Tusk Love: The Supercut (Critical Role Episode 11 - 72)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @renaissanxes3330
    @renaissanxes3330  5 лет назад +1502

    Thanks for all the love, everyone 😁 Just wanted to clear up one thing that’s come up in a few comments - Many of you mentioned the scene where Beau reads smut in the tunnel to pass the time. I checked while making the compilation and discovered that it’s actually a different book, not Tusk Love. I think it’s about a sailor? idk. But I do appreciate how many times smut books have been brought up in canon 😂

    • @Kazatron10000
      @Kazatron10000 3 года назад +15

      I thought tusk love was the book she read in the tunnel

    • @onyxtay7246
      @onyxtay7246 3 года назад +42

      @@Kazatron10000 IIRC it was the smutty book about a xhorhasian soldier. They got it for "research" about the Kryn.

    • @deltablaze77
      @deltablaze77 3 года назад +5

      We need a full Campaign update, there are a lot more references later lol

    • @SoloStudiosOfficial
      @SoloStudiosOfficial 2 года назад +16

      Courting of the Crick?

    • @willhendrix3140
      @willhendrix3140 2 года назад

      I just started watching campaign 2 (no spoilers pls), and Jester's outburst in E11 3:08:09 is about tusk love

  • @monosito59
    @monosito59 4 года назад +7286

    Cad: "who's the author?"
    Jester: "uh, Matilda Merceria"
    Mat: *internal facepalm intensifies*

    • @AaronWhiting18
      @AaronWhiting18 4 года назад +61

      😂

    • @r.c.fletcher1533
      @r.c.fletcher1533 4 года назад +272

      The internal shutter of disappointment was so good

    • @amandasandes4946
      @amandasandes4946 3 года назад +22

      HHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @jackwriter1908
      @jackwriter1908 3 года назад +157

      At the first moment I thought, okay that sounds familiar.
      Then I thought, wow that Sounds like Sams Merciery.
      And then I realised, wait a minute.

    • @skycondon2743
      @skycondon2743 3 года назад +72

      Please let's get critical role to publish tusk love

  • @omgzitsmilk
    @omgzitsmilk 5 лет назад +10414

    I hope matt understands that he could write tusk love and it could be the worst book ever but it would sell like hot cakes

    • @bordenfleetwood5773
      @bordenfleetwood5773 5 лет назад +889

      He probably does, and has likely decide that it should NEVER HAPPEN for that very reason. Because it would become part if his legacy (and likely an oversized part).

    • @mikegarza8648
      @mikegarza8648 5 лет назад +464

      If Matt writes it, it WON'T be bad. He may need an editor but he's a Master Storyteller.

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 лет назад +436

      Tusk Love would be better than 50 shades of grey and you can't change my mind on that.

    • @captainufo4587
      @captainufo4587 5 лет назад +411

      @@mikegarza8648 Tusk Love MUST be a horrible book. Deliberately horrible. It wouldn't make sense as a good one.
      On the other hand, kinda like The Hedgehog Song in Discworld, no real life rendition can ever make true justice to the abstract idea any critter has of the book.

    • @rcdehaai
      @rcdehaai 5 лет назад +47

      I bet if he writes a book, it won't be a bad book. He's a very creative guy

  • @se7632
    @se7632 5 лет назад +4815

    Laura's delivery of "Nothing Oskar.." Just kills me everytime. Lol

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 4 года назад +187

      And Travis' face after she delivers it.
      Manna from heaven. This entire show.

    • @idkarl3364
      @idkarl3364 4 года назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Metalwabbit
      @Metalwabbit 3 года назад +33

      @@bojackhorseman4176 perfect husband and wife team!

    • @Captain_Garchomp
      @Captain_Garchomp 3 года назад +25

      I, physically, got nervous cause I wasn't fully paying attention and was playing Critical Role in the background, and trust me I was shook and slapped back in when she said that cause that's my name...just with one letter change I was fucking terrified for a sec...and the joke is hilarious none the less

    • @9897431
      @9897431 Год назад +4

      1:38

  • @LetTheBodyFall
    @LetTheBodyFall 5 лет назад +5476

    Jester: "As he ripped open her bodice..."
    Caduceus, perplexed: That's 5 gold to fix.

    • @natalieharmon3491
      @natalieharmon3491 5 лет назад +163

      What? It is :)

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 5 лет назад +260

      @@natalieharmon3491 bodices are expensive, that dick better be worth 10 gold

    • @AFLoneWolf
      @AFLoneWolf 5 лет назад +116

      Clerics can have a Mending cantrip.

    • @LetTheBodyFall
      @LetTheBodyFall 5 лет назад +20

      @@AFLoneWolf yes but that's not the point of the scenario tho?

    • @LetTheBodyFall
      @LetTheBodyFall 5 лет назад +16

      @@natalieharmon3491 MR CLAY

  • @Pumpion
    @Pumpion 5 лет назад +4414

    I don't know what's funnier, Tusk Love or that giant flask getting progressively bigger throughout the video

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 4 года назад +83

      It's a close call

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +110

      *for each sipe Sam takes I grow stronger*

    • @blackhawc39
      @blackhawc39 3 года назад +42

      That’s not the only thing getting progressively bigger during this

    • @petersenior5432
      @petersenior5432 3 года назад +14

      @@blackhawc39 oh my

    • @TarotVylan
      @TarotVylan 2 года назад +2

      @@blackhawc39 i hear that

  • @Faeree
    @Faeree 4 года назад +2954

    Jester: "The girls name was Genevieve or something"
    Also Jester, months later: "My real name is Genevieve"

    • @defaultthedude
      @defaultthedude 4 года назад +54

      FaePlays I preferred gwyndolin

    • @saetharion
      @saetharion 4 года назад +142

      @@AlmostOtaku7 Yes for Jester. Caleb is a little more complicated. Bren isn't a dead name for him. He picked Caleb because he needed a different name that wasn't the one he was wanted by. And the friends he made know him as Caleb, not Bren. He doesn't ask the people who knew him as Bren to call him Caleb. I'm not saying to call him Bren, since Caleb is definitely the name he goes by now after his reinvention. But he responds to Bren without animosity or pain or discomfort.

    • @AlmostOtaku7
      @AlmostOtaku7 4 года назад +30

      @@saetharion I mean, he does respond with clear trauma, as someone with a dead name, but sure, you can argue the opposite, too. I don't mean to be mean, just saying, from what I've seen and experienced, both are dead names.

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 3 года назад +88

      Fjord, in the future hopefully: finds real parents “oh hi. We named you Oskar when you were a child”

    • @pyrrhusnikos242
      @pyrrhusnikos242 3 года назад +74

      @@AlmostOtaku7 There is a heavy difference between "deadnaming" in the sense of "changing your name to hide who you are" and deadnaming in the sense of a name that does not describe you any more. Bren is not a true deadname for Caleb. Him going by Caleb is along the lines of Caleb Dume in Star Wars: Rebels going by the name Kanaan Jarrus to hide his true identity. Don't trivialize it by pretending it's anywhere close to the same level of deadnaming a trans person.

  • @crydunkey5982
    @crydunkey5982 5 лет назад +2719

    I hope they realise that it's only a matter of time until someone actually writes a full book called Tusk Love because of this.

    • @woodrowcall3158
      @woodrowcall3158 5 лет назад +55

      I’d fund it.

    • @corvid4933
      @corvid4933 5 лет назад +82

      Listen im typing as fast as i can over here

    • @woodrowcall3158
      @woodrowcall3158 5 лет назад +23

      Helena C FASTER!!!

    • @evalynn1863
      @evalynn1863 5 лет назад +72

      @@corvid4933 Honestly, the sheer number of people writing their own versions of Tusk Love may be my absolute favorite thing to come of this campaign xD I've dabbled a bit with it even in my spare time when I want to keep my writing sharp.

    • @XCrawlFan
      @XCrawlFan 5 лет назад +84

      At first I thought I wanted to read it, but now what I want is the audiobook with Laura reading it as Jester!

  • @zepwolfx
    @zepwolfx 5 лет назад +3290

    Feather Leather sounds like a smutt book about an Aasimar and a Tiefling. Lol.

    • @harry4716
      @harry4716 5 лет назад +227

      zepwolfx I was thinking more on the line of Vax

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 5 лет назад +109

      both of these are viable thoughts, both have potential

    • @omgzitsmilk
      @omgzitsmilk 5 лет назад +169

      @@harry4716 hear me out. Vex writes a book about Vax's sexual exploits with various people, namely Gilmore. OR its vexs version of like a kama sutra sex book

    • @nicolasrodriguesdossantos1881
      @nicolasrodriguesdossantos1881 5 лет назад +58

      Maybe about the Feathers of an Aarakocra and the Leathers of a Hobgoblin Chief

    • @zepwolfx
      @zepwolfx 5 лет назад +20

      @@nicolasrodriguesdossantos1881 that could work too. Or dragonborn. Lol.

  • @maniacmagge2568
    @maniacmagge2568 5 лет назад +4119

    The fact that Matt had actual notes on the book is great

    • @Cloverleaf42
      @Cloverleaf42 5 лет назад +519

      He has a page full of names so he can use them on the fly. He probably was just looking for a romantic orc name.

    • @bordenfleetwood5773
      @bordenfleetwood5773 5 лет назад +171

      Heh. After the second time it came up, I'd just pull out a "copy" of the book that I'd whipped up. Because I'm that kind of GM. Although, I haven't had an opportunity to do this with smut yet. That'd be fun. Maybe one day.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +118

      @@bordenfleetwood5773 if you have a game near April Fools' (or even better, Valentine's Day), have an entire, full-length smut novel prepared and just give it to the players if/when they buy it

    • @deburrito6882
      @deburrito6882 4 года назад +39

      He knows Laura Bailey way too well not to hahahah

    • @DarkKnightofIT
      @DarkKnightofIT 4 года назад +40

      @@bellringer53 better yet, buy several different books so each player gets a different version.

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox 4 года назад +3230

    Fjord: Whatcha... Whatcha readin' there, Jester?
    Jester: *dreamily* Nothing, Oskar...
    I about died

    • @mr.bluesky4130
      @mr.bluesky4130 3 года назад +80

      I had heard Jester was being flirty in the beginning of the campaign but woof! Girl was starving!

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 3 года назад +36

      @@mr.bluesky4130 or .. you know. parched.

    • @royalewithcheese7
      @royalewithcheese7 3 года назад +9

      1:37

    • @CorpsePrincezz
      @CorpsePrincezz 2 года назад +5

      And Travis is married to that

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito Год назад +5

      Matthew Mercer, you've created a monster XD

  • @foxqueenkitsune
    @foxqueenkitsune 5 лет назад +1081

    Tusk love, feather leather, lusty argonian maid .... all books kept under my bed

    • @JasperForge
      @JasperForge 4 года назад +34

      In D&D I would be the "Lusty Dragonborn Maid" which is one of my characters favourite books in my group's game. He's a Dragonborn fyi

    • @adamwelch4336
      @adamwelch4336 4 года назад +1

      😁😂

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 4 года назад +26

      What about _Ghost Dick?_

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn 4 года назад +10

      @@aulvinduergard9952 The Crime Sequel? I personally like that one more.

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 года назад +3

      Jems nonurbeeswax Why do these all sound like titles written by furries....
      Not that I’m complaining, but it’s just a odd coincidence I’ve noticed

  • @idkarl3364
    @idkarl3364 4 года назад +1161

    Jester: *"Oh Oskar! Thank you for saving me!"*
    Fjord: "Its Fjord..."

  • @amber7368
    @amber7368 4 года назад +1206

    I love how Taliesen is acting out Molly reading over Jester's shoulder and also glancing at Fjord. I never noticed that before!

    • @tbugmurphy
      @tbugmurphy 4 года назад +74

      Amber i honestly really believed that Molly shipped them. He and Nott conspired to put them together

    • @carmelcity9527
      @carmelcity9527 4 года назад +48

      @@tbugmurphy Yeah I think Molly could see they’d make a good couple!
      SPOILERS for 118:
      I’d like to think Molly’s spirit was like “Finally! It’s about time” when Fjord asked Jester to kiss.

    • @tbugmurphy
      @tbugmurphy 4 года назад +10

      @@carmelcity9527 Right???

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 4 года назад +1260

    One day there will be a guest with the courage to bring "Matilda Merceria" as a PC to the table.
    And it´d be bloody glorious.

    • @MiZzzzRC
      @MiZzzzRC 3 года назад +35

      We can only hope that Covid wraps up before the Mighty Nein TPK. I really hope someone does this...I feel like Dani would be a great guest to play this part.

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 3 года назад

      @@MiZzzzRC Well,....

    • @MiZzzzRC
      @MiZzzzRC 3 года назад +5

      @@JonathanMandrake Future one shot?

    • @mel-burnes
      @mel-burnes 3 года назад +6

      imagine if that's laudnas real name tho ksfkdkgk

    • @VyJu96
      @VyJu96 2 года назад

      @@mel-burnes boi

  • @GodBear97
    @GodBear97 5 лет назад +1709

    I love Matt's "I didn't say it was a good book" in response to Laura "reading" the phrase "...and it was real deep"

    • @GahloWake
      @GahloWake 2 года назад +15

      The best read ever!

  • @randomfox12245
    @randomfox12245 3 года назад +331

    "What's the name of the half orc?"
    The DMs curse: your player has now taken a keen and specific interest in something you just made up on the spot for flavor and now need to put way more thought into than it warrants.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +35

      When he says "Er, let me check," I guarantee he's looking at a list of orc names for these exact off-the-cuff responses. Smart.

    • @mildlyangryguy6292
      @mildlyangryguy6292 Год назад +20

      ​@@benjaminoechsli1941He is, there's a video about how to be a DM with Matt and one of the things he shows is his notebook. He has pages with about 10-20 male and female names for different races just in case something like this happens.

    • @FinnMcRiangabra
      @FinnMcRiangabra Год назад

      @@mildlyangryguy6292 That is DM-ing 101. Have a list of names, since a pre-named NPC in a sea of un-named NPCs is a dead giveaway that the NPC is important. It's like breaking out a paper map when a player asks how the warehouse is laid out - if you do, it tells the players that this is an encounter location. Keep it descriptive, but in the theatre of the mind until people need to roll for initiative. If you want to be very tricksy, draw the map "on the fly" even though you know just how the encounter map is laid out. That way, the players don't necessarily know that you plotted out the encounter.
      Almost any "dirty trick" is fair for a DM. Your players will try to kill your spirit, so turn-about is fair play. You craft an interesting encounter that will really drive the plot, but just give hints about it - so as not to railroad the game - and the players will just skate over that 90% of the time. Your players will split the party "supposedly" for good RP reasons, but really you know it is because they hate you and want to make your life harder.
      But always remember: the best revenge is living well. When one of those players finally accepts DM duty for a one-off, give it back to them in spades.
      Eh, I kid. But the DM for most of my first few years of AD&D was fantastic. I aspire to be like him more than to be like MM or BLM. The guy could run a story so well that it was always compelling. And we could not tell when his responses to our nonsense was planned or ad libbed. Except for the one NPC called Duodenum (pronounced differently than an anatomist/biologist would pronounce it - but a great NPC nonetheless).

  • @TheTwentySevenClub
    @TheTwentySevenClub 5 лет назад +1542

    Cut like 15 years later, Ronin is watching Critical Role and has to sit through all of this.

    • @TenzinBeifongIII
      @TenzinBeifongIII 4 года назад +189

      If I were Ronin I would find it kinda endearing tbh because of Travis’s reaction every time the book is mentioned and because it would be my parents paying my college tuition while they play D&D

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 4 года назад +15

      but his little sister Kaguya will be worshipping it like her bible

    • @samhillbrook4606
      @samhillbrook4606 4 года назад +18

      @@LordAaronus what

    • @isaac5625
      @isaac5625 2 года назад +10

      A very awkward how I met your mother special haha

    • @demonchildDLC
      @demonchildDLC Год назад +1

      He'll either be super in to it like his mom, or a blushing mess like his dad

  • @swagpotato720
    @swagpotato720 5 лет назад +1184

    I did not realize the book was mentioned this often. At this point Tusk Love is the backbone of campaign two, the glue that keeps the Mighty Nein together 👌🏻

    • @Alex-hc7sr
      @Alex-hc7sr 4 года назад +24

      Glue,huh?That's what you call it ?

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 4 года назад +49

      It’s sticky, it’s white, it holds two things together, even unwillingly. Perfect fit.

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 года назад +29

      ohhhhh - thats why those two pages were stuck together when i tried to read it

    • @higglybiggly1174
      @higglybiggly1174 Год назад

      13 minutes over several hundred hours of content isn't that often lol.

    • @blake32k
      @blake32k Год назад

      Tusk Love was a longer lived character than Mollymauk.

  • @augurly
    @augurly 4 года назад +536

    Fjord: What you got there, Jester
    Jester, holding Tusk Love: A smoothie

  • @bonamb8156
    @bonamb8156 5 лет назад +445

    I'm sad that nobody got Liam's "ghost dick" joke about it being a crime story.
    For reference dick is archaic slang for detective, or police officer in the business of solving crimes.

    • @nittygritty7034
      @nittygritty7034 4 года назад +12

      Tom, Dick, and Harry archetypes! Good stuff!

    • @CarlosAcosta-se4ql
      @CarlosAcosta-se4ql 2 года назад +4

      I did, and so did Mat🤣

    • @TheUnknown919
      @TheUnknown919 2 года назад

      I think Sam would know, didn't he write a sponsor ad about a private dick? The one about radio play sound effects.

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 Год назад +5

      So Dick Tracy was a pun on both his name and his profession. Huh, the more you know.

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 Год назад

      Ghost dick is just the smutty way of saying Spirit Detective

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 5 лет назад +486

    That flask is cursed to keep growing each episode.

    • @villanmister4264
      @villanmister4264 5 лет назад +11

      It was part of their stretch goals

    • @4492
      @4492 4 года назад +6

      Having stopped watching around E35-38, I did not realise it had grown YET AGAIN and laughed my arse off when I saw it!

  • @hotlinehover9979
    @hotlinehover9979 5 лет назад +2459

    Just realized that the author (it might be a joke by the uploader but still it's a good joke none-the-less) of Tusk Love is Matilda Mercia... MATilda MERCia. goddamnit.

    • @bensimmons3057
      @bensimmons3057 5 лет назад +188

      Laura said it near the end

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 5 лет назад +115

      I was howling in laughter at my screen when the girl was introduced.

    • @renaissanxes3330
      @renaissanxes3330  5 лет назад +349

      The cover art in the thumbnail was actually a journal that was sold on the CritRole shop last year (though I believe it's sold out now) so it's delightfully canon 😂

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 5 лет назад +7

      +

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 5 лет назад +24

      yea Marisha mentioned that when they released the journal

  • @Estantia
    @Estantia 5 лет назад +1449

    So this turned up in our D&D campaign, where I have a history of accidentally looting porn when enemies don't have actual loot.
    So our party of level 2's comes across a Dragon Reborn necromancer and they roll a nat 1 on their perception to spot us. GM says they're reading a book. We take them down fairly swiftly and my (old dwarf grandmother) goes "I take the book they were reading."
    "It is called 'Tusk love' and has a human and an orc on the cover."
    "...It's porn, isn't it?"
    "Yup."
    "I pocket it without showing the rest of the party."
    A few sessions later we're Legitimately Attending a Noble's fancy party as a celebration for the successful return of another adventuring party. To liven up the party they've been lent a magical mirror that transforms people into monstrous forms. The old lady dwarf takes one look at the stuck up nobles, the grumpy ranger and the dragonborn cleric and *grins*.
    I hand a note to the DM saying "I want to turn into the Orc from the porn novel, but with more clothes."
    And so the GM begins to describe the Orc in *glorious* detail, complete with shiny tusks, glistening 8 pack, the works, including tight leather trousers that leave little to the imagination. The rest of the players are facepalming, I'm cackling, and the GM finishes with "...And you hear a gasp and an 'Oh my!' behind you."
    The party happens, I lose the illusion and get one of a siren next time. I end up chatting to the other party's (noble) Bard about it and admit I got it from a book. He immediately responds with
    Bard: "Ah! I knew it looked familiar! Tusk Love?"
    Me: "Yup."
    Bard: "With that woodcut on the mountain...?"
    Me: "Yuuuuup."
    Cleric: "Oh gods there's *two* of them now.
    ... and today I found out where it came from and I am NOT SURPRISED.

    • @Alexis_Nemesis189
      @Alexis_Nemesis189 4 года назад +88

      Estantia my dnd campaign has cursed porn books. If you pick one up, you have to make a wisdom save to let it go. There’s a book for every race in the game. One of my party members has 3.

    • @DarkKnightofIT
      @DarkKnightofIT 4 года назад +32

      @@Alexis_Nemesis189 gotta collect them all?

    • @tonhaogamergranudo
      @tonhaogamergranudo 4 года назад +11

      @@Alexis_Nemesis189 That's such a good idea!

    • @johnnygreenface
      @johnnygreenface 3 года назад +13

      My OSR group is always on the look out for editions of "the breeding habits and rituals of goblins"

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 года назад +5

      @@Alexis_Nemesis189 ... "Machinery and men" "nature vs man: man knows more" "man Is thriving in the sky" can you tell I have no idea what I'm doing

  • @Lobsterwithinternet
    @Lobsterwithinternet 4 года назад +728

    Spoiler Alert: The main antagonist will be defeated using Tusk Love.

    • @ChevaliersEmeraude
      @ChevaliersEmeraude 4 года назад +70

      Jester defeated a hag with a blueberry cupcake: I'm sure she can find a way to make that happen too, somehow!

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 4 года назад +23

      You mean by reading the book, or will they knock him out with a whack to the head using the book?

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 4 года назад +10

      @@danielcastillo591 Either one. 😉

    • @frankficcle7081
      @frankficcle7081 4 года назад +25

      @@danielcastillo591 A chair doesn't have a head but I'm sure they'll figure something out.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 4 года назад +10

      They give the Chained Oblivion a couple hand towels, some oil of slipperiness and a copy of the book

  • @DrNeonGaming
    @DrNeonGaming 4 года назад +427

    "She ripped open her bodice" all Cad has to say is "That's like 5 gold" he's so pure

  • @bigtiredpotato
    @bigtiredpotato 4 года назад +456

    Watching this makes me laugh because Jester recently revealed her real name is Genevieve lol.

    • @FoxHound-ut1hu
      @FoxHound-ut1hu 4 года назад +64

      Shes gonna get that tusk love whether Fjord wants to or not

    • @nutterbirdy1983
      @nutterbirdy1983 4 года назад +24

      It’s gonna be interesting if they discover Fjords parentage and either his first or last name is Oskar

  • @adelasteria
    @adelasteria 11 дней назад +7

    Returning to this video in 2024 to break the news that TUSK LOVE IS GETTING PUBLISHED FOR REAL

  • @barrythebarebearbarbarianw5667
    @barrythebarebearbarbarianw5667 5 лет назад +553

    I really wished that matt would have had that he would make a short story of tusk love as a stretch goal when they did the kickstarter

    • @caterenacat
      @caterenacat 5 лет назад +33

      I'd bet the entire campaign would be paid off in the hour XD

    • @savagecabbage8013
      @savagecabbage8013 4 года назад +28

      A fan made novel was sent to the cast. They read a excerpt on Talks

    • @jr-jl9702
      @jr-jl9702 4 года назад +8

      A chapter of Tusk Love in Narrative Telephone maybe?

    • @toschiworlds7212
      @toschiworlds7212 4 года назад +5

      Savage Cabbage Which episode of Talks was that and do you have a timestamp for it?

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 4 года назад +3

      @@toschiworlds7212 I would also like to know this lol

  • @seanmcgcostumes
    @seanmcgcostumes 5 лет назад +796

    This is the most vital CR compilation to ever exist, bless

  • @josephmort4039
    @josephmort4039 3 года назад +217

    Whenever Laura calls Travis, Oskar, his look just says "If I don't go along with this, I'm sleeping on the couch."

    • @isaac5625
      @isaac5625 2 года назад +17

      The look of "this woman is carrying my baby"

  • @julienteychene6022
    @julienteychene6022 5 лет назад +353

    "This campaign is so grim-dark"
    xD

    • @ElForrest-Okey
      @ElForrest-Okey 5 лет назад +5

      Whoever said that needs to look up hopepunk

    • @kalqul8er
      @kalqul8er 3 года назад +5

      Liam and Tal both have the best underrated lines.

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 4 года назад +194

    Matt:the cover is plain leather
    Jester:...tusk love
    *Later and one bribery later*
    Matt: It's Feathered leather
    Everyone: It's about Vax!

  • @robertsharp2633
    @robertsharp2633 5 лет назад +564

    This might be about fjords parentage. Just saying.

    • @annak.9483
      @annak.9483 5 лет назад +73

      fuck, that would be SO funny

    • @db4756
      @db4756 5 лет назад +12

      Oskar is a half orc, the mother would also need to be a half orc which the main female of TL isn't. It would be funny though.

    • @maperjack
      @maperjack 5 лет назад +41

      @@db4756 In the official lore half-orc is just the name and can actually be quarter orc with other tiefling/half-elf/humanish combinations.

    • @playerzero7890
      @playerzero7890 5 лет назад +5

      Fjords back story explained

    • @C0medySeniorz
      @C0medySeniorz 4 года назад +17

      @@db4756 actually. A half orc and human can make a half orc.

  • @ephemispriest8069
    @ephemispriest8069 4 года назад +241

    "Reskinned gargoyles fanfiction."
    Yeah, I bet Goliath goes deep.

    • @sequorroxx
      @sequorroxx 4 года назад +23

      With a voice from Keith David, you're damn right he does.

    • @crow1890
      @crow1890 4 года назад +9

      Oh... *OH*

    • @dragontoothflamehair2581
      @dragontoothflamehair2581 3 года назад +9

      Elisa walks bowlegged after every time they are together. And that is the real reason Demona hates her.

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 4 года назад +188

    When “Critical Role: The Legend of the Mighty Nein: The Animated Series” inevitably comes out, the two scenes I want them to include the most: 1) “imagine a blackbird blushing...”, and 2) “that ghost stayed for the whole reading...!”

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 2 года назад +5

      Also:
      Jester: “Wait! **Read it out loud** !”
      Beau: “Ohhhkaaaay >:3”

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Год назад +2

      I hope it's called "Misadventures of the Mighty Nein."

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 2 года назад +85

    I love that Molly is just sneaking a look while Jester’s reading even though he’s canonically illiterate 🤣

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +16

      Well, you know... Sometimes there's illustrations... 👉👈

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister Год назад +2

      I have a sneaking suspicion Jester allowed him to color those, if he asked.
      That or they did it together

    • @ladylightning1741
      @ladylightning1741 Год назад +6

      There are no pictures by Matilda Merceria, but Jester added some in the margins for Molly

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr 4 года назад +247

    And this is the kind of thing that makes RP great. Someone, off the cuff, decides to buy a book. Mercer pulls a random polt out of his butt and throws out 'Tusk Love.' Now the players run with it for EVER! It's these little inside jokes that make gaming friends the best friends.

  • @Stellermeerkat
    @Stellermeerkat 5 лет назад +582

    I don't remember the episode off the top of my head but you did miss when the Mighty Nine were stuck underground for several days and to pass the time Beau read Tusk Love aloud.
    Edit: I think that was a different smut book.

    • @renaissanxes3330
      @renaissanxes3330  5 лет назад +187

      lol i definitely had the same thought making this but yeah it is a different book... but the fact that there's been excerpts of more than one smut book this campaign is honestly iconic lmao 😂

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 5 лет назад +53

      That was the Salty Sea I think!

    • @zeterzero4356
      @zeterzero4356 5 лет назад +12

      Dang. Thought it was tusk love. Still one of my favorite moments though.

  • @ryancalkins4367
    @ryancalkins4367 5 лет назад +355

    3:05 Caleb: it is sad when a ship sinks.
    Aint that the truth

  • @Superawesomevids549
    @Superawesomevids549 3 года назад +411

    "Who wrote it?"
    "Matilida Merceria"
    *Matt's FACE*

  • @derajtheyuler7101
    @derajtheyuler7101 4 года назад +88

    I love how Kiri can one day bust out a shortened non descriptive version of tusk love randomly one night with her new family... all the messed up things she’s heard could probably scar those other kids.

  • @EsquilaxM
    @EsquilaxM 2 года назад +57

    Matt: "As you read, the numbers begin to swell once more"
    *Laura and Marisha share a look trying not to react*

  • @igotsthemorbs6568
    @igotsthemorbs6568 5 лет назад +234

    "that's like 3 gold to fix"
    Caduceus/Taliesin
    Omg

  • @Ratherfish90
    @Ratherfish90 5 лет назад +281

    “A merchant’s daughter.”- Mercer!

    • @woodrowcall3158
      @woodrowcall3158 5 лет назад +28

      Ratherfish90 A “traveling” merchant.

    • @leion1594
      @leion1594 5 лет назад +17

      It's possible that it's just a coincidence... but this is Mercer, master of story-weaving. I'm assuming that this was very much intentional and planned from the very beginning.
      Not getting too specific about it because spoilers, but if you know.. you know what I mean.

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 2 года назад +5

      @@leion1594 i watched it completely and I don't getit

  • @Grim_death144
    @Grim_death144 4 года назад +199

    6:10 Molly took that to the grave

  • @wolfofsummerbreeze
    @wolfofsummerbreeze 5 лет назад +154

    "It is sad when ships sink..." Thanks Liam.

  • @UncooperativeMultiplayer
    @UncooperativeMultiplayer 5 лет назад +138

    Jester Lavore: The Pied Piper of Smut

  • @snowtsukasa6662
    @snowtsukasa6662 2 года назад +25

    Forgot when Jesters real name came out in the campaign, but she said it early on apparently, Genevieve. She really was inserting herself (Jester) into Tusk Love

  • @yuui9183
    @yuui9183 4 года назад +114

    I'm seriously hoping that during a shopping episode that the M9 run into a book signing hosted by Mathilda for her newest crime thriller.

  • @mintyalpaca
    @mintyalpaca 4 года назад +102

    This along with caleb’s counting money slowly joke are some of my favorites

  • @spesb
    @spesb 4 года назад +99

    Spoilers for episodes near 95
    to come back and hear Jester name the female character Genevieve after she revealed her real name is funny.
    3:05

    • @HaloReachFan10
      @HaloReachFan10 4 года назад +11

      I was thinking the same thing. So many times character's true names were used as disguise names, I can't wait for like episode 109 and we find out Cad also has some weird true name he said 30 episodes ago.

    • @Nikapika96
      @Nikapika96 4 года назад +1

      I was looking for this comment😂 I wondered if anyone else remembered this

    • @mattcanters
      @mattcanters Год назад

      She’s such a good actress I can’t tell if she made Genevieve up on the spot and retconned it in as her own name later or if she just pretended it was something random and off the cuff here.

  • @N4g4r1d3r
    @N4g4r1d3r 4 года назад +101

    Author: Mattilda Merceria
    I'm done xD

  • @katie2893
    @katie2893 3 года назад +32

    Jester: I know what you are.
    Fjord: Say it. Outloud. Say it.
    Jester: Half-orc.
    Fjord: Are you afraid?
    Jester: No.

  • @K_i_t_t_y84
    @K_i_t_t_y84 3 года назад +74

    "Ghost Dick" being the sequel to "Tusk Love" made me HOWL with laughter 🤣

  • @enigma1326
    @enigma1326 4 года назад +48

    The part where Molly looks over Jester’s shoulder while reading Tusk Love and does the double take.

  • @onecrazypig8423
    @onecrazypig8423 4 года назад +185

    I once got permission to play a succubus. She was pretending to be a human while working in a tavern, the job came with a room, and she had shelves full of books. I compiled a list of all the books' titles, "Tusk Love" was among them, though my personal favorite was "Flames of Ecstasy". I only got to use one title though, before the DM asked to have the character removed without valid reason, he claimed balancing issues, and I agreed to switch characters. I soon left that group because his version of balance was giving the assassin anything he wanted and more when I wasn't allowed a plus one sword, not even exaggerating.

    • @daniellemurnett2534
      @daniellemurnett2534 2 года назад +10

      Tusk Love is too overpowered. I would've done the same. /s

  • @renemortensen5028
    @renemortensen5028 2 года назад +33

    the whole "thirsty Jester" moment with Caleb comming to the room, and the segment right efter when she refered the book to Beau, who just wants to sleep.

  • @BaldursPicketFence
    @BaldursPicketFence 5 лет назад +176

    I honestly hope the M9 get to meet Kiri again.

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 5 лет назад +4

      I feel like we all do

    • @R3adybreck
      @R3adybreck 5 лет назад +6

      Spoilers
      Well huperdook has been destroyed so kiri's probably dead

    • @diablopro3438
      @diablopro3438 5 лет назад +1

      @@R3adybreck a true as what you say may be... Kiri was in good hands. Is.

    • @oldusty523
      @oldusty523 5 лет назад +5

      Alex Rogers Mercer wouldn’t be that cruel

  • @SluggzNotFound
    @SluggzNotFound 4 года назад +68

    “Watchya readin there, Jester?”
    “Nothing *Oskar* ” 😂😂😂

  • @ellispedersen4192
    @ellispedersen4192 5 лет назад +119

    Tusk love is the 50 shades of grey of Exandria

  • @evankimori
    @evankimori 4 года назад +46

    Little did they know that this one reference would be immortalized in fanfiction, in-universe canon and fanart for all eternity.

  • @Maksie0
    @Maksie0 5 лет назад +77

    And here I thought this was something my DM came up with. My gnome ranger Mewtholobar was pretending to read this when he and his party were trying very hard to act like they didn't just teleport into the commander's office.

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 4 года назад +130

    Okay, here me out;
    What if the author of _Tusk Love_ shows up to Traveler Con as a guest or vendor? :3

    • @dragoncat2734
      @dragoncat2734 4 года назад +22

      And: plot twist, they LOATHE their creation, but it's so successful that it overshadows all of their other creative endeavours.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +2

      @@dragoncat2734 The best trope in writing circles.

  • @telosladd7706
    @telosladd7706 4 года назад +43

    Just wanna say:
    Someone did write an actual tusk love book and they sent it to CR

  • @fossnation956
    @fossnation956 3 года назад +40

    I don't know about you all, but this was 10 times better knowing that Travis had told his wife that he would never do love for his DnD characters. lol

  • @kirstenbower7757
    @kirstenbower7757 5 лет назад +42

    God bless you this was everything I needed

  • @FinnMcRiangabra
    @FinnMcRiangabra 2 года назад +10

    Although Jester reading "Tusk Love" to the ghosts was not a clutch moment in game play, it shows how she is the living embodiment of a Trickster God. The impulse was impish and had no ill intent. It was even pretty sweet. Again, I like to think that Jester eventually becomes the Trickster God.

  • @spudsbuchlaw
    @spudsbuchlaw 2 года назад +10

    M9: Buys Tusk Love for like, a silver
    Laura: gets boatloads of entertainment value out of the book
    "This is the best trade deal in the history of trade deals"

  • @Equirah
    @Equirah 4 года назад +39

    I love how bassy Laura's voice goes in "their adventures on the high seas"

  • @WLxMusic
    @WLxMusic 5 лет назад +65

    I now know r/chasitysnook exists. My life is complete.

    • @stratigangames508
      @stratigangames508 5 лет назад +4

      Thank you for sharing this information

    • @Clarebear0925
      @Clarebear0925 4 года назад +6

      Thank you for cursing my mind with this information.

  • @nicole.-.3
    @nicole.-.3 4 года назад +29

    I'm so dumb, just now after reading the name "Matilda Mercia" in the description I realize it's Matt's name xD

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 11 месяцев назад +3

    "And it was real deep."
    Too deep to pull out now, some might say.

  • @XenophesGM
    @XenophesGM 5 лет назад +96

    I forgot how great Molly was

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 2 года назад +9

    I feel like Feather Leather would be written by Airey Perry/Lord Squak Arevis as a fictionalized account of the romance of Rue and Hobb.

  • @WindrunnerCC
    @WindrunnerCC 5 лет назад +33

    I feel blessed. Thank you.

  • @traceymuy1942
    @traceymuy1942 4 года назад +21

    I love how Sam's flask gets bigger as the campaign continues lol!

  • @obi-wank-enobi
    @obi-wank-enobi 3 года назад +12

    The funny thing is the book foreshadows the future romance between Jester and Fjord

  • @mediadetective6104
    @mediadetective6104 2 года назад +23

    Who screamed when Tusk Love appeared in Legend of Vox Machina?

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +3

      It did!? Excellent taste.

    • @BackgroundJoshua
      @BackgroundJoshua Год назад

      I JUST FINISHED SEASON 2, WHERE WAS IT?!?

    • @Ecapsora
      @Ecapsora Год назад +2

      ​@@BackgroundJoshua it was in Gilmore's shop the first time they go. Lots of easter eggs in that scene

  • @ILikeBleachItsTrue
    @ILikeBleachItsTrue 3 года назад +11

    Liam, a genius: "It is sad when SHIPS sink."

  • @BetaXeeta
    @BetaXeeta 5 лет назад +208

    Please someone wrote an actual Tusk Love

    • @DarkBlacktheDark
      @DarkBlacktheDark 5 лет назад +14

      Theres a porn comic called tusk love

    • @MastaChiefa99
      @MastaChiefa99 5 лет назад +31

      On a similar note, the subreddit for CR porn is called r/chastitysnook

    • @brokenvow8700
      @brokenvow8700 5 лет назад +5

      @@MastaChiefa99 I never knew this existed before now.

    • @mauricioos2294
      @mauricioos2294 5 лет назад +12

      @@MastaChiefa99 i didn't want to know that existed, but i'm not surprised

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. 5 лет назад +6

      @@MastaChiefa99 I am surprised and I definitely wanted to know that existed

  • @phobiawitch835
    @phobiawitch835 11 дней назад +4

    Came to watch this again cuz a real book is getting published days before my birthday in 2025!

  • @rebekahhiggins9002
    @rebekahhiggins9002 2 года назад +11

    and now Tusk Love can ve seen in Gilmor's shop in The Legend of Vox Machina

  • @kurokaze511
    @kurokaze511 5 лет назад +92

    It could have only been better if the half-orc in the book was named Chevy.

  • @zeterzero4356
    @zeterzero4356 5 лет назад +16

    Then reading it through the tunnel was one of my favorite moments in the series. I may or may not have done that to help me stay awake in the past. Don't judge me. I do enough of that already...
    Edit: Ah it wasn't tusk love that time. Alas. Still a favorite moment.

  • @peteralexandergraae2830
    @peteralexandergraae2830 5 месяцев назад +3

    If i ever appeared on critical role, i would be a traveling book merchant. And i would try and sell books that are basically CR ships.
    "Feathered leather" could be about a half-elf, an assasin, devoted to the godess of death, who falls in love with a druid, who is the pinnicle of life.
    Or the story of two hunters, one seeking revenge for his family, the other seeking approval from hers, and they meet and help eachother and falls in love, but then hides their feelings from eachother and don't confess them until the man dies. It could be titled "The Hunters Mark"

  • @BaldursPicketFence
    @BaldursPicketFence 3 года назад +9

    “Nothing Oskar...don’t worry about it”....a thousand hearts melt and break and sing at the same time.

  • @Clarebear0925
    @Clarebear0925 4 года назад +34

    1:09 omG I NEVER NOTICED MOLLY LMAOOO

  • @kyypris
    @kyypris 4 года назад +22

    this is basically the lusty Argonian maid of critical role

  • @hanna50000
    @hanna50000 4 года назад +12

    The fact that at 3:00 Jester confuses the main character Guinevere for Genevieve is even funnier in hindsight

  • @birdsbirdsbirds5865
    @birdsbirdsbirds5865 4 года назад +8

    This is giving me flashbacks of skyrim and me finding the lusty argonian maid books

  • @elenaG1208
    @elenaG1208 Год назад +5

    Watching Matt and Travis blush repetitively is the best bit

  • @k1tkat-kate
    @k1tkat-kate Год назад +3

    10:07 Taliesin: I got a good look at the ghosts...
    Laura: yes, but ARE THEY HORNY??????? XD I love these idiots so much

  • @fablion6324
    @fablion6324 5 лет назад +28

    Hope tusk love gets some more tusk love

  • @TacticalReaper56
    @TacticalReaper56 4 года назад +8

    Watching them try to get Matt to describe Tusk Love, and failing miserably is great.

  • @lekaiev
    @lekaiev 3 года назад +5

    And unexpectedly, this book also landed in some tropical island...
    We'll need an updated version

  • @ash-lynnsarah8626
    @ash-lynnsarah8626 4 года назад +8

    I never noticed Molly leaning over to read the book righter after Jester got it lol

  • @lonerboy4951
    @lonerboy4951 3 года назад +11

    I think it’s hilarious that Fjord and Jester are basically Tusk love

  • @ravenartistofficial
    @ravenartistofficial 4 года назад +28

    I just love how OFTEN this book is mentioned XD
    Nott the goblin mommy, Beau the Lesbian, and Jester the FANFIC PAGE TURNER-

  • @MrWaffel
    @MrWaffel 4 года назад +17

    2:47 With what Jester said her name is, this becomes very interesting 😁