I think the real problem with the current administration is that Trump doesn't want to appoint anyone smarter than himself. Disclaimer: This post has been edited to appease the grammar police.
"Begrudgingly pro-Israel" why do you support apartheid, land theft, ethnic cleansing, military occupation, and ethnoreligious supremacy for one group while treating the indigenous population as 2nd and 3rd class citizens in their own homeland?
This might actually be the most racist thing I've ever seen on the internet, and I'm not new to the internet, but this is some Storm Front level shit right here
Just ignore him. I've seen him comment on a bunch of videos and, armed with my made-up degree in amateur psychology, I'd say he's a nobody in real life who vents his frustration on random people on the internet to feel better about how life didn't pan out the way he thought it would. Most he can aspire to is becoming a footnote in the pages of history. Something like: one of an assortment of assholes who did something stupid and are now laughed at for as long as the written word exists.
GorillaGuerilla I honestly think he only got the job cause his last name is Clovis. “Clovis? That’s obviously a country-hick name so I’m gonna make him the bigliest most tremendous farm-guy in my cabinet!”-Prez. Dump
Actually by all accounts Jared is the one person that comes before Donnie in Ivanka's world, I mean she converted to Orthodox Judaism to be with him ( look up at what you have to do to convert ), which is why I think that Jared is the one who will bring Trump down eventually. If he gets arrested for a crime ( say conspiracy to defraud the US Government because of his meeting on behalf of the Trump people with a Russian Agent ) with some serious time attached to it then Ivanka might plead out to the FBI in order to get Jared a lighter sentence, and Ivanka is probably the one Trump kid who really knows where the bodies are buried.
I was also waiting for the guy they found on Amazon, because he wrote a book about international trade that got dissed by all his peers - you remember, the one who advised to start the trade wars?
Well... last few years I've built a house garden, and launched a water-pump rocket over my school building... I believe I'm more qualified for office than those 2 guys on NASA and Agriculture...
This is dead on. Trump's worst ability (or lack thereof) has been appointments. They're often not just bad, they are terrible. Non-scientist to science positions, accountants as diplomats, people who've never teached for head of the DOE, I could go on all fucking day.
Bill Maher, as far as I can tell, the only man who can still make trump jokes and have them still be funny. I can’t even watch Colbert anymore, but somehow Maher pulls it off.
This not funny Bill these are really his choice picks for jobs which none are qualified for it's seriously not funny snd the Senate are allowing this to happen they know these people aren't qualified
They are beyond not qualified. 45 and the Senate put foxes in charge of hen houses.... Scott Pruitt has been fighting the EPA for years, Betsy DeVos never set foot in a public school, Rex Tillerson was CEO of ExxonMobil.....and on it goes!
Yeah that list of THE Best People IS pretty Pathetic! Bar tenders , Wedding Planners, and Rich People dominate the list! I think Every ONE he picked IS more LIKE the WORST People!
To measure the IQ of the corporate wing in any organization just look to the chief who does the hiring. No one will be as smart as the person selecting the new kids. Which in this case sets the bar practically on the floor. Anyone who can step over it is hired! Yay!
All his current and former cabinet picks would seem to to be the exception to his claims of "finding the best people", unless he means the best at Not actually running their departments except for into the ground.
Bill Maher.....you are one of the most respectable and truthful people I have ever heard of in today's world.....God bless you
Bill nails it yet again, with more wit and humor than all the clowns at Fox combined.
Amen
you mean Jesse Waters in Chinatown wasn't the second coming of Richard Pryor?
They're not even legally allowed to refer to themselves as "reporters". 😃 😑
Devastingly accurate.
I cry for America and I'm a Brit.
BH is very funny but he is highlighting some very dark possibilities.
This was an amazing episode
Profiles in tremendousness. Guess all the qualified people don’t want anything to do with this administration.
Many a true word has been said in jest... I reckon all the talented folks are sitting this one out.
5%LowBattery huh a bartender
Jared looks like a girl.
But Eric, that's really not an attribute to the vetting process ... or maybe?
Ricardo Lozano thank God
Oh Bill! You are the best.
Love this. Thank you, Bill Maher.
I love you, Bill Maher!
I think the real problem with the current administration is that Trump doesn't want to appoint anyone smarter than himself.
Disclaimer: This post has been edited to appease the grammar police.
Phatkillz you win
Hi, I'm George Takei. I was highly critical of Trump's "grab em by the pussy" comment. I drug em then grab em by the dick.
Phatkillz and that would be everyone in America.
Phatkillz Given Trump's ego that's actually entirely possible.
Phatkillz lol
I lived in Tulsa for 8 years...didn't know there was an air and space museum in Tulsa...
Simply perfect!
That peace in the Middle East joke was on point
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Historic middle east agreements signed, but took more than a year.
I agree it was a funny joke, but Kushner ended up making more progress in the middle east than any politician has in well over 20 years
@@Howard3S Which caused violence and disproportionately hurt the indigenous Palestinian population in their own homeland. But sure dude. Sure.
Thank you Bill...u make us laugh 4real
Even if you're a Trump supporter this has to be disturbing. Gotta admit it
Tallgeese3 Not even a little bit
john jeffries That's horrifying
You'd think, but I doubt it!
Nope, they're in massive denial. No matter how bad things get, they're response is:"...but, but but Hillary!"
Not after 1/6. Nothing should surprise anyone
Holy shit aggressively acquiring real estate joke lmao
"The Lethal Weapon of bovine brain-eating disease". SO savage😈
Thanks a LOT, Bill Maher, for making me cry; with tears from laughter, that is, every time, that‼️🤣💦
The first joke really made me explode with laughter. As someone who is begrudgingly pro Israel, lol, Kushner was definitely not the right choice.
"Begrudgingly pro-Israel" why do you support apartheid, land theft, ethnic cleansing, military occupation, and ethnoreligious supremacy for one group while treating the indigenous population as 2nd and 3rd class citizens in their own homeland?
forgot Betsy Devos
scortchcake1- That one and her infamous, war-mongering brother are too much for even the most bizarre made-for-TV movie!
Bill thanks brilliant
You are awesome
Love your jokes
Stephen miller would make a great IT clown!
Sueloveschoc He'll float too
He also would've made a great assistant manager at Kinko's, but at this point I think his media record disqualifies him
Now that’s a guy I would never leave my kids alone with.
Randy H kids? I wouldn't be caught within a 50 mile radius of that thing!
Trollface Killa haha touché, that’s fair
Sam Clovis is going to be the villain in the next star wars film. Darth Mushroom. lol
Na. I liked Darth Syphilis better.
Steve Bannon would make a better Darth Syphilis me thinks.
But is his face on fire?
Pizza the hut, mushrooms only edition
Sol- Without a doubt!
I want a tiny bill maher to take to all of my family holiday gatherings so he can just shut them all down. Yas.
Amy Godwin I want a tiny Maher doll to throw darts at every time he says something smug
Brad Polmateer - Triggered?
Amy Godwin Your family is racist, but you can make up for it by loving a black man.
Amy Godwin Haha. Now I have the image in my head. And him talking with a squeaky voice 😂
Well, that's a pretty smug comment...
I'm not even American but this is scary!
komalthecoolk and funny
This might actually be the most racist thing I've ever seen on the internet, and I'm not new to the internet, but this is some Storm Front level shit right here
Just ignore him. I've seen him comment on a bunch of videos and, armed with my made-up degree in amateur psychology, I'd say he's a nobody in real life who vents his frustration on random people on the internet to feel better about how life didn't pan out the way he thought it would. Most he can aspire to is becoming a footnote in the pages of history. Something like: one of an assortment of assholes who did something stupid and are now laughed at for as long as the written word exists.
My guess is he voted for Trump which means he's fine with rapists so long as they're white... which is a whole different level of fucked in the head
Why don't you compile your own catalog of teenage "edginess"?
Sam Clovis has eaten several farms, that's worth of agricultural experience.....
You got that right, lol!!
You're not wrong
GorillaGuerilla I honestly think he only got the job cause his last name is Clovis. “Clovis? That’s obviously a country-hick name so I’m gonna make him the bigliest most tremendous farm-guy in my cabinet!”-Prez. Dump
GorillaGuerilla implying he has ever consumed a vegetable
wohdin It's not UFOs that are making the cows disappear.
I'm laughing through the tears.
Ms. Silverman is adorable and CORRECT!
Massaging 45's ego is not something I'm willing to do.......much less any other parts of him!
Thanks Bill sad, true, but great humor
when things are slow she cuts up limes........niceeeee.
Yeah, but now we have AOC, Trump's scourge, and HE is always going on abt her having once been a bartender!
Love your show bill you crack me up
Bill is the best !!!
This one is Good.
Brilliant Bill et al..
Stephen Miller is like a token character from a young adult novel, which in his case would be being the least popular kid at vampire school.
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Miller reminds me a lot of Roy Cohn.
I wonder which of his parents Stephen miller looks lik?
@@spirit5228 He does bare a striking resemblance to his father, Mr. Burns.
This was SAVAGE.
... but unfortunately true.
Wow. Well said.
Jared has 'Fall Guy' written all over him. Ain't nobody bangs Ivanka but Daddy, and gets away with it!
Actually by all accounts Jared is the one person that comes before Donnie in Ivanka's world, I mean she converted to Orthodox Judaism to be with him ( look up at what you have to do to convert ), which is why I think that Jared is the one who will bring Trump down eventually. If he gets arrested for a crime ( say conspiracy to defraud the US Government because of his meeting on behalf of the Trump people with a Russian Agent ) with some serious time attached to it then Ivanka might plead out to the FBI in order to get Jared a lighter sentence, and Ivanka is probably the one Trump kid who really knows where the bodies are buried.
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Bill Maher. High quality comedic performance gained from many years of stand up and television.
Clovis and Kislyak might be the same guy... you’ve seen them. They’re each other’s doppelgängers 🤣
Excellent finish!
MAHER IS OKAY .
HE MAKES YOU LAUGH .
So true, so true
You know the cupboard is full of stupid people when he didn't even mention Betsy DeVos.
That woman is a horror!
I was also waiting for the guy they found on Amazon, because he wrote a book about international trade that got dissed by all his peers - you remember, the one who advised to start the trade wars?
Yes. Let's start a trade war with our most reliable long-term business/trade partners (like Canada) for no discernable reason whatsoever!
Agreed 100%.
Lmbo gotta love Bill for telling the truth
SOOOOOO.....true
Thanks again for this..make me no more tired after works ...from mey tov chhan
Valid points
Spot On BM, As Always . . .
,boy bill Maher your good you should run for president you make so much sence a breath of fresh air
Classic !
2:35 find a girl looking at you the same way Ivanka look at the Canada pm
Well... last few years I've built a house garden, and launched a water-pump rocket over my school building... I believe I'm more qualified for office than those 2 guys on NASA and Agriculture...
Came back for comedy relief ..... Spot on and it’s funnier even now.
Ah, Trump went to Jared!!!!
Too True too laugh
This is dead on. Trump's worst ability (or lack thereof) has been appointments. They're often not just bad, they are terrible. Non-scientist to science positions, accountants as diplomats, people who've never teached for head of the DOE, I could go on all fucking day.
If you made Sarah Silverman flinch....
LOL!
Love love love 💕
I love Bill. Hate to miss his show
About that vetting process...
Good stuff!
Dear Bill Maher show, can we have the complete New Rules segment going forward? The quick gags are sometimes better than the monologue at the end !
Bill really annihilated them on this one. I mean damn !
We've been hearing lots of Sam Clovis agriculture jokes in the last week or so, but the one in this segment takes the trophy.
The line about Jared's being most of the way through reading NAFTA's Wikipedia page. is priceless.
lol I lost it when Maher called Trump Bad Ape.
"I'll Drain the Swamp!" -Trump "This is MY SWAMP!!!" - Sarah 'huckabee' sanders
IT IS BETTER TO BE IN TRUMPS SWAMP THAN IN JAIL WAITING FOR A PARDON AFTER TRUMP VACATES THE WH.
Your an awesome humanitarian and funny to!
And kill them ? 😕
Good show.
Bill Maher, as far as I can tell, the only man who can still make trump jokes and have them still be funny.
I can’t even watch Colbert anymore, but somehow Maher pulls it off.
Sam Clovis and Mushrooms growing in his Neck😂😂
You forgot DeVos and Pruitt, two more who are completely unqualified for what they do.
and people wonder why trump is so hated. this is not draining the swamp. i can't believe his supporters don't have a problem with these appointments.
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If added up the IQ's of all Trump's supporters, you would still end up with a two digit figure.
I thought you were checking in on subway's Jared lol
Not to mention who he is putting into judge-ships!!
That mushroom joke was effin GOLD
Soo much fun !
Love your show Bill; kick that fast lardy ass of that criminal 💪🏻
It's 2020 & some of the faces have changed, but the analysis is still right on.
This not funny Bill these are really his choice picks for jobs which none are qualified for it's seriously not funny snd the Senate are allowing this to happen they know these people aren't qualified
They are beyond not qualified. 45 and the Senate put foxes in charge of hen houses....
Scott Pruitt has been fighting the EPA for years, Betsy DeVos never set foot in a public school, Rex Tillerson was CEO of ExxonMobil.....and on it goes!
Barton- As I've earlier stated, ' Cultism is an anomaly that defies all sense of logic and reason'.
I got a peek at Uranus lmao.
"Carson and Perry are the 'Lethal Weapon' of bovine brain disease." SAVAGE!
Yeah that list of THE Best People IS pretty Pathetic! Bar tenders , Wedding Planners, and Rich People dominate the list! I think Every ONE he picked IS more LIKE the WORST People!
Chief policy advisor, and National Forehead Reserve Stephen Miller.
twelge15 😂😂😂😂
Baby Goebbels...
Colbert, right?
It still amazes me that, looking back at these shows, team Trump still refuse to see anything bad about him.
CHEERS BILL, KEEP UP THE FIGHT 😂😊😇😈
Your a bloody checky fella billy, funny ass brother
To measure the IQ of the corporate wing in any organization just look to the chief who does the hiring. No one will be as smart as the person selecting the new kids. Which in this case sets the bar practically on the floor. Anyone who can step over it is hired! Yay!
Hysterical
All his current and former cabinet picks would seem to to be the exception to his claims of "finding the best people", unless he means the best at Not actually running their departments except for into the ground.
Oh man that fool Ben Carson😂😂😂
Shared classes with Jared in high school, so, I know he is far brighter than average. He’s actually been quite successful in many things.
Lmfao! Bill rocks.
The best part was when Sarah laughed.
I cant believe its only been a year...
who edited this video? that individual Must have been real cracking up during the process
neck mushrooms are the grossest
You can't make that joke with Michael Moore in the studio growing his own neck mushrooms.
Chris Tsuke but true
Agreed, they're really shitake.
Yes ,there's a fungus among us, and it's called the Republican Party !
The truffle hunters are stalking him!