Baking a Cake with Only Gardening Tools
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- Опубликовано: 18 июн 2020
- baking a cake with only gardening tools. Yes I went to college and I have a degree you can't tell me I did anything wrong or else you're lying.
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a RUclips entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on RUclips making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, RUclips, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. 
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for the “standing mixer” a weedwhacker would have been a much better choice lmao
FUCK THATS FUNNY I’m dumb
@@TedNivison Do better next time, Ted. Your ineptitude for creating humor displeases me.
@@TedNivison yes
Holy shit that would be perfect
i don't even know what a weedwhacker is but it sounds like the perfect tool for that
This gives off, "if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid" vibes
Basically every one of teds cooking video has that vibe
Life in general has that vibe
life motto
That's this entire channel
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"
Ted: "It's a whisk. That is a whisk."
Me: "It's a whisk he's willing to take"
*seagull noise*
I agree
it was a whisky menuveour
“Everyone is calling me the big man with a big plan.”
Was the 400mg edible a part of that plan?
Yes
Step 1:trip balls
Step2:feel, and I quote, like your "made of rubber bands"
Step 3:???
Step 4:profit
@@iljaradenkovs7150 Step three is definitely the massager.
@@vixen9099 nice pfp
Yes free vid
Now what if you tried gardening using only cake
I haven't seen you in a while.
Hey Bigfoot, how you doing?
Or with kitchen utensils
Bigfoot, how've you been doing in quarantine?
Oh
Still waiting for *Gardening With Only Baking Tools.*
Shit i didnt know some ppl already commented this XD
Christoph Quinn I don’t blame you,everyone wants it lol
Funny number
Yes
I'm still waiting
Honestly, for a gardening-cooking crossover, there weren’t NEARLY enough flour jokes.
today we riot
@@donutholebandit6212 how did it go
@@quarry1496 Ted caught wind and broke the legs of each prospective rioter individually. Not great :(
Instructions: “stand mix”
Ted: I will stand and I will mix
Ted seems like a children’s show villain
Robbie Rotten?
@@torntristar9601 No one can be on the level of Robbie Rotten
it’s because he is.
for some reason he reminds me of gargamel
Oh my god that’s the most perfect way to describe this goblin
*“using a standing mixer”* I literally thought he would just stand up and mix it with the shovel-
he did
@@eX1st4132 not
@@macncheez5604 no he did
@@aerodynamo4874 not
sorry, technically he did (because it’s hard to mix with a shovel) but he didn’t do it as a joke
“i’m gonna use the weed thing”
spoken like a true *weed* man
Are you single?
@lils mind your own business
@lils lmao don't take me seriously I'm just trolling
Wha- huh- HOW THE- THE FROSTING IS LITERALLY FLAWLESS. I CANT EVEN MAKE IT THAT GOOD IN A STAND MIXER. WHAT
NO FOR REAL ITS PERFECT
Skill issue
Use a trowel bro
Use THE RIPPER next time.
Spoiler: His next video, "Gardening with baking tools"
Damn i wouldn't mind seeing it
I think it should be "gardening without gardening"
I didn’t see what was wrong with that comment at first
@@catalin5945 Same here, would be interesting.
i hope so
Ted went to Lowe’s and the cashier was asking what he was going to plant and he said “ya I’m doing Some cooking.”
Incase anyone is in need of these masterpieces, here you are.
12:03 - scream
11:42 - b a h h
thank you for this the bahh was amazing
The big man with a big plan is back at it again with his cooking schemes.
Theres only one insane bastard i know that can do that.
He’s not big he’s 5 6
Mallow Aj 😯
He make the ting go quack from way back
Let him tell ya
i dont know who this vaguely ferris bueller-esque man is or how i got here, but i AM enjoying myself
excuse YOU his name is Ted and he is an ICON
helloooo, welcome to the world of Lunch Club lmao
All you need to know, is that he’s apart of the lunch club, aggressively introverted and a *Tall Staunch Lad*
STRANGER aggressively extroverted maybe the man dressed up as a milk man in various places and just handed out milk
Daniel exactly
"Using a stand mixer"
I was totally expecting Ted to dramatically stand up wielding the trowel like "I am the stand mixer"
No one:
Ted calling stirring sifting: *He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit*
6:36
Lol yesss
He didn’t realise powdered sugar is confectioners sugar kek
Imagine owning a restaurant and you hire this guy. What could go wrong?
I mean... I would hire him.
“Hey boss! I just made a cake using computer parts!”
@@Stubbormly ''Hey boss! I just made a cake with minecraft tools!''
What makes this 10 times better is that I read this at 10:20
Health inspection, probably
The little pixel on Teds head is DEFINITELY the sniper forcing him to do this video
BankeySprinkles LMAOO
this is such a quality comment
I was literally about to post this exact comment 😂
You mean the sadistic gardener
Beat me to it
I love how Ted doesn’t cook in his kitchen, but instead in a random room in his house
Ikr lol
I love how there are definitely easier ways to use garden tools to make cake and ted just does not give a damn, he'll just keep whisking with his weed remover.
Ted squandered his opportunity to make a literal “mudpie”
Classic
When the world needed him the most, he came back
Avatar reference?
The chosen one
When he needed it most, there was no red food coloring
Agreed the cooking master has returned!
He is the master of all baking styles.
Ted is like the fun uncle that whenever he shows up at the family gathering everyone collectively shouts "heyyy it's Ted!"
designers: "we've managed to perfect the utensils anyone would use to bake a cake in order to make it as easy and use up the least amount of effort as possible"
ted: "okay but what if i-"
i don’t like the way he looks at the “whisk”
it’s so...sensual
w h i s k p o r n
*w h i s k e d c u m*
i don’t know what i expected the replies to be but it was not fucking this
Ah yes, the culinary king is back to demonstrate his godliness once more
Radish how does your 13 minute pls comment almost have 100 likes already
why aren’t you quivering in fear, radish?
Who's to say that ted hasnt already gotten to them?
Me and my dad are watching this granted he’s playing destiny and just listening but during the intro my dad goes “is that Robert Downy. Jr” and it was at that moment I realised ted sounds like a younger Robert Downy. Jr
I can’t unhear it now.., what’ve you done
As a baker, this is.. one way to make a cake
im not the only one who was extremely distracted with the white cross in his hair
I forgot half the video staring at that wondering what it was
Same
what the hell is that
Gotta love dead pixels
@@ChaseWeeks its not dead pixels its just a fucking cross in his forehead
The sheer power this man radiates is genuinely terrifying.
You should see him in “recreating Minecraft recipes in real life”. He displays such alpha energy.
he is menacing
*shear
bbrrennddenn: A shear is a gardening tool. He was making a joke.
10:18 i just love how ted transitioned into the harry potter theme song
The one thing about this video that genuinely baffles me is that he calls flower pots, “terracotta pots”. It sounds too fancy for something you can literally buy at dollar tree.
Lol terracotta isnt fancy or anything. It's just fried clay so he's calling it the right thing 😅
terracota is what its made of 😭
@@spiderbbq8880 "you can tell it's an aspen by the way it is" type vibes lol
Ted:
“I feel...”
Ad:
Plays
Ted:
“STICKY”
lmao that happened for me too
Lol
Same
Yes
Oh that happened to me too lmao
It took me 4 minutes and 30 seconds to realise that this wasn’t baking a cake with only gardening ingredients
haha moron
Bruh
Took me 6 minutes and 45 seconds
Took me like 0 seconds because I wouldnt think he would make a cake with like watermelon seeds and shit
Just like throw in the mud, the mulch, the buds. Sounds delicious
Dont worry Ted. Powdered sugar and confectioners sugar is the same thing. But bakers use confectioners cause you can get it in bigger cuantitys and powdered is more for decorating
Ted has such an interesting aesthetic and I’m for it
I'd like to imagine that this is how vegans cook.
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
Previously: “These are cocoa beans. These are COCOA BEANS.”
Now: “That is a whisk.”
that is a whisk
*that is a whisk*
The white dot in the top middle of his forehead is the sniper on standby to put him down if he becomes too powerful
I love how ted has to remind us every 10 seconds that he is using a terracotta pot
Ted and his love for Kerrygold butter will forever keep us Irish viewers coming back
you have the most stereotypical Irish name, i have difficulty telling if you are from Ireland or if you are bullshitting
Jacobskefoulington Gold conroy is an Irish surname
Thats cos its good fucking butter lar, americans normally get that weird easy spread shite
indeed
@@gruses We never talk like that or say anything like that
Ted, vigorously moving his hands under the table: THAT LOOKS LIKE FROSTING!!!
hot
go to horny jail
but why
wanted to like but you're at 69 and that's too relevant
itsShelbeh DUDE IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN CUS 69 IS THE SEX NUMBER OH MY GOD!!!1!1!!1!1!1
14:34 His face looks so genuine. He’s so proud
after seeing Ted use the trowel on the stainless steel bowl, i half expected to see the bowl with soooo many scratches at the bottom
"i hate gardening"
the succulents behind him: 👁️👄👁️
I believe those are fake according to what he said in a different video something along the lines of I put fucking fake plants in the sun
Succulents are like the easiest plant to grow, and he could probably still kill it so they’re probably fake lol
I recognize those succulents, I own them actually. They came from Walmart, and yes they are fake.
I feel like if Ted was uploading this same shit back in 2009, today he’d be one of the most known content creators on the platform.
Huh
Ok
Alright
K
True
This is one of those videos that's hard to follow when you're drunk.
This reminds me of that one Curious George episode where he made hamburger patties with gardening tools and dirt.
baking like the pioneers who were simultaneously industrialists specifically during the 1800s before environmental laws... nice
Gay
@@tydenknudtson922 me too gibster
“this looks like a standing whisk”
no it doesnt, ted...
no it doesnt
“Proceeds to also put all of the dry ingredients in at once” Ted please....
do you have blind
no it does
To a blind man, everything looks like a standing mixer
to a standing mixer, everything looks like a blind man
3:13
I like how he pulls his hand back like it's a separate entity than himself
I love how ted just does whatever he wants on his channel
Ted: bought a food processor for one video
Also Ted: still doesn’t have a stand mixer after like 8 cooking videos that required a stand mixer
It’s an investment I’m NOT willing to make
I agree shits expensive
@@TedNivison hand mixer
@@TedNivison cock and ball torture
@@heapass7792 from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
the way he looks at his "whisk" is really unsettling
that aint his whisk boi
Lee Hitashi damn
Tips if you were ever to do this again:
- make sure the cake is completely cooled before icing because the icing you put on looked to be melting
- cut the cake in half or thirds and ice in between the layers to avoid a dry cake experience
6:23 I think I can recall a time in your past where such an instrument may have come in handy...
"Now there's sugar all over my phone."
If someone asked me to describe baking in 7 words, these would be my choice words.
Why would they do that tho
@@chudwick6516 Maybe they're curious, _MAY._ Mind ya business
@@tired247 nah, they only asked because they knew they were setting up a mediocre joke
Spadfinn you have the music symbol when you have 4 subscribers. nice man
@@strudlsy6303 they have 6 now!
“I feel like this is a recipe that nobody has ever done before”
he says while *reading a recipe*
He meant using gardening tools.
Mad Sweeney Thanks for that clarification. I was confused.
Woah. Just realized that this video was reccomended to me exactly one year after it was uploaded. Cool.
As a culinary school graduate this was so hard yet funny to watch
I’ve just started and he pulled out the pots and my immediate thought was “Ted. There’s holes in the pots.”
Bruh
bruh
Bruh
Bruh
bruh
Ted will take Gordon Ramsay’s place when Gordon dies
*He will never die for he is a forever existing, all knowing, power of the universe*
ToxicTea god *your right*
What do you mean? He has already surpassed him.
Get this gacha out of this holy channel
That / kinda ruined it
You should stick to one fate
DEATH or retirement
Ted discovering that terracotta is porous was a joy to watch. My mom does a lot of gardening, and I could tell that the terracotta pot was gonna cause chaos.
Ted, through your words I have managed to convince my parents to buy Carigold butter. I am very happy that this change has come into my life. Thank you, Ted.
it’s not a felony to beat up the green giant
it’s a lifestyle
*”War crimes aren’t a hobby, they’re a life style.”* -Japan 1941
FAKE, he used an oven rather than baking it with the sun
Wait what?
True gardeners only use the sun to create their goodies.
Let it photosynthesise
12:39 : "NOW THAT, LOOKS LIKE FROSTING"
Me : 👁👄👁
1:11 he had to do some *soil* searching
He said “let’s bring out the ripper” way too happily
NUT
I think I'll call that Ripper Jack T
The most underrated content creator finding this channel was a blessing
Yes kristy ur the mostest underrater
I’m so glad someone feels the same way
It got on trending
it genuinely amazes me that someone is here for teds cooking content and not the gaming lmfao
Facts I’m glad he was on my suggested
The only disappointing part of this video is that he didn't use a trowel to eat the cake
I love how at the beginning of the video he says he hates plants but then has a bunch of them behind him
This man can’t measure teaspoons, but I admire his spirit
Me staring at the white dot on the screen after trying to wipe if off 19 times: 👁👄👁
WHAT OMG I JUST SAW IT WHY WOULD YOU SAYYYY THISSS
Omg where is it
it’s in his hair
It’s actually an x
I CANT UNSEE IT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
4:10 Ted was saying “one teaspoon” over snd over again and i kept hearing “twenty spoon”
I love how proud he looked when he said "thats a whisk"
DEAR GOD THERE IS 5 MISSING PIXELS ON HIS FOREHEAD
wh a t
@Aidan S I actually thought it was until I went out of full screen
@Aidan S i dont see it lol
It's so annoying
YES THAT ANNOYED ME SO MUCH,, GLAD IT WASN’T JUST MY SCREEN AHH
Ted: it’s a whisk. It’s a whisk.
Me: sounds convincing enough, I’m in.
*Insert Shark Tank theme*
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David Padilla I- wh- what?
David Padilla oh
i made this same recipe a few nights ago and my frosting didn’t turn out right. it’s because i didn’t have Kerrygold. and for that, Ted, i deeply apologize. i fully expect Twitter to cancel me and my RUclipsr apology will be posed shortly
This channel is the epitome of asking can I instead of should I. He thinks of something he full sends it and I commend him for a job well done
ted: "it's got the two little prongs... it's a whisk. that is a whisk."
my brain: "these are cocoa beans. these are cocoa beans. *these are cocoa beans.* "
Same
Those are cocoa beans.
@@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh these ar- yes! These are cocoa beans
Yes
*they are are cocoa beans*
“The only person standing in my way is god himself!”
*God has left the game*
What the like??
"I'm gonna use the weed thing"
4:28 don't worry, they're the exact same thing. it's just different names
As per usual, your ability to somehow turn a terribly disastrous idea into a cohesive video, as well as actually get semi decent results, never ceases to amaze and amuse me. Keep up the good work Ted!!
Ted is a god
The milk god
He is THE God
The ONLY God
Ted: Gardening, my worst enemy
Ted: has plants by his windowsill
Yes but they're fake
@@KB-fk3jj r/woosh
Fake plants mind you
"Those plants aren't even real, they're from Target. I bought fake succulents and put them in the sun. Who does that!?" -Ted Nivison 2019
@@tulpapear7394 it wasn't a joke in the first place.
12:00 12 yr old me when it do the night time
the first video I have seen on your channel and I do come back to it from time to time, still makes me chuckle
i like how he loses his accent when hes exicted
How would you describe his accent??
@@justasmltwngir1732 a boston accent
@@justasmltwngir1732 American.
@@justasmltwngir1732 not my accent, i’ll tell u that
@@justasmltwngir1732 HEY WAIT I KNOW YOU FROM A JRWI COMMENT SECTION
"I could not find red food coloring!"
*_just use blood_*
I like that
No it would ruin the flavor use blue and yellow
GarryTehBest- Help my cake is green, I lost my job, and Karen is taking the kids
No one will know the difference
You can actually use blood instead of eggs when baking
I’m literally watching this while re-potting some of my plants just to spite Ted
13:23 the dirt spot on the camera was killing me
“The gloves are cutting off my circulation but WE MUST PREVAIL”
This is the hero we need
But we don’t deserve 😔
15 minutes of ted trying to convince himself that a weed remover is a whisk
seeing Ted struggle to put on the exact same gardening gloves I have that are way too big for me was…an experience
Love how all his videos like this just get to a point where he’s like “fuckin send it”
Ted is the only human being I have ever heard say the word "Wegmans"
Peter caine dog training. You know he saw a dogman once!
Since I live near and primarily shop at one, it’s lost all novelty to me.
@@invizcharlie9477 he's too powerful to be considered human at this point let's be honest