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  • Опубликовано: 4 май 2008
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  • @oddities-whatnot
    @oddities-whatnot 6 лет назад +428

    When he lifts up and floats across with the bell ringing, its the stuff of nightmares!

    • @MarkErrington
      @MarkErrington 5 лет назад +8

      Like Salem's Lot

    • @davecrawley4634
      @davecrawley4634 5 лет назад +14

      Like the Buffy episode “Hush”.

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 5 лет назад +10

      Remember this sketch creeping me out when i was little

    • @markbarrett4440
      @markbarrett4440 3 года назад +5

      Jacob Marley (deceased)

    • @lock1278
      @lock1278 3 года назад +5

      I must be disturbed I thought that bit was hilarious xD

  • @billsilver6429
    @billsilver6429 Год назад +161

    This sketch will forever be one of the most bat shit crazy things I've ever seen on British TV

  • @M2Mil7er
    @M2Mil7er 2 года назад +80

    You can leave this sketch, but this sketch will never leave you.

    • @RadioNul
      @RadioNul Год назад

      True dat

    • @danthemanwhocancan5263
      @danthemanwhocancan5263 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes because it's going to be in your Recommends every couple of years like an old friend..

    • @kasroa
      @kasroa 6 месяцев назад +2

      I probably quote this sketch at least twice a year.

    • @M2Mil7er
      @M2Mil7er 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@danthemanwhocancan5263 funny you say that...

  • @blastfromthepast8344
    @blastfromthepast8344 7 лет назад +687

    Even by Vic and Bob's standards this is fucking surreal and in many ways quite disturbing. I remember it from 20-odd years ago.

    • @gavinpowers1217
      @gavinpowers1217 2 года назад +8

      It's quintessentially Vic & Bob, and Matt Lucas and Charlie Higson too

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 2 года назад +5

      this sketch really freaked me out as a 6 year old lol

    • @frankeec
      @frankeec 2 года назад +3

      @@gavinpowers1217 and Morwena Banks from Absolutely.

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 года назад

      Maarsterchef 1907pm 8.3.22 lloyd grossman as death - watch him walk in the air (refer to dearth in the baron munchuasen film by terry gilliam)...

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 года назад

      @Mike Diaz-Albistegui ruclips.net/video/e364Ept_lG0/видео.html

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 3 года назад +150

    I still use... "You're just a fakey cake maker & I ain't got time for you!!" to this very day.

    • @mrs0rochester
      @mrs0rochester 3 года назад +11

      It’s a perfect way to dismiss all the fakey cake makers one has to deal with.

    • @ChubbyChecker182
      @ChubbyChecker182 2 года назад +1

      Good to use in Shoe Shops 😁

    • @williamohare7986
      @williamohare7986 Год назад +6

      Said it to my girlfriend the other day after she made a Betty Crocker cake. She didn't even laugh🤨

    • @thomasbuxton2502
      @thomasbuxton2502 7 месяцев назад +1

      So do I 😆

    • @robertpavey5615
      @robertpavey5615 3 месяца назад

      I just sang it out loud approximately 2 minutes ago.

  • @MatthiasAletharch
    @MatthiasAletharch 12 лет назад +486

    My favourite thing about this sketch is the way the contestants are frozen in place while Lloyd Grossman floats towards them. I like to think the reason this sketch is so funny is because it's also really, really, really scary.

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 3 года назад +182

    This sketch just gets more relevant with every passing day.

    • @Supertimegamingify
      @Supertimegamingify 2 года назад +2

      really?

    • @jonesfamily4326
      @jonesfamily4326 Год назад +4

      keep up with the meds please!!!!!!!!

    • @NerdicWarrior8920
      @NerdicWarrior8920 Год назад +1

      How?

    • @RayZappa
      @RayZappa Год назад +3

      @@NerdicWarrior8920 Why not? Since when should comments on Vic & Bob be any more rational than they ever were?

    • @t0mbst0neyt
      @t0mbst0neyt 10 месяцев назад +1

      I really want an explanation on how this sketch is 'relevant' to anything, it's side splittingly funny but.. it's a borderline fever dream 😂

  • @ghosthead84
    @ghosthead84 5 месяцев назад +20

    The sight of Vic floating through the air while a bell tolls lives rent free in my mind to this day.

  • @vanillaorchid
    @vanillaorchid 13 лет назад +222

    The genius of Reeves and Mortimer in one sketch. Gratifyingly disturbing.

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP Год назад +2

      Maarsterchef 21.9.22 21.9.22 some ghost or some (gurrrst as they say in yorkshire) was talkin' to me last night as i slept or so they say... or should i say, this morning, and he was asking me about the overly horrendous moustache that i cultivated for a bus ride down to bolton. some generic enquiry re: what joke was that in reference to or what personage... which garners the response: this! refer to 2mins 28secs in to this amusing skit.

  • @ladymecha8718
    @ladymecha8718 3 года назад +344

    This is like the sketch came out of someone’s dream.

    • @Tomp4ul
      @Tomp4ul 3 года назад +31

      More like a nightmare.

    • @MBIRTIRoma
      @MBIRTIRoma 3 года назад +4

      Yea fever dream

    • @TheFakeyCakeMaker
      @TheFakeyCakeMaker 3 года назад +3

      Mine.

    • @gavinpowers1217
      @gavinpowers1217 2 года назад +2

      If my dreams were as hilarious, I'd be swallowing diazepam and injecting morphine constantly

    • @danielhudson5424
      @danielhudson5424 2 года назад +4

      There's An Hellraiser: Hellbound Influence in This 1

  • @steve_ire321
    @steve_ire321 3 года назад +75

    "You're just a fakey cake maker, and I ain't got time for you-hooooo!"
    lmfao

  • @philtonge7522
    @philtonge7522 Год назад +13

    Lloyd Grossman as a Cenobite. Genius!

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 6 месяцев назад +11

    They really danced a fine line between funny and creepy!

  • @ourtinyservant
    @ourtinyservant 3 года назад +22

    This gives Mighty Boosh a run for its money.

  • @Astijfequn
    @Astijfequn 5 лет назад +73

    The names in the credits are fantastic, "Nichole Thejewellerythenwellgettheclocks"

    • @okee9
      @okee9 3 года назад +3

      Maureen has broken

    • @cdname47
      @cdname47 2 года назад +5

      @@okee9 OR you could be Ronnie Hotdogs?

    • @lauriearnold7398
      @lauriearnold7398 2 года назад

      @@cdname47 Oooh go on then

  • @peterknowles3198
    @peterknowles3198 Год назад +31

    One of the most disturbing and scary pieces of comedy I've seen - utterly superb

  • @wildley007
    @wildley007 3 года назад +12

    "And I did nawt make your stoopid dinner cryyy, OK!" 🤣🤣

  • @robertpavey5615
    @robertpavey5615 2 года назад +32

    First time I saw this as a kid I laughed so much that I gave myself a stitch.

  • @Thunderpuddle
    @Thunderpuddle 3 года назад +28

    I remember crying with laughter when this aired, still brilliant.

  • @paladin56
    @paladin56 6 лет назад +235

    Possibly the best comedy sketch of all time.

    • @malcolmdale
      @malcolmdale 6 лет назад +10

      I guess it takes all sorts. On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give it a 3.

    • @donaldwebb
      @donaldwebb 6 лет назад +36

      Don t forget to write that score in your notebook

    • @lumpyfishgravy
      @lumpyfishgravy 5 лет назад +4

      One of. The Smell of Reeves (and Mortimer) was a high point. I like Touch The Hutch, and of course Uncle Peter's band playing in the vase. Epic!

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 5 лет назад +1

      @@donaldwebb BOOM!

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 5 лет назад +4

      Certainly the most disturbed!

  • @oscartravis5740
    @oscartravis5740 6 лет назад +68

    Even now when I fart I say "I've just cogitated". Cheers Vic & Bob, still funny & weird after all these years

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 5 лет назад +25

    they do have alot of surreal sketches but this one really take the friggin shoe cake. part nightmare part pant pissingly hilarious

  • @drive7
    @drive7 12 лет назад +30

    Little did I know, when I first saw this, that it was destined for comedy greatness. But it's unforgettable.

  • @indi64
    @indi64 5 лет назад +31

    One of my favourite sketches ever made. The bells, the bloody bells..! Oh man, I love it so much. 😂😂😂

  • @JamesDavis-cl1nu
    @JamesDavis-cl1nu 3 года назад +8

    I was 10years old when this was originally on tv. Still gives me the giggles 25years later. Amazing

  • @drcatuk
    @drcatuk 2 года назад +5

    26 years since I first watched this, And I’ve watched (and laughed) many times since…. It was only yesterday I learned that ‘Joan Baptiste’ was played by Morwenna Banks.

  • @TheWardagh
    @TheWardagh 5 месяцев назад +5

    Something really eerie about this. Love it 😂

  • @malloid
    @malloid 6 лет назад +54

    "No sacrifice is too great for the baby Jesus."

  • @uzirnis
    @uzirnis 3 года назад +62

    David Lynch watches - Yes, there's something here. Raising eyebrows.

    • @MrUnicornKiller
      @MrUnicornKiller 3 года назад

      lol beat me to it

    • @chriss2122
      @chriss2122 3 года назад +4

      David Lynch? Sod that. This is straight up David Cronenberg!

    • @gorehound3414
      @gorehound3414 3 года назад +1

      @@chriss2122 no this is way more David Lynch like this could be something he made

    • @ppppppqqqppp
      @ppppppqqqppp 3 года назад

      @@gorehound3414 if you think this is in any way similar to lynch you're a mouth breather.

    • @gorehound3414
      @gorehound3414 3 года назад +4

      @@ppppppqqqppp tosser

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 6 месяцев назад +6

    This sketch will stick with me till the day I die. I never looked at Masterchef, or Loyd Grosman in the same way ever again.

    • @PeterGeorge
      @PeterGeorge 2 месяца назад

      I came here to find out if I really remembered it accurately, of if it was a fever dream from my misspent 20s

  • @DonTagliatelleRaviolli
    @DonTagliatelleRaviolli 3 года назад +19

    2:22 Boris Johnson and David Cameron.

  • @mrhhmm8584
    @mrhhmm8584 2 года назад +8

    This is like one of those dreams that you forget the moment you wake up

  • @JackForsterMUSIC
    @JackForsterMUSIC 6 лет назад +37

    Bob's clicking his fingers towards the camera 😂

    • @bmt3315
      @bmt3315 6 лет назад +6

      Jack Forster Haha yes I’ve always loved that. It’s always the finer details 😂

  • @tigerfeet2813
    @tigerfeet2813 5 лет назад +19

    I've never forgotten this episode...so freaky the way he floated over on his pointy shoes!!

  • @thirdtemple9179
    @thirdtemple9179 4 года назад +12

    Absolutely terrifying with the floating around with a requiem knell in the background

  • @Gambit771
    @Gambit771 15 лет назад +95

    Only Vic and Bob could take something like masterchef and turn it into something so surreal.
    Classic.

    • @4ndyr0g3r50n
      @4ndyr0g3r50n 3 месяца назад +1

      Master chef was already surreal and Loyd Grossman weird af. All they did was exagerate what was already there

  • @sjgreen197012
    @sjgreen197012 7 лет назад +58

    The stuff nightmares are made off.:-)

    • @mandy5313
      @mandy5313 3 года назад

      I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry watching this.

  • @kyberhai
    @kyberhai 14 лет назад +20

    Ah wow, was just talking about this in the pub earlier and am so glad I found it on here :>
    I'm also relieved that I'm far from the only one it scared the living crap out of!

  • @flymajj
    @flymajj 15 лет назад +58

    I still want to hear Lloyd Grossman's opinion on this!

  • @RalphBrooker-gn9iv
    @RalphBrooker-gn9iv Месяц назад

    Up there with the Great British sketches. And Vic’s song at the end!! 😂 Then the ‘cogitation’ 💨

  • @dandiesel9966
    @dandiesel9966 2 года назад +5

    I remember Vic and Bob being pretty silly on the telly when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, just like a 90s "lol". Im now nearly 37 and seen a whole different side 😆

  • @Klurpaderp
    @Klurpaderp 2 года назад +15

    They must have had such a laugh making these sketches 🤣

  • @MsRanap
    @MsRanap Год назад +44

    I used to love watching this with my dad ❤️ I wish he was still here so we could laugh about it today.

    • @ElimGarakSpoonHead
      @ElimGarakSpoonHead 5 месяцев назад +2

      Rip dad

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 16 дней назад

      Ran off with another woman did he?

    • @MsRanap
      @MsRanap 16 дней назад

      @@laserpanda94 so edgy! He passed away 2 years go. Seriously what is wrong with people, you absolute idiot.

    • @MsRanap
      @MsRanap 16 дней назад

      @@laserpanda94 so edgy! He passed away 2 years go. Seriously what is wrong with people. not all of us have daddy issues like you! You insensitive prick 🙂

    • @MsRanap
      @MsRanap 16 дней назад

      @@laserpanda94 so edgy! He passed away 2 years go. Seriously what is wrong with people. not all of us have daddy issues like you! You insensitive prick 🙂

  • @redsky106
    @redsky106 5 лет назад +3

    Comedy gold ,still has me in fits,,one of the best

  • @StunnedByWrestling
    @StunnedByWrestling 3 года назад +14

    "And i didn"t make your stupid dinner cry"
    1995. Man I'm old. Had this on VHS dvd and almost wore it out. Parents bought it for me after my love for Shooting Stars.

  • @kraknjaws3882
    @kraknjaws3882 5 месяцев назад +3

    Vegapunk

  • @bigdodge
    @bigdodge Год назад +3

    I used to smoke a lot of hash as a teenager and love Reeves and Mortimer. I remember this sketch well!

    • @DOCTORDONZO
      @DOCTORDONZO Год назад

      Hahahaha smoking some hash rn

  • @volpeverde6441
    @volpeverde6441 6 месяцев назад +2

    first time I saw this I laughed until
    I peed myself....easily their best sketch....

  • @crackart
    @crackart 15 лет назад +11

    my favourite piece of television. ever!

  • @ghostpanic
    @ghostpanic 6 лет назад +3

    The bell tolls, Llyod floats above the floor ^^ Amazing

  • @ipdonald5496
    @ipdonald5496 6 лет назад +22

    He's bloody crying now!

  • @tommythousand
    @tommythousand 2 года назад +5

    This sketch is pure unadulterated genius

  • @emmajones9391
    @emmajones9391 3 года назад +5

    This never gets old.

  • @cooperthewolf
    @cooperthewolf 12 лет назад +38

    your a fakey cakey maker and i aint got time for yo-oooooooooooooooooooou!
    YES this got me nosalgering hard. and brought back the nightmares 0_e

  • @TheDinnermoney
    @TheDinnermoney 3 года назад +3

    A psychedelic masterpiece.

  • @barrykerr6078
    @barrykerr6078 6 месяцев назад

    One of the funniest sketches ever 😂

  • @grantbassett2048
    @grantbassett2048 3 года назад

    Brilliant, Nothing Else like it..! The thinking behind it is Crazy! But Great👍

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 3 года назад +3

    Credits -
    Stage Manager - Don Keyride
    Production Manager - Maureen Hasbroken
    Make Up - May Daymayday
    Wardrobe - Ruth Lesskiller
    Cameraman - Adam Finemessyougotmein
    Sound - Evelyn Inthequietestmoments
    Lighting - Mustafa Goodlook
    Director - Nicole Thejewellrythenwellgettheclocks

  • @dermashy
    @dermashy 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious and dark . Genius 🙏🏻

  • @geocraftsman
    @geocraftsman 5 месяцев назад +1

    I have never seen this video or heard of this show at all before, but when I saw that guy floating around while creepy bells toll in the background I immediately added it to my "favorites" playlist

  • @amandaallen1898
    @amandaallen1898 Год назад +2

    Still awesome comedy🙂
    Love Vic n Bob

  • @jakofaxle
    @jakofaxle 9 лет назад +31

    comedy genius

  • @hexpose
    @hexpose 5 месяцев назад

    This sketch has lived rent-free in my mind for nearly 30 years

  • @ianowen3157
    @ianowen3157 6 месяцев назад +1

    My wife's daughter has been watching the current series of Married at first sight. The bells playing at this series, reminds me of this sketch. How ironic. Nightmare dream from a nightmare series. Marriages doom at first sight.

  • @pickledegg1989
    @pickledegg1989 5 лет назад +17

    I'm convinced Matt Lucas is 14 years-old here.

    • @beasteh757
      @beasteh757 2 года назад +1

      Not far off, he was born in 1974 so he'd be 21 here

  • @gavinobrien3654
    @gavinobrien3654 3 года назад

    A very funny, and quotable sketch, especially with Grossmans balloon head.

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 3 года назад +27

    A cake, made to look like a shoe... and trousers that are actually cake...
    Did this sketch unknowingly predict the "Everything is cake" meme?

    • @Yesterzine
      @Yesterzine 2 года назад +2

      Probably not but I have a feeling a certain Mr Blumenthal was taking notes.

    • @marcuslavaggi-bowen6539
      @marcuslavaggi-bowen6539 Год назад +3

      Everything seems to predict the future these days according to the “Take to Twitter” brigade, but this is an absolute classic.

    • @4ndyr0g3r50n
      @4ndyr0g3r50n 3 месяца назад

      "How innovative"

  • @phantom_him
    @phantom_him 2 года назад +3

    So Innovative!

    • @pakora81
      @pakora81 Год назад +1

      And absolutely dishlicious

    • @phantom_him
      @phantom_him Год назад +1

      @@pakora81 I love that line.

  • @jaynekittycat9252
    @jaynekittycat9252 Год назад

    Love these pair. So funny.

  • @zakelwe
    @zakelwe 4 года назад +11

    I love the insane humour of this, and have watched it many times, and yet I just noticed the funny names for the production crew at the end.
    I was going to send it to my daughter but she wouldn't get half the funny bits on Grossman.

  • @seanrea8281
    @seanrea8281 Год назад

    This is the pinnacle of comedy.

  • @edcoad4930
    @edcoad4930 6 месяцев назад

    Utterly brilliant!

  • @paulgilson2347
    @paulgilson2347 3 года назад +1

    When he floats across the room....genius

  • @LusciousTwinkle
    @LusciousTwinkle 7 месяцев назад +1

    I remember when VRBNO came out. Everyone would just sit watching with their mouths open. We'd never seen anything like it.

  • @fibrown444
    @fibrown444 6 лет назад +13

    Watching him on Celebrity Masterchef tonight, then remembered about this!

  • @cycleSCUBA
    @cycleSCUBA 2 года назад +2

    On a par with Monty Python's 'Find the fish' from The Meaning of Life. Pure indulgence!
    Let's take a slloice !

  • @lesblack8996
    @lesblack8996 20 дней назад

    I remember watching this on tv.
    Still as creepy now, especially Vic levitating.
    Great Llloyd accent

  • @andrewphippsphillips1455
    @andrewphippsphillips1455 3 года назад +28

    Loved this because I loathed MasterChef and all of it's smugness. Now we have a whole Saturday and Sunday morning's television aimed at cookery. Vic and Bob gently jabbing at the tedious bollocks.....

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 Год назад +1

      What's with the incessant cooking lark on TV? Cooking is an essential life skill, so I understand why it's featured, but the sheer volume of it is unnecessary.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@raminybhatti5740People are obsessed with food

  • @danieldavis2187
    @danieldavis2187 3 года назад +4

    This is like something on interdimensional cable.

  • @zDropdeadz
    @zDropdeadz Год назад

    I watched this last night and now i cant stop thinking about it

  • @williamohare7986
    @williamohare7986 Год назад

    The plastic knife and fork was a lovely touch 👌

  • @bindgagger
    @bindgagger 3 года назад

    I wish modern day baking shows were as good as this.

  • @andrewmills3732
    @andrewmills3732 6 месяцев назад +2

    Absolute genius

  • @jamesfagan7823
    @jamesfagan7823 3 года назад

    Super brilliant imagination they are just brilliant

  • @passiveaggressive6175
    @passiveaggressive6175 2 года назад +2

    The accent is spot on

  • @pakora81
    @pakora81 4 года назад +5

    Oh my god, it's not is it?
    I rather think it is, sir!

  • @pclm
    @pclm 2 года назад +2

    That church bell makes this so much more disturbing 🤣

  • @seamuswarren
    @seamuswarren 2 года назад +2

    Bloody hell, a young Matt Lucas!

  • @55tranquility
    @55tranquility 5 месяцев назад

    Burnt into the depths of my mind, this was surreal even by vic and bob standards

  • @struanthomson1855
    @struanthomson1855 16 дней назад

    Every time the bad guy in Dune floated, I thought of this sketch

  • @atilllathehun1212
    @atilllathehun1212 2 года назад +1

    Aaaaaaaaaaand a sauuusage, genius at every level.

  • @exeterjedi6730
    @exeterjedi6730 Год назад

    I can't read the word 'innovative' without thinking of this.

  • @gavinpowers1217
    @gavinpowers1217 2 года назад +2

    I occasionally introduce myself as Lucas Benchante when I get arrested.

  • @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob
    @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob 3 года назад +1

    Their best sketch

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy 2 года назад +1

    🎶 Wolverine - cutlery for fingers! 🎶

  • @MANCHESTER.IS.BLUE.49
    @MANCHESTER.IS.BLUE.49 2 года назад +1

    This is genius....what a cheek..

  •  4 года назад +3

    "Lucas, thizzzz izzz aaa szhhhoe!"

  • @mattwilkinson5858
    @mattwilkinson5858 Год назад +1

    Remember being shit scared of him floating over when I was a kid

  • @pigeonshouse
    @pigeonshouse 15 лет назад +5

    I remember when this was first shown!

  • @MonkeyspankO
    @MonkeyspankO 3 года назад +2

    Its big brain time! We found the main nerve!