How To Use Each Splatoon Weapon Precisely and Perfectly

Splatoon is a game full of a bunch of different weapons and gear. Each with a different playstyle and gimmick. But how do you even use them? Nobody knows. Except for me! The greatest Splatoon player this side of town next to the doughnut shop and the clothing store that smells like oranges. Ever wondered how each weapon is used? How to win with them? What they do? Yeah me too. So pay close attention folks, I am giving you my tips, tricks, and secrets passed down from generation to generation on How To Use Each Splatoon Weapon Precisely and Perfectly.
I am legally obliged to inform you that this video may or may not improve your splatting skills as it was a satirical parody intended to inspire humor onto you. The lovely viewer watching this video. (Side note these tips and tricks will only help if you are a Biscuit or a Biscuit lookalike)
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[@fortissimo_ssb]

So cool that you promoted your thumbnail artist like that, I've literally never seen a RUclipsr do that before

[@your.average.octoling]

I LOVE YOUR ENERGY LOL

[@lazybiscuit8262]

Thank you!

[@Ibby_The_Ibster]

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[@lazybiscuit8262]

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[@underplayer420]

Other RUclipsrs intro: welcome to the video! Here are some tips and tricks to improve!
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[@underplayer420]

I have learned literally nothing from this video but this was one of the most entertaining Splatoon videos I’ve watched (Octoboys videos are GOATED tho. I just want to say I love Octoboy vids. And yours now too.

[@lazybiscuit8262]

@underplayer420 You came for knowledge but left with laughter. All you really gotta know is triple Mac and Cheese. It can basically be applied to any weapon in the game. Thank you for your wonderful comments and I hope you have a great rest of your day!

[@Ibby_The_Ibster]

Aaahh Biscuit! I love how vibrant you are this video! 😆😊👏👏👏✨✨✨

[@lazybiscuit8262]

I love being vibrant!

[@geminidcollective9221]

TF2 and Splatoon??? Count me in

[@TiHillman]

Team theme pawrk

[@lazybiscuit8262]

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[@KNGDDDE]

Are you ever gonna come out of turf war?

[@lazybiscuit8262]

@KNGDDDE I eat, sleep, and breathe turf war.