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  • Published on Apr 18, 2026

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  • @toasteroven7683
    @toasteroven7683 4 years ago +650

    5:57 This is the most exercise colon has gotten in 7 years.

  • @JU4N1T0
    @JU4N1T0 5 years ago +1592

    I can just picture him coding something and then he’s SLAMS the enter key

    • @EthanHasnt
      @EthanHasnt 5 years ago +6

      Wait a minutr ruclips.net/video/h2WygHkAyT4/video.html
      He does

    • @Skridur
      @Skridur 5 years ago +11

      heh, slam

    • @hyphe1337
      @hyphe1337 5 years ago +10

      @EthanHasnt hehe slam go brrr

    • @MirageTheWitch3
      @MirageTheWitch3 5 years ago +17

      He showed some footage of that on the texture randomiser video

    • @eyecu3094
      @eyecu3094 5 years ago +3

      Me too

  • @squirtle747
    @squirtle747 2 years ago +20

    19:20 Aperture Science

  • @TheRealWL9
    @TheRealWL9 5 years ago +373

    "Enter is also a letter on the keyboard."
    - Colon 2020

  • @Vex-t4u
    @Vex-t4u 5 years ago +963

    I like how he changed the colors for the joy-cons

  • @DerpOKat21
    @DerpOKat21 4 years ago +39

    Don't Worry Colon, you're not the only one who makes weird noises while playing video games.

  • @mauricio0309
    @mauricio0309 5 years ago +2179

    He looks like one of those npc’s that just move their mouths when they talk with no emotions

  • @mr.sir229v
    @mr.sir229v 5 years ago +515

    “Are ya winning son.”
    8:42

  • @aerogdz
    @aerogdz 8 months ago +16

    0:00 Why is he staring into my soul like that

  • @emmygreenstickman9499
    @emmygreenstickman9499 5 years ago +355

    13:38
    *”Wait, it’s all Stereo Madness?”*
    *”Always has been”*

  • @jaxon-t9983
    @jaxon-t9983 5 years ago +1223

    GD Colon: *Picks up Wii U gamepad*
    “I don’t know what this is”
    *Sad Wii U noises*

    • @sentientvoid
      @sentientvoid 5 years ago +23

      i gave a "bruh really" kinda face when he said that

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine 5 years ago +20

      Kinda understandable tho
      Like who wants to remember the wii u

    • @vuice6601
      @vuice6601 5 years ago +36

      @NotFine me

    • @yeahman70
      @yeahman70 5 years ago +44

      The Wii U is amazing

    • @TheHeaTerYT
      @TheHeaTerYT 5 years ago +9

      @yeahman70 Yea same

  • @Jason_gaming17
    @Jason_gaming17 7 months ago +7

    5:18 Bro's phone: why

  • @dangerousjGD
    @dangerousjGD 5 years ago +161

    8:43
    When your parents walk in without knocking

    • @Oudo-x6j
      @Oudo-x6j 10 months ago +1

      @dangerousjGD But instead of enter it’s Ctrl+W

  • @george-mz7id
    @george-mz7id 4 years ago +618

    His voice normally: innocent teen voice
    His voice when he loses: Demonic screeches

  • @kashskitchen7178
    @kashskitchen7178 3 years ago +23

    Everybody gangsta till colon beats bloodbath with a dance dance revolution foot pad

  • @notlarry4905
    @notlarry4905 5 years ago +709

    SPINNING DUCK ARRIVED

  • @funslapin6663
    @funslapin6663 5 years ago +187

    gd colon next:
    "inventing new controllers to play GD with!"

    • @Dexzler
      @Dexzler 3 years ago

      Gd colon nexter

    • @ThemeRBLX
      @ThemeRBLX 3 years ago

      So this button that is super big makes u jump and this one is for the ship, this is the bla bla bla bla

  • @md005-t9b
    @md005-t9b 3 months ago +2

    8:44 GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO AAAHHH, AAHHH, THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT!!

  • @celam5761
    @celam5761 5 years ago +139

    “I know the ship part”
    *Dies instantly*

  • @mathbrooo
    @mathbrooo 5 years ago +80

    "Enter is a letter on the keyboard"
    -Colon 2020

    • @Skridur
      @Skridur 5 years ago +3

      Makes no sence. You got multiple

    • @mathbrooo
      @mathbrooo 5 years ago +1

      @Sean Lorhenz Java yeah that's the thing

    • @bagofcoolness
      @bagofcoolness 5 years ago +1

      E for enter

  • @haiimgabriel
    @haiimgabriel 4 years ago +7

    Girls during puberty: Ugh I hate EVERYONE! They’e so annoying!
    Boys during puberty: 8:42

  • @LagBack
    @LagBack 5 years ago +99

    "So i used auto key to rebind the enter key.."
    "No, i dont have a girlfriend why'd you ask?"

    • @mate_on_f7916
      @mate_on_f7916 5 years ago +3

      I don't get it

    • @pyrule
      @pyrule 5 years ago +6

      the joke is he just randomly said it out of nowhere without context whatsoever.

    • @RBLXGiveaway
      @RBLXGiveaway 5 years ago +6

      i thinks its because he plays games and does game challenges for a living, instead of going outside and meeting girls

    • @A_I_X
      @A_I_X Year ago +4

      @RBLXGiveaway what are girls

  • @epikdude243
    @epikdude243 4 years ago +99

    whenever he turns on his webcam he looks like hes doing a presentation and explaining something

  • @RRusTTInBlood
    @RRusTTInBlood 4 years ago +18

    8:49 SUS

  • @minebar9576
    @minebar9576 5 years ago +98

    "THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT"
    -GDColon 2020

    • @seve8791
      @seve8791 5 years ago +1

      First imposter now colen. Where is The Enflish language?

    • @Hope1353
      @Hope1353 5 years ago +1

      @seve8791 I Dint's knoe

    • @seve8791
      @seve8791 5 years ago +1

      @Hope1353 r/whooosh

    • @Hope1353
      @Hope1353 5 years ago +1

      @seve8791 r/woooooooooosh

    • @seve8791
      @seve8791 5 years ago +1

      @Hope1353 ?

  • @johnnypickles47
    @johnnypickles47 5 years ago +94

    Imagine what his parents are thinking at 8:34

  • @NoiselessYT
    @NoiselessYT 2 years ago +1

    1:14
    Duelo Maestro 👌

  • @jackdawe7327
    @jackdawe7327 5 years ago +37

    1:15 duelo maestro: am I a joke to you?

  • @Lemoncak3
    @Lemoncak3 5 years ago +603

    This is the kind of content I'm subscribed for

  • @RockSolidLegend
    @RockSolidLegend 3 years ago +3

    Bro he turned into Npesta at 8:46

  • @mega0389
    @mega0389 5 years ago +299

    are we just going to ignore the spinning duck in the backround of his intro?

  • @hyphe1337
    @hyphe1337 5 years ago +67

    Seeing him use the giant enter key makes me wanna have one

  • @spruzeyYT
    @spruzeyYT 4 years ago +15

    Everybody: listening to gd colon
    Me: listening to the duck circling
    0:01

  • @Gust3883
    @Gust3883 5 years ago +44

    21:22 I love that Colon will always be a man of culture.

  • @cultisttt
    @cultisttt 5 years ago +80

    Next, geometry dash on spagetti!

  • @Mrcapychata
    @Mrcapychata Year ago +1

    0:00 SPINNING DUCK

  • @jamesgames4380
    @jamesgames4380 5 years ago +94

    The enter key part where he plays the jitter click is Priceless

    • @joanneheys6585
      @joanneheys6585 3 years ago +3

      Man got more exercise than he has in 8 years

    • @JimminyJones27
      @JimminyJones27 2 years ago +7

      THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT‼️ 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

  • @JoSephGD
    @JoSephGD 5 years ago +64

    Wow, not a minute in and taking a jab at the Wii U gamepad!
    Ok I'm interested

  • @shiptoster
    @shiptoster 3 years ago +3

    "hey wanna play geometry dash?"
    "sure"
    "grab a joy-con"

  • @hehemotorsikle831
    @hehemotorsikle831 5 years ago +13

    "Nintendo switch is good, controller-wise"
    -RobTop

  • @lerostudios2050
    @lerostudios2050 5 years ago +55

    Colon: * sets enter key on phone *
    Also colon: *S M A S H* *

  • @powerxjohnplays586
    @powerxjohnplays586 4 years ago +2

    A tv remote

  • @thischannelisbad9177
    @thischannelisbad9177 5 years ago +57

    Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him
    GD Colon: "I don't know what this is"
    Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010

  • @ammmreal
    @ammmreal 5 years ago +87

    I like how colon is getting more and more natural in front of the camera you can see in older videos hes really robotic lol

  • @Purple_guyGD
    @Purple_guyGD 2 years ago +3

    0:33 cries in mobile player

  • @drrianblox
    @drrianblox 5 years ago +66

    5:03 “oh I got all three coins” ... who’s gonna tell him?

  • @HaltingThomas10
    @HaltingThomas10 5 years ago +13

    Next video: Beating Kenos with Nintendo switch joy-cons.

  • @Usecodepair-x3j
    @Usecodepair-x3j Year ago +2

    5:54 Heavy breathing

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 5 years ago +40

    **shows wii u**
    "honestly i don't even remember what this one is"
    i don't blame you

  • @lioncaat7961
    @lioncaat7961 5 years ago +17

    Colon: This is a video of me playing with different controllers.
    The video: *Colon flexing on how much cool technology he has*

  • @meisemre009yt
    @meisemre009yt 22 days ago +1

    0:43 wii u

  • @TheBlub
    @TheBlub 5 years ago +10

    Seeing Colon smash a giant enter key for some reason brings joy to me

  • @juliemantarctica
    @juliemantarctica 5 years ago +79

    I just realised he’s wearing an OwO UwU shirt

  • @booferguy
    @booferguy 2 years ago +2

    “I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE”
    -GD Colon

  • @therealbengam
    @therealbengam 5 years ago +91

    "THE MEAT HAS BEEN BET" that is the funniest thing I've heard today

  • @UnusedPing
    @UnusedPing 5 years ago +10

    “ I don’t know much stuff but I know you can make buttons do things “
    - Colon 2020

  • @md005-t9b
    @md005-t9b 6 months ago +1

    13:51 cmon give me explorers

  • @br4veness_07
    @br4veness_07 5 years ago +5

    16:48 have you ever heard about the virtual boy

  • @jams3456
    @jams3456 5 years ago +54

    8:34 me at 3am on a Saturday be like

  • @itskiwibird
    @itskiwibird 3 years ago +5

    “The meat is beat” lmaoooo

  • @sunnybg
    @sunnybg 5 years ago +4

    13:05 ay look at this duck

  • @Bruzen
    @Bruzen 5 years ago +8

    Me: *Sees notification*
    Also me: clicks the video
    Colon: “I don’t know what this is”
    Me: “How dare you disrespect my child hood!”

  • @SomebodyElsePorygonZ
    @SomebodyElsePorygonZ 11 months ago +1

    Bro is 100% being held at gunpoint in the intro

  • @KopsGD
    @KopsGD 5 years ago +18

    Colon never just plays the game. He always finds some incredible way to make it cooler!

  • @qiangdalong3982
    @qiangdalong3982 5 years ago +8

    I was like: “Oh, Colon is into music production?”
    And was slightly disappointed.

  • @epic_diamond
    @epic_diamond 9 months ago +1

    4:30 This truly aged like wine/cheese

  • @th0rnzofawarrior
    @th0rnzofawarrior 5 years ago +40

    "Its this artifact"
    Me: it's not an an artifact, it's an ancient device

  • @huntship924
    @huntship924 5 years ago +4

    I love how you have a OwO staring at you the whole time in the cam

  • @thestoryofstickmanYT
    @thestoryofstickmanYT 9 months ago +1

    13:11 your launchpad is music to create

  • @Bluer_Light803
    @Bluer_Light803 5 years ago +7

    0:43 that’s a Wii U

  • @Gian.carlos15
    @Gian.carlos15 5 years ago +9

    I just got in my school break and u uploaded great timing

  • @RobinDaHood_
    @RobinDaHood_ 2 years ago +2

    3:32 "wheres my brain?"
    Famous last words

  • @ivc27
    @ivc27 5 years ago +6

    Colon’s videos are as scarcely uploaded as the time between solar eclipses

  • @v0x291
    @v0x291 5 years ago +5

    so many things he says during this video can be taken out of context and i love it

  • @ambergd0344
    @ambergd0344 Year ago +2

    The "Honestly i don't know know what this is" to the Wii U hurt me inside :(

  • @rusz8182
    @rusz8182 5 years ago +15

    8:50 what

  • @ilEagle3696
    @ilEagle3696 5 years ago +6

    So i think that the most notable multiplayer lvl is piggyback
    Sad duelo maestro/master dual noises

  • @orohana2546
    @orohana2546 Year ago +4

    Play the enter key with your foot

  • @crow2781
    @crow2781 5 years ago +8

    The guy who singed fingerdash who plays gd on a wii: Finally, a worthy opponent!

  • @Lucia_5217
    @Lucia_5217 5 years ago +5

    I felt that when he said he couldn't remeber what the Wii u gamepad was called

  • @Malicious_Intent7
    @Malicious_Intent7 3 years ago +2

    5:51 I DARE YOU TO PLAY DEADLOCKED WITH GIANT ENTER KEY

  • @thequipster4114
    @thequipster4114 5 years ago +56

    Colon: “Slamming the enter key is hard”
    GD Mobile players: First time?

  • @farma_z4901
    @farma_z4901 5 years ago +6

    I just like his OwO shirt

  • @GDKentry
    @GDKentry 2 years ago +2

    8:50 the what was what

  • @miwiki6
    @miwiki6 5 years ago +7

    meanwhile, in the tags of this video
    "nantendo" "castlevania" "gd colon being a complete idiot for like 20 minutes"

  • @thenickstrikebetter
    @thenickstrikebetter 5 years ago +40

    Colon should try to hook up GD to the light switch or something.

  • @robotixIIIX2017
    @robotixIIIX2017 3 years ago +2

    6:19 banger mashup

  • @xRaffa
    @xRaffa 5 years ago +4

    I like how the last chapter literally just says BYE

  • @DeathMane
    @DeathMane 5 years ago +5

    "The meat has been beat!" GD Colon 2020

  • @zKyouki
    @zKyouki Year ago +2

    me and the 9 other people like the wiiu 18:19

  • @NatheerTheExample
    @NatheerTheExample 5 years ago +9

    5:08 for the entire level only look at his face cam, the Enter key and never felt such pain before

  • @sheenage7578
    @sheenage7578 5 years ago +52

    “I don’t want to bash it too hard, it looks nice” - me to my wife

  • @jxavier1235
    @jxavier1235 4 years ago +4

    8:51 THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT😂

  • @Xplayz99
    @Xplayz99 5 years ago +5

    GD colon: chilled and calm playing geometry dash
    Me: screaming and panicking

  • @AebbronPuff12
    @AebbronPuff12 5 years ago +16

    Colon: Honestly, I don't remember what this one is.
    Me: *Cries in Wii U being my only console*

  • @kops9701
    @kops9701 3 years ago +3

    The dead serious face on colon always gets me

  • @mariieett010
    @mariieett010 5 years ago +8

    i was literally watching the one where he was playing a Mario medium demon, and a Mario ad came on ._.

  • @nolanstone7533
    @nolanstone7533 5 years ago +4

    I like how the default screen on Colon's PC is a 3D model of a spinning duck.

  • @void.z
    @void.z 3 years ago +2

    the end tho lmao

  • @jams3456
    @jams3456 5 years ago +17

    *pulls down second worst selling nintendo console controller that everyone hates*
    Colon: “Honestly, I dont even know what this one is”

    • @solypsis3915
      @solypsis3915 5 years ago +1

      Man I loved playing with that thing..

    • @MyMothLamp
      @MyMothLamp 5 years ago +1

      Me too and just A week ago my mom bought me when Waker HD and now I feel surreal offended

    • @devolvable5763
      @devolvable5763 3 years ago

      that thing is my childhood

    • @jams3456
      @jams3456 3 years ago +1

      @devolvable5763 yeah me too, i like the wii u its just a joke comment