Markiplier Loses His Sanity Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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    Edited By ► / rad_r
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @constantsong
    @constantsong 3 года назад +7691

    Game: "Wolves will affect your sanity"
    OBS: "Not if I do first."

  • @valalkuino3123
    @valalkuino3123 3 года назад +4837

    “Is this a horror game?”
    OBS: It is now.

    • @That_guyVII
      @That_guyVII 3 года назад +14

      No replys but 761 likes that's extremely weird

    • @Mae6902
      @Mae6902 3 года назад +9

      971 now

    • @RED40HOURS
      @RED40HOURS 3 года назад +3

      @N3 Nick *1.1K LIKES*

    • @san1gamingcz707
      @san1gamingcz707 3 года назад +2

      @N3 Nick 1.2k likes

    • @xenon2k6
      @xenon2k6 3 года назад +2

      Wait, what game is this?

  • @uncertain_zee
    @uncertain_zee 2 года назад +5116

    Mark: "I'm not naked so i guess this is eAsY mODe"
    Also Mark: **crying over slight lag**

    • @Dessurta
      @Dessurta 11 месяцев назад +3

      1

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Dessurta 2

    • @0djdoublerr0
      @0djdoublerr0 8 месяцев назад +4

      comments like this are so cringe..

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 8 месяцев назад +27

      @@0djdoublerr0 replies like this are so cringe..

    • @Big_RandyTM
      @Big_RandyTM 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@montymole2replies to replies like this are so cringe…

  • @reverendbug
    @reverendbug 2 года назад +4925

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist!"
    Also Mark: **imagines himself stranded naked and alone in the frozen wilderness**

    • @astro.logical
      @astro.logical 2 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST
      @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST 2 года назад +23

      Literally every video has something!

    • @WhateverIWantChannel
      @WhateverIWantChannel 2 года назад +40

      "it makes it harder-"

    • @luckystrongpaw3741
      @luckystrongpaw3741 2 года назад +3

      Me I'm not a angry person also me when there is a small bug in cod this game is so stupid ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

    • @miadouglas3037
      @miadouglas3037 2 года назад +4

      Exactly the more he says it the less I believe him XD

  • @absterps
    @absterps 3 года назад +6835

    If Mark dies, his eulogy is going to read "He just wanted to know if his body could take it. It could not."

    • @FlusteredBushStudios
      @FlusteredBushStudios 3 года назад +51

      LMFAO

    • @riversouder3375
      @riversouder3375 3 года назад +283

      I love how you say "if" like there's a chance mark just lives forever

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 3 года назад +75

      Last words: "Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!"

    • @k9charmander764
      @k9charmander764 3 года назад +93

      @@riversouder3375 i mean you never know, he hasn't died yet so we can logicly deduce that he will continue to not die forever

    • @KittyCatAddict
      @KittyCatAddict 3 года назад +5

      THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @ayiyiloveyou
    @ayiyiloveyou 3 года назад +5322

    “i’m not a masochist” Mark, we’ve been through this statement multiple times.

    • @phazed0ut
      @phazed0ut 3 года назад +148

      Unus annus intensifies

    • @tovarishnikolaj9727
      @tovarishnikolaj9727 3 года назад +61

      Damn I got flashbacks

    • @zoltanhada4245
      @zoltanhada4245 3 года назад +31

      He really just try to tell himself this xd

    • @BedHead802
      @BedHead802 3 года назад +30

      We understand that you “aren’t” a masochist. We all COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY agree that you are “not” a masochist.

    • @strawhatsmanager
      @strawhatsmanager 3 года назад +12

      Only a couple *she says wearing her Unus Anus sweatshirt*

  • @peurchao6935
    @peurchao6935 2 года назад +1421

    Mark: “cut open the FIRST ANIMAL YOU SEE and dive inside it :)”
    The squirrel I just made eye contact with: 👁👄👁

  • @sagesimon9205
    @sagesimon9205 2 года назад +554

    Me: "wait, its lagging? i couldn't tell."
    mark:* has a break down and starts crying over it*

    • @evangonzalez2245
      @evangonzalez2245 2 месяца назад +2

      Does he think everyone is just watching his little inset rather than than the actual gameplay? Seems like an easy choice to keep the game looking awesome 🤦‍♂️

  • @VinRocks
    @VinRocks 3 года назад +5825

    I love how mark doesn't even lose his sanity in the Siberian wilderness, but over the graphics recording....

  • @GG_galaxyguts
    @GG_galaxyguts 3 года назад +3501

    "Amy hates this-"
    The fact that Amy hates it only makes me wonder how many times Mark has asked Amy/planned/explained his way of survival to Amy to the point of her hating it

    • @outofcontrolwhty445
      @outofcontrolwhty445 3 года назад +59

      Omg I just realized that

    • @jamsionhodges786
      @jamsionhodges786 3 года назад +28

      My thoughts exactly

    • @IyeViking
      @IyeViking 3 года назад +116

      Mark is both very nice and gentlemanly to her as well as a horrible, annoying Bear Grylls wannabe

    • @checkit7528
      @checkit7528 3 года назад +2

      some people simply dont like the idea of it, its just them i guess.

    • @Whatareevenbirds
      @Whatareevenbirds 3 года назад +103

      imagine the look on Amys face when Mark tries to explain to her why they need a tatical shovel

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 2 года назад +1853

    Fun fact: Running away from wolves is a great way to get yourself killed! If you act like prey, they'll treat you like prey.

    • @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST
      @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST 2 года назад +84

      And they're super fast, but I only really know how to make them let go of you if they're not a pack.

    • @rileywalker3467
      @rileywalker3467 2 года назад +18

      What do i do fight them?

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 2 года назад +321

      @@rileywalker3467 According to Oliver Starr, who has raised dozens of wolves and did field work for Yellowstone wolf reintroduction:
      Do not try to "stare the animal down" Wolves appear to regard a direct stare as a challenge or a threat
      Do not turn your back on the animal (s). If multiple wolves are threatening you some of them may try to flank you.
      Try to make yourself appear large. If you have a jacket or shirt on, raise it above your head.
      Shout at the animals.
      If you can do so without making yourself vulnerable grab a few stones and throw them at the animals.
      Back slowly away.

    • @rileywalker3467
      @rileywalker3467 2 года назад +62

      @@LoveLee_Dreamer okay that makes sense its kinda like a black bear

    • @ravyntaylor6982
      @ravyntaylor6982 2 года назад +153

      It’s like dogs, if you’re afraid of an off-leash dog that’s running around, don’t run from it, it, it’ll chase you, even dogs that aren’t aggressive will chase you because they think you want to play
      I had a golden retriever that would accidentally scare kids in our neighborhood sometimes because they’d run away when they saw her, and she’d happily chase them thinking they wanted her to play 😅

  • @cenkcen
    @cenkcen 2 года назад +1273

    Mark: **Loses his mind over some lag**
    Me, who doesn't understand any of the terms he's yelling: 🧍.......👍

    • @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323
      @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 2 года назад +80

      Same 😂 I only know "OBS" is the name of the screen recording program, other than that, it was like he was crying in a foreign language

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 года назад +63

      Me: *never saw the lag*

    • @GAMENITE
      @GAMENITE 2 года назад +21

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro luckily the output when you record with obs looks way smoother than what's going on in his computer

    • @perthaputton1203
      @perthaputton1203 2 года назад +4

      Same lol

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 3 года назад +1993

    Markiplier in the Siberian wilderness: this is fine, I'm prepared, I can do this
    Markiplier dealing with graphics and FPS: *completely loses his shit*

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  • @riotlysander8092
    @riotlysander8092 3 года назад +1926

    he keeps saying “WHEN you get teleported you the siberian wilderness” like it’s bound to happen and that that’s common knowledge

    • @THEDoctorScientist101
      @THEDoctorScientist101 3 года назад +60

      Have you not been randomly teleported to the Siberian wilderness naked before?

    • @craftergamer9058
      @craftergamer9058 3 года назад +53

      I thought this was normal.

    • @elijeffords5870
      @elijeffords5870 3 года назад +22

      @@craftergamer9058 it is Izaz has just been living under a rock

    • @Hazelnutz3
      @Hazelnutz3 3 года назад +33

      @@elijeffords5870 soon they will be living under a rock in the siberian wilderness

    • @elijeffords5870
      @elijeffords5870 3 года назад +12

      @@Hazelnutz3 hopefully there prepared by then (ps you made my water come out my nose)

  • @ZesTeaLicious
    @ZesTeaLicious 2 года назад +611

    “Wolves can make you lose your sanity”
    Mark: not if I do first.
    OBS: Hold my Frame rates

  • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
    @TulpechaidoplaysMC Месяц назад +10

    “I often wonder how I would survive”
    *is nearly brought to tears because a video game doesn’t run on a perfect 4k 60fps*

  • @omochewp1182
    @omochewp1182 3 года назад +10232

    Mark: ***Fantasies about being dropped in a Siberian wilderness naked***
    Also Mark:
    ***game lags***
    ***mid-life crisis***

    • @user-vr5fr
      @user-vr5fr 3 года назад +8

      Yep

    • @me-qx9fi
      @me-qx9fi 3 года назад +6

      In deed

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +2

      @@user-vr5fr i love narural candles

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +3

      @@me-qx9fi i love natural candles

    • @mikemikel1629
      @mikemikel1629 3 года назад +7

      @@rahmat4848 no you dont

  • @n1ghttshad386
    @n1ghttshad386 3 года назад +10176

    Viewers: entirely unbothered by the nearly unnoticeable lag
    Mark: **mental and emotional breakdown**

    • @sakuraplumlove5292
      @sakuraplumlove5292 2 года назад +569

      I didn't even realize there was a lag

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard 2 года назад +210

      Lol right? I didn't even notice anything wrong

    • @XylessBrawl
      @XylessBrawl 2 года назад +231

      I don’t even think there’s been lag, render lag is a different thing than actual lag. It’s backlogging all of the frames that are being rendered for a recording and using as much of the GPU as possible to keep up.
      It’s just stressful to watch it happen live because it looks laggy as heck at times.

    • @WhateverIWantChannel
      @WhateverIWantChannel 2 года назад +18

      I didn't even notice the lag :'D

    • @bookermediaentertainment
      @bookermediaentertainment 2 года назад +17

      Pretty much eh lol I didn't even notice what he was talking about. I've had waaay more noticeable lag that it's unwatchable lol

  • @liiveleaked
    @liiveleaked 2 года назад +252

    Mark: **talks about wanting to be dropped in the Siberian wilderness naked**
    Also mark: iM nOt a mAsOcHiSt

  • @lordofcheeze2512
    @lordofcheeze2512 2 года назад +122

    In a bunch of Mark’s videos, he says he has ADHD, but I don’t think I’ve actually been able to notice it until this video. Like bro, this entire video relates so hard. From putting too much effort into odd hypotheticals to being stressed over the smallest stuff, I felt all of it

  • @invest-i-gator8896
    @invest-i-gator8896 3 года назад +1346

    The five stages of grief: 1:39 - 12:33 denial 12:34 - 14:59 anger/bargaining 15:00 - 18:29 depression 18:52 - 21:23 acceptance

  • @turtletank0220
    @turtletank0220 3 года назад +5366

    Mark is more prepared for the Siberian wilderness than dealing with OBS

    • @vandliszt
      @vandliszt 3 года назад +75

      Although OBS is more difficult for him he isn’t willing to eat Amy when his computer brain doesn’t work.

    • @CybernerdShua
      @CybernerdShua 3 года назад +46

      @@vandliszt Please tell me you did not mean to say eat.

    • @thenickname3261
      @thenickname3261 3 года назад +57

      @@CybernerdShua he said what he meant

    • @thediobehindtheslaughter2906
      @thediobehindtheslaughter2906 3 года назад +41

      @@CybernerdShua he meant what he said

    • @day9811
      @day9811 3 года назад +23

      @@CybernerdShua he said meant meant he said what.

  • @ashleymarcum1573
    @ashleymarcum1573 2 года назад +91

    bless lixian for making this video into a documentary on mark’s downward spiral

  • @Psyda
    @Psyda 2 года назад +407

    He'll never see this comment, but it's dropping frames because he's recoding using his GPU while the game has an uncapped framerate allowing it to use 100% of the GPU with a higher priority.
    He needs to cap the game's framerate in the Nvidia Global 3D Settings. Could also get a separate PC for recording the gameplay or use a capture card to offload the work. Disabling vsync is also a good idea to avoid input lag.

    • @MelancholyQuincy
      @MelancholyQuincy 2 года назад +5

      I wish I could 👍 this more thank you

    • @Fidooop
      @Fidooop 2 года назад +2

      Wait, can you route a capture card back into the same machine? I never thought to do that.

    • @defiantgg1831
      @defiantgg1831 Год назад +6

      he said he did this, and also said it is rendering using the CPU, dont know if its true, but everything you suggested he adressed

    • @JonelKingas
      @JonelKingas Год назад +5

      actually he just needed to run obs in high priority because default is like normal or above normal, by doing that the game (could) lag but obs wouldn't at all

    • @oscarrickyh02
      @oscarrickyh02 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@defiantgg1831yeah the problem is he dont want the cpu doing the rendering he want it done with gpu which is why he loses his shit when seeing he only gets 11% of the gpu dedicated for obs
      Also i believe he limit the fps on his recording not the game itself

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 3 года назад +4389

    Mark lowering his graphics settings and sobbing is the most accurate depiction of my life as a gamer.

    • @apriladventures8238
      @apriladventures8238 3 года назад +34

      We all have a beautiful destiny list to create together

    • @AVest421
      @AVest421 3 года назад +71

      Whoop whoop! Any other laptop gamers here stuck with gtx1660 forever, and probably won't afford another computer?

    • @DrWatson4
      @DrWatson4 3 года назад +4

      Fair

    • @K4LxMaddog
      @K4LxMaddog 3 года назад +17

      @maryjaine nantona ok STFU

    • @remermagic
      @remermagic 3 года назад +35

      @maryjaine nantona moody lil shit aint ya?

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 3 года назад +1720

    Average Gamer: *imagines being teleported to a fantasy world*
    Mark: *imagines being teleported to the Siberian wilderness while naked*

    • @whitetailprince
      @whitetailprince 3 года назад +5

      i dont see why there is a difference. its the same in my experience.

    • @ruesylvester
      @ruesylvester 3 года назад +4

      it's his desired reality when he finally shifts

    • @nurj287
      @nurj287 3 года назад

      Humans aren’t the same

    • @meatcodm1094
      @meatcodm1094 3 года назад

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  • @calebsatterfield1935
    @calebsatterfield1935 2 года назад +165

    Looking back, this was when mark started writing and perfecting in space with markiplier, right. It makes a lot of sense for him to be stressed about stuff like incorrect capturing when it should be working just right.

  • @just_a_person6616
    @just_a_person6616 2 года назад +132

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist”
    Literally anyone who has ever watched any of his videos: hmmmmmmm
    If you say so 😬

  • @mikixd8037
    @mikixd8037 3 года назад +2821

    I’ve never seen a man go through the 5 stages of grief as fast as Mark did.......

    • @bibizaman2347
      @bibizaman2347 3 года назад +70

      It’s a talent of his

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +15

      @@bibizaman2347 im reporting you

    • @tyrendavies4117
      @tyrendavies4117 3 года назад +11

      @@rahmat4848 y tho

    • @igiveup5585
      @igiveup5585 3 года назад +9

      @@tyrendavies4117 well read the name he goes by

    • @chen_plays4173
      @chen_plays4173 3 года назад +18

      @@igiveup5585 in my life

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +17287

    "If you're naked in the Siberian wilderness, it is very cold"
    Yes Mark, the sun is also very hot.

  • @alexanderhanson6269
    @alexanderhanson6269 2 года назад +166

    Mark: I’m not a masochist
    Me in the middle of making a Markochist compilation: you keep telling yourself that mark

    • @marievanexe6490
      @marievanexe6490 5 месяцев назад +2

      Please Do one and Tell me if it's done, i want to watch it 😂

  • @zparsons7547
    @zparsons7547 2 года назад +107

    11:28 “I didn’t see SHIT, what are you talking about?!” That was amazing!🤣🤣🤣I laughed so hard, I couldn’t breath for a minute.

  • @TheDwarvenGameing
    @TheDwarvenGameing 3 года назад +2581

    Mark I've found that running OBS as an admin allows it to prioritize gpu utilization over something like a game, which means that it wouldn't have as many problems with recording. Like this so that Mark can see this. Also in task manager set obs's priority as real-time and the game at some value less than that. You change priority by right-clicking on an item in task manager, clicking go to details, then right-clicking the program under details and selecting change priority.

    • @HarperIsHere
      @HarperIsHere 3 года назад +96

      I think you just saved this man's whole career

    • @maximilianschaffler9981
      @maximilianschaffler9981 3 года назад +12

      Exactly what i was gonna write

    • @Madcrab0815
      @Madcrab0815 3 года назад +9

      This is at least worth a try.

    • @samwarren6008
      @samwarren6008 3 года назад +17

      He doesn't want it to use as much of his GPU and doesn't understand why it is since it's rendering the video with his CPU or is supposed to.

    • @elliott7268
      @elliott7268 3 года назад +22

      Upvote? 😂 This ain't Reddit my man

  • @aster8864
    @aster8864 3 года назад +7377

    Lixian truly makes mark losing his mind a cinematic experience.

    • @whisperwindamarantha
      @whisperwindamarantha 3 года назад +27

      This needs more likes.

    • @ZoeAfton101
      @ZoeAfton101 3 года назад +10

      It always is!

    • @itsmeEvanna
      @itsmeEvanna 3 года назад +11

      I-IM SCARED CAN SOMEONE STAY WITH ME

    • @brog3143
      @brog3143 3 года назад +28

      I think it's just Mark's natural talent of being overly dramatic
      And I'm all for it baby

    • @MusicalSoul47
      @MusicalSoul47 3 года назад +17

      He really does. He takes what he’s given and makes it amazing 😂

  • @fallen9746
    @fallen9746 2 года назад +94

    "Who would game this way"
    Me with my potato always playing on minimum graphics so I can get above 20fps

  • @CasualG-mer
    @CasualG-mer 2 года назад +60

    Mark: Tells his new computer to do it’s job.
    New PC: “Im doing my job here and-“
    Mark: GOES INSANE

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +2478

    Mark:*freaking out about OBS not capturing right*
    Everyone:*didn't notice anything weird*

  • @ctb5758
    @ctb5758 3 года назад +2703

    he found raw potatoes and decided the whole game needed to turn into one

  • @DrainianDream
    @DrainianDream 2 года назад +24

    "You're so lucky you're a perfectionist! I wish I could make things turn out perfect."
    What perfectionism actually looks like:

  • @HarpyMortem
    @HarpyMortem 2 года назад +28

    2:37 Lixian's happy face brings me joy

  • @joeunderdog
    @joeunderdog 3 года назад +2441

    the video was literally running perfectly, and then all the sudden, mark just goes crazy

    • @EvelynFTTE
      @EvelynFTTE 3 года назад +96

      What I thought too tbh

    • @jeffthkiller6127
      @jeffthkiller6127 3 года назад +28

      My words exactly XD

    • @drstepan1078
      @drstepan1078 3 года назад +67

      Yup, I didn't notice until he pointed it out

    • @Shibes770
      @Shibes770 3 года назад +13

      I noticed a bit

    • @WraithDuelist
      @WraithDuelist 3 года назад +27

      I kinda noticed the stutter in the video before he said anything. It's very slight, but it's noticeable.

  • @Frodo_Shaggins
    @Frodo_Shaggins 3 года назад +3782

    The second half feels like a war documentary of a veteran that is just realizing what horrible things he's done.

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 3 года назад +42

      Give a Farmer Seeds and he'll create Food, give a musician a melody and he'll create Music, give a Soldier and enemy and he'll create nothing. He only destroys, kills...

    • @DIHVLD
      @DIHVLD 3 года назад +72

      @@hesus1474 Give me a bowl of spaghetti, and I’m happy.

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 3 года назад +8

      @Joe Mama I’m afraid that when I die. God will care about the things I’ve done. But I’m more afraid that he won’t. That he’ll just sit there, twiddling his thumbs, barely able to summon the energy to judge me.

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 3 года назад +6

      @@inceptionova3006 People tell me to fear hell, but there comes a point when you've done such awful things, you don't know if the devil will welcome you as a friend when you arrive.
      Truth is, I don't believe in anything anymore...

    • @themuffinmanjr.41
      @themuffinmanjr.41 3 года назад +25

      what the hell is up with this comment chain??? lol

  • @madelineshea2161
    @madelineshea2161 3 года назад +50

    “Who would game this way” lmao me trying to play games on my MacBook, that it definitely was not designed to run

  • @jevilcore
    @jevilcore 2 года назад +27

    Absolutely enamoured with the life Mark lives where he is constantly thinking about how he’d survive if teleported naked into the Siberian wilderness

  • @tearsofboredom7956
    @tearsofboredom7956 3 года назад +1341

    "I'm not a masochist" has become Mark's catchphrase by now

  • @ragingoverwatch3052
    @ragingoverwatch3052 3 года назад +1402

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist”
    _We all know where this is going.._

    • @trygongamer8990
      @trygongamer8990 3 года назад +26

      But that’s what a masochist would say

    • @VarianAbyssian
      @VarianAbyssian 3 года назад +26

      Next video: *I broke my ribcage*

    • @GeorgiawithaG
      @GeorgiawithaG 3 года назад +3

      Came to the comments for this

    • @thewaffle4797
      @thewaffle4797 3 года назад +10

      Mark: Slowly becomes graystillplays through masochism.
      Me: Oh Fuuuuu-

    • @ryleewaggoner1210
      @ryleewaggoner1210 3 года назад +6

      Masoplier? Markochist?

  • @zubbworks
    @zubbworks 2 года назад +9

    Me who's youtube auto selects 480p and I never notice.
    17:59 That explains it. Most of my games look like, or are from, 2003.
    Lens flare and bloom can go on somewhere.

  • @akaiichi3146
    @akaiichi3146 2 года назад +17

    siberian guy: "the wilderness is messing with my sanity."
    markiplier: "nobody gives a shit. you don't realize the pain of capturing a video!!!!"
    me: ".....damn...tha-...thats rough." 😢

  • @XionsAvalon
    @XionsAvalon 3 года назад +5325

    I had the OBS issue as well, if you run OBS as admin, it will reserve whatever resources it needs to run smoothly and the lag will go away, even while gaming. Please like so mark can see this :)

    • @BrandonYouness
      @BrandonYouness 3 года назад +42

      I was literally thinking the same thing!

    • @coreystephen9878
      @coreystephen9878 2 года назад +41

      I don't get why this man doesn't have a dedicated streaming computer...

    • @CaptNaptastic
      @CaptNaptastic 2 года назад +145

      @@coreystephen9878 he said in a video one time that he knows he should do that but he refuses to until it's his only option. Lol

    • @phoenixember-rose3180
      @phoenixember-rose3180 2 года назад +1

      666 likes...

    • @hoodedsmoke
      @hoodedsmoke 2 года назад +2

      669 Likes

  • @Scottworld
    @Scottworld 3 года назад +10386

    Not only losing his sanity, sometime us too.

  • @BeybladeASMRreviews
    @BeybladeASMRreviews 6 месяцев назад +4

    0:01 a bike, and a guy in the middle of the road… its horrifying.

  • @veritydoyle7886
    @veritydoyle7886 2 года назад +9

    Me: **Just wanting to watch Mark play this game, doesn't even notice the lag**
    Mark: **Screaming for over half the video** "MY FRAMES GUYS MY FRAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!"
    Also I love that Mark put his 'Happy Music' Outro when this turned out to be kind of like a horror game in the end XD

  • @magicbutterpoptart
    @magicbutterpoptart 3 года назад +1307

    * OBS fails at rendering*
    Mark: * goes into an existential crisis*

    • @Astr0_Babe
      @Astr0_Babe 3 года назад +24

      Me: Didn’t even see what was wrong

    • @delphicdescant
      @delphicdescant 3 года назад +21

      It wouldn't be a Markiplier video without the token existential meltdown.
      It might even be when he's at his best.

    • @MrPingn
      @MrPingn 3 года назад +2

      @@delphicdescant That makes me think we need more Mark and SCP/Eldritch horror type stuff.

    • @macrowdz3732
      @macrowdz3732 3 года назад +2

      i can barely run 30 frames on doom original

  • @kyanite1434
    @kyanite1434 3 года назад +723

    Guy in the game: *Losing sanity because he is all alone in the wilderness with animals trying to kill him*
    Mark: *Losing his mind because frame rate bad* :(

    • @manicms
      @manicms 3 года назад +3

      Markimoo PCMR confirmed

    • @samilynnhodge8004
      @samilynnhodge8004 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂poor mark

    • @CarolinaBassHunter
      @CarolinaBassHunter 3 года назад

      Has he gotten any answers?? 😅

    • @CarolinaBassHunter
      @CarolinaBassHunter 3 года назад

      "We did it!!............IT LOOKS SO BAD!!!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I lost it 😂🤣 17:16

  • @shady4918
    @shady4918 2 года назад +15

    12:43 One thing I noticed when recording with OBS is that recording with any games higher than 1080p causes it to lab and miss frames. Another thing it could *possibly* be is if you're scaling the recording down to a different resolution. Those are just two things that have happened to me before and I hope it somehow helps!

  • @kbgaming9438
    @kbgaming9438 Год назад +7

    Lixian and mark both deserve an Oscar for the cinematic obs rant 😂

  • @cranberry4
    @cranberry4 3 года назад +805

    “Often times I get transported naked, just to make it harder.” - Markiplier 2021

    • @colewegner7576
      @colewegner7576 3 года назад +17

      He says, also saying hes not a masochist

    • @nzarchernar
      @nzarchernar 3 года назад +5

      "That's what she said" - Some manager

    • @grason_r
      @grason_r 3 года назад +1

      @@nzarchernar Dwight stop. You’re not as funny as Michael.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 года назад

      @@nzarchernar Assistant _to the_ manager..

    • @paulwasnttaken9371
      @paulwasnttaken9371 3 года назад

      I want to like this comment but but but....

  • @FuhNaff
    @FuhNaff 3 года назад +16540

    I feel like every Markiplier video could have this same title 😂

  • @viridianfurn9414
    @viridianfurn9414 2 года назад +18

    Mark: *walks by perfectly, fresh, steamy, dead elk available to use to warm up.*
    Me: Mark I thought you were the expert here
    Mark 2min later: the first thing you wanna do is kill an animal and jump inside
    Me: !?! SO YOU ~KNEW~ AND WALKED PAST IT ANYWAY

  • @allyj6949
    @allyj6949 2 года назад +2

    I love the face spinny filters so so much lixian you dont understand

  • @Ertyez
    @Ertyez 3 года назад +5238

    Mark, try setting your OBS to high priority in task manager 😅 If.. you're not already... dead from insanity
    That will help with future recordings as well.

    • @swegboy0238
      @swegboy0238 3 года назад +264

      And there’s a priority setting in OBS that should do the same thing.

    • @ForsakenSanityGaming
      @ForsakenSanityGaming 3 года назад +67

      This does not affect GPU usage, however. It is solely for CPU usage! 👀

    • @swegboy0238
      @swegboy0238 3 года назад +47

      @@ForsakenSanityGaming Yes, and I thought I heard him say that it was weird that the GPU usage even mattered in the first place because he was rendering the video with the CPU

    • @bertholdthoover8793
      @bertholdthoover8793 3 года назад +27

      I have no idea how it works but I'm gonna like so he sees this if it works

    • @maximebouye
      @maximebouye 3 года назад +27

      Or just take a second computer to record

  • @JunkJawasTaken
    @JunkJawasTaken 3 года назад +3147

    Alternative title:
    Markiplier goes through the five stages of grief

    • @quince._kateon8582
      @quince._kateon8582 3 года назад +15

      It's perfect-

    • @parthpawar6169
      @parthpawar6169 3 года назад +5

      But doesn't reach the last 2

    • @hazeldavila9518
      @hazeldavila9518 3 года назад +9

      @@parthpawar6169 he definitely hit acceptances

    • @brianclittle1593
      @brianclittle1593 3 года назад +7

      Go watch getting over it lol he really goes through the 5 stages. Lol

    • @crimsonshinobi5281
      @crimsonshinobi5281 3 года назад +6

      Siberian Survival? Five stages of grief?
      Sounds like a typical case of Zangrief to me...

  • @Eggbaritone
    @Eggbaritone 2 года назад +6

    11:20 I mean... in one way it suggests that they made it to the other side.

  • @rachelstacy6711
    @rachelstacy6711 2 года назад +18

    Now I've just got this image of Amy, relaxing on the couch, deep into a good book. Mark walks in, sits next to her, pulls her feet into his lap and starts rubbing them(cuz he's a great guy). And then starts saying "so, I'm naked, in the middle of Siberia-" and Amy slams her book into his face.

  • @honoraryhouseplant8244
    @honoraryhouseplant8244 3 года назад +1463

    “what’s your favorite episode of Markiplier?”
    oh I like the one where he rants about OBS for a looooooooooong time

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 года назад +68

      HE'S THE OBS BOY! HE'S THE ONE WHO LOSES FRAMES!

    • @ericmaldonado9074
      @ericmaldonado9074 3 года назад +11

      Yes OBS need to do it job :)

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 3 года назад +22

      "isn't your head surgery today?"
      yeeeaaaah hope it goes well

    • @brandonscudieri1440
      @brandonscudieri1440 3 года назад +25

      Did you just. Make a game grumps reference?

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 3 года назад +9

      @@NODnuke45 I love you

  • @paigecoressel8585
    @paigecoressel8585 3 года назад +673

    Lixian: “sooo do you want me to cut the obs rant”
    Mark:” no.. leave it in. Let them know”

  • @SpringyDinge89
    @SpringyDinge89 8 месяцев назад +2

    12:12 The start of mark's sanity loss journey. Highlight 17:24

  • @MOONdotEXE
    @MOONdotEXE 2 года назад +8

    Mark: "Who games this way?"
    Me with a computer that runs minecraft at 15 fps: "Why I do good sir, and i still make vids."

  • @dolphinman8720
    @dolphinman8720 3 года назад +5433

    Me: can deal with the nearly unnoticeable lag in the video
    Mark: screams for 17 minutes about it

    • @shi_o_negau8644
      @shi_o_negau8644 3 года назад +234

      For real i didn’t notice lol

    • @llago6139
      @llago6139 3 года назад +95

      @@shi_o_negau8644 same I didn't notice until mark mentioned it lol

    • @white_vargr1999
      @white_vargr1999 3 года назад +175

      Even after he said it i still couldn’t see it 😅

    • @pokemon05100
      @pokemon05100 3 года назад +30

      @@white_vargr1999 same.

    • @theothewinkie174
      @theothewinkie174 3 года назад +60

      its honestly kinda a weird thing. when you're used to one thing and you get ANYTHING less or worse than that, its the difference of night and day. it can make for some awkward moments of ... Privilege and seeming ... spoiled. i can notice the difference between 60 fps and anything less than 60fps easy. im sure that can apply too with higher frame rates.
      its kinda like how people were so upset about the shrinkflation on Big Macs, but some people just ... never ate big macs so they didn't care lol. or notice.
      [edit: typo]

  • @ItsUncleSam007
    @ItsUncleSam007 3 года назад +1177

    Mark: *I'm not a Masochist*
    Also Mark: *Imagines himself being teleported into Siberian Wilderness... without clothes*

    • @heyheliotrope
      @heyheliotrope 3 года назад +17

      funnily enough i remember him saying 'I'M NO MASOCHIST' in a different video then us seeing promptly why that is a LIE. hmmmm seems weird it happened TWICE, sir

    • @legoyoda9889
      @legoyoda9889 3 года назад

      A masochist, I am. Cbt, I require.

    • @huhrobinson6823
      @huhrobinson6823 3 года назад +3

      @@hatethisfamehatethisgame too*

    • @gurth-quake1627
      @gurth-quake1627 3 года назад +2

      "I would teleport there to make it hard..." to make IT hard?

    • @allexus883
      @allexus883 3 года назад

      @@hatethisfamehatethisgame NO

  • @carl2454
    @carl2454 2 года назад +6

    i like how mark was genuinely sad about the quality
    i literally had to play fnaf sb on the lowest possible settings, no shadows, literally only squares, and it still lagged and crashed lmao

  • @Blue_J-th2fd
    @Blue_J-th2fd 2 года назад +4

    I would love to see Mark actually try to survive in the wilderness! Honestly, I hope he does go on a survival show, it would be a great experience for him. And from watching Naked and Afraid, survival is not easy, even in areas of abundance. Also, hot springs and vents are not good sources of heat when in winter/tundra conditions; vapors from the steam get you and your clothing wet, which just freezes again when you step away from the heat source and will cause hypothermia. Best to get shelter, fire and/or the warmth of another person to keep warm.

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +820

    Mark in every video: *"I'm not a masochist, BUT..."*

    • @theon-32
      @theon-32 3 года назад +5

      If you have to say it every time, it makes it seem like he’s denying the truth.

    • @zedosbois8000
      @zedosbois8000 3 года назад +7

      He likes MISERY AND PAIN for company

  • @sirwolfe710
    @sirwolfe710 3 года назад +416

    Game: Has a Sanity meter
    Me: Oh thats where the title comes from
    OBS: Yeah no

  • @chii_teaa
    @chii_teaa Год назад +1

    I came back. 😂
    The best part is still the fact that he does not lose his sanity due to the Siberian wilderness.

  • @SammyJay107
    @SammyJay107 Год назад +2

    This is one of the videos that I keep coming back to SO many times and everytime it is so fun to watch Mark just lose his mind outta nowhere

  • @itsphoenix2721
    @itsphoenix2721 3 года назад +566

    Here are the conclusions I come to when Mark doesn’t upload:
    1. He’s at the hospital
    2. He’s working on something big
    3. *He’s at the hospital*

    • @harbor641
      @harbor641 3 года назад +12

      Pretty much

    • @bellasage518
      @bellasage518 3 года назад +23

      or he's writing...*from his hospital bed because mark can't stop hurting himself*

    • @jeremyminecraft7145
      @jeremyminecraft7145 3 года назад +6

      Or he's been transported to the Siberian wilderness

    • @onedova2298
      @onedova2298 3 года назад +6

      When the nurse actually recognized you at the hospital. And the front desk knows your name. That shows you've gone through too much

    • @traovix5515
      @traovix5515 3 года назад +3

      @@jeremyminecraft7145 or he's also preparing himself for the siberian forest

  • @glPryce
    @glPryce 3 года назад +1026

    This video is the equivalent of: “If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes and proceed to cry in the shower for a few hours”.

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 3 года назад +1

      Yesss

    • @stardino9475
      @stardino9475 3 года назад +18

      no, make life take the lemons back, tell life you dont want your damn lemons!

    • @TressonKaru
      @TressonKaru 3 года назад +10

      @@stardino9475 DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 3 года назад +10

      @@stardino9475
      MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS

    • @randomperson8375
      @randomperson8375 3 года назад +4

      Burn life's house down with lemons!

  • @adrienbeeatingpeaches9916
    @adrienbeeatingpeaches9916 2 года назад +3

    Markiplier just needs to be on Naked and Afraid. It’s the ultimate simulator for him at this point.

  • @bl0ggsM4rbl00d
    @bl0ggsM4rbl00d 2 года назад +8

    It has been a while since I've laughed so hard watching a Markiplier video. I think Mark hit a gold mine with the second half of the content.

  • @EtherealAuthor
    @EtherealAuthor 3 года назад +661

    Okay, so Mark is in an abusive relationship with his own computer.

  • @QueenMeego
    @QueenMeego 3 года назад +823

    I like how Markiplier starts this by saying his worst fear is being naked in the Siberian wilderness but by the end he realizes his worst fear is OBS not working. We love character growth

    • @NationalBrand-ev1hh
      @NationalBrand-ev1hh 3 года назад +6

      (replying for visibility) MARK PLEASE JUST USE THE NVENC ENCODER! There's that big graph in taskmgr for 'Video Encode' and it's at 0% because you're using the slow software encoder! Go to OBS Encoder Settings and pick a hardware encoder like NVENC, Quicksync, or VCE! You can also raise or lower bitrate & encoding quality

  • @akisa7865
    @akisa7865 2 года назад +4

    10:58 Mark: You gotta look for taters and carrots
    Subtitles: You gotta look for *HATERS* and carrots

  • @cryptic.gummy08
    @cryptic.gummy08 2 года назад +6

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist-"
    Us: oh no not this again

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 3 года назад +688

    "I'm not a masochist"
    "often times I get transported naked, just to make it harder"
    _not the best way to start the video mark_

  • @foolishdonut
    @foolishdonut 3 года назад +1635

    Game: warns about in-game sanity loss
    Mark: actually loses sanity irl and has a mental breakdown

  • @JustBackgroundNoise
    @JustBackgroundNoise 2 года назад +4

    Markiplier: How would you survive in the wilderness?
    Me: Poorly.

  • @Sus-oh7yg
    @Sus-oh7yg 2 года назад +6

    0:15 Top 10 most obvious lies

  • @emilyh7515
    @emilyh7515 3 года назад +1369

    Mark starting videos then: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier!
    Mark starting videos now: *hey have you ever imagined you were instantly transported to the siberian wilderness*

    • @sammara3218
      @sammara3218 3 года назад +23

      And it is just as satisfying

    • @alexylophoney
      @alexylophoney 3 года назад +12

      he switches between "hello everybody" and randon intro

    • @theairace5066
      @theairace5066 3 года назад +5

      To be fair his name is in the title 😂😂

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 3 года назад +3

      Both are great

  • @overthinker6446
    @overthinker6446 3 года назад +1309

    between Markiplier and Darkiplier , there is the Mark who's loosing his sanity over frame rates
    Edit : Thank's for the likes, I'm happy if that made you smile

    • @whitetailprince
      @whitetailprince 3 года назад +42

      you mean heehoo?

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 3 года назад +4

      @@whitetailprince yeah

    • @lenny9672
      @lenny9672 3 года назад +13

      AND WHAT HE SAYS THAT IS LOW FPS IS THE THING THAT I CALL GOD FPS

    • @nikokungreenfuzzey
      @nikokungreenfuzzey 3 года назад +15

      This brings the possibility of Markiplier and Darkiplier staring each other down while this version just wanders in licking the Taki powder of the chips and not reading the room at all

    • @derek6945
      @derek6945 3 года назад +2

      *losing

  • @ImBobbyBot
    @ImBobbyBot 2 года назад +1

    The wolves at the end had a total of 2 polygons.

  • @evanrigel954
    @evanrigel954 2 месяца назад

    8:30 one thing to note: eating snow is a terrible idea. it will lower your core body temp a LOT. you need to melt it over a fire or something first, otherwise you're just sabotaging yourself.
    i know the game mentions the temp issue, but it much more sever than shown. dehydration can kill in three days, but hypothermia can kill in mere hours. better to be thirsty than freeze

  • @ACloudCat
    @ACloudCat 3 года назад +592

    Markiplier: frantically explaining why the frame rates are not working properly
    Me, banging together two rocks to make fire: I completely agree

  • @-rayne-5363
    @-rayne-5363 3 года назад +3508

    I wonder if Lixian ever loses his sanity from editing Mark's videos

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 3 года назад +156

      The real question is if Lixian ever had it, agreeing to edit Markiplier's videos in the first place.

    • @joliebokeh1958
      @joliebokeh1958 3 года назад +67

      He does, hence all the stabby fantasizing

    • @patrickracer43
      @patrickracer43 2 года назад +76

      Bold of you to assume that Mark and Lixian had any sanity to begin with

    • @seandov1697
      @seandov1697 2 года назад +1

      @@erentitanman936 dieing?

    • @super4874
      @super4874 2 года назад +7

      He doesn't have any sanity to lose anymore

  • @evelynnvernaz
    @evelynnvernaz 2 года назад +3

    What a perfect combination
    Mark being sure he would survive on the Siberian wilderness
    Mark having a mental breakdown caused by lag
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheWorcestershire001
    @TheWorcestershire001 2 года назад +1

    If I get stuck, do the Macarena until you have enough body heat to light a fire, hunt reindeer with your bare hands and consume it, then make a shelter. Once you've done that, order a PS5 off of Amazon, they'll ship that stuff anywhere. Obtain the PS5 and you're set. IDK about you, but that's what I would do.

  • @matthewbibby8921
    @matthewbibby8921 3 года назад +804

    “I’m not a masochist...”
    Me: Waiting
    “.... BUT-“
    There it is.

  • @KristenToffel
    @KristenToffel 3 года назад +635

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    The entire fanbase: Right...

    • @Sorrowdusk
      @Sorrowdusk 3 года назад

      May 7th will tell us the truth about Markiplier, if you know what I mean :3

    • @thors03
      @thors03 3 года назад +3

      pshhh, Mark? a masochist? I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous in my- *flashbacks to every painful challenge he’s willingly put himself through*

    • @spoiledmilk2593
      @spoiledmilk2593 3 года назад

      @@thors03 *flash back to the glory days of [deleted channel]* I have mixed emotions

    • @jackjiang8041
      @jackjiang8041 3 года назад

      @@Sorrowdusk Mark: I’m not a masochist.
      A few seconds later Mark spots a decapitated animal: OOO fun

  • @kevinjoe4998
    @kevinjoe4998 2 года назад +3

    To make Mark lose his sanity, dont make the gameplay hard.
    *_LOWER THE FRAMERATE_*

  • @battlefrontinfinite5215
    @battlefrontinfinite5215 Год назад +1

    Love how Mark references Star Wars in his play through of a survive the wild simulator.