New Rule: OK, Zoomer | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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New Rule: You can either be the fake tits and private jet generation, or the one that saves the planet. But you can’t be both.
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"And like her dad, she's a self-made woman" - lmao, that was brutal
or just transphobic
@@loustapo934 Just a good joke, maybe.
All good jokes contain truth
@@loustapo934 cry me a river, lmao
How so
I always laugh when I see a paper straw in a plastic Starbucks cup, My generation is really out here making the hard sacrifices 😂😂
Seriously. Paper straws are useless and you would be using less plastic if they turned the cups into paper, which actually work!
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I Smh when San Francisco banned plastic straws and I saw plastic syringes and all over the ground. Bring your bag to shop and non disposable masks on the ground.
On the subject of plastic, don't plastic bags do less damage to mother Gaia ("The 7 Blessings of Science upon her forever awomxn") than cloth bags (like, 300-times-less-pollution).
Just saying, maybe George Carlin had a point when he jested that our species entire purpose was to make more plastic for Gaia ("The 7 Blessings of Science upon her forever awomxn")
@@somedandy7694 - Using the word Gaia is one of the most pretentious things out there. Embellishments upon its use even more so.
Just started following Bill Maher recently. I'm a fairly traditional conservative and had always viewed him as pretty liberal, which he is. But I value truth, honesty and common sense over anything and it takes a certain amount of curiosity and effort to discover what the truth about anything really is. Without that effort, I could so easily be a fool and never know it. I hope we all want the same thing...a better world, right? Putting our swords down and being honest about issues can be the bridge between conservatism and liberalism. I admire Bill Maher for being that type of person, and am extremely thankful that he has the platform he does.
I am a school teacher in Germany and I am going to show this in class.
As a zoomer, I appreciate this message. It’s so easy to think “we’re better because…” but people are people. My generation’s just revolutionized excuses.
Everyone suffers from having too high self-esteem :|
It's nice to read this somehow! I am a young man. My childhood was in the 90's so I am not a guy from Generation Z. But there are so many hypocritical people in this Generation Z. As well as in all generations before. There are actually a lot of things that many of them don't get when it comes to environmental protection. And in fact do horribly wrong. But think they are holy angels and are right with everything.
We *industrialized excuses and virtue signalling. Don't forget to thumbs up if you agree. Right?
The idea that zoomers are susceptible to the notion that they are "better" than previous generations shocks me. What would give them that idea?
@@Warlikerooster03 Being raised with zero values, zero critical thinking skills and incredibly high self-esteem.
Oh wait, did I say "raised"? These kids weren't raised at all. They grew up in single parent households and/or households where both parents worked. They went to shit schools where they were taught to obey authority unquestioningly. Their parents never spent any time teaching them about life and they didn't even have church to fall back on as a way of teaching them basic values.
The blame is on all of us. And the responsibility to fix it is on all of us.
"And like her dad, she's a self-made woman" I nearly choked to death when he said that. LMAO!!
I had to google who her dad was... then I laughed
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Nice predator priest reference 😁
Joke of the year
I say this everything I hear diane hendricks say that self made bull shit!
Bill went from being outrageous in the 90's to being one of the few sane voices of reason in the 2020s
Hahahahaha.
No
@@justwannabehappy6735 lol we get it, you hate workers and everyone that isn't a white, heterosexual Christian.
You
And from the far left to the far right, according to modern labels. An interesting and lovely to see transition.
So I love Bill Maher. He brings some common sense to the room.. usually. Although, I feel like this Climate Change alarm-ism is bull shit. The Left cares about the environment, yeah? Yet the USA is the best, and CLEANEST extractor of crude oil.. Yet, here the Left is.. restricting the crap out of American Oil.. to the point that we have to buy oil from other countries. Which for One: Makes other countries rich, instead of domestic companies. For Two: Now they have transport(likely by diesel trucks) the crude oil to the port, which then gets pumped into a tanker ship. That tanker ship now has to travel, by sea to bring it to us so we can refine it. So a tanker ship is said to burn 2,400 GALLONS of diesel per HOUR. It would take 21-35 days to travel to the US from Russia, dependent on weather. So you're going to tell me that an Oil Tanker having to deal with rough seas somewhere along the journey is safer than a welded pipeline? Watch the videos I linked to see how bad it can get. The stress on the hull of that ship is enormous. It's amazing we don't have more tanker spills in the ocean. But anyways, buying oil from your neighbor is way better for OUR economy, and for our environment. Less fossil fuels are burnt to get the crude oil here.
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I'm so glad we have been making progress on keeping it real! Go, Bill!
"It's always sad when fire kills potential slippers". Epic burn. Bill was taking no prisoners tonight.
Bills moving over to NEWSMAX
the fuck did you watch?
That was a pretty hard line.
@@darrellconnolly990 ok zoomer
@@darrellconnolly990 boom!🤣🤣🤣
Bill has been absolutely ON it! I've always appreciated his humor even if we share different political views. Lately, his calling BS on hypocrisy has reached legendary level.
He's very right about some things, funny a lot, but constantly saying BS stuff, too. And I find him to be hypocritical since he complains about ageism and then attacks millennials and young people regularly. Ageism goes both ways.
@@Lydynthmn If we all just CORRECT what we agreed that were wrong & fix it and worry less or ignore what others didn't get it right, EVENTUALLY, everybody will get it right. People are so emphasized on what others did wrong argument comparing to what others said that was right & then somewhere along the line lost the urgency to correct the wrong as they are too busy finding what's wrong about others.
Right there with you, huge respect to Bill for speaking his mind no matter who might disagree
He is wrong on most things politically and I don't know how much of his humor should be credited to his writers, but I applaud him for allowing opposite opinions and views to be heard on his show, his questioning of popular liberal beliefs, and for exposing so many on the left for the hypocrites that they really are. He is genuinely funny, unless it's his writers.
@@Kurt77777 Do you mean he holds an opposite viewpoint to yours? He might be right and you're wrong. Did you ever consider that?
He gets straight to the hypocrisy in us all.
$400 for that garbage hat made for .20 cents in Vietnam ? Sounds like a good deal for Balenciaga !! They couldn’t pay me $400 to wear it 😂
Right. But it's either ".20 Dollars" or "20 cents". Because labor is cheap in East Asia, but a fifth of a cent really is too cheap.
“The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE are!”
- George Carlin
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
Edit: also said by George Carlin
"People say, 'Oh, we have to save the planet by not putting plastic bags into the landfills' but that doesn't do anything, that doesn't go far enough. We have to change OURSELVES! And we'll never do THAT, because everyone's too fat and happy, everyone has a cell phone that will make pancakes and rub their , so no one wants to rock the boat, no one wants to change anything. So we're slowly circling the drain, and the circles get smaller, and the circles get faster . . . . " -George Carlin
Rooting for that meteor!
@@danballe 😄
What I feel bad about is the massive amounts of species and biodiversity we are taking out with us.
They certainly didn't deserve it
"The planet is fine....the PEOPLE are fucked." (George Carlin)
I keep trying to tell people this. Maybe the planet wanted plastic, it's got it now, so maybe we have fulfilled our purpose.
@@bolo2393 And we can be phased out now...
The planet will make it - it may look like Mars, but the big rock will still be there.
@@Misses-Hippy it has looked like a big rock at least 5 times before only to have explosions of life follow. Ebb and flow. Feast and famine. Up down black white ying yang. It is the cyclical nature of biological existence.
The best part of this Carlin rant was the point about our hubris. We think that we are the only reason the earth would change. It has to be us and not the geologically and archeologically established cycle of greenhouse / ice ages. We always try to separate ourselves from nature, but we are just as much a part of it as anything else.
That said, there are many things we could be doing better. For starters: Cities are, ecologically speaking, a joke. If you aren't personally involved in the farming/raising/gathering/hunting/composting of your own food you are part of the problem. (I just ate fast food and I don't have a garden, so I'm totally guilty as anyone)
@@bolo2393 I had my mother in mind (and she had right-wing radio in mind) when I wrote that. She was discounting climate change arguing the planet would survive of course. I said, Yes, but it might look like Mars.
Thank you for your optimism. Maybe even Mars will flourish with time. But I would still be concerned about climate change happening now on this planet. Bonjour, from France!
Bill Maher definitely had this topic pegged. he was absolutely correct. sometimes the truth hurts no matter what generation you are in.
Wow you really hit it on the nail with this younger generation. I've noticed the same thing. They sit on the ferry dock with their cars running so they can play with their phones. On a black tarmac that's hotter than hell their windows are rolled up and they have the air conditioning on. While the rest of us breathe in their toxic fumes and do our best to stay cool. They think nothing of cutting in line ahead of others who have been sitting there for ever sometimes. There are natural born narcissists
Not natural born. We made them through shitty parenting and raising them through social media and removing any risk that would make them self reflecting, resilient humans.
what, ALL of them?
All kids forever have been narcissists. That's how kids figure out who they are and how to communicate. By making themselves the center of their own world.
I don't always agree with Bill, but sometimes he absolutely nails it!
I don't always agree with Bill, but when I do I drink Dos Equis.
Yeah that's pretty accurate.
YES!!
That's a strange way of saying "this guy has shit on common sense and decency for half a decade but I've got the critical thinking power of a turnip "
@@mikesnyder3317 Name three significant, positive and lasting contributions that Millennials have made to our society and/or our culture. Just three. That shouldn't be too hard. Just three examples.
"The cognitive dissonance between planet destroying conspicuous consumption and planet saving rhetoric is breathtaking"
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they admit that his gen dropped the ball on the environment, but they seem in complete denial that they dropped the ball on parenting. They created this shitty society that exploits the psychology of the youth for financial gain and he actually has the nerve to act like the youth are the problem.
Thank god you all die one day, no matter how much money you have.
@@jdogsful infantalism
"Everything woke turns to sh*t"
- President Trump
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I'm 0:45 into the video and I already agree totally with Bill. All talk and no action. But talk is still VERY DANGEROUS. Mathieu, you and Greta Thunberg can have my luxury apartment and my 2022 CHEVROLET SILVERADO CUSTOM TRAIL BOSS when you pry the keys from my cold lifeless fingers...and possibly not even then.
Quite applause on this one. Because he nailed it.
Every now and then, you really hit the nail on the head.
This is the saddest segment bc it honestly exposes humanity and our sad reality- we are just hypocrites through and through
No, we're rational. Sacrificing so much wealth is stupid, especially for uncertain climate outcomes. Further, if the natural catastrophes do arrive, rich countries are best equipped to handle them by investing in more resilient infrastructure. Wealth is always the best protector, both at an individual level and at a country level.
Who is Bill talking about?
My grown kids are nothing like the media portrays.
So normal and healthy and interesting.
Greta and Kylie both started life with trust funds.
Who cares?
How can you fail??!!?
I love trust funds. Every parent should have one for their kids. So smart.
@@nonmagicmike723 ah yes. Thinking more and more tech will solve the problems caused by technological “progress”.
Aka pure unadulterated hopium.
@@nonmagicmike723thinking we are separate from the natural world is the problem.
We are supported by it and have been depleting beyond carrying capacity for decades.
It will soon come crashing down. Look up Jevon’s paradox. Tech won’t save us, it might perhaps increase our capacity for pollution and consumption temporarily though.
@@elliot1850 Sure thing. What you say would be more convincing if I hadn't been hearing since the day I was born and even before. See: overpopulation scare of the 1960s.
As a Zoomer, this was one of my favorite new rules he's ever done. I will never understand how people can recognize that climate change is an issue without recognizing the social responsibility that comes with solving it.
Passing the responsibility into individuals to solve this problem plays right into the hands of the corporations making billions off destroying the environment. We will only solve this problem from the top down.
@@miltongreene1889 thank you!! Why is everyone so easily convinced by this BS corporate propaganda?!
@@miltongreene1889 absolutely! Hold the companies accountable for killing our environment for profit. They love to blame the poor people!
@@miltongreene1889 it's a chicken or the egg situation. The corporations behave this way because the consumers demand it. The truth is we are doomed. Everyone will blame everyone while the earth rots so enjoy the time you have and try to make some new friends :)
It's hubris to think the planet needs us or gives two craps about us. Earth was trucking along happily making extinct 99% of all species that has ever lived and it will keep trucking along just fine after we're extinct. We are but a minor inconvenience to this planet.
I went back to college as a non traditional student. I offered one of my classmates $100 cash if she would turn off her phone and let me keep it for her for half a day.
She said yes. She turned off her phone and handed it to me. Barely 10 minutes later she wanted her phone back in a very desperate way. So I gave it to her and she lost the easiest $100 she would have ever made.
Great talk. The latest generations are certainly no better than older ones, though they open their big mouths with all talk and no action. Thanks, Bill, for pointing it out.
Thats why so many young people go vegan you know? They take no action!
18-19 year old: 7% is vegan
60-64 year old: 1% is vegan
7x times increase but they take no action!
Mmm you got a point but none talk more than older generations like you blaming the young folk. You are now the old guy yelling at the kids for throwing balls over your fence. I know it was long time ago but remember when you were the kid
Agreed. Im gen z
"Fake tits aren't biodegradable " love it! 😂
So the solution is biodegradable fake tits, or am I missing something?
He could be right or he could be wrong. I think it would all depend upon what material is used to make them. Pax
old technology rules, natural! lmao
@@Nutamago *RULES OF NATURE!*
Wellllllll. the salt water inside em is biodegradeable, right? I mean they fill em with Saline right? Thats salt water. So when the hot chick dies that water'll jus pour on out, no harm no foul.
And the plastic parts just a tiny percentage of it, right? And lets face it, those things make everyone soooooooooooo happy!!
As Glenn Reynolds said about 15 years ago concerning climate change; “ I’ll believe there’s a crises when the people that tell me there’s a crises behave like there is one.”
Nice one mate. Dunno who Glenn Reynolds is but I'm gonna find out. I like him.
Well, there are people telling us it’s a crisis who behave like it. It’s just not everybody. Also, that’s not really a great rule. Many people know smoking, drinking, or overeating is bad for them but still do it; the same can go for issues about the world. One should believe there’s a crisis if the evidence suggests it, and the evidence is very unequivocal.
Exactly the Obamas have a house on Martha's Vineyard. I'm sorry he's not worried about it going underwater.
@@theonionpirate1076 Believing and acting are two separate things. Many people know that pigging out on luxury and convenience is bad for the environment but they still do it. I think Woody's point is that there is a huge double standard between how people talk about the climate crisis and how they adjust their behaviours accordingly. Also, as a final word, if you believe what you said about the evidence being unequivocal, you should be talking to the people who engage in excesses mentioned by Bill in the video yet at the same time proclaim they are concerned with the environment. Make sure they correct their double standard.
@@caciliawhy5195 Off topic.
As a zoomer, this message really helped me realize how we have a choice we can make and we need to make the right choice.
Just kidding, I'm not a zoomer. This is the internet, everything is inauthentic BS and we waste our time gobbling up "content". Social media is a plague.
that ending was GOLD
Bill, I'm glad you're back to playing the middle game in no man's land. You're great at what you do, and I'm glad you're back to not 'picking sides' as it were. No one is safe from the truth and comedy.
I was just thinking the same thing!!!
I disagree with Maher on a lot of issues but I respect his defense of free speech and standing against hypocrisy.
Yeah, I haven't listened to Bill in a while, yet apparently he's not the one sided liberal he used to be.
@@ernestcote3398 He never was. You are just hearing the part you like.
@@thepagecollective well he didn't often before and I believe he's learning what will work for the future
I'm an older millennial who thought that the 90's was peak consumerism and corporate ads will have less influence over consumers. Then came the influencers and everyone is fine watching ads posted by strangers
it feels so much better when its content content feels better give me content or give me diahrea content first my ad your content insert content i hert content
I too am an older millennial and saw how the 90s commercialism looked. Commercialism is on steroids compared to the 90s.
Keep in mind those ads by strangers are usually over 1min lol standard commercials last under 30 seconds
Both women are lost, and their only fruit is fear, doubt and worry.
One wears it on her sleeve.
The other actively teaches their is no God who sustains the world by His word. And who made the Earth by His word as well.
God will judge both for their works just like all of us.
But Kylie doesn't go around telling people the earth is going to vanish in 7 years. A self proclaimed guru Greta purports.
So both have their part in swaying women and teens to live the world ideology.
One actively says their is no God.
Jesus said, if you don't keep the commandments of God and teach others to do the same you will be the least in the kingdom of heaven.
Let that sink in for a second.
@@MostHighEmperorPalpatine because billions spent on market research shows that the attention span of viewers is so small there is a massive drop in efficacy after 10 or so seconds. So get in front of the consumer, chip away at reprogramming their behavior and then quickly move on to the next.
This man is brilliant. Somebody please give him a prize.
As a 60 year old male conservative (probably have offered 1/2 the Liberals already) I have to constantly remind and show my 20 + year old daughter's how to recycle. Yes I'm the problem?
Great to see someone calling out the glaring hypocrisy and hubris of yet another generation that blames, whines, and takes the moral high ground yet sinks in the valley of anger, confusion and BS.
What? Are you serious? Please explain what "sinks in the valley of anger, confusion and BS" means; it sounds like complete BS to me.
Bill Maher
100 %.. yet will turn around and support the same Democrat Socialist politicians back into government payrolls.. The same politicians that push PC POLITICS of Climate Change, Carbon Credits and politicians that support blm, antifa arsonists street gangs..
Bill Maher, two face back stabbing Democrats Socialist supporter..
Yet funny comedian..
People can also check out videos of SAVING THE PLANET by George Carlin..
hes projecting his boomer pov.
One of the best monologues I've ever heard about the current climate situation and the attitude of young people towards it.
Young people's attitude is usually much better than the fat old overindulgent rich people - WHO HAVE ALL THE POWER TO CHANGE THINGS, AND DON'T!
And I'm fairly comfortably off, and 73.
Imagine if Greta started saying stuff like this, all these astroturf companies that pay her would toss her in a second.
Remember in the 80's how we Gen X'ers would complain and criticize our parents, elders, local/state/government/national/international leaders, and talk about how we're going to change the world? We did. The X generation put on kid gloves, tried not to be as hard as their parents and we got the millennials. We baked their brains on Barney, and now they scribble ridiculous tattoos all over their bodies "to belong" and complain about the stuff we already complained about. Now they have kids, followed our model of parenting, and instead of the purple dinosaur, it's a cell phone screen or flat screen to keep them shut up. Meanwhile, social media confuses them, manipulates them, and warps reality, because their parents aren't there to discuss, disagree, or discipline them. Instead, "oh Timmy today is a (insert made up pronoun here) wolf spirit, mongoose tiger today. Timmy is so creative." No, Timmy is probably either completely insane or a conformist to the culture of absurdity.
Nailed it!
That last line…”Fake tits are not biodegradable” just slayed me! LMFAOOOOOOOO
Really now?
I laughed so hard at that line lol
@Puma Man I guess you are just jealous and bored so you are making "smart" comments like that... a nobody who had achieved nothing in his/her entire life
@@atathehun8003 , and what has greta achieved other than getting her parents paid in order to promote a tax scam on the public?
♻️ made and raised for all natural.
I love anyone who will call out hypocrisy from any source--you, good sir, are NAILING IT!!
Absolutely brilliant you hit the nail fairly and squarely on the head. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
As always, Bill nails it yet again.
2:18 - "The cognitive dissonance between planet-destroying conspicuous consumption and planet-saving rhetoric is breath-taking." Thank-you!!
Not really. I either couldn't care less about, or actively dislike, Bitcoin and the celebrities he mentioned. It isn't cognitive dissonance when the Zoomers who are into Bitcoin and Kylie Jenner are separate people than the Zoomers who are concerned about the environment.
Ya, gunna have to give this segment a big thumb down. Comparing a cell phone, a microscopically small and highly energy effecient device that's basically the only creature comfort most millenials and gen z have and trying to make that sound equivalent to corporations that are responsible for 70% of all carbon emissions and billionaires living in climate controlled fortresses and flying around in their own private jet to shopping trips to buy 1000000 items of designer clothing is the biggest bullshit line I have ever heard in my life.
Bill Maher should shut the fuck up and retire.
@@Sanosukeafo True enough, though internet platforms like Twitter and online news formats etc are a big reason for things such as Donald Trump becoming US President, and the internet now is THE major distraction in the world from facing reality, actual society and making an effort to change for good. Of course there are big players in business (in bed with political parties) etc which are deeply corrupt but they all use this drug called the internet and smart devices to increase and maintain their power, and most of us are utterly complicit in this technological takeover of people's brains. Even my typing this now is a complete waste of time. Another empty comment that'll vanish into the online comments void - words that nobody will ever even consider seriously and at best only be skim-read by those desperate to have an argument or something to make them feel alive.
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I will keep this comment alive by screenshooting it for myself for motiviational purposes.
Honestly, any climate plan that consists of “People should individually choice to be conscientious consumers” is doomed to miserable failure. And trying to shame people into being conscientious won’t work either. It’ll just make them resent you.
The real answer is that you let people consume what they want…you just make them pay the actual costs of their consumption. I promise you that if you simply implemented a carbon tax, you could reduce emissions by increasing prices. This would both decrease demand for such goods and services and incentivize efforts to make them less carbon-intensive.
I’ve been watching Bill for over 20 years and don’t always agree with him but he’s 100% right on many things
I think as the left has gotten more preposterous, he's started calling them out more. Not that's a chargers conservative by any stretch, but he had stopped blindly touting liberal talking points.
@@JuanRamosNCWrestling he has kinda stopped it. The programming is still there.
@@TaxMan1776 right. But years ago he wouldn't have even thought about saying something like this.
Yeah, what a shame he is right only when polls tell him what majority thinks... so he is usually a 12-18 months behind the curve, this much he needs to "wake up" to the reality while bashing along the way people that he agrees with 12-18months later.
One could say Bill is 100% right, ~50% of the time?
Well said Mr Maher.
This is actually on point and super funny!!
That was a good one Bill Maher,the message of hypocrisy of today's new generation was brutally to the point and powerful.
@your mother's bum they’re definitely the most self entitled and narcissistic
"It's always so sad when fire kills potential slippers"
LMAO
That one went over my head. What was he referencing?
@@chrismullin8304 Kylie Jenner posting about being upset that forest fires are killing koala bears.
@Real Time▫️With Bill▫️Maher No.
Maher says it like it is. No bsing around. Straight and to the point. Speaks for this boomer exactly!
Wow! Bill Maher too needed the time to get here!
I’m a teacher. What’s really disgusting; step in a elementary/junior or high school students and ask them what they want to be when they grow up? INFLUENCERS. 99.9% answer like this. It just makes me ill.
You can thank the right wing social/linguistic eugenics of individualism..
Me me me me me first.. screw you..
Me me me me me me me..
Hypocrites can’t even reduce drinking coke in plastic bottles, or even force coke to go back to glass packaging.
They will however force Netflix to fire Chappelle for not sharing their views.
oh man - nail on the head - yes
Fast food places don’t even ask if you want a straw, they just give you one.
@@kevyxcx5829 As bringing a cloth bag shopping was brought up in this clip I have to throw this out there: The carbon footprint of 1 poly/cotton blend bag is as much as 20,000 times worse than a plastic bag (Danish Governmental Report). So, since the average person goes shopping 2 times per week, do you think the average person is going to use a cloth bag for 200 years?
Boom!!
Wow! Great point man.
Brilliant as always. Thanks a lot.
Love all of it. Bill.
Kudos from Australia
“Fake tit’s are not biodegradable!” Hot damn … never thought of that!!!
Learn something new everyday 🤣😂
it's a fact ! 😄
My ex will not be happy to hear that.
@@jamesritacco1693 then by all means tell her they aren't biodegradable.. If u don't get to touch em anymore, u should get some fun out of them lol
Neither are fake asses. lol
Seriously?? Jesus fuckin christ.... mankind is so fucked🤣🤣🤣
"its always so sad when fire kills potential slippers"-bill maher. now, that line was fire.no pun. lol
Thank you Mr. Maher!
As a 32-year-old, I've been saying this for a long time. Of course, when I do say it, I always get told "ok boomer" by obnoxious kids who think they know it all and are better than everyone born before them. Youthful ignorance is a perpetual reality, no matter how much current young people think they're the first exception.
As a 40 year old with actual Boomer parents Im still coming to terms with the disappointment that my generation isn't actually any good at saving the world either.
I mean we watched that video in school in the 90s with the Rainforest Rap in it and everything. "All the beauty.. in the rainforest.. the tropical rainforest.."
Those kids tht called u a boomer seem kinda dim, u’d b a millennial… boomers were between the 1940’s and 1960’s, millennials 80-89 I believe.
All young folks (including myself) have had a hatred for the older generation. I'm 66 now, and see the following generations doing the same, yes. But rare are the few that say " I will do something sincere". And they actually mean it. They do not blame or accuse. They work hard in a political stance or a public stance to effect a change that will be meaningful to the public. This is how things are accomplished. You point a finger at my chest and call me a name rest assured you ain't got my attention. I'm glad you realize this M.S. Keep passing this message.
"Youthful ignorance is a perpetual reality"
"She built a massive empire without releasing a sex tape." Yeah.....but we all know she'd never have been in that position if that sex tape wasn't released...so technically, she's part of it.
Nice insight. So yeah,when people make money off of negativity that money has an energy associated with it. And she is definitely part is that whole negative energy if you ask me. Super Yuck!
Fairly certain that was Bill's point. :)
sarcasm much?
Goes further back, to OJ killing 2 people and Mr. Kardashian helping him get away with it. If that hadn't happened, Paris Hilton would have remained the most famous reality star and Kim Kardashian would have never been known.
Absolutely brilliant!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
You are amazing. Keep 'em coming.
I'm 28 and I have to say: Thank you, Bill. 🙏
My generation definitely is not as good and pure as what we claim to be.
One word: hypocritic.
I've never heard any generation speak collectively.
@@anthonycameronnajera8471 Baby Boomers? Gen X? Gen Y? Millenials?
@@diegopons4622 None of them speak collectively. He's literally ignoring the fact that the loudest voices this day, and in the past, have been that of a minority of people. He hates cancel culture, but fails to realize the same people who use it are the same people who are fans of the worst people in the world.
Dont be too hard on yourselves. All generations think they're going to change the world when they're young. Naivety comes with being young.
Remember when Imelda Marcos, wife of Philippine Dictator Ferdinand Marcos had three thousand pairs of shoes and we thought that was an outrage?
🤔
Brace yourself: her son is running for president.
@@phoenix5054 😐 can he be worse than Duterte?
On second thought, don’t answer that. He could be.
Millennial and bill is spot on. Im so glad he finally swallowed the red pill and sees the truth between the smoke and mirrors
Bravo.
The best thing about Bill's rants is the audience knows the his talking about them and their little shame claps are hilarious.
The same with feminism: the same women who are triggered about everything will support Bill Clinton or listen to gangster rap which degrades women
@Janus Zeal Of course it's a generalization. So what? People must often use generalizations when communicating. You cannot include every except and every detail in every conversation. Generalizations are useful and exist for a reason.
@@kv2723 like all white conservatives are racist?
Janus Zeal or you could flip it around and say that the same people that are pro abortion want to spare the life of a mass murder or sex offenders. Or call Trump xenophobic while praising their God Obama who bragged about being deporter in chief
Janus Zeal someone is triggered! I lean left on somethings and right on others and libertarian on others. I think that Bill, on this clip, was talking about people who are so self righteous but don’t practice what they preach
I am a millennial and I fully agree with Bill 👍🏻
They are talking about gen z no one cares about making fun of us anymore. We have to wait until gen z's kids think harry potter is cool again and then we will clash over whatever new thing they're doing.
@@dps8629 He literally mentioned millennials in the video more than once.
I’m an old millennial so I missed his cut off.
@@DoggoWillink Crazy to think how the oldest of this cohort is now entering their 40s when it seems like just yesterday that they were apart of OWS and acting like a bunch of spoiled teens.
@@douche8980 Yeah I know. I’ll be 35 this year, crazy lol. Still a millennial technically though.
Glad Bill Maher got his mind straight and act together. Fan again
This is the best thing I ever saw.
"Lots of talk but at the end of the day hopelessly addicted to... consumption." Aint that the truth
Bill Maher: "if you care about the environment don't own a phone!"
Also Bill Maher: "if you care about the environment then why aren't you following Greta Thunberg on Twitter?!"
@@climatedeniersbelonginasyl4191 Nah that's not what he is saying. Those are two different point. He's saying Gen Z claim to be woke in words, but when it comes time for taking action, their consumption is as bad for the planet as any other generation
@@KyleC1990 Bingo
They really don't do much in the way of action. But hey, they said some witty aphorism and now have more likes/followers/subscribers/retweets/etc and that's like super important!
@@KyleC1990 you mean worse. A LOT worse.
Wow! I am impressed with Bill Maher. Never expected to hear this out of him. I may actually start watching him more. A true comedian is one that is comfortable enough to pick on everyone equally and truthfully. To point out the hypocrisies within Society. I actually loved what he had to say it was spot-on. That is the only way to get to the truth!💙🇺🇲
The left wing has lied to us....
Same. I always heard of him as a leftist propaganda parrot, but he was handing their asses right back to them. I won't be surprised when he's condemned as "sexist" for not tapping his forehead onto the ground when he spoke of a Kardashian. Or the accusations come up.
Then you may want to revisit his previous recordings over the past 3 decades since he is a staunch political commentator as well as comedian, actor, writer, producer as with other accomplishments. Although he is a liberal with left-leaning tendencies, I find him more open to honest political discussions with those that may oppose his view than others on his side of the Aisle. I particularly like the interview he has done with Ben Shapiro since they both back their arguments up with actual facts.
each generation learns from the one before
Thank you Bill.
Not always in line with Bill but damn he nailed this like a Master carpenter!
Really? Was it the part where he used ONE video of MR beast giving someone 40 cars? But left out that he had 20 million trees planted last year and is raising money to have 30 million pounds of trash removed from the ocean? Sure it's easy to nail things if you Cherry Pick the things that make people look bad and leave out the accomplishments that completely refute the idea. Master Carpenter indeed.
Because he shifted the blame off your lethargic boomer ass onto the generation you raised by equating an Instagram follow with a disinterest in saving the environment?
Yeah, what a brilliant take. Clearly teenagers and 20-somethings hold all the power in society and the rest can just look to their leadership.
@@darktheories1758 when did he do this tree planting?
@@pancakemogul yeah keep refusing to take any responsibility I'm sure that will work out well for you. You also seemed to ignore the facts he pushed out for you.
@@hauntedhouse7827 What power do you imagine 20-somethings and teenagers, i.e. KJ's followers, have in this society?
Inflated college debt, inflated housing prices, inflated prices on medicine and healthcare and deflated wages - all obstacles that Bill's generation didn't encounter.
Sure, if millennials and zoomers have anything, it's a surplus of time and resources.
Today's new rule section was awesome!. I wish it lasted longer.
🤦🏻♂️
...nah, it's biodegradable 😆
I wish I lasted longer😔
Wait, what were we talkin about?
Could he understand that cryptocurrencies have different energy need? There are VERY VERY large differences. Not even all of them require mining.
@@Powercise1 yeah, SOME younger people do that. MOST of them consume way more energy, resources and fall to consumerism way easier and deeper than older people. That was the point.
Btw, has the bitcoin thing really been objectibly and reliably debunked? Honest question.
Don’t always agree with you, but I always respect you
OK, Zoomers.
Every week New Rules has got me asking “why haven’t we heard anyone else say this? It’s so obvious!”.
@EQ Games Not causing it. Just helping to push it along at a nice pace.
Lots of people have said it, they don't just have a career as a comedian with their own TV show and RUclips platform. Which is also something that bugs me about Greta Thunberg a little, she's hardly the only child to ever have strong ideas about the environment. She's just one that made the news and that gets a certain ball rolling which allows her to become a more effective activist.
@Get Zappéd 1974 Religion has very little, if anything, to do with climate change lol. Human stupidity would still exist without religion. It's just that nowadays, we worship different gods lol
Oh, plenty of people say that, but they are mostly on "far-right" side as libs call it
Both women are lost, and their only fruit is fear, doubt and worry.
One wears it on her sleeve.
The other actively teaches their is no God who sustains the world by His word. And who made the Earth by His word as well.
God will judge both for their works just like all of us.
But Kylie doesn't go around telling people the earth is going to vanish in 7 years. A self proclaimed guru Greta purports.
So both have their part in swaying women and teens to live the world ideology.
One actively says their is no God.
Jesus said, if you don't keep the commandments of God and teach others to do the same you will be the least in the kingdom of heaven.
Let that sink in for a second.
Best monologue in a while, and they are always very good.
Ya it's weird how the tv people never want to talk about all the things they ignore that lead to these problems
@@Rays_Bad_Decisions oh no
that would include talking about issues that offend the boomers.
It's BS!
@@Powercise1 and Mr beast is giving away his wealth. While he did team trees and is now doing team seas. It’s almost like his writers are trying to make bill look stupid. I’m 42, but Mr. Beast is a role model for my daughters. Bill has so gone right wing. He’s a shell of the liberal he use to be.
@@mjvjohnson I am a pretty generous heart. But even I am not Mr. Beast level generous. I respect his style and what he does.
Thank you.
This is the best Maher clip
AND that is what I respect about this guy, he is never shy about calling anyone on his bullshit, including his audience.
Cheers from Mexico Bill.
@@Powercise1 You need help if you think that. I hope you get it.
@@SuhaibZafar he was wrong! Terribly so.
They should print Gretta's scowl on all conspicuous consumption receipts .
Ironically, that might increase the consumption of such stuff
I can visualize that!
Or not print paper receipts at all
Anyone dumb enough to listen to a child deserves whatever happens to them
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@@chinmayravindrashah
With a little speaker that makes those styrofoam squeal noises
Excellently said.
You're just a gem.
Oh sh*t.
"And like her dad, she's a self-made woman."
Jeezus, the STING on that one.
Priceless joke
Oh God, it was so good, so good. I had tears in my eyes
I liked the last part more 😜 "fake tits are not biodegradable" powwwww!!!
The "woo" was weird.
I thought it was hilarious too, but the amount of "woos"... Just, Jesus. Haha
@@ninjabiatch101 I think the woos we're because it took them a minute to get who he meant
Most thoughtful piece Bill has done in a while; great writing 🏆🏆
@@Powercise1 Lol have you even watched his recent segments? The last two or three were far better. He gets a lot wrong in this one.
Yes Bill's writers made this one look genuine, you could tell bill wasnt just reading the teleprompter
@@Powercise1 Your tiki torch went out.
It's actually a piece Bill ORielly and Rush Limbaugh did weekly.
@@Powercise1 amazing how u chose not to list any examples to go with this opinion...
Bang on Bill. You say it as it is, my man.
well said
It's really nice to see that there is no blind spot when it come political affiliation as far as Bill is concerned. I really appreciate that. I wish more people would follow his example here.
His ignorance about cryptocurrency is a huge gaping blind spot.
@@death-disco All generations has some kind of ignorance in societal sense
@ELFIST for example, Tiktok, it is a China comnunist tool to make Americans idiots
This is a very underrated monologue. Great job, Bill.
I didn't notice a "rating" - but there are 67k likes
@@dhutch71 I’m simply saying that, of all the Bill Maher monologues that get promoted or get recommended, I feel this one is better than 90% of them. At any rate, my comment was complimentary. So, I’m not sure what the problem is.
Well said as usual
Bill is ON FIRE 🔥
Thank Bill for pointing out the hypocrisy
It seems like the “Zoomers” have a split soul, just like the “Boomers” who gave us both the hippies and the yuppies.
The boomers were hippies... Yuppies were Gen X. Beatniks were silent generation. Hipsters are millennials. I don't know what zoomers will be. Dying of starvation I guess.
It's almost as if people were made up of different individuals and you can't generalize an entire generation 🤔
@@-umph No, you have that 100% wrong.
Hippies turned into yuppies; they're all Boomers.
Gen-X is just Gen-X.
@@-umph No they're right yuppies were boomers that bought into consumerism big time especially in the 80's. Gen X is only really know for three things: Alternative rock, cynicism, and being forgotten. Millennials are know for being entitled, Zoomers are pretty much like millennials only even more plugged-into social media with even shorter attention spans.
@@MattLovesVinyl 100% correct. Boomers are the Baby-Boomers. The soon to be or already are Elderly. Gen -X are the husk of what was supposed to be middle class that lived with "duck and cover" instructional videos.
Priceless commentary 😂👏
that was deep. thanks!!
It's the same reason why the first countries and states to fight slavery were the ones that stopped being economically dependent on it: most people only do the right thing when it's easy 😔
It wasn't easy to fight against slavery, it was also expensive, the British were still paying for it up untill 2015 , they also lost a lot of lives enforcing it
Right, the Industrial Revolution made slavery unnessary.
So the Civil War, fighting against your real life brothers was easy. The fight against slavery caused a 4 year long Civil War. The price was immense. It also cost the president his life. Wtf makes you think any part of it was easy for blacks and whites? Change never happens when its easy. It happens when it needs to happen.
The British ones. The southern states have more of a French/Spanish background. The British abolished slavery long before the continentals.
@David disagree dude
Congratulations to you and your writers. Probably the best most courageous editorial ever.
That ending…….. Wow.
Yep, it takes a big man to blame young people for global warming, after all they're most responsible for it aren't they?
This one was by far the best one. Bravo to Bill and the writers.
@@Sdority905 nothing like a bit of whataboutism ay.
@Censorship Is always wrong "all talk" yea because I'm in a position of power (ceo of big corporation, government, influencer, etc) to make the necessary changes? Your comment is so irrelevant that I almost didn't bother replying, almost. Do you know who is in a position to influence people? Bill is and he's choosen the fallacy of whataboutism to pile blame onto a generation that hasn't even taken the reins from the older generation yet. Wait until they're leading countries (in about a decade) then pass judgement. Right now all bill is doing is pointing the finger at the least responsible generation for global warming as if its all their fault when the opposite is true.
She’s exactly right.
I love it when bill cracks himself up
Simple, painful truth - wrapped in amusement for your convenience.
South Park already covered this whole issue with man bear pig/ Al Gore/red dead redemption
@Oh My Oh my , its nothing but a tax scam. that's what climate change is about. if gasoline use is gonna end the world in 12 years as AOC claimed, the government would have banned it by now and the public would be riding horses buggies and bikes. taxing people for using gasoline because the climate changed a degree or two in a hundred year study when the earth is billions of years old is just nothing but a money making scheme by the government using media to scare people into voting for more taxes for a made up problem.
"powered by the wind"... And diesel.
Bill Maher: "if you care about the environment don't own a phone!"
Also Bill Maher: "if you care about the environment then why aren't you following Greta Thunberg on Twitter?!"
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