Something About Zelda Ocarina of Time: The 3 Spiritual Stones (Loud Sound Warning) 🧝🏻✨

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[@PelemusMcSoy]

Not sure if this was intentional or mentioned by others, but I wouldn't be surprised if the checkmarks at 3:25 are different colors not just because it's silly, but because it shows how Pepto solved the problems.
Deku Tree, Red: Solved by brute force, burning the parasite. Red is Din and Power's color.
Dodongo's Cavern, Blue: Solved by offering a logical solution to the Gorons. Blue is Nayru and Wisdom's color.
Jabu Jabu, will be Green: Solved by exploding the Zora deity right in front of the king and armed guards, which takes either extreme ignorance or extreme guts (no pun intended). Green is Farore and Courage's color.

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Thank you for the pin, Jeremy! 💜

[@lusasedoux479]

What an incredible callout, excellence♣

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@lusasedoux479 Thank you!

[@Metal_Master_YT]

1:46 Full Owl's Dialogue:
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!
It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!
You will encounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with the concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.
Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
*Camera pans to Link, and probably misses some text.*
One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000.
Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000.
And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought * *No*
*Yes*
*Link accidentally selects No*
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! *Recites first 10 lines*
It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!
You will encounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with the concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.
*Camera pans to Link, as he starts to go insane (and probably misses some text once again)*
Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?
Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?
And that some cats are allergic to people?
And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? *Apparently "Murrie" is not a word, silly RUclips comments dictionary*
And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?
And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?
And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?
And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark.*
And did you know that sushi actually originated in southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being
introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? *The word "introduced" and "around" are partially covered up by Link's well timed ocarina toss.*
And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?
And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. Also, it's spelled "petrichor" not "petichor".*
*Ocarina smashes into the Owl's face and makes every rational person on the planet smile.*
*THE END*
AAAAHH I just wasted 2 hours of my life making this for you, please like this comment so that Terminal Montage and others can see this comment, and to show that you appreciate my dedication!
*THAT IS YOUR FATE.* I'm so bored, my hand is stiff and I ran out of raisins to snack on. Also, like this comment if you like raisins. That darn owl talked faster than a world record rapper, sheesh.
I swear they put the "NO" option there on purpose. *BEER KOOZIES.* whatever happened to that poor mentally ill owl? groundbreaking stuff probably. *CHIPOTLE*
_Convenience isn't very healthy btw._
Hub ub bub uhb bub uhb dub bu ub buhb bu uhb dub uh bub.....
Did you get all that?
*No*
---> *Yes*
Okay, Goodbye. :)

[@lemonsuckerYT]

Thanks for this

[@DoctorTardis100]

thanks

[@kimanir1802]

You are a madlad with this level of dedication I hope you make it very far in life. *That is your fate*.

[@Metal_Master_YT]

@@kimanir1802 (thx) yeah, and just imagine how hard it was to hear that other people had already done it before me. :/

[@ninjawoo1239]

Absolute madman

[@oofremixer2251]

For those who want to know everything the owl says:
"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
*Link stares*
"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
*Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller*
"And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes."
"Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'"
*Link keeps spamming controller*
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?"
*Option for No and Yes and poor Link presses No by accident*
*Repeats some previous quotes*
*Link makes same mistake and screams (man it hurts to watch that)*
"Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'".
Those are all the quotes I could see, I hope you enjoy trying to read all that. Yes I had to type all that. Yes I took probably an hour. Was it worth it? Yes.
Let me know if I made a mistake anywhere but I doubt anyone is going to try. Also there are rare typos in the quotes and I did not correct them.

[@MagolorEX03]

You're a true hero

[@jomann_hd]

It has been done 2 times alr

[@lessylessenta9963]

Thanks man

[@oofremixer2251]

@@jomann_hd Where

[@Totallynotkyubey]

Kudos, man.

[@Linkmon99]

I lost it when the owl repeated itself, the fact that nintendo put the repeat button at the top when you are spamming A the whole time to get through the message is pure evil 😂😭

[@brandonwiley5372]

I RELATE

[@dicedown_]

Linkmon99 XD

[@Tom-101]

Lmao it's so true, this always happens to me

[@JIBZ03]

look at my comment if you'd like to read what the owl said

[@islandboy9381]

Nintendo: that's your punishment for not listening *F O O L*

[@LyricPhil]

I cannot get over the fact that the Temple music was just the first 6 notes of the Flintstones melody and no one's talking about it.

[@zheppard413]

I scrolled and scrolled just to find this comment

[@PKMNgamer99]

that’s siivagunner for ya

[@jordanrodriguez7744]

Comedic gold

[@CheapFlashyLoris]

When Link places all the spiritual stones in their resting places and opens the door to the GRAND DAD

[@philroland8164]

I brought that up months ago but nobody noticed it then. It's really clever. 😂

[@legacytag]

"Why don't you eat the boulder"
Something I'm sure many kids playing this game for the first time screamed at the Gorons

[@barelyawake868]

i know i did

[@nickmann2589]

bro I was like 5-7 when I first played it so I was like "k"

[@thebombbeast6465]

I said "why won't they just eat the boulder?" When it came to that scene too. I didn't play the game but I said it while watching this video

[@dragonmaster951753]

I didn't think about that until now and well... I'm much older than a kid

[@uglygarbage1462]

I did

[@positronicreflex.]

"Like playing with your legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore" That brought back some sad memories lol

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

Yeah, that was the Owl text that really hit me in the feels too, bro!!

[@megaman161]

That section about waste spending was pretty terrible if it was true.

[@ps2nishiki]

Video: 1 minute ago
Comments: 23 hours ago

[@buzzlightyear8157]

22 hours ago?

[@PixelPickle-rk3ym]

Are you a time traveler?

[@yhanbolbaran5180]

Never thought about how they could just eat the boulder..

[@Jakey0004]

Same, that was a good point lol

[@deviantartguy0]

I always figured they can only eat certain stones, so maybe the Boulder tasted bad, or it had no nutrients.

[@ShadowWolfSahale]

I'm pretty sure in the game they talk about how they don't just eat any stones, they only eat the ones inside the cavern. Whether that's out of taste or necessity I do not remember if that's stated

[@eaton84ae]

I felt the concept of the Gorons eating specific rocks was a stupid work around because in the end it's basically "let's eat dirt covered rocks or we can go inside that cavern and eat rocks covered in dirt with maybe some calcium or salt

[@trentthen642]

Yeah

[@yellowplaydough7894]

The "did you get all that" "no" was so real

[@alessandrosanna1751]

fr

[@CS-ui4qj]

Every time I’d hit that. 😩

[@leondosunmu8450]

there is so much funny stuff that the owl says if you slow it down

[@Rogue_Innocence]

Man I was dying when it repeated

[@Kuronii01]

Never knew the Temple of Time was a shrine to the Flintstones. The more you know.

[@megaman161]

The MOTHER series' "Snowman" in Zelda's room :3

[@Sean_Bird]

I guess you could say it’s a very *grand* temple.

[@buzzlightyear8157]

23 hours ago?

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

GRAND DAD 7

[@superlagbro192]

FLEENSTONES!?!

[@smeez8195]

This is probably the closest anyone will get to capturing how aggressive Navi is

[@MiloIsSleepy]

HEYHEYHEYHWYHEYLISTENHEYHEYLOOKLISTENLISTENHEYLOOKLOOKLOKLISTENLISTENGEYHEYHEYHEYHEY

[@MiloIsSleepy]

HEY LOOK LOOK LISTEN EHY HEY HEY

[@Jords250]

AAAAASAASAAAAASAAAAA

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

*Navi kills some kids*

[@saricubra2867]

Don't get me started with Midna if you threaten her, specially after what she did to Zant...

[@insertobligatoryreferenceh489]

Kaepora Gaebora's dialogue:
"Hoo hoot, little Link... Look up here!"
"It appears the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!"
"You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore."
"Coming to grips with the concept of time."
"Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing."
"And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life."
"Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your similar interests."
"But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends."
"That is your fate."
"Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!"
"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000."
"Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000."
"And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fats, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well."
"That is your fate."
"Don't be discouraged, even during the toughest of times!"
"And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer-koozies."
"Beer-koozies."
"The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work."
"It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff."
"Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan national army. Afghanistan is 98% desert."
"They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens."
"$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru."
"$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ."
"And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48 billion in improper payments in Fiscal year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big problem, it opens up to all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'."
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there..."
"If you are lost and don't know where to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word map can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next."
"Did you get all that?"
➡️No
Yes
Extra dialogue:
"Did you know the hastag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?"
"Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?"
"And that some cats are allergic to people?"
"And that M&M stand for Mars and Murrie?"
"And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more that 2 miles away?"
"And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?"
"And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?"
"And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in 'Mickey's?'"
"And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century?"
"And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 128 days?"
"And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'"
Do I have a life? I don't know at this point.

[@din0696]

You sir have won my respect

[@hozanto7521]

You do have a life. A life you've lived the fullest so far.

[@SapphireSolstice67]

Holy crap, the absolute mad lad

[@emblemblade9245]

Thank you thank you thank you so much!

[@gustavoortega3824]

I wanna copy and paste this but idk how on mobile

[@jessicawilson9579]

I decided to pause and read what the owl was saying and “like playing with your legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore” hit so hard

[@Djnightmare14]

I did the same thing, spitting facts about salt in burritos!

[@adyn8811]

''..Have you ever had a dream? that you want you you you could do so you you you'd do you could you you wanted you want''
- Zelda, 1998

[@rayansecret2965]

Link: Yes

[@marioncabirol3516]

lol (D

[@DMP64]

*scream of joy*

[@aaronelliott8403]

Have you ever had seen even tried even though want to do look more like?

[@emmaemma8171]

Lol

[@tjeffersonb]

I love how this references the fact that everyone just rolls around in this game instead of walking normally

[@conntoons_4848]

It’s more convenient

[@tjeffersonb]

Conn Toons yes, yes it is

[@josepholague925]

It gives me the rolling edge.

[@user-mh8uk8jl6o]

I jump

[@Sugondeeze_Nuts]

Some of us walk backwards >:3

[@lekingyeeter3241]

Anyone gonna talk about how the owl is spitting straight facts about Chipotle, dept, and scandals?

[@demonsec6039]

good eye

[@JaimeCruz80]

Dont forget about the legos

[@beunhaassie]

I hurt my wrist pausing for that

[@thomas_tk330]

Scandals are scandals but I prefer failed attempts at expanding local or governmental organisations over pouring money into immigration or financial aid for foreign countries. So I'm not going to address the Owl's criticism of how tax revenues are spent

[@fabigotn9321]

@@beunhaassie Why u not just slow the vid to 0.25? Its way easier

[@chipstyx]

Navi get the Pepto Bismal relevant TOTK 2023

[@dashdestroyer8238]

(Only putting cause pinned message)
Wheres the one hidden video in the playlist?

[@Jemsie]

@@dashdestroyer8238 I have no clue

[@dragonstalker4948]

zelda screm

[@schizo8923]

@@dashdestroyer8238 perhaps a placeholder for the water temple video? Been waiting for that one..

[@auralopez7796]

HOW WAS MEME DALE ZELDA DALE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹🥲😹😹🥛

[@robwarriors62]

The Flintstones theme with the Temple of Time choir sound is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.

[@5hyguy42]

Yes I flipped out

[@TherapueticLiz]

Siivagunner granddad meme

[@Welv1987]

no, that is 7 GRAND DAD music

[@Welv1987]

nice i'm the 69th like

[@zlakdoald]

That's SiIvaGunner for ya

[@Judith_Vega]

I can relate to everything presented here, specially with the dam... owl

[@Chadius]

That talk about friends really cut me deep/

[@ioccasionallyeatwings]

Did you actually take the time to read what the owl was saying?
Well sorry for you then...

[@agr0nianTV]

@@ioccasionallyeatwings I did it was interesting.

[@the_real_yummuy]

Bababababababababababa×1000000000000000000000

[@FreedomAndPeaceOnly]

Yeah we all felt that owl.

[@rodinopuz7693]

Dude you can’t just leave us like that without part 2 of this masterpiece.

[@rj2cool214]

True

[@rj2cool214]

Where is part two??

[@c_cubed]

He'll probably make it in Something About Season 4.

[@suehanigan9548]

True

[@wesomesaucer]

Agreed

[@ZLGaming140]

1:47
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!
It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!
You will encounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season and usually because of your ahared interests.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.
Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
1:49
One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000.
Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000.
And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought
Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium.
Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Mabye this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all.
Convenience isn't very healthy.
You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well.
You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well.
That is your fate.
Don't feel discourage, even the toughest times!
1:54
And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, studying beer koozies.
Beer koozies.
The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work.
It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff.
Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army.
Afghanistan is 98 percent desert.
They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens.
$10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru.
$2,120,040,355,35 _attempting_ to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ.
And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes.
Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018.
Since Medicare is such big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse.
It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report."
1:58
Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle.
You will meet a princess there...
If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map.
The areas you have explored will be shown on the map.
A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart ot drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about.
Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map.
On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next.
Did you get all that?
> No
Yes
1:47 dialogue box.
2:00 (this is the fastest part even in 0.25 speed)
Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?
Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?
And that some cats are allergic to people?
And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?
And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?
And that the odds of getting royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?
And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears including chainsaws?
And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?"
And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?
And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?
And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"
End of 1:47 - 2:02

[@jppacoidk]

Thanks you absolute legend

[@loggamer777]

Yes

[@KryztalKitsu]

Oh my gosh thank you. I was having a hard time stopping it to read.
Woah, I actually learned a lot from that long-winded owl. :)

[@groundbeef2]

You're a legend.

[@ZLGaming140]

@@NErDy-pr1jf Idk how to italic but now I know how to thanks to google

[@colt1986]

I love how Zelda telepathically connected with Link just to scream.

[@musicalmeryn]

that's my favorite part 😂

[@JayPlusForerunner]

Link....
*bloody screaming intensifies*

[@inscription8099]

this is my second fav part and it comes right after my first favorite part which is when ganondorf runs over already squashed link then throws a magic blast at him for no reason.

[@carpentiled]

“Why not just eat the Boulder?” *Proceeds to eat the Boulder and an entire family of dodongos*

[@Nyzer_]

The boulder wasn't spicy enough.

[@FilledOfOJ]

If I was starving I would do it

[@TupTupnt]

Om nom nom

[@slothman9731]

Best part.

[@VaSoapman]

Still not hungry enough for an octorok.

[@tropicmoonbug]

Hah!! The scrolling past the owl’s dialogue was so spot on 😂😂

[@natsusatsujinki8342]

Lower the speed and read it all 😂

[@saintsocramnymaia5511]

==>No
Yes

[@beardedslavbrew615]

Kaepora Gaebora has ADHD. He just wasn't diagnosed as a chick.

[@J0NATHAN_J03STAR]

Link:uhh...!*SPAMMING BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY*
Owl(I forgot their name):did you get that??
Link:*accidentally presses "no"*
Owl:*AGGRESSIVE LECTURE*
Link:HEYAH TEYAHH!!*T A K E I T*

[@nagatoryu5302]

"Why don't you eat the rock "
Loooool I asked the same question when I was a kid 😂👌🏻

[@isaiah204]

There actually is a goron who states their diet consists of the dodongo rocks specifically in the cave, though it is very easy to miss

[@CptViscen]

Humans can eat grass right, just pull some up out of the ground and eat that dingus

[@MetalCapR]

L O G I C

[@stanstanstan2597]

@@CptViscen I mean we can eat grass. I do it all the time

[@tanookiplayer]

"Why don't yo eat the boulder?" Finally someone gets it.

[@oussama7132]

best part

[@alejoplaya2487]

Why dont you eat trees if they are also plants , dont jugde with out thinking

[@NintenJoeGamer]

@@alejoplaya2487 That's not a valid argument lol.

[@Kaplykos]

Didn't they eat a certain type of rocks?

[@mistr9613]

That made me laugh too

[@marsonomics]

"have you ever had a dream that you, you, could, you, you, you"
"yes"
*EEEEEEEEEEE*

[@PichuGamer-tz8bl]

2:31 Zelda was singing

[@sageerwang7993]

just lower the playback speed man

[@lorigamer8736]

Best dream ever

[@christopherforeman4773]

Am I missing a reference?

[@mattmcd2803]

Y’all should check out Schmoyoho’s have You Ever Had a Dream songify

[@jenniferskelonc2692]

I dont know why, but ganon lauging in the background kills me every time!🤣 2:33

[@thevoidmagician6653]

This whole video is amazing but what always draws me in is that nice, short, cool, and relaxing intro to your videos. That little sound effect that echoes on a screen of nothing but words and is in sync with the words appearing on screen is a such perfect way start your videos. I just thought this went unappreciated, thanks for uploading you amazing work!

[@W3RT0]

Pp

[@JAM4422]

I like when he burps at the start of his videos! Oh wait, that’s the other guy...
I love your vids and all the details in them! Looking forward to part 2!

[@severalpeople7482]

Yep

[@atmylimitrgggh]

@@TerminalMontage lonk

[@red6471]

The end music is cool too ^^

[@TmanTheTdog]

I don’t think I’ve ever had such a feeling of existentialism than when I read the things that owl had to say

[@azzybeatz5966]

Lol🤣

[@avery-gee]

b r u h

[@georgeheld1901]

I learned how many frames he edits, the first set of speech stayed on for 2 frames each, while the second set of speech stayed up for 1 frame WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO US

[@ghosty2448]

Owl say!

[@Sugondeeze_Nuts]

It wasn't the owl saying anything
It was Terminal Montage
*Shudders*

[@codykenova]

That owl convo and hitting "no" by accident was the most accurate description of my childhood experience of this game ever.

[@thecodingpro11]

Yes exactly I would accidentally keep choosing no and have to repeat the conversation again

[@NRobbi42]

I now have 20 copies of Rand Paul books manifesting in my fireplace.

[@thedungeonscrawler2318]

I swear I heard every sentence he said at least 3 times.

[@johnsmith-ck4qt]

4:17 I laughed so hard when I first saw how Ganondorf ran over already smashed down Link with his 'Uyaa' scream and then shot him with a spell also)) 😂

[@laylawindstreak6429]

1:54
“Then there’s accidentally spending $28 million on *green* camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army.”
“Afghanistan is 98 percent desert.”
Lmao, that “Accidentally” made me laugh.

[@kellyjohnson6412]

I don't know why, but Ganondorf laughing as Zelda struggles to say her line is hilarious.

[@annieoddo1475]

The parts where Zelda screams at link are never not hilarious to me

[@DoctorSpacebar]

[Extreme Joy]

[@xLuigi34x]

I didn’t notice that until after a few rewatches. How did I miss it? I have no idea

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

Here is the time stamp that nobody gonna see 2:31

[@TommyAck102]

That and the fact her dad points it out to him :P

[@loganwilliams7121]

2:31 hahahahaha “have you ever had a dream that you want you you could do you you” “yes” **Extreme joy screech**

[@Skeleton-wn2zu]

That Final Fantasy refrence at 2:49 is awsome, it's the little things that count.

[@gammagomma4124]

I never thought I would hear Ganondorf say “Hahahahaha Ronaldihno Soccer”, but here we are

[@luks7069]

pqp tamo em todo lugar

[@expressosledghammer]

@@luks7069 BRASIL PORRA

[@alphaamoeba]

@@expressosledghammer Funnily enough, the bootleg comes from Peru

[@JxGabriel17]

Brasil porra

[@javierescudero7686]

I love how socser comes from a non english speaking peruvian

[@joebobjon1127]

The “why don’t you eat the boulder” sequence always hits me like a truck

[@wackyanimations3326]

@@Joshninja cause dey starvin

[@joebobjon1127]

@@Joshninja humans need vegetables to eat, but we also need protein among other things. We don’t know the Goron food pyramid, just that they like to eat and can’t survive without rocks.

[@game84cube]

Buh-buh

[@vanberryjr7027]

I absolutely lost it right there

[@braydenlewis3487]

Why didnt we think of that!
Link for President

[@angerykenboi1959]

I’m glad I spent 10 minutes trying to read everything the owl said

[@grremmy]

What did he say? :p

[@ohnoaloupgarou1076]

I kind of want it written out, as, bring on mobile, I can't pause the video fast enough to read each individual line.

[@Wario9989]

Anthony Lopez put it to 0.25 speed and then pause that’s what I did lol

[@reoglah]

The owl said " did you know that sushi originated from south east asia and introduced in south china first before came to japan sometimes at 8 centuries?"

[@Gazork.ChumbleSpuzz]

It got you fam - check my comment.

[@Kat-v3s]

0:33 this is as accurate as you can possibly get with Navi 🤣

[@zekebeans674]

I think he’ll just wait seven years before he makes part two so that it will match up with the game timeline

[@maxmillianwiegel1643]

Legend

[@zekebeans674]

@@maxmillianwiegel1643 of Zelda

[@basilelefebvre2494]

greetings from 2027

[@mmyes133]

Don’t give him ideas!!

[@username.8084]

he gave it a heart. its to late. we have to wait the 7 yeatrs.

[@ricesan6809]

I can't tell which link is scarier: Young link with genocidal spirit or surfboard link with speedrunning capabilities

[@hotramen5936]

if ive ever learned anything in this channel, its that anything that is fast is evil

[@ricesan6809]

@@hotramen5936 Oh no...not sonic the hedgehog!

[@Shyghost22]

Link:"Why don't you eat the boulder?"
Gorons: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*

[@geoffreywilson7008]

"But we don't like how those rocks taste" Just eat the broccoli already, dessert is RIGHT THERE behind it.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

@Yol Riin Lask
Welcome to Humanity. Please enjoy your stay

[@jomann_hd]

@@justiceforjoggers2897 indeed

[@firstgalacticempire5664]

*They eat Dodongo as well* 🤣🤣

[@Sugondeeze_Nuts]

@@firstgalacticempire5664 Me: King Dodongo is pretty scary, he can eat more than one bomb without dying
Gorons: Eat strong to becOME STRONG

[@duffthimblespork]

The music gags are on point, like Link playing Willy Wonka's Oompa-Loompa summoning song or the Temple of Time chorus singing the Flinstones theme

[@silverlink34]

THAT'S THE SOUND THAT HE PLAYS ON THE OCARINA!!! THANK YOU! (I just commented and asked about this!)

[@LopChows]

no matter what animation you do, the Godzilla roar will always get me.

[@nugget_real]

Same

[@andromeda4655]

I cannot overstate how much joy the sequence after the Gorons realize they can eat the boulder gives me, it’s just hilarious

[@maurymalkovich8117]

I have also come to rewatch that scene

[@romain8996]

I love how they always put the choice “no” first just to punish you for spamming and not reading

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

Man it buged me alot back in the day XD

[@icantnames8533]

I spent way to long pausing and reading all that...

[@wimpywater]

And then the next time they switch it up, Nintendo was self aware

[@GameparkGames]

The second time he put "yes" as the way to repeat it to get you again for not paying attention

[@Th3DankestMemer]

@@GameparkGames chaotic evil design

[@AryaPlus]

I love the attention to detail, just the most subtle things in the backround, and actually putting real sentences for the owl instead of random words or something

[@Chaft015]

4:50
"A TRIFORCE !
I'LL STEAL IT !
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW !"

[@lyingriotman2220]

God this makes it so much better, lmao!

[@frickroll]

*NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!*
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
No one will ever know!
ᴺᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵏⁿᵒʷᵎ

[@carachamadofinger4640]

_ronaldinho socser_

[@kameronschadt5246]

"Link...
Then that means Zelda is alone and UNPROTECTED!!!"

[@The-Will-Billy]

he yells it. thats the best part .

[@Nicknir]

"Ha ha ha Ronaldinho Saucer"
As a Brazilian I loved that turn into a meme

[@marmota7615]

ronaldinio çóçer

[@mkotaku-san7248]

Eu capotei nessa hora kkkk

[@derpymemesofficial]

As a Brazilian/American, I am happy too

[@pianoplayer4993]

You should have used ExpressVPN and not leaked information about you being Brazilian

[@emiliapaula1560]

Caralho

[@colinnfuyen8023]

Owl man at 1:46 : "Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! One day you'll find that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! And learning that the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report". Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next.
Did you get all that?
---> No
Yes
Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate.
Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murry? And that you can hear a blue whales heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"

[@andrewmccune4629]

Thanks I hate it

[@andrewmccune4629]

Read the whole thing btw

[@nobleerobligeer8095]

You are a hero

[@jiahall]

this better get to top comment, thanks man

[@playmanaig]

Thanks a lot, awesome work

[@BottledPoe]

I love all the little references that are in this lol, like smash bros going on on top of the castle and a black mage and a fighter walk into kakariko lol

[@cpine9062]

I swear I'm gonna be so pissed if he waits 7 years to make part 2.

[@captainkirk4637]

He probably will…

[@323starlight]

He’s probably reading this, sitting at his computer, rubbing his hands together and sayin “all according to keikaku”

[@jed23ify]

Yea, I’m sad he never got to part 2 😞....

[@yourmum69_420]

@@jed23ify Why say it like that, did he die? he's prolly just waiting 7 years... it's been one so far

[@voiceofstem]

You jynxed it.

[@jazuii]

when he clicked "no" to the, "did you get all that?"
*I felt that*

[@chantellelawson2318]

No

[@mr.cnado_452]

Same here

[@Outcrow]

This is so weird and so adorable at the same time. Weirdorable.

[@user-ls3fe4nx3i]

😂

[@fatyoshi4853]

W e i r d o r a b l e

[@TeSh1n]

PLEASE understand feel of memes

[@FranDC4]

"Weirdorable" that's a good word not gonna lie

[@usagichanp]

that's all of their videos tbh

[@BigZay2397]

3:57 I was expecting to see them make fun how SLOW he scoots over. I was baffled at the fact I had to sit there for that long the very first time I played oot.

[@imsatori]

I like how Zelda’s dad is trying rid of her and is just like “That’s her right there, yup, she’s yours.”

[@megameme29]

As long as you have enough rupees

[@adambasile9570]

Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS

[@pkyt2458]

@@megameme29 rupees*

[@AnimatedTerror]

The Sensible One this ones not very bright, is he.

[@XavierZara]

@@adambasile9570 R O P E

[@Estesujeto_en_youtube]

The guide for every terminalmontage video:
-pause the video
-subtitles on
-wait untill the video is TRULLY over
-watch it again for extra easter eggs
-watch it again because this man puts a lot of effort into his animations.
Enjoy

[@Josuh]

-Watch some parts of the video in 0.25x speed and abusing the keyboard shortcuts to do so (Shift + , slows down the video easily, speed it up with Shift + .)

[@samufinland5765]

@@Josuh
Or just use . and , to view them frame-by-frame

[@GoodGamer360]

​@@samufinland5765 yeah, took me like 4 min to read all the owl's text

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@samufinland5765 !!!

[@latt.qcd9221]

2:11
I was expecting it would immediately turn to night and the drawbridge would be lifted just before he got there.

[@MegaManDied]

Nah Link was rolling, he got there in time

[@bodevaughn1599]

Bro same ive missed that so many times until i relized that you could side step to get there faster, i kinda wish he put that in there...

[@SeddyAm]

Same

[@Idk-pr2nd]

I walk backwards I think that's faster

[@Novaliod]

There's always part 2! ; )

[@Edward_YT_WEC]

4:28 That was the most beautiful speech I have ever heard 🥹

[@drakon6878]

"Why don't you eat the boulder?"
"Why do you humans have farms? Why don't you eat grass and trees?"

[@FangzwithaZ]

Well because.... because......
Idk why

[@Manuel-tb3ew]

It’s not edible?

[@ILiekFishes]

@@FangzwithaZ Mind size: Mega

[@VitaEmerald324]

Yeah that’s right, punkass.

[@fireshockgamer6734]

Yes.

[@amyfox4829]

this series has insane replay value and i am here to stamp my most beloved frames:
2:55 falling goron
3:11 *realization*
4:53 the ICONIC ganon jig

[@kitsunedosfulminesaku8422]

4:53 Ronaldinho soccer

[@TheMeq]

3:24 Howls Moving Castle

[@emints1647]

2:16 Buh Buh (My favorite part)

[@Castx73702]

0:50 - Something has definitly gone wrong with the Epoch.

[@noahkrueger2866]

Feeding frenzy begins 3:09

[@Strawberry_PopTart]

2:14 Love the Smash reference on top of the Hyrule castle.

[@duckyboy4329]

I just love blue yoshi

[@_cam-]

same

[@leroidethule]

You missed 7:05

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

1:49 I appreciate you going back into the subtitles to say that they do show sodium now.

[@powerless8567]

4:49 Everything about this scene is perfect holy crap

[@RED-sl2le]

It’s the physical embodiment of the word art
The music
The animation
The dancing
It’s all perfect

[@zachm5623]

I still don't know what's with the weird triforce though

[@oznofow]

love how the triforce is like *”no not triangle”*

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

@@zachm5623 I believe it's a Vinesauce reference.

[@jimmywhite6863]

@@zachm5623 it's a 4chan reference, they could type the triforce on there at some point but nowadays it can only be misaligned like in this video.

[@imperatorfulgur]

“We need rocks to eat but dodongo’s cavern is blocked by a boulder”
“Why don’t you eat the boulder?”
*B R A I N B L A S T*

[@nocturnallsnake4228]

They are so gourmets they only want the rocks from Dodongo's Cave.
But where did that rock come from?

[@MetalCapR]

It’s beeg brain time

[@bruno_monteiro3786]

Stonks

[@gormauslander]

*Proceeds to devour everything, whether it moves or doesn't.

[@CodesTheOtaku]

Yeah, I always wondered why they didn’t do that.

[@DanielMartinez-nw1pn]

Ok, so here's everything the owl told Link:
"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't a great of an alternative to McDonald's after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Departament of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report".
Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there. If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? (Link chooses NO 😰)
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate.
Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys"? And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rain is called "petichor"?
(Link throws his ocarina right at the owl's goddamn face) 😂
EDIT: Wow!! So many likes. Thank you! And yes, I had a day off at work and I was a little bored. It only took me like an hour do to it, lol 😂

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

Ah yes warm rain or should I say
Petichor

[@xthax9718]

Dedication

[@thatdbzguyfr]

Why would you waste your time like this??

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

@@thatdbzguyfr It's in the eyes of the watcher if it's a waste of time

[@rlbx]

Bro why isn’t this pinned?

[@danielash8099]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Just kinda mad there wasn’t a 5 minute segment of King Zora scooting over.

[@Machstorm9]

Thank you for speaking up about this issue!

[@skully7735]

Seriously. I was waiting for that too

[@UXGillespie]

That WOULD have been funny!!!!

[@satoruriolu6132]

Inwas really expecting the last 4 minutes to be watching king going mweep

[@VinchVolt]

"Oweep."
"Oweep."
"Oweep."
"Oweep."

[@gaspartiznado6418]

“Why don’t you eat the boulder?”
Years of pent-up frustration, anger, and tears have suddenly manifested because of those words.

[@matthew46058]

Y - Same

[@Lumis_The_Lucario]

I don't know human eat plants so why don't you eat the grass in your yard

[@letsgetmetosubscribersasameme]

Lmfao

[@raevrrrr]

@@Lumis_The_Lucario boulder is big rock, grass is not big broccoli

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@raevrrrr true but gorons might only eat certain kinds of rocks.

[@fazu3222]

I never heard a more threatening and powerful sound than “Bu buh”

[@realkingtoast]

cool pfp

[@seacow8114]

BA BUH BA BUH BA BUH BA

[@Leonhardt04]

...
bird up

[@realkingtoast]

@@Leonhardt04 DUH DUH DUH

[@azzybeatz5966]

Bud buh.

[@sad-pt7xd]

When the owl said: “Like playing with Legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore.” I felt that

[@nickeloudeon1]

thats the moment when you look at your self in the mirror drunk and high lisent in some 90's depressive songs

[@MusicDecomposer]

When the owl said "Hah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah" I felt that.

[@CLOYO]

@@nickeloudeon1 No... Just depression

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

José Rodolfo Medina Arreola That is you when you got knocked out by someone with a giant stick and drank Corona without noticing.

[@Powdown]

I read the entire thing.

[@juanpablogomezmoncada2924]

Daruma: "We can't eat rocks because the dodongo's is locked by a boulder"
Lenk: "Why you don't eat the boulder?"
Daruma: **THE PROFECY IS TRUE**

[@TrinityDreamer12]

Wow that was a big plothole

[@simplyjeef8503]

@@TrinityDreamer12 Not really. Humans eat plants, right? So why bother with farming when grass and trees grow everywhere. Gorons eat rocks, but that doesn't mean all rocks are palatable or nutritious to them.

[@Pikachuington]

@@simplyjeef8503 we dont call all fruits and veggies Grass though, the gorons make no distiction between Dodongo rocks and normal rocks aside from the former being more tasty in the game.

[@IsshikiKotonashi]

the scene between link and saria is surprisingly adorable
(1:35)

[@Bouffdawg64]

Yea I kno

[@airtheoxygen2631]

*take It*

[@dolfitheyoshi3495]

So true

[@zacharyminto4181]

ye her voice tho XD

[@AyaneOfDeath]

Burp!

[@KayzIdeas]

The "PLAY THE FLUTE CHILD" captions never get old. Actually, none of the custom captions never get old.

[@ChaoticTurtle]

He's totally gonna make part 2 seven years later. Such absurd humor is why we love him.

[@Miketa245]

well frick me I think you're absolutely right

[@psycho_mantis2114]

I would hate/ love it but this madlad might do it About 6 years and 4 months left

[@goku3460]

Let’s hope he goes by dog years lol

[@stuartcodd3568]

That’s dedication to the bit

[@zekebeans674]

Oop, I posted practically the same comment, sorry about that! I swear I didn’t see this before posting mine!

[@amidarkdesigns1229]

"Why dont you eat the boulder?"
Lol

[@dadmitri4259]

my favorite part

[@enthtai]

1:47
was 100% not expecting a Dog Of Wisdom reference there.

[@buzzlightyear8157]

22 hours ago?

[@breadlord2855]

In order to read the wisdom of the owl
You must B I R D U P
CaCaW

[@alvaropontorno7921]

I had to pause as to not fall out of my chair laughing when i heard the voice cluster is under attack. Oh the nostalgia

[@levelupsonic]

Mario: Yahoo!
Sonic: Chili Dogs
Samus: good baby
Fox: Hi-yaa!
Kirbo: Poyo!
Young Link: bU bUH

[@moltenpizza4848]

Ganondorf:HAHAHAHAH RONALDINHO SUCKSER

[@spicymeatball3807]

Amuro:WUUUAAAAH

[@ChristianVillamil]

Ganon: Doriah!

[@GioGiotaro]

@@moltenpizza4848 u know , Ronaldinho is a brazilian soccer pro player

[@kyutora1024]

*The Baby

[@SXel]

"Why don't you eat the boulder? "
God damn, how is that nobody thought in that before? O_o

[@Chaos89P]

Because the Gorons explain that they've become way too picky about the rocks they eat.

[@djpegao]

After all this time and nobody had thought of that simple solution.

[@dgplayzit4438]

@@Chaos89P "we are starving to death but we won't eat the giant boulder in the way of our food even though we eat rocks because we are too picky"

[@TechBlade9000]

@@djpegao Then if vines block your way anymore eat the vines

[@peeearl]

When you edit your comment and there is still an error in it..

[@Smitty101y]

Mashing thru the owl and pressing listen again cause we didnt know how to stop... We've all done it. Beautiful just beautiful

[@Winrarnt]

This comment was made 21 hours before the video

[@Revanaught]

Always mash with B. That's what ocarina of time taught me.

[@SnackGuy2Star]

@@Winrarnt Wut

[@bassoonplatoon3146]

Tony Stank patreon reward

[@Angelcat2023]

2:29 is my fav scene, I can't even stop laughing at it 🤣

[@zw97]

This video is what all true warriors strive for!

[@bigsolo6952]

It randomly pops in my head 😂

[@moronicpufferfish5900]

"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Finally someone else wonders about that

[@mmmnah7684]

"Hylians eat plants, right? Why do you need farms? Why don't you just eat grass."

[@ShotgunFiend]

@@mmmnah7684 a more accurate analogy is "hylians eat bread but there's a locked door made of bread sealing off the bread storage room"

[@kratal122]

There was an attempted hand wave that the gorons were picky eaters and that only the rocks INSIDE Dodongo’s Cavern were palatable to them, so they couldn’t stomach eating the boulder blocking the entrance. My head canon is that by the time they had become hungry enough to eat the boulder they wouldn’t have regained the strength to deal with the resurgence of dodongos inside the cavern, which was also mentioned.
I guess Ganondorf revived the dodongos before he blocked the entrance, because how else would the gorons know that they had reappeared inside the caves.
It’s still a plot-hole, but not because it was completely ignored by the developers, it just wasn’t addressed convincingly.
But, I’m of the opinion the the Zelda series has been written vaguely by design so that it can stimulate the fans’ imaginations by filling in the gaps and inconsistencies. For better or worse, it’s one of the main reasons I love the franchise.

[@Darvoth]

I always assumed that they couldn’t eat that kind of rock. Like maybe they can’t digest it or maybe ganondorfs magic makes it toxic to them.

[@isaacceja1108]

Guys lets gust pay with graas

[@hibob1321]

0:46 people are missing the point here. The chest showed link that he had the strength inside him all along and that it wasn't something he needed to find.

[@revilno]

Oh I thought the chest was the hero of time

[@aki1943]

Welp messed up the 69 likes...

[@hibob1321]

@@aki1943 no worries, its just a stepping stone to 420 likes

[@aki1943]

@@hibob1321 oh lmao

[@lizh8022]

So deep.

[@edgarivan2674]

2:38 - 2:39
Kirbo and Luigi can be seen wandering inside the castle.
Have they started investigating speedrunning phenomena across other games?

[@davidhong1934]

Then where's Genos?

[@slavkei]

@@davidhong1934 Probably getting his arms punched off by a monster again, he's really good at that.
Geno is busy getting ready to get rejected from the next Smash lineup, sadly, if that's who you were actually asking about.

[@drkrzdoe2330]

2:37 look at the 2nd window i just saw a glimpse of someone but only like for a frame alsi slow it down at 0.25x if you want it to be easier

[@Josuh]

@@drkrzdoe2330 just pause the video and press " , " or " . " to see the individual frames in the video, that's genos

[@geek_x4565]

I love how when I clicked on the 2:38 I was met with Zelda's banshee screech

[@mattmcd2803]

The Goron fall at 2:55 with accompanying scream from The Mummy(?) is just the most wonderful, random, hilarious bit of comedy and illustrates this channel’s unique genius. Gets me every single time.

[@MrsNaNi176]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@glados1099]

“It’s not just a boulder. It’s a rock.”

[@daltonmasonbestfriend4life]

k r u s t y k r a b p i z z a i s t h e p i z z a f o r y o u a n d m e

[@MoonlightStatic]

Spongebob! Will you forget the stupid pioneers! Have you even realized that there are NONE of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from ALGAE!

[@keluargadjose4430]

XD

[@tlebron8426]

It’s not just a rock, IT’S DINNER!!!

[@Noydred]

English is not even my first language and I got it

[@tadeogomez7303]

I love how Navi's only understandable phrase is that 'hello!' at the start

[@TaIathar]

Apparently you missed the several times Navi said "Hey! Listen!"

[@anonymoose477]

Hello! Hey Listen! HEY!!! Navi says Nani. Have I mentioned Watch out!

[@DuncanMoua]

WaTcH oUt

[@tadeogomez7303]

@@TaIathar
She says it so fast it's pretty much not understandable

[@EndorphinSauce]

That subtle “Meet the Flintstones” jingle replacing the temple of time theme 🤣

[@fluffythecat2113]

That really caught me off guard

[@DDjivan]

siiva is inevitable

[@Dr-Peppy]

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED XD

[@fluffythecat2113]

Swolverine Where do I find this

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

Grandad

[@valaquenta220]

1:52 Link is smashing the part of the N64 controller where there's only a stick and a D-pad, no wonder he can't make the owl shut up xD.

[@simochiothereal4382]

“Hiya”
“Wahoo”
“Puyo”
“The Baby”
“Chili Dogs”
*”Hey, leesten”*
And bu buh

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

Bu buh

[@karrotkek9352]

No, bu buh.

[@layerp]

4:52
Ronaldinho Soxxer!

[@ryancooper4874]

“Have you ever had a dreams, that, you want, you, you can do so, you, you, do, you could, you, you want, you want.”

[@cabinhead8177]

*Tay*

[@idavid8391]

Me: *Sees this in my recommended*
Me: Ah, yes, the usual rounds of TerminalMontage vide--
*Posted 1 hour ago*
Me: *Screams like Kirby getting his letter for Smash Ultimate*

[@justinabreu3057]

Yes

[@Jords250]

H A H A H A A

[@Sugondeeze_Nuts]

Me: *Starts watching the video twenty minutes after it comes out*
RUclips five minutes later: "Hey Terminal Montage has a new video"
Me: "Haha I already activated hyperspeed"

[@ThePlushLuigiBros2018]

Here to rewatch before Part 2
0:32 Sign says: "Pepto Bismol's House"
0:33 Young Link has Legos, Hot Wheels, and a Baby Shark
0:35 Sign now says: "I can't believe he's dead"
2:14 Pikachu and Blue Yoshi are fighting on top of the castle
2:38 Geno appears in the right window for 1 frame, followed by Luigi on the left
2:39 Kirbo then appears on the left window
2:52 A Yoshi can be seen spin flying in the bottom left corner
3:14 Munchlax get out of here, this is not your game franchise
3:43 Kirbo's face is written on the wall along with "Kirbo wuz here"
4:33 There's the door to Halloween Town on one of the trees on the right
4:38 One of the bricks on the left turns into a beetle and scuttles away
4:44 The one-frame *B I R D U P ! ! !*

[@frozenburst64]

I can't believe I never noticed the flying Yoshi.

[@fpslifelegacy6902]

Underrated comment

[@bowserk.44]

You missed the pawn and gun shop sign

[@sherri1699]

3:23 Howl's Moving Castle

[@gap9897]

The muchlax is a snorlax

[@Astral_Something]

I appreciate the attention to detail with the claw marks on the ground from gohma at 1:16

[@haelstrom101]

1:58 A gamer's worst fear:
*"No" comes before "Yes" when mashing through text*

[@anaceweirdo1579]

The agony it brings-

[@angeltrox1047]

That is true

[@chespin_fan4441]

Holy frick

[@darklusare7582]

so SO true

[@unfunnyhere4990]

oh God

[@ArkosMan]

It took me a good few moments to figure where I had heard the quick flute playing at 3:38. Good obscure Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory reference!

[@forestthatsme9685]

Your so right!

[@beaverman285]

I loved it. The entire movie came rushing back to me as soon as i heard it.

[@ando4555]

I wouldn't call it obscure.

[@ArkosMan]

@@ando4555 It not something that everyone would just know like it's common knowledge.

[@alanstringer.]

THANK YOU! I was wracking my few remaining brain cells halfway to death, I knew that the flute was used in a whimsical context to summon something but I just couldn't quite put my finger on it, I even thought it was something from Tim and Eric at one point. Finally... relief!

[@mileven3ggo3njoyer]

Owl: *Trying to explain the secrets of life*
Link: *MASHING A INTENSIFIES*

[@Unihuahua]

I was waiting for the "accidentally pushing NO" was in there 🤣

[@Iron8127]

If i saw that owl in real life, idc if peta was protecting him, i'd shoot him with a gun.

[@obamaprism5688]

And how unhealthy chipotle is

[@cptant7610]

Don't eat too much sodium chloride bro.

[@dragonclaw780]

The pushing yes by accident was the best of that part that is what happened to me and I had to watch this a 2nd time to see that detail

[@drakinathehuman]

4:06 The fact they are taped together makes me smile love the consistency!

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

4:27 Link..... *AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!*

[@Draiter]

Zelda is extremely adorable in this one for some reason 😂😂😂

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@Draiter yeah XD

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

I fricking love the echo that her sceam makes

[@joe-joevalentine1313]

Im ded

[@Kolby3884]

Literally my favorite part of the whole video. I died

[@Articabyss64]

3:10 When the restaurants finally open after quaratine

[@troljynx9953]

As someone who used to work in one of those place, I might as well add that the monsters they're eating are the employees.
*The big one was the cook.*