Hey folks, just wanted to let you know that I'm going to be doing a big BIRTHDAY STREAM on February 17th! 😃 Feel free to tune in if you wanna watch me review your awesome memes, or just want to wish me a happy birthday EDIT: It was awesome! You can watch it below if you missed it: ruclips.net/video/og0l7uQAWbY/видео.html
6:05 I didn't know that Colon knows ParashockX so that's pretty pog, i guess. Edit: Wait a second. I HAVE 334 LIKES! Holy crap, thank you so much, the most likes I've had on a comment prior is 8.
“Flip your pc upside down. Beat some levels” Colon: I don’t think this is happening Mobile players: is that a challenge Edit: Wow thanks for all the likes guys!
"If you can get to the ship part in Theory of Everything, then you are a god in middle school" Most of even all the kids in my middle school don't know Geometry dash exists so I live as a "god" in my middle school.
Wow that’s probably an extreme demon if you do that Also I don’t have the full version because it costs money and my parent don’t let me download games that have money
It took me almost a month to beat clutterfunk but then I beat theory of everything in less than 15 minutes so I guess in GDcolon’s mind im the coolest middle schooler
4:57 Júni: why Have you called me literally three times? Cólon: Don cheadle Júni: oo, okaaaaaaay Cólon: don cheadle Júni: okay Cólon: DON CHEADLE Júni: oh?, Uh, uhh, uhhhhhhhhhh, uhhhh, aaa, **beep** Cólon: Don cheadle?.
A good challenge: Play a completly invisible level of one of the official levels, and start the level exactly while ur watching a video of the official level's video so you know when to jump.
we need more *_epix_* lols LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool l0000lll ll l l o l oo o ok looo1o1o1lo11ol111o1o1o1oo1o1o1oo2201l1ol ok p1ooo ok oo LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool LolLoLoLOOlLLloolool p1o1p1o1o1l1p1o1oo1l1ooo ok o ok ok ok lol lol lol lol 01001010101 lol 1o1 ok l1🙃😜😗😙🥺🥱😑🙂😍🥱🤨😳🙂😂😏😌😱🥲🤯🌛😧
“Try out Future Funk II. See how you do.” (Evil smile) Colon: flukes the first two orbs I’m normal: *You weren’t supposed to do that* Edit: I also have a challenge: call Knobbelboy and only say “98”
don cheadle
*so you found it was a prank call...*
*d o n c h e a d l e*
Chon deadle
don junidle
Death and ultimate destruction.
Junipi
Hey folks, just wanted to let you know that I'm going to be doing a big BIRTHDAY STREAM on February 17th! 😃
Feel free to tune in if you wanna watch me review your awesome memes, or just want to wish me a happy birthday
EDIT: It was awesome! You can watch it below if you missed it:
ruclips.net/video/og0l7uQAWbY/видео.html
Will do! love your channel I will always stick with you and Juniper.
what time?
HELLO
GD Colon happy early birthday m8
GD Colon how flix how a good pc 0:05
I love how Colon is literally sitting there, serious as ever, not even smiling, saying Don Cheadle
You asshole! You killed gonta!!!!
d o n c h e d e r
That made me laugh a lot
Don Cheadle
Hello kokichi
i like how colon has like a demonic voice while doing pushups. i wish robtop adds voice actors and hires colon for the demon gaurdian
now replace the "3 2 1 geometry dash" part in dash with that voice
@@chaykid sure lol 😂
I could do a pretty good Scratch
4:14 Context: Here in Canada, we only have to take gym in grade 9, which is why colon struggles to do 5 pushups
you don't want to know what my final gym mark was
Well I'm sure all of the Americans would be interested in finding out that in Canada we only need a 50% to pass, so at least we know it's over a 50
For me I did it on grade 4
I'm going to take gym in grade 10 because I am an epic gamer.
Good luck then I guess
"Y'know, this is the challenge that separates the boys from the men, girls from the Junipers..."
*THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE*
He means Junibees and junbeepers
Colon: boys from the men and the girls from the Junipers..
My teacher: Homework separates the boys from tik tok and girls from tik tok
@@hima131 your teacher and comment aren't funny
@@bananamonkeygaming14b
@@zowihh b
Man don’t you just hate it when Peter Griffin covers half the screen
No
he t h i c c
Yeah it’s so annoying 😒
I’m not even middle school and I beat Clubstep
Are you proud of me mom
@@shadowstrider7224 he means back when gd was actually popular
"Mom can we have time machine?"
"We have time machine at home"
Time machine at home: 0:36
thats cycles not time machine
@@JackTheWatcher r/wooosh
@@joshgen9042 …no, i don’t think so
@@Rpermcubing hes making a joke about how many triple spikes there are
"this is the challenge that seperates the boys from the men"
"the girls from the junipers*
OMG!
D O N C H E E D L E S
Yep
@Phoebe Chetty wow no way
@Phoebe Chetty that's mind-blowing! :O
"Flip your pc upside down. Beat some levels."
I love how he took that seriously-
I mean he tried to flip his PC
I think that guy meant "flip your motitor upside down"
@@Xinez19 no shit it was a joke
dash pilice
I think he meant monitor
6:10 I just love the ParashockX reference
Lololoollololooooooiouiauiluilsfvzerti!hung!aet
Lalalalalaaaa
Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa
If I see a ParashockX reference, I like the video
Irakli Merabishvili you mean the unskipable ad?
The Triple spikes only challenge is pretty much like time machine
and the upside down part on 10% AND THAT FRIKEN UPSIDE DOWN MIRROR PART
Time Machine isn’t hard though.
@@mralgorithmscubing but it has a lot of triple spikes
Don Cheadle
I like time machine... :(
Colon: "What I've done is I've taken Cycles and I've changed every single spike in it to a triple spike."
Me: "What's the difference"
He should of done it with time machine
Or maybe with a michigun challenge
Alikediegis Oh No......
Smart 100
The Red Retriever r/woooosh
"It separates the boys from the men, girls from the Junipers"
Colon, 2021
BUT JUNIPER KEEPS KILLING MEEE / PERO JUNIPER NO PARA DE MATARMEEE
@TengJingLee-xb5ptwasn't she like 15 when this video came out
Cool u use faithful
2020*
“And the don from the Cheadles”
Imagine attempting to stay fit
Haha 69
JakeDaPuttyTat Meow Funnnnni. Niccccceeee
imagine not being fit and being skinny
Gabe Asamoah Jr. I can’t imagine
@@energyshatty9020 yes
1:50 "no one likes Triple Spikes. One might call the cringe even"
**angry Michigun/\/\/\🖤 noises**
challenge: play sterio madness and back on track at the same time
Harder than sakupen circles
Im not liking theres 69 likes
*stereo
Yea play sterio madness instead of stereo madness
@@gusrobi6688 Stop it, get some he- no
6:05 I didn't know that Colon knows ParashockX so that's pretty pog, i guess.
Edit: Wait a second. I HAVE 334 LIKES! Holy crap, thank you so much, the most likes I've had on a comment prior is 8.
Yeah
took me off guard ngl
If i see a gd the video ends
stereo madness
What if Colon actually ParashockX
Same idea came to me
Call Juniper again , and tell her "Juni , we have to talk ..." , and then start to sing X.O !
@@qlrketh Why?
No and wut is x.o?
@@stevel6015 shearch it yourself
@stevel6015 She's in love with the concept
Those must've been some hard challenges. Also I like your kitsune OC, he looks cute.
I agree
Agreed
6:09 I was waiting for that outro! I just knew it was gonna play
*communism plays*
Same @Cameron Rutherford
ParashockX flashbacks intensifies
Ye lol
Same
“Separating the boys from the men, and the girls from the junipers”
-GD Colon
@Juniper no you not
Steven LoGuirato yes that is not juni
10:02 ultimate jumpscare 2.0
Not really
Nah
perfect time for an add there twt
16:38 - Colon predicted the future
noway
noway
noway
noway
noway
"Everything is 3 spikes"
Time machine: we already have that.
Nah that's basically all the hard official levels
@Electronic Boy ye... time machine is a nightmare
@@miko7053 time machine is free wdym
@@tw-ck7xf 4 you
@@uhhh2210 how is it hard lol
all the triples are free
GD but every time you die you have to sing a line of You're Welcome
How u get dat on your name?
Colon is definetly gonna make a level with only spikes
@@readreadthedeadredguy4932 press join then buy AT LEAST supporter
Oooohhhhhh thanks bois is don't have money right now but now that I know how I'll do so dnkx bois I didn't think anyone would reply thankx!
@@readreadthedeadredguy4932 You have to make bad financial decisions
3 rules of life:
don't get mad with geometry dash
don't get mad with geometry dash
don't get mad with geometry dash
L
O
L
Well, I failed
i got 98% on zodiac :D
So funny, that I forgot to laugh.
Three rules of REAL life:
Don’t give up
Believe in yourself
Be kind and nice
7:44 id say your oc is pretty awesome.
6:10 if anyone is wondering, the text says ‘enter the city’
What language is that?
The YT n00b its wingdings
@@ellendegenerate. ok I figured just saw it looked different the the wingdings I know
@@colorron8 I know? write ik for short
@@ekko-p why does he have to
6:08 paracolonx
LALALALALALALAAAAAA
LA LA LA LALALALA LA LAAAAA
Finally a man of culture
I thought I was the only person to get that
Ikr
“Play with most of your screen covered up”
Mobile players: *Am I a JoKe To U?*
they have something in common
GlitchyYT yes
Relatable
Left hand mobile players: *bRUh*
I am a mobile player
2:15 they want the feet pics 😂😂
“Flip your pc upside down. Beat some levels”
Colon: I don’t think this is happening
Mobile players: is that a challenge
Edit: Wow thanks for all the likes guys!
Flips I pad
nah the screen will flip.
Official Az3 *Flip Lock*
@@crabgottricked7917 meh you gotta pity the old phones...
Hell no it's not ;D
16:52 When you sing louder then the song to avoid copyright.
juniper did that on a stream lol
@@lionblazegd thats just evw's everyday tactics
IM A BANANA!
Challenge: Play a level blindfolded. Try a demon, in fact.
Chalange: try to beat all the map paks with just touhtskreen
He hasn’t beaten a demon lol
@@carmenvargas4472 you can't spell😂
@@darrenlavender5424 maybe it's a joke?
@Trueism [GD] eat your cereal
4:32 i love gd cologne 😢❤
“Nobody likes triple spikes”
*sad michigun noises*
RIP Michigan 2017 - 2020
Pengi Playz MICHIGUN TRIGGERED!
Lol
I like tripple spikes they're hard but I love them because they are satisfying
i couldnt beat stereo madness in less than 10 attempts because triple spikes lol
When you realize Colon actually showed you his feet when doing the push-ups
cau xD
Socks.
No he had shoes on little poopyhaed
@@marylargentOriginal YT/woosh
@@marylargentOriginal YT/woosh
8:30
"I mean, it's better than Raid: Shadow Legends"
True there
i guess
You can't get worse that the game that sponsors every video uploaded by a channel that more than 47 people consistently watch the videos of
7:20 this is how you can tell that GD Colon is,
in fact,
not an I-Pad kid.
Challenge idea: Use a texture pack with the wrong pusab
no
Walker 66673046 no
Yes
No
@jackson Clubb yes
4:16 old man colon
How about counting the number of people that want you to play with your feet, times that by 100, and try to get that many blue orbs :)
lmfao
23000
Uh
Ok so there is... 378 billion blue orbs?
Him: who likes triple spikes
TIME machine and Michigan: WE DO
Challenge: play a demon with your hands (NO FEET)
Das a real challente tho
What about back on track.
OMG I have done that before
Bruh
ES
"There Are People Who Have Beaten Every Level On The Demon List And They Still Fail To The Triple Spikes On Stereo Madness"
-Colon
I do
@@NebsGMD_ you beat all the levels on the demon list
@@theguythatcodes8991 no but i found the joke funny
Spaceuk
Play with your eyes
His push-ups. His sounds. His struggles. 4:20
-420-
420...
(420)
...is this an anti-drug campaign?
@@placeholder4029(420)
7:44 wait why do you have 4 ears??? Do you hear out of the ones on the bottom or the ones on the top? Or all 4?
3:44 Great do this with an extreme demon
it is great.
I ruined 69
@@LeDenoter your an actual monster
@@HamburgerPenguinz you're*
@@everybodyclapyohands don’t butt in
“Nobody likes triple spikes”
Michigun looking dissapointed at him from heaven
Bruh
-sad face- rip
Woah woah not like that
________'-'_____/\/\/\_______
_____*-*________/\/\/\
2:15 "What? No! Get outta here you little foot fetish."
*[Everyone liked that.]*
Reddit moment
NetworkHoffman what
@@skeletonjanitor Nevermind
ha
come on 69 likes
In middle school I beat every main level (apart from finger dash cuz it wasn’t out yet)
“Mother, I require the poop sock”
-Scratch 2020
Yes
@Noob Has Joined ditto
@Tyshka29 TM w
I like his voice
@Maidin Ortega-Roblero %ft
How about this:
"Beat your feet, using GD"
@@genc6865 what the fuck
Looool
Meat My Beat With Eat My Meat
8:11
Mother, I require the poop sock
it is very important, mom
Very INTERESTING
Ah yes, quoting something from a video just to get likes, a new type of like baiting
💀
@@nothingtoseehere975 zawg
As a middle schooler, I beat the theory of everything, my best gd achivement
call "giuterstylehero" and say "juni vamos"
Bruh
I see a Hollow Knight character as that logo. Got my respect
Guitaeherostyles
Hi.
Beat Fingerdash But
Only your Right Hand
"Y'know this is a challenge that really separates the boys from the men, girls from the junipers." -Colon 2020
"If you can get to the ship part in Theory of Everything, then you are a god in middle school" Most of even all the kids in my middle school don't know Geometry dash exists so I live as a "god" in my middle school.
same
My friends consider me a god cuz i've beaten decode
@@ivy.person bruh you are a god to the irl gd community (not the internet one)
My friends consider me a god cuz i can beat stereo madness
In my class everyone do know gd and im a god bcus i can do dark drop first att
12:50 welcome to slaughterhouse wave consistency
i want a 10 hour video of colon saying don cheadle repeatedly, i REALLY need it
R u ok? Seriously, r u ok? R U OK?!
@@Axomolotl no he’s not
I made one: ruclips.net/video/ll-mQPDCn-U/видео.html
@@vibaj16 thank you 🥰
@@vibaj16 rick roll
Fun fact:
The only portals that count for jumps are cube, robot, and ball.
Edit:
Turns out all of the portals counts orbs as jumps (even wave).
cool
@@mailingcat how many likes when you sent that reply?
And spider
I got the 10000 jumps UFO while I was in the UFO gamemode
Ships don’t count?
I could’ve saved so many deaths trying to minimise my jumps.
Colon: cube part
Me: *triggered* SSSQQQUUUAAARRREEE
C U B E
Theodore Liu
Everyone on planet earth says cube
Cube
Square cuz it’s a 2d game duh
Square cuz it’s a 2d game normally other than editing the square
Hack your way into a Moldy stream and say 'DonCheatleDonCheatleDonCheatleDonCheatleDonCheatleDonCheatleDonCheatle...' over and over again
"The girls from the junipers" Juniper joined the chat
juniper is his wife lololololoollolololloolllol
Is it me?
Or are one of us a clone?
@@omegaseptagon5708 lol what
zoli izé no
zoli izé wait... JuNiPeR iS gUrL ?
Colon: ew no get away with these fetishes
Also Colon: 9 overwhelmingly enormous tails
7:42 kitsun3
@@dinonuggets755 ah yes, "kitsun3"
“This is a challenge that separates the boys from the men, the girls from the Junipers.”
I JUST READ THIS AS THIS HAPPENED-
*j u n i p e r*
“No one likes tripple spikes” with an exeption of michigun
he *liked* triple spikes.
(in loving memory)
"Boys from men, girls from Junipers"
Wait, does that mean...
Yeah but Juniper has a boyfriend so colon is on the friend zone again
Wtf am I saying?
@@flyingtorch4336 bro wut
Bima Pramudya tf no
Bima Pramudya THEY ARENT
Beat a geometry dash level while playing a level in JSAB at the same time
pfp checks out
Impossible for colon
GD Colon: *NO*
Henlo good music remixer and creator(?)
Geometry dash, but every time you die scream: "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP"
A MAN HAS FALLEN IN LEGO CITY
START THE RESCUE TEAM
I'M ON MY WAY!
NO YOUR NOT
AN ALI HAS BEEN SLAIN
H E Y !
no ones gonna talk about the rare achivement icon went by at 5:39 ?
colon: its dangerously close to stereo madness
everyone else: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO MANY ATTEMPTS
lol
I love the Parashock meme at 6:09 like oh my i miss parashock.
He's still around
Challenge: beat clubstep with your left hand lol
sjacktang me: ez
Wow that’s probably an extreme demon if you do that
Also I don’t have the full version because it costs money and my parent don’t let me download games that have money
im left handed
I am left hand dude
Andy_t2012 - Roblox sry, but i kinda laughed out loud at this comment
It took me almost a month to beat clutterfunk but then I beat theory of everything in less than 15 minutes so I guess in GDcolon’s mind im the coolest middle schooler
2:09 Who thought he'd actually die but he set the ball part to noclip
I know!
Me
Me
me
me
4:57
Júni: why Have you called me literally three times?
Cólon: Don cheadle
Júni: oo, okaaaaaaay
Cólon: don cheadle
Júni: okay
Cólon: DON CHEADLE
Júni: oh?, Uh, uhh, uhhhhhhhhhh, uhhhh, aaa,
**beep**
Cólon: Don cheadle?.
A good challenge:
Play a completly invisible level of one of the official levels, and start the level exactly while ur watching a video of the official level's video so you know when to jump.
Actually a decent idea. Hope Colon sees this.
@@axiel4519 thanks! :D
Not really an ascent bad not idea.Dont hope semi colon doesn't see not this
@@j.436 what do you mean?
Probably not a video included so it can be hard?
In elementary school when i did Deadlocked everyone praised mr like a god
"Can we make that an official GD term? Speed - NO!!"
LOL
LOOOOOOOL
The two people above me said lol so I will too "LOL"
LOOOLOLOOL
we need more *_epix_* lols
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6:08 lol this is GD Colon, not ParashockX
Lool
Thought about that too
xd
I thought that too... mr.Rump died again
1:47 michigun: ?
play the first result for quagmire toilet with the music bass boosted in the background
Colon in his "Top 100 most annoying things in GD" video: The icon is a square not a cube
Also Colon at 9:35: *Alright back to cube*
YEA LOL
It's because he was wrong
lol 420
just force of habit
12:14 *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*
Gd colon turned into my friend, whenever he’s mad at smth he just says “omg this ____ is so cringe bro 💀” ( 1:48 )
1:45
Colon: Because No one like triple spikes.
Michigun: Hold my mouse
edit: thx for likes
Lol
@@senyazu thanks for reminder
Hold my death
12:09 THAT I CURSED!
Challenge: find and block every foot comment you can find, while beating back on track.
While beating clubstep
7:44 those are some really nice shoes.
6:06 I loved the Parashock X outro reference there. It's definitely my favorite part of the video.
*yes, you know him too*
Same
Enter the city
“Separates the girls from the junipers” 😂
Separates the don Cheadles from the poops
Sperates the stereo madness' from the deadlocks
Soy guitar dos
6:09 so are we just gonna skip past that casual ParashockX reference there or what
I didn't notice that lol
Yes
6:09 69 xd
1:25 this is more unlikely than you think,I even flew off the map at ToE 1
Was that the bite of... 10:34
Clever
He
@@DominickDoggohi
WAS THAT THE JUMP OF 87?!!!!
6:10 I KNEW IT!!!!! I knew that was going to happen🤣
Nearly Everyone: since Colon hearted the "feet challenge" will he do it?
Colon: *well yes but actually no*
PowerBitz1 that's called yes'nt
@@TheSabinator I love how Colon just went straight for the reply and hearted it.
4:23 those were actually solid push ups man
“Try out Future Funk II. See how you do.” (Evil smile)
Colon: flukes the first two orbs
I’m normal: *You weren’t supposed to do that*
Edit: I also have a challenge: call Knobbelboy and only say “98”
DEFINITELY CALL KNOBBELBOY AND SAY ONLY 98 LOL
@@TheRealEthBootGD I get it XD
Nah say 98%
@GMD Humanice Hehe I know what you mean by that >:)
Oh my god you are evil