Revengeance Status #2

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Drifter4290
    @Drifter4290 Год назад +5662

    “Trees are cruel, Jack. And I’m very in touch with my inner branch.”

  • @T.Rig.T
    @T.Rig.T 2 года назад +37900

    "Trees are cruel, Jack"

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 2 года назад +2918

      "And I'm VERY in touch with my inner nature"

    • @pumpy2728
      @pumpy2728 2 года назад +404

      @@leocheung8860 tree*

    • @dillinger333
      @dillinger333 2 года назад +905

      @@leocheung8860 NATURE'S FORCE, JACK

    • @kayjay9104
      @kayjay9104 2 года назад +534

      And I love roots(barely restrained laughter)

    • @DevoidScrimp604
      @DevoidScrimp604 2 года назад +792

      And I LOVE to touch my wood

  • @luislatinoman7055
    @luislatinoman7055 2 года назад +14930

    "What do you want with Professor Oak?!"
    *"I want him... Dead."*

    • @toragon2736
      @toragon2736 Год назад +160

      professor oak?!!! lmao 😂

    • @teamofone1219
      @teamofone1219 Год назад +342

      “All we’re saying is give bikes a chance.”

    • @materman-hh6sz
      @materman-hh6sz Год назад +41

      hahaha great joke

    • @LenTos1337
      @LenTos1337 Год назад +155

      "Nothing personal of course"

    • @WorshipperOfKhone
      @WorshipperOfKhone Год назад +142

      ​@@LenTos1337 "a gardener gotta make a living"

  • @maxsanders2607
    @maxsanders2607 7 месяцев назад +2440

    “The design is very human”

  • @kohno9647
    @kohno9647 2 года назад +11690

    "I'll split you in two!"

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 2 года назад +178

      “I’m yelling timber!!!”

    • @Bigb-rj5om
      @Bigb-rj5om 2 года назад +90

      When the wind slow, when the fire is hot. The vulture awaits to what rots. Oh how pretty, if the scenery. This is nature’s sacrifice.

    • @titord6031
      @titord6031 2 года назад +33

      Vergil says that too in some combos

    • @breadstone58
      @breadstone58 2 года назад +40

      Yes... Yes... Split it wide open!

    • @LaCrevetteSansNom
      @LaCrevetteSansNom 2 года назад +9

      @@titord6031 that's what I thought

  • @ProfessionalSpectre
    @ProfessionalSpectre 2 года назад +9467

    "All I'm sayin' is... GIVE LOGGING A CHANCE!"

    • @Berlinbower
      @Berlinbower 2 года назад +27

      🤣

    • @nobodywatchesnooby
      @nobodywatchesnooby 2 года назад +297

      "Trees are cruel jack, and I LOVE SAPLINGS!" 🗿

    • @michaellennerman7844
      @michaellennerman7844 2 года назад +158

      Metal Gear: Revengance but it's about a forest preservation group fighting a militaristic group of loggers.

    • @lechatrelou6393
      @lechatrelou6393 2 года назад +28

      @@michaellennerman7844 I'm quite sure there is something like this somewhere, I swear I already saw it somewhere.

    • @michaellennerman7844
      @michaellennerman7844 2 года назад +11

      @@lechatrelou6393 haha really? Man I hope so, I'd buy that in a heart beat

  • @Big.Fella.
    @Big.Fella. 2 года назад +2966

    “What do you want with the forest”
    “I want it, Dead”

    • @borisslavk01nolastname91
      @borisslavk01nolastname91 2 года назад +185

      "Nothing personal, 'course.
      Nature's just gettin' a bit too peaceful"
      "What?"
      "Business hasn't been the same since c0vid"
      "A clean break from deforestation"
      "Well some of us like that economy. How's an honest logger supposed to make a living?"

    • @caitlynrankin8845
      @caitlynrankin8845 2 года назад +42

      Massive metal gear: ECO WARRIOR SPOTTED

    • @i.d.9754
      @i.d.9754 2 года назад +52

      "Deforestation this. Pollution that."

    • @caitlynrankin8845
      @caitlynrankin8845 2 года назад +38

      @@i.d.9754 "lets debate this on the roof"

    • @Reijikun
      @Reijikun 2 года назад +38

      Give deforestation a chance

  • @ertugrulghazi334
    @ertugrulghazi334 7 месяцев назад +592

    Tree: "Doktor, turn off my photosynthesis inhibitors!"

    • @REDOMTF
      @REDOMTF 7 месяцев назад +3

      O inhibitor
      What u want health or running for 3

    • @carbonwolf3865
      @carbonwolf3865 3 месяца назад +24

      "But you will lose your chlorophyll?!"

    • @NoNo-xt8ku
      @NoNo-xt8ku 3 месяца назад +20

      “Just do it”
      “ÆÃǍĄÄÅĀÁÆ”

    • @nabelias8991
      @nabelias8991 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@carbonwolf3865 I thought you said chromosome 😂

    • @carbonwolf3865
      @carbonwolf3865 2 месяца назад +2

      @@nabelias8991 lol, that's funny

  • @BloodyBaseballs6053
    @BloodyBaseballs6053 2 года назад +10267

    *"GIVE DEFORESTATION A CHANCE!"*
    ~ Treedowner

  • @sovietbiscuit9918
    @sovietbiscuit9918 2 года назад +5996

    “ALL I’M SAYIN, GIVE LUMBERJACKS A CHANCE!”

  • @coolusername981
    @coolusername981 2 года назад +1008

    "Trees are cruel, Jack."
    "And I'm very in touch with my inner lumberjack."

    • @MemeSlayer982
      @MemeSlayer982 2 года назад +17

      "Trees are cruel, Jack."
      "And I love saplings."

    • @aquilesmt1837
      @aquilesmt1837 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sandwichperson3218
    @sandwichperson3218 7 месяцев назад +718

    Vanoss: I think he’s inbred
    Delirious: he does look like he’s eating bread

    • @pepsibat5715
      @pepsibat5715 7 месяцев назад +16

      I recognize Vanoss but not the quote what's it from

    • @Frostbyte_Ace-XD
      @Frostbyte_Ace-XD 7 месяцев назад

      Maybe H20 Delirious ​@@pepsibat5715

    • @Logia_
      @Logia_ 7 месяцев назад +5

      Huh

    • @toxicinfinityy9938
      @toxicinfinityy9938 7 месяцев назад +13

      How Dose vanoss Connect with a metal gear rising Reference i'm confused

    • @Xiiki
      @Xiiki 5 месяцев назад

      @@toxicinfinityy9938rocks

  • @justarandomguy8925
    @justarandomguy8925 2 года назад +1665

    “Too little, too late, team-trees”

    • @antonambong8073
      @antonambong8073 Год назад +21

      epic smile

    • @xwingknight
      @xwingknight Год назад +65

      “All we’re saying is… GIVE GLOBAL WARMIN’ A CHANCE!!”

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 Год назад +3

      ​@@xwingknight😂😂

    • @bruhman1579
      @bruhman1579 Год назад +10

      *stabs a random tree, Mr.Beast kneels over in pain due to his empathic and psychic connection with the very tree*

    • @GrandLynx-kp2zi
      @GrandLynx-kp2zi Год назад +5

      ​@@bruhman1579He is Mr.Beast and he speaks for the trees

  • @mattfromwiisports7970
    @mattfromwiisports7970 2 года назад +6365

    Theres a high chance this man is fucking invincible

    • @Saltier
      @Saltier 2 года назад +166

      Well if Matt from Wii Sports says so...

    • @senatorstevenarmstrong6703
      @senatorstevenarmstrong6703 2 года назад +105

      @@Saltier Matt from wii sports is powerful, it’s beyond comprehension, if Matt says that he could be invincible we must take it as an absolute certainty

    • @langleysenterprise5134
      @langleysenterprise5134 2 года назад +46

      Also a high chance to be in touch with their inner child

    • @h_ass_an
      @h_ass_an 2 года назад +3

      I didn't know mark was gay

    • @pkkev67
      @pkkev67 2 года назад +27

      Holy shit I just found my long lost brother

  • @pneumonianakey
    @pneumonianakey 2 года назад +13701

    "Let's hope Obamacare covers deforestation!!"

  • @firedragon55
    @firedragon55 3 месяца назад +112

    “IL SPLIT YOU IN TWO!”

  • @WildEngineerGamer
    @WildEngineerGamer Год назад +5970

    TF2 Medic has found a new amputation device.

    • @agamerintheworld
      @agamerintheworld Год назад +169

      outside of memes i can see a weapon like this being added

    • @tubamustafabingol2588
      @tubamustafabingol2588 Год назад +53

      ​@@agamerintheworldeverybodys favorite [number one rated salesman] spamton [g] spamton

    • @on_the_inverse_5193
      @on_the_inverse_5193 Год назад +72

      "I am ze honest warmonger!"
      -Medicdowner, Team Fortress: Revengance

    • @wobmaster
      @wobmaster Год назад

      no more boner

    • @nosu5530
      @nosu5530 Год назад +15

      Probably not, but a medical sscissors could be interesting

  • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
    @TojiFushigoroWasTaken 2 года назад +3139

    Professional lumberjack here. Its a good concept but someone clearly thought that sticking a kitchen knife handle to this is a good idea lmao. Because of that every joint you are moving (sholder, wrist, back and forearm muscle) is going to be under wayy more strain, stick a bigger handle and boom problem solved.

    • @pneumonianakey
      @pneumonianakey 2 года назад +567

      Thank you villager #9 from hit minecraft animation series villager news

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 2 года назад

      Not idiot-proofed enough. Someone would eventually trigger it with hand inside. Or will try to larp Sundowner and pierce the neck of their colleague...

    • @DAILY-MOTIVATIONer
      @DAILY-MOTIVATIONer 2 года назад +442

      Thing is its not actually made for trees...
      It's actually for cyborg ninjas and nano senators

    • @MatsYoo
      @MatsYoo 2 года назад +91

      This thing will jam every other second wont it?

    • @guyfrompoland1358
      @guyfrompoland1358 2 года назад +265

      I'm pretty sure joints strain won't be problem for someone who claims to be FUCKING INVINCIBLE

  • @berkayaliapaydn6296
    @berkayaliapaydn6296 Год назад +20533

    WW1 Soldier: İ Got A Scratch On My Leg
    WW1 Doctor: thanks for likes

    • @Randomdue
      @Randomdue 11 месяцев назад +459

      bye bye leg

    • @MM-ss2sl
      @MM-ss2sl 11 месяцев назад +95

      lmao😂

    • @wednesdaygeckok.7899
      @wednesdaygeckok.7899 11 месяцев назад +436

      I love to imagine the doctor yelling "IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE," while amputating 😂

    • @_s0mm_
      @_s0mm_ 10 месяцев назад +152

      @@wednesdaygeckok.7899the dude is screaming for his life while a firefight ensues around them as the doctor is just maniacally sawing

    • @0zymandias_666
      @0zymandias_666 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@wednesdaygeckok.7899TF2 Medic

  • @Time_has_come_to_the_end.
    @Time_has_come_to_the_end. 9 месяцев назад +134

    Making the mother of all trees, Jack. Can't fret over every stick!

    • @solo18343
      @solo18343 Месяц назад +2

      Not when you’re purging the forest, right?
      What do you know about the forest? You weren’t born poor, you’ve never been outside.
      You don’t know what it’s like to chop, and burn, and cut just to survive!

    • @Time_has_come_to_the_end.
      @Time_has_come_to_the_end. Месяц назад +2

      But you did survive! Through sheer force of leaves, following your own set of rules. With your own two axes, you took back your life!

    • @solo18343
      @solo18343 Месяц назад +2

      And now I’ll take yours.

  • @bray2964
    @bray2964 2 года назад +2161

    "Deforestation this, National Park that.."

    • @Connor_Cildaig
      @Connor_Cildaig 2 года назад +222

      "Commiting arson is wrong they said"

    • @killaclean69
      @killaclean69 2 года назад +204

      "Bullshit, logging is a part of who we are, why fight it?"

    • @jurivjerdha2467
      @jurivjerdha2467 2 года назад +49

      Deforestation this , protected national park that

    • @peterandleestudios2023
      @peterandleestudios2023 2 года назад

      Demand for timbers are about to skyrocket. Just like the good ol days after the Australiam Wildfires

    • @beans3757
      @beans3757 2 года назад +151

      "LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER THE CALIFORNIA WILD FIRES!"

  • @danylcoye8465
    @danylcoye8465 2 года назад +4921

    On a technical level, this actually applies the same principles as Sundowner's HF Machetes, albeit at a much lower and wider frequency.

    • @hahabrrrrr4465
      @hahabrrrrr4465 2 года назад +140

      You’re right

    • @necrago
      @necrago 2 года назад +126

      And you can't separate the blades

    • @johnnyjoestar9504
      @johnnyjoestar9504 2 года назад +18

      Neat

    • @logon-oe6un
      @logon-oe6un 2 года назад +50

      Wider *amplitude* is what you probably wanted to say.

    • @Jeremy.Bearemy
      @Jeremy.Bearemy 2 года назад +55

      @@logon-oe6un referring to the "width" of an amplitude doesn't make any sense. Amplitude is like the volume of a sound. On a graph, the height of a waveform is the amplitude.
      Conversely, the "width" of a frequency is just the wavelength. Lower frequency = longer wavelength.

  • @Minal_Aurapine
    @Minal_Aurapine 2 года назад +2719

    Making the mother of all lawn chairs here Jack, can't fret over every branch!

    • @onionman5484
      @onionman5484 2 года назад

      You got one odd ass name

    • @ThatGuyOrHIM
      @ThatGuyOrHIM 2 года назад +25

      Wrong boss

    • @CaptainFordoAlpha-77
      @CaptainFordoAlpha-77 2 года назад

      You clever son of a bitch! You're name had me confused for a good solid five minutes!

    • @sovietunion6109
      @sovietunion6109 2 года назад +13

      @@ThatGuyOrHIM how the fuck does your comment say 9 days ago?? Shouldnt it be 1 week ago?

    • @buppo8931
      @buppo8931 2 года назад +3

      @@sovietunion6109 yours says 12 days ago

  • @angrypumpkinchannel
    @angrypumpkinchannel 5 месяцев назад +30

    This here... this is what introduced me to Metal Gear Rising Revengance. Im not even kidding. Before I saw this short, I had never listened to the soundtrack other than "It Has To Be This Way"

    • @56brandonray
      @56brandonray 2 месяца назад +1

      Nice dude. Listen to Go! Light Up’s covers of all the metal gear rising songs. Good stuff

  • @froggie969
    @froggie969 2 года назад +1485

    "As I said, trees are cruel, Jack. And I am very in touch with my inner deforestation!"

  • @jatinmarcob2128
    @jatinmarcob2128 2 года назад +2564

    "Trees are cruel, Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner roots."

  • @commander_frog
    @commander_frog Год назад +1833

    “You deny your blade it’s purpose, it yearns to bathe in the saw dust of its enemies”

  • @My_Eyes_Hurt34
    @My_Eyes_Hurt34 9 месяцев назад +28

    Raiden: WHERE DID U FIND THE BLUE PRINT OF THAT?!

  • @2LitersOfMilk
    @2LitersOfMilk 11 месяцев назад +3130

    " the design is very human. "

    • @bulletopera409
      @bulletopera409 11 месяцев назад +79

      “the design is very much in touch with it’s inner child.”

    • @shivacastic
      @shivacastic 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@bulletopera409bro the comments are hilarious 😂

    • @andysmith349
      @andysmith349 9 месяцев назад +18

      "Very easy to use"

    • @Becarefulimfromohio
      @Becarefulimfromohio 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@andysmith349"This tool can break a bone in the male's body" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Forgotten_Reality
      @Forgotten_Reality 9 месяцев назад +8

      “Just don’t stick your… THING… in it and it’ll stay humane”

  • @Fr1endly7
    @Fr1endly7 Год назад +4414

    “Like I said, trees are cruel Jack, and I’m very in touch with my inner bark!”

    • @red_sun_sundowner
      @red_sun_sundowner 11 месяцев назад +56

      I can verify this as true

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 11 месяцев назад +25

      Inner? Bark? You wanna rethink that? Lmao

    • @mrgray4001
      @mrgray4001 11 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@dr.vikyll7466 you the only one bro 💀

    • @mr.ironic95
      @mr.ironic95 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah I read that guys comment too

    • @trevstrevs
      @trevstrevs 11 месяцев назад

      @@dr.vikyll7466it’s was funny stfu

  • @azo97654
    @azo97654 Год назад +2969

    “ILL SPLIT YOU IN TWO!”

  • @LocalInsaneScientist
    @LocalInsaneScientist 2 месяца назад +4

    "Like I said, trees are cruel, and I'm very in touch with my inner bark!"
    *-TreeDowner*

  • @adudeontheinternet8246
    @adudeontheinternet8246 2 года назад +720

    "How's an honest lumber-JACK supposed to make a living?"

    • @dustirlmp2279
      @dustirlmp2279 2 года назад +34

      All I’m saying is give deforestation a chance!

    • @gigachad1925
      @gigachad1925 2 года назад +13

      ._. wtf dude lumber-JACK

    • @BrolyLSSJ1
      @BrolyLSSJ1 2 года назад +1

      @@gigachad1925 ikr fellow raiden

    • @sharkguy1916
      @sharkguy1916 2 года назад

      Why

  • @P3ndejosG4ng
    @P3ndejosG4ng 2 года назад +1716

    Revengeance fans when they see a quirky sword looking thing:

    • @pluckyscuds
      @pluckyscuds Год назад +88

      I'm pretty sure this was made as a reference to sundowners sword

    • @yeejay6396
      @yeejay6396 Год назад +7

      @@pluckyscuds oh...

    • @Erra_Mortis
      @Erra_Mortis Год назад +33

      CATCH THAT BLADE JACK!

    • @puroxk
      @puroxk Год назад +31

      ​@@Erra_Mortis you deny your sword it's purpose!

    • @oscartrevino461
      @oscartrevino461 Год назад +16

      @@puroxk It wishes to bathe in the blood of your enemies

  • @HyperPulse
    @HyperPulse Год назад +3516

    Doctor: that will be 10,000,000,000 dollars for your leg cast!
    *card declines*
    the doctor:

  • @UziDoorman57
    @UziDoorman57 8 месяцев назад +8

    make a springlock suit out of those💀

  • @lel7596
    @lel7596 2 года назад +707

    "Deforestation this - habitat loss that - cutting down trees is just a part of who we are!" - Treedowner

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 2 года назад +18

      @Jones It's a joke based on Sundowner's dialouge

  • @MrHeuvaladao
    @MrHeuvaladao 2 года назад +656

    "Take that, you filthy piece of timber!"

  • @DarkEnigma95
    @DarkEnigma95 2 года назад +926

    "I'M F**KING INVINCIBLE!!!"

  • @ThePonderingOrb
    @ThePonderingOrb Месяц назад +3

    "I'M F**KING [TITLE CARD]"
    -Sundowner

    • @AdmDi
      @AdmDi Месяц назад

      🗿

  • @thebreadenjoyer6057
    @thebreadenjoyer6057 Год назад +749

    “Trees are cruel Jack, and there’s not enough room in this forest for two lumberjacks” -Sundower

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 2 года назад +292

    Definitely a contender for “things I’d replace my hands with”

    • @finalbreath15
      @finalbreath15 2 года назад +11

      Edward saw-sser hands

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 2 года назад +11

      @@finalbreath15 very clever, here’s the door

    • @DivineAdversity777
      @DivineAdversity777 2 года назад

      @@whyiwakeup6460 *hands you a heavy ass steel door to pass off to him*
      There you go my good sir. Lift with your legs...Else you’ll have a ripped ass Regular Show back like me lol

    • @mariushatcher2643
      @mariushatcher2643 2 года назад +4

      @@finalbreath15 we expect you to make quick work of it

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 2 года назад +2

      But how would you pull out the blade

  • @maxmanchik
    @maxmanchik 2 года назад +648

    *Sundowner and Raiden first meeting*
    Sundowner: "So, you're Jack the Woodchipper"

  • @yoman5029
    @yoman5029 2 месяца назад +3

    a revengeance status meme that doesn't have hentai at the first half of the video? what a rare sight!

  • @jackmeyers7805
    @jackmeyers7805 2 года назад +771

    "Finally, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear."

    • @dili1399
      @dili1399 2 года назад +10

      Wooden gear

    • @pazer_by
      @pazer_by 2 года назад

      Our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

    • @sectortv3835
      @sectortv3835 2 года назад

      🗿🗿🗿

  • @Abraham_the_pierra
    @Abraham_the_pierra Год назад +1068

    "This is nature's sacrifice"

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature 9 месяцев назад +16

      "in the distance machines come and transform eden"

    • @davidweining8981
      @davidweining8981 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@void-creature
      Jesus is coming back soon were getting a brand new eden after his return 😊

    • @shadowentity777
      @shadowentity777 9 месяцев назад +3

      I ruined the 666 liked

    • @Lenno-ez7ky
      @Lenno-ez7ky 9 месяцев назад

      he meant the lyrics of the song
      @@davidweining8981

  • @Phantiss
    @Phantiss Год назад +453

    That random op weapon you got from killing a boss:

    • @thatnentendogamer3611
      @thatnentendogamer3611 Год назад +21

      That's the joke, the music in the background is the theme of a boss that uses a very similar weapon

    • @themotivator553
      @themotivator553 Год назад +6

      ​@@thatnentendogamer3611 🗿

    • @RealChickenKing
      @RealChickenKing Год назад +8

      @@thatnentendogamer3611my honest reaction when someone unnecessarily explains a joke: 🗿

    • @V1_TheBlood-FueledMachine
      @V1_TheBlood-FueledMachine Год назад

      @@thatnentendogamer3611 That explains Transformers Devastation lmao, the SS-Rank drills with 6 slots are insane💀

    • @thatnentendogamer3611
      @thatnentendogamer3611 Год назад

      Me when everyone mentions me for a reply I made 5 months ago for pulling an R/whoosh

  • @chodad1381
    @chodad1381 23 дня назад +1

    moon upper be like “war is bad” and “kids are kind jack”

  • @radudumitru7692
    @radudumitru7692 Год назад +800

    "Trees are cruel Jack, and I love saplings" - Logdowner

  • @Darkoriax17
    @Darkoriax17 Год назад +433

    Sundowner retired and became a landscaper, footage caught in 4K.

  • @ZonkedOutOfficial
    @ZonkedOutOfficial Год назад +3185

    These comments have made me realize how utterly hilarious lumberjack sundowner is.
    "Too little, too late team-trees!"
    "Give deforestation a chance!"
    "Trees are cruel Jack, and I love branches."
    "I'll split you in two!"
    Gotta love the MGR community. Sorry, the Sundowner community.
    Edit: TREEDOWNER.

  • @abyssalchaos556
    @abyssalchaos556 Месяц назад +2

    “Kids are cruel Jack! And I LOVE KIDS!”

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL Год назад +1147

    "Just like cutting branches at that 7/11." ~Sawdowner.

  • @Ozee13
    @Ozee13 Год назад +302

    “Like i Said, trees are cruel jack! And I’m very in touch with my inner roots!” *pulls out branches*

  • @jrl924dds
    @jrl924dds 2 года назад +841

    "I'm going to saw through your bones!" - Medic TF2

    • @karimhossam717
      @karimhossam717 2 года назад +27

      HYAAH!

    • @Thathammercon
      @Thathammercon 2 года назад +43

      “That’s how I lost my medical license”

    • @sayhallo3769
      @sayhallo3769 2 года назад +45

      Coincidentally, medic can also go invincible

    • @tarekcat1
      @tarekcat1 2 года назад +3

      @@sayhallo3769 the Uber charge

    • @uniremnant119
      @uniremnant119 2 года назад +5

      @@tarekcat1 that one name gives me PTSD

  • @FlafFlafFlafFlafFlafFlaf
    @FlafFlafFlafFlafFlafFlaf 7 месяцев назад +2

    I think John Kramer will have some ideas.

  • @MultiMarvelWoman
    @MultiMarvelWoman 2 года назад +1116

    Lumberjack when they see a tree: “I’M FUCKIN INVINCIBLE!!!!”

    • @caitlynrankin8845
      @caitlynrankin8845 2 года назад

      Sundowner: you think i made the market for paper jack, like every tree has paper in it? Bullshit! Exelerating deforestation is just apart of who we are.

    • @i.d.9754
      @i.d.9754 2 года назад +9

      When the tree falls on them: "Son of a bitch...you got me."

    • @MrMomFker
      @MrMomFker 2 года назад +3

      Im a lumberjack and that shit is 100% true

    • @deanwf3087
      @deanwf3087 2 года назад +1

      @@i.d.9754 play times over tree, time to die

    • @syedhashir2970
      @syedhashir2970 2 года назад +1

      I am the 1k(1000) th like!!!!

  • @ayoxe
    @ayoxe 2 года назад +328

    “I believe you’re familiar with the lesson plan? The same forest you went through in Liberia.”

  • @FREELOO
    @FREELOO 11 месяцев назад +1369

    A slow TF2 scout: Medic!
    The TF2 medic:

    • @Naburgondux
      @Naburgondux 9 месяцев назад +5

      "i am sure in need of medical attention "

    • @scorp1on104
      @scorp1on104 9 месяцев назад +6

      Screams in french

    • @venerable_nelson
      @venerable_nelson 9 месяцев назад +1

      Let the medic build up their uber charge first!

    • @TrungNguyen-fr7gb
      @TrungNguyen-fr7gb 8 месяцев назад

      Reason why medic hate scout

  • @zacharybuffington5618
    @zacharybuffington5618 5 дней назад +1

    When you gotta cut trees but you still fear the old blood.

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
    @NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 года назад +639

    Lumberjacks are cruel, Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner flannel!

    • @JohnDoe-iq6ek
      @JohnDoe-iq6ek 2 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @Skylancer727
      @Skylancer727 2 года назад +1

      I'm a lumber jack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day!🎶

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 года назад +4

      @@Skylancer727 I think it's time for Jack.... To let er' timber!

    • @ItsJustKaya
      @ItsJustKaya 2 года назад +2

      Working as landscaper.
      I fk felt in love with this item.
      We need more streets and less trees atleast in my surrounding, and only when I work.

    • @MercyKill022
      @MercyKill022 2 года назад +2

      Also a war crime

  • @maybeyes2753
    @maybeyes2753 2 года назад +223

    "I shall divide you into two part."
    "I am completely invulnerable!"

  • @SpygamingOMG
    @SpygamingOMG 9 месяцев назад +1022

    "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting!" -Medic

  • @Officialbangerfc
    @Officialbangerfc 7 месяцев назад +2

    Bro: we need to stop chopping down trees
    Also bro on his spare time 💀💀💀

  • @Demogorgon-hu6om
    @Demogorgon-hu6om Год назад +289

    “Gentlemen, I may not have a brain. But I have an idea”

  • @grammeland1
    @grammeland1 9 месяцев назад +681

    Now THAT is being in touch with your inner child

    • @That_one_random_kid-ln6ex
      @That_one_random_kid-ln6ex 7 месяцев назад +1

      Dead island two ahh blade

    • @bootzflies
      @bootzflies 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@That_one_random_kid-ln6exit's metal gear rising revengence blade

  • @DoktourKrow
    @DoktourKrow 2 года назад +303

    "Like i said, nature is cruel jack, and i love illegal logging"
    - Sundowner

  • @FrogHarlot4708
    @FrogHarlot4708 Год назад +95

    The irony of this is that the entire song is all about the sacrifices of nature to human development, so this is actually on point lmao

    • @blastoise3568
      @blastoise3568 Год назад +1

      Which song is it I don’t play mg but I love the ost

    • @FrogHarlot4708
      @FrogHarlot4708 Год назад +1

      @@blastoise3568 Red Sun, enjoy :D

    • @blastoise3568
      @blastoise3568 Год назад +2

      @@FrogHarlot4708
      Thank you

  • @gabrieldinis6382
    @gabrieldinis6382 Год назад +658

    The kid named Invincible:

  • @crazyfriend2388
    @crazyfriend2388 2 года назад +328

    “Healthcare, ya say? I’m a SPECIALIST.”
    -Sundowner, 3 seconds before cutting somebody into pieces

    • @fn-falco4428
      @fn-falco4428 2 года назад +11

      "Ah! A new Custumer!"
      *Wut da dog doin?*
      *We're gonna be talking about the-*
      *Goat Scream*
      **POV YOU CHOSE PAPER**

    • @phylaxinator7040
      @phylaxinator7040 2 года назад +5

      Lets hope obamacare can cover this!

    • @caitlynrankin8845
      @caitlynrankin8845 2 года назад +3

      "Put down president bumcrack osama!"

    • @ammarpratama1207
      @ammarpratama1207 2 года назад +3

      "I'll put him down alright, but no I have a giant robot"

    • @caitlynrankin8845
      @caitlynrankin8845 2 года назад +3

      @@ammarpratama1207 "federal agent spotted" "why did i not see that?"

  • @KnockoffYT
    @KnockoffYT 17 часов назад

    “Getting springlocked wouldn’t even be that bad”
    Getting springlocked:

  • @eddy6093
    @eddy6093 2 года назад +1329

    I'll split u in two!!!
    Very invincible very powerful

  • @snowed08
    @snowed08 11 месяцев назад +360

    "trees are cruel jack, and i love sprouts"

    • @tonypasma1707
      @tonypasma1707 9 месяцев назад +1

      🎉

    • @Troller-w7w
      @Troller-w7w 8 месяцев назад +1

      You can't fret over every egg like an omelette jack the ripper

  • @ImNotGhostfacee
    @ImNotGhostfacee 2 года назад +103

    "In 3 hours there won't be any trees left"

  • @ShardForgottenInTime
    @ShardForgottenInTime 4 месяца назад

    Got this recommended like a year or two, and got it right now. This never ages

  • @giantlizard9158
    @giantlizard9158 2 года назад +788

    He split that tree in 2

    • @mrbones9332
      @mrbones9332 2 года назад +55

      with his BARE HANDS

    • @TheNaz_O5-15
      @TheNaz_O5-15 2 года назад +43

      YES YES! SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!

  • @goofyahhytwatcher8598
    @goofyahhytwatcher8598 Год назад +201

    "You're eminating brazillian energy right now sundowner"-jetstream sam

  • @SinfulofSauce
    @SinfulofSauce 2 года назад +473

    "They go from blossom to bare in one fucking week."

  • @topbreak38
    @topbreak38 Год назад +310

    And my Christmas wishlist just keeps getting longer.

    • @PepperGeorge
      @PepperGeorge Год назад

      lol

    • @NorthernMouse52
      @NorthernMouse52 Год назад +1

      Giggetty Giggetty Goo 😁

    • @Eduardo_Espinoza
      @Eduardo_Espinoza Год назад

      This one I might actually use tho

    • @tracywaite4627
      @tracywaite4627 11 месяцев назад

      Fnaf vibes

    • @ulysses58599
      @ulysses58599 11 месяцев назад

      I need saw scissors. I already have a saw-bat I need the scissors to go with it. (I put a saw blade in a baseball bat)

  • @Wet_Sandwich
    @Wet_Sandwich 2 года назад +249

    "Enviromentalist this, Eco-friendly that..."

    • @garryrptr
      @garryrptr 2 года назад +23

      "BULLSHIT, Earth is just who we are!"
      JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER GLOBAL WARMING

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 2 года назад +7

      Cutting down trees is wrong, they say.

    • @LR-jb6zn
      @LR-jb6zn 2 года назад +15

      @@garryrptr
      "BULLSHIT, earth is just what we are! just like the good old days after industrial revolution"
      there, i fix it.

    • @garryrptr
      @garryrptr 2 года назад +1

      @@LR-jb6zn thanks lmao

    • @aimanhakim3807
      @aimanhakim3807 2 года назад +1

      Hi dad

  • @fatheralexanderanderson3829
    @fatheralexanderanderson3829 2 года назад +392

    Wind: slow
    Fire: hot
    Vulture: waiting to see what rots
    Yep, it's Red Sun time

  • @Philmoyers-x8p
    @Philmoyers-x8p 2 месяца назад +1

    This is why you should never fall asleep first at the sleep over

    • @AdmDi
      @AdmDi Месяц назад

      Yoo wut?

  • @cauabraga5861
    @cauabraga5861 2 года назад +172

    "Give deforestation a chance"

    • @tiernanburns8833
      @tiernanburns8833 2 года назад +28

      "Hows an honest lumberjack supposed to make a living?"

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 2 года назад +15

      @@tiernanburns8833 Oil palm megacorpos: That's the neat part, you don't.

  • @thatoneguywhocommented
    @thatoneguywhocommented 2 года назад +114

    Raiden -can only swing it two times at the start-
    Sundowner: Hold my beer

    • @xiphosbuthehasacoffin4699
      @xiphosbuthehasacoffin4699 2 года назад +7

      Raiden's Weakest form in revengeance Lifted a Metal Gear How tf does he struggle using susdowners scissors

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 2 года назад +4

      @@xiphosbuthehasacoffin4699 keep in mind that most of his battle expertise is based around katana and similar, not giant machetes wielded by a behemoth of a man who also carried reactive armor

    • @Jarubimba
      @Jarubimba 2 года назад +2

      @@xiphosbuthehasacoffin4699 He's not fucking invicible

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 2 года назад +4

      @@xiphosbuthehasacoffin4699 All this time he's been fighting fast enemies. If your enemy starts using explosive shields and is slugging your ass, you'd think twice

  • @funnythe7th
    @funnythe7th 2 года назад +110

    POV: Your the prime minister's bodyguard

    • @cheesion
      @cheesion 2 года назад +3

      *you're

    • @funnythe7th
      @funnythe7th 2 года назад +1

      @@cheesion yro'ue

    • @nou5877
      @nou5877 2 года назад

      That's not how you use POV 🤓

  • @ingridmota754
    @ingridmota754 3 месяца назад +3

    This looks like a Bloodborne weapon thou

  • @whatthewhatthe9117
    @whatthewhatthe9117 2 года назад +400

    The mechanics of this mechanism are actually really interesting given it’s purely strain based with a lever trigger, just use two machetes, proper wrist strappings, remote winding of the clamping (pulley and secondary lever?) and finally a thousand dollar high frequency molecular vibrator and boom! Instant invincibility edit: strain not stress

    • @ruinedrx8
      @ruinedrx8 2 года назад +9

      If you think one saw snagging is bad, this would be hell to use

    • @flinchfu
      @flinchfu 2 года назад +6

      Saw teeth are doing the work here, straight edges would just slide back and forth without hydraulic power or kinetic energy from a swing.

    • @flinchfu
      @flinchfu 2 года назад +6

      @@ruinedrx8 imo it's genius. Saws usually hang up because the user's pressure is bending or canting the blade. The blades brace each other in alignment with this thing... but on second thought, a bowing horizontal branch might get sticky and bite, as only cutting from the top isn't an option.

    • @ruinedrx8
      @ruinedrx8 2 года назад +7

      @@flinchfu I disagree, with a single bladed saw, you can cut in a way that the branch would not pinch the blade, on this two blade version, there is no way to avoid gravity making the branch pinch the blade

    • @TheCoreypark
      @TheCoreypark 2 года назад +1

      @@ruinedrx8 ya and a silky zubat would cut through it faster and easier

  • @Theothersideofthemoonreal
    @Theothersideofthemoonreal 9 месяцев назад +593

    "Sir, please put the souls weapon down"

    • @szemwk
      @szemwk 7 месяцев назад +11

      'Ghermans theme starts to play'
      *NO*

    • @scottlang3844
      @scottlang3844 7 месяцев назад +6

      invader:Nah trick weapon go brrrrrrr

    • @Laghound
      @Laghound 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@szemwk VENATOR AMI SUNO MENA VALA. I think thats what the chorus says in that, don't remember lol

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 6 месяцев назад +2

      You better put it down or I'll be forced to use my Bloodborne Cannon

    • @Laghound
      @Laghound 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ostr0 oh shit 'proceeds to Hunter's Mark out"

  • @agoblintrippingonhorrordus145
    @agoblintrippingonhorrordus145 Год назад +480

    This is... a work of art. There are no words to describe how much I love this.

    • @echochildus2441
      @echochildus2441 Год назад +13

      Apparently there was...😅

    • @mister0zorg
      @mister0zorg Год назад +8

      It's art because is useless. You can't change the blades. And you are not so flexibel as with one Blade. So ok it's art. I don't want one.

    • @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916
      @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 Год назад +4

      ​@@mister0zorgIt's also more than double the energy to use it.

    • @TazyBaby
      @TazyBaby Год назад +5

      @@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 yeah for half the amount of time. Its the tree, cutting equivalent of taking two steps up the stairs. If you’re too weak to do it, that’s your fault.

    • @montanawhite5699
      @montanawhite5699 Год назад +2

      @@TazyBabynah, this is actually useless. It’s cool, but not practical.

  • @kotonatorkotonatorov5888
    @kotonatorkotonatorov5888 8 месяцев назад +2

    Guy got possessed by a German Doctor! Spy, help him with a backstab please!

  • @ghost.2527
    @ghost.2527 11 месяцев назад +736

    bro has a bloodborne trick weapon

    • @ShadySKWASHA
      @ShadySKWASHA 9 месяцев назад +9

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @sburs
      @sburs 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@ShadySKWASHAme too

    • @user-hx5oe9iz1h
      @user-hx5oe9iz1h 9 месяцев назад +2

      Ah kos or some say kosm

    • @BigTastyRed
      @BigTastyRed 9 месяцев назад +1

      Grant us eyes

    • @deadfurydbf9647
      @deadfurydbf9647 8 месяцев назад +1

      Grant us eyes, as you did with the vacuous Rom

  • @b-17theflyingfortress
    @b-17theflyingfortress 2 года назад +67

    "All I'm saying is.....give deforestation a chance."
    -Sundowner, the lumberjack

    • @FerunaLutelou
      @FerunaLutelou 2 года назад +13

      Treedowner

    • @lucaswashington9285
      @lucaswashington9285 2 года назад +3

      How is a honest lumberjack supposed to make a living

    • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
      @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 2 года назад +5

      What about all the good things deforestation has done for us? Why haven't we heard speeches about that? Bigger cities, faster transportation methods... all I'm sayin' is.. *GIVE DEFORESTATION A CHANCE!*

    • @b-17theflyingfortress
      @b-17theflyingfortress 2 года назад

      @@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 (Proceeds to murder the prime minister)

  • @LordVodka313
    @LordVodka313 2 года назад +75

    "I'm f**king invincible!"
    He's been waiting to say that.

  • @GruIncOG
    @GruIncOG 5 месяцев назад +2

    Don’t mess with this guy 💀

  • @esthergosling6231
    @esthergosling6231 Год назад +136

    "Trees are cruel Jack, and I'm always touching my wood"

  • @PeptoHeeler
    @PeptoHeeler Год назад +75

    Cartels are gonna have a field day with this

  • @jbomb11
    @jbomb11 Год назад +146

    “THEY HAVE A SAW WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!”-pd2 Swat

  • @YourMemerGamer
    @YourMemerGamer 9 месяцев назад +4

    Inosuke would love this 😂

  • @DocLeon77
    @DocLeon77 Год назад +1970

    "We have a new punishment for male pedophiles" - The Judge

    • @StrawberryShmello
      @StrawberryShmello Год назад +7

      The punishment for females is a stapler

    • @alexboros1751
      @alexboros1751 Год назад +68

      No mate, they pay them now. Give them a few kids on the way out of court.

    • @SevenTheJester
      @SevenTheJester Год назад

      They are protected now, that's a fact. Attacking a pedophile is now considered a hate crime. _In theory._
      In practice, I just got out of prison in Ohio in May of this year. When a new pedophile came in, the guards would tell us when they did their rounds that the new guy liked kids.
      Those guys had a tendency to slip in the bathroom and hit their heads.
      Funny how that happens. 🤷‍♂️👍
      I even saw one pedophile roll over in his sleep and fall off a top bunk. 👌

    • @HankRichard
      @HankRichard Год назад +150

      “Kids are cruel jack, and I love minors!”

    • @Ossetian-Greaser
      @Ossetian-Greaser Год назад +11

      ​@@StrawberryShmelloThat's even more brutal. 😮

  • @datfeeshboi9526
    @datfeeshboi9526 Год назад +77

    When you fall asleep first at a sleepover