Pence failed at politics first, though. He made a comeback after getting some name recognition as a conservative radio host. He wasn't the most conservative candidate, either, initially.
Yeah, they are arrogant attention seekers who care about being famous more than they care about having a discernable identity of their own. They are male Kardashians. They will morph into whatever...whomever, as long as people notice them.
@@Destinychanged I checked out his IMDb page, he was a voice actor for a kid cartoon called Arthur when he was a kid. He had a chance to make name for himself on Fox News, but got fired.
I've seen this one before and it only gets better with repeat viewings. Razor sharp wit and pointed political insights make this one of Bill's very best show wrap-ups.
It is similar with people who hate "coastal elites". Many of so called "coastal elites" are people who grew up in small towns, worked hard, got education and had initiative to move where the jobs are.
Precisely. Are there stereotypical aloof WASPy coastal elites? Yes. Honestly, Pelosi sure fits the bill....and I'm a liberal. But MANY of those coastal elites are genuinely smart ethical creative interesting people who just happened to become successful by applying their talents. Hating on that is mere jealousy. Also...PLENTY of "coastal elites" are conservatives who'd find Gilead to be a utopian paradise. As for the rural "real" Americans....yeah, many of them are moral hard working cool people. And....many are proudly ignorant bigoted simpletons who hate anything they don't comprehend....which is almost everything. Point is....it's complicated.
I guarantee the only fistfight that fat, spineless shit-stirrer has ever been in is with his ex-wife. He's the typical conservative type - loves talking about fighting, and violence, but spent his school days hiding behind the bully throwing insults at the weaker kids. One punch and his faxe would crumple like a crisp packet.
Boy, I gotta say that Bill Maher REALLY handed it to those conservative numbnuts who think they know better than Hollywood celebrities when it comes to politics and the issues of the day. I for one can't stand conservatives who think they are always so right and then RARELY acknowledge their wrongfulness when being questioned or criticized by liberals.
I’m tired of the Trumpers referring to us as liberal elitist and insinuating that they are the true patriots and hard working Americans and the democrats are out of touch w/America’s middle class. I’m a hardworking patriotic American, that just makes the lower middle class income line with a child in the military. I am literally living in a part of my city referred to as “the hood”. I am a white female who has been to college and raised by a single mother that used food stamps to assist in feeding her family while working full time and putting her self through community college (all while making the dean’s list every semester). My husband and his brother and father are all veterans. I’m very in touch with Americans that struggle to live paycheck to paycheck. I have a serious chronic illness and still work full time in pain and for a successful business (that has been family owned and run for 100 years by original immigrants to our country) that saw a lot of growth during Obama’s administration (food processing plant). The owner’s are good to their employees and they are not elitist. They have been investing in their employees education for a long time including myself in which they paid for me to take course for a year at University of Nebraska Lincoln, courses at PennState as well as numerous courses for regulatory certifications. Company’s like this are the backbone of our communities. I am no elitist by far and I do my homework on politics, I don’t rely on MSM to feed me knowledge. I was raised to love and respect my country and to see what Trump and the spineless GOP and hypocritical evangelical Trump supporters are doing to our nation disgust me in so many ways. They go against everything the foundation of our country is built upon. Any true patriot can see this. It disgust me that they have taken our flag hostage like it is a symbol of their views. The flag is a symbol of everything they are fighting so hard to tear down. The bending of a knee at a football game as a platform against police brutality is a very respectful way to honor the meaning of our flag. I respect law enforcement but I don’t respect officers that don’t deserve to wear the badge. The Trumpers are hypocrites ...they are the very ones who insist there is a deep state in our FBI and Judicial branch and are showing no respect to life long servants that work to uphold American values! This is disrespecting our flag and country. Wake up. Stop watching propaganda Fox and friends. Go crawl back under the hate rocks you have been hiding under because America can not be broken by you no matter how hard you try to tear her down. Maybe you think we are elitist because you think little of yourselves and some how think we are acting better than you if that’s the case you must look into the mirror often because if doing the right thing and standing up for equality and America’s true values makes me better than you ..than you are correct in that analysis. I am a true patriot I don’t put party over country..I have voted across party lines plenty of times because my love of country comes first not some party that I feel the need to fluff. Trump and his stooges would sell our country in a heartbeat to gain power and money! They are true Traitors and he is selling you out and you’re to blinded by your hate to acknowledge the facts in front of you. And if your not ignorant and you know better then you are also a traitor. I don’t use those words loosely either. I promise you there are more true patriots than you realize and you will not succeed in tearing this nation down. Too many have sacrificed before us in order to make the American dream a reality.❤️🇺🇸( this flag belongs to us not to Trumpers who don’t know it’s value) keep wearing the name deplorable as your tags because you truly are being honest with wearing it like a badge.
Aaron Bower I don't see why if you play something in a movie that it is then supposed to reflect on who you're as a person. If an actor plays a rapist in a movie, can they then not be able to be supportive of the MeToo movement? The entire point of an actor is to be able to assume any role, even if it's someone that doesn't in any way reflect who you actually are as person. Let's look at Jimmy Kimmel since he became a big voice in the healthcare debate. He has a child with major health issues. But he has a lot of money so all those medical bills that are going to come are going to be easy for him to pay. But as a human being he can look at those bills and understand how fucking brutal those would be for a large percentage of people. So even though he may not have the same financial situation as those people, he can understand what hell they'd be in. You shouldn't need to be in someones exact shoes to be able to understand difficult situations. Another example is that you shouldn't need to have a gay friend or family member to understand how shitty it would be to be discriminated against simply because of who you may fall in love with. I bring that up because it's somewhat common for that to happen with Republicans. Like Dick Cheney's stance on gay rights lightened a bit when he found out his own daughter was gay. But you shouldn't need to have something like that to understand their point of view. It should be basic human decency. And that shouldn't go away simply because you suddenly have celebrity status. And since the word "elite" is being thrown around a lot here in a disparaging way, I wish Democrats would finally embrace that word. The "Hollywood elite" or "Liberal elite" is only ever used when people are trying to scare others away from ideas by making people think they're out of touch (and these are often ideas that would be helpful for those that are being scared). But elite isn't bad. In no other occupations is it viewed that way. You can sure as fuck believe that if someone is getting on a plane they don't want Jim Bob and his dumbfuck cousin who've just decided that they believe they can fly a plane in the pilot seats. No, you want elite pilots. Going in for heart surgery? I bet you want an elite doctor. Got a favorite football team? You want them to have an elite QB. So yes, we're fucking elite. And that's a good thing. You should want the best running shit.
ShnoogleMan : one of the reasons that Hitler hated the Jews is that he blamed them for his own failures. He couldn’t accept any personal responsibility for his shortcomings - it had to be someone else’s fault.
You know, this is actually an excellent point. Conservatives *_constantly_* complain about celebrity culture and their opinions. But the second Ted Nugent or Kid Rock or Kanye grovel to Trump....they get an invite to the White House. AND let's not forget, the GOP is the ONLY party that elected a *_celebrity_* as POTUS.....TWICE. It's almost like they're hypocrites or something...
How Jealous do you have to be of someone to mention him 37 times in a book ... Literally "why are you so obssesed w ith me ?" Or maybe it`s a CRUSH ? Milo was a "silver Medal" Andrew? :-) But it`s true, people like Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro- they all realy wont to make it in ShowBiz. In any way possible.
Keep doing what you do Bill! Imagine if money was out of politics. Imagine both sides working for the country, instead of the Republicans working for their donors. Not that Dems don't do it, but Repubs are the worst. Proof in point: Republicans no longer running for re-election change sides on issues immediately.
1:03 "Blacklist would be an upgrade." That's so true. The first time I ever heard about this Antonio Sabato Jr guy was when he crashed a Hell's Kitchen service without a reservation and asked if there was an extra seat. He got the chef's table but no one freaked out over him the way they freaked out over just about every other celebrity to get a chef's table on that show.
It probably sounded better in Dana's head. Most of these new alt-right heroes speak with conviction and anger and furrowed brow because that's what gets past the filters in the highly-compartmentalized pea brains of their deplorable viewers. It's just hilariously bombastic and silly to everyone else.
Thank you Bill Maher. I'm so sick of the hypocrisy of Trump supporters telling celebrities to stay out of politics while supporting a billionaire reality TV star.
@Dragon Fox Keep eating the shit you're being fed, mushroom. Maybe Diaper Donnie could get his hands on some of those Jewish space lasers and zap all the Democrats. Go sit in the corner and play with your republiNUTS.
I heard once (I'm not sure about this. I could fact check, but I'm too lazy right now) that Ben Shapiro had a script rejected by hollywood too. Can you imagine how nice it would be without hearing him bullshitting and strawmaning college students only to see his fans calling it "destroying"?
It's Gaius, but yeah, the mythical Roman hero will fall on deaf ears to Conservatives mainly for being uninterested in classical literature and ancient European History and all it's many fables.
+ Dragon Fox Bahaha! Let's be real here, you can't even tell the difference between vinegar & a bad bottle of wine, so you're not going to explain what a Jetset cocktail party looks like to a French cosmopolitan. Get the fuck out of here, rookie. 😂😂
Bill had Bannon on his show one time and he was surprisingly good. I credit Bill with having conservatives on his show and engaging in civil discussions. I think even Bill shifts his position if he is convinced he is off the mark. Having a debate where your only objective is to win is like having a fight with your wife. Nobody wins.
He's a loser who still wants hillary in 2020. www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/opinion/sunday/the-perfect-gop-nominee.html?mtrref=www.google.com&assetType=opinion
Robert Vicol White Privilege has been the most successful affirmative action program ever. The gift that keeps on giving for those whites who believe in self help unlike the LOSERS who are still waiting to get their entitlement JOB from their FUHRER
You don't seem to comprehend the complexity of the joke, so I'll break it down for you. What Bill Maher is doing here is poking fun at the flawed logic that conservative activists often employ when they attack affirmative action. They (conservatives) -- well, racists really, always go around saying that affirmative action benefits ethnic minorities (specifically African Americans) at the expense of whites who, they argue, are inherently more qualified for whatever job or institution it is that they are applying to get into. That is demonstratively false and the data supports that claim. Affirmative action is a policy tool put in place in order to increase the representation of marginalized groups who, despite being qualified, were more often than not, excluded strictly because of race. So Bill is taking the flawed logic of their arguments and using it against them for comedic effect. Essentially, he's illustrating how absurd the premise of their argument really is by poking fun at them with it.
Audial Asphyxiation You just wasted your time. Rightwing Trumpturds are not capable of such rational and logical thought. Chimpanzees are more intelligent.
After watching this all I can only see these people as scorned exes who still haven't gotten over the fact Hollywood told them no. Did they ever consider the relationship just wasn't meant to be?
Unfortunately, I believe he was also democratically elected and held office in government for many years, incrementally upping the extremism year by year. The people accepted it.
Hitler was not elected, I think he was the chancellor and an “incident” occurred and he used the powers that be to become in charge, declared a state of emergency and from there used forces to become permanent dictator
To be precise, Bernie is a Social Democrat. A big difference. Nazis also hijacked the jain swastika, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jainism from the most peace loving passive folks ever. Does that negate Jainism ?. Me thinks not. Any political and economic system man cooks up that has no checks and balances is bound to shit in its pants. USA has the foundation of a great system, Alas, it has been eroded systematically by big money and corruption. Which is sad. We need to get back to Government of the people as it were. The Fins and their ilk are not doing too bad. On the other hand, they are not going around the world supporting dictatorships, starting wars and spending over $700 on their military. I do like their gadgets though! F14 and SR-71 are my favorite :)
Bill showing his age. That "Sent from My IPhone" at the end of an email is an automatic message when an email is sent over mobile. It's not an intentional brag.
Obama got the real Bruce Springsteen. Trump couldn't even get a Z grade Bruce Springsteen cover band, and that was *AFTER* the real Bruce told the cover band that they couldn't use his music for that purpose. Just... wow.
TRUE DAT! Free Diugh Unfortunately most politicians have passed the bar exam because they Are lawyers. Lawyers have a strange God complex and they think that they are smarter/ better than everyone else. While serving in public office they are lobbied to by lobbyist offering every type of personal offer or perk imaginable to get whatever the lobbyist is offering in exchange for their vote or their political support on a particular agenda;eventually the politician will overestimate their value and start stealing everything in sight. In their mind they’re just following the law… Just doing their job… The system is broken.
It's not that the conservatives are black-listed or disciminated against, it's that their much less likely to pursue those professions and careers to begin with. There have been actual studies on this one. If you look up lists of professions that attract liberal-minded people and those that attract conservative-minded folks, you'll see the formers much more likely to dominate the arts, _any_ art (writing, acting, music, drawing, etc.), among other things. Hence "the liberalism" of Hollywood. Professions typically dominated by conservatives include: law enforcement, blue-collar jobs, insurance, surgery, and the military.
Ameya Gokhale The motherfvcker had a reality TV show and lived in a skyscraper in the middle of New York City. Who are Trumpt4rds fooling? When they ramble about California and New York, what they really mean to say is "I have so little pride in where I come from that I wish it had a booming economy like New York or California." As usual, always projection.
Good advice! You know who history's most famous arts-reject-turned-right-wing-hardliner was? Adolf Hitler. He originally wanted to attend the Academy of fine Arts in Vienna to study painting but was rejected twice.
Your argument is neither original nor clever. Yes, the Nazis declared themselves to be Nationalist Socialists and yes, they weren't conservative in several of their concepts. But they were anti-liberalist, anti-communist, anti-Semitic and anti-democratic, thus shunning the core values of the left. In short: the packaging was left, the content was right. And content is what really matters.
Akmon Ra Wrong. They criticized Capitalism but were not against it, or perhaps never got around to be against it since their nationalist agenda was already pretty damn full. Anti-Jewish doesn't mean Anti-Christian, in fact the Nazis allied with Christian churches to further their nationalist agenda just a different denomination. Also, the right is not pro-capitalism, they are just defenders of vulture-capitalism. Every side have people that are pro-capitalism, only the right have people who supports the flawed parts of capitalism.
Jalen Ball Yeah, that guy is smoking. If only he kept his pants off and his mouth shut... Lol! He could have had better use of those 3 remaining neurons by training the first to strip; the second to hold the pole; and the last one to twerk.
So after a failure to live upto the limelight, B movie actress reject Dana goes & clenches her fist with all her anger and frustration, inside a tanning salon
Hitler's technical drawing skills were OK. Maybe he would have made a passable architect. But -- go figure -- the public saw no "soul" in his work; no insight into the human condition the one expects from true art.
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Hey Bill, you forgot Mike Pence.
Another talk-radio celebrity from Indiana.
I'm sure he was just wonderful on the Air with his witty personality !
Pence failed at politics first, though. He made a comeback after getting some name recognition as a conservative radio host. He wasn't the most conservative candidate, either, initially.
And TX Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick was another radio pundit.
We all want to forget Mike Pence.
Also Kid Rock and Arnie
Ben Shapiro tried to be a screenwriter. Milo Yianoppolous (Wagner) attempted to be a poet. There is a trend here.....
Hitler wanted to be an artist
Charles Manson tried to be a rockstar
Steven Crowder tried to be a comedian
Yeah, they are arrogant attention seekers who care about being famous more than they care about having a discernable identity of their own. They are male Kardashians. They will morph into whatever...whomever, as long as people notice them.
@@hellofaname Crowder was an actor at one point. It’s like he grew resentful of his career not going anywhere.
@@Destinychanged I checked out his IMDb page, he was a voice actor for a kid cartoon called Arthur when he was a kid. He had a chance to make name for himself on Fox News, but got fired.
@@Destinychanged he was a film extra in the movie The Covenant (2006).
This is one of the most brilliant New Rules ever....
And probably the most brutal
Dragon Fox - Oh please all learned and conscious one - please share with us your enlightened Right Wing ways?
Dragon Fox Show your face coward
TheGetout04 it was vicious 😂 🤣
Dragon Fox When you're a xenophobic racist troll... I bet the FOX news channel is where you belong
Both Hitler & Charles Manson were failed "artists"
Hitler wanted to paint, Manson wanted to be a rock star-
Well, Manson certainly got his groupies!
I've seen this one before and it only gets better with repeat viewings. Razor sharp wit and pointed political insights make this one of Bill's very best show wrap-ups.
I watch the show every Friday, and must say...your writer(s) were so "on-point" with the jokes tonight, so clever and hilarious!! Yes!!
No, Eagles greatest hats
That James wood joke was hilarious
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Bill Maher looks exactly like him.
Can you explain it?
That's the most press most of these 'stars' have gotten in a decade.
2:31 "Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking: 'Who hurt you, Danica Patrick?'" lmaoo
It is similar with people who hate "coastal elites". Many of so called "coastal elites" are people who grew up in small towns, worked hard, got education and had initiative to move where the jobs are.
Precisely. Are there stereotypical aloof WASPy coastal elites? Yes. Honestly, Pelosi sure fits the bill....and I'm a liberal.
But MANY of those coastal elites are genuinely smart ethical creative interesting people who just happened to become successful by applying their talents. Hating on that is mere jealousy. Also...PLENTY of "coastal elites" are conservatives who'd find Gilead to be a utopian paradise.
As for the rural "real" Americans....yeah, many of them are moral hard working cool people. And....many are proudly ignorant bigoted simpletons who hate anything they don't comprehend....which is almost everything.
Point is....it's complicated.
@@avedic yeah you dont know how to not generalize there is abunch of costal elites shoving messages.
Forget Tyson Ritter and his band...these bitter Republicans are the TRUE All-American Rejects😂
@Dragon Fox how's that going for ya? 😂
@Dragon Fox That comment didn't age well.
Bannon always looks like he’s fresh out of a fistfight.
Hugo Stiglitz Ha-ha-há-ha 😂! I read fishfight, Kinda also works.
I'ma be nasty,looks like a $#!T fight to me and the shizzle won!! A GOOD BATH WOULD PARALYZE OLE DUDE!! IJS
I think he looks like he's just staggered out from the gutter, he passed out in.
Steve Bannon's alcoholic facial gin blossoms are worse than Gorbachav's birthmark...
I guarantee the only fistfight that fat, spineless shit-stirrer has ever been in is with his ex-wife. He's the typical conservative type - loves talking about fighting, and violence, but spent his school days hiding behind the bully throwing insults at the weaker kids. One punch and his faxe would crumple like a crisp packet.
Boy, I gotta say that Bill Maher REALLY handed it to those conservative numbnuts who think they know better than Hollywood celebrities when it comes to politics and the issues of the day. I for one can't stand conservatives who think they are always so right and then RARELY acknowledge their wrongfulness when being questioned or criticized by liberals.
@Michael Anderson - What does that have got to do with what Bill Maher is doing today?
@Bryzz Lull - I find it funny that you only mentioned conservatives like the clowns that you have brought up and not including some liberals.
I don’t care if they acknowledge being wrong. They can jump ship to be on the correct side like anybody else as long as they stop pushing the dogma.
What priceless comedy ... and totally based entirely upon reality! Maher and his writers are technicians of the highest order!
I’m tired of the Trumpers referring to us as liberal elitist and insinuating that they are the true patriots and hard working Americans and the democrats are out of touch w/America’s middle class. I’m a hardworking patriotic American, that just makes the lower middle class income line with a child in the military. I am literally living in a part of my city referred to as “the hood”. I am a white female who has been to college and raised by a single mother that used food stamps to assist in feeding her family while working full time and putting her self through community college (all while making the dean’s list every semester). My husband and his brother and father are all veterans. I’m very in touch with Americans that struggle to live paycheck to paycheck. I have a serious chronic illness and still work full time in pain and for a successful business (that has been family owned and run for 100 years by original immigrants to our country) that saw a lot of growth during Obama’s administration (food processing plant). The owner’s are good to their employees and they are not elitist. They have been investing in their employees education for a long time including myself in which they paid for me to take course for a year at University of Nebraska Lincoln, courses at PennState as well as numerous courses for regulatory certifications. Company’s like this are the backbone of our communities. I am no elitist by far and I do my homework on politics, I don’t rely on MSM to feed me knowledge. I was raised to love and respect my country and to see what Trump and the spineless GOP and hypocritical evangelical Trump supporters are doing to our nation disgust me in so many ways. They go against everything the foundation of our country is built upon. Any true patriot can see this. It disgust me that they have taken our flag hostage like it is a symbol of their views. The flag is a symbol of everything they are fighting so hard to tear down. The bending of a knee at a football game as a platform against police brutality is a very respectful way to honor the meaning of our flag. I respect law enforcement but I don’t respect officers that don’t deserve to wear the badge. The Trumpers are hypocrites ...they are the very ones who insist there is a deep state in our FBI and Judicial branch and are showing no respect to life long servants that work to uphold American values! This is disrespecting our flag and country. Wake up. Stop watching propaganda Fox and friends. Go crawl back under the hate rocks you have been hiding under because America can not be broken by you no matter how hard you try to tear her down. Maybe you think we are elitist because you think little of yourselves and some how think we are acting better than you if that’s the case you must look into the mirror often because if doing the right thing and standing up for equality and America’s true values makes me better than you ..than you are correct in that analysis. I am a true patriot I don’t put party over country..I have voted across party lines plenty of times because my love of country comes first not some party that I feel the need to fluff. Trump and his stooges would sell our country in a heartbeat to gain power and money! They are true Traitors and he is selling you out and you’re to blinded by your hate to acknowledge the facts in front of you. And if your not ignorant and you know better then you are also a traitor. I don’t use those words loosely either. I promise you there are more true patriots than you realize and you will not succeed in tearing this nation down. Too many have sacrificed before us in order to make the American dream a reality.❤️🇺🇸( this flag belongs to us not to Trumpers who don’t know it’s value) keep wearing the name deplorable as your tags because you truly are being honest with wearing it like a badge.
Dragon Fox total bull ... hey, you like how the stock market is taking a dump now?
Niixz we needed to hear this THANK YOU !
Well said. We need you to run for office!
Do i have to read it, i mean it's long and it's such small print i don't have my glasses, ik i Will try .
Aaron Bower I don't see why if you play something in a movie that it is then supposed to reflect on who you're as a person. If an actor plays a rapist in a movie, can they then not be able to be supportive of the MeToo movement? The entire point of an actor is to be able to assume any role, even if it's someone that doesn't in any way reflect who you actually are as person.
Let's look at Jimmy Kimmel since he became a big voice in the healthcare debate. He has a child with major health issues. But he has a lot of money so all those medical bills that are going to come are going to be easy for him to pay. But as a human being he can look at those bills and understand how fucking brutal those would be for a large percentage of people. So even though he may not have the same financial situation as those people, he can understand what hell they'd be in. You shouldn't need to be in someones exact shoes to be able to understand difficult situations. Another example is that you shouldn't need to have a gay friend or family member to understand how shitty it would be to be discriminated against simply because of who you may fall in love with. I bring that up because it's somewhat common for that to happen with Republicans. Like Dick Cheney's stance on gay rights lightened a bit when he found out his own daughter was gay. But you shouldn't need to have something like that to understand their point of view. It should be basic human decency. And that shouldn't go away simply because you suddenly have celebrity status.
And since the word "elite" is being thrown around a lot here in a disparaging way, I wish Democrats would finally embrace that word. The "Hollywood elite" or "Liberal elite" is only ever used when people are trying to scare others away from ideas by making people think they're out of touch (and these are often ideas that would be helpful for those that are being scared). But elite isn't bad. In no other occupations is it viewed that way. You can sure as fuck believe that if someone is getting on a plane they don't want Jim Bob and his dumbfuck cousin who've just decided that they believe they can fly a plane in the pilot seats. No, you want elite pilots. Going in for heart surgery? I bet you want an elite doctor. Got a favorite football team? You want them to have an elite QB. So yes, we're fucking elite. And that's a good thing. You should want the best running shit.
Bill seriously missed the opportunity to talk about a certain right-wing art-school reject from Vienna.
ShnoogleMan : one of the reasons that Hitler hated the Jews is that he blamed them for his own failures. He couldn’t accept any personal responsibility for his shortcomings - it had to be someone else’s fault.
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"Who hurt you Danica Patrick" 😂😂
You know, this is actually an excellent point.
Conservatives *_constantly_* complain about celebrity culture and their opinions.
But the second Ted Nugent or Kid Rock or Kanye grovel to Trump....they get an invite to the White House.
AND let's not forget, the GOP is the ONLY party that elected a *_celebrity_* as POTUS.....TWICE. It's almost like they're hypocrites or something...
Bill should have mentioned Ben Shapiro as well; he fits perfectly for this bit
How Jealous do you have to be of someone to mention him 37 times in a book ... Literally "why are you so obssesed w ith me ?"
Or maybe it`s a CRUSH ? Milo was a "silver Medal" Andrew? :-)
But it`s true, people like Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro- they all realy wont to make it in ShowBiz. In any way possible.
Shapiro did try to make it Hollywood as a script writer. He went no where.
@@JohnSmith-yd5wq Steven Crowder same thing.
“You have to run him INTO show biz” HAHAHA...
Dragon Fox coward
Dragon Fox Really? After all the shit the Republicans have done? Come on!
Everybody wants a piece of liberal victimihood. Even conservatives.
LOLOLOLOLOL wut
@Dragon Fox You mistake liberals for thinking we believe the Democratic party is without fault. They're not.
Keep doing what you do Bill!
Imagine if money was out of politics. Imagine both sides working for the country, instead of the Republicans working for their donors. Not that Dems don't do it, but Repubs are the worst. Proof in point: Republicans no longer running for re-election change sides on issues immediately.
I am? Damn can I take back my Bernie vote?
Dragon fox nice straw man
What shall we change Mankind too, in order to avoid being called a faggot in the future?
Dragon Fox there you go again, talking about girls and boys 🤣🤣 sic fuck
Marc abrupt climate change will do the change so just hang in there
1:03 "Blacklist would be an upgrade."
That's so true. The first time I ever heard about this Antonio Sabato Jr guy was when he crashed a Hell's Kitchen service without a reservation and asked if there was an extra seat. He got the chef's table but no one freaked out over him the way they freaked out over just about every other celebrity to get a chef's table on that show.
Success breeds envy. Failure breeds resentment.
It probably sounded better in Dana's head. Most of these new alt-right heroes speak with conviction and anger and furrowed brow because that's what gets past the filters in the highly-compartmentalized pea brains of their deplorable viewers. It's just hilariously bombastic and silly to everyone else.
If all she did was shout buzzwords, very quickly, angrily- it might get the job done.
They do not exist in the same reality as mentally sane folk.
I'm just amazed she didn't say "snowflake".
You mean like ... Tucker Carlson?
They seriously need to learn to handle rejection better.
Hitler was a failed painter. I think he wins the grudge match.
Thank you Bill Maher. I'm so sick of the hypocrisy of Trump supporters telling celebrities to stay out of politics while supporting a billionaire reality TV star.
Well it is wrong to worry about MAGA world . Facts don’t matter. Just ignore MAGA.
That billionaire reality star was president of the United States. Care to tell me how many of those celebrities were?
@@jaimeosbourn3616 Ronald Reagan was a actor before he became president. You haven't actually refuted anything.
@@223Drone And? He still became president.
@@jaimeosbourn3616 You're being dense, you're going out your way to miss the point.
That was great! The way only Bill Maher can do it.
Hooray for Hollywood!! And who hurt you Danica Patrick? 😄
Dragon Fox nobody's going anywhere just because you tell them to :D
Dragon Fox Now see *That's* just racist
Nobody, she just drove her car into a wall.
Again.
Dragon Fox Why don’t you and the rest of those Trump supporters of yours move your white asses to Europe
Hooray for sexually assaulting women! Seriously, have people already lost their memories on this?
I loved it... sooooo funny and thank you for cheering me up 😻
@Dragon Fox Are you still happy, mushroom?
@Dragon Fox Keep eating the shit you're being fed, mushroom. Maybe Diaper Donnie could get his hands on some of those Jewish space lasers and zap all the Democrats. Go sit in the corner and play with your republiNUTS.
That Danica Patrick crack killed me
Oh bill mahr for you and God bless you and your families and d rest well and God bless you all amen
I’m not sure if I heard him mention Kevin Sorbo. Because he sure belongs to that list.
This was excellent Real Time with Bill Maher & Co.
Dana Loesch (Lash) with the clenched fist of truth … sounds like a dominatrix ad.
It was oddly arousing.
Hot from a distance. But the closer you get, the worse she looks.
@@carlhorowitz7570 Just like the state of Florida...
She seems to me a kinder, gentler version of Aileen Wuormos. Crying out for help, or something.
Hot af
"You'd have to run him INTO show business" 🤣
Great job Bill. The facts really stand for themselves. Nice way to expose the hypocrisy which is the right.
I heard once (I'm not sure about this. I could fact check, but I'm too lazy right now) that Ben Shapiro had a script rejected by hollywood too. Can you imagine how nice it would be without hearing him bullshitting and strawmaning college students only to see his fans calling it "destroying"?
"who hurt you, danica patrick?" LMFAO!
Who's the Rachel Maddow wannabee at 3:11?
This is still one of Bill's all-time greatest bits XDXDXD
"Hey I'm Caius Marcius, and I'm here to say..."
And so on. Thing basically writes itself from there.
It's Gaius, but yeah, the mythical Roman hero will fall on deaf ears to Conservatives mainly for being uninterested in classical literature and ancient European History and all it's many fables.
This was legalized assault on the airways 😂😂😂😂
Imagine the poor intern that had to sit there and read Breitbart’s memoirs counting how many times Bill Maher’s name was in there 😂🤣
Nah, I think they would've just found an electronic copy and did a word search.
@@rshiva08 god i hope so
Haha completely destroyed most leading figures on the right!
Lol dude if you mean inventing strawmen and destroying them is your idea of Sowell's conservatism then sure.
One of my favourite New rules
"The raised finger of 'F*ck Off'!"
Awesome!!!
Ouahaha! I didn't know that about Breitbart & Bannon. This is Level 11 PWDNage! 😂😂
+ Dragon Fox Bahaha! Let's be real here, you can't even tell the difference between vinegar & a bad bottle of wine, so you're not going to explain what a Jetset cocktail party looks like to a French cosmopolitan. Get the fuck out of here, rookie. 😂😂
+ Dragon Fox Incoherent drivel, unrelated to the either the video or my previous comments. Go to bed, Troll. You're tired & it shows.
woof! what a roast this was hahaha the burns gonna hurt till high heavens!
affirmative action for conservatives in showbiz, lol.
Well thats what Ben Shapiro wanted
Dana Loesch.... The former "Super Beets" scam commercial spokesperson.
Woah, really?
@@evanhaskel206 Oh really... Except she's not a former spokesperson... She was on my tv in an ad for them just a few days ago...
Collin McLean probably going back to her old job now that NRATV is kaput.
Bill had Bannon on his show one time and he was surprisingly good.
I credit Bill with having conservatives on his show and engaging in civil discussions.
I think even Bill shifts his position if he is convinced he is off the mark. Having a debate where your only objective is to win is like having a fight with your wife. Nobody wins.
You are the best
👍 Vote Bill Maher 2020! 👍
Jay Kay Please, the progressive wing would react in horror to that idea
He's a loser who still wants hillary in 2020. www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/opinion/sunday/the-perfect-gop-nominee.html?mtrref=www.google.com&assetType=opinion
@Spit No, that article is about how the best the dnc had was a republican and Bill longs for her to be our leadah
For what? VOTE FOR WHAT?
BILL MAHER FOR COMIC GENIUS
For what? He laughs at his own
jokes and he struggles to be funny no thanks
Amen!
This is god damn hilarious! Lol!
I agree, Norm, but did you catch that “Goth Brooks”? Imagine that! 😆
Dragon is a Russian bot think about it
Dragon Fox Noo.. Like the Banana Republicans with their Apprentice: Covfefe Edition.
@Dragon Fox- But what about ''the idiots'' of the Republican Party? ... They don't count?
Dragon Fox Really? Roy Moore? No bells rung?
AWESOME!!
I'm sure that i'm not the first to point out that the most famous of right wingers, Hitler, was rejected as an artist as well. crazy.
Brilliant!👏
According to the last joke : Affirmative Action is for people who are "not good enough to make it on their own " ??!!! Who the fuck wrote that?
Robert Vicol Thank you. Bill fell down right there and he was doing so well. SMH
Robert Vicol White Privilege has been the most successful affirmative action program ever. The gift that keeps on giving for those whites who believe in self help unlike the LOSERS who are still waiting to get their entitlement JOB from their FUHRER
You don't seem to comprehend the complexity of the joke, so I'll break it down for you.
What Bill Maher is doing here is poking fun at the flawed logic that conservative activists often employ when they attack affirmative action. They (conservatives) -- well, racists really, always go around saying that affirmative action benefits ethnic minorities (specifically African Americans) at the expense of whites who, they argue, are inherently more qualified for whatever job or institution it is that they are applying to get into. That is demonstratively false and the data supports that claim.
Affirmative action is a policy tool put in place in order to increase the representation of marginalized groups who, despite being qualified, were more often than not, excluded strictly because of race. So Bill is taking the flawed logic of their arguments and using it against them for comedic effect. Essentially, he's illustrating how absurd the premise of their argument really is by poking fun at them with it.
Audial Asphyxiation You just wasted your time. Rightwing Trumpturds are not capable of such rational and logical thought. Chimpanzees are more intelligent.
Audial Asphyxiation Exactly. It was just like his entire News Rules about liberal state's rights.
After watching this all I can only see these people as scorned exes who still haven't gotten over the fact Hollywood told them no. Did they ever consider the relationship just wasn't meant to be?
That was brutal!!!
Adolf was rejected at the Art school! What if he was accepted eh?!..
Unfortunately, I believe he was also democratically elected and held office in government for many years, incrementally upping the extremism year by year. The people accepted it.
Hitler was not elected, I think he was the chancellor and an “incident” occurred and he used the powers that be to become in charge, declared a state of emergency and from there used forces to become permanent dictator
+ds9quark Historians have recently found letters where he was accepted into some art school but the letter never got to him...oh well?!
To be precise, Bernie is a Social Democrat. A big difference. Nazis also hijacked the jain swastika, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jainism from the most peace loving passive folks ever. Does that negate Jainism ?. Me thinks not. Any political and economic system man cooks up that has no checks and balances is bound to shit in its pants. USA has the foundation of a great system, Alas, it has been eroded systematically by big money and corruption. Which is sad. We need to get back to Government of the people as it were. The Fins and their ilk are not doing too bad. On the other hand, they are not going around the world supporting dictatorships, starting wars and spending over $700 on their military. I do like their gadgets though! F14 and SR-71 are my favorite :)
Same outcome. The future is pre determined. What will happen will happen. 🤔
One of the best "New Rules" ever!
The writers were on their A game on this one.
great one
going on a new rules bender. good times
Probably one of the best New Rules
In a way Loesch did get the role as an opinionated right wing mom by playing the same angry character in every NRA ad she's acted in.
Oh Bill. That kills.
Bill showing his age. That "Sent from My IPhone" at the end of an email is an automatic message when an email is sent over mobile. It's not an intentional brag.
That was brutal!
Obama got the real Bruce Springsteen. Trump couldn't even get a Z grade Bruce Springsteen cover band, and that was *AFTER* the real Bruce told the cover band that they couldn't use his music for that purpose. Just... wow.
Andrew Breitbart looks like a drunk Greg Davies in that picture. That Scott Baio joke tho was savage as fuck 😂
We need IQ tests for politicians not voters.
TRUE DAT!
Free Diugh
Unfortunately most politicians have passed the bar exam because they Are lawyers. Lawyers have a strange God complex and they think that they are smarter/ better than everyone else.
While serving in public office they are lobbied to by lobbyist offering every type of personal offer or perk imaginable to get whatever the lobbyist is offering in exchange for their vote or their political support on a particular agenda;eventually the politician will overestimate their value and start stealing everything in sight.
In their mind they’re just following the law… Just doing their job…
The system is broken.
Free Diugh BS an intelligent con man can do harm as well
We need an integrity and moral test, that’s what we need
Free Diugh - Politcians AND voters.
Free Diugh Have your seen Religioulus? There was the senator who bragged you don't need to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate. Jesus Christ.
and perhaps like a morals test too...
This is just Bill Maher classic!!!!
It's not that the conservatives are black-listed or disciminated against, it's that their much less likely to pursue those professions and careers to begin with. There have been actual studies on this one. If you look up lists of professions that attract liberal-minded people and those that attract conservative-minded folks, you'll see the formers much more likely to dominate the arts, _any_ art (writing, acting, music, drawing, etc.), among other things. Hence "the liberalism" of Hollywood. Professions typically dominated by conservatives include: law enforcement, blue-collar jobs, insurance, surgery, and the military.
Those are the facts that must be reported over and over again. And over again.
Isn't Trump a celebrity... Yet his Hypocrisy completely falls on Deaf ears On FOX News
Ameya Gokhale
The motherfvcker had a reality TV show and lived in a skyscraper in the middle of New York City. Who are Trumpt4rds fooling?
When they ramble about California and New York, what they really mean to say is "I have so little pride in where I come from that I wish it had a booming economy like New York or California." As usual, always projection.
Dragon Fox You again? When you think of someone as a God... Don't tell that shit to an Atheist.
Dragon Fox's channel consists mostly of anime stuff. Don't worry too much about him. He hasn't had his daily wank to tentacle porn.
Lord Daedhelor You actually had the courage to see his channel... Fam you are brave.
Oh, I can tell the difference. I can also tell the difference between an adult and a 12-year-old. Leave the discussion to the adults, kiddo.
Ya know you forgot Clint Eastwood, Charlton Heston, Arnold, Vince Vaughn, Stallone, Kurt Russel, and James Caan
Good advice! You know who history's most famous arts-reject-turned-right-wing-hardliner was? Adolf Hitler. He originally wanted to attend the Academy of fine Arts in Vienna to study painting but was rejected twice.
Your argument is neither original nor clever. Yes, the Nazis declared themselves to be Nationalist Socialists and yes, they weren't conservative in several of their concepts. But they were anti-liberalist, anti-communist, anti-Semitic and anti-democratic, thus shunning the core values of the left. In short: the packaging was left, the content was right. And content is what really matters.
They were also anti-capitalist, anti-Christian, meaning they shunned the values of the right as well. They were called the Third Way for a reason.
Akmon Ra Wrong. They criticized Capitalism but were not against it, or perhaps never got around to be against it since their nationalist agenda was already pretty damn full. Anti-Jewish doesn't mean Anti-Christian, in fact the Nazis allied with Christian churches to further their nationalist agenda just a different denomination. Also, the right is not pro-capitalism, they are just defenders of vulture-capitalism. Every side have people that are pro-capitalism, only the right have people who supports the flawed parts of capitalism.
Is it me, or are the New Rule Segments shortened for RUclips? Can you guys post the whole thing?
He did not have to do Zapato Jr. like that😂
Jalen Ball Yeah, that guy is smoking. If only he kept his pants off and his mouth shut... Lol! He could have had better use of those 3 remaining neurons by training the first to strip; the second to hold the pole; and the last one to twerk.
Jalen Ball Yeah, how about his sci-fi channel hit 8 legged freaks
Bill!!!! Brilliant!!!
No shame in The Republican Game.
A very funny essay this week I had a spit take on the bannon drinking the left over drinks 😂😂😂
Same with Hitler. He was rejected by the Kunstakademie (artist college) and become on of the worst persons on earth.
So good
Dragon Fox lmao
Dragon Fox wins todays "Most Offended Child" award for commenting on every single post that bruised his fragile psyche.
Fun fact when you call him out for not backing his claims with evidence he'll call you a pedophile and/or a rapists.
Savage stuff. I love it!
lol devastating
Yahoo, finally a segment with nothing about the big bad Russian wolf. I believe that deserves a thumbs up.
So after a failure to live upto the limelight, B movie actress reject Dana goes & clenches her fist with all her anger and frustration, inside a tanning salon
Buahahaha, Bannon certainly looks like he'd be polishing off unfinished drinks left on tables. Whether you're done with them or not!😂
Ugh,yes. He's everyone's drunk,divorced, inappropriate uncle.
Just like young Adolf failed as an artist in his home country.
Hitler's technical drawing skills were OK. Maybe he would have made a passable architect. But -- go figure -- the public saw no "soul" in his work; no insight into the human condition the one expects from true art.
100% Bill Maher. Cuts deep.
Be scared... be very, very scared. The thing that may doom your world are the insecurities of a failed wannabe comedy writer.
Lol so true and funny.
Republican logic:
*Blames Hollywood celebrities for their problems
*Elects celebrity to be President
That is true
Liberal logic : let's assume everyone else is retarded and no one else but me has any scruples.
Absolute classic!
Omg lolol