"Bro im not lagging, i swear"

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2023
  • Splatoon is the perfect game with absolutely no lag.
    Replay code for reciepts: RL1R-WK6C-HLGN-RG89
    #Nintendo #Splatoon #Games #Splatfest #Splatoon3 #Splatoon2 #Funny #Memes #viral
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  • @ShurikanBlade
    @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +42

    watch this to the end or you'll have laggy matches for all of 2024

  • @Pit1620
    @Pit1620 6 месяцев назад +90

    He was using the Heavy Edit Splatling to edit his surroundings, thus achieving omnipresence.

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +26

      I was playing splatoon, bro was playing fortnite in splatoon. We simply arent the same. I am not on his level

  • @Cookdyeast
    @Cookdyeast 6 месяцев назад +45

    Finally an honest person who doesn’t lie about being laggy

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +7

      id never lie about lag. Its against my morals

  • @RokrRey
    @RokrRey 6 месяцев назад +39

    This still hella baffles me, even how with all that lagging he didnt even get kicked out lmao

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +11

      BRO ON GAH, he was holding on for life

    • @Onomakil
      @Onomakil 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yet me with no lag gets kicked 💀

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      @@Onomakil nintendo intent bias

  • @swiftferret
    @swiftferret 6 месяцев назад +24

    He's not lagging he's just built different 🤤🙄🛌👩‍🎓

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +6

      bro simply had such a vengeance that he had to do it to em (me)

  • @kaycee7738
    @kaycee7738 6 месяцев назад +10

    He has become one with the tacticooler. I see no issue as we all strive to be him

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +2

      he spanws so fast he doesnt die

  • @theminiyosshi2901
    @theminiyosshi2901 6 месяцев назад +14

    At 2:00 you can see that the shots being fired from the barrel goes sideways

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +4

      That's the direction they were always intended to shoot

  • @sugarsodawithconfetti
    @sugarsodawithconfetti 6 месяцев назад +2

    you, having no clue how you're losing to this kid:
    them, eating their wifi router when you're not looking:

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      they had the munchies what can i say

  • @Nick-08
    @Nick-08 6 месяцев назад +8

    He must have the best gaming chair created to hit these clips

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +3

      bro got the gaming THRONE if he can do this

  • @cursedone8771
    @cursedone8771 6 месяцев назад +4

    How it feels to play checkers while your opponent plays 5D chess with multiverse time travel

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      nah bruh im tryna solve a 1 sided rubix cube while bro is tryna solve the answer to life

    • @cursedone8771
      @cursedone8771 6 месяцев назад

      @@ShurikanBlade I'm gonna use that from now on thanks

  • @AngusRemington
    @AngusRemington 6 месяцев назад +6

    I didn’t even know this stage had water bellow it.

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +2

      yeah bruh, it was shocking to know bro glitched so hard he got to explore outside of the map

  • @WingsOfAdventure115
    @WingsOfAdventure115 6 месяцев назад +8

    Bro looks like he’s having the time of his life + 14 buckets of ‘sugar’

    • @Cookdyeast
      @Cookdyeast 6 месяцев назад +3

      Bro was really like “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHH” that entire game

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +4

      this is what happens when you leave your inkling child unsupervised

    • @WingsOfAdventure115
      @WingsOfAdventure115 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ShurikanBlade sounds like something you would do

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      @@WingsOfAdventure115 I would never
      (In public)

    • @WingsOfAdventure115
      @WingsOfAdventure115 6 месяцев назад

      @@ShurikanBlade 😏👌

  • @joshbox4354
    @joshbox4354 6 месяцев назад +4

    how much was bro paying the doctors to keep his internet on life support 💀

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      he made a contract to remove his just to stay in the match bruh. aint no way it wasnt some voodoo magic

  • @Ash-mf5bu
    @Ash-mf5bu 6 месяцев назад +6

    BOY WHAT DA HELLLL‼️‼️ OHH MY GODDD 🤯🤯 NO WAYYYEIEIEAY 😭😭‼️🗣🗣WHAT KINDA LAG IS THAT?.??

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +4

      WHAT THE HEYYYYYALLL, OH MAIIIII GAWWWD NO WUAUAUAUAUAUAUAY

  • @EIZENSTEIN.
    @EIZENSTEIN. 6 месяцев назад +3

    :D $20 a year.
    if splatoon, then only squids🔥

  • @dankmaterial2151
    @dankmaterial2151 6 месяцев назад +2

    Peer to peer based connection moment

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      nah i think you mean "peak to peak based connection"

  • @AlgidSquid
    @AlgidSquid 6 месяцев назад +1

    This might be the Splatoon video ever.

  • @Kevs_BS
    @Kevs_BS 6 месяцев назад +4

    Get bro a new gaming chair 🗣️

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +2

      not even a gaming chair can save me

  • @RandomSmallfry
    @RandomSmallfry 6 месяцев назад +3

    hard to say if it was lag, or if he was hacking

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      nah it was lag, no heavy edit person knows how to edit the code

    • @RandomSmallfry
      @RandomSmallfry 6 месяцев назад

      fr lmao@@ShurikanBlade

  • @kaeyaluckaealberich1612
    @kaeyaluckaealberich1612 6 месяцев назад +2

    I once had a match where the whole enemy team disconnected except for like 1 person. And it's me or one other or more.
    Casually takes the free win

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      ive had matches like that and its so funny. its like a final stand to see who can last longer in nintendos eyes

    • @kaeyaluckaealberich1612
      @kaeyaluckaealberich1612 6 месяцев назад

      @@ShurikanBlade Staring hard at the screen: Keep me in! Keep me in!

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      @@kaeyaluckaealberich1612 me begging Overlord nogami to let me stay or else he'll ban me over something that's his fault

  • @lordmew5
    @lordmew5 6 месяцев назад +1

    I imagine thats what the inside of a black whole is like.

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      one day a black hole will spawn and we will all simply just L A G.

  • @yinyangyt8749
    @yinyangyt8749 6 месяцев назад +1

    Well. That’s Splatoon for you

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      the literal splatoon experience

  • @NinjonLazarus
    @NinjonLazarus 6 месяцев назад

    Bro, this is not lag he got possessed. You need an exorcist for this one.

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      WE CALLIN THE POPE FOR THIS ONE

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 6 месяцев назад +3

    Bet they're playing on school wifi, or something like that

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +8

      mcdonalds universtiy wifi in a desert in australia

  • @Crisp_Toast
    @Crisp_Toast 6 месяцев назад +4

    …you literally fighting a demon, surprised your still alive

  • @inkkitty4405
    @inkkitty4405 6 месяцев назад

    The dood came straight outta Hogwarts to the turf field or he is working on Eldritch internet, Okita hears dats more than lil wonky this time of year.
    His pov makes my head hurt O ^ O;

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      he came from hogwarts and said, "Splatoon inkionis!!" and then all the cheats came on

    • @inkkitty4405
      @inkkitty4405 6 месяцев назад

      @@ShurikanBlade Could have always been worse :O Okita hears Ava Sqidavar is purrty bad!

  • @ivyw5862
    @ivyw5862 4 месяца назад

    Normal X Rank matches be like:

  • @bluemario5266
    @bluemario5266 6 месяцев назад +1

    He just has a really good gaming chair

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      its simply just very high quality and extra comfy

  • @nyawnyanwyaw
    @nyawnyanwyaw 6 месяцев назад +2

    WHY IS THIS SO HILARIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      BRO I KNOW, I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I SAW IT

  • @sebascervantes5684
    @sebascervantes5684 6 месяцев назад

    A normal day in splatoon be like:

  • @thefunnycomedian859
    @thefunnycomedian859 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro got that McDonald’s WiFi

  • @ruikasasfixer
    @ruikasasfixer 6 месяцев назад

    Splatoon 3 at its finest

  • @some_williott
    @some_williott 6 месяцев назад

    And then there's me randomly getting kicked out and then timed out for 10 minutes when I'm not even lagging at all sometimes, so it always looks like I'm rage quitting :(

  • @panconqueso9269
    @panconqueso9269 6 месяцев назад +1

    Peak splatoon gameplay

  • @morado390
    @morado390 6 месяцев назад +1

    the splatoon servers weren't ready for the masive income of new players

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +5

      Poor indie company nintendo wasn't prepared

    • @LiliumOrientalis
      @LiliumOrientalis 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lol, their servers only do matchmaking and data storage, battles are peer-to-peer. Poor indie company Nintendo can't afford game servers 😢

  • @blu3m0nkey
    @blu3m0nkey 6 месяцев назад

    They aren't even lagging they're dying

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      maybe it was all a call for help

  • @legendamo
    @legendamo 6 месяцев назад +4

    Mf got a damn trashbag as his wifi router god damn

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      the mcdonalds trashbag in autralia

  • @dark_moth7
    @dark_moth7 6 месяцев назад

    "The most normal game of Splatoon 3, nothing out of the ordinary here." 😇

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      yeah like this is the most average game every tbh

  • @sophieheart2707
    @sophieheart2707 6 месяцев назад +1

    Something is fishy is right now 🤔

  • @honord.1811
    @honord.1811 6 месяцев назад +3

    What happened to this game while I was gone!?

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      society couldnt survive without your presence

    • @honord.1811
      @honord.1811 6 месяцев назад +1

      Well, I don’t know if I’d say *T H A T .*

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      @@honord.1811 it's true. I witnessed it all

    • @honord.1811
      @honord.1811 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah. That lag is pretty bad.

  • @ThomCout88
    @ThomCout88 6 месяцев назад

    Blud is not lagging he is just build different

  • @jujubossy3ditz
    @jujubossy3ditz 6 месяцев назад

    NSO moment 🗿

  • @P-nk-m-na
    @P-nk-m-na 6 месяцев назад

    bro was he playing from literally tuvalu

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      He was playing from
      *checks notes*
      AUSTRALIA

  • @Atomic_Oven
    @Atomic_Oven 6 месяцев назад +2

    Skill issue lil bro 🗣🔥🔥

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад +1

      sorry. i know im washed

    • @Atomic_Oven
      @Atomic_Oven 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ShurikanBlade
      Get gud smh

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      @@Atomic_Oven I wish I could but I am not that guy

  • @torrent3997
    @torrent3997 6 месяцев назад

    A guy was just hacking

  • @thebipedalsquid
    @thebipedalsquid 6 месяцев назад

    BRO

  • @usernameisallfull
    @usernameisallfull 6 месяцев назад

    This is unedited????? And splatoon tells me that *my* connection is so bad that an error occurred... I'm suprised they weren't kicked from the game right away lmao

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      YES IT WAS UNEDITED AND THE REPLAY CODE IS IN THE DESCRIPTION IF YOU WANNA SEE. LIKE ITS ACTUALLY JUST THAT BAD

  • @AlsEggs
    @AlsEggs 6 месяцев назад

    Hi Shurikan

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      Hi Al. Whens winning with every weapon?

  • @MoblinFanLikesMoblins
    @MoblinFanLikesMoblins 6 месяцев назад

    Is there a replay code? XD

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      yes after searching the replay code:
      RL1R-WK6C-HLGN-RG89

    • @MoblinFanLikesMoblins
      @MoblinFanLikesMoblins 5 месяцев назад

      @@ShurikanBladethank you so much!!!

  • @piethrowerkiller9544
    @piethrowerkiller9544 6 месяцев назад

    Bro just has a better gaming chair get better fr

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  6 месяцев назад

      Bro got the gaming throne if he can pull maneuvers like this

  • @Jake_Brakes
    @Jake_Brakes 3 месяца назад +1

    Hi

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  2 месяца назад

      hi :)

    • @Jake_Brakes
      @Jake_Brakes 2 месяца назад

      @@ShurikanBlade hru?

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  2 месяца назад

      I'm good, what about you?

    • @Jake_Brakes
      @Jake_Brakes 2 месяца назад

      @@ShurikanBlade i'm ok, wanna be friends?

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade  2 месяца назад

      @@Jake_Brakes how so? like on discord or on switch?