New Rule: The Problem with Democrats | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @lordpie3141
    @lordpie3141 6 лет назад +363

    "I'm a leaf! Don't eat me." That face was awesome.

    • @cornflowermusic
      @cornflowermusic 6 лет назад +4

      IKR? I was busting out laughing!

    • @DSkehan2004
      @DSkehan2004 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha 😅

    • @blue24563
      @blue24563 3 года назад

      He looked like Beavis and Butthead

    • @kollurubharathsimha539
      @kollurubharathsimha539 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @taekwondotime
      @taekwondotime 2 года назад

      Well the Dems did eventually find their political platform:
      "Vote for us because we hate white people too!"
      (Not working out too well for them however. LOL.)

  • @elanacurl
    @elanacurl 6 лет назад +847

    I'm a leaf 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @camilasanchez5010
    @camilasanchez5010 6 лет назад +335

    I lost it at "vote for me I'm the same pattern as the couch"

    • @sarevok6
      @sarevok6 6 лет назад +2

      Camila Sanchez that was amazing

    • @cornflowermusic
      @cornflowermusic 6 лет назад +5

      Especially how he paused and acted it out... Pure brilliance.

    • @bigdima6945
      @bigdima6945 2 месяца назад

      That has a new meaning politically in 2024 with JD Vance lol

  • @erzan
    @erzan 6 лет назад +116

    I am from Britiain but it's the same in Europe too. The left and centre left can be so cowardly, sometimes I just want to scream.

    • @fwfeo
      @fwfeo 5 лет назад +8

      Liberals, neoliberals and centrists tend to be the weakest, because they don't believe in anything except"left bad" , "right bad"!!
      In the US the Democratic party is to snuff out the left, not to oppose the right wing Republicans.

    • @bambubi1
      @bambubi1 4 года назад +2

      They were born cowards

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 4 года назад +9

      The left is nothing but a bunch of wannabe victim crybabies who crumble under the pressures of the real world, so they invent make-believe problems to complain about, all while sanctimoniously pretending to correct said wrongs. They are altogether disconnected from reality.

    • @JohnSmith-yd5wq
      @JohnSmith-yd5wq 3 года назад +4

      @@lionsden5123 you're an idiot

    • @jakobole
      @jakobole 3 года назад +3

      @@lionsden5123 And the right is nothing but "personal responsibility people" who always blames someone else when things go wrong. The irony....

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury 6 лет назад +101

    They need to be less apologetic. Stand by your principles.

    • @Kornknealious
      @Kornknealious 3 года назад

      You mean like President Trump?

    • @TheDeathOfLucifer
      @TheDeathOfLucifer 3 года назад +1

      Call out bullshit when it happens, doesn't matter which side

    • @Kornknealious
      @Kornknealious 3 года назад

      @@TheDeathOfLucifer bill has yet to call out fully the bullshit the left has become

    • @kembanganplaza5782
      @kembanganplaza5782 2 года назад

      That's the thing isn't it? People who have principles in their hearts are naturally less apologetic. People who bend where-ever the poll blows, are naturally more apologetic.

    • @allaboutthemurzic
      @allaboutthemurzic 2 года назад

      @@TheDeathOfLucifer Facts

  • @screechingqueer
    @screechingqueer 6 лет назад +37

    Bill channeled his inner George Carlin when he said "daddy", "My daddy..."

  • @twelge15
    @twelge15 6 лет назад +1166

    "In CA, there's more people named Dakota than in the Dakota's"
    Hahahaha!!!

    • @calholli
      @calholli 6 лет назад +25

      There are also more people homeless than live in the Dakota's.

    • @SantaBarbaraBiking
      @SantaBarbaraBiking 6 лет назад +33

      calholli They’re from the Dakotas.

    • @wsjnyc
      @wsjnyc 6 лет назад +44

      There are probably more people name Dakota in California than total people in both the Dakotas. The fact that these two States with 1.6 millions total population have the exact same amount of congressional representation as California is a travesty of Electoral Colleges Justice.

    • @calholli
      @calholli 6 лет назад +13

      Walter: .. That is what people in Dakota used to say when only a few wild gold miners lived in California and no one else. Besides, it is not a "travesty", it is working exactly how it was intended. Equal say for each state in the Senate, and also higher population areas get more representatives in the House. It's genius; Those guys were much smarter than our government officials today. If you don't like it, split California into 4 different states and you'll get your wish.

    • @OlafPijl
      @OlafPijl 6 лет назад +21

      The Electoral College is not the ideal that the Founding Fathers intended. It was what they had the give to certain states in order to get them onboard.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 6 лет назад +76

    *California*
    Population: Have you SEEN the 405?!

  • @barneywong4826
    @barneywong4826 6 лет назад +376

    Democrats, Stop apologizing!!!

    • @0MoTheG
      @0MoTheG 6 лет назад +4

      Even though, in the case you did something wrong, it is the right thing to do, it works better to blame others, lie, counter attack.

    • @Kilamanjaro009
      @Kilamanjaro009 6 лет назад +8

      That's not realistic, democrats apologize because they're treated to a higher standard than republicans because of the Electoral College vote forces them to placate to white rural americans. If the Electoral College was replaced with majority rule, then there wouldn't be a need to care about offending white rural america with facts.

    • @emcats84
      @emcats84 6 лет назад +8

      Stop being corrupt too.

    • @andre_blanco
      @andre_blanco 6 лет назад

      Sorry!

    • @ytdavasquez
      @ytdavasquez 6 лет назад +1

      Apologize for Hillary and lock her up.

  • @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube
    @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 6 лет назад +28

    "Their weapon of choice is adaptive coloration!"
    Brilliant.

  • @bocox4511
    @bocox4511 6 лет назад +340

    I'd love to see Bill as the democratic nominee just so he could debate Big Don. Epic.

    • @PotatoGawds
      @PotatoGawds 6 лет назад +10

      Bo Cox we can all dream

    • @antonchigurh8541
      @antonchigurh8541 6 лет назад +11

      Yes, Bill Maher 2020

    • @yokie52
      @yokie52 6 лет назад +8

      No, not a nominee, but definitely working behind the scenes. I think a lot of Dems feel this way, but the people around them panic - they don't want to lose their job and the election - because of their career. Bill doesn't need the gig.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 6 лет назад +9

      Yeah, all we need is another fucking TV demagogue. ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING COMEDIANS. We need people who KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. Stop being fucking toddlers who need to have shiny keys dangled in front of you all fucking day and FUCKING GROW UP BEFORE WE ALL GET KILLED.

    • @bocox4511
      @bocox4511 6 лет назад +8

      Serai3 I don't want him for president. It would just great to see him debate trump.

  • @burningmisery
    @burningmisery 6 лет назад +58

    If the Democrats are smart, which they clearly aren't, they would heed his words and grow a pair.

    • @wbaumschlager
      @wbaumschlager 6 лет назад +1

      If Democrats were smart they were Republicans.

    • @carloslugo9457
      @carloslugo9457 3 года назад

      @@wbaumschlager honestly this haven’t old bad it’s actually accurate

    • @robertobrien3571
      @robertobrien3571 Год назад

      @@carloslugo9457 How is it accurate?

  • @EMAN00619
    @EMAN00619 6 лет назад +561

    The donors pick weak dems.

    • @TheCalvin1902
      @TheCalvin1902 6 лет назад +29

      They're easier to control, and its the same with Conservative donors. The Kock brothers invented Scott Walker and Tim Pawlenty for their own personal use.

    • @MC-up9nx
      @MC-up9nx 6 лет назад +16

      This guy gets it. Ever notice the only time the Dems come out strongly on an issue, there's no profit involved?

    • @EMAN00619
      @EMAN00619 6 лет назад +28

      bisquitnspanky no fuck you. Weak is 17 dems repealing regulations on banks that crashed our economy

    • @tellall23
      @tellall23 6 лет назад +1

      voters pick dems..up to the voter to go for the "corporate" candidate or not!

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 6 лет назад +10

      The American system is polluted by money and billionaires donate to the dems and demand they be weak for the money. America needs to get the legal bribery and money out of USA politics because you are starting to see America is being left behind by other developed democracies that have kept money out of politics and run far more effected societies.

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 6 лет назад +10

    Damn right on Hillary Clinton with the coal thing.
    When people say, "I'd rather be a coalminer", they are not expressing a fervent wish.

  • @rbrb5686
    @rbrb5686 6 лет назад +10

    Bill Maher is absolutely right

  • @cyber6sapien
    @cyber6sapien 6 лет назад +8

    One of the funniest Bill Maher monologues EVER!!! "Vote for me I'm the same pattern as the couch ! " LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  • @nigelbodu4981
    @nigelbodu4981 6 лет назад +11

    Bill you are so right on! The same way they ran from Obama's record and lost the house and then blamed him couldn't agree more Bill! Great show.

  • @justanotherview3243
    @justanotherview3243 6 лет назад +12

    Bill, please run for 2020!

    • @derricklanders1205
      @derricklanders1205 5 лет назад

      AnotherView Oh HELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOO!!!! That's the last thing we need, some self-righteous, bloviating Leftist shill comedian in the White House!!

    • @crohunter100
      @crohunter100 4 года назад

      for which side??

    • @dylanmau6606
      @dylanmau6606 3 года назад

      @@crohunter100 He’s a liberal, so that side

  • @Squeaxx
    @Squeaxx 6 лет назад +9

    I’m from south dakota and I was in tears at the end. he is so right lmao 😂 I don’t get it either

  • @katherynemero9355
    @katherynemero9355 5 лет назад +13

    "Vote for me, I'm the same pattern as the couch." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @louielouie22
    @louielouie22 5 лет назад +6

    Bill, it's time to hang up the comedy like Al Franken and run for office. We need you man!!

  • @amyg5777
    @amyg5777 6 лет назад +11

    I cannot stop laughing about the "I'm a leaf" stuff

  • @sierralvx
    @sierralvx 3 года назад +6

    Why did "Imma leaf!" of all things make me laugh so hard?!?

  • @machorn2653
    @machorn2653 5 лет назад +3

    Bill Maher. Run for President! Step up! We need a leader who’s not afraid of Trump!

    • @JC-to5wq
      @JC-to5wq 4 года назад

      Bill maher would get rolled over by Trump. He’s a joke

  • @calenthebard2051
    @calenthebard2051 6 лет назад +20

    Our only chance is a party that can't get its shit together. Dammit

  • @paulhaney6449
    @paulhaney6449 5 лет назад +5

    Bill ! Thank you for calling out the over spending on defense!!

  • @freediugh416
    @freediugh416 6 лет назад +83

    Why we still limit our choices to the two idiot parties, I don't understand. We have more choices for cheese, why not have more choices for who runs the world?

    • @feena9241
      @feena9241 6 лет назад +10

      America dosen‘t run the fucking world

    • @Raja1938
      @Raja1938 6 лет назад +2

      Free Diugh, do you actually vote? If you did, you'd notice there are candidates running from more than just 2 parties.

    • @Kilamanjaro009
      @Kilamanjaro009 6 лет назад

      Having more than two parties is stupid. It's the candidate, not the party. And the electoral college makes that unrealistic.

    • @freediugh416
      @freediugh416 6 лет назад +2

      Raja- ik. I'm criticizing the media (including Bill) talking about this like we only have two choices. Cheddar or American. But don't dare mention Gouda, that's just crazy.

    • @fcdl61
      @fcdl61 6 лет назад +1

      There should be more political parties than genders in our nation.

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 6 лет назад +1

    Needed to be said. Thanks, Bill.

  • @WellConditioned
    @WellConditioned 6 лет назад +5

    "Have you seen the 405?"
    What's worse is I had to drive on it every single day I was in L.A. for two weeks.

  • @tubewatcher38
    @tubewatcher38 6 лет назад +5

    Strange times we live in when comedians routinely make more sense than our supposed leaders. Maybe Bill should write for the dem's?

  • @varamyrz2920
    @varamyrz2920 6 лет назад +6

    FFS, Bill!!! YOU run for President next time!!! At least for the Democrat nomination!!

  • @Beachdudeca
    @Beachdudeca 6 лет назад +4

    Do not always agree with Maher but he nailed this one

  • @ameyagokhale5123
    @ameyagokhale5123 6 лет назад +14

    See... He calls BS as he sees it.

  • @gavinmonteiro3889
    @gavinmonteiro3889 6 лет назад +2

    wowww!! this is the first time in a while I agree with Bill Maher on everything!!!! even about Dakota,,,

  • @thesnootwoulddroop
    @thesnootwoulddroop 6 лет назад +3

    One of the best new rules ever

  • @johnwayne7383
    @johnwayne7383 6 лет назад +3

    Bill straight called it WaCANda. 🤣🤣 Everything else was spot on as usual in New Rules. 👍👏

  • @savannahmanhattan9237
    @savannahmanhattan9237 4 года назад +3

    I want a new Bill Maher special.

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik 6 лет назад +2

    One of my favorite episodes!

  • @stoniewake125
    @stoniewake125 5 лет назад +3

    Yeah she’s a corporatist - no real shock why she’s no better than a republican

    • @jaywest3734
      @jaywest3734 5 лет назад

      Lots of Democrats are corporatists, even the so called socialists.

  • @Closed4Businessallday
    @Closed4Businessallday 6 лет назад +1

    Bill.....just run please

  • @DAVIDInitiative
    @DAVIDInitiative 6 лет назад +13

    Bill, you trying to get yourself named the Democratic nominee for 2020? You've got my vote dude.

  • @sanjeevgoswami1
    @sanjeevgoswami1 6 лет назад

    We live you Bill no one tells the truth like you do. The Democrats should grow some testicles and be proud of their accomplishments not run away from them.

  • @FunkyPants3D
    @FunkyPants3D 6 лет назад +6

    #BillMaher4President (and the rest of the crew working on the show as well obviously)

  • @amjid300
    @amjid300 6 лет назад

    Couldn’t agree more. Spot on.

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 6 лет назад +3

    "Speaking truth to power" means BOTH parties! And Bill totally does it!

  • @sohrab_solheim
    @sohrab_solheim 2 года назад +2

    "I'm a leaf, don't eat me" that was the best line ever.

  • @GO-GO_SO-SO
    @GO-GO_SO-SO 6 лет назад +8

    Bill Maher for president.

  • @jabrother
    @jabrother 6 лет назад +2

    This might be the best new rules I’ve ever seen!

  • @raymemichaels
    @raymemichaels 6 лет назад +4

    Oh, that was so good. Finally he criticized Hillary’s campaign and in a really intelligent, on-the-point way.

  • @loumartin8312
    @loumartin8312 6 лет назад +1

    Bill I think you were King Solomon in one of your past lives! You make fairness so palatable! Long may you reign!

  • @CapitolYaSa
    @CapitolYaSa 5 лет назад +8

    “Democrats are to political courage, what velveeta is to cheese” 🧀 😂 gawd I love Bill. Thank you for getting it ❤️

    • @bambubi1
      @bambubi1 4 года назад +1

      Bill Maher is just another hypocrite who tells everybody how they ought to live and then flies around in a private jet. You want me to listen to your tree-hugging BS? Show up to your next gig on a horse.

    • @SlXkxmx
      @SlXkxmx 4 года назад +2

      Uhmmm... Bill supports right-wing policies, so he is attacking himself.

  • @robertfernandez3115
    @robertfernandez3115 6 лет назад +3

    Jimmy Dore already surpasses this show. 💯

  • @kanden27
    @kanden27 3 года назад +4

    Whenever is hear the Two Dakotas argument. I always think of Fairly Oddparents where the solution was. “North and South Dakota has finally settled their difference and joined together to be one big Dakota.”
    All because Timmy no matter what Timmy said. It was always the truth and his wish made it so.

  • @ianpatrick3589
    @ianpatrick3589 6 лет назад

    Bill Maher should be running.

  • @nakianiteshade
    @nakianiteshade 6 лет назад +6

    "Adaptive Coloration" - Bill is a Savage lol

  • @johntoth9523
    @johntoth9523 6 лет назад

    Bill is a national f'ing treasure.

  • @officialMadstar
    @officialMadstar 6 лет назад +5

    I love this man

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray 6 лет назад +2

    "You just tell them and they believe it." This is what Democrats should hammer home about Donald.

  • @lizp5004
    @lizp5004 5 лет назад +4

    Literally nothing he said Pelosi passed, was something to be proud of.

    • @smithersreleasethehounds5330
      @smithersreleasethehounds5330 4 года назад

      Yup. And have gotten increasingly unpopular as time has worn on. Always good to praise someone who helped bail out the banks..

  • @thematstop
    @thematstop 6 лет назад

    Bill Maher on point again.

  • @jaysdood
    @jaysdood 5 лет назад +4

    Wrong Bill, the stimulus package cost tax payers trillions and rewarded the bankers who caused the GFC.

  • @clemfandango2258
    @clemfandango2258 6 лет назад +1

    "Vote for me, I'm the same colour as the couch"....
    LMFAO :D

  • @danhull3727
    @danhull3727 6 лет назад +4

    You had me at 0:45

  • @queenredspecial
    @queenredspecial 6 лет назад +1

    Seriously, you are claiming NANCY PELOSI's record is honourable?! The lesser of evils does NOT necessarily equal good!

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 6 лет назад +9

    "Hey, West Virginia, the Republicans want you stuck in a dirty hole. We're the party that's going to get you out of the hole!"
    I'm pissed at Bill Maher. He made comedy his career. If only he had gone into speech writing from the get-go.

  • @subaduck
    @subaduck 6 лет назад

    Boy, did Bill nail this one. Wow! Very impressive!

  • @gerardojg
    @gerardojg 6 лет назад +3

    Preach!

  • @lauramartin7883
    @lauramartin7883 Год назад

    'Adaptive coloration' --hysterical! And so true.

  • @jessiesoul3821
    @jessiesoul3821 6 лет назад +4

    "I'm a leaf don't eat me" 😂

  • @younghan3573
    @younghan3573 6 лет назад

    Love that rant!! Keep on it.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 лет назад +39

    Bill Maher 2020!

    • @fuckyoutube6258
      @fuckyoutube6258 6 лет назад

      Hammad Ali that will never happen Bill talks a good game but dose nothing himself for his party . I gave a million dollars to Obama big fucking deal how about quit your crying about how this country is going to help in a hand basket quit being a little bitch and run for office. All Bill ever dose is yell at all the other dems and libtards screams oh shit Donald is in the white house but Bill never gets off his ass and does something about it . Its cause Bill is all about his show and he is actually happy Trump is in office because he gets better ratings when he looks like he cares that another Republican is in control and yells about it so he fans can watch him rip on the president. Btw I'm not a fan of Trump I hate trump and Hillary.

    • @exgovernorroyromer3522
      @exgovernorroyromer3522 6 лет назад +1

      The fact that Bill supports Pelosi and Clinton proves he's a neoliberal shill. Fuck Maher and fuck just voting against republicans. It's time for third parties in primaries PERIOD.

    • @fuckyoutube6258
      @fuckyoutube6258 6 лет назад

      Jim Meh no we to get rid of the partys all together they cause more problems than they ever solved.

    • @exgovernorroyromer3522
      @exgovernorroyromer3522 6 лет назад

      And how does one go about dissolving parties? (I'm curious. I'm game if it can be done.)

    • @fuckyoutube6258
      @fuckyoutube6258 6 лет назад

      Jim Meh brother as soon as I find away you and I can start a party to do just that I will start thinking of a good name for our party .

  • @gabrieljordan8015
    @gabrieljordan8015 3 года назад

    This is why I like Bill.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 6 лет назад +4

    If a politician makes statement A, they get support from the "A-crowd" and resentment from the "B-crowd".
    If that politician switches to statement B, the "A-crowd" will resent them for supposed betrayal, and members of the "B-crowd" will resent them for being fickle.
    It's a simplified example, but there's still net loss to be had.

  • @peterdragon6367
    @peterdragon6367 6 лет назад +1

    As a conservative I think the democrats have been doing fabulous. Keep it up kids

  • @sirsenior1861
    @sirsenior1861 5 лет назад +2

    This isn't even comedy. He's just shilling for a political party

  • @DAVILA107
    @DAVILA107 6 лет назад

    Run for President Bill as an independent 20/20

  • @manc34man
    @manc34man 6 лет назад

    Bill Maher for President....now that would be something.

  • @loriannwhite8384
    @loriannwhite8384 6 лет назад +2

    His Daddy Before That!!! Lol

  • @davidletarte214
    @davidletarte214 Год назад

    Good old Dakota Bill, another brilliant appearance here!

  • @PeterMayer
    @PeterMayer 6 лет назад

    Right on Bill.

  • @darrellapple8980
    @darrellapple8980 6 лет назад

    South Dakota Sucks I know cause I live here its windy and cold six months out of the year and our weather is unpredictable we just had a major storm go through which was forecasted to drop only a few inches but ended up dropping about a foot of snow and now its about 50 degrees out and its all melting Lol.

  • @davidbowman271
    @davidbowman271 6 лет назад

    Bill Maher for President!

  • @StLennyBruce
    @StLennyBruce 6 лет назад

    Brilliant piece!

  • @AvangionQ
    @AvangionQ 6 лет назад

    Don't back down when the facts are on your side.

  • @johnrogan9420
    @johnrogan9420 4 года назад

    Mahr... best ever!

  • @anthonytonyrey
    @anthonytonyrey 6 лет назад

    Bill should have CA Senate Leader Kevin de León who is running for US Senate on the show. He has shown unapologetic courage on many issues here that national Dems should take a cue from.

  • @danib9845
    @danib9845 6 лет назад

    Love you, Bill.

  • @DaCubanPrincess
    @DaCubanPrincess 6 лет назад +2

    The voice of reason. Thank you Bill. Nancy Pelosi is an amazing woman

  • @sevengenerations8879
    @sevengenerations8879 6 лет назад

    Nailed it.

  • @rbhusana
    @rbhusana 6 лет назад

    What the .... I live in California, and I'm from NORTH Dakota.

  • @_BhagavadGita
    @_BhagavadGita 6 лет назад +1

    Here is Bill Maher richsplaining why people should vote against human decency.

  • @felipedreck8598
    @felipedreck8598 3 года назад +1

    5:22 Perfect

  • @TT-nx1wh
    @TT-nx1wh 6 лет назад

    Preach

  • @Red-Brick-Dream
    @Red-Brick-Dream 6 лет назад +1

    Fucking PREACH, Bill.

  • @wrathofme03
    @wrathofme03 6 лет назад

    Good point

  • @loungelizard836
    @loungelizard836 6 лет назад

    Nailed it! Write on Bill!

  • @justgivemethetruth
    @justgivemethetruth 6 лет назад

    I like the idea of combining the Dakotas

  • @bullettoothjosh
    @bullettoothjosh 6 лет назад

    Truth!

  • @R3tr0v1ru5
    @R3tr0v1ru5 6 лет назад +1

    Why the fuck do we have two Dakota's?!

    • @shedd45
      @shedd45 6 лет назад

      Very true.

  • @joemug4079
    @joemug4079 6 лет назад

    Agreed!