@@shades7270 you were saying that you do good levels and want to share with people, and all of ur vids are someone other levels you beat. Other thing is, NEVER ADVERTISE URSELF WHEN YOU JUST STARTED, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL SUB TO YOU IF YOU WILL WRITE "YoU wIlL mAkE mE vErY hApPy! " You need to do 1. GOOD CONTENT 2. Good Thumnails 3. Good Profile Picture. Advertising will make your videos more disliked that you have subs... Just don't advertise, like me, I didn't advertise anywhere, and I have 213 subs on LEGIT. Never advertise (btw dislikes on your videos from me thank me later)
1:45 “Are You” 2:49 “I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ORB!” 3:51 “THAT WASD-DZ”, “DON’T DO THAT! YOU PUT A MILLION DECORATIONS THAT LOOKS LIKE SPIKE AND PUT AN F ING REAL ONE!!! I’M NOT EVEN FAKING THIS REACTION! “ *I’M GENUINELY UPSET!* “ 4:24 **puts head onto the keyboard and starts crying angrily** 11:20 want tO HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE STARTUP SEQUENCE. ONE! MORE! freaking. time.
Well since I'm a mobile player, I don't really understand. However, I kinda agree with Colon if I play on PC. Cuz i don't have a mouse and the touchpad feels uncomfortable.
1:45 Get good nerd 2:48 I lowkey made the same mistake 3:50 Loch Ness MONSTER 4:18 Colon.exe has stopped responding 5:32 Npesta? Kenos? 6:10 -_- 6:39 Happy times 8:49 MEGA NUT 9:30 Crack cocaine is a serious addiction that must be dealt with now. Call ###- lawyer
I swear quarantine is getting to colon. Reading an entire Wikipedia article and restarting your computer every time you die? He's basically torturing himself.
10:45 chips magically appear on desk. Edit On Sep 13 2022 4:15 Colon: please be more forgiving! Level: I don't think I will be! 2nd edit on the same date 8:41 vertical dash orb in 2.1 acting like a normal jump orb XD 3rd edit after 3 months Alternative Title: GD Colon Having Anger Issues For 16 Minutes.
Wanna hear an even more stupid idea? When you die in Geometry Dash, you get an electric shock in real life and it's intensity depends on how far you are in the level.
TRY THIS: If you want it to be worse then make it do the command prompt command "powershell wininit" It makes your PC BSOD (it doesn't screw up your copy of Windows or mess with your data, it just crashes your PC)
1:20 shutdown /r /f /t 0 shutdown - Shuts down the computer. /r - Type of shutdown, in this case, restart. /f - Force quit all programs when shutting down. /t (number) - Time (seconds) until shutdown.
Colon: "PLEASE be sightreadable!" *crash* Buy Kinder Bueno right now it's really good I swear! Your worst nightmare is that they're wearing... "Axe Body Spray." Colon: *utter defeat*
When you said that you use the "up-arrow key" a warm feeling passed through my heart as I knew I wasn't the only one that used the keyboard for Geometry Dash as I am a spacebar user :D
Colon - “I can’t beat anything harder than an easy demon.” Google - “Deadlocked is preferred as a medium demon.” Me: “At least you beaten something harder than an easy demon.”
I've never been more happy to have something that makes all sounds nearly equal volume on my headphones, otherwise my ears would probably throw away my headset from how loud colon screamed.
Bonus fact: I was playing GD during a Zoom call for history class and I forgot to turn off the hack that restarts my PC... oops
oops
oof
oof
hehhe
I remember watching an 8- Bit Ryan try not to laugh while in a French zoom conference where I couldn't mute myself... OOPS
This would make endings to Jonathan GD levels even less tolerable
@@shades7270 disliking ur vids for advertising
Well if you don't have any viewers than that means you have shit content, don't advertise or that will make it worse
shades - I mostly got my subs from just commenting random jokes on channels I watch with the same content I create (even though I don’t upload)
How do you know
@@shades7270 you were saying that you do good levels and want to share with people, and all of ur vids are someone other levels you beat. Other thing is, NEVER ADVERTISE URSELF WHEN YOU JUST STARTED, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL SUB TO YOU IF YOU WILL WRITE "YoU wIlL mAkE mE vErY hApPy! " You need to do 1. GOOD CONTENT
2. Good Thumnails 3. Good Profile Picture. Advertising will make your videos more disliked that you have subs... Just don't advertise, like me, I didn't advertise anywhere, and I have 213 subs on LEGIT. Never advertise (btw dislikes on your videos from me thank me later)
8:54 My favorite part by far. He leans forward to look intensely and focusing on the screen.
thats what doggie does when hes playing
A
nice pfp @@jetnyan2348
Colon: *dies
His PC: It's rewind time
Hahaha.
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
not funny
Lol
Funny
5:30 I actually can't believe Colon reenacted Npesta's freakout beating Kenos.
I think he is doing the thing
retarded comment
The heavy breathing sounds ON POINT
He sounds like Npesta but with no emotion
yes
1:45 “Are You”
2:49 “I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ORB!”
3:51 “THAT WASD-DZ”, “DON’T DO THAT! YOU PUT A MILLION DECORATIONS THAT LOOKS LIKE SPIKE AND PUT AN F ING REAL ONE!!! I’M NOT EVEN FAKING THIS REACTION! “ *I’M GENUINELY UPSET!* “
4:24 **puts head onto the keyboard and starts crying angrily**
11:20 want tO HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE STARTUP SEQUENCE. ONE! MORE! freaking. time.
angry colon lmao
8:48 shoutout to my friend who actually got his level played by colon
lucky
Lucky guy
Lucky guy
Nice
Lucky Guy
Best Npesta reaction I have ever seen
this is the next npesta
npesta now = good reaction
colon npesta = the best reaction in the world and is so good it might give you npestaphobia
npesta kenos reaction but its not npesta kenos reaction and i eat a chair
5:30
Ohh thats what that was
9:03 had me rolling dude was so ready even lent in and....immediately died lmfao
This video made me realize my sense of humor
5:30 The rare sighting of a GD Colon turning into a npesta.
XDDDDDDD
Lol
I think he did that on purpose
Oh no, woooosh me, I know
@@xorophobic hihi xd reddit so quirky and funny.. pls laugh xd haha funny wushhhhh
I don't think I've ever seen you get this emotionally invested over something
UwU
UwU, yes I found you.
@@usdevineni007 ;-;
Quality
@@oscarcaldamo8793 E
4:22 "Mision failed. We will get them next time."
Funny here
"The up arrow feels comfortable, the mouse feels uncomfortable."
Topi : *FALSE.*
Kinda better to jitterclick on up arrow because it is much stable
69th like
Well since I'm a mobile player, I don't really understand. However, I kinda agree with Colon if I play on PC. Cuz i don't have a mouse and the touchpad feels uncomfortable.
@@VortexFemboyGD touchpad delays
@@abc-oo8ce I just changed from Acer to ThinkPad so the touch pad feels so much better.
2020: your computer restarts if you die
2030: your computer explodes if you die
202020: The earth gets swallowed by the sun if you die
2100: You have to get a new laptop if you die
2050: You get the money if you die
2040: the world restarts if you die
just, don't
1:08 Lmaoo the Vsauce font fits perfectly
16:09 *I'm so glad you were joking about that*
69th like haha
@Bridgette Summers fuk u 69 likes ruiner
5:29 he did it
the “thing”
he did it, he did the thing
Pestalon
Yea that reaction
Yeah,he did that "thing",winning
nplon
6:35: “basically auto”
5 seconds later: SWITCHes to animal crossing
6:33
5:31 I thought I was watching GD Colon playing a level, not Npesta verifying Kenos.
lmao
xD
True
same
The screen literally shakes as he screams *yes!* as he got 100% on that level
you've just given me a video idea from this that will literally take days on end to record
bruh
Sdslayer100 ruclips.net/video/1LoWyM_i7k8/видео.html
Sdslayer100 :) Ur here
haha
4:04 this was a moment that went on to become a legendary thing in the gd community
He said it cuz he was just angry hehe
have you sent it to robtop yet
2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E
@@Shared__account No
6:46 I didn't think it'd be possible for someone to play animal crossing so aggressively
Ngl i died of laughter when i saw that ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:45 Get good nerd
2:48 I lowkey made the same mistake
3:50 Loch Ness MONSTER
4:18 Colon.exe has stopped responding
5:32 Npesta? Kenos?
6:10 -_-
6:39 Happy times
8:49 MEGA NUT
9:30 Crack cocaine is a serious addiction that must be dealt with now. Call ###- lawyer
I live that npesta one
Yes
Good comment
OwO UWU OWO UwU, YES YUWU YOWO
10:02 b o p i t
11:21 S T A R T U P S E Q U E N C E ! . . .
3:01 "This one is called AEO I guess, hopefully it's a little more forgiving and easy to sight-read"
-I'm gonna tell him
-You dare not
I want to be a programmer so this is actually interesting.
I would recommend code bullet
@@junebug8393 I started with khanacademy.org for JS HTML CSS and SQL. I'm trying to learn more but I can't find any good tutorials.
I wanna be a game and game art designer
Same
@@NetheriteMiner python is a nice programming language and i've seen some good tutorials as well
Alternative title: Colon having anger issues for 16 minutes straight
true!
Lol
You mean 16 mins and 32 seconds
Yes
XD
4:16 " i hope its easy to sight read"
Npesta should do this with an extreme demon...
Yes
Eeeeeeeee
The end of chrome is literally just Npesta verifing Kenos.
omg lemon caca
Agree, @Lemoncak3
Plot twist: There was a child under his table who pressed the on/off button.
Umm that's scary
oh god
_intense music_
Illuminati theme intensifies
Colon: Why do I hear boss music?
2:17 ONESHOT WALLPAPER I LOVE THAT!!!!
every time you die you automatically send a message to juni saying "hey"
You mean Juni learning? I use it to learn python!
@@techzacharyzn6296 not funny bozo
6:38 bruh im dying XD
Same
Colon: rage quits... then plays animal crossing instead
He stopped his PC from restarting, hes cheating.
At 0:16, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER! GD COLON AMAZING EXPERIENCE WITH THIS!!!!
“PC restarts when I die”
Video: 16 minutes long.
This can’t be good.
69th like
Thats the same thing i was thinking
You do know that OBS can also record in .mkv if your PC like dies it still saves.
Yes it wasent this comment wich got the heart. (God damnit it wasent the funny but real comment about my crappy PC.)
Oh OOOOOH OOOOOOOOH 40 likes.
Samuel Hautamäki 71
85
91
Me: OMG I just beat level 6!
Colin: ( beats every level with every cube ) “ I suck”
4:23when his head FELL ON THE KEYBOARD, the pc turned off lol
Colon.exe has stopped working
why the xd at the end tho
Opening Bios
5:36 Nobody: Colon when he beats a „hard“ Level:
🤣🤣
AmorAltra.. this did NOT age well
I heard his name and was like "oh nooo...."
computer: i’m sorry GD Colon i’m gonna restart your computer
Gd Colon: nani?!!?!?
@@shades7270 No.
Not funny :I
@@shades7270 yes
dead meme
dead meme
FINALLY someone else who uses the up arrow key I thought I was the only one
me: seeing that people use arrow keys to play gd
me: the lord is testing me
I play up arrow left hand :|
arrow keys are best gaming keys
I do too ^ ^
same lol, up key gang rise up
I read that as “if my computer restarts, I die”
no shit
Everytime Colon Dies:
WHY IS THERE A FAKE SPIKE AND THEN OMFG WHAT THE HELL
PC: *j o j o r e f e r e n c e*
KORE GA, REQUIEM DA
Colon: N A N I ????
unfunny
I don’t get it
KING CRIMSON
Ive never seen colon mad before he always sounds super calm and very tired and depressed.
He is still 10x more cool than me still
0:46 Procrastinating on your chores be like
That npesta reaction is the best thing I’ve seen all day
Your pfp is the best thing ive seen all day
Colon: dies
His PC: _ight imma head out_
"This is basically auto" *dies*
Level difficulty: insane
I swear quarantine is getting to colon.
Reading an entire Wikipedia article and restarting your computer every time you die?
He's basically torturing himself.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. Have you seen my hair?
@@GDColon I can't say I don't have the same problem
@@GDColon what hair? Irl or your PFP?
I’d give colons new hair a solid 8.5/10
8:52
*not the man we needed,but the man we deserved*
Try recording in a video format that doesn't require the entire file to be in-tact to playback, like mkv instead of mp4. That should work.
Hopefully he has h.265 playback
polaki cebulaki zbierajmy sie
4:27 when you lost all your data in geometry dash
@Summer Dippy Plays GD and More!
IK
4:28
10:45 chips magically appear on desk.
Edit On Sep 13 2022
4:15
Colon: please be more forgiving!
Level: I don't think I will be!
2nd edit on the same date
8:41 vertical dash orb in 2.1 acting like a normal jump orb XD
3rd edit after 3 months
Alternative Title: GD Colon Having Anger Issues For 16 Minutes.
Wanna hear an even more stupid idea? When you die in Geometry Dash, you get an electric shock in real life and it's intensity depends on how far you are in the level.
That's what I'm planning to do.
How to want to exit life.exe
99% being a deadly shock, just so hackers know what's up
@@Davian2073deadshocked new geometry dash official demon
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly
He fail 2 % on bacc on tracc
¡Lol
Your viruses on ur pc be like: WHY MY THING WAS ABOUT TO START DANG IT
3:51
Colon: "Is about to say the F word"
Also Colon: ffffffffffffffff...
"DONT DO THAT YOU PUT A MILLION DECORATIONS THAT LOOK LIKE SPIKES AND YOU PUT AN EPIC REAL ONE" XD
My teacher: do your work!
Me: I can’t, it’s too hard!
Teacher: You need to finish it!
Me: 1:52
3:55 I like how colon went *you put a million objects that look like spikes, AND THEN YOU PUT AN EPIC REAL ONE*
i think he said 'a fucking real one'
@@nocrushify274ca well that except he said F-ing not the f word
Geometry Dash but my computer restarts if i pass a level
Too boring
Cool
yes but actually no
Yah nice work
Never restar hahahaahau
"Dinamic on Track is the worst level on Geometry Dash"
Square Adventure is worse, so *MUCH* worse
You are really smart
Square adventure is easy asf what are you talking about lol
ikr
“Time is eco” is so frustrating with tons of triple spikes, also “Electro World” has a 30% long section of just Straightflying
I CANT STOP LAUGHING EACH TIME YOURE YELLING AND HAVE YOUR COMPUTER RESTART LIKE 😭😭 I CNAT BREATHE
3:55 6 year olds wondering how he recorded that
indeed
Bruh.
It's called a SCREEN RECORDER
Anyone heard of that lol
@@angelslayer4417 he said he wasn’t using a screen recorder
@@coder3628 Oh, I listen with my sound off XD
*watch instead of listening
6:32
Colon: it’s basically auto
Colon: **dies**
Colon: **plays animal crossing**
Colon looks so dead inside in the intro
trust me i am
Hi colon!
@@GDColon if you're dead how you still posting?
0:25 good music! **DETERMINATION INTENSIFIES**
Ok
Undertale confrimed
*u n d e r t a l e*
sans
3:36 You: Dont judge me i suck at the game anyways
Me: Beating Stero madness after 1000+ attemps
TRY THIS:
If you want it to be worse then make it do the command prompt command "powershell wininit"
It makes your PC BSOD (it doesn't screw up your copy of Windows or mess with your data, it just crashes your PC)
@Kirtan Magan ruclips.net/video/0EwE6IWmSKY/видео.html
Whats a bsod
CactusJupiter Blue Screen Of Death
Imainge your parents do that and you just lose white you have the school/work metting. (And your parents see this too)
Him hitting the desk is the funniest crap I've seen in years.
"Please... Please be easy to sightread." **proceeds to die at 1%**
Colon: i came up with this haha yes original
Fundy: am i a joke to you?
poor little jotaro fox
Finally someone else noticed that fundy made this first.
But this is for GD.
@CloudyskiO its the idea the matters, not the game.
@@foodynooby Anybody can do it y'know?
We need to start a trend where we only say Don Cheedle on juni videos and streams
SPICY M yes
Yeah I agree
AGREE
Yes
Yes we do
12:42
GD Cologne watches in fear as he has nothing to do watch his cube fall out of the world and eventually die, resetting his computer.
i just watched colon slowly having a mental breakdown
After a mental breakdown
334900 attempts...
1.5 Years
‘Please be easy to sight-read.’
*dies at 1%*
Me: *immediately turned on a lego city ad before colon started crying*
1:20
shutdown /r /f /t 0
shutdown - Shuts down the computer.
/r - Type of shutdown, in this case, restart.
/f - Force quit all programs when shutting down.
/t (number) - Time (seconds) until shutdown.
Pizza
@@femboyyandereking Pepperoni
Everyone: Talks about up arrow key and video ideas
Me: he literally showed himself typing his password on camera
1:44 best video so far
GD Colon: new level; chrome please be easy to sight read
Also GD Colon: dies at 1%
3:37
Colon: I suck anyways
Me: I suck even more
same i cant even beat stereo madness in normal mode
Alt Title: 15-Year-Old Boy causes emotional self-harm to himself.
Colon: "PLEASE be sightreadable!"
*crash*
Buy Kinder Bueno right now it's really good I swear!
Your worst nightmare is that they're wearing... "Axe Body Spray."
Colon: *utter defeat*
5:31
Me: OMG, WHAT HAPPENED WITH COLON!? ._.
(Loud sound warning)
he got laid
Activating npesta mode
*NPESTA*
Rip headphone users
Quarantine hair: 7
No one gets it
Thanks for heart, Colon!
i don’t get it
Look at the end of the description, it says "Rate my quarantine hair from 1 to 10"
I do get it
4:05 Best reaction in Colon's history
CHANGE MY MIND
When you said that you use the "up-arrow key" a warm feeling passed through my heart as I knew I wasn't the only one that used the keyboard for Geometry Dash as I am a spacebar user :D
I use both up arrow keys and space bar. I can't use mouse since I don't have one and the touchpad is uncomfortable for me.
5:28 he did it he did the thing
7:06 EUAAGH I DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE
5:28
Me: When I complete Bloodbath.
@Edgar Leon you mean the kenos
Challenge: Do 10 push-ups every time Colon says "NO"
no.
Colon - “I can’t beat anything harder than an easy demon.”
Google - “Deadlocked is preferred as a medium demon.”
Me: “At least you beaten something harder than an easy demon.”
3:50 relatable
5:30 you had to do it, didn't you.
7:27
this hits different now
wysi
yeah lol
2:48 I laughed soooo hard 🤣 😂
2:30 if you want your computer to restart every time you die then yea
I've never been more happy to have something that makes all sounds nearly equal volume on my headphones, otherwise my ears would probably throw away my headset from how loud colon screamed.
Agreed.
0:56 on video speed 0.25 the taskbar shows cmd.exe in the taskbar for a milisecond and it restarts. maybe its because it uses a batch file
Oh i just noticed
the shutdown command in windows uses cmd and you see it popup unless you set it to not show up
I can see it without slowing the video down