Well the Dems did eventually find their political platform: "Vote for us because we hate white people too!" (Not working out too well for them however. LOL.)
Liberals, neoliberals and centrists tend to be the weakest, because they don't believe in anything except"left bad" , "right bad"!! In the US the Democratic party is to snuff out the left, not to oppose the right wing Republicans.
The left is nothing but a bunch of wannabe victim crybabies who crumble under the pressures of the real world, so they invent make-believe problems to complain about, all while sanctimoniously pretending to correct said wrongs. They are altogether disconnected from reality.
That's the thing isn't it? People who have principles in their hearts are naturally less apologetic. People who bend where-ever the poll blows, are naturally more apologetic.
There are probably more people name Dakota in California than total people in both the Dakotas. The fact that these two States with 1.6 millions total population have the exact same amount of congressional representation as California is a travesty of Electoral Colleges Justice.
Walter: .. That is what people in Dakota used to say when only a few wild gold miners lived in California and no one else. Besides, it is not a "travesty", it is working exactly how it was intended. Equal say for each state in the Senate, and also higher population areas get more representatives in the House. It's genius; Those guys were much smarter than our government officials today. If you don't like it, split California into 4 different states and you'll get your wish.
The Electoral College is not the ideal that the Founding Fathers intended. It was what they had the give to certain states in order to get them onboard.
That's not realistic, democrats apologize because they're treated to a higher standard than republicans because of the Electoral College vote forces them to placate to white rural americans. If the Electoral College was replaced with majority rule, then there wouldn't be a need to care about offending white rural america with facts.
No, not a nominee, but definitely working behind the scenes. I think a lot of Dems feel this way, but the people around them panic - they don't want to lose their job and the election - because of their career. Bill doesn't need the gig.
Yeah, all we need is another fucking TV demagogue. ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING COMEDIANS. We need people who KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. Stop being fucking toddlers who need to have shiny keys dangled in front of you all fucking day and FUCKING GROW UP BEFORE WE ALL GET KILLED.
They're easier to control, and its the same with Conservative donors. The Kock brothers invented Scott Walker and Tim Pawlenty for their own personal use.
The American system is polluted by money and billionaires donate to the dems and demand they be weak for the money. America needs to get the legal bribery and money out of USA politics because you are starting to see America is being left behind by other developed democracies that have kept money out of politics and run far more effected societies.
Why we still limit our choices to the two idiot parties, I don't understand. We have more choices for cheese, why not have more choices for who runs the world?
Raja- ik. I'm criticizing the media (including Bill) talking about this like we only have two choices. Cheddar or American. But don't dare mention Gouda, that's just crazy.
We live you Bill no one tells the truth like you do. The Democrats should grow some testicles and be proud of their accomplishments not run away from them.
Bill Maher is just another hypocrite who tells everybody how they ought to live and then flies around in a private jet. You want me to listen to your tree-hugging BS? Show up to your next gig on a horse.
Whenever is hear the Two Dakotas argument. I always think of Fairly Oddparents where the solution was. “North and South Dakota has finally settled their difference and joined together to be one big Dakota.” All because Timmy no matter what Timmy said. It was always the truth and his wish made it so.
"Hey, West Virginia, the Republicans want you stuck in a dirty hole. We're the party that's going to get you out of the hole!" I'm pissed at Bill Maher. He made comedy his career. If only he had gone into speech writing from the get-go.
Hammad Ali that will never happen Bill talks a good game but dose nothing himself for his party . I gave a million dollars to Obama big fucking deal how about quit your crying about how this country is going to help in a hand basket quit being a little bitch and run for office. All Bill ever dose is yell at all the other dems and libtards screams oh shit Donald is in the white house but Bill never gets off his ass and does something about it . Its cause Bill is all about his show and he is actually happy Trump is in office because he gets better ratings when he looks like he cares that another Republican is in control and yells about it so he fans can watch him rip on the president. Btw I'm not a fan of Trump I hate trump and Hillary.
The fact that Bill supports Pelosi and Clinton proves he's a neoliberal shill. Fuck Maher and fuck just voting against republicans. It's time for third parties in primaries PERIOD.
If a politician makes statement A, they get support from the "A-crowd" and resentment from the "B-crowd". If that politician switches to statement B, the "A-crowd" will resent them for supposed betrayal, and members of the "B-crowd" will resent them for being fickle. It's a simplified example, but there's still net loss to be had.
South Dakota Sucks I know cause I live here its windy and cold six months out of the year and our weather is unpredictable we just had a major storm go through which was forecasted to drop only a few inches but ended up dropping about a foot of snow and now its about 50 degrees out and its all melting Lol.
Bill should have CA Senate Leader Kevin de León who is running for US Senate on the show. He has shown unapologetic courage on many issues here that national Dems should take a cue from.
"I'm a leaf! Don't eat me." That face was awesome.
IKR? I was busting out laughing!
Hahaha 😅
He looked like Beavis and Butthead
Yes
Well the Dems did eventually find their political platform:
"Vote for us because we hate white people too!"
(Not working out too well for them however. LOL.)
I'm a leaf 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Minister EH We need to evolve from leaves to really painful branches
"Don't eat me!" xD
on the wind. Watch how I soar.
that's the comment i was looking for
i lost it at that part.
I lost it at "vote for me I'm the same pattern as the couch"
Camila Sanchez that was amazing
Especially how he paused and acted it out... Pure brilliance.
That has a new meaning politically in 2024 with JD Vance lol
I am from Britiain but it's the same in Europe too. The left and centre left can be so cowardly, sometimes I just want to scream.
Liberals, neoliberals and centrists tend to be the weakest, because they don't believe in anything except"left bad" , "right bad"!!
In the US the Democratic party is to snuff out the left, not to oppose the right wing Republicans.
They were born cowards
The left is nothing but a bunch of wannabe victim crybabies who crumble under the pressures of the real world, so they invent make-believe problems to complain about, all while sanctimoniously pretending to correct said wrongs. They are altogether disconnected from reality.
@@lionsden5123 you're an idiot
@@lionsden5123 And the right is nothing but "personal responsibility people" who always blames someone else when things go wrong. The irony....
They need to be less apologetic. Stand by your principles.
You mean like President Trump?
Call out bullshit when it happens, doesn't matter which side
@@TheDeathOfLucifer bill has yet to call out fully the bullshit the left has become
That's the thing isn't it? People who have principles in their hearts are naturally less apologetic. People who bend where-ever the poll blows, are naturally more apologetic.
@@TheDeathOfLucifer Facts
Bill channeled his inner George Carlin when he said "daddy", "My daddy..."
"In CA, there's more people named Dakota than in the Dakota's"
Hahahaha!!!
There are also more people homeless than live in the Dakota's.
calholli They’re from the Dakotas.
There are probably more people name Dakota in California than total people in both the Dakotas. The fact that these two States with 1.6 millions total population have the exact same amount of congressional representation as California is a travesty of Electoral Colleges Justice.
Walter: .. That is what people in Dakota used to say when only a few wild gold miners lived in California and no one else. Besides, it is not a "travesty", it is working exactly how it was intended. Equal say for each state in the Senate, and also higher population areas get more representatives in the House. It's genius; Those guys were much smarter than our government officials today. If you don't like it, split California into 4 different states and you'll get your wish.
The Electoral College is not the ideal that the Founding Fathers intended. It was what they had the give to certain states in order to get them onboard.
*California*
Population: Have you SEEN the 405?!
Democrats, Stop apologizing!!!
Even though, in the case you did something wrong, it is the right thing to do, it works better to blame others, lie, counter attack.
That's not realistic, democrats apologize because they're treated to a higher standard than republicans because of the Electoral College vote forces them to placate to white rural americans. If the Electoral College was replaced with majority rule, then there wouldn't be a need to care about offending white rural america with facts.
Stop being corrupt too.
Sorry!
Apologize for Hillary and lock her up.
"Their weapon of choice is adaptive coloration!"
Brilliant.
I'd love to see Bill as the democratic nominee just so he could debate Big Don. Epic.
Bo Cox we can all dream
Yes, Bill Maher 2020
No, not a nominee, but definitely working behind the scenes. I think a lot of Dems feel this way, but the people around them panic - they don't want to lose their job and the election - because of their career. Bill doesn't need the gig.
Yeah, all we need is another fucking TV demagogue. ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING COMEDIANS. We need people who KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. Stop being fucking toddlers who need to have shiny keys dangled in front of you all fucking day and FUCKING GROW UP BEFORE WE ALL GET KILLED.
Serai3 I don't want him for president. It would just great to see him debate trump.
If the Democrats are smart, which they clearly aren't, they would heed his words and grow a pair.
If Democrats were smart they were Republicans.
@@wbaumschlager honestly this haven’t old bad it’s actually accurate
@@carloslugo9457 How is it accurate?
The donors pick weak dems.
They're easier to control, and its the same with Conservative donors. The Kock brothers invented Scott Walker and Tim Pawlenty for their own personal use.
This guy gets it. Ever notice the only time the Dems come out strongly on an issue, there's no profit involved?
bisquitnspanky no fuck you. Weak is 17 dems repealing regulations on banks that crashed our economy
voters pick dems..up to the voter to go for the "corporate" candidate or not!
The American system is polluted by money and billionaires donate to the dems and demand they be weak for the money. America needs to get the legal bribery and money out of USA politics because you are starting to see America is being left behind by other developed democracies that have kept money out of politics and run far more effected societies.
Damn right on Hillary Clinton with the coal thing.
When people say, "I'd rather be a coalminer", they are not expressing a fervent wish.
Bill Maher is absolutely right
One of the funniest Bill Maher monologues EVER!!! "Vote for me I'm the same pattern as the couch ! " LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Bill you are so right on! The same way they ran from Obama's record and lost the house and then blamed him couldn't agree more Bill! Great show.
Bill, please run for 2020!
AnotherView Oh HELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOO!!!! That's the last thing we need, some self-righteous, bloviating Leftist shill comedian in the White House!!
for which side??
@@crohunter100 He’s a liberal, so that side
I’m from south dakota and I was in tears at the end. he is so right lmao 😂 I don’t get it either
"Vote for me, I'm the same pattern as the couch." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bill, it's time to hang up the comedy like Al Franken and run for office. We need you man!!
I cannot stop laughing about the "I'm a leaf" stuff
Why did "Imma leaf!" of all things make me laugh so hard?!?
Bill Maher. Run for President! Step up! We need a leader who’s not afraid of Trump!
Bill maher would get rolled over by Trump. He’s a joke
Our only chance is a party that can't get its shit together. Dammit
Bill ! Thank you for calling out the over spending on defense!!
Why we still limit our choices to the two idiot parties, I don't understand. We have more choices for cheese, why not have more choices for who runs the world?
America dosen‘t run the fucking world
Free Diugh, do you actually vote? If you did, you'd notice there are candidates running from more than just 2 parties.
Having more than two parties is stupid. It's the candidate, not the party. And the electoral college makes that unrealistic.
Raja- ik. I'm criticizing the media (including Bill) talking about this like we only have two choices. Cheddar or American. But don't dare mention Gouda, that's just crazy.
There should be more political parties than genders in our nation.
Needed to be said. Thanks, Bill.
"Have you seen the 405?"
What's worse is I had to drive on it every single day I was in L.A. for two weeks.
Strange times we live in when comedians routinely make more sense than our supposed leaders. Maybe Bill should write for the dem's?
FFS, Bill!!! YOU run for President next time!!! At least for the Democrat nomination!!
Do not always agree with Maher but he nailed this one
See... He calls BS as he sees it.
wowww!! this is the first time in a while I agree with Bill Maher on everything!!!! even about Dakota,,,
One of the best new rules ever
Bill straight called it WaCANda. 🤣🤣 Everything else was spot on as usual in New Rules. 👍👏
I want a new Bill Maher special.
One of my favorite episodes!
Yeah she’s a corporatist - no real shock why she’s no better than a republican
Lots of Democrats are corporatists, even the so called socialists.
Bill.....just run please
Bill, you trying to get yourself named the Democratic nominee for 2020? You've got my vote dude.
We live you Bill no one tells the truth like you do. The Democrats should grow some testicles and be proud of their accomplishments not run away from them.
#BillMaher4President (and the rest of the crew working on the show as well obviously)
Couldn’t agree more. Spot on.
"Speaking truth to power" means BOTH parties! And Bill totally does it!
"I'm a leaf, don't eat me" that was the best line ever.
Bill Maher for president.
This might be the best new rules I’ve ever seen!
Oh, that was so good. Finally he criticized Hillary’s campaign and in a really intelligent, on-the-point way.
Bill I think you were King Solomon in one of your past lives! You make fairness so palatable! Long may you reign!
“Democrats are to political courage, what velveeta is to cheese” 🧀 😂 gawd I love Bill. Thank you for getting it ❤️
Bill Maher is just another hypocrite who tells everybody how they ought to live and then flies around in a private jet. You want me to listen to your tree-hugging BS? Show up to your next gig on a horse.
Uhmmm... Bill supports right-wing policies, so he is attacking himself.
Jimmy Dore already surpasses this show. 💯
Whenever is hear the Two Dakotas argument. I always think of Fairly Oddparents where the solution was. “North and South Dakota has finally settled their difference and joined together to be one big Dakota.”
All because Timmy no matter what Timmy said. It was always the truth and his wish made it so.
Bill Maher should be running.
"Adaptive Coloration" - Bill is a Savage lol
Bill is a national f'ing treasure.
I love this man
"You just tell them and they believe it." This is what Democrats should hammer home about Donald.
Literally nothing he said Pelosi passed, was something to be proud of.
Yup. And have gotten increasingly unpopular as time has worn on. Always good to praise someone who helped bail out the banks..
Bill Maher on point again.
Wrong Bill, the stimulus package cost tax payers trillions and rewarded the bankers who caused the GFC.
"Vote for me, I'm the same colour as the couch"....
LMFAO :D
You had me at 0:45
Seriously, you are claiming NANCY PELOSI's record is honourable?! The lesser of evils does NOT necessarily equal good!
"Hey, West Virginia, the Republicans want you stuck in a dirty hole. We're the party that's going to get you out of the hole!"
I'm pissed at Bill Maher. He made comedy his career. If only he had gone into speech writing from the get-go.
Boy, did Bill nail this one. Wow! Very impressive!
Preach!
'Adaptive coloration' --hysterical! And so true.
"I'm a leaf don't eat me" 😂
Love that rant!! Keep on it.
Bill Maher 2020!
Hammad Ali that will never happen Bill talks a good game but dose nothing himself for his party . I gave a million dollars to Obama big fucking deal how about quit your crying about how this country is going to help in a hand basket quit being a little bitch and run for office. All Bill ever dose is yell at all the other dems and libtards screams oh shit Donald is in the white house but Bill never gets off his ass and does something about it . Its cause Bill is all about his show and he is actually happy Trump is in office because he gets better ratings when he looks like he cares that another Republican is in control and yells about it so he fans can watch him rip on the president. Btw I'm not a fan of Trump I hate trump and Hillary.
The fact that Bill supports Pelosi and Clinton proves he's a neoliberal shill. Fuck Maher and fuck just voting against republicans. It's time for third parties in primaries PERIOD.
Jim Meh no we to get rid of the partys all together they cause more problems than they ever solved.
And how does one go about dissolving parties? (I'm curious. I'm game if it can be done.)
Jim Meh brother as soon as I find away you and I can start a party to do just that I will start thinking of a good name for our party .
This is why I like Bill.
If a politician makes statement A, they get support from the "A-crowd" and resentment from the "B-crowd".
If that politician switches to statement B, the "A-crowd" will resent them for supposed betrayal, and members of the "B-crowd" will resent them for being fickle.
It's a simplified example, but there's still net loss to be had.
As a conservative I think the democrats have been doing fabulous. Keep it up kids
This isn't even comedy. He's just shilling for a political party
Run for President Bill as an independent 20/20
Bill Maher for President....now that would be something.
His Daddy Before That!!! Lol
Good old Dakota Bill, another brilliant appearance here!
Right on Bill.
South Dakota Sucks I know cause I live here its windy and cold six months out of the year and our weather is unpredictable we just had a major storm go through which was forecasted to drop only a few inches but ended up dropping about a foot of snow and now its about 50 degrees out and its all melting Lol.
Bill Maher for President!
Brilliant piece!
Don't back down when the facts are on your side.
Mahr... best ever!
Bill should have CA Senate Leader Kevin de León who is running for US Senate on the show. He has shown unapologetic courage on many issues here that national Dems should take a cue from.
Love you, Bill.
The voice of reason. Thank you Bill. Nancy Pelosi is an amazing woman
😂😂😂😂😂
Nailed it.
What the .... I live in California, and I'm from NORTH Dakota.
Here is Bill Maher richsplaining why people should vote against human decency.
5:22 Perfect
Preach
Fucking PREACH, Bill.
Good point
Nailed it! Write on Bill!
I like the idea of combining the Dakotas
Truth!
Why the fuck do we have two Dakota's?!
Very true.
Agreed!