Find a inappropriate partner! Someone’s husband or your brother. *But what about your Uncle, Aunt, Father, Mother, Cousin, Grandma, Grandpa, your Brother’s Husband, and or your Sister’s Wife?*
Not gonna lie, as a Southeast Asian of Chinese ancestry, when I watched him say "Hey can I come on your face, your eyes are small and probably won't be that big of a deal", I died laughing.
Step 2:Get surgery done on your ass, and then your tits as well Step 3:Make your butt and bust look bigger on Instagram Step 4:Be relatable, even if it makes Elvis seem more human in the process Step 5:Drugs, Pussy, and money Thank you for listening to my Tutorial on how to be an Internet sensation. Reply in the comments down below if you agree and/or found it useful or else fuckoff
HowCast has been around forever they used to pretty useful but at some point they went a little crazy. But damn if you needed to know how to tie a tie in like 2007 HowCast was great.
“Your Brother?!?” I laughed so hard at your reaction I had to pause the video. Gosh who’d come up with the association between Angelina Jolie and incest? Beats me
well the first step to finding the light switch in a dark room is turn on the light. After the light is on your eyes will then be able to use this light to locate the light switch. it's science
Practice (with another actual person) is the only tutorial you need, not a freakin video. I never watched anything like it before getting intimate with people, and I believe I'm doing fine
I’m 19 and I can say I watched these when I was younger lmfao. I also remember a tutorial about “how to have sex in a car” possibly from them? It might’ve been deleted but I distinctly remember it because my mom yelled at me the next morning haha.
How to get a lot of upvotes on a comment. Step one: watch the video. Step two: get the main idea of the video ( kissing) Step three: merge the main idea with any old meme. How to kiss tide pod. perfection.
As a girl, I don't understand why any woman would kiss with lip gloss. Lip gloss is almost a guarantee that I will be doing nothing with my mouth that day lol
I had an ex who wore it religiously. We would smoke together and she would hit the pipe (covering it with gloss) then FUCKING REAPPLY IT when I was taking a hit. It was disgusting.
I wear it bc i hate chapped lips even slightly dry but - id wipe it off beforehand. Not that i even wear that much anyway, it's essentially non existent
"The technique that launched a thousand broken relationships" is supposed to be a joke on Helen of Troy, from the Iliad and the Odyssey, "the face that launched a thousand ships." It's still...not good, though.
God, I remember watching these when I was like 12/13 and thinking that they were accurate and helpful? You've pulled this out of the deep recesses of my mind and now I'm cringing so much at the memory I think I'm hemorrhaging
Oh man. Elvis I didn't need this blocked part of my life back- I watched a ton of these when I got in my first relationship... TIME TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AT THE MEMORIES THANKS FAM.
Makes me think about way back in ye old times, back when I was thirteen my homeroom teacher had a magazine. It had an article on kissing with a bunch of different people. My teacher realizing how inappropriate it was took the magazine away cause I was goofing off with it.
How to Get Up in the Morning. How to Eat. How to Walk to School. A few of my personal suggestions for the next How To videos in this incredible series.
I swear to God... Elvis you are so damn funny... You should do stand up comedy or something.. I am 100% sure your shows will be sold out every time!!! I love your work man.... Keep it up!!
How to kiss without lips
That could be fun
Eskimo kiss
Fire Marshall Bill style.
Use your elbows.
Hahah thank you 🤣
Im disapointed there was no "how to kiss your homie goodnight" vid
Step 1: Say no homo
@Marvin Zimmerman step 3: slowly approach your homie
Step 5:tuck your homie in bed
@@r.e.w4356 what happened to step 4 ding dong?
@@Nick-hr2gk ahhh step 4: talk a lil bit with your homie and gently carry him to his bedroom
the amount of times "kiss" was said in the first minute made me want to knock myself out
Why is there no replies
@SmileyPotato & wanted to
"someone's husband, *yOUr BrOThEr* "
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
♫ Sweeeeeet Home Alabama ... Where Our Sisters Are Our Wives ♫ LOL!!! :D
Sweet home Alabama where the sky’s are so blue! Sweet home Alabama! Where people hump for views
I got a mighty fine sister and an extra set of toes
Or just ... Angelina Jolie. That's how she rolls.
*Doooo do dodo do do SWEEEEET HOOOME ALABAMAAAAA DOOOO DO DODO DO DO*
Troom troom gone sexual
* not clickbait *
In the hood
I had sex with Pennywise Now he Pregnant! OMG (MAKING LOVE)
“Gone Wrong”
(3am)
OH MY GODDDD I can't imagine deciding how to run a kissing tutorial....
You watch elvis too? Damn we have a lot in common.
Yay you are here
Hey I love your channel.
About a kissing channel, wel its not like just kissing for videos is a chore or anything ;)
But isn't that Shallon Lester? We have to check the guy's age 🙄
You should 😉
I am smooth!
Well... No :(
Find a inappropriate partner! Someone’s husband or your brother.
*But what about your Uncle, Aunt, Father, Mother, Cousin, Grandma, Grandpa, your Brother’s Husband, and or your Sister’s Wife?*
Don't forget the ashes of your Great-great-great-great grandfather!
Alabama 100
Your dog, your cat, a fetus or your car,
Don't forget your Brother to be underaged!
I choke on my food right now
Step 1: brush your teeth
Step 2: nurture a fulfilling and healthy relationship
How to kiss and dab at the same time
Oh God...
Would that be called a cab or a diss?
Sorry *kab
Troom Troom is the worst “how-to” channel on YT.
Howcast: hold my beer.
Daniel Sambar They would probably say “Hold my lipgloss.”
I see you on like every video. Wth
Why daniel
ya pfp really suiting the comment
I think I would still give it to Troom Troom
That asian thing was very specific.
Renegade Ram xD
What asian thing
I love your pfp 👉👈😳✨
@@zatrat5696 11:50
Not gonna lie, as a Southeast Asian of Chinese ancestry, when I watched him say "Hey can I come on your face, your eyes are small and probably won't be that big of a deal", I died laughing.
Bro i watched these kissing videos in middle school when i got my first bf LMAO
Did it help?
Freaking saaaame
I WATCH THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOLL SKSKKSKSK
saaaaame!
Omg same tho
"And no sense of boundaries" Oh, so you mean you have to have no regard for consent? What a GREAT message to tell young girls. /sarcasm
Margot Nohe this is a highly underrated comment.
haha nice joke
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That was definitely my first thought when I heard that.
That didn't shocked me to much... What shock me most was... 'Or a brother, you can kiss'
*W H A T*
Jokes on them! I already have no regard for consent
I totally forgot that howcast was a thing. I remember watching their tutorial videos back in 2009 and thinking "what the fuck..."
Jennie V omg expertvillage. I remember seeing a video on how to use a scooter. lol
I vaguelly remember seeing a video about how to live during the 2012 apocalypse...
...dont ask me
Yeah, I'm really ashamed to admit I had a howtocast phase years ago too.
@@cheesecakelasagna 🤣🤣🤣☠️
"step one: get collagen lip injections"
my jaw DROPPED
chloe davies literally
Idk it's obviously a joke. I wonder if alvis I'm knows
@@storyjunkie35 no they were serious
Step 2:Get surgery done on your ass, and then your tits as well
Step 3:Make your butt and bust look bigger on Instagram
Step 4:Be relatable, even if it makes Elvis seem more human in the process
Step 5:Drugs, Pussy, and money
Thank you for listening to my Tutorial on how to be an Internet sensation. Reply in the comments down below if you agree and/or found it useful or else fuckoff
Angelina made out with her brother at an awards show I believe long time ago...thats why they said brother lol
Oh I forgot that happened lol. But still, no.
Oh.
That shit still weird as fuck
yep
That angelina jolie one looks sarcastic rather than an actual tutorial i dont think he realised that!
S O W H A T I F Y O U ' R E A V I R G I N ?
...i actually watched some of their videos about kissing when i was like 13 ... *the shame*
Curiosity love, as long as you didn't ask your sibling to practice kissing with you lol.
I was 11 or 12ish
lmao I used to watch those constantly when I was 11/12 😭
sad
6:50 "who on earth would go up to someone and just start licking their face thinking that's how you french kiss?"
YOU'D BE SURPRISED!!!
your dog don't count
It made me think of Jim Carey's character in Dumb and Dumber when he fantasized about kissing a girl.
@Gogn Here well shi-
@@gognhere1307 while that is true, I've heard many horror stories.
No dude if a girl ever did that to me I’d break up with her on the spot😂
That Angelina kissing tutorial is actually sick
Next tutorial: How to Get the Kids Back From Bethany
I remember watching these tutorials when I got my first boyfriend. I'll tell you, my mom was real confused when she walked into me kissing a cupcake.
Your boyfriend must of got very caught off guard that day...........
HowCast has been around forever they used to pretty useful but at some point they went a little crazy. But damn if you needed to know how to tie a tie in like 2007 HowCast was great.
Hey Elvis should do a kissing tutorial *"how to kiss like an ALIEN"*
so tru
Hisokaaaa
*an..sorry lol
*an
@@Adamimmune I didn't realize you did that too.
That tutorial channel doesn’t need a tutorial on how to make bad tutorials.
How are you on every video? You're freaking me out man.
@@chorgusmcjesusfish1149 it because of magic or omnipresents
No u
Question, how many clones do you have.
REALLY?
Who tf puts Powdered Milk in a bath?
FknSlytherin well that explains everything
Wait, you don't?
Ayax El Destructor *Begone infidel*
NOT ME NOPE DEFINITELY NOT ME HAHAHA...
I put real milk in the bath and bathe in it... Skin so soft.
Step off lol it's better then blood.
I am sad to say I used to watch these unironically in like 5th grade
me too!
Did they work for you at all?
@@laidback6154 hahahahaha no
I was around before RUclips, so I would... AskJeeves how to kiss. Ugh I just died from cringe
What Elvis thinks is every channels audience:
13% adults
110% kids
The numbers don't lie
Im the 73%
Is he wrong?
@@squidcultist0022 and they spell disaster for you
I'm 13 :)
*How to kiss Elvis the alien without him noticing
Step one: you don't
Step two: wait til he sleeps
You don't' wanna kiss Elvis the alien? What're you alienphobic?
Step three: Kiss his asshole
Step one: Just don’t wear lip gloss and that’s it
Shallon Lester teaching young men how to kiss is ... grosss watching this now. I wish I didn’t know the things I know
“Your Brother?!?” I laughed so hard at your reaction I had to pause the video. Gosh who’d come up with the association between Angelina Jolie and incest? Beats me
She kissed her brother at an awards show a few years back
How to kiss sprite cranberry
@@jesses9540 ExCUsE MeH
How do you kiss Sprite cranberry
@@torilarssonellsworld6251 That's why we need a tutorial
@@lemondrops8465 exactly
I don’t wanna ruin the 420
How to kiss...the barrel of a shotgun and pull the trigger.
Regan. Underrated
_"Your eyes are so small it probably wouldn't be that big of a deal"_ had me laughing so hard my sides hurt
I actually spit water
Omg it's Shallon Lester!! Of course. I'm not surprised...
What about her?
Huh, so THAT'S why my brother asked me to kiss him.
Do you happen to live in Alabama too?
@@generalsynnacle23 Rock Hill, South Carolina actually
@@generalsynnacle23 no I think she lives in Australia
Where did he want you to kiss him?
>_> woah there
He's HowToBasic's egotistical cousin
Im gonna say the n word
MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN
NIGGAAAAAAA
Damn why won't you notice me?
King Predator HEY THATS RACIST YOU CANT SAY THE ENWORD!!
Next on HowCast: How to make Jessica let you visite your kids again after the divorce.
Karen
I didn't know I needed Shallon Lester saying, "So what if you're a virgin?" in my life, but how the turns have tabled.
*HOWTOBASIC WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Next up on HowCast: how to find a light switch in a dark room. Lol
Or how to find a dark switch in a light room
@@iamthebrut lol yeah haha
well the first step to finding the light switch in a dark room is turn on the light. After the light is on your eyes will then be able to use this light to locate the light switch. it's science
@@baileybrian9560 lol and science is never wrong!
you will need : a room
a switch
a reason to trun the switch on
the Jolie/brother one seemed pretty clearly satirical
please, I not know how to kiss, don't take this away from me
Honestly it's just putting your lips on the other persons lips.
Practice (with another actual person) is the only tutorial you need, not a freakin video. I never watched anything like it before getting intimate with people, and I believe I'm doing fine
Kissing isn't that hard. I got my first kiss a few months ago with my boyfriend and had no fricking idea how to do anything. It's just practice.
Depression: *c u r e d*
Acne: *g o n e*
Crush: *still with his gf*
Troom Troom: *q u a c k i n g*
5 minutes craft: *w h o ?*
Hotel: *t r i v a g o*
Trivago??
Hell yeah i wish the first was true 😎
Why do 5 minute crafts need 7 or 8 channels
@@user-bq2ch9ju3d Hotel? Trivago
МАРВА КАЮМИ: _It’s a meme :^)_
Why is Tay Zonday making coffee cups float
Lithunium Snow because he likes chocolate mocha coffee
why not?
What a fabulous picture ._.
You are iconicccc
@@staceex0 bitches really out here shitting in urinals and then saying "im so iconic"
Oh my god, this is Shallon Lester! She's having a huge hate train ran on her this month 😂 what is she doing
She deserves it. She's a insane predator!
Holy shit is that Shallon Lester. Oh my god it is why has no one talked about this while they are doing commentary in her 😂😂😂
Elvis has finally landed , us humans have been waiting
Yes we humans
the guy in the kissing with tongue video looks like my 7th grade social studies teacher...
OMFG hahahahahahaha, that is nightmare fuel lol
Same
3:15 "Sweet home Alabama"
Howcast still exists? 😂
Shallon killed them all and bathed in their blood
Unfortunately yes
I’m 19 and I can say I watched these when I was younger lmfao. I also remember a tutorial about “how to have sex in a car” possibly from them? It might’ve been deleted but I distinctly remember it because my mom yelled at me the next morning haha.
Saaame. I saw one with that leopard dress lady kissing a cupcake
Lmao same
can you kiss me?
@@shay3929 hahahaha i just want to know if she's till good at kissing
I am lol
i can always trust you to find garbage from the internet
Next on howcast: How to delete our RUclips channel
Shallon Lester: The Seed of the Evil 🔪😈
Elvis review it without knowing it
Yeah I was waiting to find a comment about her
How to get a lot of upvotes on a comment.
Step one: watch the video.
Step two: get the main idea of the video ( kissing)
Step three: merge the main idea with any old meme.
How to kiss tide pod.
perfection.
@Brandon Roberts it's working
What do i do if i dont want to get my shoe cover's shoe cover dirty?
kanye's MAGA hat Get a shoe cover for your shoe cover's shoe cover
@@swiftydig and put another layer of shoe cover, on the shoe cover that is on the shoe cover's shoe cover
@@xdjhfci841 what if I don't want my shoe covers for my shoe covers for my shoe covers for my shoe covers for my shoe covers to get dirty
@@thesarge310 Then walk barefoot you stupid kid haha jk!
“Next Video in 2020”
HOW TO BREATHE
Step 2: find an inappropriate kissing partner like your brother
My brain: SWEET HOME ALABAMA
*cough* Troom Troom *cough*
Here have a cough drop you clearly need it
He already did a video about Troom- Troom
*cough* Troom makes me want to kremit suicide *cough*
Five minute crafts lad.
I remember watching this channel. For some reason, I watched a video on how to survive a school shooting
Dude, same
Next video: how to kiss without teeth. First step, grab a hammer...
XD
hey, some men don't know to not force a kiss on someone Elvis.
And I'm pretty sure howcast didn't teach em shit
Lol sure.
As a girl, I don't understand why any woman would kiss with lip gloss. Lip gloss is almost a guarantee that I will be doing nothing with my mouth that day lol
I had an ex who wore it religiously. We would smoke together and she would hit the pipe (covering it with gloss) then FUCKING REAPPLY IT when I was taking a hit. It was disgusting.
Same. If I’m wearing lipgloss and I plan on doing ANYTHING that shits the first to come off.
And your hair sticks to it..
I wear it bc i hate chapped lips even slightly dry but - id wipe it off beforehand. Not that i even wear that much anyway, it's essentially non existent
@@chrisbailey2548 I know this is a old post but I always wipe the pipe before I hand it over. Just the polite thing to do.
The most disconcerting part of this video is that your not wearing socks while wearing shoes
It's been a year but it's you're
Wearing socks is a different tutorial.
Howcast: "how to steal someone's dog."
Wrong channel. Rachel Bloom should make that video.
How to fry your friend’s dog
"The technique that launched a thousand broken relationships" is supposed to be a joke on Helen of Troy, from the Iliad and the Odyssey, "the face that launched a thousand ships."
It's still...not good, though.
i think elvis got arrested for following one of these tutorials and this is how hes using his bail time
I bet he never kiss ya
S3AM *kiss sound*
Картина над диваном backs up
I cant believe you’ve done this
M W A H
Mwah
S3AM Hit or miss I guess l never miss
God, I remember watching these when I was like 12/13 and thinking that they were accurate and helpful? You've pulled this out of the deep recesses of my mind and now I'm cringing so much at the memory I think I'm hemorrhaging
Oh god, it's shallon lester!
The best tutorial channel being HowToBasic
5:04 that shit scared me to death as a kid...
How to kiss someone out of the blue: well I hope you're at least in a relationship, cuz it's kinda assault if you're not careful...
This whole time I was thinking of the Mr Krabs meme
Why did you make this RUclips channel?
MONEY
Oh man. Elvis I didn't need this blocked part of my life back- I watched a ton of these when I got in my first relationship... TIME TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AT THE MEMORIES THANKS FAM.
Makes me think about way back in ye old times, back when I was thirteen my homeroom teacher had a magazine. It had an article on kissing with a bunch of different people. My teacher realizing how inappropriate it was took the magazine away cause I was goofing off with it.
The "your brother" caught me so off guard and I could NOT stop laughing at your reaction 😂😂😂😂 The comedic timing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew she looked familiar... She's Shallon Lester!
Just binged all your videos in about three days. NEW FAVORITE CHANNEL
I did the same thing when I found it a couple months ago,also check out sorrow t.v its hilarious
At least Howcast accepts me for drinking blood from living things
0:00 THE BASS
How to Get Up in the Morning.
How to Eat.
How to Walk to School.
A few of my personal suggestions for the next How To videos in this incredible series.
"Dreaming about shoes signifies that dad grounded you last week."
*That makes PERFECT sense!*
Who else bought some elvis the Alien merch for themselves for Christmas?
No one
Hugo The real only you
Niyabella have you seen his merch?
I bought like couple shirts
@Hugo The Real I was thinking about it as a lot of his stuff has amazing art work and funky designs. What did you buy??
I swear to God... Elvis you are so damn funny... You should do stand up comedy or something.. I am 100% sure your shows will be sold out every time!!!
I love your work man.... Keep it up!!
How does this guy not have a million subscribers yet?
Do the tutorials work for kissing the same gender?
Yes,they do.
@@Alfenium you're a sin
@@Oyasumi05 Yeah, you're right.
@@Alfenium :)
No, you have to check out their video "How to gay kiss" for that
im finally on time to witness elvis presley the alien die inside for 20 minutes
Omg that’s shallon Lester
Just noticed... Is that blonde chick Shallon Lester?
I remember watching those videos YEARS ago because I was so insecure about my "inexperience" in kissing lmao oh god have mercy
Love your channel!!!! You have me in tears some days!!
The fact that it’s Shallon Lester in the videos is just the cherry on top of the chaos
When I was 8 I remember Howcast having that one guy that taught you science tricks...
Elvis make a tutorial on how to make a space ship so we can fly to another planet
*5 minute crafts wants to know your location*
*Troom Troom wants to know your location.*
*#MINDWAREHOUSE* _wants to know your location_
All GTA CLICKBAIT RUclipsRS want to know your location
6:57 wait is that Shallon Lester?
Edit: 7:44 WAIT IT IS (why am I not surprised)
THE SUPER MARIO THUMP NOISE OVER THE "DON'T WEAR LIP GLOSS"
I died
Amazing