A.M.I. - A Terrible Horror Movie
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Artificial Machine Intelligence? More like Abysmal Movie Intelligence amirite?
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“Kill the peasant” was not what i expected to hear a phone ever say in my life
Sacrifices must be made to save your kingdom
I literally burst out laughing when I heard that. How is anyone supposed to find this movie scary? Maybe it's a comedy movie in disguise.
clearly you are not one of my friends when we're in a call
I feel like that's something Siri would yell at android users
Iphone to a android user.
The brilliance of the symbolism of the dude breaking his leg after his genius excuse of going to the gym cause it was LEG day...mind blown...
Good solve detective L.
Cinematic masterpiece
@@clown4ever962 pro tip- to avoid any physical strain just get mental trauma instead! Works just as well (probably)
“Hey Siri. Tell me I’m sexy”
“I don’t know how to respond to that”
hahah I actually tried the same thing as soon as she tried it in the movie
Next thing you know the phone tells you to say the same thing to it.
"u mama so fat she looks better than u"
The phone should have said “it is against my programming to lie”
@@eyeroglyph4274 ouch
Imagine if they revealed a twist that the mom was a serial killer and that’s why Cassie’s Ami was so murderous
That makes more sense
That would actually be a pretty good twist. Make it so that the mother always recorded videos of her murders as souvenirs. That way you can explain why it never told Cassie to delete the videos
I was betting on the phone being broken and it was all in her head.
That would be a great twist (it would explain why A.M.I knew her mother's voice instantly) but some movies like this kinda just avoid that too "keep a good backstory" sadly
That would of been smart.
Liam died because he skipped leg days and screwed around instead.
Lesson: Don’t skip leg days.
Leg day is the best day. I'm mostly legs anyways.
I'm horny but my legs exploded
He also slipped on the lotion
But what if you just did leg day and muscles are spre but the killer tries to chase you?
Liam broke the girl's legs later in the film. This film is obviously about leg days.
actually, the movie's name ('AMI') is a reference to the french word 'ami' which means 'friend' (and you know, the app acts like a 'friend' toward cassie).
the movie remains shitty
They couldn’t have gone with Artificial Mobile Intelligence? Not great but better than machine
@@pucamisc maybe 'mobile' could be understood as 'something moving'
“Autonomous Machine Intelligence”. There, fixed it.
It's not a bad title, but that takes a bit of thought, especially for a movie this simple
Or it could be a coincidence.
I like how Sarah is smiling after Cassie tried to strangle her, like she thinks she's just messing around, only to then get bashed to death with a laptop.
Maybe she was into it
@@Goober1337 what kink is being murdered with an electronic
@@therealplaguerat e-BDSM gone wrong edition kink
She's a masochist most probably
@@rigbypotato nah its her kink what are you stupid
As the actor who played Liam, good god I loved this Elvis. Had me on the floor. I never stopped doing calf raises after this movie. I can't confirm or deny whether I still walk like that.
You did a great job man! Probably best character in the entire movie! Quick question: do u regret doing this movie?
@@HoneyBun44 Awh, bless you Andreea! Thank you. I don't regret it at all. At the time, I had just started acting, and for the first movie I ever did to eventually go on Netflix (Netflix didn't buy it until after we had filmed and started marketing it), it still holds a special place for that and many other reasons. It was also an amazing feeling crossing off (respectfully saying to all my dear friends who made that film) that culty, cheesy slasher movie as an actor.
@@samrobertmuik3495 Wear that badge with pride
Hey man, a job is a job. I don’t think anyone else would have screamed “victory sandwiches” with quite your commitment to the bit lol
@@Unfortunately_Mickey God bless you, my friend! Truly. That's a heck of a perspective I don't take lightly. Thank you.
Did Liam just leave Sarah's house without his boxers?
Yeah 😂. I guess when a girl gives good head, it makes you forget your boxers 😅
I found this comment right before i got to this point in the video.
@@runkkari325 2020: The Darkest Chapter in our lifetime. Meet our character: A deadly virus that killed over a million people named after a beer, crazy political figures who are ignorant of other people's opinions that get outraged every time, Mentally depressed celebrities who are so out of touch with reality that they think they are ones are oppressed, and lastly the unknown evil force that's been striking the States of America after the virus took it's toll on most people's mental state are known as the Karens.
@@Gideon13397
You forgot that we now have people like Kayne West talking about running for presidency...
Please don't let this happen. As much as I hate Trump, I would much rather HIM on office than Kanye.
@@Gideon13397 Thank You Gideon!
Also like, if someone I know was choking me to death, in the clear intent of killing me, and I achieved to make them think they did kill me, I wouldn't get up?! Why did the girl get up like "oowee still alive!" what
Because the phone told her she should kill her via telepathic communication!
I think people make these horror movies intentionally bad just so Elvis can make a video about it, like its almost an annual thing at this point
Lmao it’s definitely not annual, this shit happens twice a month
feels that way
People actually seek out movies that are so bad they’re ‘good’ if that makes sense, I enjoy shit like that personally
Bet you elvis actually produces these terrible horror movies so he has more content, genius move tbh
CptRussia tt
You know what would have made the movie 100% better: The phone is broken the entire time.
It's just this dirty old broken cellphone that she thinks is talking to her when it's really her brain injury causing the delusions.
That's brilliant!
This movie should've hired you as the writer
Bro you just turned a below average sci-fi movie to a watchable slasher that would get it's own cult following with a simple change.
It's all in le head moment
Have you guys ever seen a movie before lol
I always love it when the hyper advanced ai has a convenient, built-in morality light display, to show when it has turned evil. So considerate of the tech developers!
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid they didn't install an RGB. I'm the good-AI right now, Dave. Trust me.
@@fallingpetunias9046 nice one
I mean, if I was a crazy ai, Id probably do it just to fuck with people
😂
"Jeff, that's a bug, don't add it in"
Jeff: "It's a feature!"
"Jeff..."
"... You're a fucking genius"
The moral of the story:
Don't steal or you'll be in a horror movie.
Someone: *steals a kiss*
"...why do I hear Boss music?"
Ahaha
and also don't skip leg day
What about Jumanji lol
Oh god I'm gonna die now
These horror movies make my third grade short stories look phenomenal.
Bruh I still remember making a horror story about minecraft slenderman
frog frog would make a better movie than the real slenderman, and probably less offensive!
I would like but the likes are at 69.
@@draknarr2313 wholesome 69 420 hahaha
I remember making my kindergarten math teacher evil in one of my kiddie horror stories and it was better than this. It was one paragraph......
“And she takes the cat and she just starts choking it to death”
Me with my cat on my lap: O_o
Made me hug both my kitties. 😭
@@smileplease_91 Bruh same I hold my little black cat tight and he was just looking at me like: girl are you alright?
@Reseted Kitsune 🤣
Me too! I was pissed by that scene
"Hmmmm well i am quite bored and it did look quite fun to choke it...."
why does she look like 35 year old who's just snuck into the highschool.
well the actress is 31yo irl so that comment makes sense lmao
its harder to sneak a 30 year old man into highschool so gotta use a woman lol
She looks more like 30.
I was wondering why Elvis didn't mention that or why no one was commenting about that!
The reason AMI is like this is, it downloaded the entire r/insaneparents subreddit
Or it could have gotten all of its advice from yahoo answers
Nah r/madlads
Nah r/entitledparents
@@stickmation6651 Nah the entirety of reddit
except for the good parts
Ultima DoombotMK1 what good parts?
"Say that I'm sexy."
"Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Say I’m sexy for the tip
Im sexy
Thanks for the tip!
@Arthur Dent Wendys you mean the joke that was beign made that dosent need to be ruined by political shit
Nice one
Arthur Dent I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, but please tell me you are
Just watched the movie. So you're telling me she managed to pin the whole thing on Liam yet her fingerprints and DNA were on the knife and axe she used to kill the father. And they have no idea why the axe was there in the first place?
Hate when plot holes result in a killer getting away.
Hollywood AI: "I can simulate anybody's voice and emulate human behavior due to my ever-growing neural networks. The Turing test has been practically rendered obsolete."
Actual AI in programming: *user types in January and February* "Let me complete that for you! Maruary Apruary Mayuary Junuary... "
JSBXISBSOZBD
@@shaunhumphreys6714 Excellent and insightful comment, thank you for this!
I fully agree with everything you've said. AI is a buzzword in tech that is used to dazzle unsavvy non-IT clients when in reality it's just an algorithm that cycles through data and tries to extrapolate from it. If things like microphones and sound bytes used to train speech recognition aren't absolutely perfect, the speech recognition and voice-to-text AIs won't function properly.
My software architecture prof in college made a ton of money in Silicon Valley by developing and selling to businesses a decent voice-to-text app, but it's still an on-going research process for him. He's said that big hurdles are dialects, room acoustics, and background noise.
I've worked at a big plant for an international company that (because of dieselgate) wants to invest more in Industry 4.0 solutions and less in automotive parts. Terms like AI, Machine Learning, Neural Networks, the Cloud, and No-Coding are popular buzzwords that the engineers liked to ask us programmers to look into in case there was a possibility for automation via software. For them, it's all about avoiding code development (because most of them don't know even basic coding concepts like switch-cases or structs) and code developers (because they're expensive).
A quarter of my work consisted of sussing out scams and testing "revolutionary software" at the behest of my supervisor. Programming without programmers has been a dream of big industry since the 1960s, and they haven't budged an inch since then. Even these new-fangled "just describe what you want without code"-compilers that truly require zero coding abilities are useless as soon as you need more complex code (e.g. embedded software, broadcasters and listeners, multithreading, generics, inheritance), not to mention the fact that they rely on users actually describing their requirements in a manner that the compiler could understand. Which, if the users could actually do that, our jobs as software engineers would be obsolete and they could just go ahead and chat with the programmers directly about their needs and goals.
Of course users aren't capable of that, any more than a non-baker can give a pastry-maker a recipe off the top of his head on how to make cream puffs. If he knew how, he could have done it himself to begin with, if he had a kitchen.
A large part of my job as a software engineer involves making sense of what users want and then documenting their needs in a way that will aid development, for instance I have several meeting with various potential users, after each meeting I note down my interpretation of their needs and then I ask them again to be certain. Then I carry everything over into UML, and make simplified charts for my bosses and the engineers. Then I focus on the software architecture and tech stack. (Sometimes, companies will have employees who do the surveying bit for you, and as a SE all you really do is design and develop the software).
Knowing what goes on behind-the-scenes in industry, and how companies are sometimes scammed for hundreds of thousands of Euros or Dollars because somebody mesmerized them with promises of AI tech, I find it absolutely hilarious when media talks about AI as if it was an actual artificial person. This is nothing new -- centuries ago, writers described homonculi, and in Ancient Greece, poets talked about statues coming to life.
In reality, the best uses for AI I've seen so far have been deep fakes and voice synthesis. But they rely on a lot of additional coding and _a lot_ of grunt work (namely, having to fill libraries with data that the AI can train from -- the more data you provide, the better the results).
This was a lot of effort for a bad joke....and thats why i laughed
That only happens if you misspell February as Febuary
@@pigdevil2010 True, and Excel doesn't do it at all anymore unless you're typing in a column proceeded by another column that has the first three letters of the months as abbreviations. The AI is getting smerter.
Her friend’s phone be like: “My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive”
My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, with the help of my friends at S.T.A.R. Labs, I fight crime and find other meta-humans like me. I hunted the man who killed my mother, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new threats. And I am the only one fast enough to stop them. I am... The Flash!
Ha lmao 😂
Too bad it’s got a response time of an hour
I thought that too lmao like why would you want grant gustin of all people
@@bobremi142 🙌❤🤣
Elvis, you want to see a bad horror movie. There is this movie called "Gag" and. It's just a big rip-off of Saw. Only its much worse, and much more stupid.
So if you're out of bad horror movies to watch then hey. Let me add some more fuel to the fire.
Refined Pyro I totally forgot about that movie! ....yeah.... it’s really bad 😂
Im to scared to even watch it
Refined Pyro this
He should do midsommar, that one sucked alot imo.
Refined Pyro.
"Artificial MACHINE intelligence?"
It's a cellphone
Why would they not have called it
"Artificial mobile intelligence?"
It's not perfect
But it's better than the original
I think mobile would be better as, while big AI in movies are across the internet, they are very much rooted in place to the main computer where they're destroyed
Who else can never tell if the characters in this type of movies are supposed to be in highschool or college until someone mentions it because the actors are always in their thirties?
Right? I don't understand why writers can't just set things in college because, more often than not, the actors are very obviously mature adults.
why does no one have a case for their phone in this movie
yesss
They can probably just Christine themselves.
You got the fishy on you
because my fish bro,not only does it have unlimited battery,its also indestructible : D
I eat spoons
Can't wait for the A. M. I. and The Drone crossover
I want to see that to
It needs a Terry Davis-esque character running away from the glow-in-the-dark drones.
That would actually be really good
The A.M.I drone
They form their own morning radio comedy duo.
why did they absolutely *have* to include a scene of her choking a cat like
any horror movie that includes animals just makes me feel depressed and not scared
THEORY:
All horror movies about phones are made by Boomers who hate phones and millennials.
There's a difference between theory and fact
Sounds legit
phone bad, book good
Queen Bumblebee yes
That's not a theory that is straight facts.
Plot twist: Cassie’s mom was run over by a Google Self-Driving car when it was going through the town to map out their area for GoogleMaps.
This movie gets the "girl copes with loss with machine" from that one Black Mirror episode with Hayley Atwell
Exactly!
My thoughts exactly. It's so blatant that they watched that episode and were like "Wait a minuuuuuute let's make a bad nonsensical horror movie about it".
Yup I came to the comments just to see if anyone else thought that
That would of been the better movie.
100 percent. Except Black Mirror did it way better.
I hate how this uses mental illness as the crux for the 'horror' elements. Also, medication for mental illnesses doesn't work like that! It's something you take on a schedule to manage symptoms!
Yeah they make it look like magic what the hell
This movie logic
takes pill every second within the day: NORMAL
stops taking it for 1/3 of a second: Killing is pretty DOPE rn
Don't care
@@RralRonaldo wow very cool, but who asked?
@@Mark12434 lmfao 🤣
“And she takes the cat and she just starts choking it to death”
*nobody liked that*
Cant believe they got peluchin in this movie
I liked it
Gustaw Furnace um ok
Gustaw Furnace bruh
@@zatoka08 there's something wrong with you
Maybe the reason the mother died is she was recording herself talking for a Facebook video while driving.
She was probably recording herself while driving and talking about the MLM she is in and how it definitely isn't a pyramid scheme.
The fact that cassie uses ami as a coping mechanism is a very good plot idea but it's executed horrendously.
Agreed. I liked the idea, if only they had put more thought into it...
black mirror did it better
Yeah basically watch Black Mirror's Be Right Back if you want this concept but done right
black mirrors be right back is basically the same concept just 100 times better
The whole movie feels like someone had an awful experience with someone with poor mental health and they tried to make a movie about it without consulting anyone who knows literally anything about mental health
“This thing is like Siri but with a really awful response time”
So Siri
I was about to say 😂
This feels Like a really weird Episode of black mirror
Anne Wagnera Like a shitty ripoff of Be Right Back. At least that took the time to explain how the tech works 😂
Indeed there was an episode very similar to this 😂😂
@@Chikadulce10 exaclty!! I was trying to remember which one it was lmaoo I knew someone in the comments would know. AMI feels like crossover between Be right back and Selfie Man
This would probably be alot better if it was, mainly bc they'd have good acting and more budget to make it good lmao
indeed
This reminds me of a Black Mirror episode, where after her husband's death, the protagonist gets an A.I. version of him, the only difference is that Black Mirror team actually knows how to write futuristic plot devices, and the A.I. is created by taking all his videos and texts and turning them into a complex personality, something that has happened in real life, and it felt real because not only was the character a social media addict, but it took time to fully develop.
They knew up until season 5
It seems to me this movie is a complete rip-off of that episode
I thought the same thing when I saw A.M.I.!
Black Mirror can sometimes seem like a "technology bad" thing, but goddamn so many good episodes where you can really see the passion for the topics, like Playtest. It's one of the more underrated episodes because it's not really subtle and obviously San Junipero kinda outshines every other episode, and so does Bandersnatch if you consider it an episode.
I’m starting to think Elvis isn’t actually an alien
Don’t like my comment it sucks but I’m too lazy to delete it
Check his green card.
@@UnprofessionalProfessor i laughed at this. That's pretty good. 😂
Well, I'M unsubbing then.
Good, all according to plan
I think there's an argument to be made that the phone represents her failing mindset, like a psycho Imaginary Friend. That's why she takes so much offence towards Liam deleting it, because it was her way to try to have him see the world she saw.
But that's way too much credit for this movie. I shouldn't have to theorize why exactly everything happens in a movie with one theme.
And that might be Why AMI in French means friend
These movies just use "OOGA BOOGA ANIMEL CRULTY" as a replacement for actual scares
And funnily enough, PETA is nowhere to be seen bitching about it.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 not even they give a fuck. Pretty insulting for the producers actually
*lost episode creepypasta sound intensified*
"It wasn't the cheating, it was the deleting."
-Elvis, 2020
Didn’t the dude die in 1977 though
I think mr Wilde knows his comment is r/whoosh so that way I think if I say r/whoosh I get r/whooshed by r/whoosh
@@iamthatedude99i88 "Mr Wilde"?
Why is it when the chick gets up after almost being "suffocated" she's smiling lmao
A kink maybe?
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
Just girls being girls.
She’s like: “huh gotcha fool”
Maybe Sarah hates Cassie out of some sexual frustration? I didn’t expect A.M.I. to have homoerotic subtext lol
10:48 i'm sorry, why did she wake up after being almost strangled to death with a great big cheesy grin on her face?! did she enjoy that shit? Mcscuse me? or was it a ''Yay, i'm still alive!'' grin that got instantly wiped from her face with her own laptop.
"Ami" means "friend" in 🇫🇷 that acronym makes (a little) more sens.
Not really when it's never pronounced like that once in the film.
Oui ses vrai je suis quebequoi et jes pensée a sa pendent toute la video
Wui wui
clé clé
@Anna333 bruh
Just imagine the bipolar disorder working normally and Cassie lays in her bed, depressed, the whole duration of the movie. The A.M.I's just telling her to kill all those people and Cassie's right there, in the bed, just laying.
That would be a way worse movie
and she spends up to $1000 worth of money on things she wants in the moment and cleans her whole house twice
SAME
You just made me realize I may have bipolar disorder :( although it may be just depression
'KILL THEM CASSIE' says the phone. "Why should I go through all that effort? It's not like it matters and that's a lot of energy" replied Cassie, curling back up in her bed even though it's 7 pm and she's only gotten out of bed once and that was to pee.
I mean his legs are skinny. More the reason why he can’t afford to miss leg day
Logic *100*
he says "hanging out" but in the actual texts you can something more intimate than hanging out
😭
seeing the cat's face as cassie was trying to choke it is so heartbreaking :((
"Ami" in French means "friend," so that might be what the movie is going for. Technology pretending to be friendly. For instance, when the phone asks Cassie, "Do you need a friend?"
I know french and I didnt notice that
And it turns into some friendship-based English words like "amiable", "amicable," and "amity," and is also related to the word "amigo."
Nice
the lotion on the stair part made me laugh so hard, that would be funny if everybody just keeps slipping 😂
And then Cassie walks up the stairs to escape, but then slips and dies
THE END
Weeks later, bodies piled up, swat team after swat team slip and further feed Cassie's cannibalism.
@@pinkfurret6245 lmao
Imagine all of them just slipping down the stairs like Peter Griffin did. 😂😂😂
Ah yes, the sequel: Killer Stairs
Next up:
A movie called “SIT”
A movie about a chair that, when looked at, you die.
When I looked at your username, I thought it said "tampons"
I looked that up for shits and giggles and found a movie called killer sofa
What is the movie about
You ever watch "Rubber"? It's got a sentient car tire that kills people.
How about that German movie about a killer condom
If I can give this movie one thing, I like the scene of Cassie hanging out with all the AI phones as if they're people because it's such a surreal wtf moment
I was hoping Liam's AMI and Cassie's AMI would engage in mortal kombat.
That would be adorable! They could have little swords!
Carly Crays and rip out each other’s circuits in brutality moves
@@laundrybasketgamers That just sounds precious!
Carly Crays and they would have those conversations at the beginning of every fight that me and my friend always skip
Actually if Liam's AMI had seen that he's an ok guy deep down but with some toxic masculinity bs covering it, and then started to try to help Liam to ESCAPE Cassie with the knowledge the clone AMI gets from being connected to the original, at least it would have had SOME sort of interesting cat-and-mouse end, and give more believable reasons to why Cassie was so into the guy.
Considering it’s a creepy voice assistant on a mobile phone, I’d think “Artificial *Mobile* Intelligence” for their AMI acronym would have been a bitter fit. At least that would highlight the phone aspect rather than the redundant fact that artificial intelligence ... requires a machine
That’s actually smart
69th like :-)
Liam: *deletes A.M.I clone*
Cassie: 🎶You know the rules, it's time to die🎶
Catrin Lewis 🎶Say goodbye🎶
🎤and hurt you🎤
🔫👈😃 SAY GOODBYE
24:33 instead of max and ruby, it’s now ax and ruby
You should see the movie IBoy, he gets a piece of phone stuck in his brain from an accident and gains cellular powers... I wish I was kidding
So he's like the new marvel super hero thing?
Dose he kill people?
gives me squip vibes
@@moonstone6133 squip is like A.M.I in pill form
The worst part of the movie is when it starts
(And when she murdered a cute cat)
8:12 the cat somehow survived and it landed on the ground
@@acousticmayonnaise8889 thank God
@@thegreat2555 yep.
@Vincent Silva Nah the car just deals 9 damage
@@HomosexualJessiePinkman nah bro the car was spawn camping the cat so that it died 8 more times after it ran over the cat the first time.
“It can’t be scary unless it’s in complete darkness”
*Midsommar has entered the chat*
Midsommar isn't scary tho. It's unsettling.
Invisible Man
Midsommar was pretty good. Very unique. The way they used vibrant colors almost made the horror of it surreal. It really added to the creep factor
Angel It might not be “scary” but it’s in the horror genre. It’s a psychological horror that uses unsettling instances to strike fear and discomfort into the audience. I think EyesOfErica was focusing more on the fact that it’s a horror movie rather than the type of horror it was lol
Very original comment format nice one
10:40 This scene is so weird because Sarah sits up smiling before getting obliterated with that laptop.
Couldn’t her mother have been a developer who used her own voice for the AI before dying? No? Too much for one character?
that's too smart for this movie
You clearly thought this thru. You see when on a mountain of cocaine you lose your forethought. Then this happens 🤷🏼♀️
You thinking much more about the script than the writer
Nah they gotta talk about her once and never bring her back up
Why?
AMI: Good Cassie, good... kill her.
Cassie: ...I shouldn't
AMI: *do it*
"What should I do with this day old meat?"
"Stew it."
"I broke my pencil."
"Glue it."
@@smileplease_91 SCREW IT
I shouldn't have done that it's not the *normal human* way
@Ruosong Gao it’s not a story that the Jedi tell 😒😒
**emperor palpatine voice** do it.
When people fight over if the title is pronounced Amy or just A M I:**same voice as before** I love democracy.
"She's a Siri... al killer."
You are a despicable man, Elvis.
this was legit so underrated, what a genius joke :D
Out!
@@theblackbaron4119 Don't you mean [mic drop]? ;)
Plot twist: Elvis is actually Gru.
*gru comes out of the shadows* you could say he was despicable *starts laughing evily* o-oh wait did we already do that?
I have to assume a ton of this is happening in Cassie's head.
Same honestly. Like it’s a pretty shit excuse.... but it’s better than thinking any of this is meant to be interpreted literally.
these horror movies are way funnier than most comedy movies nowadays.
They always were. Back in the day because they didn't take themselves seriously nowadays because they take themselves too seriously.
How ironic right!?
better then Holmes and Watson
@YAN DE FREITAS CANDIDO well if you're nine then yeah
The protagonist honestly looks like a secondary character that *totally* wont die in a horror movie
“They had to avoid being a good movie by putting the M in the middle” Yep because M is for mEDIOCRE
*Badum Tss*
It's not mediocre,it's focken trash.
M is for Malcolm in the middle
Artificial Mediocre Intelligence: it’s like regular AI but not as smart
abby j. Nice
“i’m so so so sorry that i killed you ;(“
*sarah wakes up*
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
*continues to slam a laptop into sarah’s head until she dies*
this movie was not only bad, but deepened the prejudice against those with mental illnesses and/or bipolar disorder. brain damage doesn’t make you bipolar- it’s a chemical imbalance not caused by injury. bipolar does make you impulsive sometimes, but it obviously doesn’t make you a murderer. if this movie didn’t have the mental health aspect to it, i would’ve actually respected it; however, it’s feeding into the fear of people with mental illnesses.
edit: some people have informed me that you can in fact get bipolar from brain injuries. however, my other point still stands: this movie made the absurd connection between murder and a mental illness.
People don't realise the damage this stuff does. My sister has lost jobs and had her whole lifestyle threatened because of her bipolar (she lives in Vietnam atm and their attitude to mental health isn't great), and movies like this make it seem so much more unmanageable than it is. It sucks, and talking her down from her manic episodes is difficult, but it's not like she's out there murdering people because her brain chemistry is a bit off. At most, her manic episodes include impulse online shopping sprees or cleaning her entire house at like 2 in the morning. Wow. So scary😑
You actually *can* develop mental illnesses such as bipolar disorder from traumatic brain injury, however this movie did a shitty and frankly insulting representation of it.
Traumatic brain injury can predispose an individual to affective disorders such as depression/bipolar as well as psychotic disorders such as schizo and neurotic disorders amongst other things. Bipolar can exist with psychotic symptoms as well like tertiary auditory hallucinations visual hallucinations and delusions etc. It’s rare but all of it is definitely possible!
@@darkestnbl 100%. My sister and I did used to have vicious fights when we were younger before she was diagnosed. And I know that sometimes the symptoms can be so much worse. But sensationalising it makes the stigma worse. It shouldn't really be used as a "oh she's bipolar and will now proceed to go psycho murderer".
Yall bipo’s be cool with me as long as you aint murdering kitties. This movie has raised suspicion tho, I got my eye on you.
“Hey coach, I need some porn” did NO ONE think that line through??
he said grandma first which makes it worse
I’m your 69th like
Potato Gamer nobody cares?
Black Glasses ima start searching on who tf cared
@@Scary-Eire That's what I call a pro gamer move
Ok that had to be the worst writing for bipolar disorder ive ever seen lol
Yeah it's even worse than the "super autism" from the newest predator.
Yeah my dad has bipolar and it's fucking nothing like that lol
even 13 reasons why has better bipolar disorder representation
@@pissapocalypse Doesn't Bipolar Disorder mean extrem mood swings or Depression? (Sorry if this offends you or your family.)
@@NoOne-sb4tc From what I've heard, it's exreme mood swings, it's like feeling exremely depressed this second and neurtral the next. Not sure if this is correct tho.
"Artificial Machine Technology" would imply there's an Organic Machine Intelligence.
Why does Sarah have a huge smile on her face after one of her best friends tried to murder her? 😳
I just wanna know why she was stupid enough to not pretend to be dead long enough to get the upperhand.
She probably thought it was some sick kinky joke. Because she’s also dumb.
It's her kink
a_bad_gamer 0.5 *murder me mommy~*
@@xen-alt1613 uwu XD nuzzles you
Plot twist: The reason he didn't see the lotion is because it was a Troom Troom prank video since all the people in Troom Troom are blind
ReDhEAd HaS nO iDEa Of tHe ToOtHpAsTe iN hEr oReo
@@genetopotato457 lol
unerrated comment
Bruh I don't like how the used bi-polar as a way to explain her "craziness" like that just adds stigma to the disorder ://
Exactly
@Miria they did- the medication she's using is for bipolar disorder
Bipolar people dont act crazy?
@@absolutebackfire191 absolutely not lmao
Well, by the end of the movie, she wasn't bipolar. She was crazy ALL the time.
14:51 He didn't even step on the lotion. If you're going to do a close up to show that he slipped on the lotion, at least have your actor make contact with the lotion.
The random girl Cassie kills literally only exists so they could use it as the intro scene. There was absolutely nothing tied to the actual story that they could have used for that scene, nope. Lmao
What I’m really mad at is Cassie should have taken off her clothes so sad
Caracter deaths:
Sarah got beaten up by technology
Cassie_Dad tried to swim in acid
Ruby couldn't dodge
Liam_Dad got chopped in half by a wild Cassie
Liam ate a knife
Bonus deaths:
Cat forgot to breathe
RandomGirl didn't bring a torch
Minecraft deaths funny
@@bettyunicorn6132 yes
👌😌
@@bettyunicorn6132 it’s terraria deaths but ight
Do more of these things. This is pretty good and interesting.
"Because phones are scary."
You mean, search histories are scary.
no, MY search history is scary
@@spicymint437 same..
What search history
*laughs in asexual*
boob ads pop up-
"if they turned Her into a horror movie."
Bruh... Her is already a horror movie, dude falls in love with a piece of plastic and everyone is all like, "aw what a great movie!" 😂
The pills she keeps popping are shown as Ziprasidone (Geodon) which is a medication I am on, but the usage is completely incorrect?? Why does she keep tossing them back?? It’s not a spur of the moment anxiety medication, it’s for schizophrenia
drown the local dreamer well you see, she actually has PCD (Plot Convenience Disorder), it’s not very well understood as the only cure is to just to take random medication in random doses at random times, though some psychologists debate whether or not it makes the PCD worse.
It’s Serrifin Best description ever!!
@ferret antipsychotics are regularly used for sleeping problems my dude
This movie just sounds like a live action yandere movie
Ya
Well it's not a Yandere Simulator movie, otherwise it would have started production in 2015 and ot would have about 7 minutes of footage, but alao 13 bonus features, an animated miniseries and a 183 part Wattpad fanfiction.
@@benjamincooper358 he said yandere not yandere simulator
@@benjamincooper358 yan sim isn't the only yandere thing? They didn't even coin the term.
@@JadeRafferty watch future diary... thats where the og yandere comes from lol
Why does Liam exclusively cheat on Cassie with her friends? Are there no other girls in this town? Is he the laziest man alive? Smh 🤦♀️
Yes. Yes he is. Also he is incredibly stupid as hell
yeah also the only thing that was just 0.1% “creepy” was that ami was watching her sleep.
That “slipping down the stairs” bit sounds like something family guy would do 😂
This guy's video is literally more entertaining to watch than the movie he talking about
😂😂😂 nice one
True
The way he sums up moments such as “and he’s like ‘oh my God, Dat hurts!” Why is something so simple so funny 😂
Facts he makes the movie more interesting
Considering he's reviewing a foul turd of a movie. Yes, that would necessarily follow. Congratulation Sherlock Holme.
I love how they cast 30 year olds for high school students.
At least cast 19-22 year olds
It would make WAY more sense
I'm fine with that. If they want to cast The Rock as a 12 year old, that works for me. The movie industry is notoriously predatory towards children and teens
@@EnclaveColonel you make a good point.
Are they in high school though? When their profiles are shown, it says she is 21 and Liam is 23. Am I seeing things? 😆
Nothing new about that. Hollywood being doing it since they came into existence...lol
All the movie had to do was make him get hit when he said “call 911!” So he says “call 91-AGH!” And than have him complete the sentence when it works
You have the best username ever
if it was AI it would be:
"Tell me I'm sexy"
"You are hollow chick with self esteem so low you literally beg own mobile for attention"
And as it's horror movie she would be literally roasted.
lmao true
Cassie: established to be devestated by her mother's death
Also Cassie like an hour later: DaD kILliNg TiMe!
I love ur pfp
@@kelian9671 I love your profile picture
@@milan_gielis thanks
This is very wholesome
Phone: *dies*
Film makers: dont let your phone die
THE MOVIE
D.L.Y.P.D
The most atrocious thing is that Liam was walking out of the house like that in jeans without boxers on
elvis' little soul patch looks like it's spelling out "POT"
“how come so many of these bad horror movies rely on someone just stealing”
thats-
that’s actually a very good point
Alot of horror movies also go off the adopting an unknown child as well lol.
It's a hidden message not to steal lol
@@jaycraw6978 And adopt unknown children
Is no one going to question how Cassie managed to do all of this in Liam’s backyard without being noticed? Also, how did she manage to acquire a decent amount of incredibly strong acid that melts people but doesn’t melt through a flimsy plastic container?
Because those acids can’t eat through certain materials. There’s a disgusting scene in breaking bad which specifically makes this known.
Pro tip: Don't question movie logics. Our puny human brains can't even fathom to understand them.
@@noobie1890 this
Certain plastics are basically immune to acid in real life.
The surprising part is that the movie actually had enough correct science to get that right
A lot of acid container are actually made of plastic : most acids reacts with metals, glass is heavy and can shatter. Some example of acid-resistant plastics : High density polyethylene, polymethylpentene, teflon, ..
@@theophiled many acids on my uni are actually stored in glass as far as I remember. Problem is that f.e. HF reacts with glass so it needed to be stored in plastic. There are non-reactive metals, but c'mon. University won't just buy hundred containers made from silver XD
I just got an Ad, that’s like, “WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT A.I.” Not going to lie, I was kinda nervous.
Thejus Krishna Saji No
@@kitkitkatkit ok if you don't want to but I asked him/her not you but thanks for honest feedback
little does he know that 2 years later the voice advancements premise would be alot more tangible than he made them out to be 😅
We can make music with the voices of dead people now.
This movie feels like a crappier version of the "I have no mouth and I must scream" novel, except the supercomputer is swapped with a phone, doesn't keep people alive to torture them. Hell, even the machines have similar names, "A.M." (The supercomputer) and "A.M.I". Maybe it's just a coincidence, maybe my brain is fried, but I can't help but see the similarities.
My God you are correct. We got a bad spiritual adaption of ihnmaims
Eh with that many differences I'd have to say it's nothing alike.
Still has similarities like in the computer AM manipulate the five humans into plays his game to fall to their flaws like how AMI manipulate the woman to killing people while AM in the book and the game in the bad ending keep the main character alive forever with no escape from him. The woman under AMI controlled is trapped under the control of the machine and getting away from her crimes now nobody is aware that the AMI is a manipulative sociopathic robot. Also the main character have a mental illness that allowed them to be controlled and manipulated by the robot. See the similarities.
How dare you give the movie’s scriptwriters that much credit 😔
I actually saw this pos movie, and I was thinking the same thing. Side note... God I hope they never try to make a movie of I have no mouth and I must scream.
Cassie wasn’t wearing gloves and that doesn’t easily incriminate her?
Ye no way she'd get away with it. Did she ever delete the video as well? Also I they CCTV of the dad drive g his car he would've been last seen with Cassie
That is one thing that confused me. Are they high school students or college? Alien never states, but if they were high school then how did no one find out about Sarah's death until the father ( a possible random old guy to her parents or at least father of daughter who is not around at the moment) walks into the room and also steals a phone lol.
@@TheCommanderTacoI've watched the movie, I don't know if their in highschool or college sifksktoso
Guessing the police don't got that stuff, somehow.
Sorry to say that "forensic" had been died during the production of this film
9:59 he walks like a male sim after woohooing in sims 3
What if all the characters are sims and the A.M.I thing is just the player telling their favourite sim to commit crimes 😂
I love that the main protagonist is so uninteresting that Elvis straight up calls her Ami at one point