Golden Globes 2012 - Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue
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- Ricky Gervais opening monologue from the 2012 Golden Globe Awards
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Anyone in the audience not laughing is terrified of being next.
like being in the front row of andrew shultz' stand up comedy
@MUFC Wrong thread bruv
Unless your name is Elton and you’re being a bore
How dimwitted and dull minded would one have to be to think people in the audience have fragile egos and will shrivel up inside if Ricky mentions them. These are people at the top of their game, not insecure children like Donald Trump and flawmore. :)
Cowards hehe
Ricky should be the permanent host. He’s laugh out loud, hilarious..
Shaun Lowe then his shtick would be ruined of his “last time hosting”
I liked The Tourist!
If he was the permanent host he probably wouldnt get away with a lot of the stuff he says, the only reason he does is because he quite literally doesn't care about being the host.
Suicide is Painless but it’s literally the reason why they even get decent ratings. He helps a lot. Without him it’s pure shit
He has one more quality than other hosts he is hilarious. They are just loud
I love how as the years went on, people became more sensitive and Ricky's monologues became much more offensive 😂
They didn't become more offensive, you just got more sensitive 😂😂😂
@@thegz8434 No, this is way tamer than his last monologue.
People aren't more sensitive, their just growing up. Roasting is getting old.
@@jjevans1693 Ok boomer
People aren't getting more sensitive you're just getting more fragile
I love that Jodie doesn’t take it personally, she just laughs. She’s awesome.
@@notgadot sort of strange that you keep asking that on any post regarding her... no she is not British. She does have some ancestry from there and Ireland.
She's certainly amazing.
Well everyone's looking at you. She wants to look cool. Properly thought to her self you c..t
Proberly *
He has a special talent not just for hilarious insults, but for getting away with that which most others could not.
It's the accent, I think. He gets away with more stuff.
Elly Deane no it’s his quick twit.
I think Ricky is a very respected artist in his own right. He certainly is in my books.
its that smile lol its like trying to be mad at a puppy
I love that he doesn’t care if the celebrities get offended. Him and Joan Rivers were the only ones that could get away with it.
this is a kind opening compared to 2020
I believe couple years later when he host again, 2020 opening will be a kind one too lol
AGREED
@@pkwing1231 Unfortunately he said that 2020 is his last time hosting 😔
@@SALLY-fg7ys He says it every time but hosts the next one
@@surajk8050 this time it was true
Jody Foster, I have a new respect, she gave 2 thumbs up for a joke about her.
If only certain others in Hollywood had a sense of humor.
If only...
She's amazing. Beautiful, talented and with a good sense of humour.
Jody was and still is my celebrity crush
Elton John looked pretty pissed off though 😆
Absolutely.She has nothing to prove to anyone and can still be a great sport when the joke's on her.Too many celebrities have very brittle egos.
We need this guy at the Oscars 2023!!
The Oscars have gone full woke and have no reputability anymore, and Ricky announced he’s no longer hosting award shows.
@@TheWelchProductions when did he say that?
@@TheWelchProductions yeah they definitely payed him to not do it lmao
Won't happen, but would be funny af
@@williambirch-james78 oscar afraid of him
I love Ricky Gervais. I love how he roasts all of Hollywood and gets away with it.
This is all true
Its because he's liberal. Could you imagine if he was a conservative he would never step foot at the golden globes.
It also holds weight because he knows most of the being in the industry and he knows he is telling the truth. Which makes it funnier
I think I like the 2020 Golden Globes more though.
Petrovich 93! No one was talking. About politics, so why try to make a flame war for no reason!
1:41 George Clooney’s face when he realised he was being filmed laughing at the Kim K joke 😂
Douglas Collett done 👍
J. Smart but I wanted to get the joke in 😆
Asim Jowhar changed it
Miss A thanks
MI
This proves to me how uptight Hollywood is. In the uk we would literally be rolling in laughter but the whole room just looks scared and nervous
I heard someone point out recently that one of the reasons Ricky Gervais was one of the best hosts for these shows, is the fact that he was there to make the TV-audience laugh, not the guests. And he was brilliant at it.
Man, Gervais really is unbelievable in control - when he holds the paper in one hand there are no shakes at all, not one little bit. You are on live television delivering speeches you know will upset many and yet can remain so calm? Total respect.
Eddie Ingalls Agreed, fucking madness how someone can be that calm and deliver.
Balls like watermelons and a bank account to match
You mean unbelievably in control.
@@satnav1980 I do indeed.
It's called drinking
Ricky's secret is that "innocent" smile he puts on after saying something savage. 🤣😂😜
And of course literally not giving a f**k about who will get upset and blah blah....
Yepp
Yes I think he might have mentioned it 10 or 12 times that he doesn't give a shit
Who's blah blah?
Gal Shal3v they all need to lighten up anyway, it’s not a political union.
What's a f**k isn't it fuck. Don't worry it's the internet.
He tells so much truth in his jokes that all the Hollywood become cringed and frightened when he appears on stage. Iconic
"It's funny cause it's true"
Legit
Jodie Foster's reaction brought a legitimate smile to my face
She's smart.
I love Jodie Foster's reaction.
What an absolute champion.
Carl Rudd Sablicious _did_ use the correct spelling of 'humour'.
Yours is the modified American spelling, which most English speaking countries don't use.
It bothers me that you actually thought the British spelling was incorrect.
Reminds me of the story of that American waiting in line and hearing a girl speaking in a "foreign" language and he tells her to speak "English", on which the Native American girl replies that he should go to England than and leave "her" country.
+Sablicious aaaaaahhhhh than and then ... I always get this wrong (yeah I know it is not that hard especially in German (my native tongue) they are totally different words, so it should be even easier)
Jakob Schulze Don't worry Jakob, your English is excellent.
Fine... add snotty, stuffy 'U's to all your snotty, stuffy, ENGLISH words, you chickified ball-less british effetes.
Jodie Foster has a great sense of humour, love it.
Yeah and she looked amazing, good for her :)
A-men..good for her indeed.
+Sablicious down where? do tell!
and boy oh boy isn't she stunning. fun fact: she's got the most amazing calves. weirdly specific? yep. but Google them! as if they were hand crafted by the gods themselves
She’s a good sport.
Watch their faces, they’re either offended or really scared he might say something about them. He’s hilarious and I love him.
4:06 I can't tell if DiCaprio is looking at Ricky like he's pissed off or he's just studying him in the moment because he appreciates how effortlessly Ricky does his thing
Probs the 2nd option because he laughed at a joke that Ricky said to him
Johnny Depp is such a good sport, can laugh at himself
Those two get on well.
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear clark
@@AxxLAfriku What?
They are friends, they go way back.
Depp doesn’t take himself as seriously as these Norma Desmond’s, remaining humble is the most admirable quality in a celebrity.
you really see how insecure most of the celebrities are when he hosts, even some on the snl cast rolling their eyes.
You can really see the envy in Tina Fey's eyes lol.
This guy was more entertaining in 7 minutes than most of them in a whole movie.
The SNL ladies are mad because they weren't asked to host.. and I'm convinced either some of the celebrities don't understand a lot of his jokes or they're afraid to laugh because they might be the next person he insults.
@@Skitz0frenix true.tina isnt in the same league as ricky
@@Skitz0frenix Tiny Fey used to be cool until she became just another Establishment and Hollywood Elite regurgitating celebrity.
The best of his monologues I think...cutting through all of Hollywood's vanity without revealing too much obvious and deserved contempt. And Jodie Foster such a sport.
I've watched all of these 3 or 4 times and I still smile and giggle all the way through. Love this guy.
He doesn't give a fuck. This is great.
*****
and that's a bad thing?
*****
i know it's just that was a weird thing to say
*****
just that it is hard to tell if your being supportive, vindictive or just commenting that's why i was asking is that bad thing that he hasn't got a kid yet?
Good one LOL :)
2020 was the best and true
Everyone acting friendly with Harvey before he got exposed. Scary.
And NONE of them knew 🙄
@@comedychrises that's anti Semitic
@@zunoyo1028 do you even know what that word means
@@zunoyo1028 you're really throwing big words without even knowing what they mean
They DEFINITELY knew. Harvey didn’t really hide his disgusting acts within that big circle. Everyone knew he was a massive perv.
He's the greatest, I love the looks on the actors when he is introduced, sheer fear and disgust. PRECIOUS.
His own sudden laugh melts my heart every time 💓
He should host the Oscars
The Oscars doesn't have enough balls to let him host
+prettynina1000 Plus hes not black enough
na cause then the oscars would be enjoyable
Oscar hosts can only joke about Trump nowdays
@@sierotkamarysia4199 ya another relevant comment from a trumpeteer idiot
I want to see a montage of people's faces when he is talking about their secrets.
" I dont care " classic summed up let em have it Ricky.
@Dank Waifu i quite like ricky... but his previous globes were a million times funnier. This was so tame and tired...
@@beniteztheconman I liked it, better than previous years
@@beniteztheconmanhe made an Epstein joke…AT A HOLLYWOOD AWARD SHOW!!
@@tazdivil6527 british balls
I love how offensive his joke was, yet the audiences understand it’s just for a laugh and took it like an adult.
Will Smith will take it all right 🤣
Gervais is the best host america has ever seen.
I saw Ricky and sat in the front row of a small seaside theatre in Hastings, UK, as he was warming up for a tour. To this day I have never laughed as hard as that night, in fact I was drenched with sweat it was so funny. A genius.
Bring on the 2020 globes! Get right stuck into them, Ricky.
ZMJ oh he did 😂😂😂😂
ZMJ oh he did lol
OO he did and i am A FAN now... so good just perfect... .
Hey I know, let's all see the first reply to the comment and then let's all copy and paste it!
Hey I know, let’s see the first reply to the comment and let’s all copy and paste it
Ricky is the ultimate anti-celebrity and a absolute savage and one of the greatest comedians of all time
Anti-celebrity, his a huuuuuuge celebrity him self for god`s sake.
He has no problem with fame, so he is not an anti-celebrity
He's not remotely funny or talented
yet has the same agent as half the celebrities.... he is as bad as they are
@@martellen really?. He has won multiple golden globes himself. Also has written, directed and acted in most of all his material which has made him millions. Pretty talented if you ask me. Probably has the most talent in that room.
I watch this at least once a month to feel better. Thanks Ricky
I listen to this monologue over and over.. Ricky Gervais is the best
Trash 🗑
its almost like they start laughing, realise the cameras on them and stop because they feel like they shouldnt
Qilt actually I think a lot of them don’t feel like laughing
and look who's sitting next to Weinstein, well if it isn't Meryl Streep
" _Show me who your friends/associates are, and I'll tell you who _*_you_*_ are_ " --- as my dad used to say.
Victim number 58
Time stamp? I don't see it
@@TheNickyVera TRUMP2020!
Nicholas S. 0:11
It’s shocking how ricky isn’t slapped by someone
No it’s not. It was before pandemic 😷
Telling them to their face what they are is classic.
I didn't realize that Johnny Depp's "Captain Jack Sparrow" voice wasn't an accent.... That's his real voice? His voice actually sounds like that all the time?
Well that is magnificent.
Yeah that's his real voice. If you watch a load of interviews with him in like the Graham Norton show where he was a guest with Ricky as well, you can really hear it.
What do you mean it wasn't an accent? He is American, doing an English accent to play Jack Sparrow.
He doesn't exactly have an American accent anymore, it's kind of a jumble of things. It happens after years of playing the types of roles he does apparently. Plus he's lived in Europe for a while now I think
Yeah it's his voice, his drugs and his drunkenness
It’s called a West Country accent in England.
You can tell some of these celebs really hate him because they take his jokes seriously 😂
Jerry L especially Tom hanks
@Helmut Schmacker lmao only real ricky fans know hes never serious 😂😂
@Helmut Schmacker what u mean ? Explain plz
@@rubyxco Tom Hanks is a boy scout. I don’t think he is a bad person he just seems like the overly polite type of guy to me. Don’t hate him but he does seem to toughen up a little
Tom Hanks is really the worst politically correct sour face of them all
Never get tired of listening to him.
this never gets old, even after listening 10 times
This is funny cuz everyone doesn't tune into see millionaires reward each other, they want a regular dude to come in, make fun of them, make them cringe, crumble the glitzy atmosphere and piss them off. lol That's hilarious.
Actually Ricky Gervais isn't a regular dude.
Leaf Shade not anymore, but he came from pretty humble roots so it's still great to watch him take the mick out of celebrities.
Ricky is probably richer than most of them
Wtf
Ricky’s net worth is over 100.000.000$ he is richer than some entire tables combined =D
Johnny Depp and Jodie Foster are champions!
iも
Jodie is, yes.
One of the few comedians left in the industry who still understands the essence of comedy.
It's beautiful seeing people who almost never get honest critique from people closest to them get roasted. This is better than any comedy central roast.
announcer- "Ladies and gentleman, Rick Gervais!"
Every person in the room- "Oh shit..."
One hell of a Brit roasting Americans. Noice
And Brits alike.
3:30 her effort to look like she enjoys it... kills me
Love watching him over and over, the stars faces are a picture!
Harvey Weinstein there with his friends
YES AND NOT SO HAPPY NOW IS HE?
But barely any of the folks around him seem perturbed or pretend to even notice him, except streep. Maybe they're so used to his type that it's "normal" to be around guys like him.
Meryl Streep of all people
Robert Jasso ye bros chillin whole life ahead of him jus Vibin no 🧢
Robert Jasso i spoted him in the first 10 seconds of this video
you can tell they told him to cut down on the shots at people
bunch of pussies
I've watched this video several times and it never gets old........................ Ricky nailed it!!!!!!
Love this guy! Best wishes for a healthy and safe new year.
FYI: Don't misinterpret Tina's Fey's reaction. She's pondering, she is a WRITER and a comedian. SHe analyzes Ricky Gervais. They're friends.
"She's pondering" and Jodie Foster is enjoying life
Or just spacing out. Those award shows look fucking dreadful to sit through
Tina is trying to figure out how to spin Ricky's jokes from a female perspective
@@fercha2312 How?
I bet she would buy 3 houses instead of donating it
0:23 When you are the first person in the supermarket on a Saturday morning.
Nero haha love it
Underrated
That's hilarious 😂
😆
"and your host for the evening, ladies and gentlemen, RICKY GERVAIS"
everyone: *OH FU-*
Will would never slap this legend. You just can't mess with Ricky. He can destroy you with words like no other.
5:11 Look at him, laughing. Not knowing that he'd be the butt of a joke at the GGs 8 years later lol.
Life's funny, isn't it?
Karma do be a bitch 🙏
Who is he?
@@piyush6494 Harvey weinstein
@@chriskrauss9417 thanks.
Elton John looked pissed as usual
Makes me laugh for than getting angry at him. Like angry great granddads
Except the host be a gay 😆😆😆
Hatred,,,
Pissed b/c the VD in his arse
Jesus this was a decade ago...
You can’t not love Ricky, so funny
Jodie is a queen, I love her.
They're trying to fill our feeds with old Gervais golden globe shows while they remove the 2020 show.
Not even required.
They will all come up in related searches, no interference required. Doesn't matter if you have searched personally or not.
2121 - still adore this man! I'm always smiling after watching him!
Depp is amazing. I don’t care what he does, he’s always amazing, original, real. Hard to find in Lollywood.
who has watched this more than once?
London Cars and Games more than ten times, anyone?
The question is:
Who hasn’t?
When I'm sad I come to this video & I know everything will be ok.
@@vingesiel367 Me too lol x
Aye
Jodie Foster is such a good sport. That was funny.
I didnt get the insult. please explain
@@PN5758 yeah I don't get it either, pls someone tell me what he means
@@AAL-kc6sm And his accent doesn't help too
@@PN5758 Her movie The Beaver with Mel Gibson (her best friend) was shit and nobody saw it. Gervais made fun of that.
Double entendre. The Beaver is the movie she directed, but also can be an innuendo. "Nobody's seen Jodie's beaver..." I don't remember if she was out yet at this point, or if if was just one of those open secrets (I definitely heard Jodie is secretly a lesbian jokes before she came out).
If you look back at this almost 10 years later now, It looks like it's fake. IT looks like a serious award show, and they edited Ricky Gervais over it.
MAn ! I hope this type of comedy will never die. It's ruthless, it's cheeky, and it coming from an angle nobody expects. Simply legendary !
SOLID GOLD AND TRULY ICONIC! ❤️
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GERVAIS IS A TOTAL SAVAGE!!!! XD
"He's fun"
Absolutely genius and spot on Ricky! Now that is honesty!
I‘m here for all those pre-annoyed and nervous looks on the audience‘s faces LMAO I love how Ricky just doesn‘t let them have a chill night, the tension is hilarious
The only good part about the golden globes is watching overpaid actors laugh through the pain
“Have you seen The Tourist?”
"Ahhh...NO"
Elton& Leo have hurt feelings without getting directly called out. Jodie can handle Ricky's humor.
Summing it all up, Johnny Depp: "Ah boy, he's fun." Classic. That'll be being quoted still in 50 years' time. :-)
Depp pretending to go after Ricky is what everyone thought Will Smith was doing.
comedic genius really
4:07 not surprised why Leonardo can’t laugh about that, since his model relationships only last for two weeks.
Let's all appreciate that this comment was written before the 2020 speech!
and it works!!! There you go.
we all needed this... thank you ricky for saying things celebs will never hear!
these opening monologues are so well written that after seeing them a 100 times they still sound fresh
it would be a carnage if he were to host the oscars...damn i really want to see that happening!
We need Ricky and comedians. They keep it real.
It feels like a warm up. He’s so much better now
Jodie Foster and Johnny Depp, brilliant sense of humour!!
I like that Jodie Foster got a “sorry” 😂
She isn't probably as uppity as the rest
Elton Johns grumpy facing popping up was classic too! Lol!🤣🤣
@@rjkore5229 You mean Elton John's real face.
He treats like stand-up. One of my favorite comedians.
Love this guy. He's right; it's the rich, famous people winning awards. There's nothing in it for the millions of people watching, so he does his best to make it enjoyable for the viewers.
Who came back here after watching him hosting again this year?
The thing is everything he says is always 100% facts. He has my respect :) And he is the original creator of The Office and great show writer I think credit where its due.
A absolute legend!
Whenever I'm feeling down, a bit of Ricky Gervais usually helps
His charisma shines through the screen.
I could listen to him all night!!!😂
I love how their expressions change when they realize that the camera is on them
Johnny: “Ah boy he’s fun”
Translation: “Imma kill this MF”
Nah Johnny and Ricky are great friends... even worked with him...