Making Terrible Geometry Dash Ads
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- Опубликовано: 19 мар 2019
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If you're reading this, Mike is better than Gary 
Игры
I hate the ones that say,
*"i NeVeR kNeW aNxIeTy UnTiL nOw."*
I never knew anxiety until now
Yep, I've saw that one which advertises 'Crowd City'.
I hate every single one
Mobile game devs: Hahahaha guys we're so relatable
I feel like it's making fun of people with actual anxiety.
He should’ve added “I can’t reach pink level 😱😱😭”
Silverheart r/whoooosh
MegaMushroomBoi Get a life and stop using overused subreddits.
He technically did get the joke
Ratio
WahLeed So true
(hexagon force)
I know XD
“I can never get past that part.” Also colon: has 100% on hexagon force
Becouse this jump is weird. I also have 100% on this level, but that part was lucky
@@Mistrz-mw4db yea I can get past it paranormally easily
@@Mistrz-mw4dbNo, just clik 2 da musik
@@Mistrz-mw4dbit's not a jump -_-
There are multiple jumps in that part
"if you can pass this level in 1 attempt you're legally skilled"
level: silent clubstep
Paqoe:
these ads are better than even helix jump
i can't reach pink color
GD Colon haha!
Yees
Yea u right
and helix jumps actually sucks 100% all natural pp so that's easy
What about "only 0.000001 percent can pass"?
nobody:
0.000001 percent of people:
ePiC wIcToRy RoYaLe
W i c t o r y
Ads: 0.000001 percent can pass
Game: 0.000001 percent can fail
Welp this proves I’m shit at geometry dash
Only 0 can
Also he forgot: if you beat this level, (stereo madness) you are left-brained
"If you beat payload in geometry dash world, you are a part of 0.000000001% of players"
7:10 that cursed Dry Out song is fits well with this cursed masterpiece of sarcasm. Lit props
its pitched to avoid copyright, not intentional
make a playable ad then if you die it says “TRY AGAIN” and then when you tap on “TRY AGAIN” it sends you to the download page
Futures Past OMG NOW THATS REAL PAIN MY DUDE/GURL
now hold on satan
Exploding kittens. noice. (Profile icon)
And the ad is so fricking laggy, it FORCES the death and all by lagging
T r o l l e d
“its harder than it looks” *plays stereo madness*
only 1% can pass this level 😥
*bloodbath*
i cant reach pink color
*icon menu*
3
S K E P P Y
But you need to admit that you needed at least 50 attempts in your first try xd
It’s Actually Easy
You could make the ad: "Only 1% of players can beat this level" with stereo madness in the back🤣
Better Back on Track
YES
Auto level.
@@inatalissimoyou are a god
@@super_duolingo324 I meant to put auto level and "only 0.001 % can pass".
13:55 the fact that I got a geometry dash ad after this part💀
I hate those ads that say things like
*”i cAnT pAsS lEvEl 2”*
They are stoopid
every time i sea one of theese i think lol noob
@Jhordan Games beaten nope i am deathmoon
I can't pass leVeL 0
You stole that ad
"Only 500 people in the planet can beat this"
Level: *auto*
Only one guy can complete this level
* shows pink corruption, the first level of jsab*
@@gamesgo6724 whAt
That's not even a level tho
@@mysticmelodic jsab is just shapes and beats a game kinda like geometry dash but not really
@@rienkaraj2460 I know. Pink corruption is not a level in Jsab lmfao
@@gamesgo6724 that just a fanmade animation series lol
This video honestly made me reflect on the low effort they put in those ads irl
This was the first gd colon vid i ever watched. Been a fan ever since.
Same, I first watched this video way back in 2020 and later came back to it because this is my favorite GD Colon video.
GDcolon: **makes this video**
Robtop: I suddenly got an idea for advertisments
Blue Sheep LAMO
God colon WHY
@@BannedFromTikTok Lamo. Lmao
Nooooooo!!!
Outstanding move.
There's also some ads where they put a fake X button in the corner so when you tap on it it brings you to their game download page
edit as of June 30 2019: wow never gotten this much likes lmao
september 12 2020: WTF 5.3K LIKES AND 196 REPLIES
thx yellow diamond
I actually hate those i thought it was a mistake but no i had tap every corner just to get out of this monstrosity of a fucking World war rising, defense style ad thingy
I KNOW RIGHT FFFFFF
I hate that
I flippin hate that
*thanos snaps self*
3:19 WAIT WAS THAT SEGA?
It was and sonic(MY FAV GAME)
@@Eah16sonic wave is a game that’s crazy
Average minded gd player @@Purpleboi877
Seeeeegaaaaaa
@@Gulshanlifestyletranslated:
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This video is almost 4 years old and yet the mobile game Ads are still as bad, if not worse.
I love the ads where they're like "I CAN'T GET PAST THIS PART!" and show footage of a person getting past that part.
cherry IKR XDDD
In the 110th person to like
@@Raccthusiast *i c a n ' t r e a c h p i n k b l e a c h*
Autistic people just don't get it...
201st like
You forgot “Doctors say that if you play geometry dash 15 minutes a day, you’ll get smarter”
don't forget "One game Neuroscientists are BEGGING people over the age of 5 to play!!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!11!"
You’ll get better at geometry
technically true. you get smarter with reaction time
Hmmmmmm NOICE?
@@CyberSZ it's immortal
2:58 "Yeah this'll do"
* cuts 83738 hours of colon screaming *
The "Play Now" would be perfect with the wrong pusab lel
Yeah lol
Now that I think of it rob has never actually made a legit ad for GD xd
Yeah, the only ad I saw was one on steam
ive seen one, its just stereo madness gameplay. no context lol
But I mean an actual ad, like a popup.
I’ve gotten a gd ad before
I’ve gotten a pop up saying you can play GD Meltdown
the ads are always sped up a bit because our attention spans apparently aren't long enough for normal gameplay
What did you change your name to?
@@crazycatlady7326 to "Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it."
pain this has to be whoosh bait
Mia Montemayor
Shoulda asked what he changed it from
@@empathydoesnotexist1200 now that i think about it, i could get r/whooshed
6:21
The funniest part is that geometry dash isnt even available on google play anymore due to lack of updates
I love the background of summit’s end screen as a gif. Did you actually beat the game, or did you just grab it off of some rand website?
Ads be like:
"99.99% of people cant reach the finish line!"
*PROCEEDS TO JUMP OF THE CLIFF WHILE LITERALLY 1 STEP AWAY FROM THE FINISH LINE*
*going up against a boss*
_proceeds to literally barely collect any people to help him out_
*99999999.9999999 Of PeOplE CaNt ReAcH PiNk* fucking proceeds to fall into the water/lava like 100 times on purpose
99.99% of people can’t reach the finish
*stereo madness*
1% of people cant finish the easiest parkour
*proceeds to jump of a cliff when close to the finish line*
@@realphantam i beat stereo madness. I'm the 1%
Lvl 1 Crook
Lvl 20 Pro
Lvl 35 Knobbelboy
lv 100 riot
Lvl 999999999 GODZILLA
@@Anti-zu1tp lvl 9999 sailent
lvl infinite wargack
@@Anti-zu1tp lvl omega kidminer
That’s the best ending I’ve ever seen. “I’m not sure if I understand.”
I remember i was watching this stream in the morning while playing codm season 6.God i miss that day.It felt good for no reason
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Level: takes 10.000000001 seconds to finish
And then people do this in 3 seconds
If you do this in 0.000001 seconds you are legally a pumpkin
ONLY 1% CAN GET TO LEVEL 20!!!
It's actually called legaly skill
“I can’t pass level 2”
*well I mean we are talking about back on track*
Stereo madness is harder
@@OpposingPhoenix fork you
@@gen2742 wow...
*why is this still a meme ;-;*
Why are you guys even talking about which 3* level is harder like wtf bots
“no one can reach pink cube”
3 years later i still laugh so much, I've watched it too many times
oNlY 0.01% oF peOplE CaN bEaT tHiS lEvEl
The ad: *LITERALLY THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD*
if you win level 1 you have 2p292929292929299292929292929292922929292922 IQ
If you reach pink color you are smarter than albert einstein
@@_af_2821 why alwyas the pink color?
@@Jevonuh well idk
Relate
"I can't reach pink color"
"0.0000% can pass"
"*insert fake X icon*"
**insert fake playable ad**
"99.9999 repeating % fail!"
"I sold my soul..."
Edit: And who could forget...
"This game ruined my life!"
"I haven't slept in..."
**Can't solve easy """"""puzzle""""""**
yup. that's about right
Actually I dont know why The pink color
Michael Johnson true
OOPS
No no no, it has to be spelled "colour"
Ali u get subscriber THE REAL ALIA GETS A SUBSCRIBER jk u get sub
I didn’t even notice there was music, I’m just so used to ignoring while making random SMM2 levels.
“Making ads in geometry dash”
Me:
RUclips: ad in 3…2…1…
D-Did he just trick us into watching 21 minutes of Geometry Dash ads?
No
Maybe
Yesn't
Nes
Yes yes yes yes yes yes YES
"YOU CAN WIN REAL MONEY WITH THIS GAME 😱😱🤑🤑"
edit: I predicted COEMS 🤑 2 yrs ago no way
Loll
Those ones are so annoying
Yeah lol
ruclips.net/video/oO_P4HJQeXo/видео.html
@@punishercodm3100 dat sus bro
Me: *hits the skip button for an ad playing before the vid*
Also me: *intentionally watches a video on ads that are bad on purpose*
While you were making the Ninja one, I literally got an ad and it said “Can you do better?”
I found this on my recommended page and was not disappointed
Same
Sssssaaaaammmmmeeeee
Me to
My Mom 😂| My Dad😤
Sameeee
Download geometry dash now!
Available on iOS and App Store!
Android: *TRIGGERED*
But I have Samsung and it's Android And I can STILL get geometry dash
Also get it on the android and google play!!!!!!
Steam: *TRIGGERED*
GET GEOMETRY DASH ON STEAM!
Lol
I have android
this was the first colon vid i saw
its still super nostagic
The “fail” thing on the end would be the best
"You never know what legal issues..."
Badvertisers don't care about legal issues. They will literally use footage from another game to advertise their own game.
And its always so obvious
Imagine they use this vid to advertise a horrible geometry dash remake.
And other people's RUclips videos. I've seen that a couple times.
Sad right
How do they keep getting away with these things?
>appears to be newb
>has this super awesome death effect
seems legit
GoldenBrian Gaming that was what i was thinking
At least get rid of it
Stop copying 4chan, you fucking normie.
@@194_SS wot
@@panigd00 don't worry, you just don't know about it.
I remeber this being the first ever video I watched of you. good times
imaging editing a video about editing a video in the same software lol. well done
“I cAn’t ReaCh pInK lEveL.”
There is no pink level in certain games why can’t people realize that about their own game.
Yeah yeah i know that add too i saw it from the game that u have to push off so many people
"pink level" are insane levels
Because they want people to play
'Pink' stands for girl
Girl stands for love
The game creators can't find love
@@AngryFrog224 except for good game devs, they can find love
lol
how about
only 1% can pass this level
then use stereo madne--
Lol
Stereo madness?
No, Back on Track
No Noob Just Not Your Request Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob Noob
@@eddieprince5511 how old are you
GD colon: creates dreadful geometry dash ads.
Robtop: hmm...
Robtop again: *adds all GD colon's ads into advertising*.
Colon : I am blocking the word ninja from the chat
Me : ninya😂
"That's low quality but I don't even care"
Ads : "That's perfect for us"
Spencer oximina yes
Yes
These are absolutely terrible and I hate them. Well done!
Slithium oh ok
@@cz_08 makes sense right?
Isn’t that the point of all ads?
Btw I AM EUGINE
Me too.
@@mecanicsI 😂
This video is still one one of my favourite gd colon vids for some reason
Fun fact :you can get emoji on the computer by alt Search and space at the same time
“OnLy 1% cAn pASs ThIs LeVel”
"OnLy 0.69420% cAn pASs ThIs LeVel"
@@k3nzxzaz081 haha epic funny numbers haha
Only 0% can pass this level
Level: auto
Level : *just rob n' tops*
WeLp
No-one:
Literally no-one:
Terrible game ads: *i cAn'T gEt pAsT lEvEl 0*
No-one:
Literally no-one:
Really terrible game ads:I caN’t InSTalL ThiS GaMe
Nobody:
Game ads: i cAn'T gEt pAsT lEvEl -1
i would like this but it’s at 69 likes
@@flamewolfgaming1926 oh my god 😂
Gd Level 0?
......
I Know, Bloodbath!
1:20 the recorder ended because you went fullscreen and out and when you do that it stops
i love how you use the smm2 ground (edit mode) music
Imagine seeing one of these ads in one of his videos, THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
That just happened to me lol
it bc i have 195$s
i got one of his ads as i was playing WAO
Xd
@@jacobflamesus9841 same
Helix jump what?
Tomb of the mask? Nevet heard of it
Geometry dash is where it's at
Yes
Insane Difficulty GD your levels in the map packs are *so mf inconsistent*
@@nw3473 *HAPPY GLASS INTENSIFIES*
You forgot Snake Block, That game where you use hole creatures to eat a city, and the game where you have to find a picture in a bunch of shapes. (If anyone knows what those last 2 are called, please tell me so I can edit this comment)
Ngl tomb of the mask aint bad
when colon was playing polargeist he listed most song creators except for step (who made polargeist.)
the best part about this is that i got an ad just like the first one right after LMAO
I once saw an ad about “my grandma” playing a game and the eggplant emoji was there...
Bruh why did people put an _eggplant_ emoji. An *_EGGPLANT_* emoji.
ah yes so the grandma Is a ...
@I am very retarded i was thinking.. sumtin else
O_ iced LOL
O_ iced oH GoD
Those ad’s that say “Tap to start!” And when you tap it brings you to their website/AppStore 😒
OMG yeah so annoying they just want you to download it rn
Omg so true lol
Gawd I hate those
Or the fake X
Yeah that’s annoying
Colon : shrink a little bit
*shrinks completly*
10:23 I suggest you use a spinning effect and about 2 seconds of upbeat music like dry out or something like that and then your set to go
When you find out the video was sponsered by geometry dash
ZanyVic oof
69th like.
What can I say, Except you’re welco-
@@317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Really?
6:49 I wasn’t paying attention much and actually thought I got an ad lmao
Lol
when I clicked that I8 legit got an ad ;-;
I got ad there
When I red this I got an ad
I GOT AN AD WHYY
Him: *making an ad peacefully*
Some random guy: *sends a $1.99 donation with a message saying "HELP IM STUCK IN A PRINGLE CAN AAAAAAA"or something like that*
add a footage gameplay of deadlocked and then make sure your webcam is on and then say random things when you crash and after 3 attempts add a geometry dash play now picture thingy.
Dad: **Is better than My Mom**
Me: Wait... That's Illegal
@superminecraft legodude socikopath? I think you mean sociopath
How would anyone even know?
He’s not here.
@@elliotb8782 Um they meant psychopath... sociopath is pronounced way differently...
Dragonviper Legend.
@@MsBabydoll6 bro it literally starts with the first four letters of sociopath
You forgot the ad where it’s like:
ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN GET PAST 50%!!
XD this video is great BTW :p
I did that. I beat the level in fact.
@@Deadchannel547 r/woooosh
98,67% FAIL
Mr. Fancy Fox nope, r/whoooosh to you sir
You mean all of them?
I love the loud super mario maker 2 music in the background
I love your Celeste background one of my fav games to be honest
this just goes to show that there goes literally no effort in making these.
If you do advertisements,then do it good,i really wanna to see some good 30 seconds ad and not these
@@user-cv2my8ck5d i know they are so cringe and absolutely no effort put into them, heck even a 7 year old could make it
69th like
@@styq nice
A 6 year old could probably make a better ad than these mobile ad makers
*10 Days Later:*
Me: Oh is this a GD ad on YT? Ok let’s watch.
Colon on the ad: WOW, this is the best game ever!
Download on iOS and app store!
This is the truest video I’ve ever seen regarding mobile game ads lol.
its almost like those terrible mobile game ads where people do horribly and challenge you to do better
Patrick: I CANT REACH PINK LEVEL
His cat: legally skilled
stardust crusaders
I will ruin your 69 like!
What in the everliving name of riven fuck did I just read
@@grafitti883 why u ruin funny number
@@trendingtoday3295 because it’s *cringe*
"You never know what legal issues there are"
**chooses Hexagon Force, which is a copyrighted song**
i think that u cant get strike for having those songs i your video as a level
Lord PEtroollo profile picture twins!!!!!!!!!!
CyanTheMarbleRacer I also think he doesn’t to use other player’s levels so the GD level creators don’t get angry
@@cosmictelluride GD levels aren't copy righted apart from the music, which they don't own.
Thicco I’m talking about ONLINE levels, not OFFICIAL ones.
9:20 colon turned into wulzy fr
Wow... It this video finally surpassed "What to not put in your GD level"
* ring * * ring *
Person:hello, is this Ninja
Patrick: no this is patrick.
Edit Why does this have almost 2k likes
Lol
Lol I love that
No, THIS IS SPAAARRRTTTAAAAAA!!!!!!#
No this" somebody touchéd my spaghetti"
LOL thats vary funny
I was looking for the "Skip ad" button.
same
haha...
Same
Yes we always look for the skip ad button
Well I was suprised by my like in other videos its now 7k
Hahjaaj mine 12k likes noob
i love it when patrick shows up and says "its patrick time" and patricked all over the place
watching video about making bad geometry dash ads, legit geometry dash ad proceeds to pop up.
Colon: *Says the name of fonts*
Me: He is speaking the language of the gods
Elements Ocean sand
Teach me
I don’t understand a single word he is saying
@@angelcartagena1519 Me neither XD
Let’s play a game
One time I got an add that had the Mom vs Dad things, and they also had face cams for both, I’m not even joking, for the dad they literally put ninja as the dad
You want to hear something tragic...Mr Beast got promoted by TikTok, and it is one of the worst ads I have seen in my life. At this point, I don't know why I live on this planet anymore.
Teenlikesgames879 they get so fucking exited for nothing lol. They literally freak out when they don’t even do anything, I swear the developers just go to some random people and offer them 10 bucks to act exited.
Hello my bruddah
I got it to!
If you can find can you link it please
You should have shown footage of 2.2 for one of those Downloadbait ads
I remember the first time I watched this video I had no idea what an extreme demon was because I just played gd lite and was just getting into the game... ah good times
2010: normal gameplay
2019: *iF u BeAt LvL 5 yOuR'e LeGalLy SkIlEd*
For gd lite ya it hard for me
Hello there
Geometry dash didnt exist in 2010
Lvl 5 is ez
@@TheGamerUltimate-jf7qv woooosh
Should have done ONLY 99% CAN PASS THIS LEVEL *shows back on track*
XD
Only 0.00000000001% can pass this level
* show stereo madnes clip *
if only 99% can pass the level that mean... that 1% cant pass the level?
I am the 1%
Are you the 1%?!?
Ahhhh.. I remember the era of “My mom vs My dad” ads 😂