Geometry Dash With Stupid Controllers
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- Опубликовано: 30 май 2024
- Can you really call yourself a true Geometry Dash gamer if you haven't tried beating a demon level with a Wii U? Or beating a spamclick challenge with a big enter key? Or playing two player levels with joycons? (yeah if you're not able to tell this is one of my dumbest videos yet)
0:00 - Intro
0:47 - Joycons
5:08 - Giant Enter Key
8:59 - Remote Phone
13:05 - Launchpad
16:28 - Wii U
20:54 - Bye
PROGRAMS USED
WiinUPro for Joycons
AutoHotkey for the enter key
Steam Link for phone
Lunchpad for launchpad
UsendMii for Wii U
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If you're reading this, Geometry Dash for Nintendo Switch is coming soon. Sources: just trust me 
Игры
13:38
*”Wait, it’s all Stereo Madness?”*
*”Always has been”*
Hello
I did that glitch with fingerdash
Nah it's a gotcha
It’s a glitch that stormfly talked about in his bug vid
“Are ya winning son.”
8:42
Yeah dad, wanna join?
@@lilbigmichael9528 thats fucked up
@@bird7386 h o w
@@lilbigmichael9528 that is so f ed up
this is so under rated lmfao
5:57 This is the most exercise colon has gotten in 7 years.
a heart and no likes?
S l a m. I t. N o w.
He's just like slightly punching it. Its not even "slamming"
lol true
true
His voice normally: innocent teen voice
His voice when he loses: Demonic screeches
hi
@@Monitorbread no
WHAT?
Yes
The meat has been beat!!! Colon 🍑
GD Colon: *Picks up Wii U gamepad*
“I don’t know what this is”
*Sad Wii U noises*
i gave a "bruh really" kinda face when he said that
Kinda understandable tho
Like who wants to remember the wii u
@@NotFine me
The Wii U is amazing
@@yeahman70 Yea same
8:43
When your parents walk in without knocking
whenever he turns on his webcam he looks like hes doing a presentation and explaining something
8:49 SUS
He looks like one of those npc’s that just move their mouths when they talk with no emotions
Lol what is that profile tho
lol hop on forknife
Colon is a nice guy :)
cool beans
ow
I can just picture him coding something and then he’s SLAMS the enter key
Wait a minutr ruclips.net/video/h2WygHkAyT4/видео.html
He does
heh, slam
@@EthanHasnt hehe slam go brrr
He showed some footage of that on the texture randomiser video
Me too
4:11 joy con means that when you use one of the two joy cons it called a joy stick. and when you use them both together it called a controller.
then take the first three letters from (joystick) and the first three letters from (controller) and put them together it makes the word (joy-con)
8:51 THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT😂
"Enter is also a letter on the keyboard."
- Colon 2020
Wait a minute
Wait-
*Wait A Minute Something Ain't Right*
enter
Haha
"So i used auto key to rebind the enter key.."
"No, i dont have a girlfriend why'd you ask?"
I don't get it
the joke is he just randomly said it out of nowhere without context whatsoever.
i thinks its because he plays games and does game challenges for a living, instead of going outside and meeting girls
Everybody: listening to gd colon
Me: listening to the duck circling
0:01
Same lol
Don't Worry Colon, you're not the only one who makes weird noises while playing video games.
I like how he changed the colors for the joy-cons
Ikr
You can change it in the icon menu
Not funny.
Just saying lol
Don’t start a fight please. I’m just noticing
7:42 colon: i know this ship part
him 2 seconds later: *dies*
Bro makes everyone's day better by just talking about stuff for half an hour you got me through my teen years with fun and excitement with your videos all I can say is thank you. Ther eis legit nothing but sub
“Enter is also a letter” -GD Colon 2020
thEnter kEntery is annoying im bEntering honEnterst
I mEnterant lEnterttEnterr
BRUH THENTER LENTERTTENTERR RENTERPLACENTERD THENTER ENTER KENTERY BRUHHH
COMMUNISM
I WANTED TO SAY THIS 😂
Wow, not a minute in and taking a jab at the Wii U gamepad!
Ok I'm interested
“It’s just theme wi- but U. …” colon says it all with a straight face while I’m cracking up😂
15:20 i wont ask you what this is, robtop.
gd colon next:
"inventing new controllers to play GD with!"
Gd colon nexter
So this button that is super big makes u jump and this one is for the ship, this is the bla bla bla bla
Imagine what his parents are thinking at 8:34
8:44 is definitely funnier xDDDDDDD
Lul
6:53 DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-
Everybody gangsta till colon beats bloodbath with a dance dance revolution foot pad
“I know the ship part”
*Dies instantly*
bruh
9:58 - "I swear I've heard this song before... I don't know if it was in a Flash game or something"
OK SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND I FOUND THE GAME! It was saved on an old USB stick of mine back in 2012.
twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1341498506083774467
(and yes i know it's a remix of the SMW castle theme - i thought that was obvious)
@@urboidarkwin This my second reply.
pog you did a thing
SMW
Wait why you only have one like
Who played will u
Aka me
I love this channel experiments, so good
0:41 *looks at a wii u "i don't even remember what this is" that is too fucking relatable.
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT"
-GDColon 2020
First imposter now colen. Where is The Enflish language?
@@seve8791 I Dint's knoe
@@swisha1385 r/whooosh
@@seve8791 r/woooooooooosh
@@swisha1385 ?
are we just going to ignore the spinning duck in the backround of his intro?
Rotating duck with flippers
ruclips.net/video/lknzALc0NeA/видео.html here 10 hour version of duck
Yeah
yes
Yes
8:42
bro was way too comfortable with that movement 💀💀💀💀
💀
5:19 I can imagine him wanting to go down a line and violently punching the enter key lmao
This is the kind of content I'm subscribed for
I’m the first like and reply before this is famous
ayy only 9 likes here? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemon cak.
e
only 42 like?
SPINNING DUCK ARRIVED
h
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
weeeeew
Y O S
i want to spin around too :)
0:16 I immediately thought of the donkey kong bongo controller things (or whatever they’re called) lmao
“I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE”
-GD Colon
Next, geometry dash on spagetti!
on spagetti
@@ioanamihailescubria4261 yeah
@@cultisttt wait you seem familiar
@@Silvermoonmaker maybe because i play battle Cats and geometry Dash like you?
*Clubstep Monster made of Spagetti*
8:46
Colon being Npesta part 2
Also the outro theme is Options by Frums
It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.
It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.
@@janKepi Woops, accidentally got them mixed up. Thanks for the correction
I love you dude keep up the good content :D
The dead serious face on colon always gets me
colon: *smashes the enter key as fast as he can*
enter key: harder daddy OwO
colon: what?
enter key: what?
what? Chain
thank you jerkrat
@@GDColon no
its the map pack guy
@@GDColon you are welcome :)
5:03 “oh I got all three coins” ... who’s gonna tell him?
meme me
16:42
"This thing is basically just the wii but... u."
Me: No not me
21:26
Colon being funni: What did u expect me to use this for?
Everyone else: idk it just came up randomly for some reason lol
7:01 "Enter is also a letter on the keyboard." Wise words of GD Cologne~2021
Colon: * sets enter key on phone *
Also colon: *S M A S H* *
Lol
**shows wii u**
"honestly i don't even remember what this one is"
i don't blame you
I own one how dare you
O sht I thought it was a vita lololol I'm dumb af
I own one how dare u
”Wait what, you can go down there?” (11:09)
and then an ad starts playing
Fun fact: Colon recorded this video with a potato!
At least the handcam
1:15 duelo maestro: am I a joke to you?
8:34 me at 3am on a Saturday be like
Underrated comment
Rated comment
"Using an app called steam link, you can use the phone as a controller"
Of you could just, download GD for mobile?
19:20 Aperture Science
Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him
GD Colon: "I don't know what this is"
Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BET" that is the funniest thing I've heard today
"bet"?
beat no bet
@@inkysplats1408 you think i give a shit
@Max Kathirgamanathan i still don’t give a fucking shit
@@therealbengam what an angry man
I’m very happy the first thing you said when you saw Kirby was “Kirb! Kirb! Poyo poyo!”
10:46
Colon: Ooo Tight!
Me: Andddd... thats what he said.
21:22 I love that Colon will always be a man of culture.
8:40
"BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT AAAAHD3URDHEHC9REHVHU"
"I'M LITERALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW"
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT"
ah fuf someone beat me to it
wait...
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmymeattoit
YES
r/cursedcomments
YT/cursedcomments
@@soda9573 yes
*Preheat Oven to 475°F*
RobTop: I'm not even gonna ask what this is...
I love the giant enter key, LOL
Colon: Honestly, I don't remember what this one is.
Me: *Cries in Wii U being my only console*
*colen*
It was my first console
I like the Wii U (MaRiO mAkEr)
The enter key part where he plays the jitter click is Priceless
Man got more exercise than he has in 8 years
THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT‼️ 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
I miss the videos where instead of the kitsune, it was his face for 10 minutes
colan staring into the camera slowly tilting his head talking in his naturally monochrome voice with a duck in the background arms down to his side him barely take a second to breathe and watching his body not move besides the very subtle movements from basic things like blinking is very very scary
I like how colon is getting more and more natural in front of the camera you can see in older videos hes really robotic lol
ai learns
Seeing him use the giant enter key makes me wanna have one
Ikr
3:32 "wheres my brain?"
Famous last words
0:45 koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are!
8:50 “THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT!!” 😂😂
You do know people who uses emojis dont get comments alot right
@@catmeow5281 well i just did
typical facebook comment
@@thegreatjan ikr
@@thegreatjan no one cares
17:50 Hey Colon wanna know that's Pokémon? You can see the psychic type symbol at the end and you can also see the 'Haunter' Pokémon in the background
OHHHHHHH
There’s actually ghastly’s whole evo line (ghastly, haunter, gengar)
@@CarvedHauntsCollects oh thats so cool i didnt notice that i only saw haunter
@@CarvedHauntsCollects when you're so used to ghast that gastly sounds weird:
@@ErckDaClerck Wait I just realized I spelt it ghastly and not gastly (the right spelling)
1:14
Duelo Maestro 👌
6:19 banger mashup
*pulls down second worst selling nintendo console controller that everyone hates*
Colon: “Honestly, I dont even know what this one is”
Man I loved playing with that thing..
Me too and just A week ago my mom bought me when Waker HD and now I feel surreal offended
that thing is my childhood
@@devolvable5763 yeah me too, i like the wii u its just a joke comment
Colon: This is a video of me playing with different controllers.
The video: *Colon flexing on how much cool technology he has*
16:46 colon, mate, theres a *VIRTUAL BOY*
I love this type of content
"Nintendo switch is good, controller-wise"
-RobTop
Colon should try to hook up GD to the light switch or something.
Or to a fridge door
Or to grass blades
Or to his eyes
Guest at his house: *is epileptic*
Colon who hooked up gd to the light: SHAKE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING
Or his stomach
He did better with a giant enter key than I do normally when I am playing good lol
Here’s how to make piggyback mode:
1. Place a line right above the character
2. Place a move trigger directly under it and set it to lock to player Y and Z for 9999 seconds
3. Make sure it is on 2 player mode
4. Place a gravity portal so the player on top falls onto the line
I just realised he’s wearing an OwO UwU shirt
Yes
cring
@@gloz6662 cringles cringe and pringles
YEAH
NOOO COLON WHYYY
Seeing Colon smash a giant enter key for some reason brings joy to me
his reaction to the jitterclick challenge is hilarious
GDColon:talking
the backround: duck
I like how he set chapters for each item just in case we needed it.
I just got in my school break and u uploaded great timing
5:51 I DARE YOU TO PLAY DEADLOCKED WITH GIANT ENTER KEY
5:52 Colons dad: yes I am
Next video: Beating Kenos with Nintendo switch joy-cons.
He says "I can't wait for 2.2"
plot twist: *it's never coming out*
*Sad body colon noises*
And when I mean body colon it's the organ
Noooo
@@williamboodoo4021 no indeed no
Funny very funny #Kazuma TV
When he said “I don’t even know what this one is” that made me cry😂
8:08 I am dead because of laughing
8:46 colon sounds like an enderman when it dies
7:02 HM YES MY FAVORITE LETTER
E N T E R
Good point
"Did you lube the switches with Krytox 205g0 on the enter key" --A keyboard enthusiast
I like how colon has a giant enter key laying around
8:33 only mobile players like me feel this pain
Edit: WOW! Thx so much for 38 likes!
Lol ikr
Why? spamming on mobile is like the easiest thing ever, its way easier than on mouse
@@nrreno really?
@@kham_pastgom yes. You have 10 fingers that can be used on mobile, but you can really only use up to 4-5 fingers on mouse/keyboard
@@mrutherford1106 Let me tell you: sometimes you tap with 3-4 fingers the same time, and unlike mobile, in PC there're many ways to spam