@@charlesknowles7697 but gino said ots adifferent recipie. Not at alllike mac and cheese wich is extremely bad by the way. Americans stay with the burguers please.
Fun Fact for all the non-italians: that one is a say that we have here in Italy. He translated it in the most literal way. It is so common here that no one ever laughs at it anymore. I have never realized how fun it could be when it is translated so brutally like that. EDIT (10 months and 140 replies after the original comment): As it appears from the comments below, this say has countless variations in many different languages around the world. I am glad to have sparked this discussion.
@@KingOfBboys se mia nonna aveva le ruote era una bicicletta... I think it's used a lot in Rome, where I have also heard: "if my grandpa had 3 balls he would have been a pinball machine"
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It's common in Spanish too. I always found it very funny, but its true that nobody laughs at it after hearing it for the 1000th time.
The moment Holly said ham, and Phil saying Oh No, you knew Holly has landed in hot water with Gino, especially after seeing his reaction to the ham comment.
The fact that he made a translated saying works in the first place is already genius, and being unintentionally funny on top of that, what a piece of work this guy is
2:04 - You can see the moment Gino came up with the joke. He looks down and smirks. The cogs in his head have clicked into place. Then he pauses, rehearses it in his head to make sure he’ll say it smoothly in English, then unleashes it at the perfect timing.
This ain't a joke it's a saying. Greeks use it and I guess italians as well. Just like if my grandma had balls she would be my grandpa. Or if my grandma had wheels she would be a skate.
@@xristosgousios2181 haha, it's not aunty had bollocks line. It's my aunty is a slapper line. Bike meaning girl that sleeps around a lot. My grandma has slept with that many people if she had wheels she'd be a bike. It's a faux pas on his behalf because he's basically just called his Grandma a slapper on live tv by accident. That's what's funny. A common saying isn't something that makes people choke with laughter. It's the faux pas that's making people laugh.
@@upon-fe2720 Erm, no. He's saying that if his grandma had wheels she would have been a bike. If you put ham in this it would be a carbonara, not whatever it currently is. As it is, his grandma is still his grandma and the dish is still the dish. You're reaching.
It’s not a joke, it’s an Italian colloquialism, but you can see that he did take a few seconds to translate it from Italian to English in his head and double check to see if it made sense.
I love how he take a little pause to process the madness that’s coming out from holly’s mouth. You can literally see the battle between the angel and devil that’s in Gino’s head, he’s deciding whether to let it slide or violence. He chose violence 😮
i've seen this thousands of times and i never not laugh hilariously at ginos grandmother joke, pure comedic timing, pure reaction from the hosts, pure gold :) :) :)
Gino dacampo is one of those people that is just naturally funny and i believe this clip got him on the job on celebrity juice qnd he was great on that.
@@alessandrom7181 did she? Oh...I didn't notice it. Perhaps in British context, it might be some term of endearment. I'm not British, so I am just speculating here
We often use this expression in Italy to describe a paradox, expecially in Rome... 😆 Very funny... Sometimes we use the "grandfather" and replace the bike with a wheelbarrow...
Exactly, it is generally used to stop the "but, iffers" of this world when any given matter is pretty obvious within its context and they are just acting like pains in the arse by chucking in improbable alternatives
I knew many Italians during my time in Romania and Russia, and drove hundreds of transports to Italy, and I think nearly every Italian who knows English, sounds like this. I've only heard 2 or 3 female secretaries speaking English flawlessly.
One of the oldest Italian jokes!!! Used for decades Every time someone starts to make excuses using “ if “… Another typical one is “ if my grandpa has 3 balls he would have been a pinball.
after he relents and says to the audience 'you can put ham if you want' he looks at the lady with great contempt, as if to say 'you've made me make this obscene concession to these people under duress, and I won't forget it.'
Hahahah..you can watch it thousand times and you'd still laugh. We use that line all the time in Italy, but he dropped it in the perfect moment. That woman btw is gorgeous. Also the guy is very funny.
1:59 He's like Stephen Hawking when he meets someone of Flat Earth Society. It can't be real, all Italian fellows thought that at the same time. A huge disturbance in the Force...
Amazing! I always thought that was a Yiddish expression. To hear it from this Italian cutting up these Brits in laughter is delightful. My dad always said ''If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bus!''
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Still the greatest comeback in Television history
Ofcourse yes.
Well, Kim Kardashian had a pretty good comeback story, too.
jeez, you don't watch too much tv, right?
@@LanguagesWithAndrew haha
Agreed 😂
I always begin losing it when he looks so appalled by her mentioning putting ham in it.
The other guy going "oh no" is great too. The storm is approaching and he knows.
Anyone who puts peas in mac-n-cheese has no business complaining about ham.
@@mavoc3094 not Mac and cheese but ok
@@mdhcccc Phil does actually say it’s Mac n Cheese at the end.
@@charlesknowles7697 but gino said ots adifferent recipie. Not at alllike mac and cheese wich is extremely bad by the way. Americans stay with the burguers please.
Fun Fact for all the non-italians: that one is a say that we have here in Italy. He translated it in the most literal way. It is so common here that no one ever laughs at it anymore. I have never realized how fun it could be when it is translated so brutally like that.
EDIT (10 months and 140 replies after the original comment): As it appears from the comments below, this say has countless variations in many different languages around the world. I am glad to have sparked this discussion.
Funnily enough I've heard that exact comeback here in Spain.
I'm eyetalian but I've never heard it. Must be a regional thing
How do you say it in Italian?
@@KingOfBboys se mia nonna aveva le ruote era una bicicletta...
I think it's used a lot in Rome, where I have also heard: "if my grandpa had 3 balls he would have been a pinball machine"
It's common in Spanish too. I always found it very funny, but its true that nobody laughs at it after hearing it for the 1000th time.
1:56
"If it had ham in it.."
Gino : May God forgive you, cause I will not.
😅😅
It would be delicious with ham.
every time holly opens her mouth to say something around Gino he gets so disappointed each time and busts out one the the funniest lines to ever exist
woman + british moment
Oi Jonathan
Eff off woman ahm deragging me hardrive.
That is an actual Italian line
I wish we had these two here in California instead of the two idiots we have, Kelly Rippa and Ryan Seacrest
I am just loving the way Phil was begging Holy to stop, so they could be spared the total destruction from a mad italian
Well.. Holly is laughing at his accent and don't understand him trying to keep recipes original..
Mamma mia Holly, that's not how you cook Carbonara!
Whats holy full name
@@tothemoon8745 Holly Willoughby
The moment Holly said ham, and Phil saying Oh No, you knew Holly has landed in hot water with Gino, especially after seeing his reaction to the ham comment.
2:35 The cutest "stop it" flirt ever...
Gino is like a study of emotions.
2:00 - shock
2:05 - disbelief
2:07 - amusement
Comes up with a perfect response. Chef's kiss!
@2:08 Discombobulated
It is so hilarious because you can see the stunned emotion in Gino brewing at the absurdity of the comments
2:05 is actually where he's mentally translating that sentence for the glory
I like how he casually says: "I'm glad it's you standing there..."
Bro, I've seen this multiple times and I didn't realize. He knew what was coming 🤣
Underrated line 😂
Hahahahah
I'm glad it's you standing that out. He's saying
I don’t get it…
I love how everyone in the background is also dying of laughter 🤣
Camera crew fighting for their lives 🤣
And BOOM, 2 people down on camera.
I admit, even after seeing so many of these segments, I was laughing pretty hard myself. :)
People often forget watching these shows just how many are behind the camera. Sound people, lighting, producers, makeup, etc.
Thats always been a staple of british daytime/saturday morning television. And we are great at it.
"What the hell is to you..." always makes me laugh. Gino is so sincere in what he does.
Had a rough day - felt exactly how Gino did. So came back to this. Feel better now. Good day, people!
Have a nice Day. Tomorrow.. 🙂
Lol. This message should work for a couple of months..
Similar to "FREE BEER TOMORROW"
Holly is so ignorant
Holly: If it had ham in it, it's closer to a British carbonara.
Gino: *So you have chosen death.*
Requiscat in Pace
Not only Gino it's can be acceptable for all Italians
what the fuck is british carbonara?! 😂
@@lukasbaumgartner1371 mac and cheese , but they put ham on it
Pretty women get all the breaks. He'd be digging my eyes out with that fork saying you know with a little salt this would be closer to caviar.
The way Philip is struggling between laughing and choking still cracks me after all these years…
*Choking
@@jumpinjojo thanks man. Sorry for my poor English 🙏
He’s a nonce
He's just thinking of kids ^^
@@MyDomenico1985just think he was grooming a kid at this time
2:03 the death stare is what gets me everytime
It's treason then...
*tarantella stops*
...and then he follows it up with a savage side eye at 2:44
The fact that he made a translated saying works in the first place is already genius, and being unintentionally funny on top of that, what a piece of work this guy is
Perfect comedic timing, the punch line has been dropped mercilessly.
It’s wonderful
And a meme was born 😂
i am Italian and this joke makes me laugh heartily even in English
Might be the funniest cooking segment I've seen... when the other guy realizes that it's gonna go bad....😂😂
What meme?
Not really a meme
@@Edwxrd69def a meme
2:04 - You can see the moment Gino came up with the joke. He looks down and smirks. The cogs in his head have clicked into place. Then he pauses, rehearses it in his head to make sure he’ll say it smoothly in English, then unleashes it at the perfect timing.
Nice analysis
This ain't a joke it's a saying. Greeks use it and I guess italians as well. Just like if my grandma had balls she would be my grandpa. Or if my grandma had wheels she would be a skate.
@@xristosgousios2181 haha, it's not aunty had bollocks line. It's my aunty is a slapper line. Bike meaning girl that sleeps around a lot. My grandma has slept with that many people if she had wheels she'd be a bike. It's a faux pas on his behalf because he's basically just called his Grandma a slapper on live tv by accident. That's what's funny. A common saying isn't something that makes people choke with laughter. It's the faux pas that's making people laugh.
@@upon-fe2720 Erm, no. He's saying that if his grandma had wheels she would have been a bike. If you put ham in this it would be a carbonara, not whatever it currently is. As it is, his grandma is still his grandma and the dish is still the dish. You're reaching.
It’s not a joke, it’s an Italian colloquialism, but you can see that he did take a few seconds to translate it from Italian to English in his head and double check to see if it made sense.
The whole crew laughing gets me every single time. 🤣
He will never live that down, he is a legend
Legend haha wow.
You know you have made an absolute comback when even the camera crew starts laughing.
I love how he didn’t even wait to hear what it would have been like. The moment ham was involved, he snapped.
Common Italian saying. Another one, translated, is "If my uncle had three balls, he would have been a pinball machine.".
Non l'avevo mai sentito come detto, notevole.😂
I remember watching this when it happened live. 😂 I can’t believe it’s 11 years ago this year!! 😳🤯
Damn this guy is what we want in this place world...
@@sreecharannv Come to Rome, we are all almost the same satyrycally speaking.
right! crazy
I was too young but it is still so funny now
Yooo any recollection of your feelings when you watched it live?!!! Did ya bust out laughed or were just as appalled? Lol
I love how straightforward he is. He is right though 😅😂🤣
I love that he just says unequivocally “it’s wrong”. No ifs, no buts
2:11 I can't stop replaying this xD
He expressed the thought of every Italian watching
The best part is the 2 second pause after he says it where everyone is thinking about what he just said before losing it.
Hands down one of the best come backs I've ever heard!
Its not a comeback tho, just a saying
@@cowflick1180 chill the fuck out dude and have a Merry Christmas.
I love how he take a little pause to process the madness that’s coming out from holly’s mouth. You can literally see the battle between the angel and devil that’s in Gino’s head, he’s deciding whether to let it slide or violence. He chose violence 😮
I think the pause was him trying to translate the commonly used Italian phrase into it’s literal English
She chose violence. She left him no choice.
This video will literally never get old. I'm going to run across it when I'm 80 and laugh my ass off
I love that Gino says you can put ham in it at home and fires a withering glance… I love absolutely every single thing about this.
No matter how many times i watch this, it always cracks me up
i've seen this thousands of times and i never not laugh hilariously at ginos grandmother joke, pure comedic timing, pure reaction from the hosts, pure gold :) :) :)
0:45 this bit is so underratedly hilarious as well
She know exactly what to say to trigger Gino love it!
Gino dacampo is one of those people that is just naturally funny and i believe this clip got him on the job on celebrity juice qnd he was great on that.
I can watch this over and over....
I just loved the way Holly say "stop it!". So adorable.
I think I fell in love with Holly after watching a few Gino clips, there’s just something about her…
@@silversailer I agree. Me too
Didn't she say " Stupid" ?
@@alessandrom7181 did she? Oh...I didn't notice it. Perhaps in British context, it might be some term of endearment. I'm not British, so I am just speculating here
Holly is absolute perfection
We often use this expression in Italy to describe a paradox, expecially in Rome... 😆 Very funny... Sometimes we use the "grandfather" and replace the bike with a wheelbarrow...
Very humourous to us Brits as to refer to someone, particularly Female as a "Bike" creates something of a Sexual Innuendo.
@@johno6453 a good hybridized punch line.
@@johno6453 It has the same connotation in Italian, especially in Rome.
Exactly, it is generally used to stop the "but, iffers" of this world when any given matter is pretty obvious within its context and they are just acting like pains in the arse by chucking in improbable alternatives
It's a common expression in Spain and most of Latin America as well.
"Si mi abuela tuviera ruedas seria bicicleta"
The look on his face when she said “if you put ham in it”. He wanted to say it sooner, but the bloke in the earpiece kept repeating
“don’t do it Gino”
He wanted to say it sooner but he had to take a few seconds to translate the joke into English
@@scusachannel1682 verissimo, I second that.
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so glad these clips of a show I've never watched are preserved for my enjoyment in another country. XD
The delivery is so incredibly spot on it's incredible.
This has to be the most best quote This Morning has ever had. I actually had to take my asthma pump when I first saw this.
I used to work with an Italian guy years ago - his accent was JUST like Gino's it was HILARIOUS some of his sentences!
I knew many Italians during my time in Romania and Russia, and drove hundreds of transports to Italy, and I think nearly every Italian who knows English, sounds like this. I've only heard 2 or 3 female secretaries speaking English flawlessly.
She’s so beautiful!
I saw this clip for more then 100 times and its still makes me laugh as if I saw it for the first time ❤ so brilliant this
His face and that pause. They’re lucky to be alive 😂
I don't think there will ever be a comeback like that ever again.
Gino is the italian icon we all need
Gino D'campo is an absolute bonafide legend.😂❤️
The girl has such a beautiful smile
I will admit this is so funny, and it cheers me up from a bad day.
Never a dull moment when Gino's around
This has me in years every time!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I am so glad I got to watch it live 👍
And Philip was already “ oh no, oh no” hahaha
One of the oldest Italian jokes!!! Used for decades Every time someone starts to make excuses using “ if “… Another typical one is “ if my grandpa has 3 balls he would have been a pinball.
We say "if my aunt had mustaches she would have been my uncle" in TR.
In germany we use "if the dog hadn't been faster, i would be your father now."
Or just plain old "if my granny had balls she'd be my granda" or "if Eve had balls, we'd all be gay".
Moravians have a similar saying - If you had fish up your arse, you wouldn't need a lake.
@@XenonbrothersLoL oh my god, this is savage
These three are the best tv hosts ...please open another show for them
after he relents and says to the audience 'you can put ham if you want' he looks at the lady with great contempt, as if to say 'you've made me make this obscene concession to these people under duress, and I won't forget it.'
you can all but see the smoke coming out of his nose and ears as soon as the word "ham" is mentioned. never change Gino. :D
These three together are hilarious.
This episode always makes me feel good😊
It never gets old
2:07 he is trying to find the right way to translate "carriola" in english, good job with bike
Pensavo esattamente la stessa cosa.
Yeah he smiled already
I cry every time I watch this
Regardless how many times I watch this clip, it still remains hilarious
My family's version of this growing up was, "if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle." But that wouldn't go over very well nowadays....
Because it can happen, oh no the joke has expired 😂😂😂
it would go extra well nowadays really!
This man is a legend.
This, this makes me proud of being Italian 🇮🇹♥️
This makes me proud I'm not Italian!
Gino was definitely the star!
I love how the cohost said "oh noo..." like he knew she slipped you don't insult an Italian's family recipe by comparing it to Mac and Cheese.
1:58 at this point he knew she was going to say something completely absurd.
oh no, oh noo
I love how we can hear the crews laughing their ass off in the background
This... this is his legacy. Generations will quote this moment in Mankind's history.
This is a very old saying in Greece and Italy.
It was a good use of it tho
Hahahah..you can watch it thousand times and you'd still laugh. We use that line all the time in Italy, but he dropped it in the perfect moment. That woman btw is gorgeous. Also the guy is very funny.
I just stumbled on this ... Gino is hilarious, and the lady is so cute!
Gino is so wonderfully wholesome.
This is the BEST clip ever!
I NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS.
We also say, If my grandfather had three balls he would have been a pinball.
And in Italy we also say: "If my grandpa had 3 balls, he would have been a pinball!"
this guy has got so much passion when describing food; i love it
I’ve watched this a hundred times and it’s still just as funny as the first time
Always makes me giggle 😂😂 he lost it the minute she mentioned putting ham in it
Yeah he gave her a proper death stare lol
1:59 He's like Stephen Hawking when he meets someone of Flat Earth Society. It can't be real, all Italian fellows thought that at the same time. A huge disturbance in the Force...
The entire camera crew cracked up man that is legendary 🤣
2:25 - I love the squeak that comes out of Holly
1:59. That face is what always gets me haha.
You can see his grin form when he knew the perfect response
The comedic timing and the passion he said that line with... oh man, I am alone in a room and laughing out loud.
It’s like he’s acting in a film and playing the passionate, short-fused, exasperated Italian chef to perfection
Amazing! I always thought that was a Yiddish expression. To hear it from this Italian cutting up these Brits in laughter is delightful. My dad always said ''If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bus!''
That's because in British slang, a bike is a promiscuous woman, “the town bike (everybody rides her)”.
Very common expression in Spain as well
@@ef2718 It has the same connotation in Italian.
Fred Klein. It is an Italian say too. 😁☕🇮🇹
In Greece we say that she would be a skateboard.
This is the most iconic line EVER!
The pure disdain in his tone and his look to her. 🤣🤣🤣. That was a hurt man.
When he mentioned his grandmother. That part had me in spontanious laughter.
I come back to this every time I need to cheer up. I don't think I laugh harder than at this clip.
"Its a different recipe, its got nothing to do with macaroni cheese"
I'm watching this in 2022 it's iconic!!
I’ve watched this 1million times over the years. It. Never. Gets. Old!