland seems like if Australia was colder with more heroin
And more Fosters 😂
More alcohol*
@@thefool1086 nah they drink more fosters, aus drinks more alcohol for sure though
And less massive spiders
I agree.
I've always wanted to move to Scotland.
This doesn't change my mind. It's great.
I've always wanted to move to Russia from Scotland
I live in Scotland and it's fantastic
@@jackjardine6233 free uni, good school and neds. Great stuff here
@@badmeme486 You gotta live in the country for like 5 years before you can get free uni tuition.
@@tourmaline1810 so?
"kissing pigeons and not even the good looking ones "
Me if a wis a pigeon
😂👌💙💣💥
@@tartanxdreams4204 yer mas yer da
Funniest thing is when you put a yorkshireman next to a glasweegen is the funniest experience to have. It basically becomes an unintelligible grunting match to see who can make the longest phrase out of eldritch words .
I need to se this
I have a teacher from Yorkshire and we don’t understand a thing she says
@@Jamieduncan11 lmaoooo
As a Yorkshireman I can confirm, 95% of the time we’re speaking in fucking wingdings.
There should be an exception for Scottish people in RUclips guidelines so we can say whatever we want and just have to say we’re Scottish
We do anyway ahaha
“Aye she was a big woman”
Everyone at a funeral: sad, crying, you know what i mean
One person: lolipop. It makes me go giddy up!
"I didn't call you baldy, baldy"
Me : ''That was bold ;)''
"It's her birthday, she was a big woman"
Hahaha
"You're being the bigger person" Said to a guy that's 3 feet tall. Yikes. She realized her mistake immediately.
Shercock Holmes it’s a sketch show ahahha
It's not real
Karcher Cox no shit shercock
It's a sketch my guy
@@soph_ ohhhhh thank God 😂
I like how people don't realise a lot of this is skits cut together from old tv shows
The first one was obviously from a show. Still funny.
The second one was next to my house
Only the first ane actually
Even if they were from skits, they still do summarize Scotland! It is an amazing place!
@3-3-2oons tis aye
0:10
Mhh that accent... That height no, it can't be...
A DWARVEN BLACKSMITH! IT HAS TO BE
Seem he got tired of forging weapons from RPGs lmao
can you blame him though? it can't be easy to wield a hammer twice your own size
Poor Chris man, being called a blacksmith
I’m an American from the Midwest...
This is literally gibberish to me
Ope
Trust me your not missing much
i live in indiana and this is actually hilarious
Ope u ever had Casey's pizza ope?
I’m from Missouri, I feel the same way
“How many scones does yer gran need?” 🤣 I dunno why that line got me but it did 🤣
GRA-EME D A-a dunno, she was a big wuman
Mr big P3n1s lol i said p3n1s 🤣
"I didn't call you baldy, Baldy"
Dunno what that one had to do with Scotland.
@@antonydyatlov5651 dude, that's literally what the guy being arrested said. Did you even watch the whole video?
I meant that video - they were not in Scotland, they all had northern English accents.
@@antonydyatlov5651 well I actually can't tell
@Mayte Exxis well we can tell
"I'm sorry I called you baldy baldy"
Police Officer: Now that's good you're being the bigger person!
Guy: What do you mean being the bigger person?!
Police Officer: ╭∩╮
THE WAY THAT POLICEMAN GRABBED THE DUDE IN THE FIRST VIDEO AAA 😂😂😂😭😭
Im from Scotland it’s from a comedy about Scottish police called Scot squad
She touched him on the head while shaking his hand too 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That hoodie grab is the best
Reminds me of Patrick Star
Ur defos not Scottish
Always proud to be Scottish.
ShAGGeR
@@aeriana6603 nae shite 😂
@@reecedowney5031 aha
HAHAAHAH
Aeriana I’m both :(
Shitee
“Whit’d ye mean the bigger person?” I died
When he puts his hand on his head , I died
I can see that the Scots have a real passion for music
Pass the Salt it’s trae mate come visit os
Aye we’re aw top shaggers just listen to Dk bad boy
Aye, just wait til you listen to DJ bad boy
Aye Mahn just ye wait and listen to DJ bad boy
Trust me min we dee
"see now you're being the bigger person!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BIGGER PERSON?"
Me, being American, understanding every 5th word.
Also me, watching the whole damn video because Its entertaining 🤔🤷♂️
Understandable
It’s like I know English but hearing them speak almost sounds like an entirely different language itself
When slang is involved, it might as well be another language.
*Caribou Luu*
The Scots were banned from speaking their native language in public, under pain of death, so they spoke English in their own way on their own terms.
Imagine being American and try to watch this
No need to imagine, I just did. XD
CrazyJimmi9 you’re correct
I love it. You can get tae fuck.
Um ... like everyone else
Im american it wasnt hard florida is a good rival to scotland
When he lifted him by the shirt, I fell off ma bed 😂😂
sc: danielll004 x
Quakzi added u x
@@alstobie8549 i gotta go for anyone i can
@@danielbisset7078 I mean it's always easiest to go for people online since people who know you irl wouldn't go for ya.
Thats a hoodie mate
Welcome to Scotland where we show our love through cuss words
Honestly this seemed like a fun, wacky, harmless place compared to the US at anytime. Keep Scotland Scottish so we can enjoy these strange and down to earth people.
I’m from Scotland and I find this absolutely..........
True
Darthbaxter24 same mate
Darthbaxter24 same here
😂😂😂good for you keeping things light. Not getting mad or anything just enjoying the content 🙌🏻
True, same pal
@@amandapomander3656 Y O B
Honestly being Scottish I can confirm this is our culture and imma ashamed? Nah mate.
Cheers fir making this it’s just brilliant...
"Name and address now or I'll arrest ya."
"Right, my name is.... Cumashump..."
"You're under arrest."
“Riiight.....how do you spell that sir?”
'I 'eard you wear kissin pidgins'
Sounds like an edgy song title.
I'm so glad I'm Scottish
Non Scottish person: Whoa they are really extra
Me: Nah I see this almost everyday
Like this seems fun but I honestly just hear every or so word and im trying to articulate whats being said in my head and man, i definitely am not someone with good auditory processing to even try.
Scottish Army 👊👊👊
Namjoon Broke the stage once while performing hahahahah im going to scotland today
@@dformed6513 It beautiful. Enjoy your time here! 💜💜👊
Satandipity Jimeme Thanks❤️🙌🏻
This is just the normal everyday life of my level 5 dwarven fighter
Im sorry
Im a moron LOOOOOOL
As an Irish person I can confirm we all do live on the streets
Scottish Unionist: If we break away, we'll end up like Ireland!
Me: Sounds like a pretty good deal.
Nae
United strong divided we fall
58% yes in the polls
@@Jp-gw3tu aye cause sturgeon is pulling a hitler tactic and indoctrinating the youth
@@albaciunas5343 "indoctrinating" the youth to want to become independant from the UK is a bad, "hitler" tactic? you sound pretty dumb
*i didn’t call you baldie BALDIE*
Lol
Kiravashim budiblyah
*didney
Theyre not even scottish 🤣🤣
@@Milkeoxox aye they are
8:44 the fact that this is a funeral burial makes it 10 times funnier
cant tell if boy or girl :/
I want a scottish funeral!
peen it's a girl
@@ramitinmahashol9798
It has a bulge
a_crystal_on_jupiter ever heard of a fake willy
Lived in Scotland for about a year. I'll never forget that country. I absolutely love everything about the country and the people.
I ended up watching this video because i missed the accent!
Welcome to Scotland, Where real people have real feelings.
Agreed pal
Stone cold Steve Austin hahaha tank ya mate
anger and humour
"You're being the bigger person."
"What do you mean I'm being the bigger person!?"
Omg, that killed me xD
Thomas Elvidge ikr
Thomas Elvidge do you really not know what that means?
Thomas Elvidge or are you bantering
ummm
Gacha studio ! r/wooooooooosh
Scottish is the only variant of English where they speak by switching all the vowels around
Ffs, vowels, zat wit they're called, aye?
😂😂😂
I just love Scottish people. I'm definitely thinking about living in Scotland in the future. So see ya guys in a wee bit
7:22 Scotland puts the fun in funeral once again
As always aha
OutsideTheWall why must this be our reputation
This is gold😂😂
😂😄😅Yesss 💖🙏🌷❤💋🌈⛅🐘🐧😂🐇🐰
Ano we hav some bangin toons.
I've never seen a leprechaun before
Wtf
Raging Royal that is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard
2:59 this man is an embarrassment to Scotland
The pile of them prod fuck bag are useless cunts.
My gaff is in the background I heard these pillocks aw day long
When you hear a Scotsman speak it's like you entered the Black Lodge in Twin Peaks!
I was hoping this would just be a video of rain for 15 minutes
Especially after today
Did ye aye
nah that's manchester mate
@@acehilmz depends. If you go to the Scottish mountains then it will rain a lot over there
Aye me to
"what do you mean bigger man?!" 😂😂 No joke I'm laughing so much
holy shit, that was just a real life dwarf from a fantasy universe
I'm moving to Scotland very soon so after seeing this I think I'm ready.
5:39 that girls song was class
DEZ Nemesis Lassies* Wis*
Anyone know her name
@@kimberleykinsley7795 holly dolly mc
Aye, absolutely fucking slayed it
Sick mc
I'm proud to be Scottish
Keelin M haha same! Btw just asking but do you want to be ibf’s (depends what age) x
Aye same😂
@@cherriesandbooks Aye laddie
Keelin M me 2
Same.... well most of the time
5:20 is surprisingly good, should be a starting point for any girl wondering how to manage a breakup
@Pathetic Austrian ok napolean dynamite
The little pisser getting dragged by the hoodie made me laugh
For anyone who doesn't live in Scotland this is literally what its like
2:14 when he lifted his hoodie over his head I cracked up 😂😂😂
Scotland is the Eastern Europe of Great Britain.
I am from Canada and didn’t understand a word..... but I loved every second of the pure chaos
After 13 years of experience in Scotland, can confirm this is 100% accurate.
The Only Kerbal you where clearly in the wrong place then because Scotland is the complete opposite
@@paris3284 r/woooosh
@@forsaaken420 yeah lol
Raven217 i fucking love the Scottish people 😂
Levi Cohn no it’s means u get a lot of women
Buckfast has so much to answer for...
Tonic team ma son
Wee bit o wreck-the-hoose juice never hurt naebdy... Cept fur everywan that wiz roon aboot em 😊
I got hammered on it once.... I was dead for 3 days lol
Best drink ever. Black ones in Ireland are a little bit nicer though 🤓
Holy shit, actual dwarves live in Scotland, didn’t see them on my trip there. Must be in the mountains.
Gavin ye it you have been around Glasgow where I live there’s people who are small cause our ancestors were short and that’s why doors are sometimes small
Wii-isthebestconsole 113 only ever been in Edinburgh, unfortunately.
I fucking lost it when she bent down to talk to him 🤣🤣🤣
I need to book myself a trip to Scotland.
Book a ryan air flight
Careful, might be exceedingly difficult to pack your bags and leave :)
Scotland’s a shite hole mate
@@TheTrollingWeasle not in the highland but Glasgow you have a team of 15 year olds with Madoff and knives and a junkie in a wheelchair chair thing to stab people but only pushing one wheelchair so he gose round in a circle
So much junkies in the streets “who’s got a spare tabby” (cig) high as shit thinking there dinosaurs.
*Welcome to Scotland ~ The Politest Country In The World*
Hannah xx 😂😂😂
Ye wee shag 😂
Yer da sells Avon
Fuck off ya bastard da fuck is rong with ya twat
Hannah xx aye ano man 🤣
Lmao I’m so glad this was on my recommended 😌😌👌🏼
that last clip is deffo not scotland, neither the popo or the drunk guy have scottish accents
Zeno Dyer nah it’s in Scarborough mate
'What would you do?'
'Go to Wales, becuase England let all the immigrants in..'
b itchcock there are more Mohamed’s than there are sheep here at this point mate
M’ aiq
At least there’s not enough goats to go around for em all, lucky for them - the goats I mean.
James Hartley what’s goats to do with it? Goats are raised in farms to then be killed and eaten idiot
himode shut it the only duff your getting is from sheep
The worst immigrants in Wales are the English and we're full of 'em
‘We’d be living on £10 gyros’ naw that’s just you mate
What's a gyro? 😂
I'm also Scottish but I don't understand any of the slang
xxKitty Soft Pawsxx then why you on the video
@@dunbass7149 Because it's meant to be funny?
I only asked a question
@@codymccormick2252 Benefits.
@@stuartsummers1303 Ohhh okay, thanks
That's the most disappointing yet loyal funeral I've ever seen in ma whole life eh
I love that a whole segment is dedicated to rangers fans being rats
A warning for non-Scottish people:
This is us on a normal day, sober. If you see us coming out of a pub with football flags and shirts looking pissed off, it's because our team lost and we're drunk af. Don't mess with us at that point.
Well, hellø there, felløw human! So true one of yas might pull out a HIV infected used smack needle and attack someone, typical Scott
Alfie Barrett who’s Scott? 😂
Honesty I agree it's especially fucked with the whole Celtic v rangers like holy shit it can be fucked up
Aha bro so true
Yessi moan eh Scotland 🏴🏴🏴🏴💪
Pistolety 500 fuck Celtic n fuck rangers it’s a bunch a guys on grass kicking a ball about 🤦♂️ a mean ffs cunts have got killed for being a “fenian” or a “hun” it’s acc such a spazzy thing tae care about
8:02 how to lighten the mood at a funeral
Lollipop, you make ma heart go giddyup
As I was watching this an ad with Lewis capaldi comes up 😂😂 could this be any more Scottish??
trying to eat my lunch in peace down south and this plays, im unable to take a bite because im just in awe