Something About Zelda Ocarina of Time: The 3 Spiritual Stones (Loud Sound Warning) 🧝🏻✨
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Navi get the Pepto Bismal relevant TOTK 2023
(Only putting cause pinned message)
Wheres the one hidden video in the playlist?
@@dashdestroyer8238 I have no clue
zelda screm
@@dashdestroyer8238 perhaps a placeholder for the water temple video? Been waiting for that one..
HOW WAS MEME DALE ZELDA DALE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹🥲😹😹🥛
1:46 Full Owl's Dialogue:
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!
It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!
You will encounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with the concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.
Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
*Camera pans to Link, and probably misses some text.*
One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000.
Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000.
And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought * *No*
*Yes*
*Link accidentally selects No*
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! *Recites first 10 lines*
It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!
You will encounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with the concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.
*Camera pans to Link, as he starts to go insane (and probably misses some text once again)*
Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?
Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?
And that some cats are allergic to people?
And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? *Apparently "Murrie" is not a word, silly RUclips comments dictionary*
And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?
And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?
And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?
And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark.*
And did you know that sushi actually originated in southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being
introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? *The word "introduced" and "around" are partially covered up by Link's well timed ocarina toss.*
And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?
And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. Also, it's spelled "petrichor" not "petichor".*
*Ocarina smashes into the Owl's face and makes every rational person on the planet smile.*
*THE END*
AAAAHH I just wasted 2 hours of my life making this for you, please like this comment so that Terminal Montage and others can see this comment, and to show that you appreciate my dedication!
*THAT IS YOUR FATE.* I'm so bored, my hand is stiff and I ran out of raisins to snack on. Also, like this comment if you like raisins. That darn owl talked faster than a world record rapper, sheesh.
I swear they put the "NO" option there on purpose. *BEER KOOZIES.* whatever happened to that poor mentally ill owl? groundbreaking stuff probably. *CHIPOTLE*
_Convenience isn't very healthy btw._
Hub ub bub uhb bub uhb dub bu ub buhb bu uhb dub uh bub.....
Did you get all that?
*No*
---> *Yes*
Okay, Goodbye. :)
Thanks for this
I have so much respect for you
thanks
You are a madlad with this level of dedication I hope you make it very far in life. *That is your fate*.
@@kimanir1802 (thx) yeah, and just imagine how hard it was to hear that other people had already done it before me. :/
"Why don't you eat the boulder"
Something I'm sure many kids playing this game for the first time screamed at the Gorons
i know i did
bro I was like 5-7 when I first played it so I was like "k"
I said "why won't they just eat the boulder?" When it came to that scene too. I didn't play the game but I said it while watching this video
I didn't think about that until now and well... I'm much older than a kid
I did
The "did you get all that" "no" was so real
fr
Every time I’d hit that. 😩
there is so much funny stuff that the owl says if you slow it down
I cannot get over the fact that the Temple music was just the first 6 notes of the Flintstones melody and no one's talking about it.
I scrolled and scrolled just to find this comment
that’s siivagunner for ya
Comedic gold
Never knew the Temple of Time was a shrine to the Flintstones. The more you know.
The MOTHER series' "Snowman" in Zelda's room :3
I guess you could say it’s a very *grand* temple.
23 hours ago?
GRAND DAD 7
FLEENSTONES!?!
For those who want to know everything the owl says:
"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
*Link stares*
"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
*Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller*
"And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes."
"Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'"
*Link keeps spamming controller*
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?"
*Option for No and Yes and poor Link presses No by accident*
*Repeats some previous quotes*
*Link makes same mistake and screams (man it hurts to watch that)*
"Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'".
Those are all the quotes I could see, I hope you enjoy trying to read all that. Yes I had to type all that. Yes I took probably an hour. Was it worth it? Yes.
Let me know if I made a mistake anywhere but I doubt anyone is going to try. Also there are rare typos in the quotes and I did not correct them.
You're a true hero
It has been done 2 times alr
Thanks man
@@jomann_hd Where
Kudos, man.
Hah!! The scrolling past the owl’s dialogue was so spot on 😂😂
Lower the speed and read it all 😂
==>No
Yes
Kaepora Gaebora has ADHD. He just wasn't diagnosed as a chick.
Link:uhh...!*SPAMMING BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY*
Owl(I forgot their name):did you get that??
Link:*accidentally presses "no"*
Owl:*AGGRESSIVE LECTURE*
Link:HEYAH TEYAHH!!*T A K E I T*
"Like playing with your legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore" That brought back some sad memories lol
Yeah, that was the Owl text that really hit me in the feels too, bro!!
That section about waste spending was pretty terrible if it was true.
Hello!
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22 hours ago?
Never thought about how they could just eat the boulder..
Same, that was a good point lol
I always figured they can only eat certain stones, so maybe the Boulder tasted bad, or it had no nutrients.
I'm pretty sure in the game they talk about how they don't just eat any stones, they only eat the ones inside the cavern. Whether that's out of taste or necessity I do not remember if that's stated
I felt the concept of the Gorons eating specific rocks was a stupid work around because in the end it's basically "let's eat dirt covered rocks or we can go inside that cavern and eat rocks covered in dirt with maybe some calcium or salt
Yeah
I don’t know why, but I laughed so hard when Ganondorf misaligned the Triforce!
it's a 4chan thing
Noobs can't triforce
@@sh4d0w2013 *Newfriends
@@user-ix1rp9ff3p I thought it was a vinesauce reference
newflags can't triforce
I decided to pause and read what the owl was saying and “like playing with your legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore” hit so hard
I did the same thing, spitting facts about salt in burritos!
Link:"Why don't you eat the boulder?"
Gorons: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*
"But we don't like how those rocks taste" Just eat the broccoli already, dessert is RIGHT THERE behind it.
@Yol Riin Lask
Welcome to Humanity. Please enjoy your stay
@@justiceforjoggers2897 indeed
*They eat Dodongo as well* 🤣🤣
@@firstgalacticempire5664 Me: King Dodongo is pretty scary, he can eat more than one bomb without dying
Gorons: Eat strong to becOME STRONG
"have you ever had a dream that you, you, could, you, you, you"
"yes"
*EEEEEEEEEEE*
2:31 Zelda was singing
just lower the playback speed man
Best dream ever
Am I missing a reference?
Y’all should check out Schmoyoho’s have You Ever Had a Dream songify
“Link approaches gate of twilight, gets dragged kicking and screaming through into the shadows” please do twilight princess
omg yes
4:17 I laughed so hard when I first saw how Ganondorf ran over already smashed down Link with his 'Uyaa' scream and then shot him with a spell also)) 😂
"Why don't you eat the boulder?"
"Why do you humans have farms? Why don't you eat grass and trees?"
Well because.... because......
Idk why
It’s not edible?
@@FangzwithaZ Mind size: Mega
Yeah that’s right, punkass.
Yes.
“Hiya”
“Wahoo”
“Puyo”
“The Baby”
“Chili Dogs”
*”Hey, leesten”*
And bu buh
2:16
Bu buh
No, bu buh.
4:52
Ronaldinho Soxxer!
“Have you ever had a dreams, that, you want, you, you can do so, you, you, do, you could, you, you want, you want.”
I dont know why, but ganon lauging in the background kills me every time!🤣 2:33
I never thought I would hear Ganondorf say “Hahahahaha Ronaldihno Soccer”, but here we are
pqp tamo em todo lugar
@@luks7069 BRASIL PORRA
@@expressosledghammer Funnily enough, the bootleg comes from Peru
Brasil porra
I love how socser comes from a non english speaking peruvian
''..Have you ever had a dream? that you want you you you could do so you you you'd do you could you you wanted you want''
- Zelda, 1998
Link: Yes
lol (D
*scream of joy*
Have you ever had seen even tried even though want to do look more like?
Lol
The music gags are on point, like Link playing Willy Wonka's Oompa-Loompa summoning song or the Temple of Time chorus singing the Flinstones theme
0:33 this is as accurate as you can possibly get with Navi 🤣
"Great, now Mark Zuckerberg cant sell my data to the Illuminati."
"Thats right"
He know too much. The council will now decide of is fate.
Yes
Daruma: "We can't eat rocks because the dodongo's is locked by a boulder"
Lenk: "Why you don't eat the boulder?"
Daruma: **THE PROFECY IS TRUE**
Wow that was a big plothole
@@TrinityDreamer12 Not really. Humans eat plants, right? So why bother with farming when grass and trees grow everywhere. Gorons eat rocks, but that doesn't mean all rocks are palatable or nutritious to them.
@@simplyjeef8503 we dont call all fruits and veggies Grass though, the gorons make no distiction between Dodongo rocks and normal rocks aside from the former being more tasty in the game.
In 2:39 if you play the speed slow, link makes this face after zelda gave him a letter
Kaepora Gaebora being a libertarian might be the most underrated joke in the Something series
I just assumed Terminal was as well, it was quite detailed haha
Therapist: "Brazilian Ganon doesn't exist, he can't hurt you"
Brazilian Ganon: 04:52
Xd
Ronaldinho soccer 97 foi um dos melhores jogos de futebol que eu já joguei kkk
Altought i dont know If you can speek portuguese , i replied anyway on my Native language.
Brazilian ganondorf that's what this ganon is for now on XD
That dance is from a dancing skeleton puppet
@@fubas5 mano se tu é br ma fala onde posso jogar que eu quero muito
Mario: Yahoo!
Sonic: Chili Dogs
Samus: good baby
Fox: Hi-yaa!
Kirbo: Poyo!
Young Link: bU bUH
Ganondorf:HAHAHAHAH RONALDINHO SUCKSER
Amuro:WUUUAAAAH
Ganon: Doriah!
@@moltenpizza4848 u know , Ronaldinho is a brazilian soccer pro player
*The Baby
Yoshi and pikachu with the blue hat on the roof is a nice touch lol.... I was telling someone about the owl and hitting no today lol
Hearing "the Hive cluster is under attack" got me so freaking good!
Also if you sharpen your ears, then you can hear when the poor Devourer(BW Zerg Air to Air unit) dies as well...
Kaepora Gaebora's dialogue:
"Hoo hoot, little Link... Look up here!"
"It appears the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!"
"You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore."
"Coming to grips with the concept of time."
"Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing."
"And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life."
"Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your similar interests."
"But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends."
"That is your fate."
"Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!"
"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000."
"Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000."
"And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fats, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well."
"That is your fate."
"Don't be discouraged, even during the toughest of times!"
"And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer-koozies."
"Beer-koozies."
"The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work."
"It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff."
"Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan national army. Afghanistan is 98% desert."
"They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens."
"$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru."
"$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ."
"And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48 billion in improper payments in Fiscal year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big problem, it opens up to all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'."
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there..."
"If you are lost and don't know where to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word map can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next."
"Did you get all that?"
➡️No
Yes
Extra dialogue:
"Did you know the hastag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?"
"Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?"
"And that some cats are allergic to people?"
"And that M&M stand for Mars and Murrie?"
"And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more that 2 miles away?"
"And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?"
"And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?"
"And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in 'Mickey's?'"
"And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century?"
"And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 128 days?"
"And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'"
Do I have a life? I don't know at this point.
You sir have won my respect
You do have a life. A life you've lived the fullest so far.
Holy crap, the absolute mad lad
Thank you thank you thank you so much!
I wanna copy and paste this but idk how on mobile
Owl man at 1:46 : "Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! One day you'll find that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! And learning that the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report". Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next.
Did you get all that?
---> No
Yes
Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate.
Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murry? And that you can hear a blue whales heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"
Thanks I hate it
Read the whole thing btw
You are a hero
this better get to top comment, thanks man
Thanks a lot, awesome work
2:29 is my fav scene, I can't even stop laughing at it 🤣
This video is what all true warriors strive for!
It randomly pops in my head 😂
Haha this is so awesome done. I love it! I have tears in my eyes from laughing.
1:58 A gamer's worst fear:
*"No" comes before "Yes" when mashing through text*
The agony it brings-
That is true
Holy frick
so SO true
oh God
“Why not just eat the Boulder?” *Proceeds to eat the Boulder and an entire family of dodongos*
The boulder wasn't spicy enough.
If I was starving I would do it
Om nom nom
Best part.
Still not hungry enough for an octorok.
3:57 I was expecting to see them make fun how SLOW he scoots over. I was baffled at the fact I had to sit there for that long the very first time I played oot.
I'm sickened by the fact that I can read hylian. I immediately understood link's drawing inside his house
How the hell did you teach yourself Hylian there’s like 4 different dialects 😭
@@saturncatlive I tried reading a lot of the signs in zelda games, and printed out a sheet of paper that translated the characters to roman letters.
LMFAO the rolling to get somewhere faster 💀💀
"Why don't yo eat the boulder?" Finally someone gets it.
best part
Why dont you eat trees if they are also plants , dont jugde with out thinking
@@alejoplaya2487 That's not a valid argument lol.
Didn't they eat a certain type of rocks?
That made me laugh too
Ok, so here's everything the owl told Link:
"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't a great of an alternative to McDonald's after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Departament of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report".
Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there. If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? (Link chooses NO 😰)
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate.
Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys"? And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rain is called "petichor"?
(Link throws his ocarina right at the owl's goddamn face) 😂
EDIT: Wow!! So many likes. Thank you! And yes, I had a day off at work and I was a little bored. It only took me like an hour do to it, lol 😂
Ah yes warm rain or should I say
Petichor
Dedication
Why would you waste your time like this??
@@thatdbzguyfr It's in the eyes of the watcher if it's a waste of time
Bro why isn’t this pinned?
4:28 That was the most beautiful speech I have ever heard 🥹
That Final Fantasy refrence at 2:49 is awsome, it's the little things that count.
I’m glad I spent 10 minutes trying to read everything the owl said
What did he say? :p
I kind of want it written out, as, bring on mobile, I can't pause the video fast enough to read each individual line.
Anthony Lopez put it to 0.25 speed and then pause that’s what I did lol
The owl said " did you know that sushi originated from south east asia and introduced in south china first before came to japan sometimes at 8 centuries?"
It got you fam - check my comment.
1:47
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!
It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!
You will encounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season and usually because of your ahared interests.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.
Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
1:49
One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000.
Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000.
And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought
Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium.
Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Mabye this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all.
Convenience isn't very healthy.
You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well.
You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well.
That is your fate.
Don't feel discourage, even the toughest times!
1:54
And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, studying beer koozies.
Beer koozies.
The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work.
It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff.
Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army.
Afghanistan is 98 percent desert.
They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens.
$10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru.
$2,120,040,355,35 _attempting_ to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ.
And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes.
Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018.
Since Medicare is such big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse.
It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report."
1:58
Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle.
You will meet a princess there...
If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map.
The areas you have explored will be shown on the map.
A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart ot drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about.
Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map.
On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next.
Did you get all that?
> No
Yes
1:47 dialogue box.
2:00 (this is the fastest part even in 0.25 speed)
Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?
Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?
And that some cats are allergic to people?
And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?
And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?
And that the odds of getting royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?
And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears including chainsaws?
And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?"
And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?
And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?
And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"
End of 1:47 - 2:02
Thanks you absolute legend
Yes
Oh my gosh thank you. I was having a hard time stopping it to read.
Woah, I actually learned a lot from that long-winded owl. :)
You're a legend.
@@NErDy-pr1jf Idk how to italic but now I know how to thanks to google
The "PLAY THE FLUTE CHILD" captions never get old. Actually, none of the custom captions never get old.
I've just started watching your videos, and I love how the expanded universe is all connected.
I also appreciate how even at the first playback speed on YT, I _still_ had to manually pause/unpause the video rapidly to read everything the owl said.
4:50
"A TRIFORCE !
I'LL STEAL IT !
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW !"
God this makes it so much better, lmao!
*NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!*
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
No one will ever know!
ᴺᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵏⁿᵒʷᵎ
_ronaldinho socser_
"Link...
Then that means Zelda is alone and UNPROTECTED!!!"
he yells it. thats the best part .
When you spend a good 15 minutes trying to read all the text at 1:46
22 hours ago?
Has anyone got the dialogue on hand ??
I’m gonna write it all out.
BROOOOOOO WTFFFF 🤣 this dude from 22 HOURS AGO HOW
@@buzzlightyear8157 Paid to win
3:02 "why don't you eat the boulder?" - Every Millennial
I don't know how many times I have watched this, but this time I JUST SAW Howl's castle in the background at 3:24!!!! Oh yes!!!! Mad props on yet another fine Easter egg, Terminal! You continue to demonstrate your genius acumen sir!
I just spent 10 minutes pausing and unpausing everything the owl says, and I feel like I have spiritually ascended to higher level of intelligence.
You can use "< > keys" when you pause a video. This'll allow you to go through the frames of the video.
or slow the video speed to see what goes through the extremely fast moments.
Please. Tell us what you've learned, higher being.
@@zubair1149 OMG, this information is very helpful
You have ascended to the realm of legends... and I just joined you
I did the same like I slowed the video as much as possible just to read everything and pause without missing lmao
"Why don't you eat the rock "
Loooool I asked the same question when I was a kid 😂👌🏻
There actually is a goron who states their diet consists of the dodongo rocks specifically in the cave, though it is very easy to miss
Humans can eat grass right, just pull some up out of the ground and eat that dingus
L O G I C
@@CptViscen I mean we can eat grass. I do it all the time
The "Are you leaving?" part and then Link replies with a burp got me in tears laughing LMAO😂🤣
That owl remains of the most cruel jokes played on me, ever.
"Why don't you eat the boulder? "
God damn, how is that nobody thought in that before? O_o
Because the Gorons explain that they've become way too picky about the rocks they eat.
After all this time and nobody had thought of that simple solution.
@@Chaos89P "we are starving to death but we won't eat the giant boulder in the way of our food even though we eat rocks because we are too picky"
@@djpegao Then if vines block your way anymore eat the vines
When you edit your comment and there is still an error in it..
This is probably the closest anyone will get to capturing how aggressive Navi is
HEYHEYHEYHWYHEYLISTENHEYHEYLOOKLISTENLISTENHEYLOOKLOOKLOKLISTENLISTENGEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
HEY LOOK LOOK LISTEN EHY HEY HEY
AAAAASAASAAAAASAAAAA
*Navi kills some kids*
Don't get me started with Midna if you threaten her, specially after what she did to Zant...
0:26 Can’t believe this guy predicted TOTK 😂
I love all the little references that are in this lol, like smash bros going on on top of the castle and a black mage and a fighter walk into kakariko lol
Brazillian memes : *exists*
something about ocarina of time : RONALDINHO SOCCER
XD
I'm Brazilian, I loved the reference kkkkkkk
Soccerina of time
I loved that reference so much
Ri Pacarai da dancinha
I love how Zelda telepathically connected with Link just to scream.
that's my favorite part 😂
Link....
*bloody screaming intensifies*
this is my second fav part and it comes right after my first favorite part which is when ganondorf runs over already squashed link then throws a magic blast at him for no reason.
I appreciate the attention to detail with the claw marks on the ground from gohma at 1:16
1:49 I appreciate you going back into the subtitles to say that they do show sodium now.
This is so weird and so adorable at the same time. Weirdorable.
😂
W e i r d o r a b l e
PLEASE understand feel of memes
"Weirdorable" that's a good word not gonna lie
that's all of their videos tbh
The Flintstones theme with the Temple of Time choir sound is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.
Yes I flipped out
Siivagunner granddad meme
no, that is 7 GRAND DAD music
nice i'm the 69th like
That's SiIvaGunner for ya
Honesly this was my exact experience playing OoT, props to capturing it so well!
Idkw but the king and Ganondorf making fun of Zelda always gets me
Nobody:
Ganondorf:HAHAHAHA RONALDINHO SOCCER!!!
JAJA Q VRG RONALDINHO XD
@@deividmgf_edits207 nmms hablas español xddd
“We need rocks to eat but dodongo’s cavern is blocked by a boulder”
“Why don’t you eat the boulder?”
*B R A I N B L A S T*
They are so gourmets they only want the rocks from Dodongo's Cave.
But where did that rock come from?
It’s beeg brain time
Stonks
*Proceeds to devour everything, whether it moves or doesn't.
Yeah, I always wondered why they didn’t do that.
Finally an accurate representation of how fucking impossible this damn game is without a supernatural Heart Piece Detector Sense
with all the torture link goes through, if this was a speedrun he would have a time of at least 10 hours because of all the times he died
I love how they always put the choice “no” first just to punish you for spamming and not reading
Man it buged me alot back in the day XD
I spent way to long pausing and reading all that...
And then the next time they switch it up, Nintendo was self aware
The second time he put "yes" as the way to repeat it to get you again for not paying attention
@@GameparkGames chaotic evil design
Shoutouts to the guy who read all of Owl’s dialogue.
I did.
And it was painful.
Blu Animations. Same
thanks
I did and Im glad I did. I no longer want to eat so much at Chipotle.
The more you learn they say
Oh it was pure, unfiltered, comedy gold.
I had to pause as to not fall out of my chair laughing when i heard the voice cluster is under attack. Oh the nostalgia
Ommagad. This is pure gold. 🤣😂🤣Subscribing right away. (love the Earthbound music switch, genius)
“Why don’t you eat the boulder?”
Years of pent-up frustration, anger, and tears have suddenly manifested because of those words.
Y - Same
I don't know human eat plants so why don't you eat the grass in your yard
Lmfao
@@mohawk1010 boulder is big rock, grass is not big broccoli
@@raevr9176 true but gorons might only eat certain kinds of rocks.
When the owl said: “Like playing with Legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore.” I felt that
thats the moment when you look at your self in the mirror drunk and high lisent in some 90's depressive songs
When the owl said "Hah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah" I felt that.
@@nickeloudeon1 No... Just depression
José Rodolfo Medina Arreola That is you when you got knocked out by someone with a giant stick and drank Corona without noticing.
I read the entire thing.
Can we just appreciate the level of comedy and music Terminal has worked on over the years
I’ve literally watched all of your Zelda animations about a thousand times and they never get old❤
I never heard a more threatening and powerful sound than “Bu buh”
cool pfp
BA BUH BA BUH BA BUH BA
...
bird up
@@Leonhardt04 DUH DUH DUH
Bud buh.
Me: slows down vid to read all the owl has to say
Owl: did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called petichor
*petrichor
very interesting though the owl said other interesting
things to
bruh
*The more you know*
@@its_a_me_prime_trash928 I'm smart though
the sheer amount of background comedy and eastereggs are astonishing and make watching your videos again worthwhile at least like 4 times in a row. absolutely love the content.
The quote where Zelda says, "Link....AHHHHHHHH!" Got me because in the game she expresses heartfelt emotion and the scream sums it up.
I don't know why, but Ganondorf laughing as Zelda struggles to say her line is hilarious.
The parts where Zelda screams at link are never not hilarious to me
[Extreme Joy]
I didn’t notice that until after a few rewatches. How did I miss it? I have no idea
Here is the time stamp that nobody gonna see 2:31
That and the fact her dad points it out to him :P
“Why don’t you just eat the rock..”
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Had me dying lmaoo
That is one plot hole I’ll no longer be able to ignore after this video 😂
@@1gunnerShock The in-game explanation is that they only like to eat the rocks from inside Dodongo's Cavern...but like they could probably just power through the boulder if those Dodongo rocks were really worth it.
Cool subspace foreshadowing at the end, now that I look at it
You are such a treasure to RUclips, please never stop making us laugh and smile
The triforce not being correctly placed physically hurt me.
▲
▲ ▲
How to Triforce
The correct method of posting the ASCII Triforce requires use of non-breaking space characters for various operating systems:
Windows: [alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
Mac: [option-space] + [option-space] + [option-J] + [enter] + [option-J] + [option-space] + [option-J]
Linux: [Ctrl+Shift+U + a0] [Ctrl+Shift+U + a0] [Ctrl+Shift+U + 25b2] [Enter] [Ctrl+Shift+U + 25b2] [Ctrl+Shift+U + a0] [Ctrl+Shift+U + 25b2]
I think it was from a Vinesauce corruption stream. I remember the animation, especially the triangle suddenly shifting at the end
@@Cendrail0001 Its actually a really, really old 4chan meme.
Anyone gonna talk about how the owl is spitting straight facts about Chipotle, dept, and scandals?
good eye
Dont forget about the legos
I hurt my wrist pausing for that
Scandals are scandals but I prefer failed attempts at expanding local or governmental organisations over pouring money into immigration or financial aid for foreign countries. So I'm not going to address the Owl's criticism of how tax revenues are spent
@@beunhaassie Why u not just slow the vid to 0.25? Its way easier
I introduced my little brothers to this channel and they love it, I enjoy looking for the hidden Easter eggs. Seen this episode like 5 times and never noticed Howls moving castle 😂
The Goron fall at 2:55 with accompanying scream from The Mummy(?) is just the most wonderful, random, hilarious bit of comedy and illustrates this channel’s unique genius. Gets me every single time.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I read the entire owl monologue and I was not at all disappointed. “Afghanistan is 98 percent desert” BAHAHAHAHA
Groundbreaking stuff for me that beer koozies work.
You said that and I had to watch it
Beer Koozies
Spent 10 minutes trying to read all them haha!
Ah, the BIRD knows government secrets.
I don’t think I’ve ever had such a feeling of existentialism than when I read the things that owl had to say
Lol🤣
b r u h
I learned how many frames he edits, the first set of speech stayed on for 2 frames each, while the second set of speech stayed up for 1 frame WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO US
Owl say!
It wasn't the owl saying anything
It was Terminal Montage
*Shudders*
“Have you ever had a dreams that you could do so you could you want you could- bleuagjhhaaaaa--aaaaaaaaah!!”
Comedy gold😂
Hahaha! Hilarious! I love it! SO many tiny, hilarious details! Hilarious AF! Thanks so much for this!
I can't tell which link is scarier: Young link with genocidal spirit or surfboard link with speedrunning capabilities
if ive ever learned anything in this channel, its that anything that is fast is evil
@@hotramen5936 Oh no...not sonic the hedgehog!
I actually died of laughter when Ganondorf said RONALDHINO’s SOCCER
Same.
I just wish I knew what it all means
BRASIL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
You actually understand the meme :O
@@MissRawr7 B R A S I L 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
This made my day thank you so much for this friend
4:06 The fact they are taped together makes me smile love the consistency!