If grog had a gold for every time he grabbed a seintent sword that drinks blood... he'd have 2 gold which isn't alot but still really disturbing that it happened twice
"Is 2 a lot?" "Depends on the context. 2 gold? No. 2 Sentient, cursed, legendary artifacts taking control of you over the span of a couple years? Yes."
"Wield me, spill blood for me, bring me to the undying king and cut his throat with my blade. That's all I ask, that's all I need" "...it really doesn't ask much" Fucking gold
spoilers looking back, it's crazy how close the sword of Kas almost killed Vecna and ruined everything. Like if Vecna 'died' and went back to his phalactary, Vasselheim might have still been destroyed since the titan was still commaneded to destroy it, it might have stopped but it could have also just happened, then Vecna would have completed the miracle he needed. As powerful as it was, if it got what it wanted, even temporarily it would have ruined everythign
Yeah my character recently acquired the sword of Kas as well.... but... I do also have the sword of Zerial so.. it's literally Angel and devil on my mind's shoulder. Thank the Gods I have saves profs in Wisdom and charisma x.x Kinda scared of the possible implications of such things. At least Thanos would be proud of the balance >.>;
If they don't find the legendary "Sword of Grog" sometime during this new campaign imma be upset. Possible abilities include increasing your size as its blooded, up to double your natural size, until a rest. Access to a semi-rage state, like some basic resistances or ability to attack recklessly. Immunity to mental effects while being wielded. Bonus to strength/intimidation checks. Can only be wielded by someone with chaotic alignment, and only good or neutral. Slowly drains your intelligence and buffs strength, until weapon is removed from your possession. Idk, something that really feels grog like
The campaign was almost over anyway, and they all kind of figured it would be evil and that they would need to get rid of it afterwards. The only other person who could have wielded it would have been Percy, but he uses dexterity instead of strength so it would have been pretty subpar for him.
It's the opening intro for the newest episodes of the new campaign :3 You can search on 'critical role intro' - it should come up as one of the results (But beware: SPOILERS!)
Vex hits Grog, nothing happens. Travis gets the biggest, blackest sword ever and in joy Laura pulls on her husband with as much effect. Grog and Travis was a match made by Gygax wherever he is now.
If grog had a gold for every time he grabbed a seintent sword that drinks blood... he'd have 2 gold which isn't alot but still really disturbing that it happened twice
Super underappreciated comment, well done!
This person is clearly a divination Wizard they saw the meme like 3 months before it was popular... Or just watched Phineas and Ferb
Hey i dont have 2 gold
"Is 2 a lot?"
"Depends on the context. 2 gold? No. 2 Sentient, cursed, legendary artifacts taking control of you over the span of a couple years? Yes."
I get that reference! Go me!
You know, I think Travis chose a hexblade because he had so much fun with cursed weapons in campaign one
I didn’t even clock that fam, nice spot...
He said as much in a talks I think
I mean, I think he is done with cursed blades after last episode
@@jacobbabson6786 :o
He just wanted to steal his girls idea.
When a sword of ultimate darkness hellbent on blood and vengeance says ‘Oh no’ at how dumb it’s new order is, you know things are SCREWED!
I miss Grog. I love Fjord too, but Travis is just so brilliant playing an adorable idiot. The comedic timing is just... perfect!
Fjord is an adorable idiot in other ways
I like Grog as well, but it took Travis weeks to get that dumbness out of his system!
"Wield me, spill blood for me, bring me to the undying king and cut his throat with my blade. That's all I ask, that's all I need"
"...it really doesn't ask much"
Fucking gold
The biggest, blackest sword
the sword is a dick!
-that's funny!
Keyleth squeaks
It's so insane to me that Grog interacted with two of the most powerful relics in all of D&D - the Deck of Many Things and the Sword of Kas.
@@RabidDogma , and he lost both of them.
i have a hexblade warlock in my campaign who is blissfully unaware that they are wielding the sword of Kas
How??
Lmao how did that turn out?
I too wish to know what happened.
@@superj1010 she’s a vampire now lmao and they’re hunting Vecna
@@shadophaxx2401 Heck yeah. Epic.
Not sure what I find funnier, Kas' "oh no", or the way Matt and Travis just brush off Laura's attempt to bargain with the sword.
Craven Edge after talking with Grog. "Hhhhhhhh..." The sword of Kas after talking to Grog "Oh no..."
i like how grog is talking to vex but then laura gives her husband a look and he flinches away from it
Untill i watched this, i didn't realise how much i miss Grog!!
Yea... Grog is fantastic.
That little “ohh no”
That got me good
I'M SO HAPPY, I'VE LOOKED FOR THESE MOMENTS BY MYSELF!!
I am Happy your Happy:)
When a friend punches you and you don't feel it. "ACT LIKE IT HURT, YOU FUCK!" lmao.
I’m so happy you’re uploading all of these awesome moments I forgot about!! Thank you, you awesome human!
Your very welcome, Have a fantastic day for today is Thursday:)
Ahh Kas... or some say Kasm
If he becomes a tsar, he’ll become Tsar Kasm then
I understood that reference
@@texteel I understood *that* reference
Or Kasm???
@@alanyamamura videogame
The “and his whole family” at the end killed me the most!
Man, how did Grog, Mr.Intelligenceof6 get all the sentient weapons?
Emily C because he knows what he’s doing.
Cuz hes the only one that uses swords lol
someone had to be the brains of the operation
Because that's perfect
Because he wouldn't think twice about using them, even if they're evil
7:48 Marisha's Laugh is everything
@TP Burrow - Thank you for taking the time to dig through, edit, and post these gems. Please keep it up.
Here's the card for this weapon. 'Biggest card ever!'
Oh, but when _I_ talk to Benny the Beer Tap, everybody looks at me like _I'm_ crazy.
spoilers
looking back, it's crazy how close the sword of Kas almost killed Vecna and ruined everything. Like if Vecna 'died' and went back to his phalactary, Vasselheim might have still been destroyed since the titan was still commaneded to destroy it, it might have stopped but it could have also just happened, then Vecna would have completed the miracle he needed. As powerful as it was, if it got what it wanted, even temporarily it would have ruined everythign
Would’ve destroyed the Hand of Vecna, too
There’s a metaphor in there somewhere.
The `Instrument` is `Attuned`
This is easily the best of the forgotten gems!
Yes, which is why david pierce who uncovered it from the archives won a critter prize for nominating it.
I get the party's concern with this sword because of the last one Grog had
But this is the fucking sword of KAS
Yeah my character recently acquired the sword of Kas as well.... but... I do also have the sword of Zerial so.. it's literally Angel and devil on my mind's shoulder. Thank the Gods I have saves profs in Wisdom and charisma x.x Kinda scared of the possible implications of such things. At least Thanos would be proud of the balance >.>;
7:15
Lamooo, Grog’s “…aow…”
If they don't find the legendary "Sword of Grog" sometime during this new campaign imma be upset. Possible abilities include increasing your size as its blooded, up to double your natural size, until a rest. Access to a semi-rage state, like some basic resistances or ability to attack recklessly. Immunity to mental effects while being wielded. Bonus to strength/intimidation checks. Can only be wielded by someone with chaotic alignment, and only good or neutral. Slowly drains your intelligence and buffs strength, until weapon is removed from your possession. Idk, something that really feels grog like
''Give him some distance'' After he swung 2 times :D
ITS THE BIGGEST CARD
EVERRRRRRRR
Hey TP, would it be possible for you to unearth the sad saga of Liam's search for Larkin? I haven't found it anywhere.
Lol we found the Sword of Kas in our campaign and we yeeted it as FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE almost immediately 🤣
God, I love that man! 🤣
7:42 - 7:50 ooooooooookay then
resident 13-year-old on watch.
Grog...does anything for the Kas...
At least kas was more clear about its goals. Fair enough lol.
Grog is amazing
"Holy shit, there're motivated people in the world, and then there's this Tony Robbins mother fucked here!"
Marisha losing it is the best
Ah, what epic and character driven activities could have been had... if anyone else could properly wield a sword...
The campaign was almost over anyway, and they all kind of figured it would be evil and that they would need to get rid of it afterwards. The only other person who could have wielded it would have been Percy, but he uses dexterity instead of strength so it would have been pretty subpar for him.
I mean. Scanlon had a sword but never really used it because he was playing a support caster.
When the GM smiles it's already too late.
Why this clip wasnt called "the sword is a dick" is frankly a missed opportunity...
Make a video where grog gets kraven edge and where grog gets the sword of kas
Kas *the black destroyer*
... Or some say 'Kasm'
Where do I find that ending song as a full clip?
It's the opening intro for the newest episodes of the new campaign :3 You can search on 'critical role intro' - it should come up as one of the results (But beware: SPOILERS!)
Mighty Nein Theme, It's real good
It's called "Your Turn To Roll" and it is sung by Laura And Ashley. You can buy the song online
Laura and Marisha made a dick joke... a big dick joke 😏😏 I think I’m in love with Laura
Well, they did state that Laura is their resident 13-year-old multiple times.
Which episode was this but had Travis laughing hard and saying amazing
What song is that at the end?
Dan0007bond the current opening of the second campaign
Vex hits Grog, nothing happens. Travis gets the biggest, blackest sword ever and in joy Laura pulls on her husband with as much effect.
Grog and Travis was a match made by Gygax wherever he is now.
37 lol
:)