WILLY'S WONDERLAND - FNAF but Nicolas Cage is the Janitor

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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @alicelinheart4906
    @alicelinheart4906 3 года назад +6665

    This movie has the same energy of "If I was in FNAF I would fight back, I wouldn't get killed by a dumb animatronic" comment and it's fucking great honestly

    • @Artistgirl254
      @Artistgirl254 3 года назад +740

      It has "I'm built different" energy lol

    • @DexDexter0
      @DexDexter0 3 года назад +247

      the fnaf animatronics werent made of papier mache tho

    • @nicktaco117
      @nicktaco117 3 года назад +65

      Get a gun?

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 3 года назад +78

      @Vean Studio the perfect specimen

    • @I.disagree
      @I.disagree 3 года назад +27

      @@nicktaco117 Genius

  • @Aussie_Tom
    @Aussie_Tom 3 года назад +9806

    My biggest disappointment with the film was the fact the line “He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re trapped in here with him.” wasn't '“He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re CAGED in here with him.”.
    Would have been perfect....

    • @deweybiggs3074
      @deweybiggs3074 3 года назад +299

      How many times did it take you to write that comment without messing it up? Would've taken me like a whole week to get it right.

    • @MoBallin
      @MoBallin 3 года назад +101

      This is same as Soldiers line.
      *I am not trapped in a Room full of Robot*
      *You are all Trapped in here WITH ME*

    • @yeeterskeeter8994
      @yeeterskeeter8994 3 года назад +42

      LITERALLY THO THAT WOULDVE BEEN PERFECT

    • @yeeterskeeter8994
      @yeeterskeeter8994 3 года назад +11

      @@deweybiggs3074 they did edit the comment tho-

    • @deweybiggs3074
      @deweybiggs3074 3 года назад +4

      @@yeeterskeeter8994 yeah, I noticed.

  • @microwave4928
    @microwave4928 3 года назад +2539

    “Nick cage as a mute janitor who beats up animatronics and plays video games”
    Is my favourite concept for a movie

    • @exuvittorio4855
      @exuvittorio4855 3 года назад +52

      dont forget the pinball victory dance

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. 3 года назад +6

      He wasn't mute. He can talk but he just chooses not to - Dr Sartain

    • @Thatguy60929
      @Thatguy60929 3 года назад

      @@TF2Scout.. He knows this

    • @jimthebottle6647
      @jimthebottle6647 3 года назад +1

      They must had some goooood weed

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 2 года назад

      Need a video game-

  • @ShyLeviathan
    @ShyLeviathan Год назад +453

    This movie suddenly makes a lot more sense when you choose to believe that it's all actually just a video game. I kept joking to myself that Nic's character is acting a lot like a speedrunner playing an old horror game from the 00's or something, and that's when I was like "oh shit wait a minute." The fake night sky. That's just a poorly textured skybox. The weird tropey behavior of the other actors. Duh, they're NPCs. Nic's obsession with those soda drinks. They're obviously how he heals, or they're power-ups or something. The foam appendages actually doing damage.... it's all video game logic. We don't see what Nic sees - he's got a hud and ui and everything. There's dialogue boxes over the NPCs that he's desperately trying to skip through. He's mute because he's the silent protagonist. Boom.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +19

      Bruuuhhhhhhh
      Damnnn

    • @yesimdisguting5994
      @yesimdisguting5994 10 месяцев назад +16

      you just blow my mind., 🤣🤣🤣

    • @crossarchives5876
      @crossarchives5876 9 месяцев назад +13

      Dude, I love this interpretation

    • @jojobod
      @jojobod 3 месяца назад +5

      Also explains the pinball machines as a way of getting the “true ending” like FNaF 3

    • @StomeAura
      @StomeAura 2 месяца назад +4

      “Be sure to take breaks. Always good to pace yourself.”
      is such a loading screen line

  • @dantectopus8997
    @dantectopus8997 3 года назад +6050

    The reason he's taking his job so seriously is to complete all the side quests to max out his stats.

    • @mysticnoobgaming
      @mysticnoobgaming 3 года назад +116

      someone finally said it

    • @memphis_gamer4370
      @memphis_gamer4370 3 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @ArtIsAnExpIosion
      @ArtIsAnExpIosion 3 года назад +13

      Yessir

    • @snipercow861
      @snipercow861 3 года назад +97

      The devs didn’t give him a voice he talks through a dialogue box that we can’t see

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 года назад +55

      That makes the headcanon for this movie so much more fun
      Like, he hasn't touched the main quest line yet, but he's obviously got STR and REF maxxed out already.

  • @capnfungi7875
    @capnfungi7875 3 года назад +863

    Nicolas Cage himself said he basically only does movies that interest him, and also that his interests hop around a lot, which can be both good him being in smaller movies, and bad, when he loses interest in a film mid-way.

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 3 года назад +108

      He also has a surprising amount of patience. He stayed on for Superman Lives whilst in it lingered in development hell for *YEARS.*

    • @johnjackson9819
      @johnjackson9819 3 года назад +5

      But I thought he was under contract to do every movie that he gets? Wasn't there something like that?

    • @axbix
      @axbix 3 года назад +3

      @@johnjackson9819 I thought it was something about him getting caught for tax evasion.

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 3 года назад +21

      @@axbix Cage alleges that his business manager failed to file for taxes and encouraged risky investments, whereas the manager says that Cage was living well beyond his means. Either way, he now says yes to anything to pay off his debts. I think the writer of this film was being a bit too generous when he said how excited Cage was to do this.

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 3 года назад +9

      @Tyler Kincade oh, definitely. Willy’s Wonderland, The Color From Out of Space and Mom & Dad are exactly the kind of projects that feed into his best qualities as an actor, so no doubt he’s mostly paid his dues by now. I still think he’s a cautionary tale for big name actors - maybe focus on the quality of your work instead of buying castles, because if you keep saying yes to anything you’ll run out of castle money 😂

  • @frenzy2061
    @frenzy2061 3 года назад +7837

    Even if the whole concept for the movie is suspiciously familiar, the mere fact that Nick Cage's character takes his job so seriously, despite everything going on, even to the point where he takes breaks as if he's just some regular employee is pretty unique and hilarious. And him not talking makes it even funnier because you have no idea why he's this insistent on keeping the place clean lmao. He gives off the vibe of a person who's played a videogame so many times that it doesn't scare them anymore, so they're just intensely focused on completing all the quests as efficiently as they can.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 года назад +288

      Yeah.
      He is getting a car repair pretty much free of any of his money, too.
      He could also been a kid that use to go to Willy's before seeing a massacre.

    • @epic_mario
      @epic_mario 3 года назад +157

      He also stops fighting while the kids because his break was over lol

    • @heromedley
      @heromedley 3 года назад +124

      from what ive seen it seems nic cage character has OCD because of the trauma he suffered with his past encounters with willy

    • @chef-ln5fw
      @chef-ln5fw 3 года назад +102

      @@tonypeppermint5329 theyre was dog tags in his car hes more likely to be a war vet

    • @spych0367
      @spych0367 3 года назад +10

      @@heromedley nice job you watched a review online

  • @sethcouchman4001
    @sethcouchman4001 2 года назад +332

    The nail file scene makes perfect sense if you've been a janitor. His fingers look dry and irritated bc he's been scrubbing cleaner into things with them for hours. I actually really like this movie as someone who was a nighttime janitor for years. This is exactly how you would act if anything was trying to keep you from getting home to sleep.

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 Год назад +23

      So you are saying you were willing to fight killer animatronics while high on soda just to be able to go home and sleep?

    • @yohannas9657
      @yohannas9657 Год назад +59

      @@nguyenquyetthang1326 that's just being a janitor

    • @chomosuke0720
      @chomosuke0720 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@nguyenquyetthang1326Did he friggin stutter?!

  • @ceering99
    @ceering99 3 года назад +3155

    The part where he leaves the girl to fight for herself because it's time for his break killed me

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 2 года назад +66

      same lmao

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 года назад +24

      Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously, read, and do what the Bible says. It is all True.

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 2 года назад +121

      Man got his priorities. Can't interrupt the animatronic killer on its break time can we?

    • @stephendavidson7256
      @stephendavidson7256 2 года назад +17

      It's like when they wrote his character maybe when the alarm goes off and he leaves is more part of his traumatic experience and him sticking to some sort of OCD no matter what's going on at the time

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 2 года назад +3

      @@royliber3824 spoken like a true worker of the customer service industry.
      God, I hated when people interrupted my break

  • @joweeeeeeeeeeeee
    @joweeeeeeeeeeeee 3 года назад +513

    I wish Nick Cage, after each fight, said “I just cleaned this” as his only lines in the film

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 года назад +24

      I had Mr Incredible in my head going 'I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for-for ten minutes?! Please??" Everytime XD

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 года назад +5

      Y e s

    • @curlybrace4984
      @curlybrace4984 3 года назад +7

      God that would've been perfect.

    • @abelphommachak7021
      @abelphommachak7021 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 3 года назад +2

      Iread that in Duke Nukems voice.

  • @undeadsecret
    @undeadsecret 3 года назад +9975

    you missed a huge overarching story, Cage's character was mute due to a childhood incident that traumatized him... theorized online that he was one of the original kids to be attacked but actually survived, he intentionally drove over the spike strip, and knew exactly where he was and what he was doing. he went all that way, to be locked in, and deal with the animatronics himself. which is why he shows familiarity with the establishment, and shows so much attention to the old pinball machine. he used to go there as a child.

    • @matthogan8494
      @matthogan8494 3 года назад +746

      Ohhh great analysis

    • @MyIneffablePonyyy
      @MyIneffablePonyyy 3 года назад +227

      thank you I love you :)

    • @TheRaichuTrainer
      @TheRaichuTrainer 3 года назад +175

      Holy shit

    • @Maxdud
      @Maxdud 3 года назад +289

      Oh and he smacked the animatronoc and kept wincing at the animatronics

    • @undeadsecret
      @undeadsecret 3 года назад +694

      @@Maxdud I have OCD and can also attribute the super literal "breaks" to his ocd, as in his mind he's taking the janitorial duties extremely seriously, which is also why he scrubs the ever living hell out of the place, it's compulsion. not choice.

  • @Lyrog
    @Lyrog 2 года назад +704

    Willy's Wonderland is unironically one of my favorite movies. It has absolutely fabulous visuals imo, is very fun, and I just love the simplicity of it; the entire point being "Nick Cage doesn't give a fuck". Kinda like the "show, don't tell" version of Shia LaBeouf's "JUST DO IT" speech, which is refreshing after watching thousands of people in movies and also real life constantly complain and fail at things (including ourselves).

    • @11skylars
      @11skylars Год назад

      🐰🐰

    • @bdkplaysx
      @bdkplaysx Год назад +1

      ​@@11skylarsI don't get it tell me

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 Год назад +6

      yknow, we need a lot more protagonists like this
      there's something very badass about a hyperfocused weirdo who gives 0 fucks

    • @elmirasmiscellaneous1129
      @elmirasmiscellaneous1129 Год назад +1

      Amen.

  • @BunkerAnon
    @BunkerAnon 3 года назад +750

    He's Player Character. Hence the health drinks and everyones just baffling response to his mutness.

    • @handlesR4losers
      @handlesR4losers 3 года назад +26

      Dahm I didn’t think about that

    • @CalebA585
      @CalebA585 3 года назад +19

      I don't know how people don't see this. He pulled off the player character off perfectly.

    • @LordTactusMe
      @LordTactusMe 3 года назад +2

      Looooooool, that’s genius

    • @doctor_burnsides915
      @doctor_burnsides915 3 года назад +5

      So in other words, he's Gordon Freeman

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 3 года назад +1

      Huh, makes sense.

  • @kitty0chan444
    @kitty0chan444 3 года назад +3066

    Imagine the movie was actually just a scheme to get Nic Cage to clean their bathrooms

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 3 года назад +181

      Or Cage to fulfill his lifelong dream of either be a janitor or kick the shit out of animatronics.

    • @gwenofair628
      @gwenofair628 3 года назад +169

      I think you may be on to something. Maybe he was hired to be a janitor and some people found out and decided to film a movie around him. He just wanted to finish his job but the director kept throwing weird shit at him so Nick freaked out and just destroyed their stuff. That’s why there’s no dialogue.

    • @kitty0chan444
      @kitty0chan444 3 года назад +36

      @@gwenofair628 HAHAHA omg that’s fucking hilarious

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 года назад +48

      @@gwenofair628 It's just a candid camera of nick cage going bat-shit insane with animatronics attacking him.

    • @gwenofair628
      @gwenofair628 3 года назад +6

      @@guyman9655 yeah exactly!

  • @RedhoodJT
    @RedhoodJT 3 года назад +4691

    The fact that Nicholas Cage is using his influence on this fun smaller project has really increased my respect for him.

    • @procrastinator547
      @procrastinator547 3 года назад +90

      Isn’t he like legally obligated to accept any and all work because of his massive massive debt?

    • @peachylady
      @peachylady 2 года назад +14

      @@procrastinator547 really? lol

    • @thefish4636
      @thefish4636 2 года назад +326

      @@procrastinator547 I think that might be a rumor to explain why he does all these out there movies. He told Variety in an interview earlier this year he left Hollywood because of the constraints studios put on his eccentric acting, he likes the lower budget independent work because of the freedom to experiment and be fluid

    • @Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere
      @Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere 2 года назад +10

      He desperately needs the money tbh

    • @Smspodcast_
      @Smspodcast_ 2 года назад +23

      @@thefish4636 that’s bs he’s broke after buying weird mansions and castles

  • @travelkingable
    @travelkingable 2 года назад +137

    To be fair, I like the idea that the reason why Nic Cage is so weird in this movie it's because, as you mentioned, dude's a videogame player character. Silent Protagonist, is given a side quest (Clean the place) and he's doing it be the last thing he does, he does mini games (the pinball), he only works in "levels" and "boss fights," he's never really filthy despite the carnage...
    He's just the Dragonborn honestly.

    • @user-ku8yi5to4f
      @user-ku8yi5to4f 10 месяцев назад +2

      dragonborn nic cage the ultimate life form

  • @ashertlloyd8234
    @ashertlloyd8234 3 года назад +879

    I liked the contrast between the average virgin horror movie teens that are just there to die vs the chad Nicholas cage that is just there to clean

    • @Revanchist2
      @Revanchist2 3 года назад +67

      Rip and clean until it is done

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 года назад +49

      *I will clean, for I am Nic Cage, and this is FNaF at Freddy’s.*

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 3 года назад +19

      I mean if YOU had that power wouldn't it be fun to punch a robot gorilla then body slam his ass?

    • @cheesebird4057
      @cheesebird4057 3 года назад +33

      @@tvgaming2132 HE FECKIN CURB STOMPED A ROBOTIC GORILLA MADE TO COMMIT MURDER

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 3 года назад +5

      @@cheesebird4057 I'm still going to do a pile driver on a robot gorilla what are you not willing to die

  • @KillShot_Studios
    @KillShot_Studios 3 года назад +302

    The way the character was written makes it seem like he's showing signs of ptsd and ocd making you think that he was one of the kids who was attacked and he was wanting to come to the town.

    • @sodaworks4885
      @sodaworks4885 3 года назад +11

      That's what I originally asummed

    • @sodaworks4885
      @sodaworks4885 3 года назад +35

      But then I realised that in the start it has his dog tags. So he may be a war veteran who went through shit

    • @fdb1539
      @fdb1539 3 года назад +30

      Sodaworks yep. That also explains why he’s tough as nails and has a strong attention to details and orders (his main focus is cleaning the building, even though he knows he’s being hunted down, just because those were the orders given to him by the owner)

    • @vulcankidd8360
      @vulcankidd8360 3 года назад +11

      Also, if he was also traumatized from willy’s as a kid, it explains his addiction to soda, a form of coping mechanism that develops young and lingers through life

  • @akxito1601
    @akxito1601 3 года назад +941

    Nic Cage in this movie is like the Doom Slayer he’s silent, doesn’t care about anything else, he solves his problems by punching, and cares about only one thing.

  • @tartoflan
    @tartoflan Год назад +107

    I have the deepest respect for Nicolas Cage. Dude just does what he wants, he's having fun. That's the greatest thing you can hope for in an actor

  • @ashmanchester2611
    @ashmanchester2611 3 года назад +464

    I think its better he doesn't say a single word. It makes it more funny, cause i see him as less of a silent badass and more more of a dude who just doesn't give a shit about whats going on

    • @JaniacTheHedgehog
      @JaniacTheHedgehog 3 года назад +17

      If Doom Slayer worked at Freddy's Pizzaria as a janitor.

    • @Aidenfe
      @Aidenfe 3 года назад +5

      Pretty much gordon freeman here

  • @themonocleguy371
    @themonocleguy371 3 года назад +2916

    I personally like the fact that Nick Cage doesn't speak/does weird random stuff because he's supposed to play a person who's suffering from PTSD

    • @landongardner1164
      @landongardner1164 3 года назад +19

      @ALI IMRAN BIN ZULKIFLI Moe BRO OMG WHY YOUR SO DUMB OMFG (this was a joke)

    • @TheNamesAllison
      @TheNamesAllison 3 года назад +21

      PTSD or OCD?

    • @biggethboyith2010
      @biggethboyith2010 3 года назад +85

      @@TheNamesAllison probley both

    • @ziad3077
      @ziad3077 3 года назад +21

      @Subject 2 you know I've been thinking of a way to clarify that what you're writing is sarcasm for a long time,and writing /s is basically the same as saying at the end (btw that was sarcasm) it just ruins the whole comment I think the best way to say that this is sarcasm without actually saying it is is by TyPiNg LiKe tHis
      Ex:THat WaS vEry RuDe Of you!!!!!!

    • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
      @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 года назад +103

      I can’t remember if it was a theory or canon, but I read something about Nicks character actually visited the place as a kid, and was terrorized by the animatronics. This left him with PTSD and left him mute, and he actually drove over the spike strip on purpose because he knew it would get him into Willys so he could take his revenge.
      This would explain his familiarity and possible nostalgia over the pinball machine, as well as his unending desire to fix/clean up the place.

  • @myac.7150
    @myac.7150 3 года назад +1119

    I wonder if the reason Cage's Character had such a clean beard, changed his shirt after every murder, filed his nails with sandpaper, and etc., was to make him seem like a psychotic germaphobe or perhaps a very heavy case of OCD where his compulsion to clean comes before the thought of killing the rest of the machines or even leaving the establishment. Just an idea though of what the writers could have been trying to convey.

    • @shadydayspecialofficial7767
      @shadydayspecialofficial7767 3 года назад +44

      “It’s like poetry, it rhymes”-George Lucas

    • @nukeeverything1802
      @nukeeverything1802 3 года назад +82

      Could even be non-verbal autism

    • @andre_168
      @andre_168 3 года назад +19

      That... makes a lot of sense

    • @clickbaitcancer120
      @clickbaitcancer120 3 года назад +32

      Bro, if he goes around cleaning while covered in muck he'll just make a mess, he's doing what any good janitor would do.

    • @DbladeMedic
      @DbladeMedic 3 года назад +42

      I read something that said the director imagined his breaks and pin ball playing as leveling up in a video game. I thought that was pretty interesting

  • @defenderofminorities3056
    @defenderofminorities3056 Год назад +37

    I imagine that the reason The Janitor was so set on completing tasks and taking breaks and stuff is a play on gaming, the kitchen was a safe room to resupply and heal, also his obsessive cleaning and playing the arcade game is a reference to maxxing out your stats on side quests. He’s also got the silent badass protagonist trope, and the kids explaining to him everything is classic exposition dumping.

  • @DallasATrain7
    @DallasATrain7 3 года назад +758

    What you missed is that Willy was actually the smartest. He was trying to stay out of Nick's way. That's why he killed the cop who kept brining Nick to him.

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 3 года назад +221

      "Here's your sacrifice!"
      "STOP GIVING HIM TO ME I DON'T WANT HIM!"

    • @goofdoof2903
      @goofdoof2903 3 года назад +48

      Cammy was really smart because she was trying to form a bond with one of her victims until snapping his neck a few minutes later

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 года назад +60

      That is hilarious.
      Take the sacrifice!
      Runs off.
      No! I don't want him! You can keep him!
      Runs off.
      He's here!
      Well I don't want him! Stop bringing this terrifying man to me!

    • @julianhaelig119
      @julianhaelig119 3 года назад +5

      Woah. Are you a gemiest?

  • @gungisgrand225
    @gungisgrand225 3 года назад +282

    This movie has taught me that the deadliest creature on this earth is a man with a severe case of OCD

  • @akbdawgo6396
    @akbdawgo6396 3 года назад +4634

    it actually doesn't look that bad for a bottom budget movie. future cult classic

    • @InTheMindOfDavid
      @InTheMindOfDavid 3 года назад +188

      It’s a great movie

    • @tbuckyfilms
      @tbuckyfilms 3 года назад +9

      It's bad

    • @tiandi5585
      @tiandi5585 3 года назад +216

      @@tbuckyfilms At being bad.

    • @mothbum5580
      @mothbum5580 3 года назад +225

      @@tiandi5585 Honestly its just fun and ridiculous.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 года назад +50

      it's like doom but mixed with fnaf

  • @baileyrogers9632
    @baileyrogers9632 2 года назад +35

    In the gorilla's defense, if Nick Cage attacked me with a plunger I wouldn't know what to do either...

  • @tommycampbell97
    @tommycampbell97 3 года назад +510

    Having him change his shirt constantly is a really funny way to not have to put work into continuity. I kinda like it

    • @rocketmanthemovie4554
      @rocketmanthemovie4554 3 года назад +6

      I do two

    • @paxtonsievert5925
      @paxtonsievert5925 3 года назад +2

      @@rocketmanthemovie4554 Wrong two my dude, but same

    • @rocketmanthemovie4554
      @rocketmanthemovie4554 3 года назад +7

      @@paxtonsievert5925 I'm sorry my spelling is horrible I hope its not cringe

    • @IamJayism
      @IamJayism 3 года назад +1

      Yeah which explains the military tags we see in the beginning of the movie 🧐 🤔🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 года назад +5026

    Thanks for the review, Alan the Alien!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +303

    Nic Cage auditioned to be Doomslayer, but got recasted to janitor instead

    • @tomasramirez2914
      @tomasramirez2914 3 года назад +16

      I believe Doom guy would have the same role in being a Janitor..

    • @gurg2671
      @gurg2671 3 года назад +5

      What if Nic Cage plays Doom Guy in the third DOOM movie (if that is even going to have Doom Guy)

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 3 года назад +3

      The janitor beats doomslayer

    • @CourtFool
      @CourtFool 3 года назад

      Nic being the Doomslayer is too slayer looks too easy

  • @EvelynDayless
    @EvelynDayless Год назад +56

    Cage is from an action game world. He's silent, he has rules he has to follow, and he's capable of effectively fighting back. Everyone else is from a horror movie doing horror movie things and being baffled by Cage defying their logic. Towards the end that one girl enters Cages world and is able to fight back and when she gets in his car she doesn't say anything; they just understand each other because they're in the same world now.

  • @HattingtonVi
    @HattingtonVi 3 года назад +466

    This movie tells me that I should be more scared of being in a room with Nick Cage than 8 murderers

  • @aranavenger
    @aranavenger 3 года назад +1165

    The man doesn't talk, hates filth, has to stick to a strict schedule, likes a very specific food to an obsessive level, is ridiculously good at a specific game and has to change when icky stuff gets on him.
    As an autistic individual, I am seeing some similarities, albeit overplayed

    • @vovin8132
      @vovin8132 3 года назад +76

      Elvis mentioned he may have OCD, which reminds me of Nick Cage's best role in Matchstick Men

    • @pocktgobln
      @pocktgobln 3 года назад +36

      Im leaning more twords him having OCD

    • @Hiro04
      @Hiro04 3 года назад +11

      As an autistic person I totally agree

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 3 года назад +25

      Not overplayed at all, quite realistic. As an OCD infected indfividual I say this earnestly.

    • @greenleaf37
      @greenleaf37 3 года назад +13

      @@tomthestone1470 But autism and OCD are different things.

  • @yeetmeister6969
    @yeetmeister6969 3 года назад +330

    I really wish after the fight with Willy he had one line and said “looks like you couldn’t *weasel* your way out of this one” I woulda lost my mind

    • @catherinemcgowan7245
      @catherinemcgowan7245 3 года назад +2

      Well, I'd prefer the post credit scene, but I don't judge.

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 года назад +5

      I was really hoping he would have one cringey one liner right at the end

    • @catcat365
      @catcat365 3 года назад +1

      Your profile picture is cursed but you got a point-

    • @datcomicnerd2212
      @datcomicnerd2212 3 года назад

      @Clipzyy or its your deathday

  • @KindaMad958
    @KindaMad958 Год назад +41

    Honestly the fact that he goes back to clean everything perfectly after each kill is amazing to me

  • @Kwiteee
    @Kwiteee 3 года назад +4049

    have you seen the new elvis video

  • @StabMyFairies
    @StabMyFairies 3 года назад +151

    the funniest thing is that I remember back in 2016, there was a fake image about a fnaf movie and Nicholas Cage was going to be the purple guy, look where we are now

    • @user-sf9hu2xd8j
      @user-sf9hu2xd8j 3 года назад +1

      Sounds interesting could you give me a link?

  • @officel-fpi1726
    @officel-fpi1726 3 года назад +747

    The finale scene when nick was getting held at gunpoint it would have been so funny just turning around and bending her shotgun

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 3 года назад +86

      omg I would've died of laughter. That would've been perfect.
      He just deadpan turns around, bends her shotgun, goes back in and starts scrubbing the bathroom.

    • @spacecadetkaito
      @spacecadetkaito 3 года назад +13

      you are a literal genius

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 года назад +13

      And when she pulls the trigger out of shock and fear, she just peppers the ceiling with buckshot. Could've been a good shot(cinematically).

    • @icehoof
      @icehoof 2 года назад +1

      @@armouredjester1622 then nick starts sweeping around her from the mess she made

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa 2 года назад

      I was just waiting for him to just grab it out of her hand Terminator-style and snapping it in half or something. Honestly, my only complaint about this film is that they didn't take the absurd Nick Cage murder machine thing even further and make him literally immortal or something. The film clearly isn't taking itself very seriously, and the sheer over-the-top-ness of Nick Cage's character and how they almost play on his legendary cult/meme-status is the source of nearly all the entertainment value in this film.

  • @MonkeysMonkeysMonkeysMonkeys
    @MonkeysMonkeysMonkeysMonkeys 2 года назад +25

    Nics refusal to speak in this movie makes it feel like an art film. Like no one else on the cast was able to act as well as him and he didn’t even act other than physically. He ironically said more than anyone without saying anything.

  • @exerzet2661
    @exerzet2661 3 года назад +549

    The reason she wouldn't just help him is because him killing so many of those animatronics highlights how all the people she's sacrificed to them were pointless. Most people won't want to look at a truth like that, and instead lash out.

    • @Kleebo
      @Kleebo 3 года назад +63

      That is a very interesting way to look at it

    • @noahjacobs7169
      @noahjacobs7169 3 года назад +28

      I was thinking more "oh it'll make even more of a mess and if they aren't bothering me what's the point"

    • @mannequia8294
      @mannequia8294 3 года назад +5

      @@noahjacobs7169 that too

    • @drago939393
      @drago939393 3 года назад +2

      I think that type fo depth was missed by the authors.

  • @tavinprice2310
    @tavinprice2310 3 года назад +523

    "not as good as I hoped it would be"
    Yeah I'll have to agree with that, because it was even better

    • @umbertorossin5977
      @umbertorossin5977 3 года назад +33

      Honestly this movie was so dumb I was laughing the whole way through. I absolutely loved it: Nick Cage just being an absolute chad, the dudes making a deal with satan to inhabit those robots, it was so dumb that you can't not love it

    • @lunawolfandcrew5166
      @lunawolfandcrew5166 3 года назад +5

      @@umbertorossin5977 thats apart of it's charm and sooner than later there will be a remake that will make you go like "damn it's SO GOOD but i still like the original"

  • @mordecool6828
    @mordecool6828 3 года назад +205

    At the point where they had Nic clean the rooms I don’t even think he was acting, I just think they literally made him clean and then film him

  • @farizerion4746
    @farizerion4746 2 года назад +85

    I love the fact that this movie doesn't take itself seriously at all

  • @gabby3036
    @gabby3036 3 года назад +934

    Okay, so this movie IS a video game. Silent protagonist given weird objective - doesn't question it, just does it. Kills the first boss (Ozzie), gets cleaned up (like in video games when you're randomly no longer covered in blood, etc.), drinks health item (purple Punch drink), continues completing objective(s) until silent protag triggers the next boss fight.

    • @generikusername
      @generikusername 2 года назад +71

      The new metal gear game looking wild

    • @Caperz.
      @Caperz. Год назад +1

      Mortuary assistant

    • @darkerfox6246
      @darkerfox6246 Год назад +3

      Yup
      The director was very inspired after playing fnaf

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot Год назад +5

      Also, he does not give a fuck about whether the NPC kids live or die.

    • @WulfricUlfang001
      @WulfricUlfang001 Год назад

      Boss rush will be next.

  • @SynthTechnic
    @SynthTechnic 3 года назад +664

    Fnaf night guard: doesn’t care about the robots and just does their job
    Willys wonderland Janitor: does his job and destroys animatronics if they get in the way

    • @MsDpinter
      @MsDpinter 3 года назад +15

      Doesn’t care? Okay my dude, have you ever played fnaf? Cause I certainly care when I notice a certain music box stops playing

    • @SynthTechnic
      @SynthTechnic 3 года назад +12

      @@MsDpinter been a fan since 2014. And the point is that they keep coming back even though the animatronics could kill them

    • @MsDpinter
      @MsDpinter 3 года назад +1

      Oh yeah, I just kinda looked at that as something funny, y’kno like some of the jokes we get at least on the first two nights in sister location?

    • @rocketmanthemovie4554
      @rocketmanthemovie4554 3 года назад +1

      Seems legit

    • @therandom2607
      @therandom2607 3 года назад +6

      animatronics: get the floor dirty.
      Janitor: "so you have chosen DEATH."

  • @FroggyNight
    @FroggyNight 3 года назад +778

    I like the theory that he was one of the kids attacked at willy’s back in the day but he escaped. Traumatized his whole life, he returns to seek vengeance on willy’s by destroying the animatronics and cleaning/restoring it to its former glory.
    It would explain his familiarity with the pinball machine, and the reaction he has to the birthday song. Plus some of the looks he gives early on tell me he knows what’s up.

    • @zeppizippo7524
      @zeppizippo7524 3 года назад +114

      There is also a theory that he is a personification of death. He was on his way to collect the souls that were in the animatronic but he got stopped by the road spike. Him needing repairs obviously led to him striking a deal to clean the place he was already going (something about death either liking to make deals or being forced to honor a deal. This also explains why he has to take a break every hour, even of he's in the middle of a fight. The owner told him to, thus making it part of the deal that has to be followed.) And the reason he likes the pinball machine is because death likes to play games. I watched a review that did a better job of explaining this theory but I can't remember who it was. Personally, I like this theory

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 года назад +17

      @@zeppizippo7524 I like that theory too.

    • @thebeastfeast8766
      @thebeastfeast8766 3 года назад +33

      Going mute is also a symptom of extreme past trauma, so that would explain the no talking

    • @dragonskull473slayer9
      @dragonskull473slayer9 3 года назад +22

      @@zeppizippo7524 not only this but the gorilla literally said "but we're friends" before nic curb stomps the gorilla

    • @elpidiaacosta7322
      @elpidiaacosta7322 3 года назад +6

      We all got this from Cinema Summary huh? Don’t worry I’m a fan aswell

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Год назад +32

    I absolutely love Nick's character in this. He feels like he knows he's the main character. You can't stop him, because HE is the protagonist. HE has the plot armor. YOU don't.

  • @marvelcomicsnerd4196
    @marvelcomicsnerd4196 3 года назад +3057

    I can just imagine... if when they performed that satanic ritual, they accidentally possessed a couple of chairs instead of the animatronics. that would have been hilarious!

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 года назад +211

      Willy’s Wonderland: The Chair Demons

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 года назад +10

      I need someone to draw this XD

    • @Maldoror2112
      @Maldoror2112 3 года назад +7

      Au contraire, My Chair! 😂👍 (it's supposed to be "Mon frere," but I feel I have to explain it. Sorry. I've been drinking Captain Morgan)

    • @user-el2yw1kb5h
      @user-el2yw1kb5h 3 года назад +1

      @@Maldoror2112 Mon frère? what

    • @TacSon
      @TacSon 3 года назад +20

      Imagine those chairs just shove their legs up someone's ass and throat to kill them.

  • @ramentribe4714
    @ramentribe4714 3 года назад +424

    This is like doing a sidequest that you are way too overleved for.

  • @tunguyentruonganh7428
    @tunguyentruonganh7428 3 года назад +834

    Nic Cage is such a chad that even the shittiest of movies can still be " somewhat- good " just by having him

    • @oobieboobiekanoobiscoobied5972
      @oobieboobiekanoobiscoobied5972 3 года назад +58

      Well it’s because he’s the lord of shitty movies. It goes from a bad movie that’s not funny to a bad movie that’s funny because it becomes self aware and capitalizes on it. Think about it shitty movies are his specialty, it wouldn’t have the same effect for a good movie because it would be good and wouldn’t need to become self aware in its terribleness

    • @sarahg2653
      @sarahg2653 3 года назад +9

      I love Nic Cage. Ever watched Leaving Las Vegas? It's really well-acted imo. Shit makes me sob when I watch it.

    • @EtherealMalaria
      @EtherealMalaria 3 года назад +6

      @@sarahg2653 ghost rider, forst one was good but 2 was nic cage type movie

  • @Sponicman
    @Sponicman Год назад +60

    This movie is a literal masterpiece. I don't see why you would think that the fact that Nicholas Cage literally pulling an assassin's creed on every single one of these serial-killer-possessed animatronics like he's taking a dog for a walk, all while chugging about 20 cans of punch and playing pinball like he's a kid in the 1980's makes the movie so bad.
    For real though, Nicholas Cage matches the power of Shaggy in this movie.

  • @HoodedWerehog
    @HoodedWerehog 3 года назад +1115

    Watching Nic Cage killing animatronics while listening to Doom Eternal music hits different.

  • @thespiritofvengeance2671
    @thespiritofvengeance2671 3 года назад +1948

    Fnaf: survive the animatronics attacks
    Willys wonderland: survive nick cages attacks

    • @Destroyer2150
      @Destroyer2150 3 года назад +87

      "I'm not here locked with you. Y'all locked up here with me... but I'm gonna take breaks between cleaning the place and beating the shit out of y'all, just to give you a fighting chance."

    • @name-is4dz
      @name-is4dz 3 года назад +33

      How to actually survive Nicolas cage: mind your business wait for him to Go after he finishes his job then go for the easy prey don't go after Nicolas cage you'll just be Beaten up and torn apart easily

    • @happysavage6660
      @happysavage6660 3 года назад +7

      Finishing:
      On the haunted evil animatronics. Lol

    • @Nero_starz
      @Nero_starz 3 года назад +3

      facts

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 3 года назад +2

      ngl that needs its own game

  • @saltypeanutbutter
    @saltypeanutbutter 3 года назад +2899

    I understand your disappointment with the film, but I personally don’t feel the same. This movie is EXACTLY what I wanted

    • @ConstantEve
      @ConstantEve 3 года назад +99

      Same I love this movie

    • @heszedjim9699
      @heszedjim9699 3 года назад +159

      Probably because he doesn't realize the movie is a parody like every wanna be critic

    • @icedwolf3496
      @icedwolf3496 3 года назад +14

      Isn’t what we wanted but I’m glad we got it

    • @ace448
      @ace448 3 года назад +77

      This movie is 100% of what it promised to be. Is it a good movie, no is it a fun and enjoyable movie, ummm yes

    • @sillymesilly
      @sillymesilly 2 года назад +6

      Same here. I enjoyed the Brandon out of it.

  • @ProtoMarcus
    @ProtoMarcus Год назад +267

    There is absolutely *_0% chance_* the writer wasn't inspired in the slightest by Five Nights at Freddy's...

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Год назад +23

      Unless the idea was actually inspired by the Banana Splits or y'know like 3 different Goosebumps books.

    • @ProtoMarcus
      @ProtoMarcus Год назад +27

      @@sorrenblitz805 You are right, but that is still a non-zero chance for Five Nights at Freddy's!

    • @muhibbhussain2262
      @muhibbhussain2262 Год назад +10

      He was definitely not inspired by fnaf, until I saw the ball pit...

    • @11skylars
      @11skylars Год назад +10

      @@sorrenblitz805 Banana splits was originally a FNAF movie script... 💀💀

    • @w花b
      @w花b Год назад +2

      @@11skylars 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 года назад +2468

    I do think it’s pretty incredible that they managed to do so much with a character with zero dialogue. You see it a lot in video games for convenience, but you don’t see it almost at all in movies, and I think the director and the writer need some praise for it. Y’all can shut me down and say it’s easy or whatever, but it’s way harder to tell a story through action than it is to tell a story through dialogue.

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 2 года назад +124

      I just want a video game where you play as Nic cage. Clean rooms and now and again beat up robots.

    • @danisaksson3214
      @danisaksson3214 2 года назад +42

      True. And I wouldn't say this is a good way to do it without dialogue. But... this looks like a fun movie to watch with friends. Definitely adding it to my backlog.

    • @joedirt370
      @joedirt370 2 года назад +48

      @@danisaksson3214 watched it at 2 am in discord with friends. We downed a can whenever Nic did on screen. It was an awesome night

    • @maximusgladi8or
      @maximusgladi8or 2 года назад +9

      if there are characters in a game that don't talk especially if it is the main character, it is because you are meant to be the character. put yourself in that characters position. it is not "out of convenience"

    • @phlegethon8641
      @phlegethon8641 2 года назад +3

      @@maximusgladi8or just be like the channel press start to laugh just voicing your character if they don’t talk, like the DoomSlayer

  • @trog6782
    @trog6782 3 года назад +1511

    Nobody is talking about how he didn't die of a heart attack from the thousands of grams of caffeine he drunk in the time period of a day.

    • @portalworld9880
      @portalworld9880 3 года назад +59

      Those are rookie numbers compared to mine. It’s a miracle I haven’t died of a heart attack, or at the very least, got type 2 diabetes!

    • @janikarkkainen3904
      @janikarkkainen3904 3 года назад +12

      Yeah it's hilarious really! 6g can be a lethal dose of caffeine, and LD50 for an average adult male is around 10g. I'm betting he got way, way more.

    • @lincalmighty
      @lincalmighty 3 года назад +37

      Those were health potions.

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 3 года назад +5

      idk ab thousands of grams ... i didn’t even watch the movie but the average can of pop has like 25 mg caffeine, and a lot of pops, especially non-colas, have 0 caffeine. ik you’re not being serious but js lmao

    • @trog6782
      @trog6782 3 года назад +10

      @@samael4550 Dude, It's in the thousands, the prop itself says 350mg, So do the math.
      About 12 were drank in the span of the film.
      12 x 350 = 4,200.
      That's in the fatal times.

  • @shadow6743
    @shadow6743 3 года назад +347

    This movie has such a strange amount of camp that I actually think I would like it. The fact, that Cage's character focuses on cleaning and being clean himself is very interesting.

    • @kingjammm3500
      @kingjammm3500 3 года назад +7

      I agree actually, it's a nice aspect of a character who follows a specific routine

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 года назад

      I said while watching it that it was oddly satisfying, honestly. I like a bit of bloodlust but I like watching it being cleaned up, I guess that's why Viscera Cleanup Detail is one of my fave games XD

    • @pugdamoon8147
      @pugdamoon8147 3 года назад

      Yeah because he has PTSD, mute and ocd are common factors of PTSD

  • @dontaskdontjudge
    @dontaskdontjudge 3 года назад +917

    Nick should have said "pop goes the weasel" after killing willy

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 3 года назад +50

      fuckin standing ovation right there, 12/10 perfect movie

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 3 года назад +31

      Should have. Should have been the only line he said in the movie.

    • @tonsopeanuts7073
      @tonsopeanuts7073 3 года назад +13

      Pop goes the weasel, BITCH. * smacks with bag of cans *

    • @seranathenecromancer3470
      @seranathenecromancer3470 3 года назад

      That’s used in a FNAF fan game so I don’t think they’d want the association on any level, you know?

    • @xaius4348
      @xaius4348 3 года назад

      @@seranathenecromancer3470 Popgoes, the weasel. Punctuation is important

  • @lauradark2942
    @lauradark2942 3 года назад +409

    Alternate title: Nicholas cage beats the everloving crap out of the Willie's wonderland animatronics, plays pin ball, and dances his life away: the movie.

  • @theluchakabuto5206
    @theluchakabuto5206 3 года назад +460

    Is nobody going to mentioning the whole reason the main Character is silent is because its(a reference to the game series that inspired it, FNAF) -a reference to a majority of video games- having a main character that doesn’t talk? Like even when they are spoken to, they just stare and don’t say a word?
    No? Okay

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 года назад +46

      It would make sense, especially seeing the pinball machine and the Punch drinks being the loading of new levels.

    • @-tremusketorer-7911
      @-tremusketorer-7911 3 года назад +26

      Damn, I've heard many explanations, but this is by far the one that I like the best, and also the one that makes the most sense.

    • @-tremusketorer-7911
      @-tremusketorer-7911 3 года назад +30

      This also lines up with Nick Cages character being named the protagonist, with why the main character seemingly ignores all injuries until the final fight (because most games ignore that until after the final fight where it's appropriate), why the killers approach him one after another and why he cleans himself up after every boss fight (since your attire in video games usually resets after every level and not taking any wounds our splatter into consideration).

    • @illuminahearts3113
      @illuminahearts3113 3 года назад +4

      @@-tremusketorer-7911 I'm pretty sure in the credits his role name is "Janitor."

    • @-tremusketorer-7911
      @-tremusketorer-7911 3 года назад +14

      @@illuminahearts3113 I stand corrected, point still applies though, as "The Janitor" reminds me of "Doom guy"/"Doom marine".

  • @hilariomendoza1784
    @hilariomendoza1784 Год назад +6

    Fun fact that ozzie the ostrich fight was actually achieved with people in green morph suits jerking the body all over the place then the green screen effect was added

  • @detroitbecomedefective2762
    @detroitbecomedefective2762 3 года назад +503

    Plot twist: Nicholas cage was only using 0.001 percent of his power

    • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
      @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 3 года назад +16

      Yeah, and 0.000001% of his talent and effort lmao

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 3 года назад +23

      Plot Twist: Cage Is the embodiment of a Speedrunner going for the World Record, that's why he has no time for bullshit.

    • @gicumeserie9074
      @gicumeserie9074 3 года назад +2

      Laughed so hard i teleported back to 2019 when this was actully funny

    • @griffongrondin904
      @griffongrondin904 3 года назад +3

      You are really underestimating that man, of course he used only 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

    • @bnuymedia2537
      @bnuymedia2537 3 года назад +6

      @@mqfii8992 Damn animatronics fucking his no glitch 100% cleaning speedrun

  • @deviousmiscreant4662
    @deviousmiscreant4662 3 года назад +369

    I think willies is more a parody with the animatronics, nick cage not talking and the whole silent but strong protagonist who takes brakes, cleans, dances around playing pinball and leaves the other characters practically to die. idk I loved the movie and was laughing through the entire film

    • @exuvittorio4855
      @exuvittorio4855 3 года назад +12

      Lol and people reviewing this movie and not knowing what it really is lol

    • @otistebeats3958
      @otistebeats3958 3 года назад +5

      Dude just watching this review, I feel upset that I didn't watch it myself, this looks like a blast LOL

  • @Sharpe1502
    @Sharpe1502 2 года назад +2023

    Nick Cage seems like a cool dude. I’m not always a fan of his movies, but the guy just seems to do what he wants and respects the indie filmmakers with modest budgets and I like that.

    • @stephendavidson7256
      @stephendavidson7256 2 года назад +79

      Yeah I agree, well the nick cage now seems more humble, and just a better outlook on life and just has fun with his roles. And even outside of movies he seems really cool in interviews. But the nick cage from a few years back was kind of stupid, and full of himself and was just like most movie stars who get rich and bought stuff he couldn't afford and ended up going broke and losing everything... And he was one of the most paid actors at one time so he wasted a lot of money lol but he's been paying his debt and has money now and seems like a changed guy, I'm proud he's doing better than other famous people who just don't learn

    • @karrimgyver
      @karrimgyver 2 года назад +27

      Agreed. Even tho he pretty mutch *has* to take any job he can because his massive dept, my respect for him is through the roof because of that story

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot Год назад +9

      You can tell he had fun making this movie. Is it a good movie? No lol not at all, but it’s Nick Cage being himself (albeit mute) beating up Chuck E Cheese robots. It’s hilariously stupid

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw Год назад +7

      he did an awesome A.M.A online. seems like a really cool guy that genuinely love films, he answered everyone openly and honestly and spent way more time responding than almost any I have seen. also seems to watch everything since his favourites are spirited away and apocalypse now

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw Год назад

      @@karrimgyver i wouldn't take everything you hear about a celebrities debt or worth online as fact but i have heard the same. many celebs have said the info on the internet about their wealth isn't true or even close though

  • @poeticserenade
    @poeticserenade Год назад +2

    lol the shirt changing was to hide the fact that they didnt know what order the movie shots went in so Cage had a clean shirt on at the beginning of each filming session.

  • @TriKittah
    @TriKittah 3 года назад +218

    What if Cage's character isn't human, but someone sent by whatever they had made the pact with to reap them back? Almost like a supernatural contract killer or bounty hunter of sorts. It would explain why he doesn't speak, only drinks the Punch drink and nothing else, and follows what he's told to do about his job almost completely to the letter, (having to have a shirt that shows he's an employee, always take his breaks on time, and clean despite the crazy around him). It would also explain why he's really enjoying the pinball machine.

    • @umbertorossin5977
      @umbertorossin5977 3 года назад +16

      Well, he was the ghost rider in the 2007 movie. Just saying

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 3 года назад +15

      a channel called Cinema Summaries pointed out that he may have ptsd from being a victim of the animatronics before, he could have came back for revenge

    • @InternetMann16
      @InternetMann16 3 года назад +1

      Like Ghost Rider?

    • @Dread_Onyx
      @Dread_Onyx 3 года назад +7

      He isn't human, he is the Doomsayer and John wick in one character

    • @undeadsecret
      @undeadsecret 3 года назад +1

      @@lordtoomas That is the prevailing theory I've heard. which explains him being mute, as a huge traumatic event like that as a child can actually cause them to go mute, so more like a child who had their childhood memories ruined, and spent all that time, as a broken man preparing to take revenge on the creepy assholes who ruined your childhood.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 3 года назад +601

    *Agent:* This film is loosely based on _Five Nights at Freddy's_ but you're playing an action hero as a janitor who beat the crap out of those animatronic mascots.
    *Nicolas Cage:* _BRILLIANT! LET'S GO!_

    • @sickfitz4256
      @sickfitz4256 3 года назад +4

      I just realized that you have a Clockwork Orange pfp

    • @donavanb1534
      @donavanb1534 3 года назад +4

      Nicolas Cage: "...."

    • @dieselpunk4117
      @dieselpunk4117 3 года назад +4

      LOL, ''Loosely based".

    • @jtzoltan
      @jtzoltan 3 года назад +7

      @@dieselpunk4117 yeah, it's very clear that this was inspired by FNAF. If you wrote this independently, you'd have to go really far out of your way to say "I know this sounds unlikely given how close the subject matter is, but I actually only learned about FNAF after I wrote this script".
      I don't buy it.

    • @twilightsunset
      @twilightsunset 3 года назад +2

      Lantern Jack

  • @nb8817
    @nb8817 3 года назад +727

    I think Cage’s character was supposed to be an ex-military guy who doesn’t talk much because he’s seen shit. There’s dog tags in his car at the beginning and it would explain the “strict schedule” thing as well as the “always following direct orders” (like following what Tex said about breaks) and being obsessed with cleaning (because he was used to doing all those things back when he was still in the military).

    • @inkiedevla7498
      @inkiedevla7498 3 года назад +13

      I think that theroy may work.

    • @chiefspartan02
      @chiefspartan02 3 года назад +3

      Makes sense

    • @Alex-K94
      @Alex-K94 3 года назад +4

      Seems legit

    • @leonardohecksauthier6586
      @leonardohecksauthier6586 3 года назад +6

      Or He was a kid that did not get killed giving him ptsd then He entered in the army and became badass

    • @dottietyre9062
      @dottietyre9062 3 года назад

      I was literally just about to comment that

  • @kenjimamiku4542
    @kenjimamiku4542 2 года назад +22

    Imagine thinking this Movie is Bad, to me this looks like a great Horror Comedy

  • @blurREQZ
    @blurREQZ 3 года назад +341

    I think the underlying plot was that Nic Cage was one of the kids at Willys when they were murdering people and he was traumatised so he voluntarily returned to kill the animatronics as an adult. The love of the soda and the pinball machine harkens back to the things that he loved as a child at Willys, I think his character is suffering from extreme PTSD but rather than withdrawing, he's channelling it into the cleaning and killing of the animatronics, trying to restore Willys to the place it should've been when he was a child.

  • @patriots-0178
    @patriots-0178 3 года назад +485

    Nick: *about to kill animatronic*
    Watch: beep
    Nick: Professionals have standards.

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 3 года назад +1490

    21:49 this is more scary then anything in this movie XD

  • @houseemberwood4560
    @houseemberwood4560 11 месяцев назад +3

    its some how funnier having nick cage be mute, imagine how hard it mustve been for him not not speak, you keep expecting him to say something but he just never does

  • @Mint_The_Shark
    @Mint_The_Shark 3 года назад +1545

    Someone should make a movie called “The Janitor” and it would be about a Janitor at the scp foundation during a 049 - 2 breach with Nicolas Cage as the Janitor

    • @vipahxxx7640
      @vipahxxx7640 3 года назад +126

      and it's the same guy as in the movie. it's a sequel!

    • @fuzziau5669
      @fuzziau5669 3 года назад +53

      Or have an elevator scp named“buck”
      Who loses his shit if he thinks you will touch the buttons
      If you know, you know

    • @Sytakz
      @Sytakz 2 года назад +10

      That would actually be really cool

    • @hunterreyes3654
      @hunterreyes3654 2 года назад +36

      And he kills a bunch of scps while drinking kick

    • @game_player1345
      @game_player1345 2 года назад +2

      nah

  • @zachbealetv
    @zachbealetv 3 года назад +16975

    thx 4 the review alan the alien!!!!!

    • @GameSportGuy
      @GameSportGuy 3 года назад +105

      E

    • @Mumphler
      @Mumphler 3 года назад +276

      Alan the alien id my favrite yotuber

    • @oldaccountoflukey2nd873
      @oldaccountoflukey2nd873 3 года назад +26

      Wot

    • @Dragoon-zm6fc
      @Dragoon-zm6fc 3 года назад +58

      @@oldaccountoflukey2nd873 he said to leave this in the comments

    • @literally_nobody_at_al
      @literally_nobody_at_al 3 года назад +60

      I love how the comment that was sent in the video is actually in the actual comment section :)

  • @Focused2341
    @Focused2341 3 года назад +324

    He was filing his nails down with sand paper to clean all the black gunk out from the previous fight. His character is obsessed with cleanliness.

    • @expecting747
      @expecting747 3 года назад +20

      like he has OCD or something

    • @Banana-qm7yc
      @Banana-qm7yc 3 года назад +2

      @@expecting747 oh wait he does

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 года назад +2

      *CLEANLINESS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT. ONLY CLEAN.*

  • @carolinamena331
    @carolinamena331 2 года назад +3

    thx 4 the review alan the alien!

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa 2 года назад +1413

    This film is a perfect example of how a film can be objectively bad in so many ways and yet be deeply entertaining. I met my cousins for the first time in 7 years, and we had an absolute blast just watching this film and laughing over how stupid everything was and the absurd, memey badassery of Nick Cage's character.

    • @spencer1837
      @spencer1837 2 года назад +39

      I know, it’s so cheesy but it’s also really fun!

    • @toravisu2614
      @toravisu2614 2 года назад +8

      Glad to hear you were able to reconnect with your cousins.

    • @w花b
      @w花b Год назад +2

      @@spencer1837 who doesn't like cheese though

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot Год назад +9

      Nick Cage being himself beating the shit out of animatronics. It’s not supposed to be good or deep, just hilariously stupid entertainment. I’m just glad Nick Cage gave it his all. Idk if I’ve ever seen a film where the man half asses it.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot Год назад

      Yeah, it is an enjoyably bad movie.

  • @themysterioustoucan630
    @themysterioustoucan630 3 года назад +799

    This movie is flawless. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    • @masterxitra
      @masterxitra 3 года назад +66

      idk why everyones shitting on the movie because Elvis is. the movie is like a solid 6.5 i love it.
      but i guess because i kinda went into it not expecting much while he and others prob did. i mean i dont know what the hell yall we're expecting but hey.

    • @clairetaylor8929
      @clairetaylor8929 3 года назад +40

      Idk. I enjoyed it for what it was . It’s not the best movie , but I love it

    • @akiratoro840
      @akiratoro840 3 года назад +5

      Agreed

    • @bonkgaming1622
      @bonkgaming1622 3 года назад +5

      Agreed

    • @bananabird1844
      @bananabird1844 3 года назад +19

      He’s also wrong about Ozzie.
      Ozzie is a puppet not an animation.

  • @ArcueidBrunestudTypeVampire
    @ArcueidBrunestudTypeVampire 3 года назад +280

    In regards to why the robots have actual deadly weapons: We cant forget that the business was run by an actual serial killer. Of course the weapons were real.

    • @progamer6418
      @progamer6418 3 года назад +10

      thank you I thought I was the only one that remembered that fact

    • @Sceptile29
      @Sceptile29 3 года назад +7

      Yeah. Like they knew how to transfer their souls into them so of course they had planned for that

    • @swirls6142
      @swirls6142 3 года назад +4

      Lets also remember foxys hook

  • @paulitastic2460
    @paulitastic2460 8 месяцев назад +2

    Tbh i think the story of this movie is like a videogame and Nick is the playable protagonist. When he cleans he is doing a secondary task (like those missions in games that just gives you a prize or in-game money, but don't affect the story)

  • @hogghug7834
    @hogghug7834 3 года назад +596

    There’s a theory that Cages character went to the place when he was a kid and saw something traumatic, that’s why he loves the pin ball and the punch because it reminds him of better times, and so trained to kill them and then finally goes back. When he finally goes back he honours his memories of the place (always takes his breaks, doesn’t destroy the animatronics, makes sure it’s clean) and so didn’t let anyone other than himself kill them. It makes sense actually and explains a lot so I like it :)

    • @shadowjezzter
      @shadowjezzter 3 года назад +23

      I agree with the theory, it makes tons of sense.
      Also all the looks he gives and also the main thing...
      Why is he there!

    • @justtaylor8204
      @justtaylor8204 3 года назад +12

      Also he might be the kid who got his shoulder bit be because he uses his left shoulder (same one that got bit) to fight 2 of the animatronics

    • @clickbaitcancer120
      @clickbaitcancer120 3 года назад +4

      I think he'd be fine with other people killing them tho, considering he handed the girl a knife before leaving her.

    • @consumerofbepsi5254
      @consumerofbepsi5254 3 года назад +5

      @@justtaylor8204 yeah, its a really solid theory that nick was the kid who got bite of 87'd in the flashback but the only plothole in the theory is we dont see any shoulder scars

    • @jacobbreeden416
      @jacobbreeden416 3 года назад +2

      As well with him being traumatized from his childhood symptoms of that can be going mute watch cinema summary’s video for a full explanation

  • @sevavacomix6216
    @sevavacomix6216 3 года назад +518

    When the Janitor kills Gus, I said that's not a fatality. That's a toitality.

    • @TheJaker5
      @TheJaker5 3 года назад +4

      🤨 toitality?... Toit like a tiger? . It would be be toiletality if anything 🔤👨🏻‍🏫

    • @sevavacomix6216
      @sevavacomix6216 3 года назад +10

      @@TheJaker5 if you are aware of how remarkable silly some Mortal Kombat fatalities are, then this would be an incredible addition to the game.

    • @DespaoofoFromRBLX
      @DespaoofoFromRBLX 3 года назад +1

      🅺🅾🅼🅴🅳🆈

    • @sevavacomix6216
      @sevavacomix6216 3 года назад

      @@DespaoofoFromRBLX if you wanna be cool, you gotta spell cool with a k like in Mortal Kombat

  • @QuantumAnime
    @QuantumAnime 3 года назад +893

    The kids are actually noob players that went into a high level dungeon and Nick is the overpowered NPC that kills nearby hostile enemies but is interrupted by his other predetermined patterns.

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 2 года назад +17

      Genius.

    • @LemoneVR
      @LemoneVR Год назад

      No, Nick is that one player in your team that started playing since the first day.

  • @TheMagnumDon
    @TheMagnumDon Год назад +3

    this is the fourth fucking time I watched this and I just realized the reason why the Cardboard Cutout of Nick is silent because Nick's role in the movie is silent god fucking damn it

  • @jasontodd6850
    @jasontodd6850 3 года назад +423

    the thing many don't get with this movie is that nick literally does everything he is told to do. that's the unique thing of the character. like... he is told to clean the building till next day and that's what he does. he is told to have many breaks and that's what he does... and so on. that's also why he gives the knife back. because he really has to take the break and the girl has to protect herself.

    • @shaunhumphreys6714
      @shaunhumphreys6714 3 года назад +41

      yeah nic's character has a severe OCD complex in everything he does, similar to autism spectrum OCD. I have very severe OCD myself as part of my dyspraxia since childhood, and though very severe it's abit different than autism spectrum OCD, where the dyspraxia one is very socially aware but just attaches a compulsive checking to particular random things and you are aware of it, try to break the cycle and may take hours to break free of checking something out of fear its not in order in order to reassure, but a part of the brain is unable to switch to relax mode, and the fear starts up again, and so the compulsion to check is so strong that even the rational knowledge you have that you already checked it a reasonable number of times beyond reasonable doubt that it is in order/is ok, cannot break you free of the worry and check cycle. the autism version lacks a social awareness of the world around them. that's the version of nic's character, which he plays along with his normal leather heavy, truck rocker, greasy, crazy nic that we all know.

    • @jasontodd6850
      @jasontodd6850 3 года назад +12

      @@shaunhumphreys6714 damn never thought about that. It really fits the character perfectly and nick really plays is role on point. But besides this, hope you managing good so far man. Life can be a bitch sometimes. Just keep on going bro.

    • @jensonpreacher4772
      @jensonpreacher4772 3 года назад

      I read this at the exact moment in the video that nick did this

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 3 года назад +3

      @@shaunhumphreys6714 Wow... that's a damn good description. He really just keeps his tasks in the forefront of his mind. He wants to get back on the road, the only way to do that: clean the building, take breaks. He follows through with these tasks completely blind to what some might consider common sense (i.e. There are killer robots here, run away. The girl is in danger, save her life. The owner probably knows about this, call the police.) He just kinda,,, receives instructions and carries them out with precision, handling anything that gets in his way in such direct and strange ways. Gorilla in your way? Kick its head into a urinal, when it's dead keep cleaning. Girl trying to murder siren animatronic? Take knife, carry girl away over your shoulder. Neutralize threat, finish cleaning. Take breaks.
      For a movie about robots possessed with humans, Nick acts very robotic in the way he carries out his tasks... now that you've compared it to obsessive compulsivity with autism I can't unsee it. That could explain why he's completely nonverbal as well save for when he's grunting and screaming as he fights.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 года назад +400

    “FNAF But Nicholas Cage Is The Janitor”
    I don’t think you fully realize just how cursed that simple 7 word sentence actually is.

    • @mr.sadguy1287
      @mr.sadguy1287 3 года назад +18

      Yeah it's the same level of cursed as"Dr.Bright is in charge of the foundation"

    • @minimanbeast1014
      @minimanbeast1014 3 года назад +2

      Or, prepare for code brown

    • @anonymousmoth4759
      @anonymousmoth4759 3 года назад +4

      Omg Nicholas Cage is the Purple Man lol

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 3 года назад +5

      @@anonymousmoth4759 the cage behind the slaughter

    • @ElvistheAlien
      @ElvistheAlien  3 года назад +17

      I realize fully

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard 3 года назад +853

    So, in a nutshell, movie synopsis: Nicholas Cage being DOOMGUY against $5 durability animatronics for an hour or so.

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 3 года назад +28

      Sums it up quite well... Although I would say that a few of those animatronics were at least $10...

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard 3 года назад +11

      @@andre_601 Likely thanks to the CGI effects.

    • @iwantcookie1016
      @iwantcookie1016 3 года назад +8

      They are rage brutal, but you you will be worse rip and tear until it is done

    • @asatht55
      @asatht55 3 года назад +3

      no
      punch+clean

    • @LubeyZM
      @LubeyZM 3 года назад +1

      and that is mega based if you really think about it
      someone should add bfg division to the background of a fight scene in this movie

  • @bittersweethavendesigns
    @bittersweethavendesigns Год назад +16

    I came across this movie totally by accident. I had never heard of it before and had no idea what to expect. And I absolutely loved it. XD The fact that Cage's character never spoke a single word the entire time was hilarious to me. lol I imagine that if you had a lot of hype built up prior to the release of the film, it might be a bit disappointing. But for someone who just hears about it and can immediately watch it, it's pretty fantastic. lol

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 3 года назад +796

    "Badass protagonist who doesn't speak and your not sure about his backstory"
    So he's Gordan freeman

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 3 года назад +41

      "Son of a bitch, they got Gordon Freeman in there."

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay 3 года назад +6

      The beard gives it away.

    • @name-is4dz
      @name-is4dz 3 года назад +3

      Hello Gordon!

    • @joendaniels4690
      @joendaniels4690 3 года назад +2

      Dammit Gordon how how did you make it to a another movie

    • @bullcheese2236
      @bullcheese2236 3 года назад +5

      @@name-is4dz Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use these to c- HELP ME GORDON!

  • @modelman6479
    @modelman6479 3 года назад +326

    The scene where Nicolas Cage just leaves because he’s like oh it’s my break he was fucking hilarious me and my dad were laughing so hard.

  • @johnsensebe3153
    @johnsensebe3153 3 года назад +146

    I can fix this movie with one scene: at the end of the movie, Nic Cage is revealed to be an animatronic himself, built to sell Punch.

    • @acronyx991
      @acronyx991 3 года назад +18

      See, this is genius.
      Alternatively, he was an animatronic built to clean up the animatonics who go rogue, and in the end he opens up a basement to show a army of unactivated animatronics. Snap to black.

    • @jasdanvm3845
      @jasdanvm3845 3 года назад +1

      I have a better idea:
      At the end, Liv takes a sip of the can Nic shared her, and then, a narrator invites you to drink Punch, REVEALING THAT THE ENTIRE MOVIE WAS A PUNCH COMMERCIAL.
      That would be a great PUNCHline.

  • @panzer747
    @panzer747 2 года назад +4

    after killing willy, he should have said "And that's my shift"

  • @katevgrady
    @katevgrady 3 года назад +286

    "Oh wow I think that thing tried to kill me, weird." "Jeez, again? What a coincidence lemme get back to these baseboards"

  • @pradityapascalisprawito3153
    @pradityapascalisprawito3153 3 года назад +261

    There's a theory that Nick was one of the kids whose family was slaughtered within this funhouse and that the reason he's so intent on cleaning is to essentially pay homage to the innocence this place once held, he cleans everything with efficiency and quality as a sort of respect to the place that should've once been one of joy and happiness, sort of cleansing its sins via killing the animal tronics.

    • @seaglitter9944
      @seaglitter9944 3 года назад +9

      idk if the filmmakers had THAT much foresight lol

    • @G94Nick
      @G94Nick 3 года назад +21

      @@seaglitter9944 But it would make sense though especially with how he's preventing other people from destroying the building and only killing the animatronics that (in theory) gave him the trauma and ruined his childhood. Not to mention he's wearing the themed clothing, drinking the drinks, and goofing around as if he was a kid again.

    • @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186
      @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186 3 года назад +4

      Or its just regular Nicholas Cage

    • @juliac8225
      @juliac8225 3 года назад +9

      I heard a theory somewhere that his obsessive cleaning and mutism is a result of childhood trauma (he was a victim and may have witnessed his parent's murder at this place). The theory also states that he returned to Willy's Wonderland for revenge.

    • @m1sterch3f7
      @m1sterch3f7 3 года назад

      ...do you mean "animatronics"?

  • @joshuabutra9266
    @joshuabutra9266 3 года назад +423

    The whole personality of Nicholas Cage in this movie is him having an OCD. You can clearly see it in his actions.

    • @viktingg
      @viktingg 3 года назад +18

      and he's autistic?

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 3 года назад +4

      What is an OCD?

    • @christiansia7152
      @christiansia7152 3 года назад +2

      @@scottchaison1001 its like a thing almost everyone has I don’t really know but try googlgng

    • @joshuabutra9266
      @joshuabutra9266 3 года назад +24

      @@viktingg for me, I think he's suffering from PTSD and OCD. PTSD sometimes makes the person Mute and as you can see, his obsession over cleaning the place at the same time with unyielding urge to follow his breaktime for only about 10 min. Is associated with his OCD.

    • @JRayC
      @JRayC 3 года назад +12

      @@scottchaison1001 OCD is obsessive compulsive disorder, it’s when someone is bothered by something to the point that it makes an impact in their life, this could either be a minor annoyance or life ruining, it can’t be cured but it can be controlled, I suffered from a life ruining OCD but learnt to control it through relaxation techniques.

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer 2 года назад +3

    This movie is a horror movie from the animatronics perspective

  • @CornCob7178
    @CornCob7178 3 года назад +600

    Even though it’s “low” budget
    I didn’t mind the animation

    • @Joes86-nstuff
      @Joes86-nstuff 3 года назад +47

      The cinematography is also really good and so is the music.

    • @CornCob7178
      @CornCob7178 3 года назад +5

      @@Joes86-nstuff yeah

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 3 года назад +16

      I thought the animation was pretty good, actually😳, especially for the ostrich. I mean, I’ve seen way worse.

    • @tab206
      @tab206 3 года назад +9

      Its actually not animation the animatronics are more like puppets and people in costumes

    • @CornCob7178
      @CornCob7178 3 года назад +2

      @@tab206 i thought so too I was confused on what he meant